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Speaker 1: What is the laziest thing you have ever done?

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Speaker 2: Okop, this is Okayop. I'm Samuel Donner and we tell

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Speaker 2: the funniest stories on the Internet. And John, what are

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Speaker 2: your favorite kind of headphones? Uh?

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Speaker 1: You know, air pods are pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: I honestly actually have a problem with air pods right now,

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Speaker 2: so beef. Yeah, well, well I don't have a problem,

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Speaker 2: but they are creating a problem in my life. So

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Speaker 2: my roommates hate my AirPods because apparently they make me

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Speaker 2: sound like Bigfoot because I don't really I don't realize

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Speaker 2: how loud I'm being in the morning because I have

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Speaker 2: my noise canceling air pods in and so I'm stomping

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Speaker 2: around everywhere. And my roommate Christian is always like, hey,

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Speaker 2: Bigfoot's at it again, get it up at five am

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Speaker 2: for his morning runs. So those headphones are not doing

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Speaker 2: my roommates any services, but they're doing me tons love.

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Speaker 2: I love noise canceling. All of your loud stomps are

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Speaker 2: just yeah, I don't hear a thing, not a thing.

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Speaker 2: But you know what I would love to hear is

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Speaker 2: your story. So can you lay it on me?

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Speaker 1: What is the laziest thing you have ever done. I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to get up to get scissors to open

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Speaker 1: a package I had, so I grabbed the cat and

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Speaker 1: used his claws. It was soft plastic and the cat

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Speaker 1: was indifferent. Oh my gosh, wow.

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Speaker 2: Use the animals to open your packages. That's that's a

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Speaker 2: new level. That's a new level.

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Speaker 1: Used to have one of those clap on clap off

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Speaker 1: lights in my room. I hated clapping, so I just

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Speaker 1: made an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it

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Speaker 1: to one of the programmable keys on my keyboard.

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Speaker 2: That's a new level of laziness. He doesn't want to

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Speaker 2: even move his things from a keyboard. Very lazy.

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Speaker 1: I always het things in the microwave for one minute

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Speaker 1: and eleven seconds or two minutes and twenty two seconds.

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Speaker 1: Not because I'm too lazy to move my finger because

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Speaker 1: I'm too lazy to move my fingers to the zero

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Speaker 1: before I hit start.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, that is that's a hack. That's a time saving hack.

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Speaker 2: So what you just let it run down to like

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Speaker 2: one instead of saying two to oh, oh, you say

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Speaker 2: two to two to two.

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Speaker 1: Ah, I shout out to you.

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Speaker 2: That's a new level of laziness. But I love it.

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Speaker 1: I was laying in bed with a light on and

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Speaker 1: wanted to go to sleep with it off, as one does.

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Speaker 1: I called my house for my cell phone and asked

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Speaker 1: for myself in a disguised voice. When my mom came

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Speaker 1: in to bring me the phone, I asked her to

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Speaker 1: turn the light off. When she left, hung up both

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Speaker 1: phones and went to sleep.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that that is actually lazy, because you're making someone

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Speaker 2: else do your work for you.

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Speaker 1: Like, oh, someone's here for Jimmy. And then your mom

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Speaker 1: was like hey, and you're like turn the.

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Speaker 2: Light off, and your own mother and your own mother,

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Speaker 2: like you could have gotten up and done it.

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Speaker 1: Shot ten nerf darts at the light switch from my bed,

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Speaker 1: missed all of them, and slept with the lights on.

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Speaker 2: I love when the commitment to being lazy is actually

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Speaker 2: not as lazy as doing the thing that you're avoiding,

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Speaker 2: like shooting ten nerve darts and then sleeping with the

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Speaker 2: lights on.

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Speaker 1: Wash my bed sheets. Didn't put the sheets on until

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Speaker 1: two months later.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like my roommate are on he has not put

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Speaker 2: his bed sheets on still in his room.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, he just sleeps on it.

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Speaker 2: And he sleeps and he also sleeps with the lights on.

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Speaker 2: He won't turn off the lights in his room. That

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Speaker 2: he's this guy never I could never sleep with the light.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, ridiculous late to the party, but this one

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Speaker 1: is too good to pass up. I was once on

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Speaker 1: a US military ship having breakfast in the wardroom, the

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Speaker 1: officer's lounge, when the operations officer OPS walks in. This

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Speaker 1: guy was the definition of not a morning person. He

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Speaker 1: was still half asleep, blurry eyed, basically a zombie with

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Speaker 1: a bagel. He sits down across from me to eat

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Speaker 1: his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is

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Speaker 1: to the outboard side of the ship and the morning

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Speaker 1: sun is blazing in one of the portholes, putting a

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Speaker 1: big bright circle of light right on his barely conscious face.

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Speaker 1: He's squinting and and basically just remembering how to be

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Speaker 1: alive for today. But then the zombie OPS stops chewing,

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Speaker 1: slowly picks up the phone and dials the bridge in

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Speaker 1: his well known I'm still totally asleep voice. He says, Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Ops, could you shift the ship?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: One six' five, thanks and puts the phone Down and

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Speaker 1: he just sits, there squinting and, waiting and then ever so,

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Speaker 1: SLOWLY i realize that the big blazing spot of sun

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Speaker 1: has begun to slide off of the zombie's face onto

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Speaker 1: the wall behind. Him after a few, moments it clears his,

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Speaker 1: face and he blinks slowly a few, times and the

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Speaker 1: brilliant beauty of What i've just witnessed begins to overwhelm.

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Speaker 1: Me by ordering the bridge to adjust the ships back

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Speaker 1: and forth patrol by about fifty, Degrees he's changed our

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Speaker 1: course of the ship just enough to reposition the sun

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Speaker 1: off of his. Face he's literally redirected thousands of tons

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Speaker 1: of steel with hundreds of people just so he could

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Speaker 1: sit with the sun out of his eyes while.

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Speaker 2: He eats his.

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Speaker 1: Bagel, wow oh my.

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Speaker 2: God that is so. Lazy thousands of tons and freaking

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Speaker 2: hundreds of, people probably like millions of dollars to truly,

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Speaker 2: like oh.

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Speaker 1: My, goodness could he not have just like found a

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Speaker 1: new seat or something.

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Speaker 2: He if he has to turn the whole day over shape.

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Speaker 1: Around, also it's hilarious That i'm guessing this person is

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Speaker 1: like highly. Ranking someone who's like so highly ranked is

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Speaker 1: literally just Like i'm gonna move the ship to get

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Speaker 1: the sun out of my face right.

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Speaker 2: NOW i guess that's what you can do when you're

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Speaker 2: that high.

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