WEBVTT - The A&G Replay Wednesday Hour Four

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<v Speaker 1>I saw an article in New York Times about the

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<v Speaker 1>final Dead Shows shows of their tour. They said there's

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<v Speaker 1>chances they'll get back together again for a benefit or something,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're never going to tour again, they claim. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think they probably actually are. They've made that claim

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<v Speaker 1>many times. Are the years they're very old. Yeah, Barbweer's

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<v Speaker 1>like Joe biden Ol and I noticed him well, it

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<v Speaker 1>was he was gigging as an adult during the Summer

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<v Speaker 1>of Love in nineteen sixty seven. Yeah, that's one of

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<v Speaker 1>the things I want to bring up with this phenomenon. So,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of it being a phenomenon, one of the reasons

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<v Speaker 1>I went was, it's a phenomenon. I haven't been to

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<v Speaker 1>a concert in I think fifteen years, so it's been

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. So i'd been to a concert and

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<v Speaker 1>Dead and Company was coming to the area. It's sixty

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<v Speaker 1>miles from my house, and I kind of thought about

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<v Speaker 1>it a couple of times, and I looked at prices.

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<v Speaker 1>They're too high. Anyway, I finally decided, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do it. So I bought a ticket

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<v Speaker 1>two hours before, three hours before the show started, hopped

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<v Speaker 1>on my motorcycle rode into San Francisco to the baseball

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<v Speaker 1>line yea, and didn't even pay a ton for it. Luckily,

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<v Speaker 1>I think people started to panic. Some of the people

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<v Speaker 1>that had put I'll sell you one for eight thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars for starting to panic if they had some left,

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<v Speaker 1>so it didn't get a bad price anyway. I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to figure out while I was sitting there in

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<v Speaker 1>the concert, I was trying to figure out what is

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<v Speaker 1>the phenomenon of the whole grateful dead thing.

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<v Speaker 2>As you mentioned, they've been doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>For fifty five years, fifty seven years something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>with only a couple of exceptions. Every song they play

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<v Speaker 1>is fifty plus years old. They haven't created they haven't

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<v Speaker 1>created anything new and forever. And the crowd and the place,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it was sold out, but I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't see any empty seats up in the stands. The

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<v Speaker 1>crowd varied. There were lots of twenty somethings, there were

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<v Speaker 1>lots of thirty somethings, forty something, fifty something, sixty something,

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<v Speaker 1>seventy somethings, every age group there.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know what they.

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<v Speaker 1>Created or why. I just I was just looking around

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<v Speaker 1>trying to take it all in, trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>what what happened here?

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<v Speaker 2>Why has nobody else ever been able to do this.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember when we were in Charlotte, North Carolina, the

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<v Speaker 1>Grateful Dead came through in the mid nineties, and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know anything about the Grateful Dead.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never really been into the Grateful Dead.

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<v Speaker 1>They came through town and I didn't go to the concert,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was at a party that night at a

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<v Speaker 1>house and a number of people had been to the

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<v Speaker 1>Dead concert and they this is pre internet. So in

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<v Speaker 1>the Internet era, obviously you can go online and check

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<v Speaker 1>what the set list is for every concert and they

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<v Speaker 1>would be posted as soon as the.

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<v Speaker 2>Concert is over. But this was before the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>So these guys would run home and some of them

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<v Speaker 1>took scraps of paper and pens with them. Some of

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<v Speaker 1>them were just using their knowledge, and they were sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there at the kitchen table at this party saying, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so what did they play first set? Well, they opened

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<v Speaker 1>with this open with that. They're writing it all down.

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<v Speaker 1>They kept the log of all the concerts they'd seen

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<v Speaker 1>in the set list in a way that just I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think happens that often with bands part of it

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<v Speaker 1>is they don't play that many songs because each song

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<v Speaker 1>is thirteen to fifteen minutes long. So you play like

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<v Speaker 1>four songs, take a break, play four more songs, and

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<v Speaker 1>your three hours are up.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one weird aspect of the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing is they don't come out and say

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<v Speaker 1>a word, and never have, according to the New York Times.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't say, hey, Atlanta, good to be here. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>one from the new while, you know, thanks for coming,

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<v Speaker 1>or nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't see it.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>They wander out and start playing.

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<v Speaker 1>They wander I'll start playing, and when they're done, they

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<v Speaker 1>walk off and that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>And and from the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>Another interesting thing is they've always encouraged people recording it

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<v Speaker 1>and posting live recordings, and they got gazillions a live.

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<v Speaker 2>Albums and just well, do you tell.

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<v Speaker 1>Me what is different about that band that allowed them

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<v Speaker 1>to tour for fifty some years. I was just looking

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<v Speaker 1>up still one of the top grossing concert tours out there.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't play that many shows, but they're making gazillions

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<v Speaker 1>of dollars yea in ticket sales and t shirt sales

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<v Speaker 1>and everything like that thing before I let you you

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<v Speaker 1>answer the question, because you know more about it than

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<v Speaker 1>I do. So they walk out, they start playing, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's got a drum beat to it that I don't

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<v Speaker 1>quite recognize off the top of my head, because all

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<v Speaker 1>the songs kind of have a similar drum beat and

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<v Speaker 1>a similar thing. And everybody's twirling. All the girls are

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<v Speaker 1>twirling in their thing, and then everybody's dancing everything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a single person in that stadium that I saw

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<v Speaker 1>sat for one second three and a half hours.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been to a concert like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to plenty of concerts with people stand for

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<v Speaker 1>the big hits, then sit back down for a slow

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<v Speaker 1>song or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a person I was expecting to get to sit

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<v Speaker 2>for a while. None of that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>So they do the drumbeat, drum beat, and they opened

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<v Speaker 1>with the Buddy Holly song that they.

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<v Speaker 2>Do regularly, probably not fade away, Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And so then the drum the drum stop, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the whole crowd in Unison says I'm gonna tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm gonna do it, and then everybody saying every

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<v Speaker 1>word to every song for three and a half hours,

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<v Speaker 1>never said down.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never seen anything like that. Why is that. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you tell me why that is?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure there are multiple books written to address that

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<v Speaker 4>very question, and they are book length, as books often are.

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<v Speaker 4>I would say, I mean number one. At the beginning,

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<v Speaker 4>they were just a whale of a band. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>just a terrific band that was incredible. Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>there's a couple of sayings among musicians ragged but right

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<v Speaker 4>or loose but tight. They had a combination of being

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<v Speaker 4>extremely good and extremely loose and improvisational and really fun

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<v Speaker 4>music to listen to if you're stoned. Plus they have

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<v Speaker 4>a weird like hippie community thing going like, we're all here,

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<v Speaker 4>we're all friends, nobody's gonna get ugly, it's going to

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<v Speaker 4>be great. Everybody's gonna enjoy themselves, nobody's gonna judge anybody else.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna listen to the jams and have a great time,

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<v Speaker 4>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>There.

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<v Speaker 4>And there are actually other bands that have it, you

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<v Speaker 4>just don't hear about.

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<v Speaker 2>It as much.

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<v Speaker 4>Fish has an enormous following that's very grateful, deadlike, and

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<v Speaker 4>there are a couple others Dave Vatsey's band, surely.

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<v Speaker 1>But not on that scale for that long. Without ever

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<v Speaker 1>putting any news out.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, no, that's what's just like you.

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<v Speaker 1>And how do you grow new fans in their twenties

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<v Speaker 1>with fifty five year old songs?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, part of it's that the songs hold up pretty

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<v Speaker 4>well and it's a jam. Part of it's just there's

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<v Speaker 4>an attraction to being part of that that draws young people.

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<v Speaker 4>The whole i'm a hippie thing is is hot amongst

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<v Speaker 4>your your twenty somethings, at least in some quarters. Oregon

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<v Speaker 4>for instance, right, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The people sitting next to me were from Oregon and

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<v Speaker 1>they were going to all three shows. Everybody around me

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<v Speaker 1>was going to all three shows. I was the only

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<v Speaker 1>one that was just going to the one the one show,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a mom and dad roughly my age,

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<v Speaker 1>with their high school kids. They brought all their kids,

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<v Speaker 1>and their kids knew all the words every song. It's

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<v Speaker 1>unlike anything I've ever been around. I've been I got

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<v Speaker 1>plenty of acts that I like that do that on

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<v Speaker 1>a smaller scale, like there's several hundred people that are

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<v Speaker 1>that into it, but not hundreds of thousands. For six decades.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just yeah, I don't And then I wonder how

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<v Speaker 2>much of it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It like grew on itself, like you know, becomes a thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and a thing is that it's nothing draws like a crowd,

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<v Speaker 1>that whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's such an attractive like vibe, an attractive corner

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<v Speaker 4>of human kind that people who weren't there at the beginning,

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<v Speaker 4>or if you know, they didn't grow up with the

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<v Speaker 4>songs or whatever. Just the idea that that many people

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<v Speaker 4>could get together and have their energy be so positive

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<v Speaker 4>and a lack of conflict and a lack of people

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<v Speaker 4>being a holes like people tend to be, and listening

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<v Speaker 4>to the music and dancing and stuff. It's just it's

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<v Speaker 4>an attractive proposition. And you know why, you know why?

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's on a scale that nobody else has ever matched.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's it's hard, it's magic, it's culture,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, at some point, surely we're gonna sit down

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<v Speaker 1>during one of these slow songs, aren't we. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we's a Friday night, We've all worked all week long,

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<v Speaker 1>We're all a little tired. Come on, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>you are way older than I am. Surely Nope, nobody

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<v Speaker 1>was sitting down at any point, even for a moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I am a fan, I am not a dead head.

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<v Speaker 4>I have some good friends who are here. Is my

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<v Speaker 4>horrifying Well, I'm sorry, it's my impressive but horrifying, grateful,

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<v Speaker 4>dead claim to fame. I was at Jerry Garcia's last

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<v Speaker 4>show before he died in Chicago. Did you play a

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<v Speaker 4>role or many years ago? And I fell sound asleep

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<v Speaker 4>halfway through it? Fell asleep because I may have been

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<v Speaker 4>over served. Fell Well, yeah, okay, you call it what

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<v Speaker 4>you want. It was a very hot summer day in Chicago.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, if drinking beer and all getting rid

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<v Speaker 4>of it and then sitting there baking in the sun

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<v Speaker 4>and Soldier Field just baking. I'm surprised that has this

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<v Speaker 4>all been Maybe I'm dead. Maybe I died that day

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<v Speaker 4>and this has all been a prolonged illucination.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like fifty five degrees in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the concert for this one, So yeah, I didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>that problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you were better off, trust me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>John Mayer plays guitar with a giant winter coat on

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<v Speaker 1>zipped up around his ears. The way he did, He's

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<v Speaker 1>flicked flipping phenomenal. By the way, John Mayer is just

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<v Speaker 1>freaking unreal. Yeah, he's a monster, but he's not happy

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<v Speaker 1>to have it come to an end.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not much said about why they decided to wrap

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<v Speaker 1>it up. New York Times went deep on that over

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend. But I didn't notice that Bob Weir, he

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<v Speaker 1>would play for a while and then he would take

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<v Speaker 1>his hand off and shake his hand a lot. And

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't seen that in videos before because I've watched

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of Dead and Company videos over the last

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<v Speaker 1>several years. Because I just like got into it when

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<v Speaker 1>John Mayor joined, which I know makes me something something

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<v Speaker 1>uncool among real Dead advances and Jerry Come Lately yeah something.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, he wasn't doing that before. I wonder if

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't have something that physical it's happened. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he just can't play every night like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Handful of my favorite musicians have had to give it

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<v Speaker 4>up because Arthrit asserted something, But how are.

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<v Speaker 1>You standing up there for three and a half hours

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<v Speaker 1>and paying attention to what you're doing. I'm dying out

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<v Speaker 1>here standing for three and a half I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they think about how much money they're making.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe they enjoy playing music. Listen to you, y Sinek,

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<v Speaker 4>you couldn't be a deadhead. I'm surprised you weren't drummed

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<v Speaker 4>out of the stadium. I'm getting bad vibes from the

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<v Speaker 4>bald man over here.

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<v Speaker 1>Man get out. It was definitely the single best vibe

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<v Speaker 1>at that scale that I've ever been around in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>And man, that's a heck of a thing to pull off.

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<v Speaker 1>I doubt it'll ever be recreated, certainly, not for that length.

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<v Speaker 1>Not possible, not in the modern world. No, The New

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<v Speaker 1>York Times with a hilariously long article about pants and

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<v Speaker 1>how wide pants are in now and skinny pants are out,

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<v Speaker 1>which it was hilarious. I read quite a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>it just because I found it hilarious, how seriously they

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<v Speaker 1>took this topic and how in depth they went in

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<v Speaker 1>The New York Times about it. But anyway that we

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<v Speaker 1>then played a little clip of Lyndon Baines Johnson, president

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<v Speaker 1>of the United States from sixty three to sixty eight,

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<v Speaker 1>talking to his tailor on the phone about his pants,

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<v Speaker 1>and Katie had never heard it before because Katie's new

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<v Speaker 1>to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Roughly how long you've been here a year. Yeah, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>time flies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yikes. So this is Lindon made Johnson who had his

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<v Speaker 1>pants special made by a Taylor back in Texas and LBJ.

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<v Speaker 2>A corn Pone.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually what the Kennedy people called him, Colonel corn

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<v Speaker 1>Pone to his face.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh wow, that's a nice relationship. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>He's from small town, Texas and he's talking to his

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<v Speaker 1>tailor about getting a new pair of pants ordered, and

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<v Speaker 1>it sounded something like this, miss.

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<v Speaker 3>Tager Joe Hager Joe is your father, the one that

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<v Speaker 3>makes clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet there we're all together.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh. You all made me some real light weight slacks. Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>He just made up on his own sentiment or four

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<v Speaker 3>months ago. It's a kind of a light brown and

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<v Speaker 3>a light green, rather soft green and soft brown, and

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<v Speaker 3>the real light weight. I need about six pairs way

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<v Speaker 3>around in the evening when I come in from work,

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<v Speaker 3>and I need about a half inch too tight in

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<v Speaker 3>the waist.

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<v Speaker 2>He recalled it back then that didn't wanted to want

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<v Speaker 2>to deal with.

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<v Speaker 3>Get him right, fat you know, I don't know. You

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<v Speaker 3>all just guessed out of my things. So but once

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<v Speaker 3>you have the measurements there, we'll find for you I

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<v Speaker 3>can send you a pair. I want them a half

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<v Speaker 3>inch larger in the waist than the where before, except

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<v Speaker 3>I want two or three inches of stuff left back

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<v Speaker 3>in there so I can take them up. I bury

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<v Speaker 3>ten or fifteen pounds a month, all right, So leave

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<v Speaker 3>me at least two and a half three inches in

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<v Speaker 3>the back where I can let them out, or take

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<v Speaker 3>them up and make these a half inch bigger than

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<v Speaker 3>the waist. Make the pockets at least an inch longer. Money,

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<v Speaker 3>my money, and my knife everything fall out now the pockets.

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<v Speaker 3>When you sit down in the chair, the knife and

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<v Speaker 3>your money comes out. So I need at least another

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<v Speaker 3>inch in the pockets. Yeah. Now another thing with critch

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<v Speaker 3>down where you hang is always a little too tight.

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<v Speaker 3>So when you make them up, give me an inch

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<v Speaker 3>that I can let out there, because they cut me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like riding a wire fence. These are almost

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<v Speaker 3>the best that I've had anywhere in the United States.

