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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 1: much a sports genius. What up, y'all? Siss and let

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Speaker 1: me go ahead and nail this intro. I'm from the North,

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Speaker 1: I'm an alpha male. I'm thirty four years old. I

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Speaker 1: love to shotgun white closet bars, but I can't right

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Speaker 1: now because there's a coronavirus going around that's affecting the population.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I'm shotgunting white clause on the west side

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Speaker 1: of Nashville in Tennessee with Bazer in our apartment. And

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Speaker 1: speaking of Corona, Eddie, go ahead, there we Oh, what's

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Speaker 1: up everyone? I'm Eddie and I know the least about

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Speaker 1: the sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher.

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Speaker 1: I just don't know the who's, who's yes, the what's what's?

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Speaker 1: I do have? Rhona? And boys, how does this sound today? What? Already?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't sound good? Well? They were split on Twitter,

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Speaker 1: so half the people said they didn't understand the gun

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Speaker 1: it does it sound good? Does it sound bad? In

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Speaker 1: like the phone line is better, but we can try

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Speaker 1: it out. So if they're split, you never know that

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Speaker 1: that's a split vote right now. You know what I say.

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Speaker 1: You listen to the listeners, You become a listener, you

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Speaker 1: guys know a loans of Gomez right, probably the most

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Speaker 1: negative person on Twitter. Yeah, he said he didn't hear

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Speaker 1: It's whatever. Well, it's whatever. Is not the attitude of

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Speaker 1: a booming podcast that a lot of people are starting

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Speaker 1: to listen to. Hey, guys, I realized our ratings have

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Speaker 1: I feel it fluctuates. One time they'll throw us in

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Speaker 1: sore losers? Uh? A graphic of a cartoon picture of

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Speaker 1: three guys we've never heard of. Let's just take them

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Speaker 1: out of the top one hundred. The rumor on the

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Speaker 1: street is that I people need to go rate us.

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Speaker 1: Is what I've been told is that people need to

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Speaker 1: like if people will go and give us five stars,

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Speaker 1: here's a live one from Alonzo. I hope Eddie dies

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Speaker 1: Like he didn't hit the people. They weren't even close

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Speaker 1: seen that all over the internet. Let's get a fastball

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Speaker 1: But hey, that's that's another one. But yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: it's louder than Helen here for an empty stadium. Buck,

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Speaker 1: Just google? Because I feel some people I don't know

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Speaker 1: See that's what that That's what I'm saying is I

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Speaker 1: See that's where you're you're putting the killing. I said,

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Speaker 1: so like it could happen. Coach, machine Gun Kelly kind

424
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,639
Speaker 1: of left out on that, Yes, well you want And

425
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 1: then going back to the actor of the Bulldog, you know,

426
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,879
Speaker 1: made fun of all too the astros just I mean,

427
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 1: we're gonna get on this. We're one a week end

428
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 1: of the season maybe, And I'm gonna give you another

429
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 1: lecture on bunting because I just do not understand why

430
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:22,879
Speaker 1: Major League Baseball has gotten rid of the bunt. The

431
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,399
Speaker 1: Astros bottom of the eleventh, they have first and second,

432
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 1: nobody out. All they need to know I'm not listen.

433
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 1: The last one was the Braves. The Braves could have bunted.

434
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 1: All they need is one run to win the game.

435
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: And do they bunt? No, they don't bunt. Did they

436
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: score an runs that inning? No they didn't. Did they

437
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:48,159
Speaker 1: end up losing the game, Yes they did? And went

438
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,440
Speaker 1: to the third How the hell with a guy starting

439
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 1: on second base as a game go to the thirteenth

440
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 1: thinning when people don't bunt, exactly, get get the guy over,

441
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 1: Get this second and third with one out, and you

442
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: have two opportunities to score the winning run. What all

443
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 1: you need to sac fly, a wild pitch, anything, put

444
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: the pressure because they're gonna walk the next player. So

445
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: it's the bases loaded, but you just need the one run.

446
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 1: But do we do it? No? And Dusty Baker, he

447
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,879
Speaker 1: Dusty Baker, who got his you know, contract picked up

448
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 1: for next year I mean, oh, that great managing that

449
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: he's done for five games. It proved that you want

450
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 1: to pick up the team option anyway. That he comes

451
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 1: out in the press conference, what are you talking about

452
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 1: the Astros? The Astros picked up their option and Dusty

453
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: Baker will be the manager next year of the Astros.

454
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: Already what kind of magazines do you under? Five games

455
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 1: they decided, you know what, you're the manager for next year,

456
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 1: Bloomberg Dusty Baker. Dusty Baker comes out in the press

457
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,959
Speaker 1: conference and he's like, no, we didn't bunt. I mean

458
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 1: the Dodgers didn't bunt either, and we didn't butt, Like

459
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: it's some kind of bragging rights, like, yeah, we didn't

460
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 1: bunt either. To the Dodgers were badass. No you didn't

461
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: butt and you lost, you idiot, Maybe you should have said,

462
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 1: you know what, maybe we should to bunted there, because

463
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: that a why is it like a bragging like, yeah,

464
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: we didn't bunt and neither did they? How about that?

465
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: I was watching John Miller and Joe Morgan back in

466
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: the day, and do not know if this stat is factual,

467
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: and I don't know if I remember correctly. I may

468
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 1: be misremembering, but they said, there's twelve more chances for

469
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 1: you to score a run on third than there is

470
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: if you're on seconds. So take from that what you will.

471
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 1: Hope it's true. By God, If you're a little kid

472
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 1: in a little league team, remember that when you go

473
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 1: to the plate and dad says, hit a homer. Uh,

474
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 1: you got your little girlfriend she says, hit a homer.

475
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 1: But you know what, your brain is gonna remember the

476
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: Sore Losers podcast, and you're gonna say bunt because my

477
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,239
Speaker 1: teammate will have a lot better chance we will win

478
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 1: the game. I will get the poon tang later if

479
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: I bunt, then the immediate satisfaction of trying to swing away.

480
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: I mean, one day one of these teams is gonna

481
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,360
Speaker 1: learn learn that the bunt works. They're gonna learn, They're

482
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 1: gonna learn, and it's gonna be amazing. I hope to

483
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 1: God one day we get a major league manager to

484
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,199
Speaker 1: come put lunch box in his place, because they all

485
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 1: do it for some reason, they all do it. But yeah,

486
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: the guy that watches TV on his couch better idea. Dude,

487
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 1: he's gonna his dying girl on his gravestone. I'm gonna

488
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 1: put a bunt a bat not even swinging for a

489
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: home run. It's gonna be a bat, just bunting the ball.

490
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: Just put the words bunt out the damn ball. That's

491
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: all I want you to. That was his dying wish

492
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 1: for major League Baseball to bunt the bill. They're like,

493
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,719
Speaker 1: he really wants it on his gravestone. Yeah, just put

494
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: a bat, but don't even swing it. Just do a

495
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: little baby bunt. That's all he wanted. That. That'll make

496
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 1: him happy. At your funeral when I do my little speech,

497
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, guys, the one thing lunch Box always

498
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 1: wanted in this world just to bunt the damn No, dude,

499
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: or you don't even do that. You get up there

500
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: with a bat and I have a ball, and you're like, guys,

501
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,440
Speaker 1: this is what's lunch what I wanted. And everybody's like,

502
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, eddi's about a home run. This is

503
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,239
Speaker 1: gonna be awesome. This will be so great. And then

504
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: you just bunt it and it only goes like two

505
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: inches and then we go that's what and everybody's like

506
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: that was really anticlimactic. He just did a boring buck.

507
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: He didn't even he didn't even get the runner over.

508
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: He pumped. He he popped the butt up. I mean

509
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: was terrible. Eddie hits himself with the toe. He's got

510
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: like a bloody toe. He's like, that's what he wanted wanted.

511
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 1: Everyone is like, that's so weird. I would think you

512
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 1: only have one in you and you hit a little

513
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: button because the runners on second, you get him in

514
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 1: the third. Then it puts so much pressure the pitch

515
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: in the dirt. Maybe I'm a little more hesitant to

516
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: throw that. The catcher has so much more pressure on him.

517
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 1: The picture does everything. It just puts so much more

518
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 1: pressure on the defense. And a sac fly wins the game.

519
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 1: That's why the bunt is so beautiful. It's so frustrating.

520
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: It's funny. Coach. Every time the bases are loaded, I

521
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: call the kids in because I'm like, guys, grand Slam opportunity.

522
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: Here we go. I'm not gonna stop doing that. Next

523
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: time the suicide sweet one time they show Next time

524
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,239
Speaker 1: they show a butt. Everybody in the room them we're

525
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: about the bunt. Dude, A bond ain't sexy, but it's

526
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: how you win a damn bet. I hear you, Lunch.

527
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: Even though I made fun of you, I agree with you,

528
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: because it still pisses me off. The Braves had a

529
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: guy this from a week ago. The Braves had a

530
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: guy on first with one out, no a week ago coach,

531
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 1: and he they couldn't get a run in. I watched

532
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: all nine innings they scored zero runs. But since then

533
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: the Braves, I guess, put up ten runs a game. Now,

534
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: So there you go. But I'm I do want you

535
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: to put but bunt the damn ball on my you know, gravestone, headstone,

536
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: whatever you call that thing. I was reading this lady's obituary,

537
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 1: Carol scarcelly Man. She's from New York and she's a

538
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: huge Buffalo Bills fan. In her obituary and they listed

539
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: four things about Carol and her obituary. Number one, she

540
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: loved to read. Her favorite author was Stephen King. She

541
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: had a private library of hundreds of books too. She

542
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: loved to smoke. She smoked millions of cigarettes. Obituary three.

