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Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry, I'm exhausted.

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Speaker 2: I know Boomer's gone. I apologize. Man, I know you're

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Speaker 2: gonna you're mad mood, you're sad, you're upset, maybe a

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Speaker 2: little bit down, but hopefully this podcast is gonna cheer

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Speaker 1: Arnold, you are not Boomer.

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Speaker 3: Okay, do you say anything besides okay? Okay, come here,

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Speaker 3: say something else? Dor Daddy.

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Speaker 2: Dolve We oh the one two? You're sore losers? What up? Everybody?

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Speaker 2: I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I give

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Speaker 2: you the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty

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Speaker 2: much a sports genius. Y'all.

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Speaker 3: It is scizzing. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 3: I live on the West side of Nashville with Baser.

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Speaker 3: We do have a white picket fence at our apartment complex.

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Speaker 3: We do have a pool party this weekend, and we

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Speaker 1: But back to that party.

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Speaker 2: Whoo what's the party?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's our last banger, I know.

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Speaker 2: Is it this weekend? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: They only let us do one big blowout and it's

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Speaker 3: on Saturday. It's when they invested. I believe four hundred

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Speaker 3: dollars into the beer seltzers.

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Speaker 1: No wine, it's all.

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Speaker 2: Canst yeah, because no glass at the pool.

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Speaker 3: And they're gonna try and do a margarita machine. But

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Speaker 3: there's been a little bit of a cluster fole.

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Speaker 2: What happened with that?

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Speaker 1: It's like Ruiz also helps out with the Cares team, and.

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Speaker 2: So we know nothing's getting done.

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Speaker 3: Well, we don't. Like.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you, she couldn't fill out a fantasy

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Speaker 2: football line up, So I guarantee you she can't fill

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Speaker 2: out the recort for a freaking margarita machine, or she'll

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Speaker 2: leave it half empty. Oh, I forgot it was this weekend.

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Speaker 2: I had a job to do. Oh it's so hard

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Speaker 2: to fill out a lineup. So how the hell is

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Speaker 2: she on the Cares committee. She's not responsible.

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Speaker 3: I agree she was bad with fantasy football. She's great

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Speaker 3: on the CARES team. She cares a lot, even though

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure she shows some of those residents extra attention.

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Speaker 3: Eh. Listen, she said the margarita machine, because then it's

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Speaker 3: going to promote alcoholism. People are gonna be able to

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Speaker 3: go up to it. It's one of those where each

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Speaker 2: A self served yeah, but so what it's so like

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Speaker 2: your own celts are out. It's the same damn thing.

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Speaker 3: Excuse my French. We just can't have people at the

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Speaker 3: Two drinks of person. You got to kind of keep

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Speaker 3: an eye on people. This one guy, he gets super high. Dude.

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Speaker 3: One time he had seven brownies and all the people

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Speaker 3: that came had no desserts. It was basically five cookies

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Speaker 2: So now you are telling me you're responsible as the

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Speaker 2: cares committee. You are now also responsible as the dad

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Speaker 2: of the whole thing. But you have to limit people's drinking,

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Speaker 2: like Suzanne, Suzanne, excuse me, I'm sorry, that's your third seltzer.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna need you to put that back. Not that.

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Speaker 3: It's just the counting out and how we dole it

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Speaker 3: sign we're a great place. We're happy. Rent River.

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Speaker 1: That didn't have anything to do with anything.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, what I'm.

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Speaker 3: Saying is it just needs to promote the apartment complex,

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Speaker 3: And also she has her BAC license, so she really

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Speaker 1: That's drunk keep getting drinks.

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Speaker 3: So that's why the marguerita machine's an issue.

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Speaker 2: The goal is really just to say, hey, look, when

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Not the pool. I go to the city pool there's

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Speaker 3: But it's a cultural thing because Miami very international.

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Speaker 1: Lot of cheese strings.

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Speaker 3: That's how I knew Osati. How are you My kid's

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean besides that, there is nothing at

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Speaker 1: Is it covered up or it's a fully exposed beer?

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Speaker 2: It's usually covered up usually they I mean they in

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Where Sarah? I don't see Sarah in the pool

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Speaker 2: I don't know whose kids Sarah and Rebecca were, but

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Speaker 3: Well, you still got two inner tubes on your chest

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Speaker 2: So that was great. Yeah, but now that Boomer's gone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was here for a solid week.

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Speaker 3: With our job hours wise, we squeezed in a lot,

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Speaker 3: I would say for did I was given? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but what did you do? Yesterday is his final day?

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Speaker 2: Like how did you say goodbye?

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Speaker 1: Golf? I took him to the old muni and the

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Speaker 1: Muni I've got to tell you real quick.

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Speaker 2: Tell me about the community.

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Speaker 1: It's changed.

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Speaker 2: Uh Oh.

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Speaker 3: So we went there, we had fun. We was our

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Speaker 3: third golf outing in a week, not damn bad question,

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Speaker 3: Boomer good at golf?

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Speaker 2: He is?

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Speaker 1: But I have to coach him through every shot?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So it's it's actually very very stressful, Lefty, got it.

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Speaker 3: It's not that it's stressful, it's a lot. So usually

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Speaker 2: People, four other people. It's really hard.

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Speaker 3: So usually at the golf course, all I do is

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Speaker 3: With Boomer, dude, I'm coaching every shot, telling him every club,

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Speaker 3: he gets some damn good shots for only playing golf

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Speaker 2: So he's not a golfer back home, like he doesn't plays.

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Speaker 3: He has the clubs and he'll go with his buddy,

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Speaker 3: but his buddies aren't helping him. Okay, but I mean, dude,

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Speaker 3: it's a lot. But let me tell you about the MUNI.

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Speaker 3: So now they have a rule if there's lightning in

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Speaker 3: thirty minutes. Have they had that in the past.

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Speaker 2: Ray, that's every golf course in America.

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Speaker 3: Why has that never happened to me at our local union?

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Speaker 3: And there's always been these weather patterns.

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Speaker 2: Ray, if there is lightning within two miles, they blow

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Speaker 2: the horn at any golf course in America. Because if

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Speaker 2: you are out on the golf course and lightning hits you, boom,

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Speaker 2: they're responsible. So they send that warning, eh, and they

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Speaker 2: bring you in off the course. Take shelter, lightning, bad

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Speaker 2: weather come in there. It's just like at a soccer game.

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Speaker 2: If you're at an NSC game, if you're at a

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Speaker 2: Tennessee Titans game, if there's lightning in the area, Uh,

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Speaker 2: this game has been delayed. Lightning in the area. Please

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Speaker 2: evacuate the bowl and go underneath these stands and we

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Speaker 2: will resume when there is not lightning in thirty minutes.

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Speaker 2: So and every lightning is a thirty more minutes. So

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Speaker 2: it hits you see lightning up, add thirty more minutes.

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Speaker 2: It's been twenty eight minutes, lightning at reset the clock.

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Speaker 2: Thirty more minutes, dude, I've never experienced that before. And

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Speaker 2: it was sunny out and the lady comes out with

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Speaker 3: Dude. There were some vanbros losing their mind because y's

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Speaker 2: And then she calls me back, are you a postpe?

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Speaker 3: Didn't remember them talking about the lightning when we were there.

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Speaker 1: Me and Boomer.

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Speaker 3: Boomer got a great lesson in life over everything. We

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Speaker 3: So you can just kind of dilly dally around and

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Speaker 3: it smart, vandy. I mean, you're talking the best of

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Speaker 3: we decided not to save them, so if they got busted,

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Speaker 2: Not is brilliant.

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Speaker 3: And so the guys are like the obviously the clubby

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Speaker 2: No, they they just give you a little sheet of

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Speaker 2: paper with a code. Okay, because that's all they do

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Speaker 2: It's a smart move because you get the rain check

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Speaker 2: mean we're already here, might as well play, and we

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Speaker 3: But they brought double Klubbi's out. Me and Boom are

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Speaker 3: good to go play the course. Thank you guys, so much,

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Speaker 2: All of a sudden, you're friends with this guy, the

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Speaker 3: No, it ain't that bunch. Okay, he hasn't been back. Sorry,

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Speaker 3: something happened where he ended up.

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Speaker 2: He got transferred out.

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Speaker 3: He's a devorce, he's now or he tried to do

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Speaker 2: Oh, Michael Block was playing with a DJ cow and

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Speaker 2: he hold out. He chipped it in. Boom Boom can't.

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Speaker 1: Believe until talking about a clubhouse guy.

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Speaker 2: Hey can I but whatever?

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Speaker 3: But yeah, so yeah they I don't know, I haven't

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Speaker 2: Nice, nice to Anything else changed is that all you

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Speaker 1: The rain delay thing situation. Also, they're they're due.

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Speaker 3: They're super strict and weird, so now you almost have

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Speaker 2: The last time I was there, I was just there

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Speaker 2: And this guy's there with his damn binoculars looking out

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Speaker 2: just played for two rounds, but they only got one bag.

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Speaker 2: They only won back at clubs, and I told them

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Speaker 2: I'll be right back. I'll right back.

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Speaker 3: They're cracking down on club count.

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, he was out that door and I thought, oh,

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Speaker 2: he's gonna walk over to him and talk to him. No,

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Speaker 2: you see him hop about like, hey man, you gotta

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Speaker 3: I think they got some message or directive from upper

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Speaker 2: I've understood the rule that you're supposed to have a

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Speaker 2: whipped those binoculars off. I'll be right back, I'll be

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Speaker 2: right back. I'm gonna go get them.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, maybe it's a training ground for these guys

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Speaker 3: totally different promotion process. But they're all out there beating

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Speaker 2: It's it's wild. They even have a lady now, not

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Speaker 2: sa No, The lady is so nice. She's super nice,

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Speaker 3: She was out there and we had gotten back on

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Speaker 2: You're getting paid paid to save someone's life. That's what

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Speaker 3: Hey, Jesus Saint.

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Speaker 2: She wants to save your life from that lightning because

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Speaker 3: I'm just telling you, Clubhouse Cam, he didn't leave that

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Speaker 1: These people on it.

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Speaker 3: Dude, if there's a leaf that falls that's in the

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Speaker 3: The other guy. Never I never saw the red cart

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Speaker 3: now flying all over all. Here we go, here's the marshall.

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Speaker 3: Holy hell, put away your weed. Hey, give me those

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Speaker 3: twelve mickeys. I'll put one in my pants. Give me it.

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Speaker 3: I got an extra pocket space. Dude, it's serious out there.

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Speaker 3: I bet the next thing that happens is they crack

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Speaker 2: Then it just makes it unplayable.

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Speaker 3: And I think the prices went up. We were at

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Speaker 3: to god, it was in the thirties before.

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Speaker 2: Dude, it's so expensive, it's ridiculous. That's why you got

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Speaker 1: I will be at my new place.

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Speaker 2: I mean they say that. I mean they charge you

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Is that what it is?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? If you look at the golf They charge you

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Speaker 1: What did you get a detailed receipt?

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Speaker 2: I just always because I've walked it every once in

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Speaker 2: a while, it's like, oh, fifteen dollars, right, huh.

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Speaker 1: But in ninety degree heat though, that's on one.

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Speaker 2: It's hot and it's not cool. It's not it's not

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Speaker 2: for the faint of heart. But those old men do it.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, they must be onto something. They're

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Speaker 2: so they can pay the rent.

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Speaker 1: Swamp ass right, it'll get you every time bad.

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Speaker 3: But I'm glad.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you're back. I'm glad Boomer's gone. I'm glad

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Speaker 2: you're gonna get a nap today, anything, any any Let's

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Speaker 2: recap your boomer experience and you know, a few sentences.

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Speaker 2: What just talk about the week, dude. I mean a

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Speaker 2: lot like being a parent. You get to see what

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Speaker 2: seeing the TV shows. He enjoys sports just like me.

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Speaker 2: It loves sports.

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Speaker 1: I didn't really get it.

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Speaker 3: Ahead uh inkling that he's dating I didn't want to

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Speaker 3: have that awkward conversation.

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00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,680
Speaker 1: But I don't think I think he's single. Okay, he's

438
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,360
Speaker 1: still just playing the field.

439
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,960
Speaker 2: Has he ever smooched a chick?

440
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:49,760
Speaker 3: I don't know.

441
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,800
Speaker 1: I didn't want to ask that.

442
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,120
Speaker 2: Is that too weird to ask a fifteen year old?

443
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just laying low.

444
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:58,240
Speaker 3: Beazer kind of broached breached it, broached it, brunched it

445
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:03,920
Speaker 3: broached it. Baser broached the topic and she goes, oh,

446
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:04,960
Speaker 3: you got a girlfriend.

447
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,679
Speaker 1: We have our niece and nephew.

448
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,160
Speaker 3: And he just smiled. So I don't know if he's

449
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,000
Speaker 3: hiding it from us if he doesn't.

450
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,440
Speaker 1: He said all his friends are banging though. He told

451
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,400
Speaker 1: you that, man, I mean he said, he goes, yeah,

452
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,440
Speaker 1: they're all So.

453
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,320
Speaker 2: Did you talk to him about the birds and the bees?

454
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,720
Speaker 1: Oh?

455
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,080
Speaker 2: Oh that's where you take You got to sit him

456
00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:24,159
Speaker 2: down and talk to him about that.

457
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,200
Speaker 3: No, I'm just it just wasn't the time of the place.

458
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,760
Speaker 3: The kid's a freshmen in high school.

459
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,000
Speaker 2: That's that's an important time in their life. They got

460
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:31,800
Speaker 2: to know about things.

461
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,640
Speaker 1: You got to kick the can. You got to kick

462
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:35,080
Speaker 1: the can.

463
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,160
Speaker 2: That means die.

464
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,200
Speaker 1: Kick the can means push it down.

465
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:38,520
Speaker 3: The road.

466
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,720
Speaker 2: Oh another day, Oh, just avoid it. Got to sweep

467
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,760
Speaker 2: it under the rug like it's not there. Hey, there's

468
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,399
Speaker 2: a hole in the wall. Put a picture over it,

469
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,760
Speaker 2: add like it's not happening.

470
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,800
Speaker 3: But I did have a checklist of things I wanted

471
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:55,439
Speaker 3: to do with him. Knocked off everything. Pickleball, golf, tons

472
00:20:55,480 --> 00:21:01,639
Speaker 3: of wee tons of card games, tons of PlayStation shuffle board.

473
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,520
Speaker 3: The two things we didn't get to was hill runs

474
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,359
Speaker 3: and Jim. The two most important things we never got to.

475
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 2: That's okay, you're too much, too much fun, didn't have

476
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:10,920
Speaker 2: time for working out.

477
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 3: We lost the football down into the Cumberland, and so

478
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,400
Speaker 3: he had to go down the hill that I've never

479
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,240
Speaker 3: gone down, and he went and got the football.

