1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: Hey guys, today's episode is brought to you by none 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:07,800 Speaker 1: other than Adam and Eve. Y'all hosts be asking us, 3 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 1: where do you get lub? Where do I get a 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 1: deal though? Where do I get some massage oils? Whatever 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: the funk you want, whatever you want to bring in 6 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 1: the bedroom, go to Adam and Eve dot com and 7 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 1: for a limited time only, you will get off just 8 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: about any item. When you select your one item at 9 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 1: fifty percent off, you will also receive three free adult 10 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:30,480 Speaker 1: DVDs plus a free mystery gift. I love Mr Gifts. 11 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: I don't never know what it's gonna be, but it 12 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 1: gets me excited. And to top it all off, they 13 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,280 Speaker 1: will even throw in free shipping on your entire order. 14 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,839 Speaker 1: So again, go to Adam and Eve dot com. Use 15 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:46,280 Speaker 1: code w D five zero. That's w D fifty zero 16 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 1: you already know at Adam and Eve dot com. Don't 17 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,600 Speaker 1: forget use it, let us know how it was, and 18 00:00:52,840 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 1: let's get on with the show. Hey motherfucker us. Hey guys, 19 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: welcome to yet another episode of Horrible Decisions. This is 20 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: your girl, Mandy b a k A Full Core Post 21 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: a k A Booty Bandy a k A Peggy buddy 22 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,040 Speaker 1: a k A debt bitch, and I'm sitting right in 23 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: front of just Reezy Okayezy, Hey guys, we're here. I'm 24 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 1: super excited. It's just us in the studio today. Um. 25 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,279 Speaker 1: Clearly I went out and was smoking and my boys 26 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: is just gonna be like this for the episode. I 27 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 1: feel like that's just Atlanta clubs, Bro, every time, every 28 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: goddamn time. Help but feel that crazy as you know 29 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: how to ask my a tech book for us, Bro. 30 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 1: I was trying to take my homegirl to your pictures 31 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 1: in the club. I said, oh, bitch, just too smoky here, 32 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 1: but you can't even see. It's like it's not even 33 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: a weed smell. It's a blunt smell black in miles 34 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 1: a southe swish of ship. It is what it eats. 35 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: I cannot. So I wanted to let you guys know 36 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: that somehow we are still able to experience new things, 37 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: although I know you think we didn't did everything under 38 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: the sun. I recently just did something new for the 39 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 1: first time, and I wanted to share with you guys 40 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 1: m because I actually enjoyed it and I think that maybe, um, 41 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 1: you guys listening, if you're may be scared to try it. 42 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know how much fun I had. 43 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: So I tried DPE for the first time. However, I 44 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: will say this was DP with only one person. Basically 45 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: I used one of my toys. Um. So I used 46 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: one of my dialdos that I had, and I did 47 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 1: pick the skinny one because I was scared. Um but 48 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,519 Speaker 1: me and Lawyer Bay have been seeing each other again. 49 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: Go figure out the picture and now Lawyer bays back 50 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: heavily in the picture. Um. But so me and Lawyer 51 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: Bay were together and he actually saw this in a 52 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 1: video and sent me the porns. So he tried my 53 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: ship on me. Was like, I want to try this, 54 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: send me the video. It was like Fat Booty Latino 55 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,800 Speaker 1: rides BBC. Of course, go figure but the video and 56 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:54,359 Speaker 1: the angle was fired. So basically in the video what 57 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,239 Speaker 1: she was doing she was writing the dick from the 58 00:02:56,280 --> 00:03:00,040 Speaker 1: back kind of like um reverse cow girl style, and 59 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:04,799 Speaker 1: and he put a dildo in her butt. So I've 60 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: always been wanting to try like d P. I'm nervous. 61 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,920 Speaker 1: His dick is huge. You've done I've never done it. 62 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 1: I've never done anything. I mean, I've done a thumb, 63 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: I've done a thumb and fingers. What's the thing I 64 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: used to use a lover boy, the thing that he 65 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,799 Speaker 1: would pressed the we vibe, we vibe, I've done what 66 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: we vibe? Yeah, I never tried it before. And so 67 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: I got one of my dial doos that looked like 68 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: a dick too skinny. It was a skinny one but whatever, 69 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: and so basically I was reverse cowgirls style on him, 70 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, I'm ready. I had to 71 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: get myself up, like I was super nervous. So I 72 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 1: pulled out lube and I literally damn never put the 73 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: whole bottle in my ass crack because I was like, 74 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 1: this needs to be looped the funk up? Were you 75 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: so much more worried about the dial though that was 76 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:55,440 Speaker 1: skinny with lube because his dick is ginormous, so I 77 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 1: know it was already filling my pussy hole and then 78 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,880 Speaker 1: it has something else also in asshole. At the same time, 79 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: I was just like, are they both gonna fit? Like 80 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: That's why I had to go The skinny round was different. 81 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: There are two different holes, but you can feel it, 82 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 1: bro Like he actually said he could feel the deal 83 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 1: though that was in my ass. He felt it rubbing 84 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,919 Speaker 1: on his dick. So I was just like, holy sh it, 85 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: like both my holes about to open. So then I 86 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: got really nasty. I love you both, and it's like, okay, 87 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: you have this super thin barrier. There was a super 88 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: and he feel it's on the other But because his 89 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:29,760 Speaker 1: dick is so big, I literally told him what has 90 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: definitely going in the pussy. We're not even putting that 91 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: in the asshole. And I said I got the toy 92 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 1: for that a But it was so great because I 93 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,840 Speaker 1: turned into like a little porn star like I literally 94 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,480 Speaker 1: was like, fill both my holes only because I know 95 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 1: they say it in porn. And it was so exciting 96 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 1: to say, like, oh my god, you're feeling both my 97 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 1: holes right now, and I love it. I was like, 98 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 1: you just snort, bitch. I'm was excited. I was like, 99 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 1: put it back in both my holes, fill them, and 100 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,160 Speaker 1: I just was I got it, some little porn star vibe. 101 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: I loved it. And so ladies, if you please have 102 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,920 Speaker 1: a lot of lube. My whole sheets was wet with loub. 103 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,600 Speaker 1: I was like, thank god, I ain't changing it before 104 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 1: you came over. I swear to god, I feel like 105 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: I put the white girl porn. I did because that's 106 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 1: my hole and some white girls my hole. I ever 107 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,359 Speaker 1: had any black woman or man to say anything to 108 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 1: me during sex about filling a hole. So that's the thing. 109 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: When I do finally watch straight porn. The gang bangs 110 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,520 Speaker 1: a lot of time, and because I love fucking black 111 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,960 Speaker 1: are interracial, so it's always the white women getting filled 112 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 1: by BBCs and they're like, oh yeah. So I didn't say, 113 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: oh my god, my deal dot was black and so 114 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,280 Speaker 1: was he, and I didn't use that wheezy so you'll 115 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,159 Speaker 1: be proud of me. I didn't say, oh my god, 116 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: you're because I know I'd be saying BBC big black 117 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 1: who I like him big and black dude. But I didn't. 118 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 1: You really told someone you like their black dick inside 119 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:55,359 Speaker 1: of you? Um, I'm definitely on se It's so weird. 120 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,880 Speaker 1: So I even said, so this guy that I dealt with, 121 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 1: actually that's separates. I just find it crazy that two 122 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 1: black people will say to each other that I love 123 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: the I definitely have mentioned the color of a penis. 124 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,599 Speaker 1: I actually also have total man, you have the most 125 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,719 Speaker 1: beautiful mushroom shaped head I've ever seen. Of all the 126 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: dicks that I've seen in my life. I love your money, 127 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: but but it's who I was yesterday that you know, 128 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 1: that's what I did, and it was I was like, 129 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: but it's so big. It's almost bigger than the shaft, 130 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,719 Speaker 1: Like it's a huge mushroom and it's just so beautiful. 131 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 1: So I said, you have a beautiful mushroom hand like 132 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,920 Speaker 1: it goes in and you're like and then suddenly the 133 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 1: rest of it and you're like wow. And then I'm 134 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,520 Speaker 1: not gonna lie something else that I realized he was 135 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: curved soft, but then it was hard straight. I didn't 136 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,560 Speaker 1: know you could be curved solved. I want to say 137 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 1: this hard like I've never sucked him. It's an insane curve, 138 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 1: but like you know who it is, and I don't 139 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,200 Speaker 1: want you to look at him if it's someone I know, 140 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,160 Speaker 1: and I don't want to. I want to see his dick. 141 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,279 Speaker 1: So I went one one of these niggs out here 142 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: see him. I was so curved and weird. It looks 143 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: like a was it bent? Did it? Is it born 144 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:19,200 Speaker 1: like that? Born? Like? Bro? When I saw it, like 145 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 1: he was sending me a video of this girl sucking 146 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: his dick, and I was like, dog, your dick is 147 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: like at an end. That's pretty my home girl showing 148 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 1: me another dick. That's a beautiful dick. That's a God 149 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 1: given dick. God damn, that's a beautiful dick. A wife that. 150 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: I just felt like, My God just doesn't He's fair 151 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 1: and just, and I feel like you just don't have 152 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,880 Speaker 1: it all. You have a dick like that, you're five ten, 153 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,880 Speaker 1: you have a dick like that, You have a wife, 154 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,520 Speaker 1: you have a dick like that, you have an STD 155 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 1: or you're just completely unavailable. You ain't shipped. I just 156 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: don't believe that good dick comes in good packages. Yeah, no, 157 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 1: I don't either. I'm thinking about it right. It just 158 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,800 Speaker 1: doesn't something it is always wrong with the nigga, Like, 159 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: why can't I just have you in your dick? Why 160 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 1: do you have to come with so much extra bullshit? 161 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 1: Good dick comes in bad packaging. Bitch, I need to 162 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,280 Speaker 1: be on a shirt hole. I do like that. It's 163 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:21,120 Speaker 1: a slogans, oh copyright me. Um, yeah, you have any 164 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:24,000 Speaker 1: update on you? Done, anything new or anything going on 165 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 1: with you? Bit nothing that would be exciting. My life 166 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 1: has been necessarily depressing lately, but um, you know, what 167 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 1: is one weird thing I've been going through a lot 168 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 1: of hard family stuff and I don't know if it's 169 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:44,320 Speaker 1: making me like less sexual, but I haven't masturbated. Oh wow, 170 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,840 Speaker 1: Like I I honestly am getting anxiety around doing it. 171 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,120 Speaker 1: Like I'm going through death in the family and I 172 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:54,960 Speaker 1: just feel like I can't enjoy anything right now. It's 173 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 1: really weird. I was telling my therapist and he was like, Oh, 174 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,679 Speaker 1: it's part of a grieving process, but it's not only grieving. 175 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,840 Speaker 1: You're working, you're traveling because of your family, and we 176 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,720 Speaker 1: have this sword, so it's also the stress. I feel 177 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,079 Speaker 1: like when I'm stressed or exhausted when I get in bed, 178 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,959 Speaker 1: I can't even masturbate when I lay in bed. I've 179 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 1: like tried to take the time for myself and I 180 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:14,480 Speaker 1: can't do it. Like I was talking to Beard Bay 181 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,199 Speaker 1: and he was like trying to get me into it 182 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,320 Speaker 1: and like send me a video and do this for 183 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,520 Speaker 1: me and that we're FaceTime, and I just was like 184 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,839 Speaker 1: faking it. Bro, I couldn't get into it, Like I can't. 185 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,480 Speaker 1: I feel like in person I could maybe if I 186 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,280 Speaker 1: was with someone I could, but like, I'm just super 187 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 1: stressed out because I feel like I'm never in new 188 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: York for more than like four or five days, and 189 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:37,600 Speaker 1: that ship is wild, Like I'm constantly out, I'm constantly 190 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,480 Speaker 1: on a plane. At the point where like the t 191 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,559 Speaker 1: S agents like now know me. You know how fucking 192 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,520 Speaker 1: terrible that is. It's not cool at all for them 193 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 1: to be like, damn you out again, Like I'm tired 194 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:53,240 Speaker 1: as fun, you know, and like I just think for me, 195 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,760 Speaker 1: dating is even getting more difficult. So that's even making 196 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:00,000 Speaker 1: me crazy. The guy may Angeline's party, he's like asked 197 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 1: me out a few times, and I've wanted to see 198 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,840 Speaker 1: him again, but I can't because I'm never here. So 199 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,560 Speaker 1: he's like, yo, you in telling Saturday, I wanta invite 200 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:09,920 Speaker 1: you to something. I'm like, no, I'm not. Okay, Well 201 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,600 Speaker 1: i'll catch you next Friday. Well I can't catch me 202 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,160 Speaker 1: that either, because I'm on like I'm not gonna see 203 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,080 Speaker 1: I know. And I feel bad too, because I really 204 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,120 Speaker 1: wanted to go to the movies. I saw Scotty Beams 205 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 1: says she wanted to go see a movie, and bitch, 206 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 1: I'm all Scotty Beams, that's just a girl. I saw 207 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,839 Speaker 1: her at a she she was sitting next to me 208 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: while I was playing spades and made me get Hella 209 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:30,679 Speaker 1: drunk Atdella's party shout out to Della. But even with her, 210 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,719 Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I want to take her to 211 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,520 Speaker 1: the movie. But then I look, Oh shoot, I'm gonna 212 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,800 Speaker 1: be in Atlanta. I hope she don't go see the 213 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,679 Speaker 1: movie before we get back. Caz had a birthday party 214 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,559 Speaker 1: this Friday, literally next door from my house, and I 215 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 1: couldn't even go in your here here. Do you know? 216 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,000 Speaker 1: It's crazy? Like my mom was saying it to me, like, oh, 217 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,800 Speaker 1: I bet you love it. You get to be in hotels, 218 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: you get to room service in and out. No, I 219 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:53,560 Speaker 1: want to be in my own fucking nowe bro. I 220 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,640 Speaker 1: can't even do home improvement right now because I don't 221 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,959 Speaker 1: have the time. Do you know what I did recently? 