543
00:27:55,760 --> 00:28:00,439
Speaker 1: She loved slot machines and Facebook. She is come on, definitely,

544
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: what's a lucky slot baby? She never she never won millions,

545
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: but she had the biggest farm in all of Farmville

546
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: and made it to the million millions level of candy

547
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: crush number four. She was an avid sports fan. She

548
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: loved the New York Yankees and Lebron James. She hated

549
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: Tom Brady. Wow, that's a great obituary. I thought that

550
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: was pretty funny. That's hilarious. But I thought she was

551
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 1: a Bills fan. So why did it then go after

552
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: Yankees and Brady? I guess it just she wanted that

553
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: on there over that. Okay, Yeah, I feel like obituary

554
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: should definitely be more honest like that, Like I want

555
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: to be real. Uh, he was common a hole, but

556
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: we all loved him, not really the a whole route.

557
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: But I love her obituary because it was honest. You

558
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: got some of my family members, they'll send it about

559
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: an aunt, a great great aunt, you know that's so

560
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: far removed. I really didn't know the lady, and I

561
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: don't understand any of the stuff. And she was the

562
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: third cousin of the fourth child of the third son

563
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: that lived on the farm. That was none of it

564
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: makes any sense. She was survived by this this instead

565
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: of put something like this like this is a time

566
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: to do something. But I mean, whoever would put she

567
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: smoked a million cigarettes? I mean that's incredible that's great.

568
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: Obituaries around the room already said bunt the damn ball.

569
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys let me like you guys had

570
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: no idea. I had that, and you guys lead me

571
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: right to it. That's us flowing. I mean that that

572
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: is is a podcast working. You don't see that on

573
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick, how he's able to flow the way I float,

574
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: or you also have Calling Cowherd. He can't get that

575
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: flow state where we're all thinking together, we're all segu

576
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: I didn't even have to segue. We that conversation just

577
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: lead there naturally. That was pretty good. Do you rather

578
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: real quickly, you'd rather do the podcast by yourself or

579
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: with us? Because like Calling Cowherd in them and you know, like, uh,

580
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: some of these people they just do it by themselves

581
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: and they literally just talk to themselves for an out. Well,

582
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: Cowherd added a chick and he lets her crashing burn

583
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: for about two minutes. Then he jumps in and writes

584
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: the ship. And that's what I do with you, guys.

585
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: I let you crashing burn, like talking about killing people

586
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: and guns on the baseball field. I let you crashing burn,

587
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: and then I bring it back on course and I

588
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: try to give my opinions, and I think I'm always right.

589
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: And that's why everybody's like you never let them talk.

590
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: Why argue? I argue vehemently because I think I'm right. Vehicle.

591
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: I don't know VI. So Eddie, what what would your gravestone?

592
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: What were? What would your old bitch Warry say should

593
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: have been linked to Bovada? I put a quarter on

594
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: a nice put put a dollar on it. I like that.

595
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: He loved the dogs, the ones that raced. He gambled

596
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: all the time, but never spent more than thirty bucks

597
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: a month. He loved dogs, especially the ones that ran

598
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: around a little race track. And that we're motorized on Bovada. Hey, coach,

599
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: what about Ray? Coach? Mind to share with his dad

600
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: and combed his dad's hair. Mind, I would like mind

601
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: to say that. Um. He appreciated the finer things in life.

602
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: He loved a beautiful woman. Uh. When he came home

603
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: at night, he took off his boots and he untied

604
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: his bootstraps. And he loved a ice cold can of

605
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: white claw. But you drink. But the rays was just

606
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,959
Speaker 1: as dumb as his aunts. Like you talking about your

607
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: aunts being dumb? He worked hard, He took his boots off.

608
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: You don't even take your damn boots off. You don't

609
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: work that damn hard. You can work in a air

610
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: conditioning room, like you don't want to put that on

611
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: the damn gravestone. I don't give a d No. He

612
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: worried about everything. He worried about got He wasted most

613
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: of his life waiting for work to start because he

614
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: showed up five hours early. He would drink a buttload

615
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: of white clause just so he can function in life.

616
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: Nobody ever witnessed him shotgun one. He most at least

617
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: probably sipped them. Yeah, Ray just made up crap his

618
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: whole life, and now it caught up to him when

619
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: he was gunning down. Hey, he made up things his

620
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: whole life, so we don't know what to write. Just

621
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: like he made up stuff to his bookie that he

622
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: had the money, but he didn't his book he shot it.

623
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: I had an uncle, you know, God rest his soul rest.

624
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: And but you know, the obituary was like like you know,

625
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: raised ant or whatever, like very just generic. But in

626
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: reality of it, he was one of the interesting people

627
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: ever because he drove a Cadillac, he wore suits and

628
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: gold watches. And rings and everything, and he looked like

629
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: he was a millionaire. That would be an amazing obituary.

630
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: But he lived. I mean, you know how many people

631
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: drive a Cadillac. No, no, no, you missed the end

632
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: of it. He lived in a trailer. Oh so okay,

633
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: put on the show like everyone. Everyone thought he was

634
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: a millionaire because he that's how he carried him himself.

635
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: But then really at home, it was like, oh, there

636
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: the trailer and see here's what I've realized. You almost

637
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: instantly feel better about yourself when you put on nice clothes,

638
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: maybe you put on a nice watch, you almost do

639
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: feel more wealthy. So if he did that and he

640
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: felt awesome about himself, dude, I love that about your family.

641
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: Isn't you say it was your uncle? That was just

642
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: my uncle coach? Yeah? Yeah, well, I mean I think

643
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: Dean Sanders had a saying about that, something about you

644
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: look good, you play good, you feel good, something like that.

645
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: There you go. You know, my uncle Austo told me

646
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: that he knew Emmett Smith and Troy Aikin. Yeah, that

647
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: that kind of gives it away if he knows and Aikman,

648
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: he would tell me He's like, oh yeah, yeah, me

649
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: and me and Emmy. We call him Emmy, Emmett, emmy coach,

650
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: if you don't mind me asking, how did he pass well? Coach? Ironically,

651
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: he was always sick. He was always sick, like it

652
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: was kind of a running joke in our coach. He

653
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 1: didn't die the same thing you have from No, No,

654
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: No coach. He he would always like, you know, we

655
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: would be like, hey, how's theo you know, what's his name,

656
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, he's in the hospital again, and

657
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: I would be like, again, he was just there last week.

658
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: He went in there with his watching, his gold chain

659
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: and all of it, his whole suit. Like he would

660
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: be at our house, you know, just chilling, would be

661
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: grilling or whatever, and he'd have a little minor heart

662
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: attack and he'd have to go lay down on the

663
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: couch and everyone excuse me, he could have a heart

664
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,399
Speaker 1: attack and just go take a nap. Yes, And they'd

665
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: be like, oh, it's okay. He little minor heart attacks,

666
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: and then he'd be like he'd hold his chest and

667
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: be like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, this is it.

668
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: This is the one, this is the one. Then they

669
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: would pick him take him on. It would put him

670
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: on the couch and we would all just be like, oh,

671
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: there you go. I guess he's having another one. And

672
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,439
Speaker 1: then finally, finally, when my dad called me and said

673
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: that he passed, we all didn't believe him. Coach. Oh, man, Wow,

674
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: you're sure he's not just laying on the couch. Coach.

675
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, one of the most interesting man you'd

676
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: ever meet in your life. But the obituary was like

677
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 1: generic as crap, Like, I mean, how many? That about

678
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: the heart attacks is probably the most interesting thing I've

679
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: ever heard. That he would just go lay down after

680
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: a heart attack like I'm good, I'm just gonna take

681
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: a nap, like no, I love that held dress like

682
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: a millionaire. And then he rolls up at the end

683
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: of the day to the trailer dreaming, dressing like a millionaire.

684
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: There was one time when I was a kid, I

685
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: was writing with my dad and we were in a

686
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: um lower area of Austin and there was this house

687
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 1: had a hole in the roof. Most interesting way to

688
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: say a poor part of town. Yeah, it had a

689
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: hole in the roof, but they had to politically correct.

690
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: We were on a lower beam of the high rise

691
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 1: beams that you see in a gymnasium, literally a hole

692
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: in the roighborhood where most people don't make up. How

693
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: do you see a lot of greedbacks if you don't

694
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: mind me saying, literally a hole in the roof. And

695
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 1: they had a brand new Corvette sitting in the driveway.

696
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: There you go, And I swear to you, I mean,

697
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: I was probably eight nine years old, and I looked

698
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: at my dad. I said, man, why don't they fix

699
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: that hole? And he goes, some people like to drive

700
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: those nice cars, that's more important. I was like, Oh,

701
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I was. I was blown away at eight

702
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: or nine years old that there was a brand new,

703
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: sparkling red Corvette in the driveway and a hole in

704
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: the roof. Yeah. I always used to drive by the

705
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: trailer park. I believe it was in Uh it had

706
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: to have been when I lived in Michigan, And yeah,

707
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: we would drive by the trailer park and we'd always look.

708
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: It was like when we went to the I believe

709
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: it was a movie theater was right next to the

710
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: trailer park, and you'd always be able to look in.

711
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: And yes, maybe not all of them had I mean,

712
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 1: there were a lot of crappy cars, but there would

713
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: be one or two trailers that had some bomb mass

714
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 1: cars and you're like, dang, if you just sold that car,

715
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 1: you didn't you wouldn't have to live five ft away

716
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: from your neighbor and they had like see you every

717
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: morning when you walk down your stairs. And because you're

718
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: two feet away. You could actually live a better life

719
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: if you got rid of that nice car. But peven

720
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: people have tales for different stuff. When I used to

721
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: go visit my uncle at the trailer park, like, I

722
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: used to love the concept of a trailer park, it

723
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: seems like all the kids were having fun because really,

724
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 1: we're all packed in this one area. You want to know,

725
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 1: the most enjoyable neighborhoods as a kid, probably the trailer

726
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: party because they got the most kids and you can't.

727
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 1: I mean, you're always outside. There's nowhere to just chill

728
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 1: in the house. And you can. You can fit four

729
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: houses on a semi You, your neighbor, and that guy

730
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 1: next door all in one truck. Eddie you there, I'm here.

731
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking that. I don't think the people living

732
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: there though felt that way. I just did as a kid. Well,

733
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I have no idea, but I just yeah,

734
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: that's it's interesting because when you did go to the

735
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: trailer park, they were always outside. Yes, But but is

736
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: it me because we don't live in the South, because

737
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: you know, if you don't really have it seems like

738
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: there's more trailer parks in the South because of the weather.

