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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style. We wanna

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Speaker 2: welcome you back home. Tell us all about every scared her?

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Speaker 2: Was it fine? Mal porn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairban and this is Karen Kilgaroff.

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Speaker 3: We were driving. We were finishing the last episode. If

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Speaker 3: you listen to them in order, this is going to

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Speaker 3: be seamless.

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Speaker 2: You won't believe what just happened. It's never happened on

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Speaker 2: the show before.

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Speaker 3: We were stumbling to try and find a through line.

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Speaker 3: I talk too much about birds and Butte Montana and

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Speaker 3: killing birds. Both we were and now we've been distracted

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Speaker 3: because we were so excited to catch up with and

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Speaker 3: rekindle our love, not that it was on the rocks.

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Speaker 3: I said that wrong with today's guest. You know clubs

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Speaker 3: in colleges, everyone put your ears together for great Baron.

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Speaker 1: Please Hi Greg Barrett, Hey, hello, hello.

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Speaker 3: We actually he was walking on the street. Were you not?

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Speaker 3: You found parking?

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Speaker 1: I just I just found a space, and quite organically.

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Speaker 1: I didn't expect you to pull up in a cyber truck.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It was weird, so you have to understand my alert.

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Speaker 1: First we were why are you stopping for me? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I put a burlap sack over your head.

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Speaker 4: We just needed you to get in here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was very excited to kidnap you. Thank

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Speaker 3: you for Yeah, do you want to?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Just look everywhere but at other people's eyes, so we

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Speaker 4: Greg. How are you?

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Speaker 1: You're good? Yeah, very good.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: I mean nothing? Really, I mean I mean nothing and everything.

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Speaker 3: You know, we haven't seen you. When we did that

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Speaker 3: live show that was like two thousand and seventeen, was

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Speaker 3: were assigning each other's joke. There was a really fun episode.

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Speaker 3: We decided that that was going to be the theme

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Speaker 3: and we aren't going to do that again. I'm not saying, hey,

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Speaker 3: do some of your old jokes. It would be terrible.

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Speaker 3: It was terrible to do then be terrible now.

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Speaker 1: But what but what.

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Speaker 2: Would happen if you saw spider mandaying out? I mean,

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Speaker 2: just for example of what you're not going to do, I.

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Speaker 2: Yeah leg yeah, I think I did that exact thing

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Speaker 1: I would solicit him for prostitution, because that is the

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Speaker 2: Really, it's what we do while we're here, Greg, do

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Speaker 2: you need a coffee or to go to a drive

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Speaker 1: Or have a coffee? I brought a coffee, great, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: At the beginning of the last episode, I apologized publicly

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Speaker 4: Would you get a new hip?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, mine is discontinued. They're like, turns out cobalt should

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Speaker 1: They just said, sit down, Yeah, you just take a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no they I mean I ride the I have

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Speaker 3: I think they had some really good unpaid advertising with

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Speaker 1: where the show should have gone. Chris yeah, Chris nov Yeah,

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Speaker 2: The show killed the actor. Once the character was dead.

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Speaker 1: They had the power to kill the actors.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was in his contract.

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Speaker 1: He didn't realize there is really the one who says

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a little bit of a like a backlasher.

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Speaker 1: doesn't really matter. I mean that's we're not all Sydney Sweeney.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was ridiculous. We all know she was wearing jeans.

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Speaker 3: Oh the pip It was a play on words. Yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 2: It was a play on white suprema. See strange move

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Speaker 3: Oh sure, I'll do your commercial, but I have a

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Speaker 3: few rewrites. Yeah, the slogans.

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Speaker 1: Can we work eugenics into it?

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Speaker 4: Because I just have these ideas?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like ideas, But it's eugenics, the testosterone

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Speaker 1: Now, eugenics is the whitening of America.

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Speaker 3: Oh weird. Yeah, Well, there's also a pill you can

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Speaker 3: Right, And this was I think more than anything. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I think it's not eugenics. I think it's

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Speaker 2: Then something else, because eugenics would be really problematic if

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Speaker 4: Eugenics yes is an ex at the end.

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Speaker 3: Nugenics sounds even more like a race cleansing thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a problem either way.

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Speaker 3: It's a problem.

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Speaker 1: Greg.

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Speaker 2: Have you gotten this cold that everyone has?

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Speaker 1: And I just not yet. But I've been abroad well,

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Speaker 4: You're not going to host bingo.

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Speaker 1: Right, you don't have to do clean show. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: do comedy. Yeah, only for twenty minutes really, and with another.

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Speaker 3: Guy, and you get to see the world.

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Speaker 2: Like, but we love them.

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Speaker 2: I think that's truly, or at least that's how I feel.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I like old people. So I just stay

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, I would assume that about you. You

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Speaker 2: Although I would imagine that you have some great observations

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Speaker 1: I talk about how long the ship is, that's hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Because when I was on a cruise, I wrote down

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Speaker 3: That's that's what I was. I didn't like the arrival

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Speaker 1: No. And like in the Bahamas, most of the ports

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Speaker 3: No, you risk being left behind in the sou I

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Speaker 3: These kids were like painting a mural and I posed

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Speaker 3: but then I almost missed the boat. They will leave

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you got to get on the boat.

