WEBVTT - Episode 219: A Good Ginger 0:00:00.940 --> 0:00:04.940 This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:08.420 podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the 0:00:08.460 --> 0:00:12.360 morally ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay. 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:12.920 Talk to me. 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:16.450 And now, here's Dan, Dylan, and Shay. 0:00:17.390 --> 0:00:20.630 I guess we did pretty well last week. I'm trying 0:00:20.670 --> 0:00:23.690 to figure this out. Welcome to Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble. 0:00:24.350 --> 0:00:26.910 The ensemble here, Big Day Ray is the producer, but 0:00:26.950 --> 0:00:28.690 also the best gambler on the show. Now. 0:00:28.710 --> 0:00:28.870 Dylan. 0:00:29.030 --> 0:00:32.070 Dylan. Shay and Irving with a fresh haircut. 0:00:32.370 --> 0:00:32.650 Nice. 0:00:32.930 --> 0:00:36.610 And yours truly. We got a lot of social media traction, 0:00:37.210 --> 0:00:39.990 not because anybody was good at their bets last week, 0:00:40.570 --> 0:00:46.100 but because Shay broke down the Penn State cocaine ring 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.839 and also Jed York going to a trailer park at 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:52.280 930 in the morning. In-studio expert, yeah. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:52.820 Yeah. 0:00:53.420 --> 0:00:53.820 Yes, Ray. 0:00:54.170 --> 0:00:57.110 Yeah, those headlines are kind of built for this podcast. 0:00:57.270 --> 0:00:58.950 That's what we dine out on. 0:00:58.990 --> 0:01:00.110 For this man in particular. 0:01:00.130 --> 0:01:04.390 It's our Super Bowl, yeah. But you more experienced on 0:01:04.410 --> 0:01:07.899 the Penn State cocaine ring or Jed York going to 0:01:07.940 --> 0:01:10.319 a trailer park for Friendship at 930 in the morning? Well, 0:01:10.340 --> 0:01:14.520 you can't have one without the other, Danny. They are simpatico. 0:01:14.860 --> 0:01:17.880 If you're doing a lot of cocaine, working girls are 0:01:17.900 --> 0:01:19.720 going to be in the mix. 0:01:19.780 --> 0:01:22.430 They're part of the culture. I don't know if that's true. 0:01:22.970 --> 0:01:26.480 It's definitely true. If you're manufacturing cocaine, working girls, just 0:01:26.750 --> 0:01:31.290 find your hip and hold on to it. Which is great. Well, wait, 0:01:31.470 --> 0:01:34.510 one is Penn State with the fraternity and the other 0:01:34.590 --> 0:01:36.630 one's Jed York at a trailer. Right, but I'm saying 0:01:36.670 --> 0:01:38.650 my experience. Oh, your experience. 0:01:38.690 --> 0:01:39.530 It's like a dog whistle. 0:01:39.580 --> 0:01:44.500 Yeah, it just encompasses most of that genre. You don't 0:01:44.540 --> 0:01:48.340 have a whole lot of manufacturing of cocaine cases without 0:01:49.220 --> 0:01:51.600 females being a part of the experience. 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:52.780 What do you miss about that? 0:01:54.690 --> 0:01:55.810 The whole thing, really, right? 0:01:55.930 --> 0:01:57.850 The most recent rehab I went to, they try to 0:01:57.890 --> 0:02:01.730 tell you that you're addicted to drugs and alcohol, sure, 0:02:02.170 --> 0:02:05.070 but you're also addicted to the action of it, right? 0:02:05.470 --> 0:02:08.950 You're addicted to whether it's the selling or the manufacturing 0:02:08.990 --> 0:02:11.830 or whatever, but you're addicted to the actual steps it 0:02:11.870 --> 0:02:16.130 takes to get down. And there is some truth to that. 0:02:16.190 --> 0:02:17.510 You're addicted to being an outlaw. 0:02:17.970 --> 0:02:20.690 Yeah, I think there's some truth to that. Yeah, yeah. 0:02:20.740 --> 0:02:21.060 You got it? 0:02:22.580 --> 0:02:25.120 I do not have outlaw tattooed on my stomach. I 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:31.670 have something else tattooed on my stomach. But yeah, I think. No, listen, 0:02:31.710 --> 0:02:34.230 there's been a, I got in a lot of trouble 0:02:34.270 --> 0:02:37.070 after the last episode. Why? Well, there were a couple 0:02:37.090 --> 0:02:41.609 of tennis moms that did not take kindly to my demeanor, 0:02:41.630 --> 0:02:44.470 which I thought I was fine. I thought your demeanor 0:02:44.510 --> 0:02:45.709 was great. Yeah, I did too. 0:02:45.750 --> 0:02:47.250 You're actually kind of like nice. 0:02:47.530 --> 0:02:49.290 I thought so as well, but there were some. 0:02:49.450 --> 0:02:50.470 Usually you're kind of a prick. 0:02:50.530 --> 0:02:52.850 There were a flurry of text messages to the roommate. Like, 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:56.420 you know, Shay might be off his rocker. Check in 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:57.060 on your husband. 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:58.300 And the roommate. 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:00.000 It's like, I know that. 0:03:00.419 --> 0:03:02.179 She was like, leave him alone. 0:03:02.220 --> 0:03:03.700 But yeah, I know. I got, I got called out. 0:03:03.940 --> 0:03:04.360 I got called out. 0:03:04.540 --> 0:03:07.030 It was the demeanor, not the Jed York stuff that 0:03:07.070 --> 0:03:07.260 got you. 0:03:07.270 --> 0:03:08.260 I think that had a lot to do with it. 0:03:08.290 --> 0:03:10.889 I also talked about the tennis moms and like their 0:03:10.930 --> 0:03:11.790 via vans and. 0:03:11.750 --> 0:03:14.230 The, Oh, yeah, you did say they're on study drugs. 0:03:14.270 --> 0:03:16.090 Yeah, well, they are. They're all on fucking study drugs. 0:03:16.610 --> 0:03:17.709 Looking at you, Barbara. 0:03:18.210 --> 0:03:20.049 And look at that. You nailed that, too. You pointed 0:03:20.070 --> 0:03:20.690 to the red one. 0:03:20.730 --> 0:03:21.690 Yeah, you know it's the red one. 0:03:21.690 --> 0:03:23.460 There's some fucking haters out there, and they listen to 0:03:23.470 --> 0:03:26.260 the show, and they tell the roommate, you know, check 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:26.640 his piss. 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:30.290 Okay, bye. But you said you're in between meds from 0:03:30.310 --> 0:03:32.860 bipolar 2 to bipolar 1. Well, they doubled my meds. 0:03:32.900 --> 0:03:35.620 They fucking doubled them after the last episode. Literally, I 0:03:35.620 --> 0:03:37.760 went to the doctor yesterday, and he doubled my lithium. 0:03:37.820 --> 0:03:40.280 He doubled my Ativan. He doubled- Wait, wait, wait. Why 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:43.800 would he double it? You seem like you were in control. 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:45.840 You were- I agree. 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:48.030 I was going to say- Measured? Yeah. 0:03:48.100 --> 0:03:51.610 Yeah, you were measured. Yeah, I agree. But I don't 0:03:51.630 --> 0:03:53.750 know why they would double dose here. 0:03:53.790 --> 0:03:57.260 Well, apparently, like when you lower one's- You just start 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.750 increasing the others, but then he wants me on a 0:03:59.780 --> 0:04:03.390 higher level to take away the racing thoughts. 0:04:03.150 --> 0:04:06.010 Or the mania or whatever. I don't know. I'm on 0:04:06.050 --> 0:04:08.410 double now. It just started, so it hasn't kicked in yet, 0:04:08.430 --> 0:04:09.890 so don't worry. Next week, I might be a whole 0:04:09.910 --> 0:04:10.310 different man. 0:04:10.350 --> 0:04:13.890 They have you on lithium and Ativan? 0:04:14.010 --> 0:04:15.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lithium, Ativan. 0:04:15.970 --> 0:04:16.900 And double the dose. 0:04:17.060 --> 0:04:18.340 Double and Respirarone. 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:20.120 You're going to be a fucking vegetable next week. 0:04:20.140 --> 0:04:21.980 Nah, dude. They can't fucking hold me back, dude. Watch 0:04:22.020 --> 0:04:22.340 this shit. 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:22.980 I don't know. 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:25.540 But I thought you were... No, I was a little 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:29.490 worried you were kind of... quiet or subdued. But I 0:04:29.570 --> 0:04:32.290 also thought that your, you know, your thoughts were really. 0:04:35.270 --> 0:04:35.890 Concise. 0:04:36.190 --> 0:04:38.090 Yeah. No, I thought I was doing great. 0:04:38.330 --> 0:04:38.950 Not dumb. 0:04:39.130 --> 0:04:41.929 Yeah. Not dumb. Exactly. That's what I told the doctor. 0:04:41.970 --> 0:04:43.750 I said, I'm not dumb. And he said, well, we're 0:04:43.770 --> 0:04:47.300 going to double you up anyway. Cogent. Is that a. Cogent. 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:47.740 Big word. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:47.880 Yeah. 0:04:47.890 --> 0:04:48.420 How about that? 0:04:48.510 --> 0:04:48.919 All right. 0:04:48.950 --> 0:04:51.820 Don't have to. That's an Akron right there, boy. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:53.859 That is an SAT word for sure. 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:59.810 Okay. Let me recap here. Big Day Ray actually lost 0:04:59.890 --> 0:05:05.029 two units last week. Shay lost a unit, and Dylan 0:05:05.050 --> 0:05:05.750 lost two units. 0:05:05.990 --> 0:05:06.370 Not bad. 0:05:06.390 --> 0:05:11.760 Now, we wiped the slate clean. Yes. Now, Ray dominated 0:05:11.820 --> 0:05:15.320 in golf, plus 19 and a half. Shay, minus 24 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.000 and a half. Doesn't matter. I already scribbled it out. 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:21.160 It's fine. I just golfed. I just fucked me. So, 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:26.190 Ray is the first winner of the Diego Pavia Award. So, 0:05:26.230 --> 0:05:27.330 you get it for week one. 0:05:27.850 --> 0:05:28.370 What did you do? 0:05:29.670 --> 0:05:32.410 I was really big on C.J. Bailey for NC State, 0:05:32.529 --> 0:05:32.870 and he. 0:05:32.830 --> 0:05:34.980 Had 85 total passes. Oh, yeah, NC State got cleaned out. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.840 And I crushed Bo Pribula, and he lit it up. 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:39.120 Yeah. 0:05:39.140 --> 0:05:39.760 Big old Bo. 0:05:40.180 --> 0:05:44.540 Yeah, that last week, week zero was disappointing in the 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:45.170 gambling department. 0:05:45.190 --> 0:05:50.630 It's always fucking doubling. Yeah, Bo Pribula, he had two 0:05:50.670 --> 0:05:54.200 touchdown passes, went nine for 11. That's pretty good. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.779 They didn't have to throw the ball at all. They 0:05:56.820 --> 0:05:58.340 ran on will against that team. 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:03.690 Let me see. Oh, you know what? I don't want 0:06:03.710 --> 0:06:07.349 to seem like we're piling on Penn State while we 0:06:07.390 --> 0:06:08.429 pile on Penn State. 0:06:08.510 --> 0:06:10.910 I think history would be on our side. Okay. 0:06:12.490 --> 0:06:14.770 Just the timing of this and the way it's worded. 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:20.539 Penn State announced the Paterno Family Football Experience Room, an 0:06:20.700 --> 0:06:28.169 interactive collection of Interactive. Okay, can we describe it in 0:06:28.210 --> 0:06:33.710 a different way? Just paterno, family, football, museum. 0:06:33.830 --> 0:06:37.100 I know how to fix it. Remove all of the 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.160 words in that, and then it'll be all right. 0:06:39.180 --> 0:06:39.820 Especially paterno. 0:06:39.900 --> 0:06:44.180 Paterno, family, interactive. Remove 80% of it. And just have 0:06:44.220 --> 0:06:48.460 it called the room. No, I don't want that either. 0:06:49.430 --> 0:06:50.870 Wasn't there a movie called The Room? 0:06:51.070 --> 0:06:53.470 Yeah, yeah. She gave birth to a baby. 0:06:53.570 --> 0:06:55.210 No, that movie's just Room. 0:06:55.790 --> 0:06:58.810 The Room is the Tommy Wiseau movie, the disaster artist. 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:00.200 Was that Brie Larson? 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.240 Yeah, that's Room. It's actually a pretty good movie. 0:07:02.260 --> 0:07:05.820 And that little boy who was incredible in that movie. 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:08.360 Fucked up movie, dude. Oh, man. 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:10.880 The kids should have gotten an Academy Award for that. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:14.220 It's one of my big pet peeves. Because you can't 0:07:14.300 --> 0:07:17.200 tell me that Haley Joel Osment did not deserve the 0:07:17.460 --> 0:07:19.850 Academy Award. No, I'm with you. For Sixth Sense. He 0:07:19.870 --> 0:07:21.590 sees ghosts. He sees dead people. 0:07:21.630 --> 0:07:23.410 You know, I was actually thinking about the Sixth Sense 0:07:23.450 --> 0:07:23.950 the other day. 0:07:24.150 --> 0:07:24.429 Why? 0:07:25.070 --> 0:07:27.970 I don't know why, but M. Night Shyamalan, that was 0:07:28.010 --> 0:07:29.070 his first movie, right? 0:07:29.770 --> 0:07:30.520 Yeah. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:32.660 I mean, has he made a single good movie? 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:36.940 Signs. Good movie. Signs. Not great. 0:07:37.060 --> 0:07:37.940 But like the. 0:07:39.210 --> 0:07:41.630 Very much trending Yeah didn't he do The Village The 0:07:41.670 --> 0:07:45.090 Village was funny The Village was good With Joaquin And 0:07:45.850 --> 0:07:48.240 Bryce Howard Yeah Ron Howard's daughter. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:50.220 Yeah Oh yeah Bryce Dallas That's a good. 0:07:49.980 --> 0:07:52.440 Ginger Wait what do you That's a good ginger Okay 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:55.180 alright That is a good ginger Who else would be 0:07:55.220 --> 0:07:56.220 On the ginger. 0:07:55.940 --> 0:07:59.540 List Oh Jessica Chastain. 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:01.930 Jessica Chastain's on there And the girl from Mad Men 0:08:03.510 --> 0:08:10.610 Christina Hendricks Sure She's on there too Sadie Sink Stranger Things? No. 0:08:10.670 --> 0:08:13.130 Beautiful Woman? No. No, she's very. 0:08:13.370 --> 0:08:14.810 Ron Weasley from Harry Potter? 0:08:15.190 --> 0:08:15.350 No. 0:08:16.530 --> 0:08:17.410 Ed Sheeran. 0:08:17.590 --> 0:08:18.290 Ed Sheeran. 0:08:18.570 --> 0:08:21.530 Ed Sheeran, hot. Emma Stone. Emma Stone. 0:08:21.570 --> 0:08:22.250 Emma Stone's in there. 0:08:22.270 --> 0:08:22.980 She's not a real ginger. 0:08:23.010 --> 0:08:23.560 Great actress. 0:08:23.570 --> 0:08:24.340 She's not a real ginger. 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:25.320 I think she is. She's not. 0:08:25.340 --> 0:08:26.700 No, she's not. You know who's. 0:08:26.540 --> 0:08:29.300 Not a real ginger? Molly Ringwald. Fake ginger. 0:08:29.460 --> 0:08:29.960 No shit. 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:33.280 Yeah, fake ginger. She dined out on being a ginger 0:08:33.300 --> 0:08:33.760 for years. 0:08:34.300 --> 0:08:34.540 Okay. 0:08:34.890 --> 0:08:36.730 Is this best gingers or most attractive? 0:08:36.790 --> 0:08:38.390 I missed it. I think most dangerous. 0:08:38.670 --> 0:08:39.900 Most dangerous? 0:08:40.020 --> 0:08:40.240 Yeah. 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:41.859 For you, that's Jason Garrett, I think. 0:08:43.820 --> 0:08:46.100 That motherfucker. Why do you have... Dude, him and his 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.800 fucking Italian winery. He's such a nice guy. Oh, shit. 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:49.430 Just get off of me. 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:50.920 That restaurant looks good. I gotta say. 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:53.319 I almost drove my car off a bridge just in 0:08:53.340 --> 0:08:58.620 that segment. Shay wants me to get rid of The ginger, 0:08:58.660 --> 0:09:02.090 he's like, I hate the ginger. And I'm like, come on, 0:09:02.130 --> 0:09:05.030 he's a nice guy. He seems like a total sweetheart. 0:09:05.429 --> 0:09:05.850 He is. 0:09:06.070 --> 0:09:08.900 Jason is a very nice person. You would be too 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:11.520 if he had everything offered to you in your entire life. Yes, 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:13.819 you would be a nice guy too. Ivy League. 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:15.920 You don't think he earned it? 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.040 He didn't earn Ivy League, huh? No, absolutely not. His 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:21.500 dad taught there. His dad taught at fucking Princeton or Columbia. Yeah. No, 0:09:21.580 --> 0:09:22.939 I do not think he earned that. Did they say 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:25.240 you get to quarterback? You get to be starting quarterback 0:09:25.260 --> 0:09:26.719 at Princeton? Oh, my God. My little sister could be 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.480 quarterback at Columbia. What the hell are you talking about? 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:29.439 I think it was Princeton. 0:09:29.660 --> 0:09:30.040 Whatever. 0:09:30.100 --> 0:09:32.699 Either one. He went to Princeton and Columbia, actually. Yeah. Yeah. 0:09:32.860 --> 0:09:33.280 Pretty good. 0:09:33.500 --> 0:09:34.660 You just sound like he's a nerd. 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:37.640 How did you feel about us talking about the roommate 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:39.160 on the real show last week? 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:39.540 Not great. 0:09:39.580 --> 0:09:42.400 You texted me during the break and you just go, stop. 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:46.640 Yeah, not great. The roommate loved it. It was funny. 0:09:46.860 --> 0:09:50.130 She loved it. Come on. It's just playful banter. 0:09:50.370 --> 0:09:50.790 Yeah. 0:09:51.410 --> 0:09:52.710 You got to be careful with Barb. 0:09:52.730 --> 0:09:53.770 Call it playful banter. 0:09:53.970 --> 0:09:55.210 It doesn't even work. 0:09:55.570 --> 0:09:57.950 You got to be careful with Barb because she's made 0:09:57.970 --> 0:09:58.710 for the spotlight. 0:09:58.950 --> 0:10:01.260 That's an artist's intro. She is. 0:10:01.300 --> 0:10:02.120 She's an artiste. 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.319 Yeah, she's an artiste. So she wants to come on 0:10:04.340 --> 0:10:06.440 the show. Yeah, of course. Every week. She's like, so 0:10:06.460 --> 0:10:08.600 when are you on the show? I'm like, I'm not today, actually. 0:10:09.140 --> 0:10:11.220 What if she came in for the gambling punt? 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:11.439 No. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:12.600 Absolutely not. No way. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:14.900 I feel like we could... I mean, Din, you could... 0:10:15.490 --> 0:10:16.050 arrange that. 0:10:16.990 --> 0:10:18.150 Danny could probably arrange it. 0:10:18.170 --> 0:10:18.370 Yeah. 0:10:18.510 --> 0:10:21.730 Well, no, I, I'd have to ask for permission. Yeah. 0:10:21.809 --> 0:10:24.449 Like Barb would do it, but shave would not allow it. 0:10:24.450 --> 0:10:26.050 Barb would a hundred percent do a swing through like, 0:10:26.070 --> 0:10:27.910 Hey guys, how you doing? 0:10:28.070 --> 0:10:28.630 It would be good. 0:10:28.740 --> 0:10:29.740 It would be great for Barb. 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:30.620 Barb is hilarious. 0:10:30.980 --> 0:10:33.939 I like the wet. Well, the Cowboys are going to suck. 0:10:34.020 --> 0:10:35.360 So the other side. 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:36.340 Our fall is ruined. 