739
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: But I mean our trailer, our trailers still away till

740
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: can you still live, like, Oh, they're nicer than ever.

741
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: That's what's gonna save upgraded you're not getting I believe. Yeah,

742
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 1: So I would say that's probably the case. Now I

743
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: don't even know if they really make trailers anymore. That

744
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: was crazy. What was crazy about the trailer parks is

745
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: that most of the trailers there they wouldn't move. They

746
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: didn't have wheels on it. They were just on blocks

747
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: or whatever. But every it was you know, five slots

748
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 1: or so there would be like a Winnebago one that

749
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: had wheels and then one day they were just gone.

750
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: So is that someone now now that's a good question.

751
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: Now are those people that are just like they're just

752
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,720
Speaker 1: traveling the country and they just they rented that space

753
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks or do you think no,

754
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 1: they moved. It's it's the thing where r V parks.

755
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: I mean it's almost like, is that a trailer park

756
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: or is it an RV park? Because r V parks

757
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: parks are different, I know, but I mean the RV

758
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,919
Speaker 1: parks totally different because those people are wealthy. So what's

759
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: the different between a trailer park in an RV park

760
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 1: Because they looked the exact damn same. There's one one

761
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,720
Speaker 1: is the RV moves and the trailer doesn't. That's the difference.

762
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: I mean, that makes no sense whatsoever. No, I think

763
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: the r V park is where you are traveling that

764
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: you're retired, you know, and you're traveling the country with

765
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: your wife. You guys are like seventy years old, And

766
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: what does that tell you? There's nothing wrong with trailer

767
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: parks because when we're all old and don't have a

768
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: damn thing to do, and we're retired, we don't have

769
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: a job, we all go back to the trailer park

770
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: because that's the most enjoyable time. I mean, that's that

771
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: is all that says right there, because they're the exact

772
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: same look, the exact same aesthetics, but one trailer moves,

773
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: the other one sits there. They look the exact damn

774
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: same from the road. You know what sucks about that

775
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: is that, like you don't get to do that, like, oh,

776
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 1: I want to tour across the whole country in ago

777
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: or an RV and go to r V parks and

778
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 1: go see everything until you're seventy years old, Like we

779
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,439
Speaker 1: should be doing that now, right, Yeah, But the problem

780
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: is you can't afford to do that now, Like you

781
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: you've got to have a job that pays for that,

782
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 1: and that that's where we don't I mean, unless you

783
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: have money from you know, if you inherit money, or

784
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: you just don't care about money. You have to be

785
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,720
Speaker 1: extreme two extremes. You have to just not care about

786
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 1: money and be able to go and just live off

787
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: the land and be you know, the nomad and have

788
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,439
Speaker 1: no possessions, or you have to be super rich where

789
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: you don't need to work and you can just go

790
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 1: travel the country and live comfortably in a winnebago and

791
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: see the world. And let's let's be real about those nomads.

792
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: They are they're only nomads for about like two months,

793
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: and they're like, I gotta get a job until they

794
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: run out of money. But I think I said this

795
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: on the show before. Maybe he was on the big show.

796
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: But uh, the RV thing. I had a buddy that

797
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,240
Speaker 1: did it, and he drove it to Chicago, I believe,

798
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: and the kids loved it. Wife loved it. The family

799
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: they went and his parents went and visited. They said

800
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,399
Speaker 1: that was awesome. Man, oh oh that was so because

801
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: they arrived in town, they took the mom and dad

802
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 1: a little bit in the r V. Oh it was

803
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: so fun, he goes, Dude, the RV was fun for

804
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: everybody except for me. That thing was a damn nightmare

805
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: to drive to Chicago and back. He said, I will

806
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: never do that again. Almost gotten about ten accidents. Half

807
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: the time you're on one side of the road and

808
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,439
Speaker 1: the other side of the road, and it's impossible to park,

809
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: go through a drive through, get gas. He said, Dude,

810
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 1: they had a blast, but yeah, I will never pull

811
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: into a Winnebago lot and recommend that as a family

812
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: VACA again. I had a buddy. I had a buddy.

813
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: Beach Chap four years ago, gets married and he's like,

814
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,959
Speaker 1: you know what, we're not buying a house. We're gonna

815
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: buy a Winnebago and we're gonna travel and we're gonna

816
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: take these trips. You know, before we have kids, it's

817
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: gonna be awesome. Here's the only problem. They had jobs

818
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: Monday through Friday, and so they could only go on

819
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: the weekend, so they could only make it, you know,

820
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: five six hours out of town. Then they spend the night.

821
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: For a couple of nights they had to drive back,

822
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 1: and so they had to live with her parents for

823
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: a couple of years while the Winnebago just sat there

824
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,879
Speaker 1: because they were working. And then they had they had kids,

825
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: and they get rid of the Winnebago. I mean they

826
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: decided they realized halfway, like about six months, and this

827
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 1: was the dumbest thing we've ever done. Instead of buying

828
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: a house, we bought a Winnebago that can't go anywhere

829
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: because we can't go on these long trips that we

830
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: thought about, and it just sits there. Like my grandparents,

831
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: they bought a Winnebago way back when they're oh, yeah,

832
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna travel, We're gonna love it. And then they

833
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 1: would drive it and they would be so tired of it.

834
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: They'd spend the night in a hotel because you're in

835
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: the thing all day long driving that you would be

836
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: so sick of it that they'd want to get out

837
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 1: of it, and they sold it after a year. And

838
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: the RV thing, if you drive around and you see

839
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,439
Speaker 1: somebody that has an RV parked in their front lawn

840
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: or in their driveway, most of the time, it looks

841
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: like it hasn't been used in years. I mean, I

842
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 1: just don't they they're they're not all they're cracked up

843
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: to be. So these friends of ours, you know, with

844
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,919
Speaker 1: it about I don't know, like four or five months

845
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,959
Speaker 1: ago before Corona hit, they got this deal. They found

846
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: this deal from a RV place where if you can

847
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: take the RV to the destination that they need that

848
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: r V at, then they will give you half price.

849
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: So basically it's like kind of like you haul like

850
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: you need or a rental or a rental where they're like,

851
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: we need that car back in San Francisco. Can you

852
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: drive it back and we'll give you the RV for

853
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: half price. And so they did this, you know, they

854
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: did this, and they packed the whole family, they got

855
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: three kids and everything. Coach. They made it to like Missouri,

856
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,919
Speaker 1: which is probably like three hours away or two hours away,

857
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:27,240
Speaker 1: and the freaking thing broke down, cook the the axle

858
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 1: on the trail the thing broke. The water pump inside broke.

859
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 1: You called triple A. Hey, I got an issue on

860
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: my Oh are you driving a car truck? What is it? No, No,

861
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: it's an RV. Oh okay, we'll be We'll see you

862
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: never Uh, you'll be on the bottom of the list

863
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: for triple A. Coach. They said it was a nightmare,

864
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: and even to make it worse, he would call the

865
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: place and be like, hey, and so the water pump broke.

866
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: We're not getting any water, you know what. They're like,

867
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: all right, well, why don't you just fix it and

868
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: then we'll reimburse you. Yeah, my wife hasn't showered in

869
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 1: four days, and my kids like, anyway you can come

870
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 1: help us. Yeah, so I think the consensus coach, this

871
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: is a nightmare. Oh and you still want to buy

872
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: a boat, right, Oh? Hell yeah, I want to buy

873
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: a boat, dude. The only reason I'm in on that

874
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: as well because of the show Outer Banks. So that

875
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 1: show is the stupidest show ever. It still for the boat,

876
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 1: that's all I'm saying. I mean, guys, I'm talking about

877
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: a boat the size of a house. I'm talking a

878
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: boat that you can live in a boat where you're like,

879
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. You guys want to go to London

880
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 1: this week? Yeah, let's go to London and work skipping

881
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,879
Speaker 1: across the Atlantic. Coach, we're talking about you ever seen

882
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 1: the show The Perfect Storm? Coach? Oh yeah, I have

883
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: seen that one. It freaks the hell out of me.

884
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 1: I ain't getting in no boat the size of the

885
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,879
Speaker 1: house and skipping across the Atlantic. Have you ever seen

886
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: Wolf of Walls? Stre you see what goes down on

887
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 1: that boat? I mean the storm comes rolling in. Oh

888
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 1: hell no, guys, guys like like Perfect Storm. It was

889
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: kind of their fault, Coach that they were They were

890
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 1: low on fish, and they they felt like in order

891
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: for that trip to survive and to them to make

892
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: the money that they needed to make for the season,

893
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: they had to be out there. They knew it was risky, Coach.

894
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: But Coach, the boat you're talking about is that you

895
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: would have to sell your house so that I wouldn't

896
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,879
Speaker 1: be able to own a house that that that would

897
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 1: be my house. Yes, So we were making fun of

898
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: people that did that with their cars. Was you're the

899
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: exact example of that with people with their boats. That

900
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: was my joke. That's why I said, you still want

901
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: to boat, and and he jumped right in hell. Yeah, hey, coach,

902
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: have you talked about the tiger boat? Yeah, we talked

903
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: about I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no,

904
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: that's the kind of boat I want. The funnier thing

905
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: about a boat. I live in an apartment. Ain't no

906
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: person there owning. It's literally apartments. Everybody pays rent o.

907
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 1: Some guys got a g D boat parked there? Are

908
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: you freaking sir? Sir sir? I don't mean to tell

909
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: you how to spend your money, but you're renting right

910
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: now and you have a damn boat. Sell your boat

911
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 1: and refix your life. Well, maybe say, hey, maybe the boat.

912
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: I don't I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna counter because

913
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm kind of seeing the point. I don't see that point. Okay,

914
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:17,359
Speaker 1: Maybe the boat gives him more pleasure and more fun

915
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: and enjoyment than the house would. So he'd rather be

916
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: just rent an apartment where he doesn't need that much space,

917
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,959
Speaker 1: and he can go out on the weekends and enjoy

918
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: his boat because it brings him that much pleasure. Yeah,

919
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: he loves the brother of the boat. It's a pleasurable experience, right,

920
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I mean, you you go

921
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,879
Speaker 1: out there and you pick up some chicks on the boat.

922
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 1: They see you, you know, across the wave on that boat,

923
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: and they're like, get on board, let's go back to

924
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: your place. Then you gotta take them up three flights

925
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: of stairs the apartment. Then then you got turning your

926
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: rent check. Yeah, oh, Conny, I'll be right back. I

927
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: gotta stop by the you know, leasing office, gotta drop

928
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: my rent check. Oh what is that banging? Oh my god? Yeah,

929
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: so I have neighbors that are through these paper thin

930
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: walls right on the other side. Yeah, sorry about that,

931
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,280
Speaker 1: But we got the boat to Sorrow where a smooth

932
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: sale on tomorrow. Just don't worry about the apartment where

933
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: we're doing rent right now. We'll be good tomorrow when

934
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: we're on the water. But not until that. When I

935
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: was in college, my girl that I went to high

936
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,319
Speaker 1: school with, she was a friend of mine. Her grandfather

937
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: lived in Houston and he passed away, and I'm sorry,

938
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: and she said, she I don't remember. I know you

939
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,439
Speaker 1: like boats, like, would you like to keep my grandfather's boat?

940
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: He loved that thing. And I was like, I was

941
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: in college and I go absolutely Oh my gosh. Yes,

942
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: So I go and I pick up the boat, and

943
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 1: I even uh reserve a freaking slip at the lake

944
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: where the boat lives. I love running to the slip, coach.

945
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 1: I'm a college kid. That it took me. It took

946
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: me two months for me to realize I cannot afford

947
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: to be renting a boat storage place in college and

948
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: even have a boat. So then I talked to my dad.

949
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, Dad, you got that piece of land in

950
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: San Antonio, Like, can I just put the boat there?

951
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not. Usually boat is sitting out in

952
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: a damn field in Odessa, Texas, coach out in the desert.

953
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 1: It's been there since college. And crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy crazy.

954
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: I went to this girl, my friend's wedding she got married,

955
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: and her parents come up to me. I mean, oh

956
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: my god, and they said how the boat. He said, actually, actually,

957
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: actually it's just out there in the shrubs. Man, It's

958
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,760
Speaker 1: been there like two months after you gave me that beautiful,

959
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 1: brand new tiger boat. It's just been sitting in the

960
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: freaking Oh. There's a couple, there's a couple of there's

961
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: a couple of lions. You know, tigers live on. I mean,

962
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 1: what the hell, boys? The dad is like, he's got

963
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 1: this grin on his face. How's the boat been treating?

964
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 1: What kind of memories have you made? I've been meaning

965
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: to ask you how's the boat? You know? Like, and

966
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I got I gotta tell you, man,

967
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: I put it. Yeah, I don't. I don't know where

968
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: it is. It doesn't seed water a while. Let me

969
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: just tell you that. And that's just right from the

970
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: sky above. Was if it ain't raining, it ain't seen

971
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: the water probably in about decade, does another. It's like

972
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: Noah's Ark. It's probably just tilted over on some piece

973
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: of land. Hey, Eddie, and who is the boat? Eddie?

974
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: Oh the fears you've had with it? His smile went

975
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 1: like slowly, like a disappointed I mean, did you not

976
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 1: think about calling them and be like, hey, guys, after

977
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: two months of written this slip, Well, not only is

978
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 1: it not in a slip, I don't even I parked

979
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: it inland, so it doesn't even see the water, and

980
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: the forest is growing up around and I can't even

981
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: get to the boat like I thought. I put it

982
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: in a place where there was no trees, But all

983
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: of a sudden these trees grew, and it's like I'd

984
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: been complaining, completely honest with you, guys. I think of

985
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: about that boat almost every day. Judge, listen, that boat

986
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: has provided a nice home to some raccoons and armadillas.

987
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: The python coach, God, dang coach. You're freaking kidding me.

988
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: He comes up in corners. You at the wedding, Oh,

989
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: the enjoyment it's brought your family. Well. At a wedding,

990
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: you're usually like, oh my god, please don't ask me

991
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: about that time I slept with your daughter. I did this.

992
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: Eddie's worried about what did you do with my boat?

993
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: He's like, I didn't want to have this conversation. It

994
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 1: was one of the years later, fifteen years later, he's like,

995
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I haven't seen you in fifteen years.

996
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: How's the boats okay? And at that point you didn't

997
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: just think to say, oh man, it ran great for

998
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: about eight years, and then you know, I started having

999
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: some problems, like I had to get rid of it,

1000
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: or so I I parked it in the Panhandle. Oh

1001
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: the pan Hell, there's not any lakes or rivers up there.

1002
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's it's I don't have it in

1003
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: the water. Yeah, I'm sorry, Jim. I didn't know how

1004
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: else to tell you. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're telling me

1005
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 1: that grandpa. That grandpa was looking down to seeing that

1006
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: boat in the middle of the wilderness, going what the

1007
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: hell is this guy doing? My boat? His ghost all

1008
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,919
Speaker 1: the time wanted you to take it out on the water.

1009
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: Thing was inland on a bunch of cylinder blocks. So

1010
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: if a ghost ever comes to hunt you, we know

1011
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: it's the ghost of that grandpa. Hey, and the dad

1012
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: continued to say too, He's like she, Pappy really did

1013
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 1: love that boat, dude, And I swear to god, I

1014
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: think the same thing happened with my dad. I think

1015
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 1: my grandpa gets it was not a boat. It was

1016
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: literally almost looked like a canoe, but oversize. I'm a

1017
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: little different. We took it out on the water one time.

1018
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 1: My dad yelled the whole time. It wasn't enjoyable. It

1019
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: wasn't probably it was honestly, I remember another story. It

1020
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: was one of those we had to paddle. We the

1021
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: motor wasn't working. It just and then I believe it

1022
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: just sat in our yard the entire rest of the time.

1023
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: So I feel like a lot of people have that obligation. Oh,

1024
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: I gotta take the boat from Gramps. He can't take

1025
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 1: it out anymore. And then people just realized that it's

1026
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: not even worse than just put it over there to

1027
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,399
Speaker 1: the side of the house. Tell your mom to put

1028
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: some plants in it. Edie, that that broke my heart. Eddie,

1029
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: that was how's the boat? And for like thirty seconds,

1030
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, how oh the boat? I forgot about the ball,

1031
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 1: did you? I mean, let me grab another drink. I'll

1032
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: be right back. I mean, you should dodge the whole night. God,

1033
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: you gotta make something up. That poor dude. Man, he

1034
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: wanted to hear all these crazy stories you're gonna tell,

1035
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: and he want to talk about all these chicks on

1036
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: there and their bikinis flashing people, and you got, oh yeah,

1037
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: all that sees his trees and weeds man, trees and weeds. Yeah. Hey, hey,

1038
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: you got any You got any locks for tonight? Oh yeah,

1039
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 1: I got a lock. I got a lock that Patrick

1040
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: Mahomes has taken names boys the NFL Top hundred. They

1041
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 1: came out with the top hundred players in the NFL,

1042
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 1: and I heard he didn't even make the top five.

1043
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: No he made number four. I mean who's number one

1044
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: through three? God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit. I mean

1045
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 1: my home, he's number one. Come out now, Aaron Donald

1046
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: at number three? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait?

1047
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: How how are they judging this? Players vote nice? Like

1048
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: players actually voted for this. But then here's the thing.

1049
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 1: Do players just vote for their friends their teammates? Like

1050
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: is this a real list? No, it's not like experts

1051
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 1: are voting. It's like, oh my buddy is you know

1052
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 1: I'm friends with Aaron Donald. I'm gonna put him at

1053
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 1: number three? Okay, number two? Yeah, I like Russell Wilson,

1054
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: he's a good teammate. I'll put him at number you know,

1055
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: I'll vote him. And number one was Lamar Jackson because

1056
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: why because he was the hottest thing in the NFL

1057
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: last year. Smacked that ass crowning man. Yes, and and

1058
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: it's good for Patrick Mahomes because you don't want to

1059
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: be number one. You don't want everybody to just say

1060
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: you're the greatest, Ye're the greatest, Ye're the greatest. What

1061
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: does this do for Patrick Mahomes? It still shows him that, hey,

1062
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 1: maybe someone doesn't see me as the greatest. It still

1063
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: gives him that that building block that hey, I need

1064
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: to you know, keep going. If you're just told your

1065
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,720
Speaker 1: number one, number one, number one, some people can Okay,

1066
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 1: I'm number one, I'm I'm good. I get complacent. This

1067
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: gives him more fire to drive Brady. I don't think

1068
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,879
Speaker 1: Brady ever got complacent. Brady ain't number one on the list,

1069
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:22,760
Speaker 1: is he? None of his people? I mean Tom Brady

1070
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: came in at number fourteen. Do we really think Tom

1071
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 1: Brady is the fourteenth best player in the NFL right now?

1072
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: Is that quarterbacks? Of all players? I mean he's at

1073
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,800
Speaker 1: he's at thirty eight. Coach, you got a list in

1074
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: your quarantine area you've been making or what? Yeah, but

1075
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: I saw people Patrick Mahomes. Can't believe Patrick Mahomes in

1076
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: number one? Oh what a terrible list? I mean, really,

1077
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: to me, Russell Wilson is just as good as Patrick Mahomes.

1078
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 1: Who would be your number one coach? I would? I

1079
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: don't mind Russell, I would put Russell will go with

1080
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 1: Mitchell Travis. Oh no, he ain't in the one hundred.

1081
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 1: Well what about J. J. Watt? He seems like J. J.

1082
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 1: Watt is crap? Whoa coach who somebody j J. Watt. Here,

1083
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:17,359
Speaker 1: here's what j J. Watt is. He's great in front

1084
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: of the camera. He knows how to play to the

1085
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: met this clip. He is hurt all the time. All

1086
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: all he does is get hurt. He's never on the field.

