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Speaker 1: Then Jebel show on demand. And the thing about it,

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Speaker 1: she's the second one to do it. She's not even

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Speaker 1: the first person to tell me to sit out there

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Speaker 1: and wait what. Yes, I'm like dogs smell each other's butts,

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Speaker 1: they compete together. Anyway, we should probably move on something

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Speaker 1: else because I'm peating anyway. How's y'alls day going? Do

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Speaker 1: you ever? I'm a coworker who just comes into work

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Speaker 1: just ranting. As soon as they opened the door, I'm

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Speaker 1: this is about me, This is definitely about you, Christian.

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Speaker 1: That's how Christian showed up to the studio today. We

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Speaker 1: started recording midway through after he said high and then

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Speaker 1: he just kept going off and then it was dogs

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Speaker 1: pe together all the time they're supposed to. My emotions

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Speaker 1: are getting tried. Today something happened for this is the

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Speaker 1: second time it happened. You know. So I live like

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Speaker 1: in a big, like high rise apartment building. Are you glot? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to give him some backstory here. And

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Speaker 1: one of the main reasons I wanted this buildings because

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Speaker 1: I wanted a like specified dog walk area right like

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have to take I have a

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Speaker 1: little weener dog she doesn't like to be outside. She's

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Speaker 1: just like me, I also hate being outside, and so

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Speaker 1: she peas and it goes right back upstairs. Right. So

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Speaker 1: it's one of those areas with like just a grass patch.

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Speaker 1: It's like a it's like a twenty by ten squares

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Speaker 1: to specified that it's for dogs. You're not allowed to

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Speaker 1: use the bathroom there, Jubil, that's actually good for you

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Speaker 1: to assume that, because I probably would know. I've been

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Speaker 1: in a building before, and that was before I knew

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Speaker 1: it was a dog area when they started doing that

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Speaker 1: in buildings. I laid out just a little sunbathing and

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Speaker 1: then my friend who lived in the condo building was like,

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Speaker 1: hey man, that's for dogs. Like you definitely don't want

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Speaker 1: to lay there. So I was taking my dog out

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Speaker 1: to pee, right and there's someone is out there and

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Speaker 1: they slammed the door back in my face like as

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Speaker 1: I tried to open it. I hate once and I

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Speaker 1: was like, what what's going on? Like I actually thought

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Speaker 1: something was wrong? Right, So this is a one dog

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Speaker 1: pe area or I mean my dog. You can definitely

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Speaker 1: fit multiple dogs out, okay, I mean like it's a

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Speaker 1: big space. And they were like, sorry, but you know,

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Speaker 1: my dog doesn't like to be bothered, but other people

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Speaker 1: are when And I'm like, guess what, I don't like

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Speaker 1: to be bothered when I pe either. That's why I'll

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Speaker 1: lock myself in a bathroom. Yeah, so you can't do

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Speaker 1: that with your dogs. That deal with it, and dogs

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Speaker 1: they sniff each other's butts, they call each other's butts.

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Speaker 1: They can pee in the same vicinity as far as

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Speaker 1: I'm coming. If you don't take them out in time,

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Speaker 1: they will go right in the middle of your living

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Speaker 1: room floor while you're watching TV. They don't mind it exactly,

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Speaker 1: and they could tell I was annoyed. Yeah, and they

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Speaker 1: didn't get it. And I'm like, it's early in the morning.

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Speaker 1: You and I both have clearly have to be at work,

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Speaker 1: my dog and I because you know, she likes to

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Speaker 1: pee and then go right back and she hates to

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Speaker 1: be outside. She was just gonna pee and we would

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Speaker 1: have been done before they got go about it. They

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Speaker 1: were out there before I was. The thing is, though

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Speaker 1: this is not the first time it's happened. This is

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Speaker 1: the second time. There's apparently some owners in the building

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Speaker 1: that think that once they're down there, you just have

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Speaker 1: to wait until they're done. Dog owners like, look, if

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Speaker 1: you like dogs, that's cool. But there's a difference between

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Speaker 1: a dog owner who just likes dogs and then a

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Speaker 1: dog person. And these people literally treat their dogs like

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Speaker 1: their people, so they want them to have private restroom,

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Speaker 1: right and they're kicking they're kicking you out or not

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Speaker 1: letting you into the spy area in your building. And

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Speaker 1: she's like, well, you know, he just gets anxious. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: me too. I'm anxious right now and I'm about to

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Speaker 1: freak out. I'm about to freak out. Okay, so what

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Speaker 1: did you do when it happened the first time? I

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Speaker 1: was like, Okay, maybe that's a thing, Like maybe I

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Speaker 1: just didn't know. But then it happened the second time,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I don't like it. I don't like it.

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Speaker 1: I think it's rude to you. And if that were

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Speaker 1: me and Abby were out there, I would never tell

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Speaker 1: somebody to keep their dog inside. And you have a

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Speaker 1: weener dog, it's not exactly a dog making other dogs

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Speaker 1: super anxious. I mean she literally can barely move. Have

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Speaker 1: you gotten to beef in it with any of your

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Speaker 1: other neighbors. I've lived there a month. I haven't even

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Speaker 1: had time to talk to you. What have you done

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Speaker 1: in a month, Christian? Did you not got someone's dorn run?

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Speaker 1: I guess so I must. Maybe I did something like

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Speaker 1: late night when I was drunk there one night. What

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Speaker 1: a terrible neighbor, yea, honestly, don't be a bad neighbor.

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Speaker 1: People like your neighbors, especially like you. I can't. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Like Juble and I, we don't want to

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Speaker 1: talk to anybody, and we don't have that many neighbors.

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Speaker 1: But when we see our neighbors were just like, please,

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Speaker 1: don't talk. I don't think our neighbors like us very much.

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Speaker 1: I don't think neighbors have ever really liked me. Are

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Speaker 1: you the bad neighbor? Yes? Yeah, but we're still good

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Speaker 1: neighbors of bad neighbors because don't want to talk to you.

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Speaker 1: It's cool, but actually I've started to own it more

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Speaker 1: like and now, dude, I do the I do the

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Speaker 1: friendly neighboring wave like a beast. Oh my god, see me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm so good at Yeah. I like my hands straight

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Speaker 1: up in the air, like such a dad wave. I've

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Speaker 1: been dad waving like crazy lately. We have we have

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Speaker 1: a neighbor that lives across the house and I'll come

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Speaker 1: inside because Alex and I am rrid if you didn't

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Speaker 1: know that, And I'll walk inside and be like, dude,

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Speaker 1: I just dad waved row hit so hard, amazing, it

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Speaker 1: felt so good. Call us right now eighty eight three

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Speaker 1: one six one text in four one of six one?

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Speaker 1: Do you have a horrible neighbor? Are you a horrible neighbor?

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Speaker 1: But I do remember though, with the same neighbor. And

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Speaker 1: one day our driveway was empty, so we weren't home,

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Speaker 1: but we came home to a probably about the size

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Speaker 1: of a double semi truck in length right in front

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Speaker 1: of our driveway. We couldn't pull in, we couldn't pull out,

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Speaker 1: and this truck, whatever it was, was there for twelve hours.

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Speaker 1: So I was so pissed. And I didn't know him

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Speaker 1: at the time, yet I text did him and then

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Speaker 1: I posted my text on my social because I was

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Speaker 1: so freaking put out about this, like he couldn't even

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Speaker 1: the next time that you want to block my driveway

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Speaker 1: all day, it would be nice if you gave me

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Speaker 1: a heads up. Yeah, and this is for me and hello, Hello.

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Speaker 1: I know, but This is shortly after we moved in,

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Speaker 1: and the way that he thought about us, he probably

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Speaker 1: to win and had the conversations life. I think they're

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