0:10:37.540 --> 0:10:40.420 But when you then bring up the tennis moms, then 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:42.349 she would, She would get defensive quick. That would be 0:10:42.370 --> 0:10:44.210 really good. Actually, that would be interesting. That would be good. 0:10:44.230 --> 0:10:45.429 If we get her in for a tennis ball segment, 0:10:45.670 --> 0:10:50.110 that would be interesting. The fake 49er player scamming women 0:10:50.190 --> 0:10:54.300 out of 1.2 million. How do you do it? You 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:56.280 walk around with a helmet? First off, how do the 0:10:56.340 --> 0:10:58.000 women fall for that? 0:10:58.700 --> 0:11:02.080 It's really easy in 2026 to look up who is 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:02.860 an active member. 0:11:03.590 --> 0:11:06.829 If you want to find out. You don't. 0:11:06.990 --> 0:11:08.830 This is from an article about it. This was one 0:11:08.850 --> 0:11:10.930 of the chicks that he fooled. 0:11:11.190 --> 0:11:13.290 Women. Thank you. 0:11:13.410 --> 0:11:13.770 Thank you. 0:11:13.929 --> 0:11:14.550 Yeah, you're right. 0:11:14.610 --> 0:11:18.000 One of the women he fooled. Deceived. Deceived. 0:11:18.410 --> 0:11:20.820 Love boasted about his family's wealth, claiming they were one 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.640 of the richest families in Switzerland and owned property in 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:24.120 the U.S. 0:11:24.220 --> 0:11:27.000 And then they stopped talking for a bit. And then 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:31.059 he reached out again and just said, I'm in the 0:11:31.220 --> 0:11:31.819 NFL now. 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:32.270 Oh. 0:11:32.860 --> 0:11:35.880 That was it. She was like, interesting. 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:37.720 Duh. 0:11:37.900 --> 0:11:40.080 Yeah, duh. I went from just being the richest family 0:11:40.100 --> 0:11:41.860 in Switzerland. Don't hear from him for a year. He's like, 0:11:42.260 --> 0:11:42.670 I'm in the NFL now. 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:46.210 You know, Switzerland's got a long line of black oligarchs. 0:11:47.929 --> 0:11:49.530 Families that they should have. 0:11:49.550 --> 0:11:50.230 Yeah, classic. 0:11:50.429 --> 0:11:51.890 Classic Swiss. 0:11:51.929 --> 0:11:52.689 The classic Swiss. 0:11:52.710 --> 0:11:53.670 The classic Swiss family. 0:11:53.690 --> 0:11:56.589 Switzerland might be the whitest country on the planet. I 0:11:56.610 --> 0:11:57.490 don't know the numbers, but. 0:11:57.750 --> 0:12:03.610 Do chat GPT there, Ray. Whitest country in the world. Sweden. 0:12:04.770 --> 0:12:06.150 Actually, Scandinavia. 0:12:06.170 --> 0:12:09.260 Switzerland. Not Sweden. Yeah, but Sweden's got to be up there. No, 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.420 Sweden's not up there anymore. I got it right here. 0:12:11.460 --> 0:12:11.720 All right. 0:12:11.740 --> 0:12:13.720 What do we have? Iceland. 0:12:14.620 --> 0:12:15.280 Then Poland. 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:17.120 Then Croatia. Oh. 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.890 Poland. Croatia. All right. Those are places you can move. 0:12:22.630 --> 0:12:24.250 Iceland's an island, too. Reykjavik. 0:12:25.730 --> 0:12:29.010 Oh, no, we're trying to take Greenland, not Iceland. Yeah, 0:12:29.050 --> 0:12:29.610 we want Greenland. 0:12:29.630 --> 0:12:31.150 We're trying to take the one that's just got fucking 0:12:31.309 --> 0:12:31.970 nothing on it. 0:12:31.990 --> 0:12:34.390 It's just a block of ice. Build a casino, some 0:12:34.429 --> 0:12:35.000 ski resorts. 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:38.839 Casino in Greenland would be awesome. 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:40.920 I don't know if they have mountains there, though. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:43.939 I think it's a block of ice. 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:45.340 You can ski in Greenland? 0:12:45.380 --> 0:12:47.160 You can ski in Dubai, so I guess it's not 0:12:47.300 --> 0:12:48.090 outside the realm of Dubai. 0:12:48.170 --> 0:12:50.550 Well, if you have money, you can do a lot 0:12:50.590 --> 0:12:50.870 of things. 0:12:50.950 --> 0:12:53.390 Well, we're going to make Greenland pay for the casino 0:12:53.450 --> 0:12:54.210 and the ski resort. 0:12:54.350 --> 0:12:55.330 Yes. Yes. 0:12:55.770 --> 0:12:56.170 What, Ray? 0:12:57.450 --> 0:12:59.610 I got nothing. I was just nodding along with the conversation. 0:13:00.230 --> 0:13:02.480 That's not good if they're listening to a podcast. Thanks, Ray. 0:13:02.490 --> 0:13:04.290 But I had nothing to add verbally, so I was 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:05.480 just giving them advice. 0:13:05.500 --> 0:13:06.559 Ray agrees about the casino. 0:13:07.860 --> 0:13:10.820 To a tongue of Iloa got caught. He was, I guess, 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:15.300 commenting on his own Instagram post. He said, quote, we're 0:13:15.340 --> 0:13:19.250 so proud of you. You've got this. And then apparently 0:13:19.790 --> 0:13:24.330 forgot to turn off his burner. and then people looked 0:13:24.530 --> 0:13:26.470 at his handle, and yes, Ray. 0:13:26.850 --> 0:13:29.130 I think he actually did this on purpose. I think 0:13:29.170 --> 0:13:31.310 he's one of the guys who's kind of like Todd. 0:13:31.330 --> 0:13:33.010 He's like, you speak it into existence, and he's like. 0:13:33.110 --> 0:13:36.469 You got this, Tua. You're going to be so good, and. 0:13:36.429 --> 0:13:39.309 He's verbalizing it, manifesting it into reality. 0:13:39.330 --> 0:13:41.070 Or if I was some guy who just got shit 0:13:41.150 --> 0:13:42.710 on all the time, I'd comment, and I'd be like, 0:13:42.870 --> 0:13:43.620 you're the best. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:46.820 But wouldn't you have somebody do that for you? Yeah, 0:13:46.900 --> 0:13:47.220 I do. 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:48.500 That's why I believe Tua. 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:49.640 You have a burner. 0:13:49.660 --> 0:13:51.530 I go on my Instagram and say... You're not a 0:13:51.770 --> 0:13:57.390 fat idiot. 0:13:57.410 --> 0:13:57.790 You're the man. 0:13:57.830 --> 0:13:59.130 I got to start doing that. 0:13:59.190 --> 0:14:00.630 It would take a full fucking day job. 0:14:00.650 --> 0:14:02.940 Yeah, round the clock, you commenting on. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:06.020 Your own post. Are you drinking a beer? Yeah. Oh, okay. 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:06.800 You thought it was pee? 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:11.220 I'm not. No, I wasn't sure what, because I noticed 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:13.620 that he had a cup and that maybe it was high. 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:16.179 I was drinking a caffeine water, actually. 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:17.980 Oh, with that new machine we got out there? 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:18.100 Yeah. 0:14:18.450 --> 0:14:19.910 We've saved over 1,000 bottles. 0:14:19.950 --> 0:14:21.110 Ritalin boy over here. 0:14:22.470 --> 0:14:24.990 It's a problem for me in the morning. Dan told 0:14:25.030 --> 0:14:26.390 me not to have too much this morning, and I 0:14:26.390 --> 0:14:30.030 was already on my third cup. I'm sweating at like 0:14:30.030 --> 0:14:31.000 9 o'clock in the morning. 0:14:31.010 --> 0:14:34.500 Okay, you can get vitamins, electrolytes, and then what's the 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:36.100 other one? Caffeine. 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:38.540 Lithium comes out of it. 0:14:38.740 --> 0:14:43.220 I wish. He's bouncing all over the room, and his 0:14:43.380 --> 0:14:47.960 eyes are bouncing, and I go, he goes, like he's hyperventilating. 0:14:48.540 --> 0:14:51.400 I probably had like 600 milligrams of caffeine today. It's not. 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:51.900 What does that mean? 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:52.820 I don't know what that means. 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:53.880 It's a lot. It's bad. 0:14:53.940 --> 0:14:55.460 It's like seven or eight Red Bulls. 0:14:55.980 --> 0:14:57.440 Oh, shit. Yeah. Fuck that. 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:58.220 And it tastes like water. 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:03.100 On day one, I had six watermelon seltzers with caffeine 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:04.900 in it, and then I just had to shit my pants. 0:15:05.620 --> 0:15:09.080 That was basically all that happened. 0:15:09.420 --> 0:15:15.680 Betts from last show. Damn. Is there anything to recap here? 0:15:16.420 --> 0:15:17.820 Golf is dominating. 0:15:17.860 --> 0:15:20.540 Okay, but golf is... I know. This is football. We 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:25.880 got football in here, too. I feel abused, Dan. The 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:29.000 North Dakota State versus Jacksonville State, to me, was. 0:15:29.020 --> 0:15:29.590 You liked that one. 0:15:29.780 --> 0:15:30.270 Oh, my God. 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.330 How bad did you wish you were gambling when that 0:15:32.350 --> 0:15:33.030 game was happening? 0:15:34.310 --> 0:15:38.830 I said to my wife... Uh-oh. I said... And she 0:15:38.870 --> 0:15:40.770 saw me watching the game, and she goes, Who's playing? 0:15:40.830 --> 0:15:43.870 I said, North Dakota State and Jacksonville State. And she goes, 0:15:44.940 --> 0:15:46.900 are they any good? And I said, well, North Dakota 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:52.180 State's really good. And I said, if I had $ 10, 000 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:54.670 right now, I would put it on North Dakota State. Like, 0:15:55.430 --> 0:15:58.370 if I was betting, I would have put $ 10, 000 on 0:15:58.410 --> 0:16:02.150 North Dakota State. I thought that that was embarrassing that 0:16:02.190 --> 0:16:06.580 they were only a touchdown favorite. At home, they dominated. 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:08.800 They destroyed them. Yeah, 33-7. 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:12.710 At any point during the game, Did you wish that 0:16:12.770 --> 0:16:14.650 you had placed $ 10, 000 on it? 0:16:14.810 --> 0:16:14.970 No. 0:16:15.830 --> 0:16:16.550 Not even a little? 0:16:16.590 --> 0:16:18.470 Really? 0:16:18.510 --> 0:16:18.730 No. 0:16:19.170 --> 0:16:20.770 I'm being honest. I don't believe it. 0:16:21.270 --> 0:16:25.410 Terrible feeling. Terrible. No. But it's one of those where 0:16:25.430 --> 0:16:29.930 I went, they're only the seven-point favorite. I know. They'll 0:16:29.980 --> 0:16:31.180 be up 28 to nothing. 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:34.360 It's a classic rat line where you're like, something must 0:16:34.940 --> 0:16:37.060 be up. How many people you think looked at that 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.800 and were like, And then went with Jacksonville State. 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:42.120 Well, Jacksonville State is a good team the last couple 0:16:42.140 --> 0:16:47.080 of years. Wasn't Rich Rodriguez the head coach there? They've been, 0:16:47.100 --> 0:16:50.500 I don't want to say formidable, but they've been very good. Yeah, 0:16:50.540 --> 0:16:54.330 North Dakota State. North Dakota State, though, is great. Week in, 0:16:54.490 --> 0:16:56.510 week out, year in, year out. Now they make the 0:16:56.550 --> 0:16:57.990 jump to FBL. 0:16:58.090 --> 0:17:00.010 And they're favored to win the conference, I think, too. 0:17:01.030 --> 0:17:02.630 Okay, so anything else here? 0:17:04.100 --> 0:17:06.239 Siwoo Kim did not win, so I'm going back to 0:17:06.260 --> 0:17:08.280 my original Korean next season, Dan. 0:17:08.380 --> 0:17:08.880 Shocker. 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:11.340 How about Scottie, though? 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:15.660 After all season long, people being like, is Scottie falling off? 0:17:15.700 --> 0:17:18.909 And then at the buzzer, he's just like, nope, I 0:17:18.950 --> 0:17:20.850 made $ 40 million this month. 0:17:21.010 --> 0:17:24.530 Even if he didn't win, he still had an unbelievable year. 0:17:24.690 --> 0:17:29.010 It kind of shows you how the margin of golf 0:17:29.130 --> 0:17:32.040 is that small. He had the best season ever. all 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:34.460 season long. He just didn't win. Like it's like, he was. 0:17:34.420 --> 0:17:35.380 First in everything. 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:35.620 Yeah. 0:17:36.340 --> 0:17:40.080 I give, you know, every, every player would go, man, 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:42.480 I I'd love to have that year. Yeah. 0:17:42.500 --> 0:17:44.979 A career year for most, by the way, did. 0:17:44.940 --> 0:17:50.650 You see where tiger can't even operate a golf cart? No, what? Yeah. 0:17:50.710 --> 0:17:54.050 So they took away his license for five years, but he, 0:17:54.450 --> 0:17:57.330 I read where he can't even operate a golf cart. 0:17:57.850 --> 0:17:59.750 So he's got a driver. I think so. 0:18:00.130 --> 0:18:00.810 What about a bike? 0:18:01.109 --> 0:18:02.630 What a job I have. Can he bike around? That 0:18:02.690 --> 0:18:03.210 I don't know. 0:18:03.340 --> 0:18:05.640 If Tiger gets blacked out and starts biking around. 0:18:05.660 --> 0:18:06.120 Yes, right. 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:09.200 I'm seeing it's motor vehicles. So anything with a motor. 0:18:09.740 --> 0:18:10.240 Electric golf cart. 0:18:10.260 --> 0:18:12.400 What about an electric golf cart? Okay. 0:18:12.700 --> 0:18:14.260 Probably. What about an electric car? 0:18:14.859 --> 0:18:15.139 Ooh. 0:18:16.200 --> 0:18:18.580 Now we're at the gears of time. 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:18.820 Whatever. 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:22.180 He's got any attorneys on this case. And then Tony 0:18:22.220 --> 0:18:25.530 Romo's apology. What a guy. What a just stand-up guy. 0:18:25.550 --> 0:18:28.030 I just didn't like when he talked about all the 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:33.239 Back surgeries and all of that. Yeah, but... No, no, no. No, no. 0:18:33.940 --> 0:18:38.580 You still took what you took. You can have back pain, 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:41.920 but that doesn't mean you have to take the meds 0:18:42.330 --> 0:18:44.810 that affect you driving. The meds hit us differently, Danny. 0:18:44.950 --> 0:18:48.870 They hit us all differently, as one can testify. Well... 0:18:49.220 --> 0:18:51.500 It didn't hit him well, let's put it that way. 0:18:51.619 --> 0:18:54.300 You think he was taking a gorilla's dose of lithium 0:18:54.340 --> 0:18:56.460 and Ativan? 0:18:56.859 --> 0:18:59.960 Super dose. He got hit harder than he got hit 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:05.260 when he played. Yeah, it was a bad look. No, 0:19:05.420 --> 0:19:07.340 just don't put in there you had all of these 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:09.000 surgeries and injuries. 0:19:09.100 --> 0:19:12.110 I would do the whole own it, apology thing, but 0:19:12.570 --> 0:19:15.490 I'd sprinkle him like, for the record, my back hurts. 0:19:16.230 --> 0:19:18.350 For the record, I had a shit day. Yeah. Ever 0:19:18.390 --> 0:19:21.609 since I dropped that fucking field goal in Seattle. You 0:19:21.690 --> 0:19:24.030 should have said that. I've been traumatized. 0:19:24.109 --> 0:19:26.130 At least an entire fan base. Actually, an entire fan 0:19:26.170 --> 0:19:27.520 base is probably still on his side. 0:19:27.930 --> 0:19:29.859 I'm on his side, yeah. But if he didn't get hurt, 0:19:30.080 --> 0:19:35.260 then you wouldn't have Dak Prescott. That's fair. Is Dak 0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:39.060 a better quarterback than... Wow. Now, hold on now. No, 0:19:39.100 --> 0:19:40.060 it's a question. 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:41.380 It's a fair question. 0:19:42.050 --> 0:19:45.590 They asked way more of Romo than they did of Dak. 0:19:45.900 --> 0:19:48.430 I will say that. Yeah, because Dak wasn't ready to start. 0:19:48.450 --> 0:19:51.419 I'm saying they had Romo. airing it out. 0:19:51.800 --> 0:19:53.540 Jason Garrett had Romo airing it out 50 times a 0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:55.610 game with the best offensive line in the fucking country. 0:19:56.090 --> 0:19:57.609 And instead of running the goddamn ball, he put it 0:19:57.630 --> 0:19:59.570 all on Romo's back, who was not fucking Tom Brady, 0:19:59.590 --> 0:20:01.270 who was not Aaron Rodgers, and made him pretend like 0:20:01.290 --> 0:20:03.429 he was one. That was a fucking issue of coaching. 0:20:03.609 --> 0:20:04.530 He had T.O. 0:20:04.810 --> 0:20:05.250 And Austin. 0:20:05.670 --> 0:20:07.770 It's not like you surrounded him with nobody. 0:20:07.850 --> 0:20:12.340 Oh, really? Let's just look through the Google. That's Brian. Yeah, yeah, 0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:14.580 you're right. Never mind. He only had T.O. and Austin. 0:20:14.640 --> 0:20:17.119 My apologies. Miles, Austin, Austin, Miles. Same person. 0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:18.500 Those are good receivers. 0:20:19.680 --> 0:20:23.800 They're not worth throwing from somebody who's not Tom Brady. 0:20:23.900 --> 0:20:25.700 If you throw the ball 50 times a fucking game, 0:20:25.740 --> 0:20:26.400 look at who wins. 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:28.070 Look at who wins. Look at the fucking stats. I'm 0:20:28.090 --> 0:20:30.109 not making shit up here. Look at the stats. 0:20:30.150 --> 0:20:33.429 Who wins when the quarterback throws 50 times plus? It's Literally, 0:20:33.490 --> 0:20:35.609 Tom Brady, it ain't Drew Brees. It's Tom Brady and 0:20:35.650 --> 0:20:36.800 it's Aaron Rodgers. That's fucking it. 0:20:37.150 --> 0:20:37.470 That's it. 0:20:37.490 --> 0:20:40.560 I would say a lot of the 400-plus yard performances 0:20:40.720 --> 0:20:41.460 are in losses. 0:20:41.900 --> 0:20:44.100 Yeah, but most of your quarterbacks who throw it 50 0:20:44.100 --> 0:20:45.260 times are losing. 0:20:45.320 --> 0:20:47.119 But they did have good receivers. Ray is right. 0:20:47.140 --> 0:20:50.320 They had decent receivers. They had the best O-line in 0:20:50.420 --> 0:20:53.390 the country, in the NFL, bar none. 0:20:53.470 --> 0:20:56.030 Sure, but that also helps in the passing game, too. 0:20:56.090 --> 0:20:57.870 Not when you don't fucking run the goddamn ball, it doesn't. 0:20:58.150 --> 0:21:01.939 And Jason Garrett can come here and submit. Documents to 0:21:01.960 --> 0:21:04.480 testimony and evidence because he is fucking guilty. 0:21:04.660 --> 0:21:06.040 You want to go to his restaurant, don't you? 0:21:06.200 --> 0:21:09.080 He just ruined an entire franchise of fans and a city. 0:21:09.260 --> 0:21:11.840 You're slandering Marion Barber. That guy. 0:21:12.060 --> 0:21:13.920 R-I-P-I-P. You know, I met him at a titty bar. 0:21:13.940 --> 0:21:14.480 I told you all that. 0:21:15.350 --> 0:21:15.610 Did you? 0:21:15.810 --> 0:21:15.940 Yeah. 0:21:16.220 --> 0:21:17.890 I bought him a lap dance and he turned it down. 0:21:18.750 --> 0:21:19.090 Why? 0:21:19.869 --> 0:21:24.010 Said I didn't want one. Said I respect you. Who 0:21:24.050 --> 0:21:28.429 turns down one? Marion Barber. The third. I said, hey, man, here, 0:21:28.590 --> 0:21:29.950 bottom of lap dance. He said, no, man, I'm good. 0:21:30.150 --> 0:21:32.390 I said, what? Because you never bought a lap dance. 0:21:32.570 --> 0:21:34.230 I bought it for somebody else. Yeah, but you never 0:21:34.300 --> 0:21:37.240 bought one for yourself. No, no, no. I bought a 0:21:37.260 --> 0:21:41.379 lot of chicken Caesar salads with bacon on it and 0:21:41.400 --> 0:21:44.360 some time. In the strip club? Yeah, in the office, yeah. 0:21:45.060 --> 0:21:45.500 Putting in work. 0:21:46.440 --> 0:21:46.720 Damn. 0:21:47.570 --> 0:21:48.290 Putting in a lot of work. 0:21:49.410 --> 0:21:50.270 You're a hungry boy. 0:21:50.570 --> 0:21:52.350 I was hungry. What do you think your daughters are 0:21:52.369 --> 0:21:55.270 going to feel like when they get They hear your– 0:21:55.410 --> 0:21:57.990 read your book. My eldest one is in fucking junior 0:21:58.010 --> 0:22:02.129 high now. Now, is junior high sixth grade? Sixth, seventh, eighth, yeah. Oh, 0:22:02.170 --> 0:22:03.950 it is because she was seventh and eighth for me. 0:22:04.210 --> 0:22:06.169 So they put her on the bus. Apparently– and I 0:22:06.190 --> 0:22:07.970 learned this a couple days later. She goes on the 0:22:07.990 --> 0:22:10.320 bus in the morning and the bus comes at like 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:12.560 6.30 in the fucking morning or some shit. And the 0:22:12.600 --> 0:22:16.659 roommate tells me later that the bus has sixth, seventh, 0:22:16.700 --> 0:22:18.720 and eighth graders on it. Yeah. 0:22:18.740 --> 0:22:18.820 Yeah. 0:22:19.810 --> 0:22:21.550 You think each grade. 0:22:21.310 --> 0:22:22.609 Has their own bus? 0:22:22.670 --> 0:22:25.650 Yeah, you thought it was one grade? Yes, I did. 0:22:25.690 --> 0:22:28.490 There's like 7,000 buses. I thought they separated 6th grade 0:22:28.510 --> 0:22:31.110 girls from 8th grade boys, yeah. Because you've got to remember, 0:22:31.130 --> 0:22:32.939 who's on the bus is an 8th grade boy. It's 0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:34.899 all the nerds. It's all the incels. It's the Trenchcoat 0:22:34.920 --> 0:22:36.679 Mafia motherfuckers in there. That's who it is. It ain't 0:22:36.700 --> 0:22:37.260 the cool kids. 0:22:37.760 --> 0:22:38.940 They can't drive. 0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:39.560 They're in 8th grade. 0:22:39.580 --> 0:22:40.720 Yeah, how are they getting to school? 0:22:40.740 --> 0:22:41.360 What are you in 8th grade? 0:22:41.380 --> 0:22:41.440 12th? 0:22:41.440 --> 0:22:41.500 14th. 0:22:43.730 --> 0:22:47.520 Maybe you were. Most aren't. 0:22:47.700 --> 0:22:50.619 I was 12. No, no, no. She's 11. She's in 0:22:50.680 --> 0:22:52.359 sixth grade. Was she held back? 0:22:53.020 --> 0:22:53.240 No. 0:22:53.700 --> 0:22:55.660 I was 14 at the beginning of my sophomore year. 0:22:55.680 --> 0:22:58.000 That's normal. 11 in sixth grade? Yeah, that's normal. 0:22:58.940 --> 0:23:00.480 I'm seeing right here, if you're in eighth grade, you're 0:23:00.530 --> 0:23:01.669 typically between 13 and 14. 0:23:01.650 --> 0:23:04.870 Yeah, thank you. I was 14 in eighth grade. They 0:23:04.890 --> 0:23:06.730 did hold me back. They held me back in kindergarten, yes. 0:23:06.770 --> 0:23:07.830 I did kindergarten twice. 0:23:07.970 --> 0:23:08.970 Why? 0:23:09.109 --> 0:23:09.990 I couldn't hold a pencil. 0:23:12.369 --> 0:23:12.770 Wait, here. 0:23:12.869 --> 0:23:13.129 What about. 0:23:13.980 --> 0:23:15.119 Can you do it now? I can do it now. 0:23:15.140 --> 0:23:15.640 I can do it now. 0:23:15.720 --> 0:23:17.020 What did it look like back then? 0:23:17.040 --> 0:23:22.129 Oh, yeah. No, but I can hold it now. 0:23:22.170 --> 0:23:23.330 Get this mouth. 0:23:23.590 --> 0:23:28.990 Okay, but how often are you using your pencil or pen? 0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:32.320 I guess enough to hold you back. They probably saw 0:23:32.340 --> 0:23:35.300 it once. Why didn't they give you crayons? I think 0:23:35.340 --> 0:23:36.440 because you got to hold a pencil. 0:23:36.460 --> 0:23:37.960 He ate them all. 0:23:38.020 --> 0:23:40.720 They were edible, Graham. That was the paint. That was 0:23:40.780 --> 0:23:43.300 a lead paint. All right. That brings us to bets 0:23:43.340 --> 0:23:45.780 this week. Now, this is just football, so I don't 0:23:45.800 --> 0:23:49.140 want to hear you crying next week about golf. I'll 0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:51.590 cry about something else. I'm not talking about golf. No, 0:23:51.619 --> 0:23:54.150 I'm talking about you. This is just football. 0:23:54.170 --> 0:23:54.630 All right, yeah. 0:23:54.650 --> 0:23:56.969 You said, I can't. Fuck golf. I hate golf. 0:23:57.010 --> 0:23:58.790 Yeah, we get it. You lost all your golf bets. 0:23:58.810 --> 0:24:00.889 Yeah, we got it. Every single one. We got it. Okay, 0:24:00.930 --> 0:24:03.369 so now you got college football bets. 0:24:03.410 --> 0:24:03.610 Yeah. 0:24:03.950 --> 0:24:06.430 Week one. Uno. All right, here we go. 0:24:07.869 --> 0:24:12.190 Yeah, UMass plus 30 against the Sopranos. Michigan State laying 0:24:12.240 --> 0:24:13.660 nine and a half. Is nine and a half now? 0:24:14.240 --> 0:24:17.399 That doesn't make me feel good. Against Toledo. And then 0:24:17.480 --> 0:24:22.440 Western Michigan, Michigan over 47 and a half, Danny. 0:24:22.619 --> 0:24:25.600 Okay. Now, you do have some futures. I do. I 0:24:25.619 --> 0:24:28.540 have one major future. Yes, I have futures. 0:24:28.640 --> 0:24:31.590 Oregon to win the Big Ten plus 240. Big bucks 0:24:31.640 --> 0:24:33.850 on that. And then I got Oregon to win the 0:24:33.890 --> 0:24:36.609 Natty plus 750. And, of course, I have Longhorns to 0:24:36.630 --> 0:24:38.770 win the Natty plus 650. I don't have any faith 0:24:38.810 --> 0:24:38.969 in that. 0:24:38.990 --> 0:24:41.990 So you have three units on Oregon winning the Big Ten. Yeah. 0:24:42.030 --> 0:24:45.430 You know who's backing up? Dante Moore at Oregon these days. 0:24:46.590 --> 0:24:49.010 Patrick Mahomes Jr. Dylan Raiola. 0:24:49.730 --> 0:24:52.170 Oh, yeah. 0:24:52.190 --> 0:24:55.490 What do you think? He's like the heir in waiting. 0:24:55.570 --> 0:24:59.760 He's just the heir apparent. Yeah, let me try to 0:24:59.780 --> 0:25:02.899 look and dress like him, but don't compare me to 0:25:02.940 --> 0:25:04.740 Patrick Mahomes. Dude, he got his walk down. 0:25:04.760 --> 0:25:06.719 Kind of like waddle-y thing with his hands down like this. 0:25:06.740 --> 0:25:14.280 If I'm Pat Mahomes and I do a crime, Where 0:25:14.300 --> 0:25:15.140 was fucking Raoli? 0:25:15.180 --> 0:25:16.199 Frame that motherfucker. 0:25:16.260 --> 0:25:17.480 It wasn't me. It could have been Raoli. 0:25:17.580 --> 0:25:18.840 Do you think he'll go to the, I mean, like, 0:25:18.900 --> 0:25:21.580 obviously he'll play, I think he'll obviously back him up 0:25:21.600 --> 0:25:22.560 this year, play. 0:25:22.260 --> 0:25:22.899 And start next year. 0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:24.020 The Chiefs are going to draft him, yeah. 0:25:24.400 --> 0:25:25.840 That would be, that actually would be funny. 0:25:25.859 --> 0:25:26.219 That'd be funny. 0:25:26.240 --> 0:25:26.860 They should do that. 0:25:26.880 --> 0:25:27.320 That'd be funny. 0:25:27.340 --> 0:25:30.520 Can you have two number 15s on this? 0:25:30.619 --> 0:25:30.919 Dylan? 0:25:32.480 --> 0:25:36.930 All righty, Dan. I got some futures here. I'll start 0:25:36.970 --> 0:25:38.890 with that. Texas Tech. 0:25:38.950 --> 0:25:41.250 Did I surprise you by going to you? I did. 0:25:41.330 --> 0:25:43.110 I was flipping through my papers. I was like, where 0:25:43.130 --> 0:25:43.790 the fuck am I? 0:25:44.770 --> 0:25:47.320 It's a gambling podcast. I know. Like when Shea was 0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:49.300 doing his, did you think about getting your paper? 0:25:49.480 --> 0:25:52.600 Not at all. I was just dialed in. I'm a listener, Dan. 0:25:53.420 --> 0:25:55.680 Zoned in on the mental health aspects. Okay, here we go. 0:25:55.840 --> 0:25:56.960 All right. 0:25:57.080 --> 0:26:00.520 Texas Tech, Sands-Soresby to win the title. 0:26:00.780 --> 0:26:01.440 National title. 0:26:01.460 --> 0:26:01.810 National title. 0:26:01.830 --> 0:26:02.880 What's the number you got on that? 0:26:02.880 --> 0:26:03.149 2,500. Okay. 0:26:03.150 --> 0:26:07.950 25 to 1. I like it. Easiest schedule. 0:26:09.010 --> 0:26:09.570 Very easy schedule. 0:26:09.690 --> 0:26:12.990 And the narrative would just be great, too. I got 0:26:13.030 --> 0:26:17.590 Louisville to win the ACC plus 800. 0:26:17.590 --> 0:26:23.780 And I have a conference title parlayed in. 0:26:23.859 --> 0:26:26.300 Buckle up for this one. How many conferences? I'm writing 0:26:26.320 --> 0:26:26.659 this shit down. 0:26:26.680 --> 0:26:28.240 I got Louisville to win the ACC. 0:26:28.340 --> 0:26:28.659 Louisville. 0:26:29.320 --> 0:26:33.679 East Carolina to win the American. Texas Tech to win 0:26:33.700 --> 0:26:36.840 the Big 12. Obviously, since they're going to win the title. 0:26:37.240 --> 0:26:40.740 Indiana to win the Big Ten. UNLV to win the 0:26:40.780 --> 0:26:43.500 Mountain West. And Old Dominion to win the Sun Belt. 0:26:43.600 --> 0:26:44.260 ODU? 0:26:44.380 --> 0:26:46.820 ODU. I'm back on the ODU train. They're very good 0:26:46.859 --> 0:26:47.010 to me. 0:26:47.060 --> 0:26:48.640 What is the payout for this? 0:26:48.900 --> 0:26:49.190 Plus $ 764, 721. 0:26:49.070 --> 0:26:49.129 Yes! 0:26:49.119 --> 0:26:49.690 $ 100 would win you $ 764, 000. 0:26:49.530 --> 0:26:49.600 Yes! 0:26:49.609 --> 0:26:50.880 I like that. Fuck yeah. I bet it this morning, 0:26:50.920 --> 0:26:51.240 so I'm in. 0:26:51.240 --> 0:26:51.330 Okay. 0:26:51.350 --> 0:26:51.620 No hedging. 0:26:51.640 --> 0:27:05.140 And then our friend, Dabo, the real tiger- To make 0:27:05.180 --> 0:27:07.310 the college football playoff plus 600. It's going to be 0:27:07.330 --> 0:27:09.350 a tough road, but it's possible. 0:27:09.390 --> 0:27:10.250 That's uphill, brother. 0:27:10.290 --> 0:27:14.120 That is an uphill battle. Okay. But, I don't know. 0:27:14.230 --> 0:27:16.200 So that spread right now is 10 and a half, right? 0:27:16.240 --> 0:27:17.179 Or 10? 10. 0:27:17.180 --> 0:27:19.840 It's 10? That game's fucking burning a hole through my 0:27:19.859 --> 0:27:20.500 fucking head, dude. 0:27:20.540 --> 0:27:20.820 Yeah. 0:27:21.780 --> 0:27:22.119 Why? 0:27:22.140 --> 0:27:23.070 Because I like Dabo. 0:27:23.530 --> 0:27:23.970 I'm taking it. 0:27:23.970 --> 0:27:24.889 Plus a 10. I fucking like it. 0:27:24.890 --> 0:27:25.710 I'm taking them straight up. 0:27:25.730 --> 0:27:26.570 I fucking like you are. 0:27:26.710 --> 0:27:27.469 I'm taking them straight up. 0:27:27.510 --> 0:27:28.070 God damn it. 0:27:28.109 --> 0:27:29.870 Which, you know what? And that's a perfect segue right 0:27:29.890 --> 0:27:31.950 into my picks, Jay. I'm going to start off. I 0:27:32.109 --> 0:27:38.160 am taking Clemson Moneyline versus LSU plus 300. And then 0:27:38.580 --> 0:27:40.840 tomorrow night, Dan, obviously you're going to be all over 0:27:40.880 --> 0:27:41.260 this one. 0:27:41.460 --> 0:27:43.159 Arkansas Pine Bluff. You're going to wish you put 10 0:27:43.160 --> 0:27:45.680 grand on this. Plus 54 and a half versus Mizzou. 0:27:46.619 --> 0:27:49.060 That's just. We can agree that's a big number, right? 0:27:49.060 --> 0:27:50.020 54 and a half. 0:27:50.060 --> 0:27:52.320 That star running back's not playing because he shot himself 0:27:52.380 --> 0:27:53.960 in the foot, I think, or he got shot in 0:27:53.980 --> 0:27:54.260 the foot. 0:27:54.359 --> 0:27:54.980 For Pine Bluff? 0:27:55.609 --> 0:27:56.690 No, for Mizzou. 0:27:58.630 --> 0:28:00.730 Damn. Ray did research. You didn't. 0:28:01.670 --> 0:28:03.090 No, obviously I knew. 0:28:03.290 --> 0:28:04.530 You didn't know. 0:28:04.550 --> 0:28:06.980 No, I didn't know that, but I knew he didn't 0:28:07.000 --> 0:28:07.780 play for Pine Bluff. 0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:13.480 Pine for pine okay um all right uh pine bluff 0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:16.120 54 and a half purdue minus 35 and a half 0:28:16.140 --> 0:28:19.479 against indiana state purdue being a 30 plus point favorite 0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:22.440 in anything is crazy so you know what i'm gonna 0:28:22.460 --> 0:28:26.430 take it uh texas state plus 29 and a half against. 0:28:26.369 --> 0:28:28.189 The longhorns not a bad bet. 0:28:28.570 --> 0:28:30.770 Arch is probably gonna start off slow we know our 0:28:30.910 --> 0:28:33.230 arch ohio state texas state doesn't matter. 0:28:34.650 --> 0:28:35.030 It doesn't. 0:28:35.109 --> 0:28:37.770 Arch intermediate passes between 7 and 10 yards like 0 0:28:37.770 --> 0:28:38.260 for fucking 300. 0:28:38.250 --> 0:28:39.490 He can air it out nice. 0:28:39.650 --> 0:28:41.830 Yeah, dude. I'm worried about Arch. Big time. 0:28:41.950 --> 0:28:44.490 That receiver they got, Coleman from Auburn, is legit. 0:28:44.510 --> 0:28:47.160 Yeah, he is. As long as there's no intermediary fucking. 0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:51.840 I'm just. Once again, Ray, doing some research. Okay. Continue, Dylan. 0:28:51.900 --> 0:28:55.040 Dan, your main Bears plus 19 and a half against 0:28:55.060 --> 0:28:55.740 App State. 0:28:55.980 --> 0:28:58.790 Yeah. Remember, they put up a couple points against Oklahoma 0:28:58.850 --> 0:29:00.630 two years ago. That's right. That's right. 0:29:01.690 --> 0:29:04.510 Old Dominion, minus 40.5 against Norfolk State. 0:29:05.150 --> 0:29:05.540 Norfolk. 0:29:05.620 --> 0:29:09.980 Against Mike Vick and Norfolk State, right? 0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:10.860 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 0:29:10.980 --> 0:29:15.820 I almost said Vince Young. Texas Tech, minus 42.5 against 0:29:15.920 --> 0:29:22.480 Sari Shea, Abilene Christian. Obviously, Clemson Moneyline. Lamar and Louisiana, 0:29:22.640 --> 0:29:23.440 over 48.5 points. Just trust me. 0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:23.520 Yeah. 0:29:26.120 --> 0:29:28.990 Hawaii plus three at home night game versus UNLV. 0:29:29.010 --> 0:29:29.530 I love that. 0:29:29.750 --> 0:29:29.950 Yeah. 0:29:30.150 --> 0:29:33.570 I love that. I don't know. That's the stulture for me. 0:29:33.630 --> 0:29:35.730 I'm telling you right now, UNLV is going to win. 0:29:36.350 --> 0:29:38.290 I'm obligated to take a Hawaii in that. 0:29:38.310 --> 0:29:40.840 Some Colt Brennan shit right there. Colt Brennan. 0:29:41.320 --> 0:29:43.450 You should get the Hawaii thing in the side of 0:29:43.470 --> 0:29:43.700 your head. 0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:47.280 I would do that. I love Colt. Timmy Chang. Tommy Chang. 0:29:48.820 --> 0:29:51.720 Tommy Chang? Tommy. I thought it was Timmy Chang. Tommy Chang. 0:29:54.040 --> 0:29:57.260 Timmy Chang was the Hawaii quarterback, wasn't he? Tommy Chang. 0:29:57.280 --> 0:29:57.500 Tommy Chang. 0:29:59.260 --> 0:29:59.780 Timmy Chang. 0:29:59.940 --> 0:30:06.730 Damn it. I got Chang right. Continue, Dylan. 0:30:06.750 --> 0:30:10.550 All right, one more. The only ranked matchup when both 0:30:10.570 --> 0:30:13.860 teams ranked. Louisville, again, it's a lot of Louisville on here. 0:30:13.910 --> 0:30:15.760 Plus seven against Ole Miss. 0:30:15.780 --> 0:30:18.820 All right, that brings us to Ray. Once again, Ray 0:30:18.880 --> 0:30:19.580 did research. 0:30:20.340 --> 0:30:21.660 Anyone can do that, man. 0:30:21.700 --> 0:30:23.140 He's got a full page. 0:30:23.850 --> 0:30:24.590 I'll make it quicker. 0:30:25.030 --> 0:30:25.710 Anyone can think. 0:30:25.770 --> 0:30:28.450 I will say, every single time you guys have rushed me, 0:30:28.490 --> 0:30:30.930 I've lost every single bet. So I don't appreciate that. 0:30:31.350 --> 0:30:31.700 Speed it up. 0:30:31.930 --> 0:30:32.610 Slow down. Take your time. 0:30:32.630 --> 0:30:35.520 So unfortunately, Oregon to win the Big Ten, I'm with Shea. 0:30:35.710 --> 0:30:38.220 Oregon to win the national championship, I'm with Shea. This 0:30:38.280 --> 0:30:39.820 is by far the best roster in college football. 0:30:39.840 --> 0:30:40.780 That's terrible for both of you. 0:30:40.800 --> 0:30:43.540 Elite quarterback, good offensive line, best defensive line in the country, 0:30:43.640 --> 0:30:46.100 two five-star receivers, maybe the best tight end in football, 0:30:46.140 --> 0:30:50.140 second best secondary. It's clearly the best roster in college football. 0:30:50.560 --> 0:30:51.940 And if you look over the last two seasons, they 0:30:52.040 --> 0:30:54.720 have three losses, and all their losses were to the 0:30:54.740 --> 0:30:56.300 eventual national champion. 0:30:56.520 --> 0:30:56.700 True. 0:30:56.960 --> 0:31:00.180 So they're ready. Then I got two units on Miami 0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:03.300 to win the ACC at minus 140. This one's too easy. 0:31:03.360 --> 0:31:06.220 The ACC stinks. Mensah, I think, can win the Heisman 0:31:06.240 --> 0:31:09.520 this year, and they have Baby Jesus at receiver. Best 0:31:09.580 --> 0:31:10.560 nickname in college football. 0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:11.360 Baby Jesus. 0:31:11.580 --> 0:31:13.120 And Mark Fletcher comes back at running back. 0:31:13.740 --> 0:31:16.180 How did he get the nickname Baby Jesus? I don't know. 0:31:16.810 --> 0:31:18.980 I think he named himself. surprisingly enough. 0:31:19.200 --> 0:31:20.830 Aiming yourself baby Jesus is actually kind of cool. 0:31:20.850 --> 0:31:21.410 That's sacrilegious. 0:31:21.470 --> 0:31:24.310 I do know when Cristobal was recruiting him, he found 0:31:24.370 --> 0:31:26.370 out about him through his son because he's like, Dad, 0:31:26.390 --> 0:31:28.030 can I take off from school? And he's like, why? 0:31:28.050 --> 0:31:29.810 He's like, I want to watch baby Jesus play. He's like, 0:31:30.060 --> 0:31:31.940 who the fuck is that? And they just found out 0:31:31.960 --> 0:31:33.420 that he's like the best receiver in the country. 0:31:33.440 --> 0:31:37.500 That's such a crock of shit. There's no fucking way 0:31:37.520 --> 0:31:39.890 that's true. Yeah, I don't know if you can Give 0:31:39.910 --> 0:31:40.850 yourself a nickname. 0:31:41.050 --> 0:31:43.110 Mario Cristobal heard about a fucking best receiver in the 0:31:43.150 --> 0:31:43.970 country from his son. 0:31:43.990 --> 0:31:46.980 Yeah, right. Mario Cristobal wasn't already paying his fucking kid. 0:31:47.000 --> 0:31:48.300 Baby Jesus? How do you get. 0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:48.720 Fuck out of here. 0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:52.470 How do you get Baby Jesus, though? I don't know. 0:31:52.490 --> 0:31:56.020 You gotta do some miracle shit. Like, I'm... I don't know. I'm... 0:31:56.600 --> 0:31:58.560 Kind of bothered by it. You're bothered by it. The 0:31:58.700 --> 0:32:01.640 agnostics are bothered by it. I'm bothered by it. I'm Catholic. 0:32:01.780 --> 0:32:02.780 No, Dan. 0:32:03.560 --> 0:32:04.980 I'm Catholic. Politically, maybe. 0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:06.840 I thought you were Jewish now. 0:32:07.680 --> 0:32:10.300 Oh, I am. I forgot to say. Congratulations. 0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:10.820 Mazel. 0:32:11.300 --> 0:32:13.140 How was that? We didn't talk about that at all. 0:32:13.900 --> 0:32:16.260 Oh, we didn't. Really quick. I obviously talked about it 0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:16.780 on the show. 0:32:16.980 --> 0:32:21.170 My daughter converted. She legit converted. Legit. Did the whole classes, 0:32:21.190 --> 0:32:23.750 the whole thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Yeah. Really? 0:32:23.790 --> 0:32:23.910 Yeah. 0:32:24.860 --> 0:32:27.270 Yeah. Like the whole thing. Yeah, we did the ceremony, 0:32:27.290 --> 0:32:28.650 the whole thing. Yeah, I know you stepped on the glass, 0:32:28.670 --> 0:32:30.490 but like she really went through the fucking. I got me. 0:32:31.070 --> 0:32:31.970 She went through the whole thing. 0:32:32.250 --> 0:32:32.670 Yes. 0:32:32.690 --> 0:32:36.410 Like the whole conversion. Yes. For God's sakes, I keep 0:32:36.470 --> 0:32:38.360 saying yes. Dylan, how do you feel about that? 0:32:39.100 --> 0:32:40.120 I think it's great, you know? 0:32:40.300 --> 0:32:40.680 You would. 