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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready for Michael Oppenheimer? Absolutely, Dear Elvis Duran,

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Speaker 2: You've got to have mister Michael Oppenheimer make a phone

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Speaker 2: call for me. You know, your annoying phone telemarketer guy.

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Speaker 2: I want him to prank my grandparents. Oh no, pretend

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Speaker 2: you want them to switch cell phone companies. They're neurotic,

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Speaker 2: so they'll go insane. This is an email from Tina

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Speaker 2: in Scotch Planes. All right, scary is going to start

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Speaker 2: the call, is mister Michael Oppenheimer, and then Tina will

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Speaker 2: get in on the joke with her grandparents later on.

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Speaker 2: You guys ready, here we go. It's the phone tapping

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Speaker 2: with Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Patricia yar RUSSI please speaking.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Northeastern

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Speaker 3: Bell Transcontinental cell Phone Service.

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Speaker 1: I just re did my cell phone work from We are.

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Speaker 3: A new cell phone service that is on the horizon,

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Speaker 3: and we know you have a choice in wireless service,

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Speaker 3: so we'd like to interest you today and perhaps coming

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Speaker 3: over our way.

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Speaker 1: I can't because it will cost me one hundred and

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Speaker 1: seventy five dollars for each phone to close, and I

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Speaker 1: will not pay three hundred dollars for two phones.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Can we have an extensive collection of brand new

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Speaker 4: cell phones?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? No, no, I'm sorry, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, they each have an assortment of colorful face plates.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Yes, this is mister Michael up at Heima from the

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Speaker 3: Northeastern Bell Transconi.

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Speaker 1: Ask you please to stop calling. Don't call my home

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Speaker 1: or my cell phone please? Oh god, what do you want?

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Speaker 3: Yes, sir, this is mister Michael up at home in

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Speaker 3: Northeastern Bell trans Continental.

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Speaker 4: How are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: Bell Transfer?

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Speaker 4: What we do is we have a cell phone service here.

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Speaker 4: Now we don't want to We have an extensive selection.

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Speaker 1: Do not call my house no more.

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Speaker 4: Sir, we have an extension selection you, I said, no, sir,

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Speaker 4: Why are you being so rude to me? Hello? Friend? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Oh, yes, this is mister Michael.

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Speaker 1: I told you to stop calling my house. Now I'm

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Speaker 1: calling the Better Business Books. Soon as I get off

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Speaker 1: your phone number, I've got to report your ass Do

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Speaker 1: not call me a free voicemail, I said, don't call

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Speaker 1: me all more.

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Speaker 3: You holl about text messaging for two cents a message,

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Speaker 3: So not call me no more.

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Speaker 4: We have camera phones available.

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Speaker 1: You know you wait?

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Speaker 4: Listen.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to take care of your ass.

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Speaker 4: Do we wait? Calling caller, ID call awaiting.

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Speaker 1: You listen to me. I got the cops coming down

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Speaker 1: here now, so next time you call the police will

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Speaker 1: be here.

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Speaker 4: We're going to offer you a special package.

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Speaker 3: Today.

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Speaker 1: I told you not to call my house.

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Speaker 3: No more call ID call A waiting, call her idea

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Speaker 3: waiting three weight caller, idea waiting?

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Speaker 1: What are you that you didn't let me finish? I

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Speaker 1: don't want you to finish nothing. We're satisfying what we got.

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Speaker 1: Do not call my house no more?

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Speaker 4: In store sixty nine so you can identify annoying phone

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Speaker 4: prankers off you.

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Speaker 1: IDs you please do not call my home and on

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Speaker 1: the phone with the Attorney General. Now I'm going to

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Speaker 1: have something done with you have a restricted number or not.

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Speaker 1: You've called on my phone and everything. Get off my line.

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Speaker 4: We got word from your wireless service that you might

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Speaker 4: be wanting to poort out.

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Speaker 1: See I have a speaker phone on now and they're

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Speaker 1: listening to you. I don't want to be bothered. Now

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Speaker 1: listen to him talk please, I'm on my landline phone.

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Speaker 1: I hope you know. And if you call my landline

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Speaker 1: phone you'll see it's busy in there here and everything

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Speaker 1: you're saying right now.

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Speaker 4: Miss, this is a courtesy called. There's no need to

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Speaker 4: get crazy.

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Speaker 1: You please not to call fifteen times.

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Speaker 4: You wouldn't let me finish my sentences.

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Speaker 1: Listen to me what I want to know? What company

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Speaker 1: are you with?

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Speaker 4: Northeastern Bell Transcontinental Mission?

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Speaker 1: Listen here he is now you hear it?

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Speaker 4: This is mister Michael Avenheimer's it.

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Speaker 1: She's pissed.

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Speaker 4: Let's let her off. The hook started up?

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, let me write back. Please by las call

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Speaker 1: me back in a little while. I'm on the phone

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Speaker 1: with FCC. There's a man calling me from another company

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Speaker 1: and all he's doing is harassing me for every phone call.

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Speaker 1: He will not let me get out. He's calling me

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Speaker 1: on my cell phone. He's calling me on my home phone. Dammit,

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Speaker 1: Maybe did you hear did you listen to what he said?

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Speaker 1: Maybe he had something good. No, he's a new company

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Speaker 1: branching out. He wants everybody's business he can get, and

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Speaker 1: he's gonna spool you. Don't you understand. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to be bothered. Maybe it's really good. Maybe that's why

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Speaker 1: I try to me. It can't be good if you

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Speaker 1: can't get customers hunt well, don't get mad at me.

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Speaker 1: You know I can't take it no more.

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Speaker 4: Missus you Russie?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Is that you?

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Speaker 4: This is mister Michael Latnheimer aka Scary Jones.

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Speaker 1: Tina. If it's you, you're in big trouble.

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Speaker 4: Actually, your granddaughter Tina wanted to play a phone tap

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Speaker 4: on you.

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Speaker 1: Tina, You're in pick trouble, Tina, Tina, Grandma, Grandma. I

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Speaker 1: called dep c C Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 3: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 3: all participation the

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Speaker 1: Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show