222 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,120 Speaker 1: This is so embarrassing. It sounds like I'm being bush, 223 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:05,480 Speaker 1: but I'm really not. You probably are. I'm not gonna 224 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,959 Speaker 1: say go ahead, go ahead, Bush, go ahead Bush. I've 225 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 1: been traveling so much that I've been just eating, like 226 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,120 Speaker 1: you know, ordering food, and then when I do cook, 227 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,560 Speaker 1: I've just got work the next that I'm just so 228 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 1: exhausted even fitting in the gym. Things like that. I legit. 229 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,239 Speaker 1: I couldn't do my dishes because it got so overwhelming 230 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,640 Speaker 1: that I task grabbed to have your dishes done. Yes, 231 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,240 Speaker 1: it's okay, I do handy for to clean my house. 232 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,040 Speaker 1: I got so you know what, it was just anxiety, 233 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,160 Speaker 1: like the maid is coming over. I just always wanted 234 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,520 Speaker 1: to say I had a maid. I do. I'll be 235 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:39,880 Speaker 1: on handy switching my address because you get like, like, 236 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,040 Speaker 1: she's amazing, she got a key to my house. She's dope, 237 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,840 Speaker 1: but she did just have a baby. So I'll be 238 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,280 Speaker 1: trying to be nice. You know what I'm saying. I'll 239 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,839 Speaker 1: be trying not to like hit her up last minute. 240 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,080 Speaker 1: So I taskeed dishes. That's real, ship. I ain't even 241 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,439 Speaker 1: gonna hold you now that you say that. So my 242 00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:56,760 Speaker 1: nail lady Kim got pregnant disappeared, bitch, I just went 243 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,200 Speaker 1: it Shelby. Shout out to Shelby, who does my hair 244 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,760 Speaker 1: here in Atlanta. But she was so excited to tell 245 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,600 Speaker 1: me she was pregnant, and I was like, what, you're 246 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 1: going to keep you all right? Everybody will be beyond 247 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,160 Speaker 1: the TV getting pregnant. I'll be like thinking, I'm so self, 248 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:18,240 Speaker 1: so dude, I'm telling you I felt bad, Lady Andrew, 249 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:22,200 Speaker 1: she has uh, I swear that wasn't me. I don't 250 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:31,800 Speaker 1: know what happened there. And we're back, so sorry you guys. 251 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:37,760 Speaker 1: We had a little bit of technical difficulty, a lot 252 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:41,600 Speaker 1: of difficulty trying to do so okay, so clean later, right. 253 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,640 Speaker 1: So I really love her. I found her on Task Rabbit. 254 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,200 Speaker 1: She's a Latina chick. He very young. And when I 255 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,760 Speaker 1: you know, I didn't after the third time, like, I 256 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,439 Speaker 1: don't like giving money to corporations like this, So I 257 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:53,480 Speaker 1: was like, listen, I know you can get taken off 258 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:58,200 Speaker 1: the app if you accept cash. However, I'm going to 259 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:02,000 Speaker 1: leave eighty dollar is here. I was going to only pay. 260 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay you like ninety on tasks Rabbit, and 261 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 1: I know you only gonna get a certain cut of 262 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,880 Speaker 1: that ship. Take it if you want, and cancel the 263 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,240 Speaker 1: ship if you want me to know, because like, I 264 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,360 Speaker 1: didn't know what to do. So she did it. Now 265 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 1: we're lit. She gotta keep in my crib and I'm 266 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,360 Speaker 1: really happy with her. However, I keep to the crib. 267 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,280 Speaker 1: The bitch had a baby, not the bitch. Now a 268 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,559 Speaker 1: woman had a baby, and I'd be really trying to 269 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,840 Speaker 1: finagle her Mandy. She'd be like, hey, like, you know, 270 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,440 Speaker 1: I can only come an evening. I'm like, just bring 271 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,400 Speaker 1: the baby. I'm all the baby up the stairs. Come 272 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,040 Speaker 1: clean you baby sitting for the man the day. I'll 273 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 1: holding this baby up the flights of stairs. I was like, listen, 274 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,679 Speaker 1: just put the prop the baby up. You know what 275 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,079 Speaker 1: I'm saying. Count your hours that you clean. I'll give 276 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,120 Speaker 1: a funk. Can you throw up for ship? Clean it up? 277 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,320 Speaker 1: Why do? Oh my god, I need you. I'm telling you, 278 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,600 Speaker 1: when you find someone good that you trust in your house, 279 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,600 Speaker 1: it's sucking lit. You know what I'm saying. I'd be 280 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:56,000 Speaker 1: having weed little buds around ship like that. Money you 281 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,400 Speaker 1: never know, like you just never fucking know. But I 282 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,760 Speaker 1: did hire the guy to do my shes and he 283 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,600 Speaker 1: came upstairs and he was like, so you hired just 284 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,520 Speaker 1: like one hour cleaning. You just want me to do dishes? 285 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:07,880 Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, just like dishes and like 286 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:13,400 Speaker 1: fold that stuff on the couch. I couldn't do it, 287 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,920 Speaker 1: like I just I can't. Sometimes cleaning gives me fucking anxiety. Bro, 288 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,720 Speaker 1: I literally have to be on some it's spring cleaning. 289 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,960 Speaker 1: Let me get my fabrieze out. Yeah, you know what 290 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,360 Speaker 1: I'm saying. Not even do you do you boil fab 291 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,280 Speaker 1: beloso in the pot or is that a ghetto thing? 292 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 1: That's what I'll be doing. It make that whole house 293 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 1: smells good. I'm gonna say. I used to do that, 294 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,280 Speaker 1: but now I got that Mayer ship. I like this ship. 295 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,000 Speaker 1: You know what that is. I got my lemon Verbona. 296 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 1: That ship. Well, everybody coming and here's justice. I'd be like, 297 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 1: I know, I mean, like I live in the Lorry says, 298 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,880 Speaker 1: So they got the little Latino bodegos. I mean not 299 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,840 Speaker 1: that they Aly, but like some are like Indian owned, 300 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: some are Arabic onn but Spanish people Spanish whatever. Sorry, 301 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,280 Speaker 1: you guys are dragging me for that. So I keep 302 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,760 Speaker 1: trying to say Latino. They'd be having that little mixture 303 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 1: and it's like light pink. It's not fabuloso, it's something else, 304 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,880 Speaker 1: but it's whatever the maye jus bro I'm thinking that. 305 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,520 Speaker 1: So I'm in the Bronx. I'm sure wherever I could 306 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,160 Speaker 1: go in the corner is good. It could take any 307 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,920 Speaker 1: stain out of anything. I swear. I think someone in 308 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 1: high school I thought I was pregnant. They told me 309 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,320 Speaker 1: to drink it to get rid of the baby. Like people, Okay, 310 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,360 Speaker 1: now that's going a little far. You always take ships 311 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,720 Speaker 1: so far, bro, you are not out here drinking bleach 312 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,680 Speaker 1: to have legal abortion. We a is not gonna be doing. 