1087
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If you're paying that guy like twenties something

1088
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 1: million dollars a year, he needs to be more impactful

1089
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: than he is. The Texans should have cut him and

1090
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 1: moved on from him. Sorry. Yes, he's a good, you know,

1091
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: ambassador of your city, but J J. Watt, it's not

1092
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 1: worth his salary. Continue to save this tape, j J.

1093
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: We need you to listen to this when you're do

1094
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,799
Speaker 1: an interview with US coach. When you when you say

1095
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 1: he's only good on camera, does that include on Sunday's

1096
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: Coach on Fox? Good question, Coach, Well, usually you just

1097
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: mean by you just mean by like the news cameras.

1098
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: He he know he I feel like he plays to

1099
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: the camera very well. He knows when it's on and

1100
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: when it's off, and when he's he he knows how

1101
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: to get you know, make him look like the great guy.

1102
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: I think he plays that up well. I just think

1103
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 1: he's highly overrated. I don't think he donated to the

1104
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 1: city of Houston. I don't think I don't think he's

1105
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: worth how much he was only helping him pack the

1106
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:27,760
Speaker 1: truck for ten minutes. I've heard and during there again,

1107
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 1: I heard it was a photo op. I I don't

1108
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: think he earns his paycheck. Let's put it that way.

1109
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: How disrespectful to say that about anyone like that is

1110
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 1: the most disrespectful comment. To tell him they don't earn

1111
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 1: their paychecks. Okay, that's crazy. He earns his paycheck because

1112
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 1: he sells jerseys, he puts butts in the seats, things

1113
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 1: like that. But I'm saying from a football standpoint, when

1114
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 1: you're trying to build a Super Bowl contender, he takes

1115
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 1: up a lot of your salary cap for a limited

1116
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: production becaus he's always hurt. When you think technics, you

1117
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 1: imagine when you think Texans, who do you think, right,

1118
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 1: that's the problem that is Watson. That's tough. That's a

1119
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,280
Speaker 1: good question. Did you say, John, He said to Shaun Watson.

1120
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: That's a good question because you do think J. J. Watt.

1121
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: But all I think about J. J. Watt is him

1122
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: waving the towel on the sideline because he's hurt. Okay,

1123
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: it's better than him just sitting on the bench. That's true.

1124
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: That you're you're right. I just think that j I

1125
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: think about what J J. Watt is him helping the

1126
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 1: hurricane victims whenever they're in a time of need and

1127
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 1: throwing sand bags and giving groceries. I don't think of

1128
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: him with a pig skin. Can you imagine lunch box

1129
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: at the factory. Hey, you suck at your job. You

1130
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 1: don't earn, you don't deserve your page, Jim. They would

1131
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: kick is a so hard. Jim, you got a second.

1132
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about it, man, I don't think

1133
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: you earn your paycheck. This morning during our first shift,

1134
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 1: it Jim's like, the dude, shut up and get the

1135
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: hell out of my way so I can take my

1136
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 1: fifteen minute break, and you know what, go yourself like

1137
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: that's crazy podcast. Hey, it also when you get a

1138
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: second I mean, you would watch your back because literally,

1139
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump you after our second shift today. You guys,

1140
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: just I think J. J. Watts overrated. I mean, but

1141
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: he does. But but when I say earned the paycheck,

1142
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: I guess if you're going off. He is the face

1143
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 1: of the franchise, and he puts butts in the seats,

1144
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: sells jerseys, sells merchandise, so he earns the what you

1145
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 1: pay him. But when it comes to winning, I don't

1146
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 1: think he helps the Texans win enough. I guess I

1147
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: should have said he's only he's the only one of

1148
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 1: many players, right, But when you're paying him to be

1149
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: the superstar, to be the game changer, then he needs

1150
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 1: to be that, and I just don't think he is anymore.

1151
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: He is again, Okay, Park, I realize you're on your

1152
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: break and you're trying to relax, but that's you're eating.

1153
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 1: You're eating right now. You're doing your little break and

1154
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 1: then you know you're having your meal. Do you think

1155
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 1: you earned that meal from our first morning shift? Did

1156
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: you give it everything? Uh? No, dude, I freaking hate

1157
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: my job. I punched the time cart I came here.

1158
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 1: I was half asleep a majority of it. No, I

1159
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 1: probably didn't earn it. But who says you are in

1160
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 1: mine or yours? Well? Well, I was just thinking about it.

1161
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 1: I just didn't think you earned your paycheck. Take from

1162
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 1: it what you will. Uh, No hard feelings. I hope

1163
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 1: you have a good rest of your break. Excuse me, boss, Hey,

1164
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: can I talk to you for a second. I know

1165
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 1: you he goes to the supervisor. I know you're the

1166
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: supervisor and all, but I heard you were playing golf

1167
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: yesterday while we were at work. In my humble opinion,

1168
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: I just don't think you deserve a paycheck. And uh,

1169
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: I will go ahead and uh let you respond to

1170
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 1: that however you see fit. I'm gonna put my heart

1171
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 1: out ask me my opinion of J. J. Watt Man.

1172
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: You asked me so I told you, what do you

1173
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: I mean? That's what you're I mean, God, dang it, Coach,

1174
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 1: he's uh, he has heard a lot. I'll give you that.

1175
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 1: But who would you, guys put is the number one

1176
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 1: player in the NFL. It's got to be Mahomie. The

1177
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 1: guy's amazing din He throw the football behind his back

1178
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: and he can throw it out of the stadium. I mean, like,

1179
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: I don't think Lamar Jackson him being number one. I

1180
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: don't think that's accurate. I don't think he's not number one.

1181
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: Do we go with a running back? Do we do

1182
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 1: a sa Kwan Barkley? I mean, the team blows, but

1183
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: say Kwan is phenomenal. But I think Christian McCaffrey is better,

1184
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 1: and there you go, Christian McCaffrey. I'd say, probably sit

1185
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: right McCaffrey, Yeah, yeah, Okay, coach, if you'd want to

1186
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 1: get one or two yards, yes, pick him. But then

1187
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: the fourth quarter randomly, when you don't need it, yes,

1188
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 1: pick him when you don't need you always need just

1189
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 1: you know, I you can always use. He just busted

1190
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 1: a hundred yard run. We're only down twenty. Thank you,

1191
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 1: Derek appreciated. What about Zeke Boys, I mean that's not

1192
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 1: forget Oatmeal, but do you want what do you want

1193
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 1: to know about him? I want to put him at

1194
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 1: number one? Oh stop it, yeah, Oatmeal ain't one. You

1195
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 1: almost gotta go with a quarterback. It's got to be Mahomes.

1196
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 1: I mean, Ezekiel Elliott is not better than Christian McCaffrey.

1197
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: He's not better in se kwon man. I mean, it's

1198
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 1: it's it's such a variable coach. You put him in

1199
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: different oh lines and they all played differently. Exactly right,

1200
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: You're you're right, and depending on who they I mean,

1201
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 1: And it does matter if you have good coaches, because

1202
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: you can be you can look terrible. You look terrible

1203
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: on one team and then you go to another team,

1204
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, Like, look at the Rams.

1205
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 1: Jared Goff looked terrible. Why because he had Jeff Fisher

1206
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: as his freaking head coach. You get Sean McVeigh and

1207
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, holy crap, Jared Goff looks like

1208
01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,479
Speaker 1: he to know what are he doing? He can played

1209
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: quarterback in NFL. Let's give him a hundred million dollars

1210
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 1: put him at number one. Coach Jared Goff, No, I

1211
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 1: told you I think, I mean, I would have no

1212
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 1: problem with Russell Wilson being at number one, but Lamar

1213
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: Jackson come on, like and Patrick Mahomes should be one

1214
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: or two. But I don't think it's that big deal.

1215
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: People are making a big deal like he was slided

1216
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 1: and oh my gosh, he's he tweeted out a meat

1217
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 1: or what do you call them things? Me? No, not

1218
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 1: a meme, those damn things emoji emoji, Sorry I don't

1219
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: use emojis. But it was like someone scribbling names like

1220
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 1: a notepad, like I'm taking names. Okay, that's good about

1221
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 1: putting like a like a tight end like Travis Kelsey

1222
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 1: seems to me like a very very yeah you like

1223
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 1: that you would go for that route, dude. Oh my gosh,

1224
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:53,919
Speaker 1: I mean that's where you went straight. Bro. Why don't

1225
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 1: you always just throw it to your tight end? Bro?

1226
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,640
Speaker 1: Do you think he has a tight end? Bro? Come on, bro,

1227
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 1: just throw it to your tight end every play. Bro.

1228
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 1: I mean, Kelsey is good, but I don't think he's

1229
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: a very reliable, very reliable player where he just like

1230
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: when he gets the ball, you know something good's gonna happen. Now,

1231
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 1: it's gonna be dual threats. And it touches the ball

1232
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: a ton. So if it's not a quarterback, it's got

1233
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 1: to be a running back. Tight ends just don't touch

1234
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 1: it enough, coach, They gotta really tight it touch it. Okay,

1235
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 1: Oh boy, all right, I have a great weekend, guys.

1236
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you see, guys, baseball is falling apart?

1237
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, coach, we saw the Marlins have Corona. Yes, yeah.

1238
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 1: And the Phillies now, oh they do coach too. Positive

1239
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 1: tests one coach and one clubhouse person tests a positive. There, Jay,

1240
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: the series against the Jay's this weekend canceled. Dang, dude,

1241
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:50,960
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait oh Saturday, Well, yeah, it was

1242
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,600
Speaker 1: supposed to be this weekend. So everything at h Phillies

1243
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 1: Park canceled. So now I don't know what the I mean,

1244
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 1: this is just here we go. So are you gonna

1245
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 1: go ahead and write the headline Parper has Corona. No,

1246
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:05,240
Speaker 1: I didn't say that, but this is just but I

1247
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,760
Speaker 1: don't know what. How is Major League Baseball gonna go

1248
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 1: back and make up all these games? That's what I'm saying.