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Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, two thousand people work on the boat. So

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Speaker 1: there's eight thousand people on the boat work for a

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Speaker 1: Royal Caribbean. That's they worked for Princess. But those are

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Speaker 2: My parents both worked they met on Princess cruises. They

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Speaker 2: I'm the heiress to the Princess Cruises fortune. God if

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Speaker 3: Every time you guys say cruising, I think of a

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Speaker 3: man pulling up with a curly mustache, going hey, looking

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Speaker 2: Sure, when you have a day off, yeah, and you're

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Speaker 1: No? I am. I don't like being wet. I never have.

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Speaker 1: for me. Okay, sometimes I walk up there one time.

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Speaker 1: One time. Oh my god, this is such a gross story.

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Speaker 1: So one time I'm on the ship and you do

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Speaker 1: Yeah? So the guy I was with, the guy who

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Speaker 3: Wait to save the DNA.

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Speaker 1: It was like a pit stop. Oh my god, like yeah,

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Speaker 3: Sorry, that's why pit stop sound effect. It never makes

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Speaker 1: So we went up and and it was sure enough

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm amazed since I've seen a ping pong ball

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Speaker 1: But then I really missed them because there were no

443
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,880
Speaker 1: kids obviously on this trip, right, and I missed having

444
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 1: kids run up and down the hallways and push all

445
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 1: the elevator numbers and do all the stuff that they do.

446
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 2: I'm glad there was no kids on that boat.

447
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

448
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that you could get I didn't think

449
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 1: there were four thousand swingers in the country.

450
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 2: There was.

451
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 4: Do you remember that documentary?

452
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 2: Used to watch it in the two thousands and it

453
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,640
Speaker 2: was called like American Something, and it was about swingers

454
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 2: in Orange County and it is It was one of

455
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 2: the grossest things I'd ever seen. Yeah, and we put

456
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: it on all the time, like Laura would put it on.

457
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 2: It was like that and that diapering movie that she

458
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 2: would always put on when she was drunk.

459
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 4: To be like you guys.

460
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 2: But it was not like there's nothing even slightly appealing

461
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,199
Speaker 2: or attractive about it.

462
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: No, it is weird. Yeah, it's really it's really unsexy. Yes,

463
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 1: I mean they're all into it.

464
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

465
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 1: I got on the elevator and this one guy got

466
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,439
Speaker 1: on and it was just a true of us and

467
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: he looked wrecked and he went, I don't know, and

468
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,199
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, hear, ye, I didn't know what

469
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: I was saying, Yeah, yeah, but I was like, yeah,

470
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 1: I hear you, but he was obviously you just wiped

471
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 1: out because it's seven days, so it's seven days of fucking.

472
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man if I jerk off twice a week,

473
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 1: I started thinking about going to a second on the street.

474
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that, yeah, I could see. You know what

475
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 3: bothers me the most about the whole thing is cruise

476
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 3: ships in general are the whole time I'm on them,

477
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 3: I'm I'm realizing you're there's sewage, you're a floating porta potty.

478
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 3: So to add uh intimacy, Like I'm all the horror stories,

479
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 3: I'm always worried that there's going to be a leak

480
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 3: or you know, I've seen documentaries where it's like somehow

481
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 3: the sewage is coming down the elevator shaft.

482
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: Yep, that was Royal. Yeah it is.

483
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 3: That's what I think of, and uh, it makes me

484
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 3: not want to hang a pineapple on the door and

485
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 3: start winking at other companies, go do they have to pineapp?

486
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 1: Absolutely?

487
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 3: I never knew that.

488
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would just think that that that booking that

489
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 2: cruise would be more of a carnival vibe than a

490
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 2: Royal Caribbean.

491
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,679
Speaker 1: That's what I thought too. But Royal Caribbean is not

492
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: above making a dollar.

493
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,959
Speaker 4: Okay, right, I mean who is who is?

494
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: You know? And and they have the room for it

495
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 1: on the ships that I go on, which are the

496
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: icon class. Uh, there's a skating rink, there's a there's

497
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 1: a park, there's a boardwalk, there's two malls.

498
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 3: Like a park with bushes.

499
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 1: And yeah, there's a central park. It's called Central Park.

500
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 1: Oh you're meant to look like a mini Central Park?

501
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 2: Oh wow?

502
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 1: Yeah?

503
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 2: Does it feel park like or does it feel like

504
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 2: a weird installment?

505
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: It feels like a weird installment, yeah.

506
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,199
Speaker 2: Because it's kind of like three quarters the size, right,

507
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 2: I mean, of course not like park.

508
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 3: I'm I'm tricked even in Vegas, where it's like, I know,

509
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 3: that's not a big beautiful blue sky and that's not

510
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 3: real gold, but I love it. I don't know why,

511
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:10,199
Speaker 3: because I.

512
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: Mean it's very much like Vegas. Like, yeah, people are

513
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: generally pretty nice. I have to say, like, the people

514
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: are pretty nice. It's just I don't, even though I

515
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 1: do this, I don't like a lot of people. I

516
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: mean I like a lot of people. I don't like

517
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: a lot of people at once, right, Right. I don't

518
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: like crowds, and I don't like I'm a big get

519
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,239
Speaker 1: off the stage and get out of the club as

520
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: soon as possible person. I don't like to meet and greet.

521
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: I don't like to take photos, right, I like to

522
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 1: talk to people. I don't even like to when people

523
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: say they're coming to see me, I bum because I

524
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: don't want to hang out, because I like the experience

525
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,120
Speaker 1: of going on stage and have that be a full thing,

526
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: and then when I'm done, go right, you know.

527
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 3: I mean, you probably go back to the days where

528
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 3: when I was opening for you and you would do

529
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 3: stand up, and then you had to talk to these

530
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 3: women holding the book but also wanting to talk to

531
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 3: you about their relationship, as if they didn't just watch

532
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 3: you do your stand up. It's like, I know that

533
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 3: you're also this is part of your gig, my husband,

534
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 3: and I see you be so patient with these these

535
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 3: women that and it was I wondered how you felt

536
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 3: about that, because the thing that was hard for.

537
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: Me was like knowing at the end that it wasn't

538
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: really a stand up crowd, right, and that they probably

539
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: weren't coming back, right, you know, I mean they had

540
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: their one experience, they got their books signed, of course

541
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,239
Speaker 1: they you know, I mean I turned some of them

542
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: into stand up fans, but not enough. Otherwise I wouldn't

543
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: be doing cruise ships, right right, yeah. But I also

544
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: didn't mind because without the book, they wouldn't have been there,

545
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: so there would have been an empty room, so right,

546
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: right right. It was of a you know, kind of

547
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: a double edged thing. But I'm I'm grateful to not

548
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: talk to people about their relationships.

549
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 3: Well, it's an hour and a half after the show.

550
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 3: It's like taking for that line to because you want

551
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 3: to spend time and be and listen to people, but

552
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 3: it's like you can't get out and go back to

553
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 3: the hotel if you're if you're not going to be

554
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 3: rude and cut people off and just remember how long

555
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 3: you had to.

556
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: And the clubs wanted you just you know to do that.

557
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: Oh okay, to sign books.

558
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 3: Or that's funny because I'm dealing with venues that are

559
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 3: like why are you still here? And I'm like, well,

560
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 3: I got I'm talking to people that like my podcast

561
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 3: and they're like, well, I guess I can stay late,

562
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 3: like they're mad at me. But it's a different It's

563
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 3: not like it's just a different situation when you're renting

564
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 3: a music venue or something.

565
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I had my podcast with Dave, I loved

566
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: when people came out, Yes, I love.

567
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 3: Those and they are fans of comedy and the.

568
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: Podcast fans were the best. Yes, they were, and they

569
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: loved the podcast and it had its own world as well,

570
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: so it was fun. I like that. I like that

571
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: very much, Yeah, very much.

572
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 3: Just not to go back to the swinging, but what

573
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 3: is Because I was wearing a pineapple on a hat,

574
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 3: a free hat. I think the pineapple was referencing the

575
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 3: way an alcohol was made. It was like a booze

576
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 3: hat that I got for free. And this couple came

577
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 3: up to me and they're like, pineapple huh, like winking

578
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 3: and whistling. I'm like, I have no idea what you're

579
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 3: talking about. And they're like, oh, well, you're wearing a

580
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 3: pineapple on your hat. We just thought you were a swinger.

581
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 3: That was how I was introduced to this. And then

582
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 3: I looked it up and apparently in the early days

583
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 3: of swinging, you hanging pineapple off of your porch light

584
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 3: or whatever. Were they hanging pineapples off their cruise ship doors.

585
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's pineapple stickers. Oh, then they put them

586
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: on and I think it's I think if they put

587
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: it upside down.

588
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 3: That's so funny. Yeah, like a horseshoe. Otherwise it's bad luck.

589
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. You don't want the ruck lock to

590
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: run out.

591
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's so I asked I was going out

592
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 3: on a limb because of course I've not been on

593
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 3: a swinging cruise ship, but now it sounds like I have.

594
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 3: But I assume there would be pineapple stickers.

595
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, No, there's pineapple sticks, and they're on regular

596
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: cruises as well.

597
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 3: Oh you're kidding.

598
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, sometimes because cruise people they've got their own language,

599
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: and so people will let you know if they if

600
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: the cruise or not.

601
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 3: That's so fun.

602
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: Some people just put Happy Birthday on their door.

603
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, Have you been on other themed cruise cruise?

604
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 4: Is that one?

605
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 2: No?

606
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: But there's themes throughout the whole week. There's white Night,

607
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: there's seventies or eighties night where they all have wigs

608
00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: and costumes and rainbow gear and disco. There's all kinds

609
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: of karaoke shamed situations. That's all what I expect in

610
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: the main theater there's full musicals, you know, like Mama Mia.

611
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 2: Oh, and that's fun.

612
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: And stuff like that. And the kind of fun thing

613
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: is that last night you do the theater, you do

614
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: stand up in the theater and you do a different

615
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: set than you were doing in the main room. Oh

616
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: and that's like twelve hundred people. That's great, and that

617
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: that's kind of fun because when was I going to

618
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: work in the theater again, you know, So that's kind

619
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: of great.

620
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 3: That's great. Now, I'd love it. Yeah, if you like

621
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 3: stand up and I do too, I like doing it

622
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 3: more than never.