313 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,360 Speaker 1: It's like, what did they put on the Maybe I 314 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,080 Speaker 1: read and put some wind necks on it. Black people 315 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,680 Speaker 1: say put rob using. You went too far. People use 316 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,560 Speaker 1: that clean the ship anything. Just admit that you went 317 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,960 Speaker 1: too far. I didn't drink it, Mandy, I had a 318 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 1: real one. Oh my god. You know what, Let's go 319 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,280 Speaker 1: ahead and get into the Vanilla ship for this week. 320 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 1: The Vanilla Ship was sent in by one of our 321 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,920 Speaker 1: one of our listeners. Thank you so very much. Again. 322 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,040 Speaker 1: If you guys come across any type of sex in 323 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 1: the news, send it into us. We'd love to just 324 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 1: read new things that are going on around the world. Actually, 325 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 1: so earlier this month, a kick Start launched for love Sink. 326 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,640 Speaker 1: It is a product made for a couple um that 327 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,280 Speaker 1: you would use to indicate to your partner that you're 328 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:07,080 Speaker 1: in the mood for sex, so not with verbal communication, 329 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,280 Speaker 1: but with the push of a of a button. Reactions 330 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,400 Speaker 1: to the to the device which the kickstarter said was 331 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,560 Speaker 1: supposed to take the luck out of getting lucky. We're 332 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,600 Speaker 1: critical to say the least. Twitter burst forth with opinions 333 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,120 Speaker 1: as users referred to love Sync as a central hoardiness server, 334 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: rose to the device for trying to replace audible consent 335 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 1: for sex and called out its similarities to a raunchy meme. 336 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: Ryan and Jen c mitch Um or commick Mitch maybe 337 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:40,600 Speaker 1: the Mitch, the married couple behind love Sync, tells Business 338 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,120 Speaker 1: Insider that skeptics and the media are guilty of black 339 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,280 Speaker 1: or white thinking that is painting their product in a 340 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 1: poor light. We're not trying to stop people from talking. 341 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,160 Speaker 1: We're not trying to end the world. We're just trying 342 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,200 Speaker 1: to introduce a little fun dynamic to relationships. So and 343 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,560 Speaker 1: then it goes in further Again. This is from Business 344 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: Insider at Already one More. As explained and love sings 345 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,760 Speaker 1: mark geting material. The Mitches created the product to take 346 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,600 Speaker 1: the risk of getting rejected. When you want to initiate sex. 347 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,000 Speaker 1: If you're in the mood to have sex, you press 348 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:11,199 Speaker 1: the button. If both partners tap their buttons within the 349 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,639 Speaker 1: same fifteen minute consensus window, both buttons will glow green. 350 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,280 Speaker 1: To indicate that both parties are in the mood. I 351 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,880 Speaker 1: wanted to know your thoughts on that, because it's kind 352 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,600 Speaker 1: of weird. This is kind of some black mirror ship. This. 353 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,399 Speaker 1: White people should too. Definitely white people should, um which 354 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,960 Speaker 1: because I don't even have I don't even have batteries 355 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,640 Speaker 1: in my remotes all the time, I'm sure he's gotta 356 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,920 Speaker 1: have batteries. Honestly, I think if it's cheap, if it's 357 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,399 Speaker 1: like something that's like under thirty bucks or something like that, 358 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 1: I could see it being like a fun little thing. 359 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,560 Speaker 1: I e. Using coupons, the cop I love the little 360 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,359 Speaker 1: Valentine coupons, like you know, trying this in for a 361 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,199 Speaker 1: low job, things like that. I could see maybe that 362 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:49,119 Speaker 1: being used. But I I have to say, as someone 363 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,879 Speaker 1: that can be super PC, sometimes I kind of don't 364 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,280 Speaker 1: like that. It seems like, oh, you're taking away the 365 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,919 Speaker 1: verbal consent, Like we have to make something fun, like 366 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,680 Speaker 1: I've heard from so many listeners and much like you have, 367 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: like how do I schedule time to have sex with 368 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,760 Speaker 1: my partner? Blah blah blah, making it fun in that way, 369 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,080 Speaker 1: like if you're not using and abusing the button, I 370 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,399 Speaker 1: think it could be cute. Let me see if I 371 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,000 Speaker 1: can find the price, I will say so. One of 372 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,720 Speaker 1: the things that um this is supposed to do is 373 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,639 Speaker 1: to um kind of oh, never mind? How much is it? 374 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,640 Speaker 1: A set of love sync buttons across fifty seven dollars? 375 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,880 Speaker 1: A price that was ridiculed on social that's not too bad. 376 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 1: They believe the price is worth it when you realize 377 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 1: the benefits. Who thinks people would have to spend more 378 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,119 Speaker 1: than fifty seven dollars just to have sex once or 379 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 1: twice more. It's less than okay roses or a nice 380 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,199 Speaker 1: dinner out. I'm not gonna lie. I think that that 381 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,879 Speaker 1: price point is bad only because I think even the coupons, 382 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,880 Speaker 1: if you go and get the sex coupons, could those 383 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,360 Speaker 1: could be up to twenty dollars and they really don't 384 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:45,400 Speaker 1: get your ship, but what's your partner? So I actually 385 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,040 Speaker 1: think it's cute. However, with this podcast and something that 386 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,280 Speaker 1: we I will continue to push because this is something 387 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:53,840 Speaker 1: that I'm I hold very near and dear to my heart, 388 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,920 Speaker 1: with my friendships, with my relationships, with my partners, with 389 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,879 Speaker 1: my buddies. Is communication. So for whatever reason, if you 390 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,160 Speaker 1: feel like you can't communicate that you want more sex 391 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,159 Speaker 1: with your partner, or you feel like that's something that 392 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,919 Speaker 1: you can't talk about. There's the option of therapy, or 393 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,680 Speaker 1: maybe you guys just really talking about, hey, we really 394 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 1: aren't in sync with our sex schedule, maybe even just 395 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,280 Speaker 1: coming about making a sex schedule. We talk about this before. 396 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,800 Speaker 1: I think that it's kind of cute about the button 397 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,040 Speaker 1: because it's like not necessarily a sex schedule, but basically 398 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: what a schedule does is make you feel like something 399 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,879 Speaker 1: is on your calendar and like you get something. So 400 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,879 Speaker 1: if you both see this green light ready to go, 401 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,040 Speaker 1: and you know you have fifteen minutes to fucking between 402 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,440 Speaker 1: the time, like that the lights on, and I could 403 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,119 Speaker 1: see that making it it could be fun. When I 404 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:40,639 Speaker 1: lived with someone, I felt that I was annoyed at 405 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,560 Speaker 1: the idea of like, we're gonna have sex night, we 406 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,400 Speaker 1: gotta get this done tonight until I was doing it, 407 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,520 Speaker 1: so like sometimes I don't want to funk, and then 408 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 1: once I'm sucking, I'm like, oh yeah. So on the 409 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:53,359 Speaker 1: opposite end, let's say, in whatever relationship you've had, you 410 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 1: press the button because you want to have sex, and 411 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,439 Speaker 1: he maybe doesn't press the button because he's not in 412 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,680 Speaker 1: the mood. How do you think psychologically that affects someone 413 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,879 Speaker 1: who's now kind of seeing instead of just doing the 414 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,240 Speaker 1: assumption thing you're not seeing. Your partner doesn't want to suck, 415 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,000 Speaker 1: you know. That kind of is where I feel like 416 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,080 Speaker 1: it would have a negative assuming that people are asking 417 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,439 Speaker 1: and getting turned down anyway. Possibly so I mean you're 418 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,840 Speaker 1: getting rejected anyway. So I just feel like this solves anything. 419 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,560 Speaker 1: It just makes it fun, so I can see maybe 420 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,199 Speaker 1: the tablet it really does Legit make it fun. By 421 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,800 Speaker 1: the way, if you guys don't know what kickstarter is, 422 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:30,080 Speaker 1: it's basically like a go fund where it is company. 423 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,639 Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, we've been to get on Kickstarter. 424 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,800 Speaker 1: We don't know what we're gonna do yet. We treat 425 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,280 Speaker 1: is our kickstarter, okay, yeah, and I think that at 426 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,760 Speaker 1: least we do a little bit better. We give them 427 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:45,720 Speaker 1: ship kickstartering nothing just donate yea, thanks for donating. Um. 428 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,880 Speaker 1: But yeah, so I don't know if you'll a tour. 429 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 1: I think that that would be cute but also counterproductive. 430 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,480 Speaker 1: I feel like in what they're trying to do, I'm 431 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,680 Speaker 1: we don't think we're abnormal people. We have friendships with 432 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,360 Speaker 1: people just like everyone else. I think that they were 433 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,800 Speaker 1: just more sober, spawning to the negative response it ain't 434 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:09,399 Speaker 1: it ain't easy, it ain't easy comments, So we're gonna go. 435 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,360 Speaker 1: And the girl tell me I can't stand on all 436 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,720 Speaker 1: caps when you fucking kick your face with makeup, and 437 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,320 Speaker 1: I was like, I actually don't wear makeup. I'm literally 438 00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,359 Speaker 1: posting this picture to show you guys what I look 439 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,439 Speaker 1: like with it, thinking you know the makeup artist that 440 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,919 Speaker 1: did it for a show. I legit post mad pictures 441 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,040 Speaker 1: without makeup. I really don't wear it. Say I ain't 442 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,800 Speaker 1: got makeup on them. I'm like the whole that's half 443 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,960 Speaker 1: of eyebro And she's just like, just bitch, if you 444 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:37,240 Speaker 1: have nothing nice to say, why do you say? That's 445 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,280 Speaker 1: not how I posted a picture about to go to bed, 446 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,040 Speaker 1: and I was in a little nightgown and talked about 447 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,840 Speaker 1: how like, oh, I'm feeling really pretty. I just washed 448 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,359 Speaker 1: my face and I'm feeling cute with my bare face, 449 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,320 Speaker 1: and some girl put meanwhile, Mandy out here at l 450 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,600 Speaker 1: like a battie because you're in the club, and I'm like, 451 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,480 Speaker 1: what's the problem. Basically, like there was a response it's 452 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,640 Speaker 1: like and then someone else wrote and They're like, why 453 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:04,600 Speaker 1: is there that constant comparison of what one is doing 454 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,840 Speaker 1: versus together? So what I'm in bed and Mandy was out? 455 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,240 Speaker 1: You know how many times I've been out with Mandy's 456 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,120 Speaker 1: in bed. I'll say and tell y'all, Now, I don't 457 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 1: know if y'all are making it a thing. I don't 458 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,320 Speaker 1: know if y'all think there's a thing, But when I 459 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:17,760 Speaker 1: tell you, there is zero competition here. We not only 460 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,600 Speaker 1: are two different people, we dressed different, We have different friends, 461 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 1: we have different ideas of what's fun, We have so 462 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,000 Speaker 1: many She's she's y'all know, she's the fucking comedian out 463 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,119 Speaker 1: this motherfucking' ask. I can't even test her with the 464 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,560 Speaker 1: comedy ship. But I'm more so, you know, I just 465 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,480 Speaker 1: I'm here to talk, I'm here to educate, I'm here 466 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,600 Speaker 1: to have these conversations. So just let's not make this 467 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,840 Speaker 1: a competition, because damn sure, I'll be doing it with 468 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,359 Speaker 1: them because that guy motherfucker podcasts. No, but we're not 469 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,800 Speaker 1: gonna sit here called him out because they are friends. Uh, 470 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,439 Speaker 1: We're gonna go ahead and get into the you can 471 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,919 Speaker 1: go the week, guys. Now, this one, I'm super excited 472 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,679 Speaker 1: to talk about because maybe we can get further in 473 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,240 Speaker 1: a little bit too. Maybe. Actually, no, I'll bring up 474 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,800 Speaker 1: something else that happened to the live show. So it's 475 00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:00,119 Speaker 1: one from the live show. Um, it is auto nepi ophilia. Oh, 476 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,760 Speaker 1: the one that made me drink the breastmell. Yes, so 477 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Speaker 1: auto nepiophilia is actually the diaper bondage. It is a 478 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 1: specific form of submission that involves role play in which 479 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,040 Speaker 1: an adult regresses to an infant like state. Often, the 480 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,000 Speaker 1: adult performing the sexual fetish will wear a diaper and 481 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,679 Speaker 1: act like a baby seeking nurturing from their sexual parents partner, 482 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:26,359 Speaker 1: sorry not parents. This condition is also known as here's 483 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,919 Speaker 1: all these words that I'm not going to sit here 484 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,159 Speaker 1: and have y'all come from me yet. So psycho sexual 485 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,200 Speaker 1: is the only one that I could say, um or 486 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,199 Speaker 1: adult baby syndrome. So what's crazy is one of my 487 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,080 Speaker 1: home girls stood up in the middle of the live 488 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,800 Speaker 1: show because everyone was hitting her like bitch, this is yo, 489 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:46,240 Speaker 1: kick my bad and her man while they're fucking actually 490 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:50,080 Speaker 1: likes to suck his thumb. This may also be a 491 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,320 Speaker 1: form of maybe when you get into the baby talk 492 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,840 Speaker 1: and you're saying, oh my god, that dick is so 493 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,040 Speaker 1: cute a little tick stuff like that, or you do 494 00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,000 Speaker 1: the whole google gotta um and your head brought up 495 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,680 Speaker 1: on Sex and the City episode where Samantha the guy 496 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,000 Speaker 1: that said he loved her titty witties. And then then 497 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:10,480 Speaker 1: we started getting into this conversation at the show where um, 498 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,880 Speaker 1: you know, like what names do you like to be called? 499 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,199 Speaker 1: What names you're not like to be called? And this 500 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,880 Speaker 1: girl was like, oh, I don't like when a guy 501 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,200 Speaker 1: calls me a big girl. So Mandy was like, oh, 502 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,000 Speaker 1: let me come over. Cis like thought it was on 503 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,240 Speaker 1: some thick girl ship and the girl was like, I'm 504 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:25,119 Speaker 1: a hundred and twenty pounds, but I thought what you 505 00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,000 Speaker 1: were thinking too. But then it reminded me about the 506 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,000 Speaker 1: fetish d d l G, which I might just kind 507 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,439 Speaker 1: of into. So me and Jeeves used to do it 508 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,000 Speaker 1: a lot and still because you know, we tome. But 509 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,560 Speaker 1: he be saying like, um, you're a bad little girl. 510 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 1: Um what are you gonna do for daddy? And like 511 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,080 Speaker 1: a lot of like affirmation in this, like calling me 512 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:49,200 Speaker 1: baby girl a lot like just this very like nurturing thing. 513 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,719 Speaker 1: So it is some of like the daddy should we do? 514 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,240 Speaker 1: And that's the thing. She said. She was called big 515 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:58,320 Speaker 1: little girl or a little big girl, big little girl. Yes, 516 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,040 Speaker 1: so she took big as in weight, but it's just 517 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,040 Speaker 1: like bite, so can wet um. I don't think she 518 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 1: took it in the way I think. I think she doesn't. 519 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,399 Speaker 1: Because you said a name that you didn't like was 520 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,879 Speaker 1: fluffy fluffy. She's like, I don't like big girl and 521 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,880 Speaker 1: you like yeah, And she wasn't a big girl at all. 522 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,399 Speaker 1: But I can see why she didn't like that. I 523 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,960 Speaker 1: think get why she doesn't like that word. So we 524 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,480 Speaker 1: went through these little maybe nicknames too, because I look 525 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,159 Speaker 1: at the catnemes a little baby. I feel like you 526 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,359 Speaker 1: give like baby names, like things type of thing talking. 527 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,800 Speaker 1: I don't like baby talking. I don't like talking in 528 00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,520 Speaker 1: regular like when I don't see couples that are grown 529 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,000 Speaker 1: adults and they're like many or like I don't even 530 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,679 Speaker 1: like when couples maybe feed each other on dates, like, 531 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,760 Speaker 1: oh no, bitch, you're grown as me, you better feed you. 532 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,440 Speaker 1: I don't like full on feeding, but I think it's 533 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,119 Speaker 1: kind of you into that ship. Go ahead and give 534 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,960 Speaker 1: your nigga a bottle. Now, you know when you did 535 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,280 Speaker 1: be eating, you know, what I'm saying. You just be 536 00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,200 Speaker 1: like this and you'd be like, oh, it's so good baby. 537 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,120 Speaker 1: I mean like you want to try something, get your fork, 538 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,080 Speaker 1: you can try something. I do what my friends too. 539 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,440 Speaker 1: I'll like grab something, feed my friends. Actually, there's this 540 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,000 Speaker 1: place in New York, one of my favorite restaurants called 541 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,240 Speaker 1: bar Pete. It's in the West Village. You can't get 542 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:06,119 Speaker 1: reservations to go there. It's cash only. It's fucking amazing. 543 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,200 Speaker 1: So you get in there and all of the dishes 544 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,240 Speaker 1: are like fucking insane. I've taken all my friends there, 545 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,520 Speaker 1: so me and the guys we go. No, we're not 546 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,320 Speaker 1: friends because I've never been there. I never heard of 547 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,160 Speaker 1: a business meeting there. It's really good. So the food 548 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,399 Speaker 1: is so good. I'm like, bro, nobody is getting the 549 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,720 Speaker 1: same thing. I don't care, so we legit eight like this. 550 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,120 Speaker 1: Everybody was staring at us. We have four plates going around. 551 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,520 Speaker 1: It was me, the boys, and jeeves. I had a 552 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,960 Speaker 1: few bites of mine. I was like, okay, we change. 553 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,919 Speaker 1: We switched in the food like in a circle, and 554 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,160 Speaker 1: people are like, are these things? Like what the fun 555 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,920 Speaker 1: is going on? Bro? The food like it's so good. 556 00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,720 Speaker 1: I kind of find feeding and eating together like an 557 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,200 Speaker 1: intimate thing. I don't like when people are just over 558 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,520 Speaker 1: the top about anything, if you have baby names or 559 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,359 Speaker 1: something like that, like feeding to the point where we 560 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,879 Speaker 1: all have to stare at you in a restaurant relaxed. 561 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,040 Speaker 1: I don't like people even making out and going crazy 562 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,280 Speaker 1: when they're like in public like that, or at least 563 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,800 Speaker 1: trying to be seen when someone's private. You can tell 564 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,560 Speaker 1: people are leaving each other from a date or something 565 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,960 Speaker 1: like that and they go in a corner and they kids. 566 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,000 Speaker 1: I find that cute. I find that sexy. We're like, 567 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,879 Speaker 1: stop tonguing people down in the street. It's annoying. And 568 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,280 Speaker 1: you know, only not because I'm single, it's because you're gross. 569 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,720 Speaker 1: I only like baby talk. It's not even babies. I 570 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,560 Speaker 1: don't know. I think I only even do baby talk 571 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:19,400 Speaker 1: with animals me too, That's it. I really just only 572 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,680 Speaker 1: like I do, And then I'd be feeling bad when 573 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:25,600 Speaker 1: I do that ship to two babies. I'm like, I mean, like, oh, ship, 574 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,320 Speaker 1: I can't call you over like a dog. I don't 575 00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,560 Speaker 1: mean this one. I don't be hanging with babies, like, 576 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:36,160 Speaker 1: don't like this, come here, baby bro. I treat animals 577 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,520 Speaker 1: way better than kids. Yeah, no, me too, which is 578 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 1: I Legit was outside the other day and I think 579 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,159 Speaker 1: it was my work husband. He was doing something, talking 580 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,120 Speaker 1: to somebody or whatever. Somebody he passed the street. I'm bored, 581 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,600 Speaker 1: and I was looking around, like let me get on 582 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,120 Speaker 1: my phone, and I'm like, oh, I saw a dog 583 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,320 Speaker 1: crouch down, waited the whole forty seconds while his fucking 584 00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,840 Speaker 1: owner was trying to cross the street at a fulle conversation. 585 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,479 Speaker 1: I was like, you're so sweet, are you? You are? 586 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:09,159 Speaker 1: You don't do this? Don't Dogs? They have this innocence 587 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,919 Speaker 1: about them though, like kids, we know that they like 588 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:16,159 Speaker 1: dogs have innocence about them because pitbulls too. Yeah, just 589 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,679 Speaker 1: all dogs. Babies grow up to be assholes. Chihuahuas be 590 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,080 Speaker 1: looking me as fun, you know what I mean. They 591 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,879 Speaker 1: take all your money. You're fucking stretched out. But dogs 592 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,840 Speaker 1: are just like you know what I'm saying, Take me 593 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:31,200 Speaker 1: out on ship, baby out, I'm not playing well, guys. 594 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,280 Speaker 1: Before we get into our horrible decision this week, I 595 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,399 Speaker 1: want to let you guys know that our lovely episode 596 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 1: this week was brought to you by none other than Lola. 597 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,560 Speaker 1: Lola is a female founded company offering a line of 598 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:46,680 Speaker 1: organic cotton tampons, pads, and liners, and they now offer 599 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,480 Speaker 1: sex products to and y'all know we'd be looking for 600 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,720 Speaker 1: the sex product, and you guys, a lot of our 601 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:54,200 Speaker 1: listeners have already purchased them. All. Yeah, bro, the box 602 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,920 Speaker 1: they sent us, it's amazing. I'm gonna let you talk 603 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 1: before I get into the plussy whites, no problem. One 604 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,240 Speaker 1: of the big things about Lola that I like as 605 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 1: well is that Lola is a female founded company offering 606 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 1: everything that you could think of. So there's wifes, there's tampons, 607 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,480 Speaker 1: and it comes in a discreet box. We actually had 608 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 1: our box mailed to our studio and nobody knew what 609 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,600 Speaker 1: the funk we got. So I really liked that. Um. 610 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,720 Speaker 1: And so if you're one, if you're a person like me, 611 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,719 Speaker 1: who you guys know, I shared the story where I 612 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: was even ashamed to open up about my period with 613 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:27,120 Speaker 1: my mom. So even going to the store, they're still 614 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,280 Speaker 1: not shame and I don't want to say shame, but 615 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,320 Speaker 1: still get kind of, you know, weird about buying tampons 616 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,680 Speaker 1: and condoms. I don't know about you. Yeah, and they 617 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,640 Speaker 1: have condoms, So I like the idea that it's mailed 618 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,600 Speaker 1: to my house without ever really having to go to 619 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,040 Speaker 1: the s. By the way, with your purchase, they donate UM. 620 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,720 Speaker 1: Each purchase, they donate feminine care products to homeless shelters 621 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,200 Speaker 1: around the US, and I really like that. I hate 622 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,520 Speaker 1: to like SEG, but I have to. I watched a documentary, 623 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,720 Speaker 1: like a very short one with homeless women and how 624 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,920 Speaker 1: they went through menstruation. This woman was talking about how 625 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,000 Speaker 1: she go to fucking Bird or King to get napkins 626 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,080 Speaker 1: to like put there, Like it's wild, bro. So to 627 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,800 Speaker 1: know that, like companies is giving back, especially with products 628 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,400 Speaker 1: that aren't cheap to make, because you can tell if 629 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,920 Speaker 1: something's just good. It's not cheap to make. UM. But 630 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,240 Speaker 1: with our code, you can buy the pussy whites for 631 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,920 Speaker 1: six dollars. You already looked it up. I didn't because 632 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,280 Speaker 1: I mean, I know we got our box, but I 633 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,480 Speaker 1: was like, that's what else is on that. That's why 634 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,120 Speaker 1: I why I really fun with Lola though, and why 635 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,960 Speaker 1: I'm glad we're doing this UM sponsorship and partnership with them, 636 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 1: because to receive something and use it again in your 637 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,040 Speaker 1: personal life, it's sucking. It's dope. So guys, for forty 638 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,840 Speaker 1: percent off of all subscriptions. Visit my Lola dot com 639 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:40,560 Speaker 1: and enter promo code w d P when you subscribe, 640 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,360 Speaker 1: go ahead and use that ship. We're looking forward to 641 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,040 Speaker 1: maybe getting some maybe personal I would love to hear 642 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,040 Speaker 1: maybe some of our listeners. If you receive your Lola 643 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,000 Speaker 1: products and you have a review, please send those review 644 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,720 Speaker 1: you basically use that white I ain't know nothing we 645 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,960 Speaker 1: gonna happen, you know what I'm saying. I'm not saying 646 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,240 Speaker 1: nothing did happen, but I was. I was. I was, 647 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,040 Speaker 1: you know, I was with somebody and I was. I 648 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,479 Speaker 1: don't know what's gonna happen. I guess I can't take 649 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,760 Speaker 1: a shower. Oh you got you use it as a 650 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,120 Speaker 1: whole wife in your whole bag. The thing is, it's 651 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,400 Speaker 1: not a baby wipe ship like I still. I just 652 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,480 Speaker 1: smelled like nice and fresh. But they're individually packaged, so 653 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,920 Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying, you don't have to 654 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,840 Speaker 1: carry around that chunky box. And um, it was really 655 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,480 Speaker 1: nice and it just felt like right, Well, let's go 656 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,680 Speaker 1: ahead again shout out to Lola and again that's promo 657 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,400 Speaker 1: code w d P on my Lola dot com. So 658 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,080 Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead and get into the horrible decision 659 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,000 Speaker 1: this week. And I really feel like this resonates with 660 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,960 Speaker 1: all of our listeners, whether you're in a relationship, a marriage, 661 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,440 Speaker 1: gotta fun, buddy, got a friends with benefits, your unicorn, maybe, 662 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,000 Speaker 1: whatever the case may be, we want to talk about 663 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 1: the horrible decision today on ways to get around bad sex. 664 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,640 Speaker 1: So bad sex is subjective talking about this why there's 665 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,280 Speaker 1: there's ways to get around it, and I feel like 666 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,160 Speaker 1: we definitely need to give tips to people. I hate 667 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,000 Speaker 1: talking about it because some people can't get away from it. Bro, 668 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,760 Speaker 1: you just gotta work through it if you really what 669 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,640 Speaker 1: if you're really going through what if you really like 670 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,280 Speaker 1: a nigga and it's like the dick just ain't where 671 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,800 Speaker 1: you needed to be. Want the love of my life 672 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,160 Speaker 1: the Haitian dude I meant, and he had a dick 673 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,400 Speaker 1: like a bubble. He had a bubble dick. What's the 674 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,200 Speaker 1: dick like a bubble? It means it's so small that 675 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,360 Speaker 1: when he gets hard, it literally becomes a bubble because 676 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,720 Speaker 1: it doesn't form a full on shape. He was amazing. 677 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,000 Speaker 1: So at the time I met him was when I 678 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,520 Speaker 1: had like I had that ankle braces I'm done with you, 679 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,360 Speaker 1: of course, And like you know, I met him in 680 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,680 Speaker 1: the club like a month before and he was a 681 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,920 Speaker 1: drug dealer, but he was so dope, so sweet and dreads. 682 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,800 Speaker 1: He was really cute. I even remember his name. I 683 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,479 Speaker 1: was like, look, I can't go out with you places 684 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,480 Speaker 1: because like I have to cover my ship and like 685 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,760 Speaker 1: I don't really know what to do. So it was GPS. 686 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,400 Speaker 1: It wasn't like house arrest. Bro. He went to the mall, 687 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,880 Speaker 1: bought me ship that would cover it, long dresses, skirts 688 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,440 Speaker 1: that with an angle, boots, bought me a bunch of 689 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,040 Speaker 1: stuff because he's like, I want to take you out, 690 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,320 Speaker 1: like I want to do stuff with you. He was 691 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,760 Speaker 1: so sweet and he was gonna be bad. I knew it. 692 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,440 Speaker 1: I knew he was too cute and too great and 693 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,240 Speaker 1: like this one girl came up to me the night 694 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,640 Speaker 1: before I sucked him and she was like, girl, good look, 695 00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,440 Speaker 1: So so that's you brought up. Actually, the first thing 696 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,840 Speaker 1: that I want to sit here and say, well, one 697 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,200 Speaker 1: of the things that we