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<v Speaker 3>But when I get ain't a little weight, they cut

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<v Speaker 3>me under there. So leave me. You never do have

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<v Speaker 3>much margin that, But see if you can't leave me

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<v Speaker 3>about it an age from the word of zippering and

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<v Speaker 3>around under my back to my hole. So I grit

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<v Speaker 3>it out there. If I need to be sure he

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<v Speaker 3>got the best zippers in them. These are good that

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<v Speaker 3>I have and if you get those coming out, I

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<v Speaker 3>will sure be grateful.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go in a historical moment, actual phone call with

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<v Speaker 1>president of the United States and cut me like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>shitting on a wire fencer. Oh the fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Leave me my margin. You gotta have margin.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact that he burps right before he uses the

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<v Speaker 1>word is my favorite part.

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<v Speaker 5>That is that's one of my favorite pieces of amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it shows you who he was. He was from

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<v Speaker 1>poor to hill country to his bones.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what he was.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh right, And it's probably worth the tip of

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<v Speaker 4>the cap that he was calling the Hagar family who became,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, one of the great clothiers of that time

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<v Speaker 4>of history.

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<v Speaker 6>About five inches right back to my that's the best

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<v Speaker 6>part of not crotch, you know where money, Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 6>know what a crotch is. The reason people use the

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<v Speaker 6>word crotch is so they don't have to say where

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<v Speaker 6>you're maney money has some plain talk there and if

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<v Speaker 6>you're actually into you know, history and this sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>The Carol book about the relationship between LBJ and the

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<v Speaker 6>Kennedy family is amazing because you just.

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<v Speaker 2>Heard who the guy was.

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<v Speaker 1>That's way different than the Kennedy clan, the Kennedys of Harvard. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>highennus Port Kennedy's and there, you know, golf clubs and

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<v Speaker 1>tennis clubs and that sort of stuff. No wonder they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get along with when vice versa with LBJ.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, where their patrician accents and their crisp

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<v Speaker 4>suits and the rest of it with practically no margin whether.

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<v Speaker 2>They'reang or banged at the time from there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it seem in the minimum, it's like riding a

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<v Speaker 1>rail fence.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's just, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Something my grandfather would say. Well, that's how I gained

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<v Speaker 1>some weight back, and it.

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<v Speaker 2>Cuts me, cuts me.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Armstrong and Joe the Armstrong and Getty Show, we

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<v Speaker 1>got this is about the way I grill and the

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<v Speaker 1>pictures I've tweeted out and Katie's complain about my grilling

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<v Speaker 1>re IQ differences, which we were talking about differences different

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of intelligence earlier in the show. Somebody texted Jack

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<v Speaker 1>seems to be brilliant at history, but then he puts

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<v Speaker 1>his grilling utensils on the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yes, there are different kinds of intelligence. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>great point. Yes, the contrast shocking. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 2>I put the spatul on the ground.

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<v Speaker 5>And well, not just that, but then we brought When

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<v Speaker 5>we pointed it out to you said, well where else where?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I put them anywhere else?

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<v Speaker 2>Jack?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, even on a paper towel on the ground, although

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<v Speaker 4>that's just partial credit. Did get this note from Dan

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<v Speaker 4>in North Carolina. I'm with you, Jack, I have zero

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<v Speaker 4>interest in grilling, and am convinced that half the men

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<v Speaker 4>that claim to be interested are latent junior high schooler's

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<v Speaker 4>desperate to fit in. So, like the brave, masked intellectual

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<v Speaker 4>walking your parade route, I say f you to those

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<v Speaker 4>who boast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't mean. I don't think there's got to

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<v Speaker 1>be a flaw in other people that liked grill. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I just don't enjoy it, and I have no

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<v Speaker 1>interest in learning to be better at it.

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<v Speaker 4>And then Dan spends a tale worth telling as an aside,

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<v Speaker 4>I have a relative by marriage.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, fancy himself a master griller.

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<v Speaker 4>So the propane grill was too bourgeois, so he purchased

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<v Speaker 4>the same charcoal grill you have, except apparently he couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>figure out how to install the legs, so he just

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<v Speaker 4>put it on top of a deck railing. Then he

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<v Speaker 4>lit the fire in there, burned a hole almost completely

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<v Speaker 4>through a plywood table, and emblazoned the leaves around the

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<v Speaker 4>car port, which led to a fire department visit.

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<v Speaker 2>Emblazoned. He is in quotes like that reporter bet his

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<v Speaker 2>stakes are great, though, Yeah, the grillest and the anti grillist.

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<v Speaker 4>Ye is that the newest fault line, the dividing line

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<v Speaker 4>in American society.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I'm giving up on that manly skill, but

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<v Speaker 1>hoping I make for it and other manly areas, like

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<v Speaker 1>if you couldn't put the legs on that grill, you

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<v Speaker 1>really have no ability to fix or work on anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy crap. They're like, yeah, two screws in a wing nut. Yes, Katie,

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<v Speaker 2>Ye man card is at risk.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 5>I just think that if you if you had a

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<v Speaker 5>different grill, it might change your experience a little bit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>it can't be comfortable being down in that position grilling

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<v Speaker 5>at all.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not comfortable in that position doing anything, right.