480
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:17,800
Speaker 2: He found it.

481
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I had the one of those big things

482
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,040
Speaker 3: that gets leaves out of the pool.

483
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 2: The blower.

484
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:26,480
Speaker 3: Sure no it's a net, yes, a net, but it's

485
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,399
Speaker 3: like a long ass arm on it. I was helping

486
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,800
Speaker 3: him pull him up and everything. One of the people

487
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,439
Speaker 3: DM me and goes, damn. I didn't know hill runs

488
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:38,080
Speaker 3: looked like that man straight up from the Cumberland. They're

489
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:39,520
Speaker 3: like uncle going hard.

490
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,960
Speaker 1: That wasn't a hill run. That was football. Recovery mission.

491
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,120
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you had a good trip.

492
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,880
Speaker 1: Man, I didn't go anywhere I met with Boomer.

493
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we'll take a break.

494
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 1: What did you got to get into this collective bar?

495
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 2: No? No, right, let me tell you about my awesome

496
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 2: day yesterday.

497
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 3: Okay.

498
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 2: So a few weeks ago, I get an email from

499
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 2: the Nashville Soccer Club says, Hey, we're having to meet

500
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 2: the team day out at Giodas Park. Reserve your spot now.

501
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 2: Well I want to meet Messy And I'm like, this

502
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 2: is incredible. My kids will love this. They're gonna have

503
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:28,119
Speaker 2: an open practice, meet the players. This is gonna be

504
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 2: so much fun. You're a season ticket member, you get

505
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,920
Speaker 2: to come to this. All you gotta do is RSVP

506
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:34,879
Speaker 2: and you're in.

507
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 1: You're a season ticket holder.

508
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,160
Speaker 3: I'm a season ticket holder for next year, just this year,

509
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 3: this year, and I will renew for next year. Hey,

510
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 3: I hate to talk prices, but is it in the

511
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 3: hundreds hundreds of dollars per What is it over a

512
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 3: gino for the whole season?

513
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 2: Yeah?

514
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: How many home games?

515
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 2: They're sixteen home games?

516
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 3: Wha?

517
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 2: I mean we don't go to all of them, I know,

518
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 2: but it's a lot of home. I mean, imagine having

519
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 2: season tickets to baseball.

520
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 3: And now I'm thinking you got the whole family, so

521
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 3: maybe that makes sense.

522
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 2: Right, and so it's great. It's a lot of fun.

523
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 2: So anyway, I'm so excited my wife. I'm like, hey,

524
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 2: do you think we should go to this? And she's like, oh, yeah,

525
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 2: the kids will love it. But we don't tell the

526
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 2: kids about it. We just keep it a secret.

527
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 1: Don't have to tell them a lot.

528
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 2: Right, No need to tell them in advance, because then

529
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,640
Speaker 2: the excitement wears off.

530
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 1: They'll think we're going to Bobby's ice cream.

531
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 2: And so it's July eighteenth and it's time and we

532
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 2: get an email. No, before you go meet the team

533
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,199
Speaker 2: in open practice, clear bag policy in effect.

534
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 1: Honey, cool, No coach or Balenciaga.

535
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 2: You are not allowed to bring an inflated soccer ball.

536
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,199
Speaker 2: No problem. We'ren't planning on bringing an inflated soccer ball to.

537
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 1: This, but it would keep the kids entertained.

538
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 2: Well, no, because look at all these activities they have here.

539
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 2: They have a Spanish Q and a where you can

540
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 2: sit in the room in a couple of players will

541
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 2: answer questions in Spanish. They have they have a bench

542
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 2: photo where you can go down on the field, sit

543
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: on the bench where the players are and take a picture.

544
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 2: Pretty cool. They got karaoke. Cool.

545
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,120
Speaker 1: At what time was this thing?

546
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 2: It was from? They had the open practice at eleven

547
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:22,239
Speaker 2: am and this then they until noon and then you

548
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 2: are ten thirty to noon. Then noon to three is

549
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 2: all this other stuff all right? And then they had

550
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 2: the VIP meet and greet. The team store would be

551
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 2: open games for the kids. Like they had the big

552
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 2: Connect four. They had the little balls where you throw

553
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 2: them around the different rungs.

554
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: This is all on the field.

555
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 2: This is up in the concourse right. Then they have

556
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 2: photo op with some of the players. Cool. Then they

557
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 2: also have penalty kicks. Kids can go down on the

558
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 2: field and take penalty kicks.

559
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 3: You can score more goals than the team has in

560
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 3: the last week.

561
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 2: Okay, so here we go. We get the kids yesterday

562
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 2: and we are like boys, we are going to the

563
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 2: Nashville soccer field. We get to meet the team today.

564
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 2: And my five year old says.

565
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 4: Data are we gonna be able to go on the field,

566
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 4: And I said, yes you are, and this dude goes bananas.

567
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going on this Nashville soccer field. We get

568
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 2: to go on the Nashville soccer field. Whoa running up

569
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 2: and down the hall going crazy, gets his Nashville s

570
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 2: See jersey on and he is telling anybody and everybody

571
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 2: he sees, we're gonna go on the Nashville soccer field.

572
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 2: We're good because it says penalty kicks. You get to

573
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 2: come on the field and do penalty kicks.

574
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 3: Ray, he went ape shit.

575
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,360
Speaker 2: And so this thing starts at noon, right, and so

576
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 2: we roll up at twelve oh five. We get a

577
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 2: free parking spot just because they said it's free parking.

578
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 2: So we got our free parking spot. We walk in,

579
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 2: scan our tickets to the event, and we are in

580
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 2: the stadium and kids are going down on the field

581
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 2: to take penalty kicks. Let's go boys down to the

582
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: field to take some penalty kick.

583
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 1: Genius of them. That's how you get the parents to

584
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: re sign.

585
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 2: This is how you get the parents to re signing.

586
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 1: Exactly how to do it the Cares team.

587
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 2: So we see where they're walking down, So we walk

588
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 2: down the steps. We get to the field and the

589
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 2: security guy goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, where do you think

590
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 2: you're going? And I said, we're gonna go take penalty kicks.

591
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, no, you gotta have a wristband. What Yeah,

592
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 2: the line up there, you gotta go sign in and

593
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 2: get a wristband to do a penalty kick.

594
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 3: I mean sometimes maybe a little. It keeps everybody in

595
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 3: their own space.

596
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 2: Cool, All right, man, we'll head back up there, and

597
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 2: he goes, just let you know though, I've already got

598
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 2: word that we're almost out of wristbands. Huh. Yeah, there's

599
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 2: only a limited number of kids that get to come

600
00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 2: on the field. Where did they say that name nowhere?

601
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 2: Didn't say anything about that in the damn email.

602
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 3: What does it cost him for the wristbands?

603
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,719
Speaker 2: No, it's free. So we go get in line and

604
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 2: we wait about six minutes in line, they say, oh, sorry,

605
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 2: all the risk bands have given out. No more kids

606
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 2: can take penalty kicks. Excuse me? Like wait, what do

607
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 2: you mean? Like? Yeah, there's only a limited number of

608
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 2: kids that get to go down and new penalty kicks.

609
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 2: So everybody that's still in line, you're not getting a wristband.

610
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 3: So it's the early kids that were able to get there.

611
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 3: How many we talk in ten twenty, I don't know.

612
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 2: How many we got there. We were there at twelve

613
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 2: oh five, went down to the field because there was

614
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,199
Speaker 2: no one there to tell me, Hey, you need to

615
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 2: go over to this table if you want to be

616
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 2: able to go down to there. I just see people

617
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 2: going down there. So we go down there, and then

618
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 2: we go back up and get in line, and it's

619
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,959
Speaker 2: already cut off. It is twelve fifteen and they are

620
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 2: allowing no more kids to go take penalty kicks the

621
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 2: rest of the day.

622
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: That's a buzzkill.

623
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 2: Buzz kill because I've already told my five year old

624
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,120
Speaker 2: that he gets to go on the field and take

625
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 2: penalty kicks, and so he keeps asking, did we get

626
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 2: why can't we go on the field? Dadaut?

627
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 3: Your dad messed up the wristband?

628
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 2: When are we going to go on the field? Dada?

629
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 2: Is it our turn to go on the field? Dadau?

630
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: Did we get the wristband and go on the field yet?

631
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: Play connect for kid? Leave me alone?

632
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 2: And I'm like, hey, Bud, I'm sorry, but we messed up.

633
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 2: We didn't know about the wristbands and we didn't get

634
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: him in time, so we didn't get the right kind

635
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 2: of ticket to go down on the field to take penalty.

636
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: Kicks, go up there, get a face paint.

637
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 2: And so we're like all right cool. So well we

638
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 2: go down and we were allowed to go take a

639
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 2: picture on the bench. So we're on the sideline, so

640
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 2: we take a picture on the bench. All right cool? Yeah, cool?

641
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 2: And my son's like, now can I go out on

642
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 2: the field. Now, I'm like, no, man, you can't go

643
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,959
Speaker 2: on the field because we didn't get the right kind

644
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 2: of wristband.

645
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: And security is tight.

646
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 2: There's tight security. They got ropes up everything. So cool.

647
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 2: We take a picture on the bench and we go

648
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 2: back up and the goalie for Nashville, I see, Joe

649
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 2: Willis is standing behind the goal. So I my son's like, hey, dad,

650
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 2: can we go say hi? Did Joe Willis?

651
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: He knew his name?

652
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, he knows his name is number everything, Like when

653
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 2: we play in the yard, he's like now and playing

654
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 2: goalie number one, Joe Willis, he does the introductions and

655
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 2: everything all that. So cool. All right, yeah man, we

656
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,959
Speaker 2: should be able to I mean we can just go

657
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: walk in the stands and be behind the goal and

658
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 2: maybe he'll come over and take a picture with you.

659
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 2: And we walked down there and we got to go

660
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 2: left to get over onto that like the end zone

661
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 2: and section of the bleachers and the security guards are.

662
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, man, can we go over there

663
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: and just stand like still in the stands and just

664
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 2: behind the goal and maybe Joe Willis to come over

665
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 2: and take a picture. Oh no, you don't have a

666
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 2: wristband for that, man.

667
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 3: Ah, the risks man again, he.

668
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 2: Was like, the only people over there are the parents

669
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 2: of the kids taking the penalty kicks. So the kids

670
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 2: that are taking the penalty kicks are the only ones

671
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 2: that can meet Joe Willis. Is that what you're telling me?

672
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sorry, Yeah, that's just I mean, that's just

673
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 2: the policy. Cool. Cool, cool, all right, let's go back up. Man,

674
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 2: here's a nice club, Like, let's go look and see.

675
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 2: We've never been in here because we've never had tickets

676
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 2: for it. But since it's you know, open to the public,

677
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 2: all the season ticket holders, maybe this is how they

678
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 2: want me to get an upgrade.

679
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 3: Since it's lunchtime, are you guys getting nachos pork missiles?

680
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 2: We haven't got anything to eat yet? See, yeah, i'd

681
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 2: but they they do have concession stands open. Okay, so

682
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: we try to go in this room and they're like, oh, sorry,

683
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: you don't have a purple wristband, you can't come in here.

684
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: Is this different than on the field.

685
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, the blue wristband was for the field, purple wristbands

686
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 2: for this place. And at this point I'm pissed. I

687
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 2: am pissed.

688
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 3: I would say, it's not adding up. Do you go

689
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 3: to this event? You gotta have all these special risk bands.

690
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, all this stuff that we're supposed to be able

691
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 2: to do for free, we haven't been able to do

692
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 2: shit right. And my wife doesn't ever get angry or

693
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 2: say anything. And she told the guy. She goes, so

694
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: what exactly can we do? She goes, because everything that

695
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 2: said that we could do, we can't do. So, so

696
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 2: what exactly can we do?

697
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 3: You're he's great. I can see her literally saying that.

698
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 2: And the guy goes, Oh, you can go right down

699
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 2: here and sing karaoke. That's free.

700
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're a wild beaver and drunk.

701
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 2: I said, hey, man, I said, do you see I

702
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 2: have a five year old, of three year old and

703
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 2: one year old. How many songs you think they want

704
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 2: to sing on karaoke? He goes, I'll even walk you

705
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 2: down there and show you where it is cool. You

706
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: sing me a number, beat it Sanna, and I'll say, yeah,

707
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: can I get a risk bad?

708
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 3: Please?

709
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: Can I get a wrist bad? Please? Do you guys act? Hey? Hey,

710
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 2: do you want to sing a song? Yeah? It's called

711
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 2: the wristband? Do you have that? And so I'm like,

712
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 2: you gotta be kidding me.

713
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 3: This is ballhog. Oh I'm pissed, but you can't swear

714
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 3: in front the kid. Wait, it's hey, this is some

715
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 3: funky way to treat people, you mother funker.

716
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 2: No, this is exactly right. I'm a season ticket older.

717
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 2: This is the thing I get. We're the ones that

718
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 2: keep you afloat when it's bad times. We're the ones

719
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 2: you're trying to get to renew, to give us a

720
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 2: great experience. And this is dog shit.

721
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 3: I remember this security Sam.

722
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 2: So we go in this other room and it is

723
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 2: air conditioning. Its cool. So we watched Kobeple sing karaoke.

724
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 3: Who's singing Karryoke?

725
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 2: Random kid? Random kids?

726
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: Okay, this is parenthood I gotta look forward to.

727
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it.

728
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 3: Oh gosh.

729
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 2: So we're about to walk out and one of the players.

730
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 3: Walks it Genie and a bottle honey I can't watch

731
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 3: this crap.

732
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 2: So we're about to walk out, you know, after being

733
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 2: in there for a little bit, and one of the

734
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 2: players walks in. My kids are pumped. Let's get a

735
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 2: picture with them. So we're right there and we go

736
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 2: to take a picture and one of the guys goes, oh, no, no,

737
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 2: he can't take pictures right now, not right now. He's

738
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 2: got to be over there at a certain time.

739
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 3: Ah These guys are the president of the United States.

740
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 2: And I'm like, where does he have to be? I

741
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 2: thought the whole point of this thing was for the

742
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 2: fans to get to meet the fuck players?

743
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 3: Ahh, How that he keeps getting better? Right?

744
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 2: Like I'm like, okay, Like, where does he have to be?

745
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 2: Like he is he required to sing a karaoke song

746
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 2: at exactly twelve forty five? Is that what we're doing?

747
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 2: Are other people not with wristbands? Are you guys the

748
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 2: only one? There's other people without wristband There's other people

749
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 2: getting just thrown around like they're freaking trash. You we're

750
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 2: not accepted at the end, but we're not accepted anywhere anywhere.

751
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:34,719
Speaker 3: Why have you forsaken me? Nashville Sounds no soccer club ah.

752
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 2: So, literally, he walks across the room by the karaoke

753
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 2: like where the microphone is. He doesn't sing, but he

754
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 2: stands next to a couch there, and then he starts

755
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 2: taking pictures with people. So by that time, though, there's

756
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 2: a line, and we got to get at the back

757
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 2: of the damn line, even though we were standing two

758
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 2: feet from him and wanted to take a picture. Denied again,

759
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 2: And we got heisman. My kids got heisman by the worker.

760
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 2: Security Sam, Yes, a new security Sam. This was you know,

761
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 2: security Sally. Yeah. Security Sally is like, oh no, he's

762
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 2: got to be over there at a certain time. She's

763
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 2: getting Literally, all he did was walk across the room

764
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: and stand next to a couch to take pictures instead

765
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: of taking pictures where we were cool. So we had

766
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 2: to get in the line and wait for ten twelve

767
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 2: minutes instead of being the first one in the lines,

768
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: because right when he walked in, we were right there.

769
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 3: Dude, that's why you need to go to Inner Miami.

770
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 3: Oh maybe a new fan. It was I was so pissed,

771
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 3: so pissed, and your wife's joined in. That's how I

772
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 3: know it's legitimately pissed off.

773
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 2: Susan and so we are sitting there in line, and

774
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 2: she goes, we just have to turn our attitude around.

775
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 2: I said, I know, I know.

776
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 3: There's no coming back, Honey. I'm at the point of

777
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 3: no return.

778
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 2: I know, I know. We gotta turn our attitude around.

779
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 2: I get it.

780
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 3: Give me a slow coating. I'm gonna dip my nuts

781
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 3: in it.

782
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm like, I'm pissed. I'm like, may we

783
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 2: get some ice cream? Will cheer up? Ah? May we

784
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 2: get some ice cream?

785
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 3: Kids like cookie dough or you take it? Dad pissed?

786
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 2: So we get we get a picture of Faffa and

787
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 2: we're like, all right, great kids up, Papa. He's one

788
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 2: of our midfielders. Great got him this season. Great cool,

789
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,760
Speaker 2: got a picture. Let's go get some ice cream.

790
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 3: Man, Hallellujah.

791
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what happened to the ice cream.

792
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 2: It just gets better. It gets better.

793
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't think it can get any worse. But

794
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 3: we're gonna keep, were gonna keep We're gonna keep nigging.

795
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 2: Ray, We're gonna keep digging, and we're gonna do it

796
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 2: right after this, all right, Ray, whom nash nash n

797
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 2: s c N s c N s c all right, cool,

798
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 2: all right, let's go over here and uh, let's get

799
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 2: some hot dogs and some ice cream. Yeah, we're gonna

800
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 2: get some pork missiles. And so I go up to

801
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 2: the counter and I'm like, can I get two pork missiles? Please? Cool?

802
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,879
Speaker 2: Gives me our seat, just take it right down there

803
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 2: and they'll give you your missiles. I'm like, all right, cool.

804
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 2: So I hand the lady at the end, and this

805
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 2: is at one oh five, one oh five pm, amazing timeline. Dude,

806
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 2: the thing ends at three right, three o'clock beautiful, and

807
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 2: on here it says limited concessions. So a couple of

808
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 2: the shops are open for business. Okay, one oh five.

809
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 2: Hand the lady. My receipt says two pork missile. Sheet goes, oh, sorry,

810
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 2: we only have one left and we're not making anymore.

811
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 2: What Yeah, yeah, we only have one hot dog left, sir,

812
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 2: and we're not gonna be making anymore the rest of

813
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 2: the afternoon. So you are telling me you have an

814
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 2: hour and fifty five minutes left of this event and

815
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 2: you are not gonna make any more hot dogs. When

816
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 2: it says concessions, you telling me you're sold out of

817
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 2: hot dogs because it's one oh five, and we're not

818
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 2: gonna make it anymore. Yes, sir, sorry, we're not gonna be

819
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 2: make it anymore.

820
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: That's not okay.

821
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 2: I paid for two hot dogs. Okay, let me see

822
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 2: about getting you your money back. Goes over there and

823
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 2: lady doesn't know how to do a refund, talks to

824
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 2: another lady. Then some lady comes out from the back.

825
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 2: They have a little huddle. This is terrible, and I'm like,

826
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 2: this is unfreaking believable, unfreaking believable, more than three and

827
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 2: my wife comes back over with the ice cream. She's like,

828
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 2: what's going on. It's like, oh, we're no longer making

829
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 2: hot dogs. We have one hot dog, but we're not

830
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 2: making anymore. She goes, you're joking, right, I said, no,

831
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 2: I am dead ass serious.

832
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 3: Ah, I'm dead damn serious, honey. You ever see me

833
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 3: this red?

834
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 2: And I was like, you guys can go over there,

835
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: and you guys can start eating your freaking ice cream.

836
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 2: And so then they get done with their huddling and

837
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 2: go actually, sir, we decided we're gonna make some more

838
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 2: hot dogs.

839
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 3: Thanks, great business.

840
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 2: Great model. Man, Like, I think that's a great move.

841
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 2: With all these people here, and it says concessions will

842
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 2: be open and not cutting off hot dog two hours

843
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 2: and early. Oh, do just be about five minutes, cool man,

844
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 2: I'll be right back to get my hot and dogs.

845
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 3: Dan. Wait, I'm gonna suck the whole thing.

846
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 2: That pork missile is gonna taste so good. This better

847
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 2: be the best pork missile I've ever had in my

848
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 2: freaking mouth. So we go over and we sit down

849
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 2: on some chairs and we're eating. After about ten minutes,

850
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 2: I go back over there. Still no still no pork missiles. Ready, okay, cool,

851
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,959
Speaker 2: all right, wait another five minutes.

852
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 3: I mean you can throw them in the microwave. They're

853
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 3: done in ten seconds.

854
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 2: Bro, I know coacher, I know coachre where it gets rough.

855
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh it's been rough.

856
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 2: Oh it's been a rough afternoon. We've only been there

857
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 2: an hour and I am ready to just cancel my

858
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 2: season tickets.

859
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 3: This doesn't even sound like fun fill.

860
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: This sounds like depression, Den, dude.

861
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 2: It was depression, Den Like. It was like Jack Daniels tent.

862
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 2: Hey just go down to the Jack Daniels tent and

863
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 2: you'll be able to do something down there. It was

864
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 2: Jack Daniels tent two point zero the entire day.

865
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 3: Wristbands, no field in a room with carryok, no wristbands,

866
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 3: barely any concession stands, and no pictures.

867
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 2: Yeah cool? All right man. Well, so we're sitting over

868
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 2: there eating. I go back over get the pork. I

869
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 2: walk up and she was like, oh can.

870
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: I help you?

871
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 3: Yeah? I was the guy ten minutes ago, still waiting

872
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 3: for my missile.

873
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, one more pork missile. She goes, oh, yeah,

874
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 2: just go down there and they'll bring you up. I

875
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 2: said no, I already ordered two.

876
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 3: So that lady, I mean, what's up these workers?

877
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 2: And she goes, oh, yeah, you're the one that we

878
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 2: didn't have one. Oh yeah, here, let me grab it

879
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 2: for you.

880
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 3: Thank you.

881
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: What does she have short term memory?

882
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean there's not like it's not like

883
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 2: there's ten thousand people here, folks like I am the

884
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 2: guy that you had to make more pork missiles for.

885
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 2: Like you think you would remember because you guys had

886
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 2: a five minute huddle about pork missiles and whether you're

887
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 2: gonna make more or not. Cool. All right, So we

888
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 2: go over there and we're eating our pork missiles.

889
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 3: Cool.

890
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 2: Cool, hand me the mustard and another lady and her

891
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 2: daughter sit down and they start talking about like, man

892
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 2: in this crazy how you have access to nothing?

893
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: Oh so there's other people can play?

894
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, And my wife's like my wife starts talking to

895
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 2: her and she's a fan. She's like, you should have

896
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 2: a booze where you're taking pictures with people. I'm like,

897
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 2: oh yeah, ha ha, and she and we're like, oh,

898
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 2: how did you you know? And she goes, did you

899
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 2: get to do a penalty shot? And of course my

900
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 2: five year old's like, no, can we go down there?

901
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 3: Now?

902
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 2: Is it our turn to go down on the field?

903
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 2: And I'm like no, but still like like no matter what, today,

904
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: we're not gonna be able to go down on the field.

905
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 2: Like he goes, but Dada, there's other kids down there.

906
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, the field's lava todays.

907
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, bud, Like you know how you play floorst lava

908
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,879
Speaker 2: at home? That is lava like like like like uncle

909
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 2: Ray Ray said, that is lava.

910
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 3: We can go anywhere but the field.

911
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,839
Speaker 2: We can go anywhere but the field. The bathroom need

912
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 2: a wristband?

913
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 3: Mother cool pissing up bottle?

914
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 2: Yep, yep?

915
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 3: What is his firefast?

916
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 2: And then it was firefast, like Mollia, she's on toast man,

917
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 2: I mean, so all right, cool like, and so she

918
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 2: starts to and we're like, she's like, oh yeah, we

919
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 2: got lucky and we got to go do a pennty kick.

920
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 2: And my wife's like, how did you know?

921
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: How did it feel?

922
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 3: What was it like?

923
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 2: She goes, I had no idea, she goes. She goes,

924
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 2: there was no one here to tell me anything when

925
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 2: we got She goes, I just saw a few people

926
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 2: with wristbands, and I said, hey, where'd you get that?

927
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 3: She's like, I went and pillaged for.

928
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 2: She goes, No, she did, she goes. So I literally

929
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 2: whenever I would see a wristband, I'd ask him, hey,

930
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 2: where'd you get that wristband? What does that wristband do?

931
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 2: She goes. There was no workers to tell me what

932
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 2: the wristbands are that I needed wristband? She goes, I

933
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 2: just happened to see a couple of people with wristbands.

934
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 2: I was like, huh, that must mean something, and that's

935
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 2: what we did.

936
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 3: And your wife's like, how did you eat? And she goes, well,

937
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 3: I started rationing an hour ago, and I knew they

938
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 3: were going to run out.

939
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 2: One arm. She goes, I heard there was a shortage

940
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 2: of pork missiles, and so I went and I squirreled

941
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 2: some away, and I got my husband out there selling

942
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 2: them for fifty dollars a pop.

943
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 3: And well, I got my missile and I sucked it

944
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 3: off in about a minute. I was starving, lady.

945
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so oh, then there was another lady that

946
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 2: my wife talked to you, and she was like, yeah,

947
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 2: we paid forty five eight dollars per kid to be

948
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 2: in the kids club because supposedly that got us to

949
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 2: some front of some line. Oh we didn't get any

950
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 2: wrist bands either.

951
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, they got done bad, worse than you guys.

952
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 2: And this late. So the lady that did get to

953
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 2: do the pilky, she's like, yes, it's just very very unorganized.

954
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,760
Speaker 2: We've ladies, it's just not very like it wasn't very clear,

955
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 2: like there was nothing about. Yeah, we're like, yeah, we know,

956
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 2: we know.

957
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 3: Let's mount up, ladies.

958
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 2: And so we're like, all right, cool. And so then

959
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,879
Speaker 2: I see two more players there goes shack shack More

960
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 2: and Randall Leo.

961
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 3: Did they have wristband?

962
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 2: They're going into some room and so hey, let's go man,

963
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 2: let's go, let's go, let's go, we go in, we

964
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 2: go up. Oh no, this is the the Spanish Q

965
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 2: and A. You had to get a green wristband over

966
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: there if you want to come to that.

967
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's a risk band in my pocket. It's my

968
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 3: middle finger.

969
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, what do you mean that we

970
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 2: needed a green wristband? Yeah, there was a sign up

971
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 2: table next to where you got the penny kick table.

972
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 2: There was a sign up table for that. But we're

973
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 2: out of wristbands now. You have got to be kidding me,

974
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 2: So we can't go in there and watch this. No, sorry, sir,

975
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 2: gotta have the green wristband.

976
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go sign up. I'm gonna sign up with

977
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 3: my new name.

978
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 2: That's you, okay, And of course.

979
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 3: My speaks Vanish and it's asta la vista mother Kurt.

980
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:39,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, osthol Laviza's son of a. Why don't you take

981
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,720
Speaker 2: that green wristband and shove it up your damn ass?

982
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 3: All right?

983
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 2: So my five year old three year old like, why

984
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 2: can't we go in there? That's that's shack more datta.

985
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 2: I know, but I know, I know. We can't go

986
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 2: in bud.

987
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:00,879
Speaker 3: Your dad had did not get the wristbands. I didn't miss.

988
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 3: I fumbled the bag.

989
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 2: I fumbled the bag, dude, I'm sorry, and he goes,

990
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 2: but that's okay. We can go on the field now right,

991
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, we can't go on the field

992
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 2: because we don't have a wristband.

993
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:12,919
Speaker 1: We don't.

994
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 2: We're never gonna go on the field. But at that moment,

995
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 2: Joe Willis, the keeper, is walking off the field.

996
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 1: You gotta chase him down.

997
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 2: And he's going to the corner and I said, boys, run, run, run,

998
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 2: And I mean we are about we're sprinting. And we

999
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 2: get about one section over and he's almost there, and

1000
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 2: I yelled, I go, guys, yelled Joe Willis, and we

1001
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 2: all go. I go one, two, three, and we all

1002
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 2: yell Joe Willis. And he stopped and he waited, and

1003
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 2: we had I had to throw, Like there's a barrier

1004
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 2: in between. I put him over the barrier. I climbed

1005
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 2: over the barrier to get to the next section. Security

1006
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 2: Sam and they got a picture with Joe Willis.

1007
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 3: Oh, and you can tell that they definitely went through

1008
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:04,760
Speaker 3: some hoops.

1009
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 2: He gets, Oh my gosh, I mean leaned over a railing,

1010
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 2: over a railing, where we're not supposed to be. But

1011
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 2: I was like, boys, I am tired of being told no.

1012
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 2: I am tired of being told no at every single

1013
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 2: spot in this damn stadium.

1014
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 3: This one's for the little guy.

1015
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 2: Let's get us a picture. And we got the damn

1016
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 2: picture with Joe Willis in the corner. And I was like, yes,

1017
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,240
Speaker 2: finally something went.

1018
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 3: Our way because you made it happen.

1019
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 2: Made it happen. You weren't gonna take no for an answer.

1020
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 3: Park Missile for the wind Energize.

1021
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 2: Thank goodness, we got that second port missile. Thank you

1022
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 2: for deciding to make us the food that we paid for,

1023
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 2: Park Missiles, providing protein and energy for all. We will

1024
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 2: not be denied. We will meet Joe Willis. We didn't

1025
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 2: ever risk been to go behind the goal, but guess what,

1026
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 2: we didn't need a risk band to climb over that

1027
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 2: barrier and get that picture.

1028
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 3: Log leve the pork missile.

1029
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, da, thank you.

1030
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 3: I'm still hungry that act.

1031
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 2: Can I get a pretzel?

1032
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

1033
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 2: You know what I went through to get a pork missile? Dad?

1034
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 3: What is that made out of?

1035
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 2: So we get the picture? I'm like, thank you, Lord.

1036
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 3: What a kapper to an amazingly awful experience.

1037
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 2: Ray, the day's not over, man.

1038
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I thought the climax was Joe Willa.

1039
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 2: Oh no, Ray, No, you think we're not gonna get

1040
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,399
Speaker 2: told no again somewhere else?

1041
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 3: Ray, It ends with me shitting in my hand. Wait

1042
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 3: till you hear how I got there? No, Ray, you here,

1043
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 3: take this? Wait?

1044
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 2: Do you think that in my head?

1045
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 3: Throwing at the security Sam.

1046
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 2: Do you think that that's the last no of the day? Ray? Goacher?

1047
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 2: Do you think that we that and they were gonna

1048
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 2: just start saying yes to everything.

1049
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 3: I'm on the edge of my seat and I will

1050
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 3: tell you how we got rejected once again right after this. Yea,

1051
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 3: it was my wife.

1052
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: It was in the car. I asked for an.

1053
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 2: Oh no nationale sc meet the team, come on the field,

1054
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 2: shoot penalty. Gigs have access to everything, but really have

1055
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 2: access to nothing because you ain't got a stupid ass wristband.

1056
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 3: We fired blanks all day, Ray, excuse the reference.

1057
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 2: So there's four more players standing outside the freaking team shop,

1058
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 2: Sean Davis, Alex mule Zu, Bac McNaughton.

1059
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 3: Damn you know the roster and.

1060
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 2: Let's go boys mules the one that was on the

1061
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 2: podcast last year, really the one that was there, and

1062
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 2: I was sick thought about bringing it up, but I

1063
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 2: was like, no, don't want to get kicked out of here.

1064
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 2: So I wait in line. My wife goes in the

1065
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,760
Speaker 2: team shop because she's looking for a long sleeve shirt.

1066
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 2: Was it cold?

1067
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 3: No?

1068
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 2: No, for when it gets cold for the game she

1069
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 2: wants won for the winter. And I wait in line.

1070
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 2: The boys get a picture. They're so excited. Great, everything

1071
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 2: goes smooth, cool, and we go in the store, meet

1072
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 2: up with the wife, shop around. Then there's two more

1073
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:28,479
Speaker 2: players a little bit farther down the concourse are uh no,

1074
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 2: and it's Taylor Washington and Luke Hawkinson. And we're like,

1075
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 2: all right, let's get in line to get a picture

1076
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 2: with them. The final two players that we see is

1077
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 2: this is it? It is two fifteen. This thing ends

1078
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 2: at three. We walk up to the line. We got

1079
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 2: heavy handed, Harry, what sorry, No more people can get

1080
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 2: in line?

1081
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: Watch your hand?

1082
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 2: What do you mean? No, we have to cut it

1083
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 2: off at some point. Guys like and I'm sorry, but

1084
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 2: we are cutting it off now. It is two fifthteen.

1085
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 2: You said this ghost till three o'clock. So why are

1086
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 2: we not allowed to stand in line and get a

1087
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 2: picture with them when it is only two fifteen Jack

1088
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,919
Speaker 2: the brochure, Harry, Hey, man, I mean, I'm just saying,

1089
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 2: we just have to cut it off. And they have

1090
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 2: a stanchion up where it's blocked, won't let it. And

1091
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 2: I'm like, what if you move the STANCHI in two people? Yeah,

1092
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 2: like what if we just get in line? I'm sorry, man,

1093
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 2: I just I don't mean to be the bad guy

1094
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 2: heavy handed, Harry, you're being the bad guy.

1095
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 1: Was he a little touchy or that he was? He was?

1096
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 2: He was just no, No, he was just putting his

1097
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 2: hands up, pushing air. Yeah, he's pushing air. He was

1098
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 2: pushing the air.

1099
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 3: Touch my kids.

1100
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 2: He was bitch pressing the air like no, sorry, no

1101
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 2: one else, no one else. And he could put his

1102
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 2: arms wide and then he'd put him out. He'd put

1103
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 2: him wide and then he'd put him out, and it

1104
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 2: was like, don't.

1105
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 3: Choose violence, Larry, Harry, So.

1106
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 2: We are now cut off from something else?

1107
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: Did we turn around him?

1108
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 2: Forty? So we walked down and we played some connect

1109
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,399
Speaker 2: four man, it's some bochi ball. My five year old

1110
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,240
Speaker 2: took one to the eye.

1111
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 3: Nothing like a good old game of Uno and checkers

1112
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 3: at a soccer meet and greet.

1113
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: That's special, man.

1114
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it was. It was amazing. It was just no.

1115
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:15,399
Speaker 1: No.

1116
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 2: The word of the day was no, Hey.

1117
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 3: Basler, you want to go to Atlanta Braves game and

1118
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 3: play dose or maybe a sequence or tic tac toe.

1119
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 3: I mean, I got a logo cracker barrel.

1120
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 2: This is the thanks we got for me and season tickeenholders. No, no,

1121
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 2: everywhere you go? No, no, no, no, you have a

1122
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 2: wristband for that? Do you have a riskband for that? No?

1123
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 2: In the email, I didn't say, hey, no, before you go,

1124
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 2: you need a fucking wristband. I didn't say anything about

1125
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 2: a fucking wristband. They said none of that. It said

1126
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 2: photo op, team store, karaoke, penalty, kicks on the field, VIP,

1127
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 2: meet and greet. But we didn't ever risk band for

1128
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 2: any of that shit.

1129
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you needed the purple one, the green one, every

1130
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 3: color of the rainbow ray.

1131
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 2: So we played a little connect for Bochi ball, got it.

1132
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 2: I think it's botchaball want the rings, the strings and

1133
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 2: they throw it. I don't know. Got hit in the

1134
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 2: eye the one year old's losing it. He's just laying

1135
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,439
Speaker 2: on the ground, and I look at the wife. I say,

1136
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 2: you know what, it's time to go, and there's an

1137
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,720
Speaker 2: exit right there. Can we go out that exit?

1138
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 3: There's time for one more?

1139
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 2: The answer was no, there's time for one more. The

1140
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 2: answer is no, Sorry, you got to go back over

1141
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,919
Speaker 2: to gate Sea. Okay, you know what, no problem, Thank

1142
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 2: you so much.

1143
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 3: That was the most gentle no we've actually.

1144
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the kind of sweetest no. You said

1145
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 2: it with a smile.

1146
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 3: Anybody tell you? You smile with your eyes.

1147
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 2: Oh are you telling me? I need a wristband to

1148
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 2: get out that exit? Cool? And as we walked back

1149
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 2: towards that seagate to leave, guess what those two players

1150
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 2: they had reopened the line and people were taking pictures

1151
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:11,919
Speaker 2: with them.

1152
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 3: What the Oh?

1153
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, Harry handed heavy handed. Harry had reopened the

1154
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 2: line and people were taking pictures after he kicked us

1155
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 2: out of line and said no one else would be

1156
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 2: allowed to take pictures, and so we had to get

1157
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,399
Speaker 2: back in line and we took pictures and we got

1158
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 2: our last two pictures and we said a big f you,

1159
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 2: we're out of here. Take your wristbands. Kiss my ass.

1160
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 2: I'm going over my ass his ass.

1161
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 3: Hey, Harry, got a burn for you.

1162
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 2: He wants in line, Harry. And we went home and

1163
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 2: the kids ended up having You know, they don't realize

1164
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 2: all the nose, but mom and Dad realized all the nose.

1165
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 2: We realized what a terrible experience as it was, dear

1166
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 2: geodis park like it sucked. It was very unorganized, it

1167
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 2: was not run well. There was no information about wristbands, nothing.

1168
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 2: And last night we're brushing teeth right and my five

1169
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 2: year old looks at me and he says, Dada, yes, son,

1170
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 2: you know that room where they were singing?

1171
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1172
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 2: Did you need a wristband to sing a song?

1173
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 3: Son? Let me tell you about a little something.

1174
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 2: And I said, Bud, no you didn't. Actually, he goes

1175
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 2: because I wanted to sing a song, And I said, really,

1176
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,399
Speaker 2: what did you? What song did you want to sing?

1177
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 3: Well, Bud, do you want to sing it here for me?

1178
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: No risk band needed?

1179
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 2: And I said what did you want to sing?

1180
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 3: You want to sing it together?

1181
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 2: So and he said, Dad, I wanted to sing the

1182
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:10,720
Speaker 2: national answer.

1183
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 3: I will do it right here with my toothbrush on

1184
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 3: my heart. Son, I pledge allegiance to the flag. Son,

1185
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 3: I love the American spirit of you. You didn't take no,

1186
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 3: and I'm you are a good boy.

1187
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 2: I might dang Son, I'm sorry, Son.

1188
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 3: While you sing, let me take a knee.

1189
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 2: Then I took him into bed.

1190
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 3: Right, Dad had one more question, and he does.

1191
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 2: My five year old has one more question.

1192
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 1: I promise I'll say, yes, Son, we've heard.

1193
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 3: Enough nose today.

1194
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 2: And he goes that out.

1195
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 3: Yes, so.

1196
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 2: Maybe in we'll have another party in two more sleeps

1197
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 2: and we'll be able to get wristbands and go down

1198
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 2: on the field. And I was like, I was like, yeah, Bud.

1199
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 2: He goes I really think they'll have another party real

1200
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 2: soon and we'll be able to get wristbands and do

1201
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 2: a white dot kick that's a penalty kick. Yeah, And

1202
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 2: I was like maybe, Son, I don't know if it'll

1203
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 2: be any uh.

1204
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 3: Son, I'm actually gonna paint a white dot right here

1205
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 3: below my belt and I want you to take that

1206
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:42,760
Speaker 3: penalty kick because that is about how I felt today.

1207
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 2: And he said, because Data, I really wanted to go

1208
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 2: down on the field. I said, I know when he

1209
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 2: goes next time, Data, next time, we'll get the right ticket.

1210
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 2: And I said next time, we will get the right ticket,

1211
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 2: He goes, I was sad. I was like, I know,

1212
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 2: I know you were sad, and I know you're so

1213
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 2: sad and you're so disappointed. I was so disappointed. I

1214
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 2: was so pissed off. But you still had fun. You

1215
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 2: got that pictures with some of the players, which is

1216
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 2: what it's all about. But God almighty, did they make

1217
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 2: it absolutely so hard, so hard to get anything done.

1218
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 3: And son, if there's something you take from today, remember

1219
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 3: your dad's will power and no never giving up. But

1220
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 3: also try not to remember that bird I flashed at Harry,

1221
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 3: or the colorful language I used, or the time I

1222
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 3: just went in for a boob grabby your mom because

1223
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 3: I needed some happiness, or how fast I ate that porvessel.

1224
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 3: But remember the never give up spirit in this family.

1225
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 2: You were, say you were, say you was, Say yeah,

1226
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 2: But I did run into Fernando coach Fernando Escobar. He

1227
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 2: was there and he got a picture. But don't worry.

1228
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 2: He got a wristband for the Q and A with

1229
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 2: Shaq Moore and Randall Leal, so he got to go

1230
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 2: in there. He even got to ask him a question. No,

1231
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 2: not me, didn't have the green wristband. I was left out.

1232
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 2: So it was a great experience of Meet the Team Day.

1233
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 2: It was more like no, no, no.

1234
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 3: And don't you believe it, we will return the favor

1235
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 3: or the convention.

1236
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: You better have a risk band.

1237
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you don't have a risk band to the convention,

1238
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 2: you can't get in. So that's how that's how Meet

1239
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 2: the Team went. Ray I was so hyped going in

1240
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 2: and so letdown coming out.

1241
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 3: Well told, well said, well explained, time, well spent.

1242
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 1: Paul Harvey, good day.

1243
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 2: But let's end it on a good note before we

1244
00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 2: go home. On this Wednesday, Happy birthday, Ruba Douche, Roba Douche,

1245
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 2: Roba Douche. It's her birthday. Happy birthday. That's all I know.

1246
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 3: SEC Media Days. We did not get invited.

1247
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 2: No, it was just it couldn't have been any worse

1248
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 2: than what happened to Meet the Team Day for NSC.

1249
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 2: I mean, it was awful, awful, but we got pictures

1250
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 2: with the players after some hard work, some bad luck. Dude.

1251
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 3: I'm watching SEC Days right now on the TV. They

1252
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 3: got about, uh, I don't know, five coffee makers in

1253
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 3: the middle with about two hundred cups.

1254
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: Apparently all they do is just suck down a bunch

1255
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 1: of coffee and talk football.

1256
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 2: Oh and Rob Douche is thirty five years old today,

1257
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 2: but she doesn't look a day over thirty four. That's

1258
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 2: from by Bae McNamee.

1259
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: And sorry, I know it'd be Buffalo. Who's the buff

1260
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 1: Buddy Glass?

1261
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 3: Buddy Glass, Sorry for mixing you up with Buffalo. Bill

1262
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 3: god Man, what a day upple house keeping things? Gray.

1263
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 2: I really hope they email me and ask me, so,

1264
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 2: what do you think about Meet the Team Day? Did

1265
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 2: you think it was a well run event? Absolutely not.

1266
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 2: No note, Well, it was smoothly run if you had

1267
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 2: a damn wristband. I don't ever want to see wristbands

1268
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 2: again in my life ever.

1269
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 3: But I love that you guys were able to commiserate

1270
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 3: with that lady at the picnic table, and she also

1271
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 3: thought it was confusing.

1272
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, all right, have a great Wednesday or Buddy

1273
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:31,600
Speaker 2: we out.

1274
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 3: Sorry it ended on that kind of a note that it.

1275
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 2: Was a rough day. Man. I mean, I don't know

1276
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 2: if my five year old's ever gonna get over not

1277
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 2: being old on to go in the field like he

1278
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 2: was so sad, so sad.

1279
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 3: And I've narrowed down the Heisman. I just wanted to

1280
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 3: mention it very briefly, the Heisman. It's now down to

1281
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 3: Caleb Williams, Drake May and Cade Cubanic. It's got to

1282
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 3: be one of them. People ruled out Jayalen Daniels. They

1283
00:59:58,880 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 3: said he's not great with his team.

1284
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 2: Tough schedule two, tough schedule, tough schedule, m