1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that started a new business selling 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 1: portable holes. What you carry him around whenever you need it, 3 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 1: You place it on the ground or on a wall, 4 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: create a temporary hole, use it, and when you're done, 5 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: you pick it up onto the next whole spot. 6 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 2: It's just like a black circle, like a cartoon, exactly. 7 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: To the level. Yeah, it's fun for everybody. Sure, it's 8 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 1: a potential safety has it, but you never know when 9 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,480 Speaker 1: you're gonna need a hole in a pinch. 10 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 2: Shin's On the other side, you do not use it 11 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:37,280 Speaker 2: on an airplay. 12 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, get yours today through Laser Stories are segment where 13 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: you read weird news stories around the globe, just like 14 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've. 15 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 2: Got a laser. Those other moultrolls just don't. 16 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Virginia. 17 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 2: Three months ago. 18 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 1: A man was in line at his local McDonald's when 19 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, an attacker came up from behind 20 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: him and held him at knife points. What what could 21 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: you possibly want from a dude just waiting for mickeyd'sts. 22 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: I know, well the thief aka Hector Rios if we 23 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:12,479 Speaker 1: know his name. 24 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:13,119 Speaker 2: That's true. 25 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 1: He took the man's wallet and then slowly walked away slowly. 26 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:20,319 Speaker 1: It's unclear why it took authorities three months to track 27 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,679 Speaker 1: him down, because there was security footage with a pretty 28 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: big identifier on it at the time. Hector had not one, 29 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:38,440 Speaker 1: not two, but three parrots on him way to be inconspicuous, 30 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 1: a super pirate. 31 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 2: And when I say on him, I mean literally on him. 32 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,119 Speaker 1: Two parrots were on the brim of his big cowboy 33 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: hat and a third was perched on his shoulder. 34 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 2: One's green, one's blue, dude. Parrot dude, Come on, I. 35 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: Have them looking at the photo of him right now. 36 00:01:56,240 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 1: So when the video finally began circulating months later on 37 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: the TV news, the cops were calling him the bird bandit. 38 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 2: Jeff I think it's sure even has pictures of parrots 39 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 2: on it. Is that what that is? He's a bird lover. 40 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,680 Speaker 1: You're gonna find out why because everyone else knew him 41 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: as Hector, the dude with the birds. 42 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 2: Oh it's his calling, guard, Jeffrey. 43 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: I bet your bird watching circles have just been up 44 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 1: in arms. It's always the good ones that turn out 45 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: to be holding up people at night. In fact, an 46 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 1: hour after the video aired, police were tipped off to 47 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 1: Hector walking through a local mall with the same exact birds, 48 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 1: and when they stopped him, he said the classic line 49 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 1: wasn't me? 50 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,400 Speaker 2: Has been somebody else? These birds just landed on me? 51 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: But no one else is walking around town holding people 52 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: at knife point with three birds on their. 53 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 2: Heads, So I'm just one. 54 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be awesome if the bird was like it 55 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,720 Speaker 1: was him? 56 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 2: Hector was arrested and charged with robbery. 57 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 1: No word on what's happening with the bird, but they 58 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 1: probably will be at least questioned by. 59 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 2: Authorities they represent him in court. 60 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 1: This next Laser stories out of Argentina. Last weekend, Taylor 61 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: Swift kicked off the international lega for Aerostour in Buenos Aires, 62 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:19,359 Speaker 1: and NFL fans would be happy if she stayed there forever. 63 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 1: What do you mean? According to a new poll of 64 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:26,799 Speaker 1: sixteen thousand Americans, eighty nine point three percent of us 65 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: want to see less Taylor in their football coverage. She's 66 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,119 Speaker 1: a pleasant person and a wonderful artist. 67 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 2: But she's making so much money for the NFL, you know, 68 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 2: like why not? Like fans don't want it anymore. We 69 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 2: see enough of the game. It's so wrong. 70 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,119 Speaker 1: I mean and honestly, like those what are they even 71 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: called the play by play guys? 72 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 2: They just taunt. 73 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 1: If they just were quiet everyone, maybe they wouldn't have to, like, 74 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 1: can we just watch it without you having to say 75 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: everything everything? Put it on mute, bro, you can still 76 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: watch it channels a little bit. 77 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 2: But and then a regular. 78 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 1: Eighty nine percent of people not wanting to see Taylor 79 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 1: anymore in the football that's a lot. And according to 80 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: the next question, gender's got nothing to do with it. 81 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: Of the haters, eighty nine point nine percent were guys, 82 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 1: eighty eight point nine percent were women. Do you think 83 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,839 Speaker 1: they're just jealous because their team doesn't have a superstar 84 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: one of their players. You know what, if she was 85 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 1: dating someone on my favorite team, I'd probably like it 86 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 1: a lot more, totally, because you're getting so much attention, 87 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: and like everybody's wearing your gears. 88 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 2: I'd be wearing glittery Taylor totally. Apparently, that's not it. 89 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: There's just general fatigue of the media oversaturating us with 90 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 1: constant daily pictures and videos of her at Chiefs. 91 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 2: Games and us talking about it. Again, Yeah, people are 92 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 2: over it, and yeah, I get it. 93 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 1: The fact that we did this story talking about people 94 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,279 Speaker 1: being over Taylor Swift at football games made people even 95 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 1: angrier that we're just talking about it, so we. 96 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 2: Are officially contributing to the problem. You are welcome. Let's 97 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 2: go to your next Lazer story. Out of Survey World. 98 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: If you quit watching TV tomorrow, experts say you'd have 99 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:09,360 Speaker 1: enough time for a second job. Oh I believe that. Actually, yeah, 100 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 1: I say that because the survey found the average American 101 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 1: streams one and twelve hours of shows and movies a year. 102 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,479 Speaker 1: That's over twenty one hours a week. 103 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 2: I could do like eight on a Sunday alone. 104 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only way you can get through a 105 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: season of Love Island exactly. 106 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 2: There's like sixty five episodes guys. Yeah, yeah, they do 107 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:33,279 Speaker 2: two seasons a year. How are you not on this 108 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 2: show already? Like I basically feel like I am. 109 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 1: The state that streams the most is Wyoming, where forty 110 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: people stream more than fifty hours of content a week. 111 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,359 Speaker 1: I mean, that's a full time job. 112 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 2: There's a pockets of Wyoming that are really cool, but 113 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,599 Speaker 2: the most of it is just flat and windy, Like 114 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,839 Speaker 2: you drive across and you literally don't turn the steering wheel. 115 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,480 Speaker 2: I'm not exaggerating. That's what makes it beautiful. It's wide 116 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:05,480 Speaker 2: open spaces. Jeff, what do you want to watch? Yeah, gorgeous. 117 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:10,120 Speaker 1: Minnesota is the top state for true crime shows. Indiana 118 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 1: watches the most dramas, Nevada loves romantic comedies, and people 119 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,719 Speaker 1: in Brooks home state, Idaho, All right, what do we 120 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,120 Speaker 1: got most likely to just stream the same movie over and. 121 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 2: Over and over again? Let's put another If it's that movie, 122 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 2: then what I say about doing the same thing over 123 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,599 Speaker 2: and over and expecting different results? Smart people in the world. 124 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 2: So what about Netflix and Chill? 125 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty seven percent thinks streaming while hooking up is 126 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 1: an acceptable first date. 127 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 2: Now, yeah, of course it is. 128 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 1: Well, that's that's the entire date. Just put on Netflix 129 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 1: and hook up. 130 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 2: This is how you know if you're gonna get a 131 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,159 Speaker 2: kiss or not. Is it when you're picking the movie? 132 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 1: If you're like, oh, I've seen this, so have I 133 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 1: let's watch that because you don't care what. 134 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 2: Happened, and it's like, oh, I've never seen this. I 135 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 2: want to watch it, but it's like, dang it watching Yeah, 136 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 2: to me, that's the Netflix and Chill pro right there. Okay, 137 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,599 Speaker 2: but that's interesting. Girls, can make out and watch a movie. 138 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 2: Guys can thanks. 139 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 1: Also, the thing is, once you're through the hookup stage, 140 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,520 Speaker 1: you better be into the same stuff. Having a different 141 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: taste in movies is a huge deal breaker for forty 142 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,560 Speaker 1: five percent of us. 143 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,240 Speaker 2: I could see that. I'm married to a man who 144 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 2: just doesn't watch movies. 145 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 1: Speaking of Netflix and Chill, you know what movie this 146 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 1: guy has on in the background to set the mood 147 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 1: celebration station the terraf Entangles. 148 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 2: Oh, definitely don't let the kids watch that one. Yeah, 149 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 2: that's the. 150 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:45,000 Speaker 1: Parental controls that sow means Laser Stories has come to 151 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: an end for the day. 152 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Friday, Brook and 153 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.