623
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.

624
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 3: Well, maybe I'll call there. I think his name was

625
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 3: Tony Rock or something. There was a guy that called

626
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 3: me about cruise ships, but he was so aggressive on

627
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 3: the phone. It made me. That's what scared me the most.

628
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 3: And like, I don't, I don't. I And it.

629
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: Depends on who you get with because a lot of

630
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: them are clean. A lot of them want you to

631
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: do forty five minutes. Yeah, yeah, three different forty five minutes.

632
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: That's like they have absurd asks. But the people I

633
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: work for don't And that's it. And I wouldn't do

634
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: I won't do the other ships. Okay, it just isn't.

635
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: It isn't. I'm I'm not there to make sure I

636
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: can do forty five minutes clean right right? Or kid friendly,

637
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: which doesn't make sense. There's no such thing as a

638
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: kid friendly. Stand up back you, I mean you are.

639
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: We're never that dirty.

640
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 3: You just say fucking a lot like me, Like it's

641
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 3: just a word, you like it's a descriptive word.

642
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: Now I talk about things like the deodorant for your

643
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: asshole and stuff.

644
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, but I don't that's relatable though.

645
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: We're all using it, and it's about time.

646
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 2: You will stand up and through storm out. I can't

647
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 2: believe he's suggesting this idea.

648
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 3: That I often do myself. Yeah, using armpit, the odorant.

649
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 3: Get there. No one's talking about it, yeah, I that's

650
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 3: the first I've heard of it.

651
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 4: Are you still? I'm going to change the subject.

652
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 2: Are you still Greg living in the valley?

653
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? How is? How's it?

654
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 2: Then?

655
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:20,240
Speaker 1: It's fine? So you know I like it. The girls

656
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 1: like it, you know both Like true has come and

657
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: has gone and come back from college? Wow? Right, she's uh,

658
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: she's now an assistant.

659
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 2: At w oh wow.

660
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's on the She started in the mailroom

661
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: and now she is an assistant for an independent film

662
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 1: financing agent.

663
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 2: That's great, and she's.

664
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: She's doing that. She's trying to get into motion picture.

665
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 2: It's the way to do it, and and mighty.

666
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: At Berkeley By she's the comedy editor of the Daily Cow.

667
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: I love it, Yeah, And she writes comedy. She had

668
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: a really smart piece about the new women in comedy

669
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: and the new men, about how we're we're working our

670
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: way out of the manusphere. Oh well, talked to a

671
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: little bit like Chris Fleming and Kaylee Hearn.

672
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 3: And that's amazing. They're just very clearly your daughters. I

673
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 3: love it. I haven't seen them since they're kids, and

674
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 3: so it's insane to me to imagine.

675
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: I know it's that wild.

676
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Yeah, I love it.

677
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: But yeah, I still I still like Studio City.

678
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 3: Damn.

679
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: Right, it's good enough. It's good, it's good enough. Is

680
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: it the greatest place I've ever lived? I wouldn't say so.

681
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's minuses, there's minuses. But we have a really

682
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 4: good Marshals.

683
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: Right, there's a good Yeah, there's a good Marshals.

684
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 3: Great skincare section.

685
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, several large drug stores.

686
00:35:54,160 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 1: There's Sprouts, there's friends are four different trader jos.

687
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, each with a smaller parking lot.

688
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, to do you like the one with the

689
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: new one? I like the new underground parking lot one.

690
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 4: Where's that?

691
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: It's right across the street from the Westfield mall, and

692
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: it's right across the street from the other trader jokes.

693
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: It's exactly across the streets and that's right.

694
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice.

695
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 3: I'm There's a Sprouts that opened to day in my

696
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 3: neighborhood in Echo Park, and I have not yet gone.

697
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 3: There are balloons. I'm very excited.

698
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 4: Get down there you can. They'll give you some green

699
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 4: grapes and a little paper cup.

700
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 2: I bet really.

701
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: I mean Sprouts is the beginning of gentrification, but you

702
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: look past that because it's Sprouts and the deli section

703
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: has been.

704
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 4: But they must let it go.

705
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 3: It's affordable.

706
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: Though it's happening. I really didn't start it. It's not

707
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: my fault. Yeah, I'm going to shop here.

708
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it is it. It's truly what

709
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 3: is happening in my neighborhood since I moved there. I

710
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 3: didn't cause it, but I did move right at when

711
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 3: it started ramping up the gentrification in Echo Park, so I, uh,

712
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 3: but I become good friends with all my neighbors, so

713
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 3: I'm doing my part. Yeah, but I yeah, I'm very

714
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 3: excited for sprouts because groceries, I mean, need we talk

715
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 3: about how expensive they've gotten.

716
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: All of it? Man?

717
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 2: It's also it's crazy.

718
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I needed a new place, and.

719
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 4: That's why I'm bringing you both to this beautiful church.

720
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 3: Let's talk about God just kind of surprisingly. I mean,

721
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,359
Speaker 3: as far as churches go, that one is inviting, right,

722
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 3: drop me off. I'm gonna Hella praise his name and glorious,

723
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 3: just praise it Lousanna in the highest. I don't know

724
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 3: if that's one of them. It's been a while.

725
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 4: I think it is.

726
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 3: When are you on? Do they call furlough when you're

727
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 3: on a break?

728
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: I want to break. I go back out Saturday for

729
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks.

730
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 4: What do you recommend for travel?

731
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 2: What are your travel tips or any products that you use?

732
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 1: Oh? Interesting on the road, because I travel so much now,

733
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:30,439
Speaker 1: it's insane how much traveling I've done. M hmmm. Because

734
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,760
Speaker 1: I did three trips to Europe this summer, so wow.

735
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: I flew to Spain three times and sometimes through Turkey,

736
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: which doesn't make sense.

737
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 4: Oh, I want to go to Turkey.

738
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to go to Turkey too. It looked

739
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 1: really good when we were there. And do you.

740
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 3: Get to experience these places get off the boat for

741
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 3: more than three hours?

742
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 4: Or it?

743
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 3: Does? It depend?

744
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 1: It depends. In all the good places you have to

745
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: get on a bus for like two hours to see something,

746
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,720
Speaker 1: now you know what I mean? Except for Yeah, except

747
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: for when you go to Napoli or Naples, right in Italy.

748
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: It's right there. You get off and you're there.

749
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 3: That sounds great.

750
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, And there's vaguely racist representations of Lewis Hamilton. Sure

751
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 1: now drives for Ferrari. But which is That's my thing

752
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: is F one I And during the pandemic, I went

753
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 1: deep and I haven't recovered.

754
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 3: Have you gone to Austin yet? No?

755
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: I haven't gone. Yeah, I want to go. I wish

756
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: I was gonna try and go this year, but I

757
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna go next year.

758
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 2: If you know who's super into F one is John Travis.

759
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 2: You ever talked to John Travis about it?

760
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to John Travis in a million years,

761
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: but I think you Texan was telling me that, Yeah,

762
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 1: he loves it.

763
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh he's into it too, King.

764
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 1: He's been into it since like we were in grammar school.

765
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,399
Speaker 3: I got into it like it's funny. I didn't even

766
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 3: know about it. It's just every time I had shows

767
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,760
Speaker 3: in Austin, I would show up during that week, assuming

768
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 3: I would get on hotels dot com and get a

769
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 3: room and that Why are they eight hundred dollars for

770
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 3: a room?

771
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: I know it.

772
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 3: It's because it's a wealthy person spectator sport and it's

773
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 3: like going to Monterey during whatever US Open or something.

774
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 2: Oh wait, Greg, were you following up when they tried

775
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 2: to do it in Las Vegas and they fucked all

776
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,240
Speaker 2: those things up so bad.

777
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: And they they're still doing it, are they right? Yeah?

778
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: Last night Las Vegas hates it. And my mother in

779
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 1: law lives in Vegas. She didn't hate it, but she

780
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: wasn't directly. She lives sort of outside in summerland. But yeah, no,

781
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: it would be they just plopped down in the middle

782
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 1: of Las Vegas on the strip, turn it into a racetrack. Yeah,

783
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: shut down all the streets. I'd be bummed too. Yeah,

784
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: if I lived right there, you know, and.

785
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 4: They were doing something.

786
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 2: I just remember a story where they were doing some

787
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 2: sort of like test runs and the cars went so

788
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 2: fast that they were flipping an hole covers up.

789
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 4: Into the air.

790
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: Did signs car flipped the manhole cover into the bottom

791
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 1: of his own car and destroyed it. It's so dangerous.

792
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 3: It's like from isn't that an episode of The Flintstones?

793
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: I mean it does feel that way.

794
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 3: Just kicked it up, Yeah, yeah, of course. Well you

795
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 3: gotta when your break pads fail, you gotta go to

796
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 3: option B kick those off.

797
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was rough, but it's it turned

798
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: out to be one of the better. It's actually one

799
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: of the better race tracks. Oh, there's twenty four races

800
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: in a year. When Drive to Survive started, there was

801
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: only one American race, which was lostin And now there's

802
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: Vegas and Miami. So they picked two shed holes to

803
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: put their fucking race up in. The Miami one is

804
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:58,919
Speaker 1: so fucking tacky and gross. But Miami, it's so Miami. Yeah, yeah,

805
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: it's so Jennifer Lopez with a parasol.

806
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:06,240
Speaker 2: But are they trying to be like the city starting

807
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 2: with an m is it?

808
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 4: Mom? What am I thinking?

809
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: Monaco? Yes?

810
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 4: Are they trying to do that.

811
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're trying to, yes, exactly, except for that Monaco

812
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 1: is actually a beautiful and classy place. Yeah yeah, And

813
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 1: I mean Austin is cool. The Austin one's really cool. Yeah,

814
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: it've done really well.

815
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

816
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: But they have a permanent track. It's the Circuit of

817
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,919
Speaker 1: the Americas and it's not it's not a street track

818
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: the other ones. They put it in the middle of

819
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 1: the city.

820
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 3: Why I need to go there sometime when it's not happening.

821
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 3: I'm going there for New Year's Eve. I don't think

822
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 3: Formula one will be happening.

823
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: No, are you performing there?

824
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, Cap City Comedy Club you remember, But it's

825
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 3: not in Austin anymore.

826
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: That that would be my if I lived there, this

827
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 1: would be my plans. Yeah, I'd come out and see you.

828
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 3: It would be Yeah. It's an interesting the domain it's called.

829
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 3: It seems like a community surrounded by people that invested

830
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 3: in Dell when it was a publicly traded company. It's

831
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 3: people that didn't work at Dell but are millionaires because

832
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 3: of Dell. A lot of them live around. That was

833
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 3: the story I heard. So it's just Cap Cities in

834
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 3: a mall that's like the Grove and the Americana combined

835
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 3: very far from Austin, so I feel like I'm not

836
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 3: really there. And you felt that way with the Old

837
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 3: Cap City. It was far enough out of town that you, yeah,

838
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 3: it's but it is a pretty nice one stop shop.

839
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 3: It's kind of like a cruise ship, honestly, because I'm

840
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 3: not going to leave that area. Everything I need is there, yeah,

841
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 3: of course, and then I you know, I love it.

842
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: I've been to a couple of clubs that I've been

843
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: in Americana style walls and you're loving it. There's a

844
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: theater there usually it's nice.

845
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 2: Just where it's like, here's a restaurant like katsu yah.

846
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, go to the.

847
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 2: Movies, go to Sephora. Yeah, I love that.

848
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we did and wherever in Florida when there's

849
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 3: a hard rock cafe and we did that improv and

850
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 3: now when you're pale Laramie Dean and went to a

851
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 3: movie and then oh yeah, and uh I uh chewed

852
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 3: it just about every night right before you uh you

853
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 3: look good and then you go outside and just h

854
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 3: Dennis Rodman was freestyle rapping with a Tejano band. Oh Florida,

855
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 3: why are you being so florida Ish.

856
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: First off, neither of us did great, and those clubs

857
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: were just filled with people that were like, they didn't

858
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: care who was on stage. They went to see comedy, right, Yeah.

859
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 1: I loved and hated that place because uh, oh so gross.

860
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: The fucking people gambling. I hate gambling and people and

861
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,240
Speaker 1: uh and gambling and people together.

862
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:59,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, and people, but gamblers and people that you would

863
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 3: find in a if you see him one on one,

864
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 3: they're great. I love a solo gambler outside of Vegas

865
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 3: when he's not on the clock. Yeah, yeah, let's hang out. Sure,

866
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 3: that's yeah, That's why I don't thrive in Vegas. I'm

867
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 3: not a gambler. I do not seek to employ the

868
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 3: lady at the evening. Why am I here to breathe

869
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 3: recycled elevator air?

870
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it is a great chance to smoke.

871
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 2: If you're not gonna take that opportunity at home. Exactly,

872
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 2: you get away, you secretly smoke, you know, Yeah, you.

873
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: Don't even have to smoke. You just go into the

874
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 1: casino and you're smoking. Yeah right right, you are a

875
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: cruise ship. I swung by the smoking casino just to

876
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 1: get a small taste of cancer. And let me tell you, buddy,

877
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 1: nothing nothing brings back the memories for me. It's some cancer,

878
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.

879
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 3: It is funny sometimes if I'm in a car of

880
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 3: someone that smokes and they turn on the air conditioner,

881
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 3: I just think of my grandma, and it's a good

882
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 3: It's a nostalgic, like a like a dish of potpourris.

883
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 3: If old cigarettes are coming out, especially if we're in

884
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 3: a thunderbird, oh man, I kind.

885
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: Of like it. That's incredible.

886
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 3: I like the smell of stale cigarette smoke that is

887
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 3: masked by some glade product.

888
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, it it like brings me.

889
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 3: It's a good memory from childhood.

890
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 2: I liked my mom lighting a cigarette and rolling up

891
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 2: the window at the gas station, so there was a

892
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 2: outside gas smell, there was the inside match smell, and

893
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 2: then there was like the first couple X sales of

894
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 2: smoke that also were kind of nice smelling before it.

895
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 1: Really, here's what I love about that story. She's rolling

896
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 1: up the window to take care of you, and yet

897
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: she was smoking in the car. That's right. Yeah, it

898
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: was like I'm gonna savor, but not for the long run.

899
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep her from blowing up, but I'm still

900
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: gonna transmit three.

901
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 2: Dollars ethyl and then it's she's holding it in like

902
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 2: roll your wunder up.

903
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I'm not going to lose you all once.

904
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 3: I'm going to lose you gradually, that's.

905
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 4: Right later on.

906
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't know. It's so weird to me. I

907
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 2: remember when they banned smoking in the nineties and I

908
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 2: was like, this is never gonna work. There's no way

909
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 2: it's ever gonna work. And now it's like absolutely unheard of, unthinkable.

910
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you really don't. I really actually don't smell cigarettes

911
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: much at all. No, unless unless I go through that,

912
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 1: cause you know, there's I never come up against it.

913
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really weird.

914
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. There's still that section in the Salt Lake City

915
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 3: Airport where it's like a glass it's just a human

916
00:47:56,280 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 3: aquarium of smokers. Yeah, and they're in there like exhibit

917
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 3: and you can just stare at them and they feel like,

918
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 3: you know, they're trying to hide, but there's nothing to

919
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 3: hide from. They're like embarrassed. It's really an interesting experiment.

