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Speaker 1: Another twenties. Hello, Yeah, all's up, who's ready to bag

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Speaker 1: some babes? Um? Excuse me? This is Scott right. I'm

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Speaker 1: your new roommate, dude. I'm sorry. Um, I don't have

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Speaker 1: a roommate yet. Um. No, dude, they emailed out the

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Speaker 1: roommate assignments just the other day. I'm staying with you

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Speaker 1: at the dorm. Bro. Are you sure? I don't think

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Speaker 1: I've gotten an email? Your name was what? Duff? Duff? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay wait so um I had to sell out a

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Speaker 1: form for a match for these for this dorm room.

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Speaker 1: Yeah did you do that? Yeah? Dude. Well, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be a mechanical engineering major. Yeah that's cool. Whatever. That

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean you don't like to party, does it. I

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Speaker 1: mean I don't really have much time for that. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to be in classes. What's your max? What's my mac? Yeah? Like?

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Speaker 1: How much do you squat? Like exercise? Yeah? Like? How

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Speaker 1: much do you live? Dude? I don't go to the gym.

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Speaker 1: I don't work out. I mean I run sometimes to

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Speaker 1: that thing. You don't work out, dude? No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't have the time for that. How are you

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Speaker 1: supposed to help me control my pythons. If you don't

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Speaker 1: work out you have a python. Yeah, I don't. I

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Speaker 1: got two twenty nine inch pythons, Dude. I named them

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Speaker 1: thunder and Lightning. Don't get caught between the storm off

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Speaker 1: you get it, bro Like I'm talking about my biceps.

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Speaker 1: M Hey, listen, Duff, I don't want you to take

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Speaker 1: us a wrong way. I think maybe we should see

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Speaker 1: if we can get a room change or something like that,

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Speaker 1: because I don't think that our lifestyles are gonna match up.

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Speaker 1: Bro Like, you don't understand, Dude, I pull some great

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Speaker 1: a tail like pri cut beef. That's all I deal with.

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Speaker 1: I already I have a girlfriend back home. That's not

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Speaker 1: a concern for me. I just want to help you

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Speaker 1: have a good time if we're going to be roomiest, Duff.

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Speaker 1: For me, a good time is getting good grades, getting

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Speaker 1: out of school fast, making money, and marrying my girlfriend. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's what I want to do. That's my goal right now.

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Speaker 1: No offense, But you seem like super lame or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I think I want to request the roommate change. How

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Speaker 1: can you? How can you say no offense when you

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Speaker 1: call me super lame? You're you're dumbest. I do not

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Speaker 1: want to be living with you. You know what's awesome, dude?

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Speaker 1: What is like we just met and we're going to

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Speaker 1: be roommates and we're getting in our first roomy argument together.

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Speaker 1: That's like a moment we should cherish, Bro that this

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Speaker 1: is the first and last roommate argument that we will

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Speaker 1: ever have. Duff. Okay. In fact, I'm going to hang

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Speaker 1: up right now and I'm going to call the whatever

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Speaker 1: the room and or department. I'm gonna figure it out,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna make sure that this is undone before

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Speaker 1: you call him. If you could do me one favor, Bro, well,

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Speaker 1: like one favorite, I'll let you go and you can

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Speaker 1: call him. You want me to do you a favor already? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just real quick, take your hand, place it like behind

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Speaker 1: your back, and pull the stick out of your ass.

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Speaker 1: You Scott, it's funny, Scott. What the are you laughing about? Scott?

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Speaker 1: This is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. What are you talking about? It's a joke, man,

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Speaker 1: Your mom set you up. She's thought to be funny

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Speaker 1: to prank you. Since you it's her first since it's

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Speaker 1: your first year in college, So you're saying I don't

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Speaker 1: have to be a roommate of a meadhead named Duff. No,

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Speaker 1: you actually get the roommate with his brother Dog. They're twins.

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Speaker 1: No big deal, weak up every morning withings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Gold Out his school, one hundred blocks one eight six

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Speaker 1: six moving ninety two five