1249
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 1: You get one canceled with the hundred sixty games, and

1250
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 1: they go, we'll make it up in September. What you

1251
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: can't fit in the game anytime before then, how are

1252
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 1: they going to fit these in a whole week's worth

1253
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 1: of games? It makes it makes no sense. Bro, Bro,

1254
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 1: I mean, Bro, I don't know what they're gonna do,

1255
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: Rob Manfred has screwed up this whole thing. I mean,

1256
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: he screwed up the Astros thing, and then now this,

1257
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:31,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean he's trying, they're trying to

1258
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 1: put on a season. So it's I don't know what

1259
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 1: they're gonna do. But there's been a week worth of

1260
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 1: games canceled for the Phillies, the Marlins, now the Jay's

1261
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 1: have games canceled. I don't know who's gonna play. It's

1262
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:43,920
Speaker 1: just a disaster, Eddie. This is where he goes and

1263
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 1: he does the headline where he tries to predict it. So, anyways,

1264
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 1: major League Baseball is canceled. I'm sorry about that. I

1265
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,960
Speaker 1: hope you guys weren't looking forward to the whole season.

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01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 1: It's canceled, Eddie. We gotta, Eddie, we gotta be the

1267
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 1: first of the press, Eddie, you know what's getting canceled.

1268
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 1: Just saying on the podcast every one Pat panics there

1269
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 1: at a party. Did you hear I listened on a

1270
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,960
Speaker 1: podcast they said MLBS. Was it the same podcast you

1271
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 1: listened to about the Redskins? They said that secretary slept

1272
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:13,040
Speaker 1: with Alex Smith's tight ends. It's a breaking news, Eddy,

1273
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: this story is. We gotta run with it. I don't

1274
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 1: even care if they don't have the facts to be

1275
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 1: front page. Every guy. Hey, it's gonna be front page

1276
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 1: very website tomorrow. We come up, we wake up in

1277
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 1: the morning. It's nowhere to be found. I defined it

1278
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 1: on like the second page of page two. I'm like, Eddie,

1279
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:32,640
Speaker 1: this wasn't a Redskins blockbuster news story. It was nothing, guys.

1280
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 1: I swear to god, James Harden has corona. I heard

1281
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 1: it on a podcast. Oh man, Hey, guys, sometimes you

1282
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,200
Speaker 1: go out on a limb. Sometimes you're wrong. But it

1283
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:44,880
Speaker 1: will be nice when we hit one of those. They

1284
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:48,760
Speaker 1: enjoy Enjoy your weekend, guys. Why the bubble, the NBA bubble.

1285
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 1: It's back. Basketball is back. And I watched a little

1286
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:52,840
Speaker 1: bit last night and it's really weird. It looks like

1287
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 1: you're watching a scrimmage in a practice JOm. Like, it

1288
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,800
Speaker 1: really feels weird because there's no fans and it's strange.

1289
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,320
Speaker 1: That wasn't a real game though, right, No, no, it's game.

1290
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 1: It was. It was a real game. It was Lakers Clippers,

1291
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 1: and I just I felt a little, a little, a

1292
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,640
Speaker 1: little weird. But it's still cool. I'm glad basketballs it

1293
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: doesn't have the same field, but it's back. The squeaking

1294
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 1: overwhelming coach. No, no, no, that that was that was

1295
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:24,440
Speaker 1: coming from my bedroom, coming from your bedroom. You mean

1296
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: baby box had a squeaky toy? Got it? Ok, coach,

1297
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:32,880
Speaker 1: good job on. That's when we're really guys, that's when

1298
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,880
Speaker 1: we're really flowing, when we start bringing in the kids

1299
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 1: squeaky toys and making fun of each other. So guys, hey,

1300
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,200
Speaker 1: make sure you check out lacrosse this weekend. The NHL

1301
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 1: is almost bad. Guys. We Monday, Come Monday, we're gonna

1302
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,080
Speaker 1: talk to some damn lacrosse baby, because if that guy

1303
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 1: tweets us one more time about a lacrosse score, I mean,

1304
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 1: he may need to get blocked because he's blowing up

1305
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 1: our feet over something. I didn't even know what was

1306
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: going on. Boys. We talked about, you know, the last episode,

1307
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:59,600
Speaker 1: we talked about draft kings and me winning fifty cents.

1308
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 1: People posted their pictures of them winning like up to

1309
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: twenty five thousand dollars. I'm pretty sure did one. Mo

1310
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:12,960
Speaker 1: and Tampa said that he won twenty five thousand dollars dollars.

1311
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 1: Wait wait, Mo posted the picture of it. Yes, yes,

1312
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: Aaron Merrick, he won seven four dollars on M M

1313
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:25,200
Speaker 1: A last weekend. That's that's amazing, that's great, that's awesome. Thousand.

1314
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 1: I gotta find Moe and Tampa. And he wasn't even that.

1315
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:29,440
Speaker 1: I don't know even know if it was a screenshot,

1316
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,640
Speaker 1: if we should believe him, because that's almost worthy to

1317
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 1: come on the show. If how he was feeling during

1318
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:37,680
Speaker 1: those times, If he won k that is a breaking

1319
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:43,680
Speaker 1: that's ah well, then it's not to think maybe he

1320
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 1: deleted it so family members wouldn't hit him up. He

1321
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,959
Speaker 1: had a bunch of people blowing him up, and he's like, okay,

1322
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 1: I can't just do these lies. When did he tweet

1323
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 1: that it's sometimes yesterday goes simulink because I don't see

1324
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 1: it anywhere. Dude, he did it, and it was almost

1325
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,560
Speaker 1: he was so nonchalant ab out it. I was like, Mo,

1326
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:04,880
Speaker 1: you won twenty five thousand. He said something like, okay,

1327
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,960
Speaker 1: Eddie went one fifty cents. What would he do if

1328
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: he won this like I did back in seventeen. I'm like,

1329
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 1: what on earth? That is crazy? You don't just randomly

1330
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,960
Speaker 1: win twenty five Mo? Like, what went into this? Tell us?

1331
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,240
Speaker 1: So we can do this on draft Kings. Let's replicate it.

1332
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: Let's do another twenty five k Yeah. I don't know

1333
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,840
Speaker 1: if it was a real slip, not seeing it. They

1334
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:26,880
Speaker 1: must second day I must have been, well, it was

1335
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,599
Speaker 1: on the Kings, So it's not that at your average

1336
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:33,840
Speaker 1: looking Vegas slip. It's a it's a The last week

1337
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 1: he has is one where he says he's disappearing. I

1338
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,000
Speaker 1: got it right here. He goes, hey locks or losers locks.

1339
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,000
Speaker 1: What would Eddie do if he won as much as

1340
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:42,960
Speaker 1: I did? And it's a picture of a ticket from

1341
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: two thousand and seventeen and it says Mo and Tampa

1342
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:51,200
Speaker 1: one five thousand dollars playing NBA. He could have he

1343
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 1: could have won three hundred thousand or fifty thousand goes

1344
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:57,080
Speaker 1: to first and he won second. So he won twenty

1345
01:08:57,160 --> 01:09:00,599
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. Crazy. He paid third dollars to get

1346
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:06,880
Speaker 1: into the contest, and he had Irving Curry, Caldwell, Pope, Thompson, James.

1347
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:13,240
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's Lebron, James, Brown, Johnson, Fry and Thompson. Magic.

1348
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:17,160
Speaker 1: There it is, And I finally found a couch. A

1349
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 1: good job. It took you thirty minutes. Well, I mean

1350
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:23,040
Speaker 1: it was on his twitter. Good gosh, Mo, If that

1351
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,840
Speaker 1: is for real, What did you do with that money?

1352
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,640
Speaker 1: And do you still have any dollars from and did

1353
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,160
Speaker 1: you pay taxes on the question? Did you report that

1354
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:32,479
Speaker 1: on your W two? If not to leat your tweet,

1355
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:34,720
Speaker 1: I think I think you have to. I think maybe

1356
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 1: draft Kings, draft Kings they reported so you will get

1357
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 1: busted because they send a slip to the government. Wow,

1358
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:46,479
Speaker 1: that's pretty good right now in his truck. Yeah, he's like,

1359
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:52,679
Speaker 1: this is how he gets busted. This is how the government.

1360
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,960
Speaker 1: We're like, yeah, it's a yellow slip. They send it

1361
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:56,720
Speaker 1: right to the government. The government will note within a

1362
01:09:56,760 --> 01:10:01,040
Speaker 1: couple of years. Okay, one sore says that the Major

1363
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:05,439
Speaker 1: League Baseball is pulling seven inning doubleheaders. Awesome, what's next,

1364
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:12,639
Speaker 1: freaking clown class coach? Seven innings, coach, that's not even

1365
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 1: like the World Series, Like you said, coach, how they

1366
01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 1: gonna do that's playing nine holes of golf. That's so stupid.

1367
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:19,639
Speaker 1: Tell me they're not going to do that because they can't.

1368
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:24,120
Speaker 1: That is so stupid. Oh I heard the final. If

1369
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: it's a full count, they then throw a basketball instead

1370
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:30,400
Speaker 1: of a baseball. They bring in play a little quarter

1371
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 1: game where they do the cut out of a receiver.

1372
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:35,920
Speaker 1: You gotta make in the hole. They play hops, gotch

1373
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 1: That's how he's got to do with the first base.

1374
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:47,479
Speaker 1: It's the new rule. Oh, that's not good. If I'm

1375
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 1: reading on Yahoo Sports that reportedly went out to an

1376
01:10:53,640 --> 01:11:01,280
Speaker 1: Atlanta strip club before the Corona outbreak to heal. Yeah again, coach,

1377
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:04,559
Speaker 1: I mean, what do we have three to fourteen days

1378
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 1: where it could be where you could get it. I mean,

1379
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:10,960
Speaker 1: come on, I'm just not let's not now, let's not

1380
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:14,880
Speaker 1: say all the strippers had Corona coach. Come on, I'm

1381
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,200
Speaker 1: reading you a damn story. I am reading you a

1382
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:19,400
Speaker 1: damn story, and you're getting mad at me. This is

1383
01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:23,800
Speaker 1: from Yahoo. It's not from me. Oh my gosh. But

1384
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 1: sometimes articles get pushed out there a little bit, even

1385
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:28,640
Speaker 1: though they don't have all their sources correct. And so

1386
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:30,439
Speaker 1: what we do is we run with it and then

1387
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 1: by the next day, like then the podcast like stupid

1388
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:35,960
Speaker 1: when he gets posted. I mean, it is according to

1389
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:49,519
Speaker 1: USA Today. I want to say today US USA Today.