920
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's like looking at the dinosaurs in the museum,

921
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: except it's a live smoking exhibit. Yeah. Have you seen

922
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: live smoking like you can trade your kids and look,

923
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: this is smoking. A lot of us used to do it.

924
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,800
Speaker 1: You may choose to do it, but it's not that popular.

925
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,240
Speaker 1: That's why it's behind glass.

926
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 2: They should bring actors there because no one knows how

927
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 2: to hold a cigarette anymore because it's so few people

928
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 2: do it.

929
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy when you watch movies and you're like,

930
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: you haven't smoked.

931
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the people that hold it like there, it's

932
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,879
Speaker 2: a mannequin handy just like holding.

933
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: It like that.

934
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 3: It's like, no, yeah, it's funny. I remember being a

935
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 3: smoker and having friends that smoked, and when I quit,

936
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,439
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, my sense of smell came back.

937
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,760
Speaker 3: But times three I had a superhuman sense of smell,

938
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 3: and that's why I realized all my friends had really

939
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 3: bad breath from And that's why it wasn't the urge

940
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,919
Speaker 3: to hey can I bum one? It's do you floss

941
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 3: with copper? Why is there a metalla? Why is it

942
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 3: your breath smells like pennies? Like like a health hazard.

943
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: That seems like stressed speaking whish? Did you know today

944
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: is the minting of the very last penny?

945
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 3: No, yeah, you're kidding.

946
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: No, the last penny was minted today. Oh no, they

947
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 1: cost three cents to make. And then that's funny.

948
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 2: If they fixed that, they can they can give us

949
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 2: snap benefits back.

950
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: And yeah, they took care that well. Yeah, and apparently

951
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: according to a survey that I read yesterday, Jen, what

952
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: is it? Why and z are they? Yeah? Yeah, they

953
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 1: find actual money.

954
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 2: Cringe cash cash is cringe.

955
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: Cash is cringe cap If you we had a dirty dollar,

956
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 1: dirty dollar bill in your fucking hand, you're greasy.

957
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 4: Do not let Rick Ross hear you saying that.

958
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 3: If you think about it, it is horrifying that we

959
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 3: just have money. Oh let me, I'll pay you. Oh

960
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,359
Speaker 3: let me get from where you put in in your

961
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 3: mouth for a second. We don't know where that money

962
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 3: has been the last twelve years.

963
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:27,280
Speaker 2: It's never cleaned unless you go to a really nice hotel.

964
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 2: I remember there was a very long on the news,

965
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 2: kind of like end of news report, Greg, what was

966
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,240
Speaker 2: that hotel in San Francisco that had the super modern

967
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 2: interior that was like tiered with plants?

968
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm talking about?

969
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 2: And it was it was like you saw that the

970
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 2: levels where the rooms were all the way up and

971
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 2: there was a big elevator situation.

972
00:50:54,880 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, they shot high anxiety. Oh no, books, how anxiety

973
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: was in that?

974
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 2: Yes, anyway, I just saw I remember seeing a long

975
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 2: news piece about how they used to wash the change

976
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 2: so you would have sparkling clean quarters, dime snickels if

977
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,760
Speaker 2: you used money at that hotel.

978
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 3: I wonder how this is going to affect my vast

979
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 3: coin collection.

980
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 2: Well, all those pennies are going to go way up

981
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:25,760
Speaker 2: in value.

982
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh okay, Yeah, they're like your They're like your hip. Yeah,

983
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,720
Speaker 1: out of out of print.

984
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, just a rare a rare b side of a hip.

985
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

986
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,760
Speaker 3: Are they really made of copper? Still?

987
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think part copper. Yeah, I think

988
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 1: it's not all copper.

989
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 4: Not the way they used to be.

990
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, to get the good to eat them?

991
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like vitamin every day.

992
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 3: You guys thinking of chocolate coins if I love chocolate coins, yeah,

993
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 3: I just you know, anytime I get it, people get

994
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 3: the wrong insion. When I break into a house and

995
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 3: steal all the copper pipes, they accuse me of drug addiction.

996
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 3: I just love old school copper.

997
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 4: You just love the taste, and oh I.

998
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 3: Love licking those pipes. It brings it to me. It

999
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 3: makes my breath smell like my old friends.

1000
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, reminds me of the old days.

1001
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 4: Greg.

1002
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 2: Is there anything you want to promote or you know,

1003
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 2: talk about as a final topic on your appearance topic?

1004
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1005
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it has to be conclusionary.

1006
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 2: Yes, please this thing.

1007
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 3: Yes, it's on you. Everything we've talked about that's to

1008
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 3: come full circle.

1009
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, just kidding.

1010
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: Let's talk about John Featherman and the shutdown. Could there

1011
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,919
Speaker 1: be a worse guy?

1012
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 2: Just do you think he's a body double?

1013
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 1: Here's here's my impersonation of John Fetterman. I just had

1014
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 1: this sweatshirt.

1015
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 4: There.

1016
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 3: It is dead on, dead on is this sweatshirt? I

1017
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 3: am embarrassed that when you say Fetterman, I just thought

1018
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 3: of a tennis player or Britney Spears as X. I

1019
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 3: don't know. There's one guy.

1020
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 4: The really gigantic guy from Pennsylvania.