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<v Speaker 1>How much did you spend for that grill Jack, I

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<v Speaker 1>honestly think it was on sale. I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>eight dollars because it was on sale. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>they had two left. Should you spend.

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<v Speaker 2>Dollar a grill? A guy? Now he's lying.

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<v Speaker 5>He stole it from the guy that lives in front

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<v Speaker 5>of the radio station.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, who lives in his beaten down RV.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the mini Weber, right that sits like a foot

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<v Speaker 4>off the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>The top of it. It's a foot foot of maybe a

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<v Speaker 2>foot and a half. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's designed to take with your camping or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not designed to tailgate the grill you have in

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<v Speaker 1>your backyard, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of funny when I've been looking for a

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<v Speaker 1>house and some of these houses, you know, they got

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<v Speaker 1>the built in grill with the refrigerator and just all

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<v Speaker 1>heading a fan above it and all these differments. I think,

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is slightly different than what I hearently have.

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<v Speaker 1>Hanson said, he knows the place you could buy, but

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<v Speaker 1>she used grills here you go, Well, I should do

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<v Speaker 1>one with legs.

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<v Speaker 2>Would be handy if I didn't have to bend over.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably enough of that. This was from the Daily

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<v Speaker 1>Show last night. Once a week, the old host of

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<v Speaker 1>The Daily Show, John Stewart is on there. Pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he's actually funny, which is in contrast with the

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<v Speaker 4>other hosts, certainly Trevor Noah.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>This features a word I knew, I never said and

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<v Speaker 1>never will say. And other people think this sort of

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<v Speaker 1>humor is funny, and so we didn't air it on

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<v Speaker 1>the air. But I realize other people find this humorous.

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<v Speaker 3>As I was.

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<v Speaker 6>Explaining, though, the media has systematically failed to contest Sean.

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<v Speaker 7>Please, you're killing me, my poor sweet naive older than

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<v Speaker 7>I remember, John, We need this messy spectacle. Every other

0:20:49.480 --> 0:20:52.800
<v Speaker 7>news story is a massive bummer. This Trump trial is

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<v Speaker 7>like an open window and a greyhound bus full of farts.

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<v Speaker 7>Why are you trying to close the window, John.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you trying to make a smell starts?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to make yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>And hands. Our executive producer thought that was funny. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like that word. I don't say that word to me.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the F word, and so I will never

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<v Speaker 1>understand that. I don't understand it myself. But I'm appalled

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<v Speaker 1>by that word. And I do not find there any

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<v Speaker 1>humor in the topic.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, Captain Cuckoo whatever, I'm interested in the

0:21:28.880 --> 0:21:32.960
<v Speaker 4>angle of we need this story. It's a breath of

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<v Speaker 4>fresh air. I mean, it's a is that just lefty insanity?

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<v Speaker 1>Or I find focusing on what time he arrived, what

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<v Speaker 1>his hair looked like, did he fall asleep? Just something

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<v Speaker 1>that's just that as opposed to super heavy duty, wore abortion,

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<v Speaker 1>et cetera. I guess yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The weaponizing of the justice system against political candidates is

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<v Speaker 4>is light fair.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hilarious. Uh, I think I could stay awake.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was pretty funny that that young correspondent

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<v Speaker 1>said older than I remember John Stewart. She probably was

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<v Speaker 1>watching him in like junior high and really into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now she's on the Daily Show.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a sixties So how it is if you see

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<v Speaker 4>somebody then see him five years later, It's like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I had one of those the other day. I

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<v Speaker 1>ran into somebody, thought, did did I have I aged

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<v Speaker 1>the same amount since the last time I saw.

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<v Speaker 2>You as you have? That can't possibly be true? Yeah, well, okay, time, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think I'm pretty sure I didn't take a lot of physics,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm pretty sure time moves the same rate for

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<v Speaker 1>all of us, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Unless one finds one's self in a black hole. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>that is my understanding of.

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<v Speaker 1>So if I run into somebody and they've aged a

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<v Speaker 1>certain amount, what lead me to believe that I've aged

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<v Speaker 1>the same amount too? I just haven't recognized him? I correct, there,

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<v Speaker 1>sure see yourself every day. This probably doesn't happen to you,

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<v Speaker 1>does it, Katie? You're too young for that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but it has. I've seen some people from high school.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, ooh, you're aging, dreamer. Can you tell them that?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 5>My face probably does and I am the master of

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<v Speaker 5>saying it with my facial expressions.

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately. All right, people do age a different rates, though.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's the biggest swing is fifteen years. They say,

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<v Speaker 1>in what age you look once you get older, depending

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<v Speaker 1>on genetics and lifestyle. So it's not completely true that

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<v Speaker 1>we aged the same amount.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm realizing the ultimate do you want to look

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<v Speaker 4>good now or later?

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<v Speaker 2>Is sun exposure? Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a female friend who, uh, all her friends

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<v Speaker 1>say why do you look so young? And it's all

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<v Speaker 1>because she did not tan when she was younger like

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<v Speaker 1>they all did, and she does look she's fifteen years

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<v Speaker 1>younger than her contemporaries at least. Wow, So it is tough.

0:23:51.440 --> 0:23:53.679
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to be pale person at the pool

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<v Speaker 1>when you're twenty two or do you want to be

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<v Speaker 1>looks forty at age fifty person when you're older.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a tough oh, leather face.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I definitely find myself as I am rapidly aging.