1390
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:53,840
Speaker 1: Baseball insider Bob Nightingale went on a Pittsburgh radio station

1391
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 1: and said Marlin's players left the hotel and went out

1392
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:00,960
Speaker 1: for the night in Atlanta. Right, okay, okay, Now let

1393
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:04,160
Speaker 1: me say what I say. This is a good firsthand

1394
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 1: look of how America reads good story news stories. All

1395
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 1: the news story says is that a group of players

1396
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,120
Speaker 1: went to a strip club. That's all it says. That's it.

1397
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:17,679
Speaker 1: But you read it, go, oh, this is not good.

1398
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,519
Speaker 1: This is not good. Andy. We gotta beat everybody else

1399
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,160
Speaker 1: in the press. We gotta say it's a strip club,

1400
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:25,200
Speaker 1: the Marlins. But what what? What did I say? That was?

1401
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:28,080
Speaker 1: What was wrong with what I said? Nothing? You're just

1402
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:31,839
Speaker 1: reaction is reading it like, oh boy, they got corona

1403
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:34,360
Speaker 1: from a strip club. But that's not the case. All

1404
01:12:34,439 --> 01:12:37,519
Speaker 1: it says is that they saw them go to one.

1405
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:40,439
Speaker 1: Apparently they went to one. Now did they get it there?

1406
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:45,439
Speaker 1: How it got transmit? Who knows? But the optics are

1407
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:47,400
Speaker 1: is it? And I think the odds that they just

1408
01:12:47,479 --> 01:12:51,320
Speaker 1: got it from a random What I think I'm saying

1409
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:54,439
Speaker 1: strip club too loud? Go dang it, dude, they've never

1410
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:57,960
Speaker 1: heard that word their foster right now, right now, the

1411
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,120
Speaker 1: kids are asking my wife, what's this trap cloud? Your

1412
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:01,920
Speaker 1: wife's like, you really, those were the words you had

1413
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 1: to yell strip club. You didn't realize you were at

1414
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:06,640
Speaker 1: your house. You thought you guys were doing your little podcast,

1415
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:09,400
Speaker 1: and the words you said the loudest were strip club.

1416
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: What do you think the words are that they remember

1417
01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 1: that dad said during his job strip club? What do

1418
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 1: you think the words are there that they're gonna be

1419
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:18,360
Speaker 1: saying all day while you're doing No, No, They're gonna

1420
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:19,600
Speaker 1: they're gonna go back to school and be like, what

1421
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:22,240
Speaker 1: does your Dad do for a living strip club? He

1422
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:24,920
Speaker 1: yelled strip club one time, like five times in a row.

1423
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:27,320
Speaker 1: So it's something like they just yell stuff and then

1424
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, they're gonna be watching baseball and I

1425
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:33,080
Speaker 1: and be like, they probably went through a strip club, right, Dad?

1426
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:36,479
Speaker 1: You said that in your work, at your job. All right,

1427
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:40,000
Speaker 1: I have a great weekend. I gosh you to the

1428
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:42,320
Speaker 1: prins like, I don't understand. So am I not supposed

1429
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 1: to read news stories? Is that what I'm not supposed

1430
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:47,479
Speaker 1: to do? No, it's fine, coach, it's how you read it.

1431
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:50,719
Speaker 1: You read it. Oh my, this is not good, Eddie.

1432
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:54,000
Speaker 1: The sources, Eddie. It says Marlin's got coronaan. It says

1433
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:56,560
Speaker 1: they went out. Let's just jump to conclusion. Say it

1434
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:58,320
Speaker 1: was a strip club. It was two am. It couldn't

1435
01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,800
Speaker 1: have been fast food. It had to have been a

1436
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 1: room club. And he go in Atlantic strip club. Go

1437
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:05,960
Speaker 1: it's take it to the press. I can do the

1438
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:10,240
Speaker 1: press extra extra, read all about it. He's that guy

1439
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:12,160
Speaker 1: in the newsroom that's ready to roll with a story.

1440
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,160
Speaker 1: And you're like, hold on, can we get our sources

1441
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,640
Speaker 1: in order? Just wait a second. We don't have to

1442
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:19,240
Speaker 1: be the first ones to report on it. Hold on,

1443
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:23,720
Speaker 1: let me call a couple more people just to confirm. God,

1444
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:26,120
Speaker 1: that's great. You know that every news room has that.

1445
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:28,080
Speaker 1: They do they do they guy, You're like, guys, what

1446
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:30,360
Speaker 1: what is the point of us being first? It's no,

1447
01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:32,840
Speaker 1: it's no big deal. Just calm the hell down. Let

1448
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:34,880
Speaker 1: us make sure we're in tact. We don't all lose

1449
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:37,320
Speaker 1: our jobs. Can I just get a couple more sources.

1450
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:46,840
Speaker 1: All the guy in the newsroom that just gets all

1451
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:50,200
Speaker 1: geared up for a freaking breaking news story, Calm down, dude,

1452
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:53,040
Speaker 1: It's okay if we get everything in order. But but

1453
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 1: but boss, but boss, we're showing Oprah right now. Cut

1454
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,120
Speaker 1: through Oprah, forget it. Cut in. This is important news.

1455
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,160
Speaker 1: I don't even what you guys are talking to. Every

1456
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:05,920
Speaker 1: newsroom had one, they do. I just try to I

1457
01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:07,760
Speaker 1: just try to bring you the stories. I try to.

1458
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:09,720
Speaker 1: I read things and I try to read them to you.

1459
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,360
Speaker 1: And if you don't want me to read that there's

1460
01:15:11,439 --> 01:15:13,400
Speaker 1: rumors they went to the strip club, then I won't

1461
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:15,400
Speaker 1: read that. Oh now it's a rumor. I thought there

1462
01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:19,160
Speaker 1: was a source that said coach Bob Nightingale USA Today

1463
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:24,559
Speaker 1: Baseball Insider all right, you know tomorrow morning. Hey, tomorrow morning,

1464
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:27,519
Speaker 1: we wake up Miami Marlins went out for two am

1465
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:31,439
Speaker 1: ice cream at dairy Queen. God, guys, I was wrong.

1466
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:36,840
Speaker 1: You understand. I'm not the one saying it, you idiots. See,

1467
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:39,400
Speaker 1: that's what you guys, I am reading. Oh my god,

1468
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:42,200
Speaker 1: do you guys understand that I read something and I

1469
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:44,600
Speaker 1: report it to you. I'm not the one reporting it.

1470
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:47,400
Speaker 1: I am reading it from somewhere, So I am not

1471
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:51,000
Speaker 1: the one that is wrong. Guys. I want to apologe

1472
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:53,760
Speaker 1: as they came out today and said they bought club

1473
01:15:53,920 --> 01:16:01,080
Speaker 1: sandwiches glove. You guys on nderstand what I'm saying, right,

1474
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:06,240
Speaker 1: I read an article and so it doesn't make So

1475
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:07,439
Speaker 1: what do you want me to just come on here

1476
01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:11,559
Speaker 1: and just say, well, well, I can't say anything because

1477
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:13,519
Speaker 1: I read an article. That's what you do. You read

1478
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,720
Speaker 1: an article and you report what you read. That's all

1479
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:20,440
Speaker 1: you can do. If they're wrong. It was a convenience

1480
01:16:20,439 --> 01:16:24,200
Speaker 1: stork called Ripes and they bought clubs. So so here's

1481
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:28,639
Speaker 1: the deal. Apparently there is a uh um strip mall

1482
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:31,639
Speaker 1: that is open twenty four hours. Who would have thought

1483
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,280
Speaker 1: and actually did some shopping for the wives. They were

1484
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:37,040
Speaker 1: buying stuff, clothes, the corona was on the clothes, and

1485
01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:40,120
Speaker 1: they were actually being faithful to their wives. I was

1486
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:48,560
Speaker 1: completely wrong. I'm sorry. Oh sorry, just no, no, I

1487
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:51,839
Speaker 1: just I hate you guys because I try to report

1488
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:55,160
Speaker 1: the fun stuff and I'm the one that is spreading rumors. No,

1489
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:57,679
Speaker 1: I'm reading something and you guys don't get it. Dude.

1490
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:01,160
Speaker 1: The club sale, which was a good one. Guys, they

1491
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:03,880
Speaker 1: it was they got five clubs saying which is that's

1492
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:07,400
Speaker 1: what it was. I apologize, Damn, I read that wrong. Blimp.

1493
01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:15,160
Speaker 1: He's open to four hours. Apparently all right, we're done. Yeah,

1494
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:20,920
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I'm not making fun of you. My

1495
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,760
Speaker 1: dad's the exact same way. I mean he our our

1496
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:29,080
Speaker 1: hometown was by a town called Edinburgh. Okay. He would

1497
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:33,120
Speaker 1: send me articles of like Edinbord Film Festival. I was like, Dad,

1498
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:37,240
Speaker 1: it's not in Edinburgh, that's in Scotland, Edinburgh, Scotland. That's

1499
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:40,240
Speaker 1: how he was Coach, he does, he does. I didn't

1500
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:42,320
Speaker 1: do that. I read you exactly what this guy said,

1501
01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:44,840
Speaker 1: Coach Edinburgh. Is that where your boats parked out there

1502
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 1: in the desert. Coach the boats in San Antonio. Oh

1503
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:54,880
Speaker 1: my gosh, the boat please tell me you have a

1504
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:57,519
Speaker 1: picture we can put on the Twitter. No, I never

1505
01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,519
Speaker 1: had a picture of the boat. And you didn't even

1506
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:01,120
Speaker 1: take a to have you out on the boat. Did

1507
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,880
Speaker 1: you go out on the boat once? I took it

1508
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:06,040
Speaker 1: out once, coach, and that's what scared me, and had

1509
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:07,439
Speaker 1: I think it had a little leak on it. So

1510
01:18:07,479 --> 01:18:11,000
Speaker 1: I brought it back in quick now and had a

1511
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:12,760
Speaker 1: leak now and had a leak. That's why he parked

1512
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:16,840
Speaker 1: in the desert at Sore Losers show on Twitter. Guys, Hey,

1513
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:19,920
Speaker 1: we are the sore losers at We are the sore

1514
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,720
Speaker 1: losers at gmail dot com. Man. We get a lot

1515
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:25,679
Speaker 1: of emails but you didn't even read one of them today.

