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Speaker 1: Two hopeless das one dating app.

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Speaker 2: Then there's you guys, swipe right.

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Speaker 1: The question is.

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Speaker 2: Whose love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 1: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 3: It's the dating game show that regrets changing his safe

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Speaker 3: word to don't stop.

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Speaker 2: Oh that one.

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Speaker 1: You're confusing one or a good one?

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Speaker 3: The Battle of the Tender Dates, where two of our

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Speaker 3: listeners swear off to find out whose love life is

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Speaker 3: the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a second,

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Speaker 3: but first let's meet today's contestants.

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Speaker 1: In this corner, she ends every first date by lifting

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Speaker 1: up the guy's shirt and giving him a raspberry kiss

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Speaker 1: on the tent.

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Speaker 3: Tone I love and that's why they call her tickle

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Speaker 3: Belly Kelly, give.

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Speaker 4: You so many Harry bellies.

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Speaker 3: And in the other corner, she likes passionate, sensitive guys

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Speaker 3: who are willing to lie to the cops about the

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Speaker 3: moonshine she distills in her She shed.

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Speaker 1: Boot Leg and Megan like we have a girls' night play.

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Speaker 3: But here's how the game works. One contestant will start

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Speaker 3: by telling one of their worst date stories. Then the

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Speaker 3: other one try and counter with a nightmare story of

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Speaker 3: their own. We're gonna go back and forth for three

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Speaker 3: rounds until we declare a winner.

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Speaker 1: Let's kick it off with tickle Belly Kelly. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: So I met a guy. She told me he's a millionaire.

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Speaker 2: Oh you, that's nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: I'm a millionaire. Works.

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Speaker 2: So he talked all night about his construction company, and

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Speaker 2: I googled him after the dates. He comes up online

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Speaker 2: because he got slightly hitched by something in a construction

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Speaker 2: zone and he sued them for times of money.

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Speaker 4: Oh he's not lying about the money either way.

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Speaker 1: It turns me on. Let's see boot Leg and Megan.

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Speaker 1: Can you.

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Speaker 4: So we were at a restaurant and we got fat

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Speaker 4: and he went ahead and he was like asking if

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Speaker 4: we could have a specific window table. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 4: Like okay, little extra. But he's trying to impress me.

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Speaker 4: So we sit down and that's when he starts looking at.

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Speaker 2: His reflection and flexing. Guy who isn't embarrassed when they

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Speaker 2: get caught looking at their own reflection.

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Speaker 1: You know this guy's doing it on purpose.

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Speaker 4: I know that's why it's so embarrassing. Yeah, he's telling me, oh,

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Speaker 4: this is the spot where he can see himself the best.

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Speaker 2: And he looks good, that's what he said.

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Speaker 1: That's what he's saying. He's got self confidence. So we're

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Speaker 1: on a round to take a belly Kelly back to you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I want to day with this guy. He

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Speaker 2: talked about his dogs all night, and he talked extensively

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Speaker 2: about his routine, like the daily walk and his food.

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Speaker 2: And I was thinking, like, wow, he really loves his dog. Okay, obviously,

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Speaker 2: and I went back and met his dog and he

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Speaker 2: mentioned to me that the dog loves me more than

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Speaker 2: anyone he's met.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, and he's obviously saying it because he really likes.

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Speaker 2: You, you know. Yeah. So I spent the night and

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Speaker 2: in the morning he left, and I have a text

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Speaker 2: saying he'll be out of town for the weekend and

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Speaker 2: thank you for dog City.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't a date, it was an interviewer.

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Speaker 4: What do you do?

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Speaker 1: Like, you can't just leave the dog.

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Speaker 4: I was watching a movie at a guy's place when

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Speaker 4: I heard noises outside. He told me not to worry,

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Speaker 4: it's just some neighborhood cats and they come because he

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Speaker 4: feeds him. I thought, oh, it's so sweet. So when

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Speaker 4: he asked if I wanted to put some food out,

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Speaker 4: I said yes, we go back there, it's five raccoons

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Speaker 4: eating garbage. I still don't know if you really think

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Speaker 4: they're cats or.

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Speaker 1: Cat's good. That's how that's still out for debates. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, we're around three.

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Speaker 3: We need your best stories here, ladies, So tickle belly Kelly, give.

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Speaker 1: It to us.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So a guy that I was talking to for

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Speaker 2: like weeks invited me to stay at the hotel he

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Speaker 2: was staying at, Oh Wow, and we met in a

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Speaker 2: lobby and he asked me if it was okay we

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Speaker 2: get room service for dinner, and I said sure, So

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Speaker 2: we get dinner, but then he called them back for

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Speaker 2: drinks and dessert.

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Speaker 1: Yo, that's expensive. I'm sorry, but this is crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like we're going to drink on room services like fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: How many times is he calling room search?

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Speaker 2: An insane amount of times? Honestly, it had to have

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Speaker 2: been like at least six or seven.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: So I go to leave, okay, and keep in mind

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Speaker 2: we have not kissed or anything. And I go to

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Speaker 2: the female worker that was like helping us and I

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Speaker 2: apologize to her, and that's when she tells me it's okay.

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Speaker 2: That's her boyfriend and it's a role playing thing they do.

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Speaker 1: So he was like kind of getting some underneath the table.

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Speaker 3: It's like, you can't leave time nine when he calls

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Speaker 3: us when it gets really.

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Speaker 1: Set, and of course she's with a guy where she

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Speaker 1: has to be the room. Very excessive situation. This is

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Speaker 1: your last chance.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So we notch because we both had pips of

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Speaker 4: like Costco in our dating bio Mariam, so of course

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Speaker 4: we went there on our date.

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Speaker 2: That's cute.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I thought it was just to get food,

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Speaker 4: but she did so much grocery shopping, two carts full

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Speaker 4: of stuff, okay.

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Speaker 2: For those Costco dating profile picks.

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Speaker 4: Then he goes to check out, and that's when he's like, oh,

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Speaker 4: I need to borrow your card. He doesn't even have

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Speaker 4: a membership, but he goes out with girls as memberships

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Speaker 4: once a month to stock up on boot.

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Speaker 1: Costco Life Pack Unlocked.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, that's a final bell. That means we need

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Speaker 3: to score this. Judges, what do you think, alexis? Who

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Speaker 3: are you giving it to?

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Speaker 2: I gotta go Megan for that Costco story, trust that anymore.

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Speaker 1: I can't get over the dog sitting. I'm going Kelly all.

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Speaker 3: Tied up jose gets the final vote.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go with room service role play.

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Speaker 1: That means congratulations. Tickle Belly.

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Speaker 3: Kelly is a Lady of the Week and as a

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Speaker 3: prize Broople'll share her secret trick to seducing a cousin.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't tell you, it's secret.

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Speaker 1: He busted out twister at the family reunion.

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Speaker 3: But text in seven eighty five nine two if you

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Speaker 3: want to up here on the next edition of Battle

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Speaker 3: of the Tender Dates your phone TAP's coming up right

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Speaker 3: after this.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning