WEBVTT - #136: Greg T is a Cheater 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:17.000 Elvis Durrand presents off Airshow is Scary Jones, Great thirty six, 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:20.640 it's the off Airshow. Yeah, it is Scary Jones. Yeah, 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:23.800 you are over here. I'm over here. Now that's me. 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:27.400 I'm over here, though, I said, you're over there. You 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:30.960 know if you're over there, I'm over there. You're over there. 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:32.879 That's not the way it starts. You always go om 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:34.880 scary Jones, and I go, yeah you are, and you 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:37.239 go that's great, team. I go, I'm over here now 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:41.840 that you're over there. To me, you're over there. I'm 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:45.000 over here. Now what are you doing over there? You 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:46.760 got what are you doing over there? I happened to 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:48.199 stumble on a little bit of porn. It's on my 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:49.960 Twitter site. I'm just checking it out. I thought I 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:51.879 needed to buy you a fidget spinner because you're you're 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:54.480 you're you're meddling with your phone that you're like, you 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:57.279 are you really have porn? I happened to glance at 0:00:57.320 --> 0:00:59.960 one picture. You ask, I tell, that's all I'm saying. 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:02.520 I wasn't trying to do anything. I wasn't being pervert. 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:05.240 I wasn't being pervy. It just I happen to see 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:08.000 a picture. I stopped and said, what is it? Just 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:14.120 some kid, some some check, some girl, some some brunette todd. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:16.560 I thought she was just rolling around on the beach. 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:19.960 You see stick, she's rolling, Yeah, just roll around the beach. 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:23.760 The wave crashes over half of her body's half naked. Whatever? 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:27.840 You know, my god? Whatever? A second? Pooring at work? 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:29.880 Is that? Is that something that you do often? And 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:31.240 I didn't even realize I m out work. To be 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:33.440 honest with you, this is a hobby for you. But 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:35.240 I bet you I wonder. I just happened to see 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.480 it on Twitter. It wasn't even me. I'm gonna block 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:39.680 this person? Why do you? Why are you blocking them? 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:42.319 I don't even because whatever he's put this person he 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:44.920 or she is is putting up there. It just happened 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:46.240 to come up to my feet. I don't know how 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:50.480 on what feed, Facebook, on my own Twitter feed? Why questions? No, 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:53.440 I just wanted infestigate, didn't want to follow them. What 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:58.440 do you investigating? You're like freaking law and order. You're 0:01:58.440 --> 0:01:59.960 like law and order. It's what you're doing. You try 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:01.560 to find out what what's he doing? What are we 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:05.440 looking at? Well? Put it up, but don't how does 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:12.480 it go dune dune order, Dune done, done, done, Dune done. 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:15.000 That's how it goes. But here it is order, we 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.720 gotta find it. Dune done. It's the transition music. I 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:26.720 think right, that's done. Doom. Uh no, that's the beginning, 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:32.440 just that part. Don't wait. I'm looking for it. I 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:34.480 can't find it if you don't have the sound effect 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:38.000 Are you kidding? See again? Do we need to go back? 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:42.320 Every single episode now is regarding the damn sound effect box. 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.520 Get me the freaking box. You know what, dude, I'm 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:47.880 not gonna do the show no more. I'm not even 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:51.880 I am not doing the show without the sound effect box. 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.359 I got you your fucking sound. I want the box, 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:59.360 your sound, right, I want the box. I want the sound. 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:02.120 It looks like you're looking at box on Twitter. You 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.440 have me the sound effect box. I want it. I 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:06.079 want it. I want it. You can get in touch 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:10.600 with us always at one. Really, you don't take any calls. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:12.040 I've asked you to take calls. You don't want to 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:14.320 take call. I'll take a call. Hello, you're on the 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:17.280 off fair show. Don't do me a favorite? Hi? Who's this? 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:23.720 Gregg says. I never take calls. He never takes calls. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:29.240 Where are you Bianca? Where you're calling from Florida? Nice? Wow? 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:32.080 Are you Are you okay with the fact that Greg 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.400 t doesn't have the sound effects box? Or do you 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.800 want him to have control of that thing because I 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:43.240 think it'll be fine without it. Are you an off airhead? Jack? 