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<v Speaker 4>Among you got your tans too much, young woman, Then

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<v Speaker 4>you got your tens too much forty year old woman,

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<v Speaker 4>and you're starting to see the signs of what might

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<v Speaker 4>be described as a catcher's mit like.

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<v Speaker 2>Dermis uh.

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<v Speaker 4>And then you have your sixty plus tanned too much woman,

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<v Speaker 4>and manim birds have come home to rooms right at

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<v Speaker 4>Hey about.

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<v Speaker 1>A Yeah, that's a heck of a price to pay

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<v Speaker 1>to be good in tan when you were twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>It really is. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And again I don't I don't mean to be cruel.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't measure people by their looks. But there's no

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<v Speaker 4>better term than leathery.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember we had a salesperson we referred to as

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<v Speaker 2>tan guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well he was he was Yeah, he was super tan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was tan or was it actual tank?

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<v Speaker 3>It was?

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<v Speaker 1>I know it was real tan because we went to

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<v Speaker 1>a company remember there was a company barbecue once and

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<v Speaker 1>he did the really odd thing at this company barbecue

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<v Speaker 1>everybody stand out, where he took off his shirt and

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<v Speaker 1>sat in a lawn chair with everybody around at the

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<v Speaker 1>company barbecue so he could get more sons.

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<v Speaker 2>So I guess, I guess he was tan guy.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Yeah, work function, Yeah, but hey, sun's out,

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<v Speaker 4>guns out and teats.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently exactly. Guy was in really good shape.

0:25:28.600 --> 0:25:32.440
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, he was not gonna waste a single opportunity

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<v Speaker 4>to get more UFI raising.

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<v Speaker 2>Armstrong and Getty. They're gonna work fast. Don't you think

0:25:43.040 --> 0:25:45.879
<v Speaker 2>it's a little hot. Absolutely, there's no doubt in my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Armstrong and Getty Show.

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<v Speaker 1>So Katy brought us this headline earlier in the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I have the details. It's really something in the

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<v Speaker 1>headline being a woman in Brazil was arrested after she

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<v Speaker 1>attempted to get a dead body in a wheelchair to

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<v Speaker 1>sign for a bank loan.

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<v Speaker 5>I was on Twitter or x or whatever the hell

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<v Speaker 5>it's called now when this video went viral. So I

0:26:04.600 --> 0:26:08.040
<v Speaker 5>saw the unedited version, because now it's been blurred all

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<v Speaker 5>over the place. This guy was dead dead like oh

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<v Speaker 5>not just not just like just dead, but like megadead.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really been dead a while? Maybe not? Can you

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<v Speaker 2>be more precise?

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<v Speaker 5>Not Riga mortis dead because she was able to kind

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<v Speaker 5>of move him around, but.

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<v Speaker 2>He was super deadok it out, So here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Woman in Brazil arrested Tuesday suspicion of theft by fraud

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<v Speaker 1>and violating a corpse. You know, as I've said many times,

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm dead, you can do whatever you want to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't charge with a crime. I don't care. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>make any difference. I mean, you're a little weird, but

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<v Speaker 1>you have violated me in any way.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. I may get a couple of licks,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. Some frustrations.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Pinata after she brought her dead uncle to a

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<v Speaker 1>bank to sign a loan agreement. She had raised suspicion

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<v Speaker 1>after she entered the small bank there in Rio with

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<v Speaker 1>a man in a wheelchair who she called her uncle.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's not that would why would that raise suspicion?

0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:12.600
<v Speaker 1>That's not weird. The woman and they give her name here,

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<v Speaker 1>which I can't pronounce, reportably told the clerk that they

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<v Speaker 1>were to sign off on this seventeen thousand reass loan

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<v Speaker 1>that's all.

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<v Speaker 2>That's h and fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>In security cambridge footage which Katie has seen, the woman

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<v Speaker 1>can be seen picking up the man's hand and repositioning

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<v Speaker 1>his head to try to get him to sign the

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<v Speaker 1>document in front of him.

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<v Speaker 5>This guy's head was flopping all over the place. Oh

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<v Speaker 5>my forward backward, mouth open. And then she finally gets

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<v Speaker 5>irritated enough to just get a grip on the back

0:27:46.600 --> 0:27:50.080
<v Speaker 5>of his neck, and she's holding him steady. With the

0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:53.040
<v Speaker 5>other hand, she's trying to pick up his arm and get.

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<v Speaker 1>It to hold the pen.

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<v Speaker 2>It is good, good plot. And you say that didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>His head's gone all over the place.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, I can be picking up the hand reposition.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, uncle, are you listening? You need to sign.

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:11.119
<v Speaker 1>If you don't sign, there's no way because I can't

0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:14.760
<v Speaker 1>sign for you. She can be heard saying on the audio,

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<v Speaker 1>I would just steady your hand, all right, uncle, are

0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:23.040
<v Speaker 1>you listening? You need to sign. He doesn't say anything.

0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:25.720
<v Speaker 1>That's just how he is. She tells the clerk when

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't reply, if you're not okay, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>take you to the hospital.

0:28:31.080 --> 0:28:32.440
<v Speaker 2>But the man's don't bother.

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<v Speaker 4>The man's unresponsive nature and lolling head, has described me

0:28:37.480 --> 0:28:40.840
<v Speaker 4>by Katie Green, caused concern among bank employees, who called

0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:45.960
<v Speaker 4>local ambulance services. Dude is megade on arriving the doctor's

0:28:46.000 --> 0:28:48.200
<v Speaker 4>confirmed the sixty year old man had been dead for

0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:52.040
<v Speaker 4>quite some time. His body was taken directly to a morgue,

0:28:52.400 --> 0:28:56.800
<v Speaker 4>and she's been arrested. Creative idea. Her lawyers are arguing, no, no, no, no,

0:28:56.840 --> 0:28:59.680
<v Speaker 4>he was fine. He must have died in the wheelchair

0:28:59.760 --> 0:29:00.760
<v Speaker 4>as I was rolling.

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<v Speaker 1>Into the bank, because just before he signed, because we

0:29:03.280 --> 0:29:05.920
<v Speaker 1>talked about this, or dried out on the sidewalk before

0:29:05.920 --> 0:29:08.520
<v Speaker 1>I rolled him in, And he must have died right beforehand.

0:29:08.520 --> 0:29:12.520
<v Speaker 2>And I just didn't notice, not an effing chance not.

0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:15.200
<v Speaker 4>And he is, you know, he was never that energetic

0:29:15.280 --> 0:29:17.520
<v Speaker 4>in life, so I didn't notice the difference.

0:29:17.600 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 5>And his eyes just naturally sunk into his head like that.

0:29:20.520 --> 0:29:22.800
<v Speaker 2>He always looked that, oh megadad.

0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:27.440
<v Speaker 1>Preliminary preliminary friendsic analysis says he had died at least

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<v Speaker 1>several hours before the trying and sign for the loan,

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<v Speaker 1>if not longer.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but if your uncle Enrique kicks it, I mean,

0:29:36.440 --> 0:29:38.320
<v Speaker 4>just between you is to decide, all right, we're going

0:29:38.360 --> 0:29:41.120
<v Speaker 4>in on this loan together. He croaks just before you

0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:44.640
<v Speaker 4>go to the bank. It's frustrating, it's inconvenience. I say,

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<v Speaker 4>we stick with plan A and see how it goes.

0:29:47.800 --> 0:29:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Will you come up with a workaround?

0:29:50.040 --> 0:29:50.720
<v Speaker 1>That's what that is.

0:29:50.760 --> 0:29:51.640
<v Speaker 2>It's a work around.

0:29:52.160 --> 0:29:54.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you try not to let his head flop all

0:29:54.480 --> 0:29:55.840
<v Speaker 1>over and you lift his hand up.

0:29:55.840 --> 0:29:59.040
<v Speaker 4>There as big a hit as Weekend at Bernie's was,

0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 4>it's amazing to me that dragging a corpse around comedy

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<v Speaker 4>didn't become a more important genre.

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<v Speaker 1>Right there's only one movie to refer to, that one.

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:09.920
<v Speaker 1>They're in like a whole bunch of them, I mean

0:30:09.920 --> 0:30:12.640
<v Speaker 1>American Pie. He spawned dozens of imitators.

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<v Speaker 5>For instance, rightly, there was a few years ago where

0:30:15.440 --> 0:30:17.720
<v Speaker 5>the Weekend at Bernie's Funeral went viral?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you guys remember that. I don't know that, I

0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:22.200
<v Speaker 2>do the headline.

0:30:22.240 --> 0:30:24.280
<v Speaker 1>There were like a series of funerals.

0:30:24.320 --> 0:30:26.480
<v Speaker 5>I think BuzzFeed did like an article about it and

0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 5>compiled a list of people that, instead of just having

0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:35.400
<v Speaker 5>like a regular visitation or whatever, had themselves like dressed

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:37.680
<v Speaker 5>and propped up with like cigarettes put in their hands.

0:30:37.720 --> 0:30:40.000
<v Speaker 1>And they love that and the families.

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<v Speaker 5>Were coming up and like taking pictures with them, And

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<v Speaker 5>there was another one that was a weightlifter and they

0:30:43.720 --> 0:30:46.120
<v Speaker 5>actually attached their hands to like a deadlift.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you see. It depends on the situation though, clearly,

0:30:50.840 --> 0:30:55.040
<v Speaker 1>because like my friends would think it was fine, yeah,

0:30:55.080 --> 0:30:56.960
<v Speaker 1>but my kids might not.

0:30:58.840 --> 0:30:59.400
<v Speaker 2>I hope.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:04.360
<v Speaker 2>It depends on the relationship with who it is. So

0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm picturing all right.

0:31:05.880 --> 0:31:08.760
<v Speaker 4>I mean if you had me sitting in a chair

0:31:08.800 --> 0:31:11.920
<v Speaker 4>with my telecaster in my lap, right, you know that's

0:31:11.960 --> 0:31:12.400
<v Speaker 4>not bad.

0:31:12.720 --> 0:31:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Or maybe like some bass lying down the couch.

0:31:15.240 --> 0:31:17.920
<v Speaker 4>With a half empty Scotch next to me, like I

0:31:17.960 --> 0:31:21.640
<v Speaker 4>was watching a golf tournament and fell asleep my weight

0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:23.800
<v Speaker 4>My wife would appreciate that one.