0:32:40.980 --> 0:32:42.180 I know you don't, but I do. 0:32:42.720 --> 0:32:45.280 Here you go. So I can't show this on TV. 0:32:45.440 --> 0:32:51.630 Holy shit, Danny. They're playing the music and everything. Yeah. Yeah, 0:32:51.650 --> 0:32:52.230 I'm in the chair. 0:32:53.000 --> 0:32:54.900 Yeah, they're not going to play Van Morrison during that. 0:32:55.700 --> 0:32:58.570 Yeah, I'm in the chair. You're in the chair. Did 0:32:58.590 --> 0:33:00.490 you get to pick who was holding you up in 0:33:00.510 --> 0:33:02.250 the chair? No, I didn't know. So it had to 0:33:02.270 --> 0:33:06.110 be Jews. I guess. Mathematically, it's a good chance that 0:33:06.130 --> 0:33:09.590 they weren't. I think my son was there. Yeah, I 0:33:09.630 --> 0:33:10.750 felt good about his strength. 0:33:10.790 --> 0:33:12.190 He's an honorary Jew now. 0:33:13.030 --> 0:33:15.390 Yeah, I guess. I'm giving you full status. I'm taking 0:33:15.410 --> 0:33:21.440 days off. Yom Kippur. Ha ha ha! No, I'm doing 0:33:21.460 --> 0:33:22.740 what Todd does every year. 0:33:22.900 --> 0:33:25.500 We can celebrate together. I know. I really miss the 0:33:25.540 --> 0:33:27.820 boat on, like, when I first started here, taking off 0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:29.740 those holidays, because I can't, like, six years in. 0:33:29.700 --> 0:33:33.650 Be able to take off. I found religion now. No. 0:33:33.810 --> 0:33:35.610 Todd's going to be so upset. He's like, oh, it's 0:33:35.710 --> 0:33:38.230 okay to take off. 0:33:38.290 --> 0:33:39.190 It's not real. 0:33:39.230 --> 0:33:40.150 I do it as an issue. 0:33:41.170 --> 0:33:41.430 Okay. 0:33:41.570 --> 0:33:43.640 Wait, so, Dan, the bill, was the bill more or 0:33:43.700 --> 0:33:45.060 less than you thought it was going to be? 0:33:46.460 --> 0:33:46.880 It was more. 0:33:47.250 --> 0:33:49.250 And as an honorary member of the tribe now, did 0:33:49.290 --> 0:33:50.090 you go try to. 0:33:50.030 --> 0:33:50.750 Haggle with them? 0:33:51.290 --> 0:33:54.710 No, I didn't haggle with anybody. Oh, you're not really, yeah. Well, 0:33:54.750 --> 0:33:55.550 we had already left. 0:33:56.030 --> 0:33:58.100 Yeah, you call them and say, I don't know about 0:33:58.130 --> 0:33:58.690 this charge. 0:33:59.170 --> 0:33:59.930 No, we opened up. 0:33:59.980 --> 0:34:00.540 Is that how? 0:34:01.800 --> 0:34:07.060 That could be anyone. My wife is going to sound 0:34:07.080 --> 0:34:07.460 like that? 0:34:07.660 --> 0:34:08.560 No, no. 0:34:08.660 --> 0:34:09.859 Or I'm going to sound like that. 0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:12.200 Yeah, well, now that you're part of the tribe, you know. 0:34:12.700 --> 0:34:15.259 But you're only part of the tribe. Of the tribe. 0:34:15.300 --> 0:34:17.280 Yeah. But it's my mom, which I guess counts. 0:34:17.520 --> 0:34:20.420 It counts. It counts. It counts. Now, does your mom 0:34:20.460 --> 0:34:21.880 like your fiance? 0:34:22.000 --> 0:34:24.700 Yeah, she loves her. My mom's not religious at all. 0:34:24.719 --> 0:34:26.740 She doesn't give a shit. Your fiance wouldn't have to convert? 0:34:27.040 --> 0:34:27.759 No, not at all. 0:34:27.820 --> 0:34:28.239 I don't do. 0:34:28.280 --> 0:34:28.980 I'm not fucking. 0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:31.379 Religious at all. Yeah, but my daughter's husband didn't ask 0:34:31.420 --> 0:34:33.840 her to convert. What do you mean? She just did it. 0:34:36.219 --> 0:34:38.319 She wanted to do that for him. 0:34:38.340 --> 0:34:39.420 I think that's nice. 0:34:39.440 --> 0:34:40.219 He didn't ask for it. 0:34:40.300 --> 0:34:42.680 I would say... Like, you do not fucking have to 0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:45.379 do that. I don't care. But I guess she just 0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:46.049 wanted to. 0:34:46.300 --> 0:34:48.049 She raised the kids that way and shit. Yeah, I guess. 0:34:48.070 --> 0:34:51.850 The idea of just going to class for anything right 0:34:51.890 --> 0:34:54.489 now sounds shitty. Because you have to go to, like, 0:34:54.530 --> 0:34:58.029 Jew class. Or if it's the other way. It's called 0:34:58.050 --> 0:34:58.680 Christ class. 0:34:58.700 --> 0:34:59.839 You go to temple, right? 0:34:59.980 --> 0:35:00.480 It's temple. 0:35:00.560 --> 0:35:03.279 Well, it probably takes place at a temple. 0:35:03.320 --> 0:35:05.660 But I don't think it's called Jew class. I don't 0:35:05.680 --> 0:35:06.620 think it's called Jew class. 0:35:06.640 --> 0:35:07.580 Dan, you can say it now. 0:35:08.080 --> 0:35:11.259 I know I can. Shay can't and Ray can't. 0:35:11.300 --> 0:35:13.700 But it's Jesus class, Jew class. 0:35:14.420 --> 0:35:15.000 Big difference. 0:35:15.400 --> 0:35:15.600 Why? 0:35:15.980 --> 0:35:18.739 Well, I mean. No, see, because whenever you say. This 0:35:18.760 --> 0:35:19.780 is the first covenant, the second covenant. 0:35:19.800 --> 0:35:21.620 Whenever you say it, it comes out with a little 0:35:21.680 --> 0:35:22.500 extra mustard on it. 0:35:22.560 --> 0:35:26.000 No, it doesn't. I'm the most Zionist motherfucker at this table, 0:35:26.100 --> 0:35:27.120 like militantly. 0:35:27.140 --> 0:35:32.290 Yes, like in terms of global politics, not religiously. 0:35:32.410 --> 0:35:35.050 In terms of like the map. The map of Judea 0:35:35.070 --> 0:35:37.509 should be much bigger. I'm looking at the biblical map. 0:35:37.530 --> 0:35:39.180 You guys are all looking at the little itty bitty map. 0:35:39.410 --> 0:35:41.339 Do you think we've evolved since the biblical map? 0:35:41.590 --> 0:35:47.000 I don't know. Have we evolved since the Bible? Who's we? Everybody. 0:35:47.400 --> 0:35:47.700 People. 0:35:47.820 --> 0:35:49.660 The world. I haven't. Okay. 0:35:49.820 --> 0:35:52.940 Yeah, no shit. They would have fucking killed you immediately 0:35:52.960 --> 0:35:53.440 in the Bible. 0:35:53.480 --> 0:35:56.279 I'd be running a fucking tribe. How would you do back, 0:35:56.820 --> 0:35:57.080 you know? 0:35:57.260 --> 0:35:57.460 Great. 0:35:57.500 --> 0:36:00.590 I'd be thriving. Back in BC. Killing it. 0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:03.709 They would have mistaken you for a fully. 0:36:03.360 --> 0:36:04.730 Mammoth and thrown a spear at you. They could put 0:36:04.850 --> 0:36:06.569 me on zero meds. It'd be zero meds to put 0:36:06.610 --> 0:36:08.819 me on. I'd be running fucking high. I'd be doing 0:36:08.840 --> 0:36:09.259 whatever I wanted. 0:36:09.280 --> 0:36:10.300 You'd be like Genghis Khan. 0:36:10.380 --> 0:36:12.060 I would. I'd be like Genghis Khan. You know, there 0:36:12.100 --> 0:36:13.560 is a very good book. You'd be Caligula. 0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:19.660 There's a very good book about mental illness and leadership. 0:36:20.989 --> 0:36:25.230 It goes through Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill, him too, some 0:36:25.250 --> 0:36:27.830 other people. There is a connection between leadership and. 0:36:29.030 --> 0:36:29.629 Being a little loopy. 0:36:29.650 --> 0:36:31.250 Well, wasn't George Washington fucking nuts? 0:36:31.310 --> 0:36:34.410 Yes, he's in there too. It's a great book. And 0:36:34.510 --> 0:36:37.109 I could have been greater. They're holding me back, Danny. 0:36:37.210 --> 0:36:38.430 They're holding me back medically. 0:36:40.100 --> 0:36:42.860 You need to be held. 0:36:42.920 --> 0:36:43.859 For civilization. 0:36:43.920 --> 0:36:46.739 You do. Yeah. For the rest of America, rest of 0:36:46.760 --> 0:36:49.540 the world. Okay. Anything else there, Ray? Yeah. 0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:52.360 I have a few more here. If you like Indiana, 0:36:52.930 --> 0:36:56.209 you like that story, look out for Oklahoma State this year, 0:36:56.370 --> 0:36:59.390 over six and a half. You take guys from North 0:36:59.430 --> 0:37:01.390 Texas this year with Eric Morris. You bring them to 0:37:01.410 --> 0:37:04.529 Oklahoma State. You take 20 of those guys, 56 kids 0:37:04.590 --> 0:37:05.490 in the transfer portal. 0:37:05.510 --> 0:37:08.450 Wait, wait. Hold on, Ray. If you like Indiana, you 0:37:08.489 --> 0:37:09.310 love Oklahoma State. 0:37:10.120 --> 0:37:10.939 To win seven games. 0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:11.600 Yeah, to win. 0:37:12.580 --> 0:37:15.120 They're taking the blueprint that Indiana did. They did well 0:37:15.180 --> 0:37:16.400 with getting one of those guys. 0:37:16.420 --> 0:37:18.160 Players to transfer in. Okay. 0:37:18.340 --> 0:37:19.549 And Barry Sanders went there. 0:37:19.810 --> 0:37:21.470 And Drew Mestemaker, the quarterback. 0:37:21.489 --> 0:37:22.050 Thurman Thomas. 0:37:22.550 --> 0:37:23.469 Thurman Thomas. 0:37:23.630 --> 0:37:25.930 Might be a top ten pick next year. Look out 0:37:25.969 --> 0:37:28.089 for him. I think he's really, really good. I think 0:37:28.160 --> 0:37:30.580 Oklahoma State wins seven or eight games. So I'll take 0:37:30.600 --> 0:37:33.400 the over at six and a half there. Then week one. 0:37:33.960 --> 0:37:36.180 I already broke down USC last week, so I'm not 0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:39.100 going to do it again. Minus 22.5 versus Fresno State. 0:37:39.160 --> 0:37:41.660 I want Fresno State plus 22.5. They were up 28-0 0:37:41.700 --> 0:37:43.180 last week, and they should have won. They brought in 0:37:43.200 --> 0:37:45.509 the backups, and it was bullshit, but they're going to 0:37:45.530 --> 0:37:48.830 beat the shit out of Fresno State. Then this line 0:37:48.850 --> 0:37:51.930 makes no sense to me. Notre Dame minus 20 against Wisconsin. 0:37:52.190 --> 0:37:55.530 It's at Lambeau Field, sure, but Notre Dame is returning 0:37:55.730 --> 0:38:00.640 the most production from last season. And then Wisconsin averaged 0:38:00.640 --> 0:38:02.870 12 points per game last year. Luke Fickle is. 0:38:03.270 --> 0:38:06.009 Poor Luke. That was a tough one. Never should have 0:38:06.030 --> 0:38:06.430 left fucking in. 0:38:06.430 --> 0:38:09.230 That was looking good for him for the offseason, and 0:38:09.250 --> 0:38:11.310 then ever since he's been at Wisconsin, it hasn't been good. 0:38:11.330 --> 0:38:12.110 Never should have left out. 0:38:12.210 --> 0:38:14.950 And Notre Dame needs style points. That schedule's not good. 0:38:14.989 --> 0:38:16.470 They need to beat the shit out of teams throughout 0:38:16.510 --> 0:38:20.450 the year, so let's start with Wisconsin. Miami minus 24.5 0:38:20.450 --> 0:38:21.850 versus Stanford. 0:38:22.110 --> 0:38:24.819 Do you think there'll be more Notre Dame fans at 0:38:24.900 --> 0:38:27.520 that game? Even though it's in Wisconsin, I bet there's 0:38:27.560 --> 0:38:28.419 probably Notre Dame fans. 0:38:28.460 --> 0:38:29.000 For sure. 0:38:29.020 --> 0:38:29.920 A thousand percent. 0:38:30.160 --> 0:38:32.960 By a lot. It's close enough to South Bend. 0:38:33.770 --> 0:38:34.270 In A4. 0:38:34.430 --> 0:38:34.609 Yeah. 0:38:34.989 --> 0:38:36.029 Yeah. Okay. That's all. 0:38:36.630 --> 0:38:40.570 Miami minus 24 and a half against Stanford. Miami's replacing 0:38:40.590 --> 0:38:41.930 a lot of guys in the D-line, but they have 0:38:42.050 --> 0:38:45.049 five five-star recruits coming in to replace them on the 0:38:45.090 --> 0:38:49.570 defensive line. And Stanford struggled late against Hawaii's up-tempo offense. 0:38:50.010 --> 0:38:53.060 Darian Mensah is, like I said before, might win the 0:38:53.100 --> 0:38:56.980 Heisman and baby Jesus. So I think Miami kind of 0:38:57.000 --> 0:39:00.600 cruises here. And then I like LSU minus 10 against Clemson. 0:39:00.920 --> 0:39:01.840 This is tough. 0:39:01.960 --> 0:39:03.890 Do they call him B.J.? I hope. 0:39:04.210 --> 0:39:06.629 That would be a cool nickname to a pretty bad 0:39:06.710 --> 0:39:07.320 one pretty quickly. 0:39:07.340 --> 0:39:08.859 There's no way he thought of that when he named 0:39:08.900 --> 0:39:10.920 himself that. He's like, they could call me BJ. 0:39:11.680 --> 0:39:12.080 Continue. 0:39:12.980 --> 0:39:17.940 So, LSU has the number one transfer portal class in 0:39:17.980 --> 0:39:18.440 the country. 0:39:18.660 --> 0:39:19.080 No way. 0:39:19.500 --> 0:39:22.259 Almost did well with that with Lane Kiffin. And Clemson 0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:26.750 didn't name a starting quarterback until yesterday. Christopher Vizina. 0:39:27.410 --> 0:39:29.850 Is it Vizina or Vizina? It's Vizina. 0:39:30.239 --> 0:39:32.439 I'm going to say Vizina because it's more fun. 0:39:32.880 --> 0:39:36.040 It's Vizina. Vizina. Vizina. 0:39:36.060 --> 0:39:39.210 You got to go into the real Death Valley with 0:39:39.590 --> 0:39:41.370 a defense that's supposed to be pretty good this year. 0:39:42.310 --> 0:39:44.350 And you know what's funny is I can't believe Lane 0:39:44.370 --> 0:39:47.880 Kiffin has to coach Witt Weeks His daughter's boyfriend? 0:39:47.900 --> 0:39:49.700 That must be awkward. Well, X now, yeah. 0:39:49.739 --> 0:39:50.940 Oh, they're not dating anymore? 0:39:50.960 --> 0:39:51.020 No. 0:39:51.300 --> 0:39:53.529 What happened? I don't know, Danny. 0:39:53.570 --> 0:39:56.830 I don't involve myself with the likes of Gen Z gossip, 0:39:57.110 --> 0:39:58.900 but they are a broken up. 0:39:59.270 --> 0:40:03.290 Also, Clemson was named Death Valley before LSU was. 0:40:04.730 --> 0:40:06.229 I just think 10's a big number. Well, what about 0:40:06.590 --> 0:40:07.270 Death Valley? 0:40:07.870 --> 0:40:11.149 That's the real Death Valley. The real Death Valley's entered 0:40:11.170 --> 0:40:11.670 the chat. 0:40:11.850 --> 0:40:13.529 I didn't know if that went. It's 10 now? 10 0:40:13.530 --> 0:40:14.190 and a half? What is it? 0:40:14.390 --> 0:40:15.210 I have it at 10. 0:40:15.210 --> 0:40:17.799 That's a big number. That's a big fucking number. I mean, 0:40:18.100 --> 0:40:19.500 I think. 0:40:18.980 --> 0:40:21.500 Sam Levitt's very good. He's going to fix their running game, 0:40:21.520 --> 0:40:24.759 which was awful last season. He always runs well. And 0:40:24.780 --> 0:40:27.400 I like Sam Levitt, so I think they probably win 0:40:27.420 --> 0:40:27.620 by 17 or 20. 0:40:27.600 --> 0:40:29.860 This seems like a perfect opportunity for Lane to fuck up. 0:40:29.980 --> 0:40:32.960 Yeah, I can see them dropping this and then running 0:40:32.980 --> 0:40:33.970 the gamut the rest of the way. 0:40:34.000 --> 0:40:37.280 Right, this is some Lane shit. Even winning but barely 0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:40.700 type shit. I don't know, Lane. I don't trust Lane. 0:40:42.320 --> 0:40:43.720 Yeah, but you want to be out of the gates. 0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:45.880 You want to put on... I know you do, 100%. 0:40:45.880 --> 0:40:47.380 That extra pressure. 0:40:47.880 --> 0:40:48.260 I agree. 0:40:48.460 --> 0:40:50.990 Dabo's just fucking farting around now. 0:40:51.320 --> 0:40:53.450 He's playing with house money. No, Dabo's such a spoiler. 0:40:53.489 --> 0:40:56.530 He's playing with like a... a renewed hatred towards this. 0:40:56.570 --> 0:40:57.510 Yeah, the new landscape. 0:40:57.550 --> 0:41:01.870 Yes, exactly. Yeah, those coaches who have evolved, he hates that. 0:41:01.910 --> 0:41:02.830 Hates them. Hates them. 0:41:02.890 --> 0:41:05.310 They've lost 14 games in three years. It's not the 0:41:05.330 --> 0:41:06.270 Clemson it used to be. 0:41:06.390 --> 0:41:07.430 Oh, I know. I know. I know. 0:41:07.510 --> 0:41:09.470 I'm not putting money on them. 0:41:09.530 --> 0:41:12.400 And listen, the market thinks that the over-under for Clemson 0:41:12.420 --> 0:41:14.419 for season win total is like seven or some shit, 0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:16.100 or like eight. Like, there's not a whole lot of 0:41:16.140 --> 0:41:17.900 respect for Clemson going around. I'm just saying 10 is 0:41:17.940 --> 0:41:18.700 a big fucking number. 0:41:18.739 --> 0:41:19.040 That's all. 0:41:19.219 --> 0:41:20.880 They do have NFL talent on the team. 0:41:20.940 --> 0:41:21.400 I'll give them that. 0:41:21.420 --> 0:41:22.400 10's a big number. That's all. 0:41:24.010 --> 0:41:24.529 It is, man. 0:41:24.750 --> 0:41:26.830 Whatever. I ain't touching it. I'm just saying. Anything else? 0:41:26.989 --> 0:41:27.469 That's all I got. 0:41:27.530 --> 0:41:28.009 All right. 0:41:29.590 --> 0:41:31.050 All right, Dan. Who do you think is going to 0:41:31.090 --> 0:41:33.090 have the best football season of the three of us? 0:41:33.989 --> 0:41:34.689 Ooh. Ray. 0:41:35.870 --> 0:41:37.109 Thank you. That's the cop-out answer. 0:41:37.140 --> 0:41:38.299 Ray minus 1,000. Okay, fine. 0:41:38.340 --> 0:41:40.340 Take Ray out of the equation. 0:41:41.260 --> 0:41:43.439 Ray minus 1,000. I'll take Ray. 0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:45.580 I have the first Pavia, though, so not off to 0:41:45.600 --> 0:41:46.100 a good start. 0:41:46.480 --> 0:41:49.800 I will say that Shea will have a slightly better 0:41:50.000 --> 0:41:50.759 season than you. 0:41:51.440 --> 0:41:54.820 Wow, really going against the grain. The exact order of 0:41:54.840 --> 0:41:55.880 golf season. 0:41:56.040 --> 0:41:59.980 But even when you are going to do right, you 0:42:00.000 --> 0:42:04.220 do wrong. Story of my life. I know, but you'll go, oh, 0:42:04.260 --> 0:42:06.040 you know, I think they're going to win, but I'm 0:42:06.060 --> 0:42:07.820 going to go this. I just feel this way. And 0:42:07.860 --> 0:42:09.420 then you end up losing all of those bets. 0:42:09.460 --> 0:42:10.700 Yeah, it's broken my brain. 0:42:10.739 --> 0:42:12.339 And then you do a parlay, and I say, don't 0:42:12.390 --> 0:42:13.950 do parlays. You never win parlays. 0:42:14.030 --> 0:42:16.030 And then I hit one, and I'm like, fuck you guys. 0:42:16.050 --> 0:42:18.210 Yeah, you hit one for like 48 fucking units. I'm like, 0:42:18.230 --> 0:42:18.969 you piece of shit. 0:42:19.730 --> 0:42:22.129 It is kind of cheating. It'll be like down 40 units. 0:42:22.190 --> 0:42:22.670 It's true. 0:42:22.870 --> 0:42:24.860 Long shot, lob it in there and then hit it. 0:42:25.200 --> 0:42:25.399 Yeah. 0:42:25.420 --> 0:42:27.580 And then you're like, oh, I lost by 12 units. Like, yeah, 0:42:27.620 --> 0:42:29.219 you won 63 last week. 0:42:29.300 --> 0:42:30.340 In one bet. It's so fucked up. 0:42:30.340 --> 0:42:30.480 Yeah. 0:42:30.640 --> 0:42:30.779 Yeah. 0:42:31.280 --> 0:42:33.919 We also have, like, no data on any of these teams, 0:42:33.960 --> 0:42:35.490 and Dylan has 10 bets in week one. 0:42:35.719 --> 0:42:38.090 I figured I'd come out swinging. Just to test the waters. 0:42:38.110 --> 0:42:39.470 Honestly, the week one is almost. 0:42:39.489 --> 0:42:40.390 This is the time to let it fly. 0:42:40.410 --> 0:42:40.950 Yeah, it is. 0:42:41.070 --> 0:42:41.710 It actually is. 0:42:42.050 --> 0:42:44.210 You can sit over there and be a nerd and 0:42:44.250 --> 0:42:44.770 be right. 0:42:44.950 --> 0:42:47.029 If you know anything about the teams, Dylan doesn't know 0:42:47.070 --> 0:42:48.790 anything about Arkansas Pine Bluff. 0:42:48.890 --> 0:42:49.690 If you know anything. 0:42:49.730 --> 0:42:51.680 You know what I know about Arkansas Pine Bluff? They're 0:42:51.700 --> 0:42:54.300 playing a guy that shot the flag. He's not playing. 0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:57.780 We will see you next week. For Big Day Ray, Dylan, 0:42:58.600 --> 0:42:59.940 Shea and Irving. I'm a pirate. 0:43:01.810 --> 0:43:02.270 The Crips. 0:43:02.710 --> 0:43:03.330 Whoa. 0:43:03.370 --> 0:43:03.870 What the fuck? 0:43:03.890 --> 0:43:04.509 What are you doing? 0:43:04.530 --> 0:43:05.489 I thought that's what he was doing. 0:43:05.570 --> 0:43:06.970 No. No. I'm a pirate. 0:43:07.130 --> 0:43:07.670 Arr. 0:43:07.910 --> 0:43:08.129 Arr. 0:43:08.250 --> 0:43:09.380 Oh, because of East Carolina. 0:43:09.540 --> 0:43:13.560 Yeah, no shit, man. Jesus, fuck. Pirate's favorite letter. My 0:43:13.600 --> 0:43:17.839 kids listen to this shit. Arr. Thanks for joining us. 0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:19.069 We'll talk to you next week.