1516
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,280
Speaker 1: Yeah read I don't read them every day to you guys.

1517
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:31,320
Speaker 1: I mean, let's skip on. Let's skip on the national

1518
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:34,240
Speaker 1: Choir headlines and start reading the email that where did

1519
01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:37,080
Speaker 1: God Almighty as from the USA today? What do you

1520
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:39,040
Speaker 1: want me to do? The guy works for USA today.

1521
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:44,719
Speaker 1: That's a valid crap. Oh oh, here's one DK winner.

1522
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:48,880
Speaker 1: What this guy said, coatures, I never hit a million,

1523
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:50,840
Speaker 1: but I had a d K finished second out of

1524
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:53,599
Speaker 1: a hundred ninety thousand people in a Texans Titans Monday

1525
01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:57,240
Speaker 1: night football game. Won myself thirty seven thousand, forty dollars

1526
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,360
Speaker 1: and it was all because I took up back up

1527
01:19:00,479 --> 01:19:03,599
Speaker 1: tight end Anthony Ferkshire for the Titans and he caught

1528
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:06,160
Speaker 1: the last three or four balls in the fourth quarters.

1529
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:10,800
Speaker 1: It was an unreal moment. Ha ha ten dollar entry, Jeff,

1530
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:14,880
Speaker 1: and I got a dollar one working for today. Uh,

1531
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:19,639
Speaker 1: and let's see how that one goes. I got a top. Yeah,

1532
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:21,240
Speaker 1: I got a four dollar one. I'm in and I

1533
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:27,160
Speaker 1: can win twenty thousand. Hey, coaches, it's at K nine Underscore, Florida.

1534
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:29,559
Speaker 1: And my birthday is this Sunday. I'll be twenty five.

1535
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:31,200
Speaker 1: Would be cool to get a shout out. Also, my

1536
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,880
Speaker 1: son was born a month ago and his name is Ace.

1537
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:36,679
Speaker 1: Would be cool to get a shout out for us, Thanks, coach,

1538
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:39,880
Speaker 1: ps box, give me a lot for my birthday. Hey,

1539
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:44,639
Speaker 1: happy birthday, my man. What's the canine for you? Chilling

1540
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:48,439
Speaker 1: in the kindergarten through ninth grade school? Zonner? Probably he

1541
01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:51,120
Speaker 1: probably likes dogs, Coach, he probably has a canine. He's

1542
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,280
Speaker 1: like a cop. My bad name. His name is Alex,

1543
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:57,280
Speaker 1: So happy birthday Alex and Ace. Welcome to this world. Yeah,

1544
01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:59,720
Speaker 1: happy birthday, man. Yeah, let me see if we can

1545
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:01,320
Speaker 1: get a lock. I mean, let me see who's playing

1546
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,800
Speaker 1: this week. Happy birthday, Bro. Just get out of paint. Bro,

1547
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,000
Speaker 1: just let me do my thing. I don't need you screening, Bro,

1548
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:08,920
Speaker 1: Just get cleared out. Coach, are you gonna give him

1549
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:13,160
Speaker 1: a basketball locker? A baseball baseball basketball? Maybe Kevin Baconater

1550
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:17,519
Speaker 1: can give him a lacrosse lock Baconader was like, guys

1551
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,679
Speaker 1: have been glued to the TV. I've been watching lacrow.

1552
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:22,880
Speaker 1: What are you talking about, dude? Have no idea what

1553
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:26,400
Speaker 1: you're tweeting us. Guys. The scores of these lacrosse games

1554
01:20:26,439 --> 01:20:29,280
Speaker 1: were crazy. It was seventeen to eleven and fifteen to one.

1555
01:20:29,479 --> 01:20:32,160
Speaker 1: What what is the scoring system there? It makes no

1556
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:38,800
Speaker 1: sense score by one in lacrosse. Okay, well it's sometime,

1557
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:42,439
Speaker 1: didn't know, Coach, Yeah, I'll take uh. Let's see here,

1558
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:44,479
Speaker 1: I'm looking at these, Coach, have you ever pulled up

1559
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:46,599
Speaker 1: ESPN and look I'm just looking at I'm looking at

1560
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:49,479
Speaker 1: the baseball because his birthday Sunday, So I'm giving him

1561
01:20:49,479 --> 01:20:54,559
Speaker 1: a game for Sunday. Pretty solid, coach, or the Rays?

1562
01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:58,759
Speaker 1: Like the Rays is gonna be like minus five hundred

1563
01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:02,439
Speaker 1: because they're playing the Orioles and Oriels are terrible. Uh,

1564
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:05,519
Speaker 1: where do you see the Reds? Who the Reds Now?

1565
01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just thinking of teams that have been

1566
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:11,599
Speaker 1: looking pretty good. Thanks, coach, nobody else watches Sports Center.

1567
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:15,880
Speaker 1: We appreciate your heads up on those teams. I like

1568
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:18,719
Speaker 1: the Cardinals Dakota Hudson to beat the Brewers on Sunday.

1569
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:21,760
Speaker 1: What about the Rockies? They basically won every game that

1570
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:23,920
Speaker 1: I didn't bet on them. Now they have won every

1571
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:25,479
Speaker 1: game that you didn't bet because there are four and one.

1572
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,840
Speaker 1: So they only lost that one game because they lost

1573
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:33,160
Speaker 1: that one game that you've been on. They're the team

1574
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:36,880
Speaker 1: in baseball post my bet. Hey, they got rid of

1575
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:41,640
Speaker 1: that Ray curse. Yeah, and the Nationals are kind of

1576
01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:45,080
Speaker 1: holding their own too. They lost the good hitter though,

1577
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:49,559
Speaker 1: random I know, I know, but they got They still

1578
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:53,160
Speaker 1: got some good guys on there. Coach. I thought, I

1579
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:55,840
Speaker 1: thought I saw one. Soto is good to go. I

1580
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:58,040
Speaker 1: don't know how, coach, I mean, how am I out

1581
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:00,519
Speaker 1: of that out of work for three week's coach and

1582
01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:02,840
Speaker 1: Soto got Corona like last weekend? Coach. I see these

1583
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:05,240
Speaker 1: articles all the time about people cleared back to work,

1584
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:08,040
Speaker 1: he's back to playing sports. You you've been in your

1585
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:13,720
Speaker 1: bedroom for fifteen days now. And this was as of Wednesday,

1586
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:17,559
Speaker 1: Juan Soto, still waiting on the government to clear him,

1587
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:19,719
Speaker 1: as Major League Baseball said he is good to return

1588
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:23,920
Speaker 1: from COVID. That's crazy, coach. Somebody did tweet me. They

1589
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:27,080
Speaker 1: told me that if I do a nettie pot or

1590
01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:29,720
Speaker 1: maybe spray some sailing up my nose and rinse my

1591
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:32,720
Speaker 1: nose out, then I could wipe the virus out of

1592
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:34,880
Speaker 1: my nose and I'll put the test. Well, why don't

1593
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:37,360
Speaker 1: you do that? We we prefer you just take the

1594
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,719
Speaker 1: test normal, because I got to sit next. See. See,

1595
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:41,400
Speaker 1: this is my point. One person says to do it.

1596
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:43,639
Speaker 1: The other one is like, I rather Eve not do that. Hey, guys,

1597
01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:45,639
Speaker 1: I heard from a listener if you stick a condom

1598
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:48,280
Speaker 1: up your nose and your butt, it'll keep you from

1599
01:22:48,479 --> 01:22:53,320
Speaker 1: failing a tight end back there. Hold on, wait, what

1600
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:59,280
Speaker 1: did you hear, coach? Condom? Coach? Really though, seriously, what

1601
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:01,439
Speaker 1: did you hear about the up the nose work? Yeah?

1602
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:03,360
Speaker 1: What I do? Okay, I got it? What do I do?

1603
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:08,200
Speaker 1: All right, have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see you Monday.

1604
01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 1: All right, what was this lock lunch? Because I kind

1605
01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:15,720
Speaker 1: of want to bet it yours. I told you I

1606
01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:20,840
Speaker 1: like the Cardinals Dakota Hudson over the Brewers. And what

1607
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:25,479
Speaker 1: was the other one? Gave multiple baseball locks? Yeah? You

1608
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:28,200
Speaker 1: know he was playing the Orioles. Yeah, the Rays are

1609
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:29,640
Speaker 1: playing the Orioles. If you want to bet one that,

1610
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:33,240
Speaker 1: they're gonna be a huge favorite. I just don't like

1611
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:35,000
Speaker 1: the return on that. I don't like betting it. But

1612
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:39,040
Speaker 1: the Orioles aren't bad. They've been winning games too. What

1613
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:42,120
Speaker 1: do they win two games? Yeah? I mean do you

1614
01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:46,840
Speaker 1: like to cancel one too? Uh? What was the other one?

1615
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:50,400
Speaker 1: I said? Part of the Yankees playing again? God, they

1616
01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:52,680
Speaker 1: look good too. Well, they only were playing six. They

1617
01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:54,680
Speaker 1: better be playing every night if they're gonna squeeze this

1618
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:57,880
Speaker 1: in before October, before to I mean before Christmas gets here.

1619
01:23:59,479 --> 01:24:01,240
Speaker 1: I think that's only when I did say the rage.

1620
01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:03,840
Speaker 1: You're right, But I just the return on that won't

1621
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:07,760
Speaker 1: be very good. I'll bet so. All right, all right,

1622
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:10,920
Speaker 1: we're done, Yeah, we're done. All right, have a good weekend, everybody.

1623
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:13,800
Speaker 1: H