0:31:23.960 --> 0:31:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, yeah, I guess it depends, but yeah, I

0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:29.800
<v Speaker 1>could see that, yeah my own. Yeah, there's a lot

0:31:29.800 --> 0:31:32.320
<v Speaker 1>of caveats to the whole idea, I suppose.

0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 5>The weightlifting one got my attention though, because the way

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:39.920
<v Speaker 5>that they have her her propped up and then they

0:31:39.960 --> 0:31:43.600
<v Speaker 5>have a bench press over her face like she's about

0:31:43.600 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 5>to just do a big old lift.

0:31:47.000 --> 0:31:50.000
<v Speaker 4>I can't decide if this idea is is more charming

0:31:50.120 --> 0:31:50.920
<v Speaker 4>or horrifying.

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:53.840
<v Speaker 2>I keep going back and forth. Right, I agree, Is.

0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 1>It like like you want to see him more like

0:31:56.560 --> 0:31:57.600
<v Speaker 1>like he lived.

0:31:58.760 --> 0:32:02.160
<v Speaker 2>Or I guess that could be charming yes, or it's horrifying.

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:03.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. You know.

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:06.720
<v Speaker 4>One thing that I'm in favor of is like for

0:32:06.760 --> 0:32:11.240
<v Speaker 4>an obituary or a memorial service or something like that.

0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:13.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't like it when they have like the most

0:32:13.600 --> 0:32:19.160
<v Speaker 4>recent picture when the person is ancient, because as anybody

0:32:19.200 --> 0:32:22.920
<v Speaker 4>past the age of fifty especially can tell you in

0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:27.720
<v Speaker 4>your heart your soul, who you are is your young

0:32:27.880 --> 0:32:30.680
<v Speaker 4>self and you just have aches and pains and more

0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:32.640
<v Speaker 4>memories and a little more wisdom and that sort of thing.

0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:36.160
<v Speaker 4>But the old dude is kind of a stranger, Like

0:32:36.200 --> 0:32:41.040
<v Speaker 4>how the hell did that happen? So I just when

0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:44.560
<v Speaker 4>they were youngest, vital, most vital, energetic, when they were

0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:45.880
<v Speaker 4>forming who they are.

0:32:46.160 --> 0:32:48.280
<v Speaker 2>Give me that picture. Yeah. New York Times is good

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:48.560
<v Speaker 2>at that.

0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:51.000
<v Speaker 1>They use you and your prime picture for all their

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:54.080
<v Speaker 1>obituaries of famous people like I see them every Sunday

0:32:54.120 --> 0:32:57.160
<v Speaker 1>in the New York Times book Review whatever author died,

0:32:57.240 --> 0:33:00.400
<v Speaker 1>and they have their when they were you know, sexy

0:33:00.480 --> 0:33:02.920
<v Speaker 1>woman or a cool young guy or whatever or whatever

0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:05.280
<v Speaker 1>they were that had so much to do with the

0:33:05.320 --> 0:33:08.520
<v Speaker 1>things you wrote, not like just an old person. Yeah,

0:33:08.600 --> 0:33:11.520
<v Speaker 1>the time of their life they look back on fondly. Yeah,

0:33:11.560 --> 0:33:13.920
<v Speaker 1>and what they probably became famous for. And now we're

0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:16.360
<v Speaker 1>not talking just about famous people, but like in yeah,

0:33:16.400 --> 0:33:17.480
<v Speaker 1>and just for everybody.

0:33:17.560 --> 0:33:18.200
<v Speaker 2>I agree.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I've kind of been a Doey Dip from age

0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:23.840
<v Speaker 4>twelve through the grave, so it'd be easier for me.

0:33:24.000 --> 0:33:26.520
<v Speaker 1>But yes, yeah, I was gonna say, what what point

0:33:26.600 --> 0:33:27.920
<v Speaker 1>do I get to choose ahead of time?

0:33:27.960 --> 0:33:29.680
<v Speaker 2>What point? Because like you know, we'll pick him a

0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:31.280
<v Speaker 2>when was he young and vital?

0:33:31.360 --> 0:33:31.800
<v Speaker 1>High school?

0:33:31.800 --> 0:33:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Here's a good high school picture. No, young but not vital.

0:33:35.840 --> 0:33:40.400
<v Speaker 5>Let's keep looking at I'm writing down my new favorite slam,

0:33:40.440 --> 0:33:41.360
<v Speaker 5>A doe dip.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there you go. You're right a Doey dip. Can't

0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:47.560
<v Speaker 2>you all right?

0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:50.160
<v Speaker 1>For my funeral, I'm gonna do radio stuff. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have open casket with me sitting up.

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<v Speaker 6>With headphones on my head, holding up three fingers exactly

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<v Speaker 6>countless down and a lot of Jack and Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>They're screaming at you.

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<v Speaker 1>And then oh, oh hey, hey, then you can donate

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<v Speaker 2>So we did.

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<v Speaker 1>We would say, I don't know why we're assuming we

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<v Speaker 2>We would be.

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<v Speaker 1>There, they say, Just where's the clip, Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>Just for old time's sake, that would be great. No

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<v Speaker 2>clip forty two? Forty two? Oh, that's Righty's past. God

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<v Speaker 2>rest is sold.

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