1021
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know that guy with the with the

1022
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: goatee and the sweatshirt.

1023
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 5: And he was going to be the future of like

1024
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 5: liberal you know, social right, uh Dosrocy, And then he

1025
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 5: weirdly did a body double switch and now he's kind

1026
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 5: of like okay.

1027
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 3: I was very confused the one video. I'm like, oh,

1028
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,399
Speaker 3: I remember that guy from a few years ago, and

1029
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 3: it said Democrat at the bottom, but then he said

1030
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 3: very thanks contrary to that.

1031
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, it's weird.

1032
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 3: But what if what they have to do with the shutdown?

1033
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 3: He's like, good, I hope they he was.

1034
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: One of the eight guys that voted, and the shutdown

1035
00:53:56,560 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 1: that's conceding our position on the credits and not cool.

1036
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: So our insurance just went up.

1037
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Oh, your lights aren't un.

1038
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 3: Sir, okay, but his tail lights are. I still don't

1039
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 3: know how people pull that one off. I just I

1040
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 3: don't like the front lights. Can I just turn those off?

1041
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 1: That's yeah? Yeah, that is one right there.

1042
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 2: That's one right here.

1043
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am looking full circling.

1044
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 1: It's an off Romeo.

1045
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 4: Nice.

1046
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't meaningless? Who cares if there's an actual

1047
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: it's an off of Romeo. If you have the sports

1048
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 1: car version of a car, that's cool. If you have

1049
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: the suv of a very famous sports car brand, yeah,

1050
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 1: you blew it. You bought the wrong car. That's not

1051
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 1: the car they make, that's not what they're known for.

1052
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: You blew it. I had I was parked next to

1053
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: guys today in a Maserati suv and I'm like, we're

1054
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: the two dumbest idiots I've given their money to Italians.

1055
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 3: I want to pay the price. I just don't like

1056
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 3: people to drive what they're doing to watch me pass?

1057
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:09,840
Speaker 1: Can it?

1058
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 3: Is there anywhere I can look like a Spectra?

1059
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 1: Yeah? Please.

1060
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 3: I don't want the lines and the sportiness to distract others,

1061
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 3: but I do want to pay the price.

1062
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: You know what I like about this, But then I

1063
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,760
Speaker 1: also don't know I will like about it then when

1064
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:33,359
Speaker 1: I see hugs O ye right, yeah, I just get

1065
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:33,959
Speaker 1: out of the car.

1066
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:38,760
Speaker 3: I have not even seen your face.

1067
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: I I'm so grateful that you asked me to do this.

1068
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: Tell you something, I've done two podcasts in the last

1069
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:51,240
Speaker 1: six months with my four favorite comedians in the world.

1070
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 1: You too, Loura Kaylier and Tony Kamen. No. Yeah, can

1071
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: you imagine just that show, just those four people, you

1072
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: would have not you would want for nothing else. You

1073
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,879
Speaker 1: wouldn't even need to see stand up again. It's true,

1074
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: you would have been done perfectly. I watched all your clips.

1075
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 1: By the way, Chris, Oh you know what, fan, I

1076
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,280
Speaker 1: always write stuff.

1077
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 2: How about the one where he tricked people into giving

1078
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 2: the zig hyle in the middle of his show are one.

1079
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 4: Of the best ones he tricked them all into.

1080
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,359
Speaker 3: And the funny product of that is I really am

1081
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 3: taking photos. I really do have a bunch of photos

1082
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 3: of people doing that.

1083
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: I saw an early screening of Nuremberg last night. Let

1084
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 1: me tell you what that should be called. Remy Mallick

1085
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,280
Speaker 1: cigarette acting school.

1086
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 2: That flat hands or curved, curved, curved.

1087
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 1: But he smokes so much you can tell that. He

1088
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:46,720
Speaker 1: like goes, I'm gonna smoke, blowout, turn my head. Oh yeah,

1089
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,760
Speaker 1: It's just it never stops, and he never stops smoking.

1090
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 1: It's also one of those movies where people go, we've

1091
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 1: got a big problem, and then the next scene is

1092
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: it's no problem.

1093
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 2: Don't worry about that problem.

1094
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 1: The problem solved.

1095
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:05,319
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call you and uh talk about some things

1096
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 3: we didn't talk on the podcast about.

1097
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: I love that. It sounds like it.

1098
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, very rude, I mean, very rude. Way to end,

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Speaker 3: No person, I just wanted I was very excited to

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Speaker 3: see you.

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Speaker 1: But may I said, you would like to see you

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Speaker 1: both at sometimes?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I would love that too.

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Speaker 1: That will make that happen.

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Speaker 3: That's the time I talk I didn't mean unfinished business

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Speaker 3: more personal. I'm happy to see you. I love you,

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Speaker 3: but I love you guys.

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Speaker 1: I love you, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: Good to see you.

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Speaker 1: Awesome. Don't look at my face.

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Speaker 3: You've been listening to Do You Need a Ride? That

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Speaker 3: was nice? Should we RecA?

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Speaker 1: It was nice? D y n al R.

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Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Analie Snelson.

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Speaker 3: Mixed Edson Choy.

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Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.

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Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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Speaker 2: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y nar Podcast.

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Speaker 3: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Oh You're welcome