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:49.160 Globe Jack? Globe jack A little bit? You have to say, 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:53.080 jackloble back. Yeah, to wait in a second. If you've been, 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:55.200 if you've been listening to the first day, how do 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:58.560 you experience the podcast? This is like a research Do 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:00.200 you do you listen to them as they come out 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:02.760 or do you binge listen? Or what episode number are 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:05.840 you up to? I'm up today. I listened to it 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:12.600 so as they in their nation group, the thing is up. 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:14.960 I'm right there listening to it. Well, great, teas thing 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:16.960 is up because he's looking at porn on Twitter. I 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.480 shut it. I shut it off, I shut it off. 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:23.240 Where do you work? I work at a cabinet shop. Oh, 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:28.320 a cabinet shop. Yeah, like amish? Like you're amish? What 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:31.640 do you what do you kind of crop? Where they 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.560 work on a shop where they do your the cabinet 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:37.520 doors from your kitchen and your bathroom. Oh you read 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:44.920 you read cabinets? Yeah in what? In what city? In 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:48.719 Fort Myers? So okay, that's cool. So are you a 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:50.640 cabinet You're not a cabinet maker? Like, what do you 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:54.600 do there? Are you part of our affair show cabinet? Yeah? 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.400 What do you do in the cabinet place? So I 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:02.479 do the doors? I do something called the easy blazing. Yeah, 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.800 so imagine the door in your kitchen. You know they 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:08.960 have like the lines for the designs. Take like a 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:14.680 color and like trace the lines basically, Now, who's better? 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:16.919 Are you Home Depot or Lowes? Where should I go 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:18.520 get my cabinets if I wanted to put a new 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:25.960 new kitchen in from Okay, all right, that's cool. I 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:27.440 don't know if I need them, though, I don't know 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.680 if I need a cabinet. Do you give free consultations? 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.599 I'm sure I have any, says to myself on my 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:36.599 headphones on listening to the show in the morning and 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:38.880 then the fifth minutes show and they knew guys right now, 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:41.719 I love you. You consume all of our content. Yeah, 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.920 how is your brain not like rotted by? Now? From 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.440 all that, I have no idea but I just love 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:49.800 it. It It keeps me going. Do you watch porn? Do 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:52.880 you watch porn at work? Because Gregg watch on his phone. 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:56.599 I am not watching porn. I am no, no, do 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:58.760 you watch porn at home? I don't need to be 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:00.400 a pig about that. Hey, let's and do I have 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:02.479 to bring my cabinets to you or you come to 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:07.600 my house? By the way, you have to go to 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:10.520 the sales people. I can't do it. I can try 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:13.320 to do it on the side, but probably that. But 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:16.040 but does does your company send somebody to my house 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:18.880 to remove the cabinets off my walls? Or do I 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:21.480 have to actually take them down myself and then bring 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:25.000 them to you? I think if you heard my cloaster, 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:28.840 they will actually send people to goal. Okay, so so 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:32.359 you so your company send somebody to people's houses to 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:35.160 remove the cabinets properly and then to bring them back 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.039 to your place and then you read and then you 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:41.800 refurnish them the inside as well or okay, I understand that, 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.480 but wait, now does your company do the insides as well? 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:48.919 Or only the outsides everything? Really? So, like if I 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.719 wanted to go from like a like like a light 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:55.120 brown to like an oak like, like like a darker oak, 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:56.640 like you would do the whole thing and make sure 0:06:56.640 --> 0:07:01.440 that the inside works as well. Yeah. Really, huh is 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:02.840 that a lot? Is that a lot? More? Is that? 