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Speaker 2: Bridgard Wineger. We're in the backyard. It's recently rained, so

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Speaker 2: adrenaline rush. It was on its last legs, didn't stand

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Speaker 2: much of a chance against the mop And I'm in

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Speaker 2: layers for the first time on this podcast in years.

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Speaker 2: The weather's perfect, and we're so excited about our guest.

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Speaker 2: It's Matt Rogers.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I'm really excited to be in layers too. In fact,

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Speaker 3: like it was a three different jacket before I got here.

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Speaker 2: You were testing different jackets.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I had sort of a corduroy moment, okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: and then I what happened? Was you ever put on

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Speaker 3: You know when they say something in the milk isn't clean,

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 3: So when something in the milk isn't clean, I mean

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Speaker 4: There's like something afoot interesting.

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Speaker 2: And where where did this phrase even come from? It's discussed.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you want to know where I

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Speaker 4: Something in the milk isn't clean well, which sounds like

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Speaker 4: Something and the shoulders wasn't right with my corduroy jacket.

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Speaker 3: I went with this Swede moment, which unfortunately got rained

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Speaker 4: Is it's ruined? Does it smell you tell me smell

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Speaker 2: But no, unless you point that out to somebody, no

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Speaker 3: I don't know what You're right, okay, So maybe, and

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Speaker 2: But you had to wear swede in the rain.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I wanted to impress someone.

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Speaker 4: Well, I got there and it wasn't raining.

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Speaker 2: so you've were you tried two jackets this morning? Was

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Speaker 2: Denim Canadian TUXI Canadian tuxedo.

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Speaker 3: But the thing about being in a Canadian tuxedo is

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Speaker 3: That's a lot of Deni'm like, it always becomes a

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Speaker 2: It's a good look, really good look.

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Speaker 4: And it's also back.

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Speaker 3: I have something to and I can't stop thinking about this,

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Speaker 2: I'm currently wearing a denim jacket inherited from my mom

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Speaker 4: Oh, I love a mom and a denim jacket.

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Speaker 2: Oh my mom has been wearing denim jacket since nineteen

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Speaker 2: eighty eight. Here he never stopped.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, wait, this is taking me back when I

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Speaker 4: For a certain period of time, that's the coolest.

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Speaker 3: All I'm saying is I felt proud and stylish riding

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Speaker 2: But what I was going to say back to whatever

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Speaker 2: I love a lightwashing and I have a dark washed

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Speaker 4: No, we're just saying your mom is more of a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have both of those sides to my personality.

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Speaker 3: Shades of denim. So does this mean you're feeling more

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Speaker 2: I'm absolutely I'm channeling Debbie energy.

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Speaker 4: Channeling debris energy. What does that mean? Light mother?

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Speaker 2: At some point in this podcast, I'm gonna surprise you.

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Speaker 2: There will be a signal we will switch jackets. But

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Speaker 2: I don't want to do it, Yet I wanted to

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Speaker 3: It's it's something I live with every single day.

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Speaker 3: So there's red green color blind, which is which is

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Speaker 2: Good today, oh interesting, today, it looks so beautiful.

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Speaker 4: It's a whole different energy.

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Speaker 4: It's feels so nice.

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Speaker 3: The other night, I took a walk outside. Unbelievable. Highly recommend.

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Speaker 4: Know what I'm watching?

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Speaker 2: I mean, you're watching the Housewives?

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Speaker 4: I watched the Housewives.

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Speaker 3: Well, last night I was watching the get this midterm results.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't do it.

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Speaker 4: We didn't get fucking cream.

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Speaker 3: Well, I haven't engaged in any way outside of obviously voting,

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Speaker 2: Feel your absolute powerlessness.

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Speaker 3: And exactly and giving like a soft take on like

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Speaker 3: typing whatever. Steve Cornaki says, He's like, I know, you're

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Speaker 4: No, I immediately leave, I run away. No, how do.

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Speaker 2: You feel about Salt Lake City this season?

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Speaker 3: It's interesting you ask, and not to segue into the gift,

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Speaker 4: I am a podcast host, right, and so it's hard

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Speaker 4: I mean.

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Speaker 4: I don't mean to your fat the gift.

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Speaker 2: Not yet.

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Speaker 4: What did you asking about Salt Lake It has nothing

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Speaker 2: No, I think, I mean this is a good this

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Speaker 2: I said no gifts. Yeah, you obviously have absolutely no

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Speaker 4: Not only did I bring a gift, I brought gifts.

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Speaker 2: Well should we get into it here.

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Speaker 3: I wanted you to have this. Thank you so much

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Speaker 4: Hello, and gave my hugs. But that was all that

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Speaker 4: was the meat of it. And this is for you, Bridger.

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Speaker 2: Well, this isn't a nice little brown bag. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: I mean, see what it is.

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Speaker 2: It may have something to do with Salt Lake City housewives,

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Speaker 4: You should take it one at a time, Okay, one

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a bag of Bob Bob's red milk kin waw.

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Speaker 3: It's quenlaw that is so healthy for you. And I

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Speaker 4: Well? I thought, what's healthy?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 4: And what's that's what's something that is in my pantry.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna.

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Speaker 2: Did you buy this? Like in a panic in March

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00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,439
Speaker 2: twenty twenty.

447
00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:59,160
Speaker 3: It was literally like you No, it was in March

448
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,760
Speaker 3: twenty twenty when it was was it was August of

449
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,800
Speaker 3: twenty twenty, Okay, after I had gained twelve to thirteen pounds.

450
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,920
Speaker 3: And you think this is just from eating eating eating, No,

451
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Speaker 3: it's also from inaction. I sat my couch and watched

452
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,040
Speaker 3: this is true thirty one seasons of Survivor.

453
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:21,359
Speaker 2: Oh my god, was it that your first time watching Survivor? No.

454
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,000
Speaker 3: I was like an intense little fan when I was younger,

455
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,520
Speaker 3: and then I stopped around episode no. I slept on

456
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,320
Speaker 3: season eight All Stars because it just got ugly. It

457
00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:33,639
Speaker 3: got ugly amongst the all Stars of that time, like

458
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,080
Speaker 3: they didn't get reality TV yet, they didn't understand how

459
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,320
Speaker 3: to not take the game personally.

460
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,400
Speaker 4: Sure, so it took.

461
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,960
Speaker 3: A decades long break and returned to Survivor during the pandemic.

462
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,919
Speaker 4: But as a result, I got out of shape.

463
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,160
Speaker 2: Thirty one seasons.

464
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:46,880
Speaker 4: It was a lot.

465
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,359
Speaker 2: How many hours do you think that is?

466
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,200
Speaker 3: Oh, dear god, I mean, if you're let's let's talk

467
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,840
Speaker 3: about it. So it's thirty one seasons.

468
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,479
Speaker 2: We can do this math, they're like twenty episodes of season.

469
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,000
Speaker 2: Is that right?

470
00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,000
Speaker 4: I would say that it's more like thirteen fourteen.

471
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,280
Speaker 2: Actually, okay, And then you have to take into account

472
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,960
Speaker 2: that some episodes are like mysteriously gone from seasons. Have

473
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,280
Speaker 2: you noticed that, are they? Yeah? I mean from the

474
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,400
Speaker 2: ones that I watched during the.

475
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,360
Speaker 3: Pend on what You're right a couple of times, which

476
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,400
Speaker 3: makes me feel like, oh, is there something problematic?

477
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,919
Speaker 2: Either something problematic or someone was singing a copyrighted song just.

478
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,920
Speaker 3: Out like what's a song of the time? I don't

479
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:28,800
Speaker 3: know what a Girl Wants? That was amazing when Poverty

480
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,960
Speaker 3: sang what a Girl Wants for the for the reward.

481
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,000
Speaker 2: Challeng entire song.

482
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,320
Speaker 4: But yes, no, I took a very very very long

483
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 4: break and then got back into it to the print

484
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,320
Speaker 4: tap during the pandemic.

485
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,960
Speaker 3: Loved My Life. But August twenty twenty, I was like

486
00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:45,880
Speaker 3: not feeling good. So at that point I did go

487
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,520
Speaker 3: to the Galasons.

488
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,639
Speaker 2: Okay, Gelson's, which I have big feelings on Galson's that

489
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,240
Speaker 2: I've talked about on this podcast before.

490
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,760
Speaker 3: What are the positive negative feelings you have? It seems

491
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,120
Speaker 3: negative by the way you're Grimace.

492
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:02,200
Speaker 2: Gelson's is an absolutely Ralph level grocery store. The prices

493
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 2: there are what's the farm farms Mendochino, No, No, that's

494
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,960
Speaker 2: a sandwich restaurant. What is the farms?

495
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:14,480
Speaker 3: Farms?

496
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,480
Speaker 4: Crystal Farms, Bristol.

497
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,800
Speaker 2: Bristol Farms, thank you. Bristol Farms is kind of the

498
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 2: original expense Farms is incredible.

499
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,000
Speaker 4: Period.

500
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,239
Speaker 2: Gelson's prices are out of control and it's not a

501
00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:29,359
Speaker 2: nice grocery store.

502
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 4: Well, you know, listen, I'm in this. I'm in a

503
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 4: single person household. I have no one to care about

504
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,280
Speaker 4: about myself. So I just say I get into that

505
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,800
Speaker 4: Gelston's and I say, let's throw a carro to the wind.

506
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 2: They did used to have an olive bar that was

507
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,960
Speaker 2: the shape of a covered wagon, which was confusing, but

508
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 2: I appreciated that an olive bar.

509
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,399
Speaker 4: So can I just ask, is this a It's like

510
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,639
Speaker 4: a bar for olives.

511
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,680
Speaker 2: It was a variety of olives. I don't know who

512
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 2: it was for. I don't know that there's anyone that

513
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,360
Speaker 2: is that concerned about olives that they're going to Gelson's

514
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 2: to the little covered wagon to select different types of olives.

515
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 4: And yet here I am intrigued.

516
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 3: I'm assuming they had like those blue cheese stuffed olives.

517
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think they did. I think these were

518
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 2: just essentially just different varieties of raw olives.

519
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,880
Speaker 4: Oh, isn't olive raw?

520
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're raw than or whatever.

521
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 3: If you are, you're doing it wrong. Although not to

522
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 3: say that you can't cook an olives.

523
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 2: I've seen a cooked olive in like a Mediterranean dish.

524
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 3: I guess I just mostly when I'm consuming olives, they're

525
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 3: mostly in my martini, absolutely filthy, dirty.

526
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 2: Full of olives.

527
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 4: I do ask for a lot.

528
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 2: How many are you having at martini?

529
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,360
Speaker 4: Well, you know it's bad luck if you have less

530
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:39,720
Speaker 4: than three.

531
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Speaker 2: I didn't know.

532
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's not bad luck if you have less

533
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,199
Speaker 3: than three. If there's an even number of olives.

534
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 4: In the drinks, you're in a road to hell.

535
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,399
Speaker 2: If there's an even amount of anything in anything, it's

536
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,479
Speaker 2: off putting. You always want three or three, five, seven

537
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 2: or one or one.

538
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:55,879
Speaker 4: One is fine.

539
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 2: One is fine.

540
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,400
Speaker 4: That's like something I think people need to understand more.

541
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 4: One is fine. Like maybe you in the coffee sitting

542
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,360
Speaker 4: you're over caffeinated. That's for sure.

543
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 2: Says you're coming to terms with something.

544
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, as become in terms of something I knew would happened.

545
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 3: I knew with the clarity I was getting out here

546
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,640
Speaker 3: in the backyard, especially after this rain and the clarity

547
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 3: I'm seeing, I knew I would come away with one thing,

548
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 3: with something.

549
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 2: Okay, so you watched probably three to four hundred hours

550
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 2: of Survivor something like that, decided you would buy a

551
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 2: bag of quenwa, which is secretly not a healthy food.

552
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 2: It's like, I guess, in like anything, if you have

553
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,359
Speaker 2: a little bit, of course it's healthy. But if you

554
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 2: eat a whole bag of quenoa, it's.

555
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 3: Well, it's better than pizza, you know what I mean,

556
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 3: Like it's better than boneless wings. So basically what I

557
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,399
Speaker 3: would do is like I would sit in front of

558
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 3: Survivor and I have this thing I've talked to my

559
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 3: therapist about it where I sometimes feel like, ooh, it's

560
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:43,919
Speaker 3: tribal council coming up.

561
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 4: I have to get really stoned.

562
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 3: So then like I like get really baked, and then

563
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 3: I sit there and I'm like, well, now I'm hungry.

564
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 3: And so then I said, I'm changing my life. That

565
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 3: was a line from dream Girls. And I said, I'll

566
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 3: make a vow to you start being healthier. Since but

567
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 3: two bags of quenoa that was years ago. One of

568
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 3: them is here.

569
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 2: It's your what's the expiration? I feel like keenwa. I

570
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 2: don't think as an ancient grain kind of does last story.

571
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 2: If it's expired, I've gotten till March twenty twenty three,

572
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:18,439
Speaker 2: so that is shut. We are definitely riding the writing

573
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 2: the edge of the keen water.

574
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's not the rule of expiration. What

575
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 3: you can actually eat things six months after?

576
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 4: Oh?

577
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 2: Interesting, So I'm I'm gonna like next September, I'm cracking

578
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 2: this open and over.

579
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 4: Just let me know when you cook it.

580
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 3: And it's really easy to cook, like I said, it's

581
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 3: pre rinsed then ready to cook. And really what this

582
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 3: is is you just put it in some water.

583
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 2: And just dump it in water.

584
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 4: I have been.

585
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 2: I've been looking to get into kind of a soup

586
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 2: way of living.

587
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 4: Have you heard about the s diet? No? What's that?

588
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 2: He is the only anything you only.

589
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 4: Eat soups or sandwiches.

590
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 2: That's certainly not a diet.

591
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 4: That's all the way just melts. Try it off. So

592
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 4: I swear soups, salads.

593
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 2: Sweat you're only allowed in hale and hardy.

594
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 4: I love Halen Hardy. I miss it so hard.

595
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,919
Speaker 2: I do miss Halen Hardy. I know I've kind of

596
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 2: complained recently on this podcast about there not being like

597
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 2: a soup press can't count on in la.

598
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 3: I'm really interested in opening it.

599
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what we do.

600
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

601
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 3: Wait, have you ever heard this expression crazier than a

602
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:25,199
Speaker 3: soup sandwich? That is not I got it from the

603
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 3: same YouTube recapper. Her is Brooke Ashley. By the way,

604
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 3: she's iconic, She's my favorite. And she said one night

605
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 3: I was watching it and she goes, Mary Cosby is

606
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 3: crazier than a soup sandwich. And I said, oh my god,

607
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 3: that is the funniest thing I've ever heard, because which

608
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 3: is so crazy.

609
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 2: Let me ask you. My boyfriend says something that feels

610
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 2: like a classic phrase. My boyfriend he like, let me

611
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 2: run this by you. She can talk the chicken off

612
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 2: a bone. Have you heard of this before?

613
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 4: No, But now that I have, I'm so sorry to

614
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 4: sell your boyfriend's not his thing anymore. It's my thing.

615
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 4: He can talk the chicken off a bone. That is

616
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 4: so I love it so much.

617
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 2: Podcast listener, if you have heard of that phrase, reach out, I'm.

618
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 4: Off a bone. Where is he from?

619
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 2: He's from Jersey, does not feel like a Jersey as someone.

620
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 4: From Long Island who shares culture with him.

621
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 3: Of course I don't I that that.

622
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 4: Can I ask you a question?

623
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

624
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 4: Of course? Is he superstitious?

625
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 2: He is a little. He's kind of like, uh, he

626
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 2: feels like a like an Italian witch gods or I'm like,

627
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 2: it feels like there's some old country superstition there.

628
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 4: That makes sense.

629
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 2: Are you superstitious?

630
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, because my mother made me superstitious.

631
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 2: What kind of things?

632
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 4: I think it's a regional thing.

633
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 3: Like for example, if I ever wear my socks when

634
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 3: I'm sleeping, I have to take them off because the

635
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 3: boogemia will come out of the closet.

636
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 2: So that that's something you really believe.

637
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:57,719
Speaker 3: It's not something I really believe, but I will say

638
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 3: I'm not comfortable righting it right.

639
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 2: There is like just the tiniest percentage that could happen.

640
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 4: Or you ever tell what the boogeyman? He's awful and

641
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 4: he will kill you.

642
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 2: What what is the boogeyman? You picture? When you picture

643
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 2: the Boogeyman?

644
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 3: First of all, I can't believe you're putting me in

645
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 3: this position. I'm really scared and triggered. When I picture

646
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 3: the boogi and I picture sort of like a cloaked figure.

647
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 2: Cloaked kind of a grim reaper type.

648
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you never see his face, and in

649
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 3: death that haunts you. Even in death, I never even

650
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 3: saw his face. The man who, the man who condemned

651
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 3: me to this reality of death.

652
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 4: I don't even know what he looks like.

653
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 2: Wow, that's about.

654
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 4: Death, Bridger. You die with a lot of questions.

655
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 2: You never hear about the boogiey woman. Okay, the Boogeyman

656
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 2: is really a gender title that.

657
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 4: If the boo First of all, the boogie woman.

658
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,360
Speaker 3: Sounds cool and sounds really cool. She sounds like actually

659
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 3: like an icon.

660
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 2: When you say boogie woman, that's just somebody dance. But

661
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 2: Boogeyman is someone who's after you.

662
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, Boogeyman is someone who's like a threat to be

663
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 3: around and triggering, I said, And boogie woman is sort

664
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 3: of just like someone I want to see, like take

665
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 3: the road by storm.

666
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: Wait, so okay, the sock thing.

667
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 3: You're superstitious, Yeah, don't step on any cracks, break your

668
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 3: mother's back.

669
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 4: I cannot walk under any ladders.

670
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 2: That's when I could get behind.

671
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, broken mirrors is a serious thing because you'll have

672
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 3: seven years of bad luck. And every single time in

673
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 3: my life i've seen a black cat, I either go

674
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 3: as fast as I can buy it, or I swear

675
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 3: to God a black cat has crossed my path in

676
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 3: my life, I turn around and go the other way.

677
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,719
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding.

678
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 2: To me, that feels like it's going to be become

679
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 2: a self fulfilling prophecy where it's like, upset your day

680
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: in a way that's going to lead to bad luck.

681
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 3: You know what I would say is that if that's true,

682
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 3: at least I did.

683
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: What I was picked your path.

684
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 3: I picked my path, you know what, like exactly like

685
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like it's and ultimately like

686
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 3: the cat is sort.

687
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 4: Of dictating what I'm doing. And also it's like what

688
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 4: I really think about that, it's like the cat was.

689
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 3: Born and it has this this aesthetic quality and now

690
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 3: everyone's afraid of it. Like now I'm walking up through

691
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 3: and it doesn't feel right. It's unfair because it feels

692
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 3: unfair to the cat.

693
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: I mean, in this situation, really, if we get to

694
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 2: the root of it, you're either letting the cat dictate

695
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 2: your life or your mom.

696
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, it is therapy.

697
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 2: I just want to.

698
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 4: It's like, all of a sudden taking this side of

699
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 4: the mothers period.

700
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 2: What's your mom's name, Katrina? Katrina? Does she ever go

701
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 2: by Cat?

702
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 4: She doesn't go by Cat. She goes by Trina.

703
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 2: Trina. Oh, that's an interesting I like a person taking

704
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 2: the last half of their name.

705
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Trina is what she sort of is coloquily known as.

706
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 3: And my dad is Richie, So they are Richie in Trina,

707
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 3: which is sort of like an iconice.

708
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 2: That's an incredible pairing Ritchie and Trina and Trina. That's

709
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 2: she kind of takes the tofer Grace path.

710
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 4: She's And can I tell you it took me years

711
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 4: to realize that he was a Christopher.

712
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 2: I mean I think that that's been hidden from a

713
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 2: lot of us.

714
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but then of course it's like it's

715
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 3: like it's like it's been right in front of you

716
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 3: the whole time.

717
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 2: That's because no one's named Christopher.

718
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 4: Certainly not he should have.

719
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 3: I mean, if he was going to do that, he

720
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 3: should be named Tougher a period. And I think that, honestly,

721
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 3: that was that was the big mistake there. But really

722
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 3: had he been named Chris Grace, we wouldn't be talking

723
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:23,479
Speaker 3: about him.

724
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: Chris Grace is a housewife.

725
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 4: Chris Grace is basically that is giving Salt Lake City housewife.

726
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,719
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, so we have the quenoa here, and

727
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 2: you did kind of hint. I mean like it felt

728
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 2: like you immediately pivoted away from the housewives in a

729
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 2: way with the gift where I'm like, is there something

730
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 2: else in this bag that has a bag?

731
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 4: So I put it? I know you said no gifts.

732
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 4: I brought two?

733
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 2: Okay, So should that keen.

734
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 3: Wa has nothing to do with the housewives? Is that

735
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 3: just something I wanted to get rid of? I mean,

736
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 3: give you. You seem to me like a keen wah person.

737
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 4: You seem like a healthier person.

738
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 2: Appreciate that. That's certainly not true.

739
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 4: I'm what's what's the healthiest thing about you?

740
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 2: What's the healthiest thing about unhealthiest?

741
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 4: Oh?

742
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 2: Did I eat garbage?

743
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 4: You garbage?

744
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 2: Like what burritos, hamburgers, fried chicken?

745
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 4: Got it?

746
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 2: Uh?

747
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 4: You know?

748
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 2: I'm part of that is my boyfriend is to blame

749
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 2: because he's got a very limited palette, and so and then.

750
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 4: He has a limited palate him being from a.

751
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 2: Jersey right of course. And so when the option of

752
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 2: fried chicken is is open, you'll always take it.

753
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 4: So I agree, and I I identify with that.

754
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 3: So in a way I really shouldn't have given that away.

755
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 3: But here's the thing about that like, and this is

756
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 3: not to dissuade you from making it.

757
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 4: It's a process to make.

758
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 2: How long does it take?

759
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. It probably says so on the bag.

760
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 3: You have to understand. I haven't looked at it in years.

761
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 2: I love Bob of Bob's Redmill. He the way he's

762
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 2: looking at you from the package is so it's yeah,

763
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 2: Scandaliz's first of all, it's.

764
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 4: Great to have a character. He's in a full Asphodora

765
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 4: and a blaro. And what is that thing is?

766
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 2: What?

767
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 4: What is that called?

768
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,959
Speaker 2: That's what I would call that little snow the uh

769
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 2: you're never not talking about the cowboy.

770
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 4: No, no, the cowboy necklace. But what is it called?

771
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 2: It's called a bolo tie tie Jesus, this is definitely

772
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 2: not a cowboy neck.

773
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 3: Let me just give some correct information to the listener

774
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 3: and say, the way that you make kanoa at least

775
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 3: Bob's Red Milk kanwa is you bring two cups of

776
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,479
Speaker 3: water to a boil at a two cored pot, one

777
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 3: cup of kinwa. Return to a boil, cover and reduce

778
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 3: heat to medium and simmer until water is absorbed about

779
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 3: twelve minutes. Remove from heat, fluff cover, and let's stand

780
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 3: for fifteen minutes.

781
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 4: So this is over.

782
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 2: It's at least half hour of panicking about whether it's

783
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 2: going to work out or not. I mean, it's basically

784
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 2: just rice is such a tricky thing to make.

785
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 3: It really is, because because you mess up and all

786
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 3: of a sudden you're eating absolute.

787
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: Mush, absolute or raw rice or raw rice.

788
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 4: And I have to say, I am not an al

789
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 4: dente person.

790
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 2: An al dente rice al dente. I like a fluffy rice.

791
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 2: I love a fluffy kingowa.

792
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it. You're gonna love the way you look.

793
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 4: I guarantee it.

794
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 2: I mean, this is going to go into my cabinet

795
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 2: and sit there. I do have a lot of things,

796
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 2: I mean, speaking kind of superstition, I bought a lot

797
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 2: of things during the pandemic which are probably expired at

798
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 2: this point. But I'll look and look at it, and

799
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 2: I'll be like, but what if there's a catastrophe and

800
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 2: I'm desperate. I'll leave it there for another few years.

801
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, right.

802
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 3: And the thing is I thought that was non perishable

803
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 3: and then was floored to realize that you only have

804
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 3: until March slash September if my theory is correct.

805
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: Right.

806
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 2: I do get into kind of like a mindset of

807
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 2: the road or whatever, where I'm like, I'm thinking about

808
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 2: everything is dead. I'm going through the cabinets of strangers

809
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 2: and i find like an old bag of quinoa. I'm like, yeah,

810
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 2: I'll at least be able to chew on this.

811
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing I've noticed is that you on

812
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 3: your Instagram will definitely employ the gift, like you show

813
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 3: the gift in process, Like I saw you wearing masks.

814
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, you know what I mean.

815
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 3: So I guess what I'm saying is if there's not

816
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 3: content of you making the rice, I'll feel disrespected. I'll

817
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 3: never come back here and I'll tell everyone that this

818
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 3: was a bad experience.

819
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 4: So you better make that and post it.

820
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 2: People are going to see this keen while used in

821
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 2: some way, I can't.

822
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a paper weight. It's gonna it's honestly

823
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 3: a heavy girl it's so nice. Little it's gonna keep the.

824
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 2: Door stress thing. You can kind of squeeze.

825
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 4: That's a really good idea too.

826
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,760
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're not into cooking, you can always

827
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,959
Speaker 2: squeeze a keenwat bag.

828
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 4: That's really good, like those stress balls. Yeah, honestly, yeah,

829
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 4: that's really good.

830
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to get into the gift bag here

831
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 2: and see what else is happening.

832
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 4: There's a second thing reaching in with the other thing.

833
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is some sort of it, this daily Glow.

834
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 2: I have no idea.

835
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 4: This is Whitney and it's it's from wild Rose Beauty.

836
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 2: And I know you're a fan of living a small business.

837
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 3: I know you're a fan of the Salt Lake City Housewives.

838
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 3: And who doesn't love skincare Being in La You know

839
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 3: it's very dry here.

840
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 4: I know when I moved from New York to Los Angeles,

841
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 4: my skin kind of wild reaction. I needed to start moisturizing.

842
00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 4: I wanted to get the dressed production.

843
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 2: Until you move to La No.

844
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 4: Because your boyfriend will tell you it's.

845
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 2: Very humid, right of course.

846
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 3: And so you come here, your skin it starts interacting

847
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,439
Speaker 3: on a day to day basis with this dry weather,

848
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 3: you must moisturize. So I got the best product in

849
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 3: the bins for you.

850
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 4: Did you? Okay?

851
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 2: So how did this come into your life?

852
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,479
Speaker 4: It was gifted to me by Whitney Rose.

853
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 2: What I mean, I need this to be explained to me.

854
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,479
Speaker 2: So basically, I've been in front of her house.

855
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 3: By the way, you've been in front of her house

856
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 3: because I know you went to beauty lab.

857
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 2: I've been in beauty labs so many times that I

858
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 2: probably you should get some sort of free service. I

859
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 2: mean I've never ordered it. I go in, I get

860
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 2: a picture. Every time I go to Utah, I go

861
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 2: and get a picture.

862
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:43,439
Speaker 4: You get a picture.

863
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 2: They're always very gracious. Of course, they love when people

864
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 2: are there for a picture. I don't know that I

865
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 2: quite trust the situation I see. I mean, I haven't

866
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 2: heard anything bad about it. Yeah, but I'm not ready

867
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 2: to take the leap of them lasering me.

868
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 4: I agree with you.

869
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 3: That being said, if I ever get worked one, I

870
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 3: won't get it anywhere else.

871
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 2: I recently learned that in Utah you don't need to

872
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 2: be licensed to be an es to do literally anything

873
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 2: an esthetician is that what you do when you're at

874
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 2: the beauty Lab believe. So I believe, and this is

875
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 2: all secondhand information, but I believe you can kind of

876
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 2: just do it.

877
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 4: So they're not like dermatologists.

878
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's just like kind of people who

879
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 2: have a game.

880
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 3: Needs starts with needles, you know what I mean.

881
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 2: I mean this is all hearsay. I can't quite speak

882
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 2: to it, but that does worry me a bit. I

883
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 2: have been in front of Whitney ro I kind of

884
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 2: went on a tour. I've been given various information from

885
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 2: people in Salt Lake. We're like, Oh, you've got to

886
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 2: go to this person's house. You gotta go to this

887
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: person's house. I have a picture of We'll have to

888
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 2: post that to Instagram. I'm standing outside her house, which

889
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 2: is kind of scary. My sister lived in her kind

890
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 2: of the community that she lived, and she's like, oh,

891
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 2: I know exactly where that is.

892
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, So the house that we see depicted on the

893
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 4: show is her actual.

894
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 2: Hits I mean, as far as I know. I'm standing, Yeah,

895
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 2: it's her house.

896
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 4: Did you go to Meredith Marks.

897
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 2: No, that's in Park City and she's kind of all

898
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 2: over the place. It's hard to pin down where she's living.

899
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,280
Speaker 3: Right's I know she's famously renting full out New Yorker.

900
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't live there.

901
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 3: I did meet Meredith Marks, and I met her because

902
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 3: she came to the premiere of Fire Islands.

903
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what was the experience?

904
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 4: Like so Brooks with her, the whole family was there.

905
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 3: So basically what happened was, I am all excited. It's

906
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 3: the premiere of the first movie I'm ever in. And

907
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 3: they really rolled out the red carpet for Fire Island

908
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 3: like we were on a major press tour, Like it

909
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 3: was like we were all over. So then I got

910
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 3: to the premiere, It's one of the biggest, most exciting moments.

911
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 3: I'm with a few dear friends and my parents. I

912
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 3: step out. I feel I'm looking good. The publicist from

913
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 3: search Light says to me, Meredith Mars is here, and

914
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,720
Speaker 3: I say where I be Lying away from the red carpet,

915
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,359
Speaker 3: I completely forget, like you just I was excited about.

916
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't care. I walk over to

917
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,919
Speaker 3: earth Marks. I say, Hi, it's so cool that you're here.

918
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 4: I'm in the movie. It's so great to meet you.

919
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 4: And she's like, oh my god, that's amazing. That's crowd

920
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 4: them all that's grit.

921
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, I've actually like talked to

922
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 3: Brooks online because I have well, I have the full

923
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 3: I have both Brooks Marks tracksuits.

924
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 4: I have the Pride edition in classic.

925
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 2: You are contributing to something that I don't.

926
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 3: Yes, Well, first of all, here's what I'll say about

927
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 3: the Brooks Marks tracksuit for all the gay men out there.

928
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 4: It gives ass. Oh interesting, it like lifts. I was like,

929
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 4: are you kidding me? Like, and then I took a

930
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 4: full photo shoot in there.

931
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,439
Speaker 2: How much does it cost? You have to say?

932
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 3: I think it was like one, it's around one fifty.

933
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 4: It really wasn't.

934
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 3: And then I sort of became friendly enough with him

935
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,439
Speaker 3: online that he just sent me the Pride one. And

936
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 3: the other thing was Meredith did not realize who I

937
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 3: was when I was meeting her. She just thought, oh,

938
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 3: he's saiding, I'm gonna ask crying. I came to say, huh,

939
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 3: think about jaw And then like I took a picture

940
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 3: with her. Seth took it and I said, Seth, oh,

941
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 3: my god, you're here. She was like you're coming as

942
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 3: wall And then I was like, okay, well I have

943
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 3: to say hi to him.

944
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 4: Then I do eventually get on the carpet.

945
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 3: There's an iconic video of me like doing all my

946
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 3: talking points for fire. I'm like, well, it's great to

947
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 3: be in a movie about the Chosen family. I'm going acrosside.

948
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 3: I was like, and you know, to do this with

949
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 3: my actual friends was so great and I'm so proud

950
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 3: of Jill went into it a funny writer. In the background.

951
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 3: The entire Marx family is like posing on the red carpet,

952
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 3: and I swear to god, I don't realize it, but

953
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 3: the entire Marx family is just Marxing behind.

954
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 4: It so to see.

955
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 3: Eventually, later on she DMS me and she's like, I

956
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 3: didn't realize who you were, but when you said when

957
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,240
Speaker 3: you posted that photoshoot of you in the brooks Marks tracksuit,

958
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 3: it meant so much to us that he felt support.

959
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 4: And then she goes I.

960
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 3: She goes, I have to send you stuff, and then

961
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 3: I was like, okay. She sent so much stuff from

962
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 3: the I have I have like like eyeblinders from that

963
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 3: say Meredith Mark's for when you sleep.

964
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 4: I have a sweatshirt that says love you baby.

965
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 3: I have ten brooks Marks hats three and white three

966
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 3: and black three and like a few in another color,

967
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 3: in a different style.

968
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 4: I have so much stuff from them. They were very kind.

969
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 4: And then I ran to her into her on the

970
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 4: street again and she was watching an interview of jen

971
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,720
Speaker 4: Shaw and she said, it's so sad.

972
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 3: What's happening? And I was like, are you guys on

973
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 3: good terms? She goes, yeah, we're fine, and I was like,

974
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 3: oh my god. And so then she goes, are you

975
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 3: coming inside? And we were going to this to this event.

976
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 3: It was like this event in New York. Again, she

977
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 3: does not anywhere near now, and.

978
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 4: Then she was all over New York.

979
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm meeting Duran too, Madley, and I was like,

980
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 3: I cannot necessarily meet durand right now I'll turn to sand.

981
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 4: But that's a nice to say.

982
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,439
Speaker 3: I am on the ground floor with the housewives enough

983
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 3: where they will send things.

984
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do want to back up a moment.

985
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 2: You just listened probably fifty things for Meredith. Not one

986
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 2: of them is jewelry, which is the one thing that

987
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 2: apparently she does has.

988
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 4: She don't give that away. No, that's top dollar.

989
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 3: And I did go on the Meredith Mark's jewelry store, OK,

990
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 3: because I thought maybe let's get it like a nice

991
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 3: piece for you know, the lady in your life. And

992
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, but it is like luxury jewelry,

993
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 3: like it is actually really expensive.

994
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 2: Well, I don't care.

995
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 4: I don't care if she if she really is that

996
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 4: in love with you.

997
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 3: She'd send me a heart of the ocean, a ring

998
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 3: or something exactly. So I've gotten tons of stuff from Meredith,

999
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 3: but not jewelry, and Whitney has sent me several products.

1000
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 3: I actually had already bought the moisturide, and so I

1001
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 3: didn't need this one.

1002
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 4: And so that's why I give it to you.

1003
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 2: And have you interacted with Whitney.

1004
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 3: I have talked to Whitney online and we've not interacted

1005
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 3: in person. The only Salt Lake City house I have

1006
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 3: interacted with in person is Meredith Marx. I've interacted with

1007
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 3: Knee online, and I'm sort of afraid of Genshay. I

1008
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 3: never want to speak to her. I'm interested in, like

1009
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 3: Lisa Barlow interaction, Heather, I'm wary.

1010
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 2: Of You're wary of Heather.

1011
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 3: Why, Here's what I'll say. I think she's more of

1012
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 3: a queen Bee than we.

1013
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 4: Interest get from the show.

1014
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 3: And I think that she is one person on the

1015
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 3: show and potentially one person off, and I think you

1016
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 3: can kind of see glimpses of who.

1017
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,760
Speaker 2: She is in the reunions, and you think she's awful.

1018
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 3: I don't think she's awful. I think she's superior. And

1019
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 3: I think this victim narrative that she places on herself

1020
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 3: I'm wary of.

1021
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,439
Speaker 4: I'm very wary of people who clearly.

1022
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 3: Have a lot of money, friends, power, et cetera, and

1023
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 3: are the star of a reality show who say I'm

1024
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 3: a victim, who say, like, my reality is very sad

1025
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 3: and everyone picks on me.

1026
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 4: I don't think so.

1027
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 2: And she's she has clearly alienated anyone that should be

1028
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 2: actually close to her in real life.

1029
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 4: Well, here's what I'll say.

1030
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 3: If her entire thing is I'm such a friend, I

1031
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 3: will stick by you to the end, And that's gonna

1032
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 3: be the kind of friend I want to be to

1033
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 3: the rest of my days. Why is the earth scorched

1034
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 3: with her cousin and best friend Whitney Rose. But meanwhile

1035
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 3: she's like, I'm Rider's Eye gen Shaw, who's like a

1036
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 3: dangerous felon.

1037
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 2: I mean, it really tells us what all of these

1038
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 2: women are. But It's like she's clearly a criminal, and

1039
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 2: you're all acting like she's the victim in the situation.

1040
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 3: Hello, and they're like, oh my god, it's so sad.

1041
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 3: What's happening with Jen? I'm like, yeah, for sure, it

1042
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 3: said for her family. But anyway, we're in the weeds here.

1043
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 4: What suffice to.

1044
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 2: Say, I got a daily glow moisturize.

1045
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 4: I'm waiting on Vita tequila, Okay.

1046
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 2: And that's the only crazy she hasn't sent you any

1047
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 2: I mean, why don't think she.

1048
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 4: Knows I exist?

1049
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 3: Because I think if she did know I exist, it

1050
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 3: would be best friends and we'd be going on insane

1051
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 3: fast food runs together because I really respect and I.

1052
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 4: Can tell you do too. I'm having a trash boyfriend

1053
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 4: with a trash diet that you love her fast food.

1054
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 2: It's fascinating. She lives not that far from my parents,

1055
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 2: and I know, like I'll see the various food in

1056
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 2: her car and I'll be like, oh, I know exactly

1057
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 2: the location she I know that son, I know the

1058
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 2: gas station she was at where she got that sixty

1059
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,800
Speaker 2: four ounce diet.

1060
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 4: Doctor Pepin, You're kidding me.

1061
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 2: I know her path. I could follow her path through

1062
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 2: town that is.

1063
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 4: Fun about watching one that takes place in your hometown.

1064
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is like a weird, little uncomfortable trip home

1065
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 2: all the time. Yeah, but we need to get you

1066
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 2: in touch with Lisa.

1067
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 4: I think it's going to be relatively easy.

1068
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 3: You know what, We did interact one time on Instagram

1069
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 3: because I posted a tagline that I thought she should use,

1070
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 3: which was I'll have a large fry, a diet coke,

1071
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 3: and the truth. And I was like, I think that

1072
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,320
Speaker 3: that would be a really good tagline, and she actually

1073
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 3: responded and she said, that made my day. I just

1074
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 3: want to tell you that that made my day. And

1075
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh my god, it's free to use.

1076
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 3: It's the public domain. And she I think herted that.

1077
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 2: But then she had a current tagline.

1078
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 3: Do you know Her current tagline is I always have

1079
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 3: your back if you stop stabbing me in mind.

1080
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 4: The taglines as of late have not been.

1081
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 2: Good, and we I feel like we need to get

1082
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,439
Speaker 2: a couple more housewives in Salt Lake City.

1083
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 4: I feel like we're trying.

1084
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: Well.

1085
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, Angie Harrington is haunted.

1086
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,439
Speaker 2: What is she doing? She's in the show. Why isn't

1087
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 2: she just part of it? At this point?

1088
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 3: She like is part of it. They're trying to make

1089
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 3: her more of a thing. I think what happened, what's happening.

1090
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 4: Here Bridger is I think she's dumb as hell.

1091
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 2: Well, I hate to break it to you, but several

1092
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 2: of these people, well I don't know.

1093
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 3: She's just certainly not she's not really a positively not there. Well,

1094
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 3: did you watch the most recent episode where her and

1095
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 3: Whinney Rose were doing this little Gray Gardens.

1096
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 2: In the Weird Parlor.

1097
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1098
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like her husband started like an Instagram

1099
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 3: to defame the other women on the shop.

1100
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 2: I's be coenntrolling them.

1101
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 4: It's crazy, it's crazy.

1102
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 2: It's weird to see on that show like something that

1103
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 2: clearly did happen in reality and somebody owning up to

1104
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 2: it because he obviously did do that, and he seems

1105
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 2: very uncomfortable to be admitting he's probably a fifty year

1106
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 2: old man who's like, oh, yeah, I made a fake

1107
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 2: Instagram account and was trolled. Yeah when reality.

1108
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 3: And then they cut to Meredith Marks being like so

1109
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 3: upset that she was at dinner with them. Now she's like,

1110
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 3: I'm here with a fifty two year old man who's

1111
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 3: an online troll. And then I felt at the end

1112
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 3: that in the in the Coming Attractions or the previews Coming.

1113
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 2: Attractions, in Directions Soon.

1114
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 3: Carnival, in the Coming Attractions, I'm gonna keep calling it that.

1115
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 3: Junshaw was like crying whipping her and referred to him

1116
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 3: as Angie's quote unquote fat elf on a shelf, and

1117
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,919
Speaker 3: I thought, no, I don't like the body shaming fat.

1118
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 3: We need to take out. But calling him elf on

1119
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 3: the shelf, I thought was funny.

1120
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 2: It's a terrible insult though he looks nothing like an

1121
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 2: elf on the shelf.

1122
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,280
Speaker 4: Have you seen an elf on the shelf?

1123
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 2: Does it have a beard?

1124
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,720
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter? Or is it just funny? It's a clearly

1125
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 4: elf on the shelf? To me took me if she

1126
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:53,280
Speaker 4: was gonna go.

1127
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 2: On Christmas theme, go Santa Claus. The guy looks has

1128
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 2: way more in common with Santa than Elf on the show.

1129
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 2: Is given like Hollywood Santa, Yeah, totally.

1130
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 3: If Santa moves to Hollywood, he looks like I'm going

1131
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 3: to say, his name is Chris Harrington.

1132
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 2: Wait, Chris Harrington.

1133
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 4: Very close to Chris Harrison?

1134
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, very very close.

1135
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 3: Did I ever tell you I haven't about When I

1136
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 3: was on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire and Chris

1137
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 3: Harrison was the host.

1138
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 2: No when was this?

1139
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 4: This was two thousand and I'm going to say seventeen, okay,

1140
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 4: And I flew out to Vegas.

1141
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 3: Because I got on the show Who Wants to Be

1142
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 3: a Millionaire? And Chris Harrison was the host and I

1143
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 3: was on two episodes.

1144
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:35,840
Speaker 2: Were in the capacity of like celebrity or just person.

1145
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 3: So I was recently on Celebrity Jeopardy just to let

1146
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 3: everyone know how far my career has come. I'm absolutely

1147
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 3: rocketed to the C list. So so, but this was

1148
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 3: when I was nobody. You understand, I was simply a

1149
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 3: server in Brooklyn, and in fact, I think that's what

1150
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 3: they said on the bottom of my screen. I didn't

1151
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:53,760
Speaker 3: say because they asked for your job.

1152
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 4: And I this is at the time when I was like,

1153
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 4: I can't say I'm an actor because it's so humiliating,

1154
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 4: and it's even worse to say you're a comedian.

1155
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 2: But at that point, the post was a thing. They

1156
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 2: could have at least put a thing.

1157
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 3: But even the podcast host would be really embarrassing. And

1158
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 3: then Chris Harrison would be like, yeah, tell us about

1159
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 3: your podcast, and look like.

1160
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 2: To get into that.

1161
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 4: So anyway, Like I get there.

1162
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 3: And the thing about in comparing being on Who Wants

1163
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 3: to Be a Millionaire and being on Jeopardy, you would

1164
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 3: think being on Jeopardy is much more stressful. No, Millionaire

1165
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 3: is so much more stressful because you're the only contestant

1166
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 3: and you have to answer every question and they're playing

1167
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 3: the music.

1168
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 2: The dude, you can feel the cameras zooming in on you.

1169
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 4: It's intense, and you're in the round.

1170
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 3: You're in a circle, and it's like Chris Harrison sort

1171
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,240
Speaker 3: of staring at you watching it, I mean saying the question.

1172
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 4: There's just a lot going on.

1173
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 3: So I get far far enough where they have to

1174
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 3: like break for an episode in the middle, and they're

1175
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 3: like and tomorrow that's kind of bad.

1176
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 4: So you go change your shirt and then you have

1177
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 4: to re enter the.

1178
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,240
Speaker 2: Space right to bring several shirt options.

1179
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 3: I had to bring at least two because too, because

1180
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 3: odds are you were going to be on two episodes

1181
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 3: if you did if you were worth your salt at all,

1182
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 3: and then a third one for if something like absolutely

1183
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 3: was not working on camera, honey. Then I So what

1184
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 3: happened was I re entered the space and I guess,

1185
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 3: like they were rushed because they gave me directions on

1186
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 3: how to re enter the space like after he announces

1187
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 3: me like sort of vaguely. So I messed up my

1188
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 3: entrance and I guess it was I guess it was

1189
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 3: the end of the day for him, so we had

1190
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 3: to do it again. He like basically was just like,

1191
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 3: you know, the energy was.

1192
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 4: Just like not good.

1193
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 3: He's also one of those hosts where you know, at

1194
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 3: the end of an episode where it's a game show

1195
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 3: where the host like chats with a contestant.

1196
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 4: What he was saying was and this is the part

1197
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 4: where we're talking, we were telling saying something et cetera.

1198
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 2: Like he wasn't even at that level.

1199
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 4: Wow.

1200
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 2: So it was that level of that's not really, that's

1201
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 2: not the regious energy.

1202
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 4: You know.

1203
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 2: Regis was getting little personal anecdotes.

1204
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 3: And I recently did Kelly Clarkson, and you know what

1205
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 3: happens when the cameras go down on her curse is

1206
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 3: like a sailor.

1207
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 4: I love it.

1208
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 3: She was like this motherfucker like I was of test,

1209
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,319
Speaker 3: but that's like her vibe and that was a gag.

1210
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 4: Meeting her shoes one of my favorites.

1211
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 2: She's incredible.

1212
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 4: The best.

1213
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 3: And so anyway back to Chris Harrison, I messed up

1214
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 3: my entrance. I come back down for the for the

1215
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 3: new entrance, and he does that thing because I think

1216
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 3: he didn't like that. I was like being playful with

1217
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 3: the audience, like he was like ready to leave, like

1218
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 3: I messed up my entrance and I went like like

1219
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 3: that to the audience and they were like, aha, So

1220
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 3: I come back in and remember when Trump used to

1221
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 3: do that thing where he'd shake someone's hand and then pull.

1222
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 2: I don't remember that, but so he shaked my hand

1223
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,919
Speaker 2: and then like oh when he was like yank you. Yes,

1224
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 2: I thought you were like I thought you were saying

1225
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 2: that Trump was like faking people out with you.

1226
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 4: No, no, no no.

1227
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 3: It's like grabs your hand a little too tight and

1228
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,879
Speaker 3: then pulls you in psych it was like a Trump thing.

1229
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 3: It's like an alpha thing. It's like something that guys

1230
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 3: do to let you know, like there like to like

1231
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 3: you know, man, you like double dog you right, And

1232
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 3: so he did that to me. I came off my

1233
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 3: feet and honestly you can see in the video, I

1234
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 3: like I'm like literally yank towards him a little bit,

1235
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 3: and then I get around on the other side, and

1236
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 3: I'm pissed, like you can see in the video, I'm

1237
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 3: pissed off, and he just like starts in with those

1238
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 3: talking points and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

1239
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 3: But he was unequivocally an asshole. And to watch him

1240
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 3: lose his job and have all this stuff come out,

1241
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 3: it's the chef's kiss I've wanted for years because he

1242
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,240
Speaker 3: was a jerk.

1243
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 2: Wow, that is how far? Like, what did you end

1244
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 2: up winning?

1245
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 3: I won five thousand dollars, so basically I got to

1246
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 3: twenty thousand and then I had twenty thousand, and I

1247
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 3: should have walked away. And then something happened where they

1248
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 3: asked me a question that was sort of a bullshit question,

1249
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 3: and me, being who I am, I was like, let's

1250
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 3: risk it, let's go.

1251
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 4: For it, and I just missed it.

1252
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 2: But well that's the question. Let me see if I

1253
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 2: can try to answer this.

1254
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 4: Okay, here it is.

1255
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 3: This is the correct spelling of the first name of

1256
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 3: the protagonist of Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol. Okay, here

1257
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 3: were the options. A Ebenezer e b e n I

1258
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:10,879
Speaker 3: e z e r Okay, b Ebenezer e b e

1259
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 3: n eazy e r okay, C Ebenezer e b A

1260
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 3: n ea z e r d Ebenezer e b e

1261
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 3: n e e z e r.

1262
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 2: None of those are what I was imagining that I'm

1263
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 2: gonna have to go with B.

1264
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 4: You would have been right, Oh my god, So I

1265
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 4: thought I wasn't.

1266
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 2: I should have been there. I should have been there,

1267
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 2: you know what.

1268
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 3: I used my fifty to fifty huh, And they knocked

1269
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 3: out A and C, which I knew were not right right.

1270
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 3: And then something was like Ebenezer like the ease felt

1271
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 3: really long for me, and I was like, I think

1272
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 3: it's D was wrong.

1273
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 4: He was thrilled to see me go crushed. You left

1274
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 4: of five.

1275
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 3: Thousand dollars a thousand. But the good thing about it

1276
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 3: was I was out in Vegas and I taped. They

1277
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 3: asked you to save three days. I was there. I

1278
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 3: taped on the first day. So the next day I

1279
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 3: was just like, I'm spending this five K I got,

1280
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 3: which I spent it almost entirely in Bloody Mary's at

1281
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 3: the pool.

1282
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 2: Mandola beg how much did they take out of Texas?

1283
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,280
Speaker 4: Oh?

1284
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 3: Probably like sixt you go home completely in the hole. Yeah,

1285
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 3: just like not you I went for the experience and

1286
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,439
Speaker 3: they didn't find me out.

1287
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 2: They wan you had to pay to get there. Yes,

1288
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,359
Speaker 2: so this you pay to get there.

1289
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 3: But like basically if you go and you win no money,

1290
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 3: you still get a thousand dollars for appearing.

1291
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 4: So like ultimately it like cancels out.

1292
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,439
Speaker 2: And it's a yeah, like a life experience. It's sure

1293
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 2: you can tell later on a podcast that you don't

1294
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 2: know the correct spelling of Ebenezer.

1295
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I will. I would actually say I did

1296
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 3: know it, but the stress got to me. And also

1297
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 3: what a stupid question that will? That will be with

1298
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 3: me forever?

1299
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 2: Of course you remembered it exactly.

1300
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 4: I'll never forget it.

1301
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 3: And it's also like it's out there, like I mean,

1302
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 3: you can watch it like on YouTube. There's like there's

1303
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 3: like still clips of it. But yeah, no, I did

1304
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 3: much better on Jeopardy.

1305
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 2: How much did you end up winning on Jeopardy?

1306
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 3: I so it was for charity because it was celebrity

1307
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,360
Speaker 3: Jeopardy and also remember it's the celebrit Jeopardy is Jeopardy

1308
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 3: for babies of course. So it was me Ayisha Tyler

1309
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 3: and John Michael Higgins.

1310
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 2: Who were both wonder fantastic.

1311
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 3: And I started really bad, but ultimately I ended with

1312
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,800
Speaker 3: a score of thirty thousand, five hundred dollars.

1313
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's pretty good.

1314
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I won thirty thousand dollars for my charity,

1315
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 3: which is called Story Parts Change Makers.

1316
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good that's a good charity.

1317
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 4: It is.

1318
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:39,879
Speaker 2: What do you think is easier Celebrity Jeopardy or Teen Jeopardy?

1319
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 4: I think Celebrity Jeopardy is easier.

1320
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:42,720
Speaker 2: Wow.

1321
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 3: Teen Jeopardy is, Like the reason why it's fun to

1322
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 3: watch teen Jeopardy is because they're so smart. Well, the

1323
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 3: thing is, you're never smarter than you are in high school.

1324
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's absolutely true. There are things I knew in

1325
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 2: high school have vanished for mine.

1326
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, you know, you could be defining what a

1327
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 3: river valley is. You can talk about how you know

1328
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 3: Mesopotamia was the first civilization, all the Doudet day, you

1329
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like.

1330
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 4: All these things that then pop up in Jeopardy.

1331
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 2: Later when there I wish I had held on to it.

1332
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 3: When they're like the category is World Rivers, I was like,

1333
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put my buzzer downs. I'll be walking away.

1334
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 3: I'll be walking away world. If I was like on

1335
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 3: Jeopardy I was, I'd like to walk away. They're like,

1336
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 3: that's not how this one works. I'd like to walk away.

1337
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 2: That would be the best moment that ever.

1338
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna walk away. I should have done that.

1339
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, next time.

1340
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 3: Well, actually no, When you mess around on Jeopardy, the

1341
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 3: Jeopardy fans get really mad.

1342
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 2: They're a very passionate crowd.

1343
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 4: You know who's really in trouble right now is Hassan minhaj.

1344
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,879
Speaker 2: Oh I heard about doing on the show.

1345
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 4: Well, he was goofing off. Okay, he was sort of doing.

1346
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 3: He was doing a lot, And I would say, like,

1347
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 3: the comedian part of me is like, yeah, you're on

1348
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,919
Speaker 3: Celebrity Jeopardy, like the now they're talking about you because

1349
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 3: you were funny, great, right. But the other half is like,

1350
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 3: these people take it seriously.

1351
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 2: It's temple.

1352
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,760
Speaker 3: A lot of Jeopardy fans are upset that Celebrity Jeopardy

1353
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:10,319
Speaker 3: even exists. Oh, of course, because they're like, these people

1354
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 3: aren't smart. They make a mockery of they're dumber, and

1355
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 3: why are they on there with the opportunity to earn

1356
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 3: money for anything?

1357
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 4: Never mind that it's charity. You freaks.

1358
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 3: They're like, these questions are garbage. And when you have

1359
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 3: like a brain fart moment on Celebrity Jeopardy, you're the

1360
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 3: dumbest person in the world.

1361
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 4: But meanwhile, on.

1362
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 3: Regular Jeopardy, they have those moments all the time, and

1363
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 3: they're just like, well, sometimes that happens.

1364
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 2: I feel like some real dummies sneak into regular Jeopardy.

1365
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 3: What I am as a celebrity rights activist.

1366
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 4: No, but he is in trouble.

1367
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 2: Wow.

1368
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 4: And Elizah Schlessinger was in trouble too well because she

1369
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:51,919
Speaker 4: was goofing off too much. But she won. She won,

1370
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 4: she won somehow, she was horrible on the show ship.

1371
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 2: Who is she up against?

1372
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:02,320
Speaker 3: I don't know. I said, they're not actually famous. I'm

1373
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 3: not a celebrity. I mean, I'm not walking on the streets.

1374
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 3: People are being like, oh my god, like did you

1375
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 3: meet Rogers? I love that for you, Like.

1376
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 4: None of you watched it. You were good in it,

1377
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 4: thank you so much, truly good.

1378
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:14,839
Speaker 3: And people did watch it. I guess I'm just trying

1379
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:15,760
Speaker 3: to self deprecate.

1380
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 2: Sure, and it's on showtime, and thank you for that.

1381
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,919
Speaker 2: There are forty people watching show. I mean forty people

1382
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 2: subscribe to Showtime and.

1383
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 4: My special Have Your Head of Christmas is streaming December.

1384
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 2: Second you, oh, that's period. We've got to cut that out.

1385
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 2: We'll cut out the show Time talking.

1386
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 3: About No, we can't cut it out. Because here's what

1387
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 3: I want to say to people. If you don't want it,

1388
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 3: just get the thirty day trial. Get the thirty day trial.

1389
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 3: If you're a Matt Rogers fan, if you're in the

1390
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 3: Matt Rogers fan community, watch the special.

1391
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 2: Met hold for one second, because we're gonna play a

1392
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 2: game and you're gonna have an opportunity to promote this.

1393
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 2: You're gonna have a full.

1394
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 4: No, you're wrong.

1395
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have two opportunities because I'm gonna keep saying

1396
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 3: what I'm saying right now. And you can stream the

1397
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 3: eight episodes or season one of I Love that for

1398
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 3: you stalking when that's a Bear Malee show and Jennifer

1399
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 3: Lewis and me and Matt Rodgers that that's.

1400
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 2: Very good in the show. Thank you so much, very good.

1401
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 4: Uh, thank you for watching it.

1402
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 2: We're gonna play a game.

1403
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 4: Now.

1404
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 2: We're gonna play a game. Now for now, we're gonna

1405
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 2: play a game. Let's play gift Master, actually for game

1406
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:12,919
Speaker 2: called gift Master.

1407
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 4: Whatever do you think would be most fun for I'm.

1408
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 2: Trying to think of the last game we played. You know,

1409
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 2: listeners starts screaming if a game doesn't get played often

1410
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 2: and off that sort.

1411
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 3: Of So I want to play the game that everyone's

1412
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 3: gonna be most excited about.

1413
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I think they'll they'll be happy to play this game. Okay,

1414
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 2: unless you fuck it up. Oh god, that would be terrible.

1415
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 2: I need a number between one and ten from you.

1416
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 4: Well, then I'm gonna choose six.

1417
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 2: Okay, six. I have to do some light calculating. Okay,

1418
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 2: so I have to get the game pieces.

1419
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 4: This is your testing to a kind of gag that

1420
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 4: I picked six.

1421
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 2: Six is a bad number. It's kind of a nasty number,

1422
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 2: but that's.

1423
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 3: I was just gagged because I thought it was random.

1424
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 3: You were saying, you know, you say my choice is bad.

1425
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 3: Use the word bad and nasty.

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00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.

1427
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 3: I come with gifts because he demands gifts. I come

1428
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 3: in certainly didn't demand gifts. I begged you not to

1429
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 3: for months, Larissa. I don't know what Analise and Larissa

1430
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 3: were talking about on the email thread. Analis is doing

1431
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 3: some things that are really disrupting this. You know how

1432
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 3: describer underhanded, sneaky, I would say, sneaky, sneaklicitous.

1433
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 2: You have the mic to continue promoting or recommending. I mean, yeah,

1434
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 2: you've got you still have some things to promote. I

1435
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 2: feel like it's an endless well of you will till

1436
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 2: you're dead. Your last words will be promotion shit.

1437
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 4: On Netflix.

1438
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 3: Okay, so everyone watched Q fours on Netflix. It's a

1439
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 3: ten episode, a queer animated spot show. It will not

1440
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 3: get a second season. I hope that you watched Hot

1441
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 3: Dog on HBO Max, the dog groom and competition show

1442
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 3: I hosted, because you can't watch it anymore. They've taken

1443
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 3: it off stream. The podcast Last Culture says, wherever you

1444
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 3: do get your podcast, I co host that with little

1445
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 3: known comedian and Yang, someone who's actually famous and therefore

1446
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 3: would never do celebrity Jeopardy, would never stoop to such

1447
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 3: a thing, though I do think he'd do well on

1448
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 3: it because he's smarter than me. He's both more famous

1449
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 3: and smarter than me, and dress is better.

1450
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 4: So those are certainly things I have going on.

1451
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 3: And so is this where you said I have the

1452
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 3: opportunity to promote is this okay? So, and my tour

1453
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 3: Have you Heard of Christmas? Is on sale now? Please come.

1454
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 3: I'm going to fourteen cities. It accompanies the musical comedy

1455
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 3: special of the same name, Matt Rogers. Have you Heard

1456
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 3: of Christmas? The streams December second and then henceforth forever,

1457
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 3: we hope, unless they HBO Max hot dog it and

1458
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 3: yank it on down. So watch it while you can,

1459
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 3: because the industry is in disarray and Bridger's back.

1460
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 2: The industry is flipping the lights off.

1461
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 4: Absolutely.

1462
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 2: The television will probably be around for another two years,

1463
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 2: so I hope people enjoy it.

1464
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we're all going to be just like

1465
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 4: on TikTok.

1466
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 2: Have you recently joined TikTok?

1467
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 4: Yes?

1468
01:00:56,680 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 3: I recently joined TikTok because I was told I must, literally,

1469
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 3: in order to promote the special, you gotta get on TikTok.

1470
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 3: I was like, They're like, if you're not gonna be

1471
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 3: on Twitter, you gotta be on TikTok. And I refuse

1472
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 3: to be on Elon Musk's Twitter. Oh of course, there's

1473
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 3: absolutely no way. And so I won't get back on

1474
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 3: Facebook either. No, I will only be.

1475
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 2: That would love for you to go to Facebook to

1476
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 2: promote the special.

1477
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well they asked me to and I was like.

1478
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 2: That does being on any of none? No, No one

1479
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 2: wants to be told to watch anything on any of

1480
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 2: these services. It does nothing.

1481
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 4: I don't want any Facebook people at my show either.

1482
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 2: That would be very I want you to get on

1483
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 2: Facebook Marketplace and try to sell tickets to you.

1484
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, and that'll be the real that'll be that

1485
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 3: you know you use it, rock bottom.

1486
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 4: Please my tickets to the show, especially in Atlanta. We're

1487
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 4: struggling there.

1488
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 2: I do want Atlanta reach out.

1489
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 4: Don't reach out, just buy tickets. I don't want to

1490
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 4: know not to engage. See me at the take a picture.

1491
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 2: I do want to ask you before we get into

1492
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 2: the game. Yeah, just quickly, I want to talk about

1493
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 2: Mariah Careyes, all I want for Christmas?

1494
01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 4: Is you sure?

1495
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 2: Something that I've been thinking about recently is will there

1496
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:06,479
Speaker 2: ever be a more beloved Christmas song? And what would

1497
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 2: it take?

1498
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:08,800
Speaker 4: We won't know in our lifetime, I don't think.

1499
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,120
Speaker 2: Okay, interesting kind of like will we ever get to

1500
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 2: another planet?

1501
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 4: Then? Right? So it's sort of like I think it took.

1502
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 3: It's actually interesting I would love to go back into

1503
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 3: a time in a time machine, back to whenever that

1504
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,440
Speaker 3: song was released. I guess ninety four, yeah, I think

1505
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 3: ninety four yeah, And I would love to see how

1506
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 3: people reacted to it at the time. I'm sure it

1507
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 3: was a hit because I remember it being like a

1508
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 3: big hit when even when I was like seven eight

1509
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 3: years old, when I started to really love Mariah and

1510
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 3: it was on the radio all the time, And I

1511
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 3: think I've always identified it as like a modern classic.

1512
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 4: Right now, it's just a standard.

1513
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh so who knows if, like, you know, we'll

1514
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 3: say her name again. Kelly Clarkson's Underneath the Tree in

1515
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 3: twenty years is a modern standard. I don't know that

1516
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 3: anything is hit as hard that's new.

1517
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 2: But yeah, maybe there is something out there that is

1518
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 2: making its way into the the thing.

1519
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 3: It's hard to write because the Christmas sound like and

1520
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 3: to like earnestly plug the show. Basically, what my show

1521
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 3: is is it's an original pop Christmas album, right and

1522
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 3: it's basically me trying to be the Prince of Christmas,

1523
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 3: like Mariah is the Queen of Christmas, and this show

1524
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 3: is a documentation of that. So because capitalism and of course, holidays, celebration,

1525
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 3: being together, et cetera, all those things. Senna vibes not

1526
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 3: red and green for you, not necessarily. It's more of

1527
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 3: a silver and gold moment. You ever seen the original

1528
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 3: Rudolph the clamations.

1529
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 4: Of culverin.

1530
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 2: Specifically for you?

1531
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:40,920
Speaker 4: Yeah? Wow, so that was that.

1532
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,920
Speaker 3: I actually in the in the special and practice say

1533
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 3: I wear a silver suit, so you can't tell me

1534
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 3: that I'm messing up with colors.

1535
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 4: But how did I How did I get?

1536
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 2: We're trying to get to like, what will there ever

1537
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 2: be a thing to write?

1538
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 3: It's hard to It's hard to write a Christmas song

1539
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 3: that feels really different from everything else and therefore stands

1540
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 3: out enough to become a classic because the Christmas sound

1541
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 3: is so specific and you need certain elements.

1542
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 2: Like you need like the ding ding bell, some sort

1543
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 2: of bell.

1544
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 3: You need some chimes orchestraly, like we're working in the

1545
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 3: same area. So I think until someone can reinvent the

1546
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:21,920
Speaker 3: form a little bit, we won't get like necessarily a

1547
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 3: classic song. But people should watch my special and tell

1548
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:26,960
Speaker 3: me if there's a front runner for.

1549
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,920
Speaker 2: Yes, you might be the person. Yeah, I mean it

1550
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:32,920
Speaker 2: could it wouldn't that be fun? You never know, you

1551
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 2: just truly never.

1552
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 3: I guess we'll find out and that people feel free

1553
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:38,040
Speaker 3: to tell me if all the songs.

1554
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:41,920
Speaker 2: Are flops, reach out Atlanta, reach out at lant to

1555
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 2: reach out. Okay, we've delayed enough with the game. This

1556
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,400
Speaker 2: is how the game works. Over your name three gifts.

1557
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 2: You can give away, three things that you'll be giving someone.

1558
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 4: And being giving season.

1559
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 2: This is good, Yeah, this is absolutely perfect. And then

1560
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 2: I'm going to name three celebrities. Okay, you're gonna tell

1561
01:04:57,120 --> 01:05:00,040
Speaker 2: me which celebrity you will give which gift and why.

1562
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 4: I love this.

1563
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:01,400
Speaker 2: That make perfect sense.

1564
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 3: That actually makes extreme sense to me, and I'm excited.

1565
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:05,640
Speaker 4: I'm a giver.

1566
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 2: Okay, so these are these are all kind of unconventional gifts.

1567
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 2: Number one A low rated morning talk show?

1568
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 4: Got it so?

1569
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,680
Speaker 3: Low rated morning talk show? Now can I ask a

1570
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 3: clarifying question? Of course, does the low rated morning.

1571
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 4: Talk show stay on the air or does.

1572
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:23,560
Speaker 2: It get Yes, I mean it's it's definitely staying on

1573
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,840
Speaker 2: the air, maybe because there's just not a better option, or.

1574
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 3: Maybe the network is like, we put a lot of

1575
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:29,640
Speaker 3: money into what we're going to see it through.

1576
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 2: Right, We're gonna let this thing totally sink.

1577
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:33,560
Speaker 4: Us a low rated morning talk show. Okay.

1578
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:37,480
Speaker 2: Number two, and this isn't an interesting one. And at

1579
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:38,479
Speaker 2: an appearance on this.

1580
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 4: Podcast, and the listeners are dedicated.

1581
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:44,880
Speaker 2: We've got a dedicated audience. Do they have a name listener?

1582
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 4: Listener?

1583
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 2: I think that at some point people were pitching things

1584
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 2: and I thought, can we just call them the listener? Okay,

1585
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 2: because there's a respect there, there's I think that I

1586
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:58,920
Speaker 2: just that's what they're doing. They're listening. They're hopefully doing

1587
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 2: absolutely nothing else while it's happening, sitting still and yeah,

1588
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 2: just completely maybe taking taking notes.

1589
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a gracious host.

1590
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 3: So this and and like I said, this atmosphere is

1591
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,040
Speaker 3: beautiful and I'm having a wonderful time.

1592
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 4: So that is a true gift. Uh.

1593
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 2: And Number three the United States of America.

1594
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 4: Giving them the power to govern the country.

1595
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 3: They get get the country, and we've seen that go

1596
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 3: certain ways.

1597
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 2: It's got some nicks and some dents.

1598
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,720
Speaker 4: It's well, we have a long way to go.

1599
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:30,160
Speaker 2: We've got we really do.

1600
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 3: And this country has immortal wound. We can't get into

1601
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 3: it too much, but let's just say that there's a

1602
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,920
Speaker 3: lot of deep seated issues in the country.

1603
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 2: Or it's a divided land that is.

1604
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 4: Not even that is that is a loaded gift, has.

1605
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:46,600
Speaker 2: A major responsibility. It's kind of like a dog giving

1606
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:49,040
Speaker 2: a child a pet. It's like there's a lot more.

1607
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 2: You've got to walk this thing every day, and you've

1608
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 2: got to feed it, and it could bite you.

1609
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. And that's got many enemies.

1610
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 2: Right as we know about dogs, they all have tons

1611
01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 2: of enemies.

1612
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 3: Well when a dog, when a dog does not like

1613
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 3: another dog, you fucking know.

1614
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 2: It, it will be jaws around throat.

1615
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 3: Honey, that dog is Saudi Arabia over there, that dog

1616
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:09,120
Speaker 3: is China as hell.

1617
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 4: You don't like us, Okay.

1618
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 2: The celebrities. Number one, Michael Shannon, he haunted Michael Shannon.

1619
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 2: I love Michael Shannon. Number two, this is unusual. It's

1620
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:24,880
Speaker 2: a group. It's the Scars Guard family, the entire clan.

1621
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:28,960
Speaker 4: That's honestly, I have an instinct for them already.

1622
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 2: Okay, it's help me. I know. It's Bill the father. Yeah, Stellin' stellin.

1623
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,560
Speaker 2: I always feel like Stellen should be Bill and Bill

1624
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 2: should be Stelling because Bill is older and Bill sounds

1625
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:43,560
Speaker 2: like an older person's name.

1626
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:48,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does, Stellin feels more closer to their like Nordic.

1627
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 2: Roots, right, but like also younger and fresher and new.

1628
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 2: And there are probably other scars Guards. If there's three,

1629
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:57,560
Speaker 2: there's gotta be more, for sure, for sure, But it's

1630
01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:02,680
Speaker 2: the scars Guard family. There's mother because in the picture,

1631
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 2: unless they were all adopted by gay men.

1632
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,280
Speaker 3: I don't think they're brought together. I don't get the

1633
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 3: sense that they've been around a lot of games.

1634
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 2: I mean, it could be a generations and generations of

1635
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 2: gay men adopting other. Uh, it's a possibility, it's certainly

1636
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:16,280
Speaker 2: not out.

1637
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:19,320
Speaker 3: I I do think that there was a mother involved,

1638
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:21,240
Speaker 3: but it's great that you're open to that.

1639
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 2: Number Three we love her Juliette Binoche.

1640
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 3: Juliette Binoche. She of course a stunning actress. I knew

1641
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:33,960
Speaker 3: her from Chocolatte, I knew her from Dan in real life.

1642
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:36,720
Speaker 3: She actually turns quite the performance in Dan in real

1643
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:39,000
Speaker 3: Life and Dan in Real Life, starring Steve Carell and

1644
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:41,520
Speaker 3: Dane Cook, a much better movie.

1645
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 2: Cook is in that movie.

1646
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:45,120
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the recent films.

1647
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:46,960
Speaker 3: My bit is that if I ever meet Dane Cook,

1648
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:50,800
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I love your films. Good luck Chuck

1649
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,400
Speaker 3: Dan in real life employee of the Month.

1650
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:58,120
Speaker 2: That's an interesting you can really watch the downhill slide

1651
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,240
Speaker 2: for that career into the mayor.

1652
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:02,639
Speaker 4: The Oh what does she six?

1653
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:07,640
Speaker 2: Okay, so we have the celebrities.

1654
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:12,360
Speaker 3: We had Michael Shannon, the Scar's guard family, and Juliete Binoschi.

1655
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:13,320
Speaker 2: Most recently of the Staircase.

1656
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 4: Yes, didn't see it.

1657
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:15,599
Speaker 2: Oh, she's excellent.

1658
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 3: I'm sure she's very talented. So I'm to give one

1659
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:22,439
Speaker 3: a low rated morning talk show. I'm to give one

1660
01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 3: of the United States of America, and I'm to give

1661
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 3: one an appearance on this podcast.

1662
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 2: Which in a way is kind of a gift to me. Yeah,

1663
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:30,679
Speaker 2: so you have to think about me in this scenario.

1664
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 3: So, in picking up on the things I've picked up on,

1665
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:35,599
Speaker 3: you said you loved Michael Shannon.

1666
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,080
Speaker 2: I do, like I love all of these people. I mean,

1667
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:39,240
Speaker 2: I probably know you need.

1668
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:40,800
Speaker 4: To say that about all of them.

1669
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,280
Speaker 2: Now I'm begging. I'm like, I'm trying to throw you

1670
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 2: off here.

1671
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:46,320
Speaker 3: What I'd like to do is I would love to

1672
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:48,839
Speaker 3: see Michael Shannon come here and guests on this podcast.

1673
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 3: I'm going to give that gift to him. You have

1674
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:54,519
Speaker 3: a wonderful conversation, and I think that honestly, this atmosphe

1675
01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:55,439
Speaker 3: would lighten him up a little.

1676
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:57,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think he would be like on

1677
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:58,680
Speaker 2: a podcast? U.

1678
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 3: I think he would answer directly but wouldn't elaborate on

1679
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,640
Speaker 3: a lot of things. I think it would just be

1680
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:08,360
Speaker 3: very like you know, I think you'd I think it

1681
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:09,839
Speaker 3: would be forty five minutes.

1682
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:12,559
Speaker 4: I think that you.

1683
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,479
Speaker 2: I think a lot of a lot of me talking,

1684
01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:16,680
Speaker 2: a lot of me carry.

1685
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:19,200
Speaker 3: And I don't think he'd bring a gift, which I

1686
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 3: know you say you don't want, but is crucial to

1687
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:23,559
Speaker 3: the podcast a gift.

1688
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:26,640
Speaker 2: And that's like his publicist is probably too scared to

1689
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:29,360
Speaker 2: tell him that, like that's part of this podcast, and

1690
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 2: so he just shows up and he's like.

1691
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:34,639
Speaker 3: I saw I said no gifts, And I always pay

1692
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 3: very close attention to the text, and so he's he's

1693
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:39,240
Speaker 3: like someone that's like an actor. He's like, I saw

1694
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:41,360
Speaker 3: the text, was I said no gifts. You gave me

1695
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:43,640
Speaker 3: a directive and what do you mean I didn't do

1696
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,519
Speaker 3: it right, et cetera. So he's coming on the podcast, right,

1697
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 3: Juliette Binoche, I feel it's getting the low rated morning

1698
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:53,759
Speaker 3: talk show because I feel that she has the power

1699
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 3: as an grounded actress to get people to really drop in.

1700
01:10:57,960 --> 01:11:00,759
Speaker 3: I see her in sort of a Kashmir. I see

1701
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:04,120
Speaker 3: like her coming in, sitting down like golf collaps in

1702
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:06,800
Speaker 3: the audience, no monologue, just today, We're going to be

1703
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,720
Speaker 3: speaking with someone I've wanted to talk to for a

1704
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:09,559
Speaker 3: very long time.

1705
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:10,639
Speaker 4: It's cap Lanchette.

1706
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 3: And then she comes out and sits down and they

1707
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:14,519
Speaker 3: sort of just talk about the craft of acting. And

1708
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:19,400
Speaker 3: it's got like a dedicated audience of not that many people,

1709
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 3: but it's sort of more ASMR than anything else.

1710
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 2: I think that she actually makes perfect sense for a

1711
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:26,360
Speaker 2: morning show. That's the sort of morning show I want

1712
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:28,120
Speaker 2: to watch where it's like I'm waking up. I need

1713
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:29,760
Speaker 2: it to be a little bit more quiet. I need

1714
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:30,200
Speaker 2: to be.

1715
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,120
Speaker 4: Kelly Ripa screaming, you know what I mean.

1716
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 3: It's like it's Juliette Binoch sort of like gently whispering

1717
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 3: a suggestion.

1718
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 2: I would love, yes, love for her to have a

1719
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 2: low rated morning talk show.

1720
01:11:42,479 --> 01:11:45,400
Speaker 3: Yes, And I'm giving the United States of America to

1721
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:48,280
Speaker 3: the Scar's guards who come from a socialist country and

1722
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:49,920
Speaker 3: so they come from.

1723
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:53,839
Speaker 2: Norway, Okay, sure, which is doing it right, right, of course,

1724
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 2: there's never any trouble.

1725
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:59,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's sort of Northern European way of life is

1726
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:02,240
Speaker 3: something I wish we'd emulate here more. And I think

1727
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 3: that because they are so powerful, and if Alexander is

1728
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:07,479
Speaker 3: the face of it all, I think some of these

1729
01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:09,080
Speaker 3: people are just gonna do what he says. I mean,

1730
01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:12,000
Speaker 3: I will do whatever that man says. In an of course,

1731
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,800
Speaker 3: he could tell me to do whatever. So if he

1732
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:17,840
Speaker 3: is the president, that's gonna be someone I follow.

1733
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:19,719
Speaker 2: He would be an incredible I feel like he actually

1734
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,599
Speaker 2: will That feels like a presidential candidate. Too bad he's

1735
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:23,840
Speaker 2: born in another country.

1736
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,759
Speaker 4: That's true, I'm still giving.

1737
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:27,960
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it's just being handed over.

1738
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,080
Speaker 3: Right because in this scenario it's I mean sort of

1739
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:31,360
Speaker 3: those rules don't really apply.

1740
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 2: Are the scars Guards fleeing Norway?

1741
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:37,040
Speaker 4: I don't even I certain they live in La Boo.

1742
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:39,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like they are kind of turning their back.

1743
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:43,120
Speaker 2: So what I thout the Scarsguard family.

1744
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 3: I don't think that they're turning their back in their country.

1745
01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:48,160
Speaker 3: I think they moved to America, the land of great opportunity,

1746
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:51,000
Speaker 3: in order to further their careers, and they have and

1747
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:52,120
Speaker 3: so this is in.

1748
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,040
Speaker 4: Many ways the American dream.

1749
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:54,679
Speaker 3: Right.

1750
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 2: What's the other family the Australians, the athor oh, the

1751
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:03,080
Speaker 2: hems the Hemsworths, that's right, Yeah, you're all strong. Okay,

1752
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:05,080
Speaker 2: these families, these talents, Yeah, they.

1753
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,400
Speaker 4: Come over in their talents and families. Yes, becuse you

1754
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:07,680
Speaker 4: know what.

1755
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 3: There's Chris Hemsworth, there's Liam Hemsworth, and then there's another

1756
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:14,759
Speaker 3: hems Luke Luke, say Luke, can you imagine being Luke Hemsworth.

1757
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:18,920
Speaker 4: That's like being what's that? Uh? The Jonas that's not

1758
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:20,839
Speaker 4: Nick Jonas or Joe.

1759
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:24,120
Speaker 2: Jonas, Devon, Yeah, Devon Jonas.

1760
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:27,080
Speaker 3: Devin Jonas. And what is his name? That sucks Jonas?

1761
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 3: It is Kevin. It's not Devon, it's Kevin. You were

1762
01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 3: so close for Kevin. Kevin reach Out, Atlanta.

1763
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:36,639
Speaker 2: Reach Out.

1764
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:37,879
Speaker 4: He would do this podcast.

1765
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 2: Kevin stay at home, but he'd bring his wife. Is

1766
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:44,000
Speaker 2: he real? Religious?

1767
01:13:44,479 --> 01:13:44,960
Speaker 4: I think that.

1768
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 3: They're all some sort of vague used to be wearing up.

1769
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:55,800
Speaker 3: People got married because couldn't fuck without it, et cetera.

1770
01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:59,000
Speaker 2: Okay, uh, excellently played beautiful.

1771
01:13:59,479 --> 01:14:02,559
Speaker 3: I think that that I honestly think that all of

1772
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 3: those things, if they happened would make the world a

1773
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:07,519
Speaker 3: better place.

1774
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:11,760
Speaker 2: Absolutely, And I can't imagine the Scars Guard family being

1775
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:13,320
Speaker 2: a guest on this pot. I don't know how I

1776
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:15,559
Speaker 2: would handle it. I actually think that would be shorter

1777
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:17,439
Speaker 2: than forty five minutes. I think that that you would

1778
01:14:17,479 --> 01:14:19,000
Speaker 2: have so little to say to me.

1779
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 4: Well, I got to say something. You don't have enough

1780
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:21,400
Speaker 4: mics for that.

1781
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:23,960
Speaker 2: No, I mean, God knows how many people are showing up.

1782
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,040
Speaker 2: We've we named three, but we don't know how many

1783
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:27,439
Speaker 2: other Scars Guards exist.

1784
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:31,839
Speaker 3: You haven't created an atmosphere that's conducive to the Scars

1785
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:32,559
Speaker 3: Guards being here.

1786
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:33,320
Speaker 2: You're blaming me.

1787
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:35,519
Speaker 4: Yes, you need a mic. I need a mic.

1788
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:38,719
Speaker 3: Analyst needs a mic because when she chimes in, it's perfect.

1789
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:41,800
Speaker 3: What do you have to say right now? Anything good?

1790
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:44,960
Speaker 4: Having a great time, a great time? Okay? Do you

1791
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,200
Speaker 4: agree with my gifts?

1792
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:49,760
Speaker 2: I thought about having Juliette come on the podcast because

1793
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:51,920
Speaker 2: from a producers standpoint, I thought the same. I thought

1794
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,360
Speaker 2: maybe Michael wouldn't talk that much. I didn't want that

1795
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:56,800
Speaker 2: to drive you crazy. I will say, Michael, I feel

1796
01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:59,559
Speaker 2: like we're all under underestimating Michael.

1797
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:00,160
Speaker 4: I think he me.

1798
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,600
Speaker 2: Look, here's the thing's true.

1799
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:06,439
Speaker 3: Like these actors are like, it's like, yeah, but at

1800
01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 3: the end of the day, you're in full makeup every

1801
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:11,880
Speaker 3: day and you you do hit the carpet, babe, And

1802
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:14,600
Speaker 3: it's not like you weren't dating like Michelle Williams, you

1803
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:14,760
Speaker 3: know what.

1804
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,880
Speaker 4: I mean, Like, come on, one time I saw him in

1805
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:19,719
Speaker 4: Red Hook because I Michael Shannon.

1806
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 3: Yes, because Michelle Williams like lived over where I was

1807
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:28,639
Speaker 3: waiting tables and he was just walking in a fair

1808
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,880
Speaker 3: way to name another supermarket.

1809
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:32,599
Speaker 4: And I literally was like, oh my god, this Michael Shannon.

1810
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:34,680
Speaker 3: And he was with I guess like a young child,

1811
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:39,599
Speaker 3: and it was giving like gruff parent that makes sense

1812
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:43,599
Speaker 3: Sunday morning vibes, but certainly like he's an actor.

1813
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:46,799
Speaker 2: He's an actor. But I I, Michael, if you're listening,

1814
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:48,639
Speaker 2: I feel like you've got a fun side.

1815
01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:49,479
Speaker 4: I feel sure.

1816
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:51,920
Speaker 2: I feel like he's light and airy.

1817
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,840
Speaker 3: I think that if he came here, you would charm

1818
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:58,559
Speaker 3: him so that he would open up. And also, here's

1819
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:01,719
Speaker 3: another thing for the producing element.

1820
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:02,599
Speaker 2: It stop.

1821
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:04,400
Speaker 4: I need to switch jackets.

1822
01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:09,720
Speaker 2: Okay, I just I want to wear that jacket for

1823
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:14,799
Speaker 2: the final segment of the podcast. So we are switching

1824
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:17,519
Speaker 2: jackets and there is going to be an energy shift

1825
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:21,280
Speaker 2: on the podcast. There's no helping. God only knows. This

1826
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,840
Speaker 2: smells great? What sort of this feels like you've got

1827
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:24,479
Speaker 2: a cologne on.

1828
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:28,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually last night I did put a colone.

1829
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:28,840
Speaker 2: I'm going to take that.

1830
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:29,479
Speaker 4: I was trying.

1831
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:31,960
Speaker 3: I was trying to impress someone who doesn't want to

1832
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:32,679
Speaker 3: date me anymore.

1833
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:35,639
Speaker 2: So that looks great. I mean, it's certainly too small

1834
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:35,880
Speaker 2: for you.

1835
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little small, but because because you're more

1836
01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:39,960
Speaker 3: of a small and I'm more of a medium, Yeah,

1837
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,960
Speaker 3: you're definitely it's size queen.

1838
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:42,599
Speaker 4: You rare.

1839
01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:46,640
Speaker 2: You rarely meet a medium. It's either a small or

1840
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,680
Speaker 2: a large person. At this point, well, you wouldn't know.

1841
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,200
Speaker 4: They don't have my size. Mediums are going in there

1842
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 4: scooping everything up.

1843
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 2: So now I feel like I'm wearing older brothers jacket.

1844
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:55,040
Speaker 4: You look great.

1845
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,840
Speaker 3: I feel a little si and the colors are going

1846
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,040
Speaker 3: as it is too big for you, but I would

1847
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:03,000
Speaker 3: say that the colors are working in an intense way,

1848
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:04,719
Speaker 3: like you're now color blocking.

1849
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:06,720
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm color black.

1850
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 4: I like this jacket for you.

1851
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:10,160
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll see, we'll see. There will be a picture on.

1852
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:13,160
Speaker 3: The internet complimenting the colors of your jacket. Someone who's

1853
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:15,000
Speaker 3: blind to color, as I made.

1854
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:16,639
Speaker 2: It, very insulting problems.

1855
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:17,479
Speaker 4: Does this work on him?

1856
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:19,280
Speaker 2: Gorgeous?

1857
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:20,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, here we go.

1858
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:22,280
Speaker 2: We'll see. We'll let the listener decide.

1859
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:23,679
Speaker 4: Ultimately, it's iconic.

1860
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:25,400
Speaker 2: Okay, we have to answer a listener question.

1861
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:25,960
Speaker 4: Yes we do.

1862
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,400
Speaker 2: This is called I said no emails people write into.

1863
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:31,800
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. Just very

1864
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:33,640
Speaker 2: clearly they're desperate for answers. That's all you need to do.

1865
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,080
Speaker 4: These people are desperate.

1866
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:38,000
Speaker 2: These I've said it a million times, My listeners have

1867
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:41,880
Speaker 2: their lives are a mess. These like if you're listening

1868
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:44,639
Speaker 2: to this podcast, there's clearly something wrong, and so they're

1869
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:48,519
Speaker 2: they're writing in and they're struggling. So one person at

1870
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:50,639
Speaker 2: the time, we're helping, we're improving, we're protecting.

1871
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:51,400
Speaker 4: It's a service.

1872
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:55,080
Speaker 2: It's a service. It's absolutely a free service. Let's see here.

1873
01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:59,519
Speaker 2: This is hello Bridger and guest. I never thought I'd

1874
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:00,960
Speaker 2: have to buy you with an email.

1875
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:03,680
Speaker 4: Well you, I mean, well, guess what. From the get go,

1876
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,519
Speaker 4: guess what. You're a huge nuisance.

1877
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:08,759
Speaker 2: Because I think of myself as a good gift giver. However,

1878
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:11,679
Speaker 2: this year my twenty year old cousin has been added

1879
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:16,599
Speaker 2: to the Family Secret Santa. That's already a weird things

1880
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:17,680
Speaker 2: part of the family thing.

1881
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:19,040
Speaker 4: Do you have to turn twenty?

1882
01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:23,120
Speaker 2: Do you have to submit an application? Okay, So the

1883
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,320
Speaker 2: twenty year old's been added to the Family Secret Santa,

1884
01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:28,120
Speaker 2: and I've been tasked with getting her a gift. We

1885
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:31,439
Speaker 2: don't live close and have never connected. We're ten years apart,

1886
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:35,360
Speaker 2: and all she ever wanted to do was watch cartoons. Okay,

1887
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:38,000
Speaker 2: here's what I know about her. She's always been very

1888
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:41,040
Speaker 2: She's always been very boring. She works for what looks

1889
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:44,200
Speaker 2: to be some sort of telemarketing company that exclusively employs

1890
01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:48,920
Speaker 2: college students, and she maybe likes photography parentheses, very hard

1891
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:52,320
Speaker 2: to tell. I looked at her Instagram follows to get ideas,

1892
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:54,960
Speaker 2: and she seems to like bands like Bruno Mars. Not

1893
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:58,960
Speaker 2: a band person five seconds of five seconds of Summer?

1894
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:02,559
Speaker 2: Is that a band? That's a collection. I could tell

1895
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:05,920
Speaker 2: you that's a horrible band, not bad. Harry's Styles again

1896
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:08,679
Speaker 2: not a band, and Demi Levado not a band. Most

1897
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:11,120
Speaker 2: of these are people, but the only one performing near

1898
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:14,240
Speaker 2: her next year is Bruno Mars, and the tickets are

1899
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:15,640
Speaker 2: eight hundred dollars.

1900
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:18,000
Speaker 4: It's going to be way out of parameters.

1901
01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:20,120
Speaker 2: The limit is one hundred dollars. And also there's no

1902
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:22,519
Speaker 2: world where I give Bruno Mars eight hundred dollars. I

1903
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:25,080
Speaker 2: have a really good idea already Parenthesesi's talented. He just

1904
01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:27,759
Speaker 2: doesn't need my eight hundred dollars. Okay, that's up for debate.

1905
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:31,400
Speaker 2: She also follows a lot of app games on Instagram,

1906
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:36,080
Speaker 2: including one for erotic storytelling. Okay, any help would be

1907
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:40,640
Speaker 2: much appreciated. And that's simply from k Kay has completely

1908
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:42,559
Speaker 2: just come on here to bully her boring cousin.

1909
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:45,200
Speaker 4: But I have a really good idea idea for catch. Okay.

1910
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:48,280
Speaker 3: What so a couple of years ago, during the pandemic,

1911
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:52,800
Speaker 3: I had time to really be thoughtful about gifts that

1912
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:56,000
Speaker 3: I wanted to give my friends, and I thought, what

1913
01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:59,080
Speaker 3: would be something fun and unique and easy?

1914
01:19:59,360 --> 01:19:59,599
Speaker 4: Right?

1915
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:04,559
Speaker 3: I went on Google and I typed in coasters with

1916
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,400
Speaker 3: people's faces on them, like drink coasters, okay, with like

1917
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,600
Speaker 3: celebrity yes, okay, and you can find anyone's face on

1918
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:12,559
Speaker 3: a coaster. So what I did, from like a group

1919
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,760
Speaker 3: of like twelve gays that are my friends, was I

1920
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,400
Speaker 3: thought about who they stand.

1921
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:16,760
Speaker 2: Ok.

1922
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:20,439
Speaker 3: I ordered coasters with those people's faces on them, and

1923
01:20:20,439 --> 01:20:22,439
Speaker 3: then I drove around like a little gay Santa and

1924
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:23,639
Speaker 3: dropped them all off, and.

1925
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:25,360
Speaker 4: They love them.

1926
01:20:25,479 --> 01:20:27,400
Speaker 2: What sort of people were on these coasters?

1927
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:30,479
Speaker 3: So my friend Jared, like he's like a huge swifty

1928
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:34,040
Speaker 3: So I actually found coasters online. At the time, she

1929
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:36,160
Speaker 3: had eight albums out. Now she's got ten because she's

1930
01:20:36,479 --> 01:20:40,880
Speaker 3: very prolific woman. But now he has eight coasters, each

1931
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:44,040
Speaker 3: designed after with the with like the vibe of each

1932
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:44,960
Speaker 3: of her eight albums.

1933
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:45,560
Speaker 4: Wow.

1934
01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he uses these were official coasters. It doesn't

1935
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:50,840
Speaker 2: say someone made them on Etsy. Oh.

1936
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:51,599
Speaker 4: Interesting, But this.

1937
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:53,720
Speaker 3: Is why what's gonna what's gonna be good for this

1938
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:55,479
Speaker 3: person is he has to be less than one hundred dollars.

1939
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,480
Speaker 4: You're not going to go to some artist's store.

1940
01:20:57,320 --> 01:21:00,160
Speaker 2: Right, It's like thirty dollars for one coaster, right exactly.

1941
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:03,720
Speaker 3: And So I got my friend Lewis, I got Madonna,

1942
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:06,040
Speaker 3: my friend Chris, I got him.

1943
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:07,400
Speaker 4: What did I get for him?

1944
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:11,160
Speaker 3: Maybe it was Nicole Kidman, my friend Patrick, I gott

1945
01:21:11,439 --> 01:21:14,519
Speaker 3: oh Kylie Minogue, oh, you know, like a ton And

1946
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:18,120
Speaker 3: I got Kelly Clarkson for myself, and like my friend

1947
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:20,960
Speaker 3: Mason got Demi Levado. Like, so what I'm saying is

1948
01:21:21,439 --> 01:21:24,719
Speaker 3: a coaster is a really practical, useful thing. She's turning

1949
01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:26,599
Speaker 3: twenty so soon she's gonna turn twenty one.

1950
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:29,760
Speaker 2: Right, She's got furniture that she's just putting drinks raw.

1951
01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:31,559
Speaker 3: Exactly, And I mean that's the thing, is like you

1952
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:34,640
Speaker 3: don't understand until you become a little bit older the

1953
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:35,759
Speaker 3: value of a coaster.

1954
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:37,240
Speaker 4: So what I would say is I.

1955
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:41,880
Speaker 3: Would google Bruno Mars coaster, Harry Styles coaster, Demi Levado coaster.

1956
01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:44,160
Speaker 4: I can tell you that it exists. I bought it myself.

1957
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:47,800
Speaker 3: And then look, but they're out there and maybe like

1958
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:49,640
Speaker 3: out of people, out of those people, I don't know

1959
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:52,640
Speaker 3: about five seconds of summer coaster, but certainly like you

1960
01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:54,920
Speaker 3: could find the people that she really likes, so that

1961
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:57,080
Speaker 3: she could have like a decorative element around her house

1962
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,519
Speaker 3: that's also practical that features them now and then it's

1963
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:00,599
Speaker 3: also a versation piece.

1964
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:03,799
Speaker 2: These coasters are photos, just random photos that someone's obviously

1965
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:06,080
Speaker 2: stolen copyrighted photos and put on a coaster.

1966
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:09,439
Speaker 3: Yes, and you know what's funny, sometimes their art is

1967
01:22:09,479 --> 01:22:11,960
Speaker 3: in though and what I almost brought you, but that

1968
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:14,360
Speaker 3: I realized maybe might have been too nice of a gift.

1969
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:16,479
Speaker 3: And not to say that you don't deserve a nice gift,

1970
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:18,040
Speaker 3: but one.

1971
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:20,160
Speaker 2: I've definitely just put it out there. Well, this actually

1972
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:22,960
Speaker 2: has this, I mean, and this is actually something in

1973
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:26,200
Speaker 2: my life. Yeah, this is such a deeply personal thing.

1974
01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:28,240
Speaker 2: I've been in front of this woman's house exactly.

1975
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:31,439
Speaker 4: You can glow like Whitney ros daily.

1976
01:22:32,439 --> 01:22:36,360
Speaker 3: But I almost brought over here a coaster that's like

1977
01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:39,720
Speaker 3: a glass coaster, really nice coaster with David Bowie on it.

1978
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:43,479
Speaker 2: Oh, that's beautiful, and I thought, too, that's too What

1979
01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:45,479
Speaker 2: would we talk about? Then we're talking about my favorite

1980
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:47,320
Speaker 2: Bowie albums and everyone's bored to death?

1981
01:22:47,479 --> 01:22:47,760
Speaker 4: I know.

1982
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:52,560
Speaker 3: Don't you think he deserves like a rocket Man or

1983
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:55,040
Speaker 3: Bohemian Rhapsody esque movie about him?

1984
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,120
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think anyone should try. I think

1985
01:22:58,160 --> 01:23:00,479
Speaker 2: that that's who's gonna It's gonna end up being shalome

1986
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:04,080
Speaker 2: and you're all gonna hate it. No, I don't want

1987
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,160
Speaker 2: to see Prince biopic. I don't want to see a

1988
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:08,160
Speaker 2: David Bowie because they're too good.

1989
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:10,040
Speaker 4: I think, Yeah, what do you think of this Whitney

1990
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:11,040
Speaker 4: one coming out?

1991
01:23:11,439 --> 01:23:12,519
Speaker 2: I'm concerned me too.

1992
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:16,360
Speaker 3: You're concerned, yeah, they said, by the producers of Bohemian RAPSI,

1993
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:17,960
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I'm freaking out.

1994
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:23,040
Speaker 2: Oh well, then I'm definitely concerned. There's no chance who's

1995
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,000
Speaker 2: sling Whitney.

1996
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:29,160
Speaker 4: Her name is Naomi Aki or she's a new actress.

1997
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:29,479
Speaker 3: Okay.

1998
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,600
Speaker 2: I mean that's a good sign that it's not you

1999
01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:34,400
Speaker 2: know somebody that were just like, oh, that's that person. Yeah, right,

2000
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:37,400
Speaker 2: But I can't imagine that's going to be a good film.

2001
01:23:37,439 --> 01:23:39,680
Speaker 3: But I did almost. And that's funny because now I'm

2002
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:42,479
Speaker 3: suggesting it as this gift. I almost brought this for

2003
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:45,120
Speaker 3: you as the gift, and then I thought, and then

2004
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:48,639
Speaker 3: I was like, this might be too far.

2005
01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,160
Speaker 2: You made the right move. But that's I mean, I

2006
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:53,479
Speaker 2: think Kay's cousin is going to love this. I mean,

2007
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:55,679
Speaker 2: I think it's a really good idea. Good luck finding

2008
01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:58,080
Speaker 2: the five seconds of summer Coasters.

2009
01:23:58,200 --> 01:23:59,920
Speaker 4: I think that she's gonna have a hard time.

2010
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:03,280
Speaker 2: But maybe those exist. I hope that yourself.

2011
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:06,200
Speaker 4: Comes out in time December one, December eighth, I was told.

2012
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:09,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe early December. This is it's, of course

2013
01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:11,400
Speaker 2: June twenty eighteen, as we record.

2014
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:15,799
Speaker 3: Of course, yes, it's far before the pandemic we discussed earlier.

2015
01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:19,280
Speaker 4: Remember the time machine that I wanted, We actually have it.

2016
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:23,320
Speaker 2: Anyone who's not listening to this podcast, No, Kay, go

2017
01:24:23,439 --> 01:24:26,599
Speaker 2: do that for your born cousin. I'm still baffled as

2018
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:29,360
Speaker 2: to why the cousin's been kind of forced out of

2019
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:32,080
Speaker 2: the Secret Santa until twenty years old. Unless it's some

2020
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:33,439
Speaker 2: sort of ceremony or something.

2021
01:24:33,479 --> 01:24:35,800
Speaker 4: It's got to be a thing where maybe some of

2022
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:37,480
Speaker 4: the gifts get a little adult.

2023
01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:40,160
Speaker 2: Right, Maybe there's a kid's Secret Sanna adult Secret sand.

2024
01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:42,000
Speaker 4: It's like it's like the kid's table of it, all.

2025
01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:44,960
Speaker 2: Right, that makes more sense to me. Yeah, I don't

2026
01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:46,519
Speaker 2: want to think about Kay's cousin at all.

2027
01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:50,960
Speaker 3: Well, can I say like Kay has made them sound

2028
01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:54,360
Speaker 3: incredibly boring at all? It's very sad to say to Kay,

2029
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:56,360
Speaker 3: you will sound mean, petty.

2030
01:24:56,880 --> 01:24:58,000
Speaker 4: You sound petty me, And.

2031
01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:00,760
Speaker 3: You started this being like I ever thought I'd have

2032
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:03,400
Speaker 3: to do this, But here I am dragging ass to

2033
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:04,200
Speaker 3: write the email.

2034
01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:08,919
Speaker 2: And this person follows an erotic storytelling Instagram or whatever.

2035
01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:13,080
Speaker 3: Good for them, You're a freak, never emailing again. Go

2036
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:18,240
Speaker 3: by the coaster. You've heard enough your cousin at the holidays. Okay,

2037
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:22,760
Speaker 3: clear she's going through she's a forming mind. Let's going

2038
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:26,080
Speaker 3: through something like kay k emails back in I make

2039
01:25:26,439 --> 01:25:32,719
Speaker 3: massive Trumper and yeah gotcha, Matt.

2040
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:35,599
Speaker 2: We answered the question. I mean you answered. I barely

2041
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:37,000
Speaker 2: lifted a finger this time.

2042
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:39,160
Speaker 4: Well, what do you think? Do you think something different?

2043
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:42,400
Speaker 2: I don't want to think about K or her cousin. Yeah,

2044
01:25:42,479 --> 01:25:44,960
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like that's a good gift. I

2045
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:47,680
Speaker 2: mean the I don't know. I felt like there's a

2046
01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:52,960
Speaker 2: lot of online snooping and just trying to diminish.

2047
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:52,920
Speaker 1: Which.

2048
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:57,479
Speaker 3: Is because it's specific and it's not a candle or

2049
01:25:57,520 --> 01:26:00,639
Speaker 3: like a shirt. I mean, like the most boring thing

2050
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:01,920
Speaker 3: to get someone as a candle.

2051
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:04,320
Speaker 2: I mean, I will say, I'm kind of I do

2052
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:06,600
Speaker 2: love it. I'm coming around on candles. I've said this

2053
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:10,120
Speaker 2: on this podcast before. Candles and gift cards. Sure, it's fine.

2054
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:12,719
Speaker 2: No gift cards I don't like. I never use them.

2055
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:15,400
Speaker 4: What No, I just use them?

2056
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:18,880
Speaker 2: No, because I always forget put it in your wallet

2057
01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:19,479
Speaker 2: and use it.

2058
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:22,920
Speaker 3: There's already so many credit cards in there. I have

2059
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:27,439
Speaker 3: too many mess.

2060
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,719
Speaker 4: I mean, it's in your jacket, you can see.

2061
01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:34,760
Speaker 3: I want to go through my cards online ordering right now,

2062
01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:38,200
Speaker 3: what are we talking about? Yeah, but the coasters are

2063
01:26:38,240 --> 01:26:40,080
Speaker 3: like I think we have entered this new territory of

2064
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:43,559
Speaker 3: like you can get personalized items. They're kind of traditionally

2065
01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:47,080
Speaker 3: very generic, but suddenly you've got five days of summer

2066
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:50,879
Speaker 3: or whatever. Five seconds of my apologies to the second turns.

2067
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,679
Speaker 4: You're trying to make a Zoe Deschanel five.

2068
01:26:56,040 --> 01:27:00,479
Speaker 2: Yes, I always got Zoe on the mind aways got.

2069
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:03,639
Speaker 3: I was in a Katy Perry music video with her.

2070
01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:07,880
Speaker 3: You're kidding, no, Perry.

2071
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:11,400
Speaker 2: This is the end of the Once you've mentioned Katie

2072
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:14,040
Speaker 2: Perry twice on a podcast, especially.

2073
01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:18,280
Speaker 4: After Caruso endorsement, idiot, we find out she's k.

2074
01:27:21,080 --> 01:27:23,519
Speaker 3: It's all and she doesn't have eight hundred dollars to

2075
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:27,200
Speaker 3: spare on as I have a question. It's all making

2076
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:30,000
Speaker 3: sense now, it's all coming together. This is the end

2077
01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:31,960
Speaker 3: of the podcast. Matt, this was a good love.

2078
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:33,640
Speaker 4: This was such a good This is.

2079
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:34,599
Speaker 2: A perfect episode.

2080
01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:35,679
Speaker 4: It was really great.

2081
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:38,200
Speaker 2: I don't know that I trust the moisturizer on my face.

2082
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:41,920
Speaker 2: I don't know that. I think I don't like what

2083
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:43,360
Speaker 2: sort of lab does Whitney have.

2084
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:48,759
Speaker 3: Running Glow moisturizer provides anti aging hydration for all skin types.

2085
01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:53,120
Speaker 3: It contains all antioxidants. I said, I thought it said.

2086
01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:58,000
Speaker 3: It contains all oxidants and nutrients that help smooth and

2087
01:27:58,080 --> 01:28:01,920
Speaker 3: hydrate skin that becomes depleted due to age, you, the exposure,

2088
01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:05,600
Speaker 3: and or environmental damage. It can help visibly reduce the

2089
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:08,040
Speaker 3: appearance of fine lines and wrinkles by hydrating this skin,

2090
01:28:08,479 --> 01:28:09,639
Speaker 3: leaving it soft and smooth.

2091
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:11,160
Speaker 4: No parabans, no cell.

2092
01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:15,040
Speaker 3: Fates, No, Well, this is a lot of consonants, flats

2093
01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:16,280
Speaker 3: or ext.

2094
01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:19,080
Speaker 4: Fox and it's cruelty free. Okay, but I don't know

2095
01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:22,040
Speaker 4: what else you want to have a moisturizer, grateful bitch.

2096
01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:26,519
Speaker 2: I just uh, I've been to the house. I don't know.

2097
01:28:27,280 --> 01:28:28,960
Speaker 2: It doesn't look like the place where.

2098
01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:29,880
Speaker 4: You go back to her house and put it on

2099
01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:30,360
Speaker 4: her doorstep.

2100
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:32,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go throw it through the window.

2101
01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:34,679
Speaker 3: I gift for you. You throw it through the window,

2102
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:36,200
Speaker 3: you find it. It's heavy as a brick.

2103
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'll look into it.

2104
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:44,280
Speaker 3: We'll see Bridger through the first moisturizer at Whitney Ross House.

2105
01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:46,720
Speaker 4: It's like the next stone wall.

2106
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:50,280
Speaker 2: That's how That's how I end up on the show.

2107
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:53,160
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm gonna for the holidays and pose in front

2108
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:55,040
Speaker 2: of her house. Everybody be prepared.

2109
01:28:55,120 --> 01:28:56,360
Speaker 4: That should be the picture you post.

2110
01:28:56,439 --> 01:28:58,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean that's weeks and weeks away. It'll be

2111
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,720
Speaker 2: a later post. It's gonna We're gonna have to.

2112
01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:04,680
Speaker 4: Wait. Wait are you going back to.

2113
01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:07,400
Speaker 2: During the holidays. So I'm gonna take this with me.

2114
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:10,439
Speaker 2: You have to, of course, Whitney. I mean, maybe I

2115
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:11,559
Speaker 2: draw her out of the house.

2116
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:13,640
Speaker 4: You should get her on the podcast. She would do it.

2117
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,280
Speaker 2: I feel like the Housewives don't do podcasts.

2118
01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:18,080
Speaker 4: They do a lot of podcasts they do. It's just that, Okay,

2119
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:18,880
Speaker 4: so this is some tea.

2120
01:29:19,439 --> 01:29:21,760
Speaker 3: We wanted Whitney Rose on the podcast last year and

2121
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:23,639
Speaker 3: reached out and we d m her and we were

2122
01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:25,839
Speaker 3: we were gonna do it, and then she said, actually,

2123
01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:28,720
Speaker 3: Bravo says we can't do any podcasts right now. And

2124
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:32,800
Speaker 3: then three days later the Jenny When controversy.

2125
01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:38,960
Speaker 2: Care word that you could not trust those women to

2126
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:45,759
Speaker 2: say no deal with a fragile. Very interesting, well, Whitney, Heather,

2127
01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:48,960
Speaker 2: I mean, Jen, it's not long for this world. I

2128
01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:54,400
Speaker 2: don't know what great to start this podcast with. You're

2129
01:29:54,439 --> 01:29:59,040
Speaker 2: receiving a call from the New York Correctional Facide's interesting

2130
01:29:59,120 --> 01:30:02,759
Speaker 2: that's really into booking Jen at some point yeah, yeah.

2131
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:03,720
Speaker 4: Well you could go set up.

2132
01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:05,519
Speaker 3: She said, you bring your stuff to like the glass

2133
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:07,320
Speaker 3: the plex, the glass window, and like she.

2134
01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:11,639
Speaker 2: Buys me something at the prison commissary. Oh, this could happen.

2135
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:15,640
Speaker 4: Jen and Coach Shaw's conjugal visits.

2136
01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:20,040
Speaker 2: A coach shows out Coach he's out of I mean,

2137
01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:22,599
Speaker 2: he's got weeks left in that marriage. That poor well

2138
01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:25,760
Speaker 2: he probably knew I do not know.

2139
01:30:26,439 --> 01:30:28,280
Speaker 4: Well, where do you think somebody is coming from?

2140
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:31,000
Speaker 3: I love when she was like, people think he's just

2141
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:34,040
Speaker 3: like some little league coach, Like he makes real money.

2142
01:30:34,120 --> 01:30:38,200
Speaker 3: There's no real money college football coach for a Salt

2143
01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:38,960
Speaker 3: Lake mansion.

2144
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:42,400
Speaker 2: Two episodes into the show, I was googling how much

2145
01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:44,880
Speaker 2: does an assistant football coach make?

2146
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:47,520
Speaker 4: And it was like a salary.

2147
01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:49,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it wasn't like, Oh, they're living in this

2148
01:30:49,800 --> 01:30:52,320
Speaker 2: massive house certainly employing the entire family.

2149
01:30:52,439 --> 01:30:52,519
Speaker 1: No.

2150
01:30:52,640 --> 01:30:54,240
Speaker 3: And also like then I asked the question, like, what

2151
01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:56,559
Speaker 3: do you think we're idiots? And the truth is yes,

2152
01:30:56,560 --> 01:31:00,280
Speaker 3: she does. She thinks she she's made her into high

2153
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:03,040
Speaker 3: a criminal organization on the belief that people are fucking

2154
01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:07,360
Speaker 3: idiots and won't like do their books. Well, guess what, mama,

2155
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:10,600
Speaker 3: we did the books and you're going to the Slammer.

2156
01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:12,519
Speaker 2: How long do you think she'll be there?

2157
01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:15,479
Speaker 4: I bet she does like six seven years and gets

2158
01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:16,280
Speaker 4: out good behavior.

2159
01:31:16,360 --> 01:31:18,559
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense, that makes sense. But then at

2160
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:19,120
Speaker 2: that point.

2161
01:31:18,920 --> 01:31:22,080
Speaker 3: She'll do Hollywood time. She'll do Felicity Hoffman time.

2162
01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:24,479
Speaker 2: Six years is more than Hollywood time to me.

2163
01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:26,360
Speaker 3: Well, what I mean is like in relation to the

2164
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:28,679
Speaker 3: parts of the crime. So she's supposed to do twelve,

2165
01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:30,080
Speaker 3: she'll do half that.

2166
01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:31,360
Speaker 4: I think.

2167
01:31:31,479 --> 01:31:33,519
Speaker 2: Will a franchise still be around for her to return.

2168
01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:34,360
Speaker 4: I don't think so.

2169
01:31:34,760 --> 01:31:37,840
Speaker 2: Oh, I hate to hear it. I mean, we did

2170
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:39,400
Speaker 2: just take a shutting down.

2171
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:41,240
Speaker 4: I don't know. Do you think that Salt Lake is

2172
01:31:41,240 --> 01:31:42,120
Speaker 4: going to season ten?

2173
01:31:42,560 --> 01:31:45,120
Speaker 2: I hope so. For my own sake, I want to

2174
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:48,559
Speaker 2: go on that journey with these women. Yeah, but they're

2175
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:50,559
Speaker 2: dropping like flies there.

2176
01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:52,639
Speaker 4: You want to see a forty year old books marks.

2177
01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:55,599
Speaker 2: Of course he's going to enter. He will become one

2178
01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:57,320
Speaker 2: of the main cast members.

2179
01:31:57,439 --> 01:31:58,759
Speaker 4: Unfortunately he's getting hot.

2180
01:31:59,080 --> 01:31:59,880
Speaker 2: I don't believe it.

2181
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:04,520
Speaker 4: Well, we have different typess.

2182
01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:09,200
Speaker 2: Okay, well, interesting, you don't. We'll see what happens.

2183
01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:10,080
Speaker 4: I'm saying.

2184
01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:11,439
Speaker 2: Checking ten years from now.

2185
01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:15,040
Speaker 4: Sweatpants, he knows something about a man's ass.

2186
01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:17,960
Speaker 2: He's getting advice from mommy.

2187
01:32:18,479 --> 01:32:21,400
Speaker 3: For real, she is. They were at the Fire Island premiere.

2188
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:22,479
Speaker 3: There a part of gay culture.

2189
01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:25,280
Speaker 4: And at one point she did say a lot of

2190
01:32:25,320 --> 01:32:27,800
Speaker 4: housewives think can they talk about how they're our eyes

2191
01:32:27,880 --> 01:32:31,720
Speaker 4: and stuff? But I'm actually here. Okay, I'm actually here.

2192
01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:34,400
Speaker 4: If you have to say it, no, But she was right,

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Speaker 4: she was actually there.

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Speaker 3: If you have to say events, just show us she was.

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Speaker 4: She was telling me her friend just she was telling me.

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Speaker 3: She was confided. She was confiding in me so that

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Speaker 3: I could say it on this podcast with your saying, well,

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Speaker 3: how many listeners fourteen fifteen?

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Speaker 2: We have eleven listeners as of yesterday. And well, but

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Speaker 2: Kay is leaving Katie p We've insulted Katie Perry.

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Speaker 4: She's furious.

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Speaker 3: Well, she's sensitive about her recruise vote. That's one race

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01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:03,720
Speaker 3: that's undecided as of today. But when you listen, I

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Speaker 3: know it'll probably.

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Speaker 2: Somebody else making a mess in this city.

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Speaker 4: And it's such a gorgeous, gorgeous.

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Speaker 2: Get it on track here. We don't need the mall owner.

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Speaker 4: Though I do.

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Speaker 2: I will say this, I do love the grove well,

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Speaker 2: but the grove is a shopping mall.

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Speaker 4: Mack, You're right, it is not.

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Speaker 3: A say I forgot, I wasn't living in Disneyland.

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Speaker 2: I've been on that trolley so many times have you

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Speaker 2: gone on the track. There was a point when I rode.

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Speaker 2: I was working at CBS Television City and I would

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Speaker 2: go over every day during lunch and ride the trolley

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Speaker 2: for a solid week, just for five is right before

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Speaker 2: I left that job, So I thought why not? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And it was an experience.

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Speaker 4: It totally was. I mean, like, look, it certainly goes

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Speaker 4: from place to place.

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Speaker 3: And also if you're interested in like a quick ride

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Speaker 3: from the Wetzel's Pretzels to the theater.

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Speaker 2: That's not a quick ride. You're waiting ten minutes for

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Speaker 2: it to arrive and then you have to get on

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Speaker 2: and go. At that point, I'm trying to I feel

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Speaker 2: like Wetzels is kind of on it where you have

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Speaker 2: to go through the full track again.

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Speaker 4: You do? You do?

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Speaker 2: You do?

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Speaker 3: Because Wetzel's what that's like in front of the like

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Speaker 3: the like the Macy's.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're getting on, you might as well. You're

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Speaker 2: you've got a backtrack there.

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Speaker 4: You ever go to that Macy's and just do damage.

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Speaker 2: Wait is there a Macy's there? Right, there's not a

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Speaker 2: macy there's a Nordstrom.

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Speaker 3: Nordstrom rack or as Leslion, I'm saying Nordstrom's. Of course, Nordstrom,

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Speaker 3: Nordstrom's rack.

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Speaker 4: We no Stroms.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a Nordstrom there.

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01:34:24,479 --> 01:34:27,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what id So it's.

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Speaker 4: Not one of the other.

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Speaker 2: I mean for you to be talking about how much

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Speaker 2: you love the grove and to a point where you

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01:34:32,439 --> 01:34:34,840
Speaker 2: want the owner of it to run a city, and

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01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:36,880
Speaker 2: then you're talking about there being a Macy's there. It

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01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:39,639
Speaker 2: shows a deep political ignorance that, like now, I feel

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01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:41,559
Speaker 2: really bad for that group chat last night. They're like,

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Speaker 2: he has no idea what he's talking about. I'm here, Matt,

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Speaker 2: it's the podcast is over. Thank you though, what a

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01:34:48,280 --> 01:34:48,960
Speaker 2: wonderful time.

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Speaker 3: This was great, And like I said, I so enjoyed

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01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:55,439
Speaker 3: my ride over here, and your home is beautiful, and

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Speaker 3: I'm going to so enjoy my ride home because now

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Speaker 3: I'm overcaffeinated too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got far too much coffee.

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01:35:01,080 --> 01:35:04,479
Speaker 4: I'm going one hundred down there down.

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01:35:04,479 --> 01:35:07,839
Speaker 2: You're going to die on your ya. This is the last,

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Speaker 2: is it? No?

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Speaker 3: I hate that because when you put that out there,

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Speaker 3: it happens every.

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Speaker 2: Time he becomes a superstiti superstious listener. The podcast is over,

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01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:19,639
Speaker 2: Get out of here, go do something with your day.

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01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:27,400
Speaker 2: I love you, goodbye, I said, No Gifts is an

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Speaker 2: exactly right production. It's produced by our dear friend Annalise Nilson,

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01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:35,759
Speaker 2: and it's beautifully mixed by Leona Squilatchi. And we couldn't

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Speaker 2: do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song,

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Speaker 2: of course, could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann.

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Speaker 2: You must follow the show on Instagram at I said

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01:35:47,360 --> 01:35:49,760
Speaker 2: no gifts, I don't want to hear any excuses. That's

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Speaker 2: where you get to see pictures of all these gorgeous

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01:35:51,840 --> 01:35:53,799
Speaker 2: gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see pictures

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Speaker 2: of the gifts?

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Speaker 1: Lie? Did you hear thought? I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: When you're I guess to my home, you gotta come

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01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:16,480
Speaker 1: to me empty. And I said, no, guess, your presences

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01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:23,200
Speaker 1: presents enough. I already had too much stuff. So how

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Speaker 1: do you dare to surbey me