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Speaker 1: One eight hundred do uy away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred do

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Speaker 2: Eight do you y away.

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Speaker 3: In today's phone tap, have you ever been frustrated with

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Speaker 3: the city?

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Speaker 2: Let me let me let me rephrase that.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been frustrated with the city in the

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Speaker 3: last ten minutes? Well, because depending on where you live,

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Speaker 3: it can feel like you're paying taxes on everything.

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Speaker 2: And they're just shutting down the bridge that goes to

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Speaker 2: your house. Or no, I was gonna.

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Speaker 3: Say, nothing gets done, or things take forever, like a

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Speaker 3: certain questionable bridge. Yeah. Anyway, today we call a guy

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Speaker 3: who just wants a simple fix for a pothole that's

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Speaker 3: been there on his street.

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Speaker 2: They don't have time for.

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Speaker 3: Well, he's emailed the city of it, even left a

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Speaker 3: few angry voicemails, and now finally he is going to

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Speaker 3: get a response. Oh that response is Jose pranking him.

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Speaker 2: I'll teach you to ask for improvements in this bud.

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Speaker 2: It's your phone tap, right, now.

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Speaker 4: On the twenties.

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Speaker 5: Hello, yeah, and that's when I shouted back, dude, those

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Speaker 5: aren't gummy bears, those.

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Speaker 2: Are live bees.

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Speaker 4: Hello. Hello, Oh hi?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, is this Josh Would?

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Speaker 4: Yes, this is Josh.

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Speaker 3: Who's this?

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Speaker 2: Hey, Josh? My name is Travis.

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Speaker 5: I work in road maintenance for the city, and I

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Speaker 5: see here you follow the complaint about a pothole.

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Speaker 4: Huh yeah, thank god, somebody's finally called me back. It's

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Speaker 4: like been three to four weeks since I filed that complaint.

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Speaker 4: Pothole Yeah, yeah, on Tenth Street near the intersection of Evergreen.

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Speaker 2: Yep, that we saw it. We saw that so.

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Speaker 4: Well you saw it. Are you going to fix it?

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Speaker 4: I mean, because not just me has been complaining about this.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, not to.

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Speaker 5: Make an excuse, but the city's budget has been really

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Speaker 5: cut and I'm literally the only guy who left on

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Speaker 5: staff for fixing potholes. So I am so sorry it's

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Speaker 5: taken so long.

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Speaker 4: Man, What are you telling me? You're you actually the

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Speaker 4: guy that goes in and fills in these potholes. You're

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Speaker 4: the only one, just me? So low n No, that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 5: The economy, you know, inflation or more like deflation, potholes, right.

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Speaker 2: They can deflate your your tires. You probably don't think

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Speaker 2: that's so funny.

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Speaker 4: Not really, sorry, all right, well how long is what's

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Speaker 4: the timeframe then? Do you have some kind of an

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Speaker 4: eta I'm not being able to fix this or what totally?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say like probably in the next few

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Speaker 5: weeks or months hointhfully months?

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Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no no. I mean

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Speaker 4: so basically, this is a call just to tell me

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Speaker 4: that this isn't going to happen. Am I Is that correct?

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Speaker 5: No, you're not correct, because I'm actually calling wondering there's

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Speaker 5: a change that you could fix it.

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Speaker 4: You mean I could stick it. Help. Well, I'm not

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Speaker 4: gonna help. I wouldn't even know the first thing about

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Speaker 4: fixing the pothole.

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Speaker 5: I actually have a few YouTube links that I found,

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Speaker 5: and I can send you some tools and supplies.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you can get it done with quite quicker

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Speaker 2: than the city will.

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Speaker 4: I think you need to look at how you were hired,

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Speaker 4: because this is really your your freaking job, dude. It's

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Speaker 4: not my responsibility. Yeah, yeah, I mean that is what

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Speaker 4: I pay taxes for.

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Speaker 2: Sure, But look, it's kind of complicated.

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Speaker 4: It's not complicated you're still in a hole.

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Speaker 2: Well, kind of have an issue though. I was recently

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Speaker 2: diagnosed with the fear of holes. Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 2: just I'm paranoid.

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Speaker 5: I freeze up, I get antsy, and this sounds like

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Speaker 5: a really big pothole, and so that that's even more scary.

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Speaker 4: Let me let me okay, I just don't think its straight.

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Speaker 4: I just so I hear the words coming out of

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Speaker 4: my mouth. The guy who is hired to fix potholes

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Speaker 4: is afraid of holes.

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Speaker 5: Well, that is kind of silly, it's kind of ironic.

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Speaker 5: I guess when you say it like that.

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Speaker 4: This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean you've heard of lion tamers being scared

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Speaker 5: of lions, right, or like magicians being afraid of cards.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you're just making these stup so you

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Speaker 4: don't have to do any work. That's what it sounds

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Speaker 4: like to me.

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Speaker 5: Oh work, forgot to tell you. That's another thing I

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Speaker 5: was diagnosed with. And you're not gonna believe what.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to believe that.

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Speaker 2: You're right, I'm scared of work.

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Speaker 4: You don't even I don't even.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a personal fear of work or manual labor

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Speaker 5: either old. So again, I apologize, but if you could

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Speaker 5: just find it in your heart to be kind and

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Speaker 5: help here, I'm not I'm.

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Speaker 4: Not gonna help. If you're not gonna do it, I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna call your boss and you're gonna get fired, all right,

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Speaker 4: I mean that's bottom of all.

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Speaker 2: Please don't do that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that sounds like I really need this job.

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Speaker 4: Just give me your name, because you said the start.

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Speaker 5: That I would tell you, but I'm also afraid of names.

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Speaker 4: Well yeah, obviously you think this is really funny, but

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Speaker 4: it's just not.

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Speaker 5: I mean, it is kind of funny because you absolutely

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Speaker 5: fell for every single joke that I've said so far,

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Speaker 5: and you still think this is a real phone call.

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Speaker 2: So even though I'm scared of phones, this is a

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Speaker 2: break phone call for Bo and Jeffrey in the Morning. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: my name's jose Show Briock and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 5: And we're doing a prank phone call on you right now? Man,

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Speaker 5: you were set up by your wife Chloe. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 5: she said that you were complaining about this pothole outside

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Speaker 5: your house for weeks and nothing's been happening, so she

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Speaker 5: knew you would be vulnerable and ready to go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she got me.

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Speaker 2: Well I think we got you too. By the way,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna send you those links on YouTube. Pretty helpful.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all you need is a jackhammer and about fifty

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Speaker 5: pounds of cement.

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Speaker 4: No problem, I got that good.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna send you forty other potholes you can fix too,

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Speaker 5: because I am scared of them.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone jabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning