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Speaker 1: A city misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: There's only two places in this world to find true love.

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Speaker 2: One is at Area fifty one, underneath the table where

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Speaker 2: they're operating on the aliens. So much free out of

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Speaker 2: this world.

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Speaker 3: Loub Oh, you up with the alien.

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Speaker 1: I have rules against that for some reason. The other

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Speaker 1: is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 2: We comb that website top to bottom, front to back

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Speaker 2: to find the best misconnections that they have to offer,

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Speaker 2: like this first one titled just like the Dogs I

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Speaker 2: Trap you captured my heart man for Woman thirties.

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Speaker 1: Park, tell me you're a dog catcher.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, let's find out, he says. I was working

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Speaker 2: my animal control job for the city, thank God, dealing

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Speaker 2: with a pack of wild.

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Speaker 1: Squirrels that took over a utility shed when I saw you.

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Speaker 1: Are there any domestic squirrels?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? You were the brunette with a body that reminded

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Speaker 2: me of the Jessica Rabbit poster I had.

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Speaker 1: At the lap age of seven.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: As a child, I was like, I have a crush

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Speaker 1: on this cartoon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'll never forget the first words you said to me. Hey, God,

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Speaker 2: stop blanking staring at me.

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Speaker 3: Whoa, Okay, that's very Jessica Rabbit up her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I was.

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Speaker 2: So. I went about my business but saw you jogging

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Speaker 2: by about an hour later. Why are you there?

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Speaker 1: You stopped? I thought to apologize to me for earlier.

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Speaker 2: Instead, you said you needed help because your car tire

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Speaker 2: had a hole in it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, now who comes crawling back?

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Speaker 3: She doesn't remember it's even the same guy.

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Speaker 2: I don't know nothing about cars. I'm just an animal

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Speaker 2: control guy. But I grew a pair of acorns and

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Speaker 2: got to work. After thirty minutes, it turns out half

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Speaker 2: a roll of duct tape and some styrofoam pieces taped

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Speaker 2: over the hole didn't quite do the job.

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Speaker 3: Oh darn it sounds like an Alexis fix.

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Speaker 2: You then told me to get away from you as

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Speaker 2: you reached for your phone to call a quote real.

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Speaker 1: Man or the cops.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Since our last interaction, I learned how to patch a

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Speaker 1: tie from some dufices on YouTube. Let me prove it

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Speaker 1: to you in person.

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Speaker 3: Why do I feel like he's going around stabbing tires?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to your next misconnection titled Your Love

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Speaker 2: is Electric Woman for Man forties Convenience store parking lot.

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Speaker 2: I was the blonde with a fresh boob job driving

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Speaker 2: the Cheetah Print Tesla.

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Speaker 3: They're always real high. When you first get him done,

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Speaker 3: they got up in your chin a little bit.

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Speaker 1: You were two charging stations over orange Nissan leaf. Heylectric

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Speaker 1: car buddies.

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Speaker 3: A Tesla driver is looking at a leaf. Guy, I

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Speaker 3: like it.

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Speaker 1: Judging by your adult braces, I knew you had money.

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Speaker 3: Are expensive, yell, I'm judging by his car. I think

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Speaker 3: you're wrong.

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Speaker 2: I put my flirt game into high gear and asked

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Speaker 2: you if you could help me locate my charging port. O.

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Speaker 3: Let me guess. He did not get the innuendo.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you said sure, And as you walked over to me,

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Speaker 2: I giggled and jiggled. I tried to make some small

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Speaker 2: talk about how Elon Musk doesn't believe we landed on

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Speaker 2: the moon.

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Speaker 1: You told me he's probably an alien.

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Speaker 3: For each other.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't remember laughing so hard in all my life.

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Speaker 2: You're so funny life.

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Speaker 3: Why is she still loud?

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Speaker 2: Literally after you plugged my port, I asked if you

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Speaker 2: knew how to use any other electric toys.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy's so confused.

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Speaker 3: I got a drill at home.

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Speaker 2: You said you had a remote control car as a kid,

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Speaker 2: and then I told you that's not what I was

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Speaker 2: talking about. Then you commented that your nephew bought a

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Speaker 2: drone last year.

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Speaker 3: That's what she's.

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Speaker 1: Do you quite get my vibe for electric toys.

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Speaker 2: You were lucky you walked back to your tiny car

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Speaker 2: because I was about to give you a tour of

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Speaker 2: the inside of my Tesla.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I also think she's not literal. Again, if you.

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Speaker 2: See this, the tour is still available, but only if

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Speaker 2: you buy me sushi in a new dress first.

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Speaker 1: That signed London, London.

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Speaker 3: This guy will never call her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he has no idea.

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Speaker 2: Nextwist connection is titled help needed on Ile Love. I

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Speaker 2: like it Man for Woman fifties supply store. A beautiful

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Speaker 2: angel approached me as I was browsing the aisles of

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Speaker 2: the office depot. Wow, you were that angel, and you

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Speaker 2: proved that you don't need makeup to make a Neon

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Speaker 2: red store uniform look good, just long brown hair and

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Speaker 2: massive cans. I was in the market for a new

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Speaker 2: landline after my pitbull terrier ripped my old one out

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Speaker 2: of the wall.

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Speaker 3: Oh, pick that up.

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Speaker 1: Even your pitpus like bro upgrades. Come on, you recommended

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Speaker 1: a Motorola with a nine to one one speed.

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Speaker 3: Dial feature because you're old and you may need it.

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Speaker 2: I told you the only feature I need is your

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Speaker 2: dad's number so I can ask permission to marry you.

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Speaker 2: Stuff chivalry, admitute, I got more game than Fortnite.

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Speaker 3: Oh he's it is an old novel.

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Speaker 1: At one point we flirted with each other.

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Speaker 2: You asked me what else I was looking for, and

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Speaker 2: I said, five foot one good cook knows the difference

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Speaker 2: between a stroke and a heart attack.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so then one feature will come in here.

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Speaker 2: After that, you walked away and called your manager to

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Speaker 2: help me over the loud speaker. Seems like the ball

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Speaker 2: is in your court. Martina Navtlova, Yeah, I'm waiting.

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Speaker 3: So I was like, her name's Martina. That's cool.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I do I know that forty love.

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Speaker 3: And we started with ile love, tell him to stop.

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Speaker 1: We're also turned on by John Misconnections for the week.

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Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up, go do it

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Speaker 1: right after this.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,