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:06.480 I'm sorry? That is that less expensive? I think we're 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:09.000 pretty expensive here. I mean, we don't even really get 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:12.920 a discount here. So it's expensive no matter what whether 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:16.120 I go get new cabinets or I get mine refurbished, 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:20.640 you it's the same price. Yeah, So then why why 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:22.400 go through all the trouble? Why not just go get 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:25.280 new for new uh cabinets? What's the upside to you 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:29.440 refurnishing my cabinets? I know, people get a lifetime warranty, 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:32.960 so whenever anything gets damaged or sews off like or 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:34.520 you have to do is give him a can and 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:38.640 be like that got you? So you beyonc we kind 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.880 of music you like? No, but back to porn, because Greg, 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:42.760 he really wanted to know if you watch porn at home? 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:44.760 Because you just glossed over that question. I did not 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.400 want to ask her that I didn't. He wrote it 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:48.760 up on it, he prot it on a sign and 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:50.800 he held it up. You'll beyond what do you look like? 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:54.520 Let me look you up on the affair show Nation. Okay, 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:58.240 now you're you're accusing me of being a perv. Hey, 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:00.160 what do you look like? What do you look like? 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:01.920 You're in your off air Nation? Let me look what? 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:07.360 Look you up? Yeah? Bianca Rosa? All right, well you 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:09.600 know you're live on the podcast right now. You know that, right? 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:11.960 I don't look you up? Is that okay? Is she 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:13.840 a todd lurg? I don't. I'm gonna find out. I'm 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:15.760 gonna look you up. I'm gona look you up, baby girl, 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:18.840 Gregg can you tell Gregg Tea hasn't had sex in 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:23.880 a while? He actually as Greg Tea where his wife 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:28.360 is right now? I don't know. She says, she's at 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:31.800 lunch by herself. Who goes to lunch by herself? Wait? Wait, wait, 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:36.360 wait where at Whole Foods? Well wait, hold on, they 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.880 do serve great lunch at Whole Foods. But she wait 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:41.480 a second. She says, she's sitting at Whole Foods by herself. 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:45.280 And that's like seating area, like after you pay your stuff, 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:47.240 you sit down there. It's like an area to sit 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:50.040 down happy exactly. Well, I've got to be honest, I've 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:52.240 actually gone to Whole foods before, and I've sat outside 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:55.680 at a picnic table by yourself, by myself. Really, yeah, 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:57.920 because the food looks so good when you walk in there. 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:02.839 She loves her soup, she says, Wait a second, you 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:08.200 don't believe it. I don't know. Is it what you 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:10.880 think that she's she's hanging out with some dude? Well, 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:12.520 I'm just I always tell her, I go, You're not 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:15.000 sitting there by yourself. She's like, I am, Come on. 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:18.840 Maybe she's meeting an old friend, maybe old high school flame. Bianca? 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:20.600 How do you spell your name? I'm looking you up 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:24.319 right now. So he's so mystified by this. I A 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:31.160 and C A Bianca Rivera. Yeah, I got you, I 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.839 pull Bianca. I got you right now. I think it's 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:39.240 his tailor, stone Builders and Southwest. Oh no, you won't 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:41.840 let me. Sorry, something went wrong, don't you feel don't 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:43.880 you feel creeped out by this? Yeah? She's blocking you 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:53.200 as you speak? Cry again? This is Facebook activated right now? No? Yeah, 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:56.760 I got you? I see stop it? What I'm checking her? 0:09:57.240 --> 0:10:00.520 Are you doing a podcasts? Are just talking? Being? She's 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:03.600 a brunette? How tall are you? Bianca? Mike? Why are 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:05.839 you asking you don't want to know. Our audience wasn't 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:07.920 to paint that picture. We owe it to them. How 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:12.160 how tall are you? Bianca five? For all your little something, 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:18.280 your little fantasy? Yeah, Bianca, and she's single? How old 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:24.120 you Bianca? Twenty six? Nice? She's got a job Tea. 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:26.600 Well that's good. You gotta stop this. Do you live 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:34.440 by yourself with she's single? Single? Mom in the house, 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:38.920 mom a sweet fantasy right here on the podcast. Yeah, 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.680 come on, dance, let's go. Whatever you do, do not 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.960 unlock your profile. Do not let this guy. Let's drop 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.520 the disco ball. He's gonna prick out pictures of you 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:49.360 and blow them up, dim the light, and then he's 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:51.360 gonna go home while his wife is at Whole Foods. 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:55.760 Pull up a chair, Deadanka go oh yeah, there's Bianca. 0:10:55.840 --> 0:11:00.760 Now I'm watching to stop it. I got listen, bian 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:02.920 I gotta stop this. This is terrible, This is awful. 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:06.480 We got will you say goodbye to her? Alright, Bianca, 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:09.559 when you hear this sound, our fantasy is over. We're 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:16.680 moving on. Jack load to you. We're back. I was 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:18.320 like you were living in a dream right there. You 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:20.640 know that, right? Do we have a doorbell on a doorbell. 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:23.640 I got into the doorbell. Hold on, somebody's coming to 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:29.160 our door right now? Oh, hold on in h is Hey, 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.880 it's it's uh, it's Robbie from sales. You know. I 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:35.080 call him Mucci. Mucci, That's what I call him. What's up? Movie? 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:39.520 Okay with Mucci? It's not on his microphone, not I 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:41.920 you said again. I let people call me whatever they 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:44.200 want to call. Okay, so you're Mucci? Yeah? All right? 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:48.720 Well was the nickname in high school? Rob coach? Coach? 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:51.800 What did you coach? I didn't. I just told people 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:56.920 what to do a lot. He looks like a collegiate 0:11:57.200 --> 0:12:01.640 Conan O'Brien. The Has anybody ever said you look like 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.520 Codan O'Brien when it's really really flipped over? Yeah, but 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:06.760 without the red in it. Yeah, I've got this guy 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:09.439 looks like O'Brien. Look, don't you think? But don't you think? 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:13.079 She's a cool nickname? Mooch. Mooch is a great name. Right, 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:16.120 He's not a mooch, but his last name he's Okay, 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:20.839 So for all your moochi, what is your real last name? 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:25.199 I'm a couch, I'm ach. You want to be called couch? 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:28.200 You would be called couch. That was that. That was 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:32.080 my dad and uncle that they got those. Yeah, it was. 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:39.240 It was an interesting nickname. He's Achi. His name is 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:42.800 pronounced I'm a COUCHI but I think he's called mooch. 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:44.360 I'm a mood. Wait, did you get made fun of 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:47.440 growing up like I'm a couchie? Like he's a couchie. 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:50.760 I mean in like grade school, but like but then 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:52.640 in high school, like you know, when you become like 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:54.600 bigger than the other kids. They really can't do that, 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:56.760 they can't. They called me. They called me dumb because 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:59.000 my ears stuck out. Do you know that I spent 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:02.080 an entire summer with my ears masking tape behind my 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:07.920 head to straighten them out. Music we're talking about. I 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:12.360 can't exactly adjust my last name right there the truth, 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:14.320 but I want you to hear this for a second. 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:19.520 I used to be called play music. You gotta have There, 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:21.480 we go, there, We tell us what happened. When I 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:25.200 was in third grade, they developed the name Dumbo because 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.560 because you know, kids can be really cruel, and they 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:31.120 were cool to you, calling you I'm a couchie, that 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.440 it really is your name, but it really is my name. Right. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.200 So so they called me Dumbo because my ears stuck out. 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:38.840 I had an imperfection. So I'm looking at you now. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:42.640 When school ended, look at me? Now? Why he put 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:44.400 headphones on? He thought he would hold his ears back, 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:47.840 and then he went to radio when school ended. That 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:50.280 whole summer, I used to look in the mirror, and 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.560 I used to first. I used to stand there for 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:55.320 like about a good half hour and holding my ears 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:57.199 as close to the back of my head as possible. 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:02.360 His face, hold his ears back, Dictionary, this is not 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:05.280 even sad. Did you guys, did you guys have a 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:08.040 beach house together? Back? We did? His ears were fine, 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:10.920 then his ears were fine. There you go, now you 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:14.760 have a podcast. Right later that summer, I said, I 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.600 can't stand here in the mirror staring at my head 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:19.400 and trying to hold my ears to my head. So 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:22.880 I got masking tape, so sad and I took masking tape, 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:25.880 and I take it from one ear. What the hell 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.280 is this? This is not the music I ordered. All 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:32.440 freak is singing. And then and I taped it to 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.840 the back, and then I would take the other ear 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:37.000 to the back of my head and then how old 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:40.960 are you well I was. I was eight nine years old. Yeah, 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.200 so for the whole summer, every day I would get 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:44.560 up and I mean I would sleep with it this 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:47.120 way too, all right, sleep with So when did you 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:50.880 like overcome this? Well, as I grew scarred, scarred for life, 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:55.360 as I as I grew older, that's older, my my, 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:58.480 my head, I guess went into shape. My ears actually 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:02.080 grew the right way. But I always attributed it to 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:05.080 the fact that I helped him do that by taping 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:07.680 him to the back of my head, taped them down. 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:11.320 What are you doing here today? So this is the 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:13.720 part where I say, like, you know what, you might 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.160 have been called nicknames. I might have been called nicknames, 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:20.240 but now we're getting free pillows. Mucci is part of 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:22.040 the sales team. In case you're an off air headlist, 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:26.160 Mucci like Panistana Pete who never shows up anymore Lte, 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:29.800 he never shows up anymore, and it doesn't bring you. 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:33.000 Freestyle doesn't bring us by the way, that guy he 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:36.320 brought us. He brought us so many promises and never 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:39.120 delivered is the definition of empty promises. That guy, man, 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:44.280 he really is so so we pretty much so we welcome. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:45.920 He's got a big. You got a big box, Dari 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:50.480 Mucci has a big box. I got I got one 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:57.360 of my best clients, the my pillow. Yeah, spokesperson, Yes, 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:00.120 our sponsor. We play a commercial from them. What's what 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.720 does it sound like? What is my pillow commercial sound like? 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.200 Gary can do the read for you know, the one 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:07.160 that they run on TV all time. I don't do 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:10.200 the TV one. This is radio. This is we have 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:14.440 a better offer? Do we have one? Four pillars? The 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:17.120 audience from an A plus to an APP because they 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:18.920 don't want to get me to continue and add this 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.960 very helpful. No, that's when he was going to jail. 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:26.640 Get off. That's not going to jail anymore. Going to jail, Gary, 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:28.760 I think you're thinking of Billy Mains from Oxy Cleaner. 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:31.400 That's what I think. You're right. Well, isn't there music though? 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:34.880 For it? Doesn't he brought you by my Pillow? I 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.360 can't find it. There's a million my Pillow cuts in here. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:41.160 Is there one where he actually where he actually talks 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:44.760 on the commercial thing? I think? So? I mean, looking, 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:48.480 what is are they going to sponsor the podcast? Well, 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:51.960 you know, hopefully possibly. So here's the here's my pillow 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:53.720 in a nut Jill without getting the commercial because I 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:57.800 can't freaking find it my first all. Michael Lindell, he's awesome. Yes, yes, 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:03.200 this dude, this dude, he he has created this special foam, 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:08.200 this proprietary foam which actually makes your head fall right 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:11.720 into it, but it actually helps the curvature of your 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:14.280 body and your spine. You don't get a great night's sleep. 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:15.959 And by the way, this is this is not a commercial, 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.720 even though they're sponsoring ON and I do the commercials 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:20.240 for them. What you do or you do not get 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:22.439 a good night sleep if if you don't get it, 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:24.080 most people don't get a good nice sleep because of 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:27.520 the way that their neck lies. Yes, so this form 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:31.000 fitting pillow adjusts to your curvature of your body and 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:35.120 your spine and helps you helps it keep a perfect 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:38.480 spine and therefore helps you get a better night's Sleepy 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:41.359 have five or six different fills. So like you go online, 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:43.520 you type in your T shirt s eyes what your 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:46.080 current pillow is. If you sleep on your side, your back, 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:49.399 your stomach, and they spit out a color fitting size 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:52.040 for you and that's what you order. You order the 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:56.080 pillow by based on the way you sleep. It would 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:58.200 use this a side sleeper. What do you use? Yes, 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:00.080 that's a blue level. So that's a little bit like 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:01.679 if you want to be a little bit elevated. You 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:03.720 put it in the dryer for five or ten minutes, 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:06.520 open up the patent, it foam and then you know, 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:08.480 it takes. It takes the shape of your head and 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:12.080 neck and you in that REM sleep a lot longer. 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:16.160 The REM sleep is the important sleep. Really, you guys 0:18:16.200 --> 0:18:18.239 are morning people. You've got to be sharp. I mean, 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:20.160 I don't know how you guys do it for how 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:21.840 many years? You guys? What do you wake up in 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:25.200 the morning? Me? If I wake up before six thirties, 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:32.239 that's uh, that's six Yes, So here's what I want 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:34.040 to do with By the way, with my pillow waking 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:37.520 up at three am every day three am? You got 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:39.639 the five am show, that's right. Can we talk to 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:43.080 Michae Lindale about maybe giving some to our off air 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:46.359 heads and you know their off their heads need to 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:49.080 lay on a perfect pillow, so like from my pillow. Yeah, 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:52.119 right now, there is especially Marine Dan he just had 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:54.440 an operation. That dude needs a pillow. He needs a pillow. 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:58.480 Oh my god. Um, so what about what about and 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:01.720 Felsie look at look at FELSI looks he he needs 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:05.119 a good night. Well, I mean yeah, I mean right now, 0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:08.560 they special it's it's felt. It's four pillows for one. 0:19:08.800 --> 0:19:12.160 If you go to my pillow dot com four pillows off. 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:14.959 We need to do type in a code code one 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:20.160 and you get four pillows for the price of off. Okay, 0:19:20.160 --> 0:19:22.360 so how does that go? So it's it's two premium 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:23.960 pillows because a lot of them. A lot of times 0:19:23.960 --> 0:19:26.240 people see the classic pillows, like in best buying stuff 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:28.280 like that, you want to go online and get them. 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:31.000 There two premium pillows and the two small travel pillows, 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:33.200 the ones for like plane four for the price of 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:35.920 two and travel pills work good. I have two little girls. 0:19:35.920 --> 0:19:37.680 They always sleep in the back seat of the car. 0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:44.359 They can use travel maybe do one of seven with shipping. 0:19:44.400 --> 0:19:47.359 Can I tell you, guys, that totally worth my entire 0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:51.560 life change? It really didn't. I can't sleep on anything 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:53.480 but these freaking pillows. They came out. They came out 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:55.760 with the mattress now too. Oh, I need a new 0:19:55.800 --> 0:19:57.800 mattress for real. I'm not even kidding you. You don't 0:19:57.800 --> 0:20:01.600 have to the other day to my matress. Listen, I realized, 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:04.120 for real, I have no they just they just say 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:07.520 my pillow, my mattress. To see somebody about a mattress. 0:20:07.520 --> 0:20:10.040 I'm not even kidding. I realized that me and my wife, 0:20:10.119 --> 0:20:12.159 So Trish and I right, like, if the center of 0:20:12.200 --> 0:20:14.920 this table is my this is my mattress. Right, We've 0:20:14.920 --> 0:20:17.080 had this mattress. Now, we've been married, will be fifteen 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:20.119 years in September, and we've had the same mattress. We 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:24.040 have created two children on that same mattress. Let me 0:20:24.040 --> 0:20:26.240 get the mattress. Sound scary? Come on, Gregor what do 0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:29.159 what does Gregg Tatrich sound like in that mattress? Let 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.280 me tell you, Moucci, we have made a lot of 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:33.879 sound on this mattress. Come on, scared, what does it 0:20:33.920 --> 0:20:36.960 sound like? Let me I've realized. Let me get the 0:20:37.000 --> 0:20:38.960 bed spring. Yeah, come on, give me to me. Here's 0:20:38.960 --> 0:20:45.320 my mattress. Sounds like at home. I don't know if 0:20:45.320 --> 0:20:48.320 this is Michael Lindell's mattress. Yeah, it certainly doesn't. It 0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:50.439 is not, because he's got here's my mattress at home, 0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:59.400 sties mattress. Yeah, mattress sounds like. So I realized my mattress. 0:20:59.440 --> 0:21:01.680 Now it's like hill. So in order for me to 0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:04.040 get over to Church's side, I have to roll up 0:21:04.080 --> 0:21:06.800 the hill to the center of my mattress and then 0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:09.960 I can roll down the hill to her side of 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:13.520 the mattress. That my mattress is ruined, ruin. I need 0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:28.520 a new matches, I probably. Oh that's right. Can you 0:21:28.520 --> 0:21:31.800 help me? Yeah? I mean tell people to that listening 0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:37.000 to the podcast to um chime in on Facebook and Instagram, 0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:39.639 get get their attention. They'll definitely reach out and we 0:21:39.680 --> 0:21:42.000 can get them some pillows. All right? Yeah, Look, we 0:21:42.000 --> 0:21:44.879 want to do like a great pillow giveaway with Mike Lindell, 0:21:45.920 --> 0:21:49.639