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Speaker 1: It's almost time for your prank phone call. And today

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Speaker 1: I play the role of a college advisor who's already

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Speaker 1: looking ahead to next school year. Oh wow, that's why

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Speaker 1: I reach out to the father of one of our

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Speaker 1: future incoming freshmen, just to let him know he's got

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Speaker 1: nothing to worry about. Okay, we have a plan in

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Speaker 1: place to watch over his kid and make sure she

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Speaker 1: gets an excellent start to her college experience by just

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Speaker 1: assigning her a special mentor let's say question mark. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to say mentor we'll hear what dad thinks in

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Speaker 1: your phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap right now, phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I'm calling from McKenna College. I'm one of

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Speaker 1: the advisors here. My name is brock Lee.

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Speaker 2: How can I help you? Sir?

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Speaker 1: Is this Jim Emer?

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Speaker 2: It is hi Jim.

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Speaker 1: So, according to my records, your daughter Taylor is going

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Speaker 1: to be attending school this fall as an incoming freshman.

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Speaker 1: That's correct, and listen, I know we're we're still a

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Speaker 1: little ways away from orientation, but I do have an

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Speaker 1: update for you.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So every student is assigned a guide that shows him around.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know how this happened, but one of

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Speaker 1: our former alumni here actually volunteered to be Taylor's guide.

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Speaker 2: Oh cool, that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: It is awesome. And if you could just keep this

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Speaker 1: between us, because it's kind of a bigger deal since

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Speaker 1: this person is a celebrity.

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Speaker 2: Is a celebrity you say.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say that.

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Speaker 2: Who is it?

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Speaker 1: So for an entire week, your daughter will be watched

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Speaker 1: over and taken care of by none other than Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Speaker 1: I know it's pretty exciting stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I guess it would be exciting for some people. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: maybe not so much for a.

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Speaker 2: Man with a young daughter.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio is very famous for trading out

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Speaker 3: his girlfriends at twenty five, and it sounds to me.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, wait, is that true. I've never heard that before.

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Speaker 2: You never heard that before?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't tell you.

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Speaker 2: So you don't know the most famous things.

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Speaker 3: That's like scandalous about your most famous alumni.

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Speaker 1: Well, technically he didn't go to school here. We gave

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Speaker 1: him an honorary degree.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you got to be kidding me.

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Speaker 1: But he loves to come back at the start of

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Speaker 1: the school every year and just meet all the young people.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure he does. Yeah, we're very high.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: So we're going to opt out of that.

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Speaker 3: Whatever it takes to keep my daughter away from from

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Speaker 3: Leonardo to garry crazy.

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Speaker 1: Sir, I haven't even told you the benefits of this,

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Speaker 1: because he's already talked about taking Taylor to show her

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Speaker 1: around the sorority area, meet some of the other young

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Speaker 1: women there, possibly go on his yacht. What it's not

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Speaker 1: far from school. Actually I've never been on it, but

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Speaker 1: I hear it's quite the experience.

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Speaker 3: So Leonardo DiCaprio wants to take Taylor on his yacht.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. No, because he actually showed him headshots

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Speaker 1: of all the incoming freshmen, and he picked Taylor specifically.

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Speaker 3: He just picked the one that he was going to

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Speaker 3: pick out for himself, just out of here your catalog.

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Speaker 1: Oh, sir, when you put it like that, it sounds bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I say it does. I say it does, sir.

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Speaker 1: But don't you think because Taylor is eighteen, you know

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Speaker 1: she's a grown woman now that she should be me No.

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Speaker 2: You're right, she is eighteen. Eighteen is not a grown woman.

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Speaker 1: Well, she's old enough to be making her own decisions

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Speaker 1: and going on yachts if she would like to do that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's her right.

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Speaker 2: Are you hearing yourself? The guy never even went to school.

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Speaker 3: There, You're treating someone you gave an honorary degree like

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Speaker 3: an alumni.

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Speaker 2: Okay, are you out of your mind?

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Speaker 3: Sir?

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Speaker 1: This has gone far differently than I thought this was

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Speaker 1: gonna go.

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Speaker 2: So did it? Son? You thought it was going to go?

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Speaker 3: Well, you thought I was just going to be fine

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Speaker 3: with tossing my daughter out to some huge celebrity.

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if I was on the phone with Taylor,

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Speaker 1: do you think she would be saying yes or no

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Speaker 1: to this?

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Speaker 3: You know what, I honestly don't even care what she

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Speaker 3: would say because I'm saying no, and mine's the one

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Speaker 3: that counts, because mine's the ones assigns that check.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, I don't think Leo is gonna be happy

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Speaker 1: about this.

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Speaker 2: I don't care Leo is going to be happy.

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Speaker 1: Well, sorry, you should call him Leonardo. I can call

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Speaker 1: him Leo because I know him personally.

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Speaker 2: I'm so I'm going to pull her from your.

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Speaker 1: Stupid school, Sir, Calm down a little bit before you

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Speaker 1: do something crazy. You should know that Taylor's actually the

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Speaker 1: one who set you up for this whole thing.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean set it up? She does not

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Speaker 2: know Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Speaker 1: No, but she does know Brook and Jeffrey, and they're

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Speaker 1: the ones who do the prank phone calls.

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Speaker 2: The hell or Brook and Jeffrey we.

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Speaker 1: Are the radio show. What because my name is jeff

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Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you man?

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Speaker 2: This is a joke. Are you out of here? Kind of?

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Speaker 1: It was Taylor's idea, though she thought it would freak

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Speaker 1: you out if she was going to spend a week

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Speaker 1: with Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Speaker 2: You get me so angry, like I should probably go to

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Speaker 2: a doctor. Now.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I think I saw on a

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Speaker 1: TV show once that Leo played a doctor, so he's

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Speaker 1: probably qualified to give you a quick physical.

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Speaker 2: What do you think he would have me over so

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Speaker 2: he could check me out? That'd be great.

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Speaker 1: He would love to just make sure you bring your

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Speaker 1: daughter

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Speaker 2: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties