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Speaker 3: Your next Wilma, not if I do.

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Speaker 2: This?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, Bygabe.

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Speaker 2: Reginald, you killed them, TJ, Kelly, Tush, just tell us why.

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Speaker 5: I can't tell you why because I didn't do it.

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Speaker 1: Have you found the will? James?

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Speaker 2: No, I wish, more than anything I knew where it was.

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Speaker 3: I'm not staying in this hell hole a moment longer

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Speaker 6: If you give a mouse a cookie, everything you need

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Speaker 6: to be a great writer is in those pages.

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Speaker 2: You just have to look.

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Speaker 7: Carry Russell and Matthew Reese. This isn't just a book,

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Speaker 6: What you've seen in the movies, it's nearly impossible to

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Speaker 2: If I behave myself.

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Speaker 6: Had I been able to communicate with James after my demise,

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Speaker 2: I'm not a chair, but take a seat in a

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Speaker 2: humble abode or a fancy suite. Call me dirty or

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Speaker 2: a vital part the hidden back of a porcelain heart.

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Speaker 2: Porcelain heart. Huh, humble or fancy? Dirty or vital. Now

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Speaker 2: there's something I'm missing. I'm not a chair, but take

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Speaker 2: a bandy. Please tell me you didn't put your will

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Speaker 6: Oh yes, dear listener, I did.

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Speaker 2: I don't blame you for hiding a second copy of

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Speaker 2: be a valve here, somewhere, Jesus, I set off of

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Speaker 2: inside the second copy of Vandy's will. Smart thinking old man,

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Speaker 2: let's see here. Oh oh my oh, I wasn't expecting this.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't expecting this at all. Oh, Fandy, I think

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Speaker 2: I know who really kills you. Now I have to

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Speaker 8: In a house on him lives a gay and his

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Speaker 9: Right?

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Speaker 8: Why someone wants to kill him even though it's wrong?

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Speaker 2: Since the world is manner wrong?

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Speaker 10: Who is the killer?

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Speaker 2: Who did he? Who wanted dead?

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Speaker 8: Who did he? Who crept in his bad?

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Speaker 9: Was it was it me?

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Speaker 8: Who could it be?

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Speaker 2: Who did it? They're drugging like flies woodin it?

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Speaker 11: Lease guy is like guys?

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Speaker 2: Who did it?

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Speaker 12: Who was he?

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Speaker 9: What does this word make me?

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Speaker 2: Look?

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Speaker 6: If you recall, precious listener, when we last left off,

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Speaker 6: everyone still alive had gathered in the living room. The

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Speaker 6: was tied to one of my regal Theodore Alexander chairs.

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Speaker 4: Moon.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Polly, I say, we get out of here, steal

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Speaker 2: Is anyone adding to the airport.

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Speaker 12: I have a showed this week in Cabo for a

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Speaker 12: new adult film in Airy Twater universe, Fantastic Beasts and How.

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Speaker 2: To Fuck Them.

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Speaker 8: Oh, Henry would have loved it.

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Speaker 12: I can't believe we're about to go our separate ways.

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna miss all of you, Not you, Reginald, right

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Speaker 12: back at you, but everyone else. Moon, Polly. Do you

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Speaker 12: have a concert coming up?

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Speaker 9: I can attend?

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Speaker 1: Oh do we?

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Speaker 9: Polly?

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Speaker 3: You've been hard to get a hold of these past

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Speaker 3: we Dispensary and Weehawken and they're looking for Betty Buckley's

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Speaker 1: Oh that sounds nice and prestigious.

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Speaker 3: Well, goodbye everyone, Polly.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think that we should wait for the police?

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Speaker 2: Good question, Moon, James.

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Speaker 1: I thought you went back to your cabin.

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Speaker 2: I did, but something brought me back into this house

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Speaker 1: Indigestion always, but also.

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Speaker 2: Vandy's will Gay.

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Speaker 12: Guess now we already know who the killer is, Reginald,

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Speaker 12: the witch who works for the devil.

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Speaker 4: I don't work for him, you simpleton. It's a partnership

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Speaker 4: one where he gets everything and I had to give

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Speaker 2: We are the same, okay, girl, Back to what you

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Speaker 2: were saying, Jacques, I too thought we'd unmasked the killer.

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Speaker 2: But if you'll indulge me, I have another theory to propose.

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Speaker 12: Sure, I'm all ears, I'm mostly old dick, but also

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Speaker 12: down to hear what you think.

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Speaker 1: It does sound like fun, James, But Polly and I should.

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Speaker 3: Go so fast, Jack, move out of our way.

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Speaker 2: Nope, I'm parking my massive chest right here until we

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Speaker 2: agree to we hear James out.

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Speaker 12: It's the least we can do with the famous detective amongst.

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Speaker 2: Us amateur amateur detective. But yes, everyone said, find somewhere comfy.

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Speaker 2: This might take a minute now that you're all seated.

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Speaker 1: Wait a second, there's something hard under my butt. One

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Speaker 1: of the dildos from when we matched dildos to pick

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Speaker 4: Bet it feel even better.

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Speaker 2: Up your reginald enough, you certainly seem like the killer,

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Speaker 12: He hates lesbians. He made that quite clear.

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Speaker 2: True, But there's more to TJ's death than that. Let's

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Speaker 2: back up to the night Vandy disappeared. Everyone had dinner

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Speaker 2: where Vandy fought openly with Kelly.

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Speaker 6: You'd have to kill me to get into one of

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Speaker 3: Maybe I will, Vandy, maybe will.

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Speaker 2: But Kelly wasn't the only one with a motive to

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Speaker 2: kill him. Everyone invited had one. There was Henry, who

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Speaker 2: wanted to build a replica of Hogwarts, only Vandy was

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Speaker 2: Vandy's history in porn a history he'd do anything to

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Speaker 2: but never got one. Wilmer who lost his allowance.

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Speaker 1: And there was Reginald who clearly did it.

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Speaker 2: And Madam You.

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Speaker 9: There was you me.

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Speaker 1: I told you I needed Vandy alive. He was going

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Speaker 1: to produce my new show.

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Speaker 2: That's what you said. I was scrubbing through some of

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Speaker 2: the recorded audio. I heard this, Please hold as I

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Speaker 2: opened my laptop recorded audio. What you mean, did I

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Speaker 2: not mention every room in this mansion is equipped with

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Speaker 2: this is from before everyone arrived.

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Speaker 6: No, don't sit me next Moon, I have to break

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Speaker 6: bad news to her, very bad news. She will be

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Speaker 6: those are critic nails?

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Speaker 2: What was this bad news Vandy had to break? Then

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Speaker 2: it hit me he was pulling out of your new

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Speaker 2: show to put the money into his movie all about Steve.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't he news show?

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Speaker 3: Mooney? What is he talking about?

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Speaker 8: Moon?

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Speaker 2: Was gonna decimate your duo and go so low?

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Speaker 9: Did you know that?

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Speaker 3: No? I didn't.

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Speaker 1: It's not true, Polly. I mean I was thinking about

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Speaker 1: putting together something new, sure, but for both of us,

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Speaker 1: he has no proof.

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Speaker 2: You're right, it was all a hunch until I went

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Speaker 2: back into TJ's room just now and found this gay

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Speaker 2: Gosh is that a little girl's writing journal? I believe

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Speaker 2: it's pronounced girl nol, And yes, it belonged to TJ

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Speaker 2: may she rest in fleece. I found it in her

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Speaker 2: bag next to many many Melissa Ethrich CDs, which I'm

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Speaker 2: who even has CDs anymore? Lesbians lesbians do nothing looks

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Speaker 2: I too kept a journal. One day, I wrote an

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Speaker 2: Girl in the bit of Elbow Grease. I was able

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Speaker 1: Go on, then, what is I I've had enough Polly.

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Speaker 2: Let It turns out TJ was going to be the

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Speaker 2: stage manager for a new solo show, Your new solo show, Moon, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Only as of last week, the show was canceled off

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Speaker 2: the books. Instead of financing it, Vandy was putting the

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Speaker 10: It says, I didn't expect to see Madam Moon here.

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Speaker 10: What are the odds I'd have a better chance at

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Speaker 10: Lauren Tennis, Champ Martina and Avatarlovo away from her wife.

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Speaker 10: I mean, I could do it, but it would be tough.

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Speaker 10: Moon must be so pissed that Vandy pulled the rug

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Speaker 10: two about rugs. I'm wondered if I should say something

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Speaker 2: TJ goes on and on and on. What's clear is

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Speaker 2: this she knew your secret, Moon, a secret you desperately

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Speaker 2: wanted to keep.

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Speaker 1: Polly, I can explain.

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Speaker 2: Never in a million years did you imagine she'd turn

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Speaker 2: up here if she told anyone. The show was off.

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Speaker 2: You were suddenly a prime suspect in Vandy's murder. You

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Speaker 2: already admitted to sleeping with him, so you killed her? No,

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Speaker 2: you snuck into her room while we discovered poor Kelly's body.

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Speaker 2: That's why you were late. All you had to do

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Speaker 2: Remember this.

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Speaker 1: I always had lone ladyfingers, so I was good at

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Speaker 1: snatching wallets and watches. I never said that.

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Speaker 12: Moon, We legitimately just heard you say it on the computer.

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Speaker 1: It's Ai, My identity is being stolen. Where's sag aftro

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Speaker 2: But you slipped up, didn't you?

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Speaker 1: Is that a trick question?

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Speaker 2: The cut marks on TJ's body are incredibly thin, unlike

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Speaker 2: any knife I'd seen before. That's because it wasn't a

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Speaker 1: I love my creams and serums, and I live to

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Speaker 1: Derma plane.

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Speaker 9: I'm absheshed.

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Speaker 2: I better if we got your Derma planing blade tested,

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Speaker 2: it would have your skin cells and TJ's lesbian blood.

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Speaker 1: Fine, fine, you got me?

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Speaker 2: I did? I mean? I did?

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Speaker 1: I killed TJ? So what Vandy pulled me aside after

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Speaker 1: dinner and said that my shows off done dead. It

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Speaker 1: was going to be my big break, my big solo break.

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Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with you, Polly, honestly, but

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to stretch my wings, like when Beyonce left

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Speaker 1: Everyone knew Harry was a star, but how could we

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Speaker 1: have known that Niall would steal his thunder?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry I didn't.

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Speaker 9: Tell you, Polly.

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Speaker 1: So so, yeah, I slayed the Saffog, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: kill anyone else. Promise, are we good?

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Speaker 9: So Moon is the killer?

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Speaker 12: What did you have against Tush and Kelly?

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Speaker 2: Here's where it gets a little twisty turney. Vandy was

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Speaker 2: found in the secret passageway connecting his bedroom to the

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Speaker 2: wasn't the room you were a signed?

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Speaker 9: Was it the only saving graces I was able to

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Speaker 9: switch rooms. I didn't have to see the street.

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Speaker 1: I cannot stand the sound of cars.

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Speaker 2: No, it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: I had one close to the road, but I asked

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Speaker 1: Polly to suit with me because my ears are sensitive.

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Speaker 1: I had no idea there was a secret passageway.

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Speaker 2: No, but Polly did, didn't you, Gush.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Reginald mentioned something the first night about Vandy that stuck

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Speaker 2: in my head.

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Speaker 9: What he was falling in love.

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Speaker 2: Vandy was acting like he was in love. Yes, he

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Speaker 2: was scared for his life because his life finally had meaning.

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Speaker 2: He was seeing someone, someone he wanted, in the room

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Speaker 2: next to him for a secret rendezvous.

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Speaker 6: So there is one person I hope is on my side,

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Speaker 6: an actual friend, perhaps even something more.

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Speaker 2: When Moon asked you to switch rooms with her, you

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Speaker 2: wanted to say no, but you couldn't. Could your Polly,

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Speaker 2: Otherwise it might raise her suspicion. You realize, though, you

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Speaker 2: could knock her out by giving her an extra sleeping

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Speaker 2: pill before bed. Then you snuck into her room, into

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Speaker 2: the secret passageway and met Vandy, And by met, I

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Speaker 2: mean poisoned his brandy and killed him gaging. And you

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Speaker 2: didn't need arsenic from Tusha's supply in the kitchen, Ye

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Speaker 2: had your own. That's why we found two bottles, because

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Speaker 2: arsenic is used to clean vintage pianos, doesn't.

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Speaker 9: It, As far as I know, Polly is a sexual.

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Speaker 9: Unless you can suck a piano. All it does is

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Speaker 9: restore old ones in his free time.

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Speaker 3: This is insane. I won't stand here while you defame me, James.

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Speaker 2: It's not defamation if it's the truth. Polly Rebel Wilson

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Speaker 2: learned that the hard way. You knew about Vandy's plan

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Speaker 2: to catch his killer because he told you all about it.

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Speaker 2: He loved you and trusted you. You were the only

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Speaker 2: person he invited who he didn't think wanted him dead.

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Speaker 9: Polly unworried a mayheus. We don't know who's listening.

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Speaker 2: That's why I could never get the murders on tape.

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Speaker 2: You knew about the microphones, and you knew you couldn't

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Speaker 2: open his bedroom door, so you left the way. You

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Speaker 2: came through the secret passageway and out Moon's door into

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Speaker 2: the hall. If anyone saw you, they'd think you were

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Speaker 2: sleeping with Moon.

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Speaker 3: But no one did see me, because that never happened.

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Speaker 2: Oh but someone did, Paulie. Someone did. Our fallen German

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Speaker 2: friend Tush.

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Speaker 4: You see a lot when your job involves midnight snacks

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Speaker 4: and loo bruns.

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Speaker 2: He threatened to expose you, didn't he unless you paid

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Speaker 2: him off. You turned him down at first, but he

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Speaker 2: suspected you'd cave, which is why he didn't say anything

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Speaker 2: when we tied him up, and you made sure he

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Speaker 2: stayed quiet by killing him. That's why all we got

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Speaker 2: on the audio tape from your room that night was this.

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Speaker 2: He found the mic and unplugged it while Tush confronted him.

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Speaker 3: Okay, gasp, how absurd?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Then what's your explanation? If the microphone wasn't tampered with?

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Speaker 2: Why don't we hear anything from your room?

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Speaker 3: How should I know?

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Speaker 2: And it's why Tush was murdered in the broom closet.

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Speaker 2: You knew nobody would hear. Kelly thought it was a vampire.

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Speaker 2: But the prongs on Tush's neck were from a tuning fork.

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Speaker 2: Weren't they something a master musician like yourself would surely carry?

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Speaker 3: Lies I don't carry a tuning fork, Paulie.

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Speaker 11: What just fell out of your pants?

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Speaker 3: A tuning fork?

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Speaker 2: Fine?

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Speaker 9: Holy sha, I'm hard as a rock.

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Speaker 2: What about Kelly? That confused me too? Kelly was a

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Speaker 2: dumb dumb and the perfect scapegoat. Why kill him? But

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Speaker 2: he was an unfortunate casualty. Wasn't he wrong place, wrong time?

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Speaker 3: More like wrong? Detective wrong? Suspect.

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Speaker 2: Why all the loop?

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Speaker 1: Why was Kelly covert and stuff?

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't think the loop had anything to do

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Speaker 2: with the murder. Kelly got hungry started eating his own

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Speaker 2: supply it was flavored. After all that tracks there was

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Speaker 2: someone in that room you were trying to kill though,

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Speaker 2: isn't that right, Paully? No Angela Lance Fairy?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, although she was really annoying.

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Speaker 12: Why would Paulie want to murder a bird?

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Speaker 2: Great question, but I have a little more to get

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Speaker 2: through first, and the bird stuff is a super cool

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Speaker 2: reveal I'm saving till the end. So back to Kelly.

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Speaker 2: We never discovered what kind of wire Kelly was murdered with,

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Speaker 2: That is until your and Moon's most recent performance.

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Speaker 9: Polly, how I'd like you to make a mistake.

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Speaker 2: You used a piano wire to strangle Kelly, didn't you.

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Speaker 2: Moon wanted to celebrate with a song, but you didn't

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Speaker 2: want to play because you knew there was a string missing,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 4: James, for someone with no real experience in sleuthing has

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Speaker 4: been thrown into this mess without a life jacket.

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Speaker 2: I'm quite impressed if I wasn't tied up.

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Speaker 4: At this particular moment didn't have the body of well gollum,

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'd fuck you, I think, Oh thanks.

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Speaker 3: I've let you go on far too long. You've lost

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Speaker 3: your mind. No wonder you can't finish a novel. Your

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Speaker 3: head's full of gauze and salt.

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Speaker 2: Me all you want, Polly, It doesn't change the truth.

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Speaker 2: I think you found out Moon was going solo, and

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Speaker 2: the idea crushed you. You've been obsessed with Moon for years.

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Speaker 2: It was bad enough he didn't want to be your lover.

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Speaker 2: If he left the act, you'd have nothing. So you

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Speaker 2: seduced Vandy, got him to break up with Moon and

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Speaker 2: pull out of his show. That way he'd be forced

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Speaker 2: to stay with you. Then, out of pure animosity for

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Speaker 2: trying to steal Moon away, you tortured Vandy, terrified him

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Speaker 2: until you finish the job.

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Speaker 9: Killed him.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, he thought you loved.

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Speaker 9: Him, poor Deed.

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Speaker 11: That's horrible.

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Speaker 12: You're mean, Paly, You're a mean, mean person.

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Speaker 3: Oh choke on a dick, Wilmer ha.

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Speaker 12: I already have and I survived, not just survived.

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Speaker 6: I thrived.

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Speaker 2: Here guys, Look is that Vandy's will? It is indeed

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Speaker 2: the first copy, the one in his safe was burned.

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Speaker 2: I'm guessing by you, Polly, as it names you as

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Speaker 2: the sole beneficiary of his estate. Gay Gas, But you

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Speaker 2: didn't want Vandy's money, did you? You just wanted moon

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Speaker 2: all to yourself. Better to let everyone think Reginald was

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Speaker 2: the one to benefit from Vandy's death. If the will

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Speaker 2: was never found, he's most likely to inherit everything, the

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Speaker 2: perfect motive to exterminate Bandy.

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Speaker 4: I told you all along, I did not do it.

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Speaker 2: But Vandy left a second copy of his will. Cake

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Speaker 2: Gas didn't expect that, did You.

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Speaker 9: Don't mean to speak on you'll be off, bully, but

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Speaker 9: certainly seems like he didn't.

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Speaker 2: There must have been the tiniest seed of doubt in

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Speaker 2: Vandy's mind about you, Polly. So this was his backup,

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Speaker 2: His estate and his fortune is left to Peter Buddino.

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Speaker 11: Eating gay or gay gasp.

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Speaker 12: Wait, who the hell is Peter Bambino?

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Speaker 2: Badino?

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Speaker 1: Like the dessert?

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Speaker 3: That's Boudino, dear, that's what a U.

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Speaker 4: Budino is spelled with an A.

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Speaker 2: I'm assuming it is, and Peter Badino is Polly Barker

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Speaker 2: pe b same initials, which I realized when I saw

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Speaker 2: your luggage Vandy knew your real name and called you PB,

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Speaker 2: just like you knew that those closest in his life

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Speaker 2: called him Jeremiah his middle name, and his old poor

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Speaker 2: name Jizimiah, exactly Peb and j. Which is why Angela

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Speaker 2: lands Fairy had to die. She knew too much.

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Speaker 12: What's happening, Angela lands Fairy?

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Speaker 2: She's alive, Jasy, she landed right on your shoulder.

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Speaker 9: I hope she doesn't dumber duty.

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Speaker 2: They're there, old friend. She's cold, half frozen, but otherwise

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Speaker 2: seems okay.

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Speaker 4: Ugh told you pee, young.

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Speaker 3: People loves jan The bird's been saying it this whole time,

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Speaker 3: that cockatoo is a genius.

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Speaker 6: What molasment pipeline San Francisco bird feed up mop back,

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Speaker 6: leaving an accordion.

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Speaker 12: Well, maybe not a genius, but super duper smart and

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Speaker 12: sexually adventurous. Don't ask how I know.

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Speaker 1: Polly, I is it true?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 3: I did it for you, mooney, It's always been you.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. I thought you were asexual.

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Speaker 3: Asexual. I've been in love with you my entire life,

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Speaker 3: only you were too blind to see. I settled for

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Speaker 3: friends than accompanies because it was better than nothing. I

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Speaker 3: couldn't bear to be without you. It was torture, so

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Speaker 3: close and yet so far, seeing your lips but never

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Speaker 3: able to kiss them, Smelling your perfume but never able

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Speaker 3: to rub with your skin on mine. It's such an

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Speaker 3: intoxicating scent, Moon.

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Speaker 5: I never asked you what.

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Speaker 1: It is my perfume. Oh, it's pauper's.

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Speaker 3: When I found out you were planning to leave the

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Speaker 3: act and sleeping with Vandy, I thought my life was over.

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Speaker 3: All I could see was red Vandy's, the sort of

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Speaker 3: gay I love, rich, entitled, raised with a silver spoon.

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Speaker 12: Watch what you say about my dead daddy.

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Speaker 3: Oh Stephan, you brat. You don't know anything about hard work.

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Speaker 3: None of you do.

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Speaker 7: All of you know that perform and sexual acts on

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Speaker 7: other men for money is literally the definition.

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Speaker 2: Of hard work.

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Speaker 3: You think you had it rough. I grew up in

448
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Speaker 3: an orphanage that makes Oliver look like candy Land. You

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00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 3: see these scars, and that's where the orphanage master put

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Speaker 3: his cigarettes out. All the boys were mean to me.

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Speaker 3: Nobody wanted to be friends with the queer kid with

452
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Speaker 3: perfect pitch. I managed to scrape a life together for myself,

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Speaker 3: a life with Moon that I treasure more than anything.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't getting a lot of man who owns three

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Speaker 3: teslas steal it away. Hell no, not without a fight.

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Speaker 3: So I decided to seduce Vandy myself and turn the

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Speaker 3: old man against Moon. With Vandy dead, I figured my

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Speaker 3: beloved Chantos would fall into my arms and we could

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Speaker 3: live happily ever after, like Matt Boehmer and whoever his

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Speaker 3: husband is only less attractive and with fewer dinner parties.

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Speaker 1: Beats a hot pancake, Flower power, Stephanie j blok. Oh, Polly,

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Speaker 1: I'm taught you killed for me and I killed DJ

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Speaker 1: for you, well, mostly for me, but a little bit

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Speaker 1: for you. We really are meant for each other.

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Speaker 9: Oh, I hate to break up this murderer's love vest.

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Speaker 2: But what happens now? Now? The cops come, of course,

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Speaker 2: and Polly and Moon Moon run.

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Speaker 3: There?

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Speaker 9: Stop?

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Speaker 2: That got them.

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Speaker 12: There, James, you did it. You tied up Moon and Polly.

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Speaker 3: My hands, my piano hands.

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Speaker 1: Aha, Oh, I'll just hurt my tiny wrists there.

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Speaker 2: Neither of you are going anywhere now.

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Speaker 12: Never thought i'd see curtains ues like that outside of

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Speaker 12: the sound of music, of course.

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Speaker 2: Are you okay?

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Speaker 9: James?

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Speaker 2: When I put your head through that wall. Look like

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Speaker 2: my birth in reverse. I'm fine, but why are you

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Speaker 2: in jock naked?

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Speaker 12: You seem like you had the whole thing covered. Plus

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Speaker 12: Chase kind of turned us on.

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Speaker 2: Stand back, everyone.

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Speaker 12: The Dutchess County Sheriff is here.

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Speaker 4: Where where is he?

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Speaker 2: May?

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Speaker 3: It's may Sheriff, Dick and Mouth.

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Speaker 2: The Duchess County Sheriff is irish. Nothing ceases to amaze

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Speaker 2: me this weekend.

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Speaker 6: That's your legal name, dick in Mouth, my name and

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Speaker 6: mcgame requesting backup at the monroused it?

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Speaker 3: I repeat, back up at the monroused it?

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Speaker 2: Now? Who called us? Then me? Your highness Sheriff Officerman

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Speaker 2: Dortches County Shriff. These two Polly and Moon, they're responsible

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Speaker 2: for the deaths this weekend.

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Speaker 4: May I be untied now?

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Speaker 9: Please?

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Speaker 2: Well, Reginald, you also killed people?

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Speaker 4: Twinks? No, they don't count.

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Speaker 2: This is America, twinks always cat mister sheriff, take them away?

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Speaker 4: Oh oh oh, well, if you're gonna put your hands

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Speaker 4: on me, put them lower.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 12: I can't believe everyone is gone.

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Speaker 2: What do you think you'll do with the place, Wilmer.

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 12: I'll keep the house, and I think I'll stay in

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Speaker 12: a house and fuck Wilma, but not contribute financially.

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Speaker 2: That feels right.

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Speaker 12: Thank you for solving Daddy's murder.

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Speaker 9: He would be proud of you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he would.

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Speaker 12: I could keep you on as caretaker.

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Speaker 9: It's a big place.

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Speaker 12: I need the help.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate that. But after this weekend, it's time to

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Speaker 2: see what else is out there for me. Plus, I

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Speaker 2: finally have a good idea for a book. I think

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Speaker 2: I'll try a bit of writing.

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Speaker 9: Good luck.

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Speaker 12: It's hard out there for a white guy with zero credits.

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Speaker 2: You think, But I'm gay, Oh James, No one cares

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Speaker 2: fair enough. But before I go, there's one last thing

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Speaker 2: I need to do. See the wall over there, that one,

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Speaker 2: no one, Nope, nope, the one. I'm pointing to that

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Speaker 2: one with my hand. Ah, that one the struggle knocked

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Speaker 2: over that grandfather clock. Can you see how the wallpaper

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Speaker 2: that was behind it is rippling and bubbling? I always say,

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Speaker 2: when you see the bubble, you know there's trouble.

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Speaker 12: Uh sort of yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think I finally might know where Leya Salonga is.

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Speaker 2: Do you mind if I tear down that wall paper?

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Speaker 9: Go for it?

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Speaker 2: There a door laya Salonga.

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Speaker 4: Is that you.

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Speaker 3: I thought you never find me.

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Speaker 2: I almost didn't, are you? Okay? Mostly?

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Speaker 13: Thank god? The bugs down here are plentiful. One day

540
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Speaker 13: I'll have to do Kiss of the Spider Woman, now

541
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 13: that I have a personal experience of kissing spiders and

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Speaker 13: eating them.

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Speaker 2: You've survived on insects this whole time.

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Speaker 13: And water from the pipes. Oh and show tunes. A

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00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 13: good musical number keeps me going for a while.

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Speaker 2: Help me up careful now, steady there, Lea. Can I

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Speaker 2: ask you something anything? Would you sing a whole New

548
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 2: World with me? One of my lifelong dreams is for

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00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: me to sing the Aladdin part and for you to praise.

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00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 13: My silken vocals as princess Jasmine. God, you gaze are predictable.

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Speaker 12: But you did save me, so sure.

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Speaker 13: I just need to warm up first, Okay, I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: That's all you do to warm up?

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00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 12: Of course, I'm lays longer, bitch.

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Speaker 6: Yes, we've reached the end of this queer little mystery.

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Speaker 6: My killer's been identified. The bad people will be locked away.

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00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 6: Several innocent people died, which I feel lot so great about.

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Speaker 6: But we sure got a good story out of.

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Speaker 9: It, didn't we.

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Speaker 6: You may be thinking, Vandy, if you're narrating this from heaven,

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Speaker 6: why didn't you simply tell us who killed you? Instead

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Speaker 6: of making us listen to eight episodes of these Silly

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Speaker 6: Days trying to figure it out. My answer is I

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Speaker 6: could have, but I didn't, and aren't you the better

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Speaker 6: for it? Until next time, my pets, When someone asks you,

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Speaker 6: does this murder make me look gay? The answer is

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Speaker 6: always fong yes.

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Speaker 11: If you have made it to the end of this series,

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Speaker 11: then congratulations, you are deeply queer and the world is

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Speaker 11: better for it. I would like to dedicate does this

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Speaker 11: murder make me look gay? To the memory of my

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Speaker 11: dear friend Paul Wright, who I hope somewhere is listening

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Speaker 11: and laughing.

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Speaker 5: Does this murder make Me look gay? Stars Michael Yury

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Speaker 5: as James Wilson, Douglas Sills as Reginald Divine, Robin de

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Speaker 5: Jesus as Wilmer Munroe, Chyenne Jackson as Jacques Saint Cox,

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Speaker 5: Sean Patrick Doyle as Madam Moon, Brad Oscar as Tush

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Speaker 5: von Munch, Nathan Lee Graham as Henry Jacobs, Frankie Grande

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Speaker 5: as Kelly Raymore, and Flanagan Seth Radetsky as Polly Barker,

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Speaker 5: Leah Delaria as TJ, featuring Kate McKinnon as Angela Lansferry

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Speaker 5: with Leah Salga as herself and Jonathan Freeman as Vandy

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Speaker 5: Jeremiah Munroe the Third. Additional performances by Ryan Steele, Malory Portnoy,

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Speaker 5: Emily lan Nacho tem Buonting written and directed by Ted Mallower.

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Speaker 5: Executive producer Ted Mallower. Executive producers for Ninth Planet Audio

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Speaker 5: Elizabeth Baquitt and Jimmy Miller. Hank Wittard served as story editor.

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Speaker 5: Original score composed by Peter Lherman. Original score produced and

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Speaker 5: mixed by Alex Bonoff. Theme song performed by Ted Mallower,

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Speaker 5: written by Ted Mallower and Peter Lherman. Piano accompaniment for

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Speaker 5: Madame Moon by Jacob Yates. Casting by Adam Caldwell, Karen

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Speaker 5: Cassel and Rachel Hoffman at Telsey and Company. Audio post

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Speaker 5: production by One Thousand Birds principal recording, dialogue, editing, sound

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Speaker 5: design and mixing by Torren Geller, Andrew Tracy and Haley Livingston.

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Speaker 5: Audio post executive producers Gwen Frailing and Kiera mcnight. Production

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Speaker 5: coordinators Hannah Dickinson. Gillian Langanelli, Isabella Danzi and Rose kelso Key.

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Speaker 5: Art by Ben Wiseman, Production accounting by Dill pret Singh.

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Speaker 5: Special thanks to Jordan Surf, Daniella Fetterman, Morgan Gould, Eric Harper,

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Speaker 5: Aaron Jenkin, Chelsea Crepps, Will O'Donnell, Don Saltzman, Michael Stearns,

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Speaker 5: and Josh Pultz. Does This Murder Make Me Look Gay?

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