can refer to sex as 698 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,440 Speaker 1: being bad is a size issue. So I will say 699 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,440 Speaker 1: this isn't going to little Dick Shane. Because I have 700 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 1: had friends that have stopped sucking with guys because their 701 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,640 Speaker 1: dicks were too big. So you can refer to sex 702 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,520 Speaker 1: as being bad because either a you didn't enjoy it, 703 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,400 Speaker 1: the partner didn't live up to your expectations, or you 704 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,040 Speaker 1: really just didn't orgasm, and unfortunately a lot of us don't. 705 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,240 Speaker 1: We also still even have considerably good sex even if 706 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,280 Speaker 1: we don't orgasm as well. Though, Yeah, did you read 707 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,600 Speaker 1: the thing online recently? It was like kind of circulating 708 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:38,200 Speaker 1: around Twitter about stopping the focus on orgasm. Did you 709 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,400 Speaker 1: see that there's this thing? It's an article or maybe 710 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,680 Speaker 1: a tweet, and like people keep filling in this thread 711 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 1: where someone said, we are focusing so much on the 712 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,600 Speaker 1: climax that we are not enjoying sex anymore because we 713 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,160 Speaker 1: feel like that's how it finishes, that's the goal, instead 714 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,120 Speaker 1: of just being in the moment, enjoying the person, enjoying 715 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,400 Speaker 1: the intimacy, like the com will happen. But it feels 716 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,160 Speaker 1: like we're all like trying to get the nuts so 717 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:10,239 Speaker 1: much that like that's just it. So what happens when 718 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:15,160 Speaker 1: you're not necessarily wanting the sex to end but they 719 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,520 Speaker 1: come too fast, which we've gotten a lot of letters 720 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,879 Speaker 1: about that that could essentially lead to someone qualifying sex 721 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,000 Speaker 1: as bad. I think that, um, not giving up on 722 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,279 Speaker 1: your partner is the biggest thing, like just because you 723 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,560 Speaker 1: catch your nut actually in one of those women and 724 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,200 Speaker 1: I really hate to admit it. That so I have 725 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,399 Speaker 1: multiple orgasms and generally on the third one, I can't 726 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,719 Speaker 1: suck anymore. Oh yeah, i'd be like I'm done really bad. 727 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:42,520 Speaker 1: But I've never left someone like in the for I'm 728 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,400 Speaker 1: so sorry to cut you off and cut this thing. 729 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,360 Speaker 1: I have to be really bad, but you cut yourself off. 730 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,680 Speaker 1: I mean, I know I do have to peet. I 731 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,480 Speaker 1: can't focus. Okay, all right, I'll continue. You want me 732 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:59,879 Speaker 1: to continue? Yeah, I drink? Yeah, you drank two of them? 733 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,960 Speaker 1: Is the bathroom? Sorry, y'all, I'm sorry. I have a pussy. 734 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,040 Speaker 1: I gotta use go ahead and his home straight down, 735 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,279 Speaker 1: make it right. So we're gonna go ahead and fill 736 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,239 Speaker 1: in with my homegirl, Tia Tia from Flint. Y'all, So 737 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,200 Speaker 1: go ahead. I want to ask you to what constitutes 738 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,120 Speaker 1: bad sex for you and how do you get over 739 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:22,600 Speaker 1: bad sex. I've had some, I've had some bad, some 740 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,919 Speaker 1: very bad sex, and then I've had some really good. 741 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:28,640 Speaker 1: What what makes sex very bad. Um, the whole experience. 742 00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,319 Speaker 1: It could have been, the size, it could have been, 743 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,480 Speaker 1: the chemistry was off. That's what I considered bad sex 744 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,879 Speaker 1: is the chemistry not being on like point. If we're 745 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,279 Speaker 1: not on the same page, and I don't know, like 746 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,000 Speaker 1: somebody that's not able to communicate, like Rey shy because 747 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,080 Speaker 1: they're so like in the oh my God, it's you, 748 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,160 Speaker 1: Oh my God. To finally get the I get most 749 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,080 Speaker 1: type of situation like oh my god, it's really happening. 750 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,200 Speaker 1: I'm like, dog, you talked to all this ship, text 751 00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,360 Speaker 1: all this ship like fuck me like you said. So 752 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,640 Speaker 1: this is what I think leads to that. So a 753 00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,799 Speaker 1: lot of us sex before having sex, and I think 754 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,840 Speaker 1: it's important because now you're getting to see where people's 755 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,040 Speaker 1: heart limits are, what they're into, what they're not into. However, 756 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,200 Speaker 1: a lot of people boost their sex capabilities in text messages. 757 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,719 Speaker 1: So what happens is we have very high expectations sometimes 758 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,000 Speaker 1: going into having sex with people, and they don't necessarily 759 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,920 Speaker 1: meet those expectations. They get their solves all worked up 760 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,480 Speaker 1: and then they finally get in the pussy. We've had 761 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,239 Speaker 1: a guy come on and say that sorry and then 762 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,040 Speaker 1: my my biggest what I would consider bad would be 763 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,600 Speaker 1: if he couldn't get it back up so we can 764 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,000 Speaker 1: go another round, Like, I get it, okay, you was excited. 765 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,960 Speaker 1: They're a little too two strokes and he was like oh, 766 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,799 Speaker 1: and I'm like, damn, that's it, And he like, baby girl, 767 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,879 Speaker 1: that's all you're gonna get up out of me? Right, 768 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,279 Speaker 1: I mean, we'll gre's that. There's that, but also with 769 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,719 Speaker 1: talking to men who maybe aren't able to get it 770 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,040 Speaker 1: right back up. So I just had sex with someone 771 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,520 Speaker 1: and we've gone three rounds before. He couldn't get back up, 772 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,120 Speaker 1: come to find out because he ain't eat. We want 773 00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,799 Speaker 1: to go eat breakfast. I left him. He came back 774 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 1: on me a picture. Oh he's up now. So you 775 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,040 Speaker 1: have to realize too, even if this is the first 776 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:08,160 Speaker 1: time of you meeting a guy, he's so excited that 777 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,799 Speaker 1: maybe he doesn't perform because he's so nervous. There's so 778 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,680 Speaker 1: much in the back of his mind. Now he feels 779 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,200 Speaker 1: like he gotta show out of that pussy because he 780 00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,839 Speaker 1: just said he's gonna break your goddamn back, and there's 781 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,239 Speaker 1: none of that happens. You're like, what is going on? 782 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,439 Speaker 1: I thought I was going to wheelchair about the room, 783 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,080 Speaker 1: you know what is going on. So one of the 784 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,640 Speaker 1: other things that I did put in there is the 785 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,480 Speaker 1: person is not as big a freak or on your 786 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,279 Speaker 1: same freak level. That is the most irritation in the 787 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,160 Speaker 1: world to me because I'll be That's why I say 788 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,040 Speaker 1: I need somebody that's on the same page as me 789 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,200 Speaker 1: when it comes to fucking, because I'll be wanting all 790 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,800 Speaker 1: of this extra ship and I keep meeting a timid 791 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,200 Speaker 1: shy who see me as an innocent so it's like 792 00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,920 Speaker 1: they're not really seeing that. They don't they don't think. 793 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,560 Speaker 1: I had to tell the Naga smacky like smack man like, 794 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,400 Speaker 1: right right, But I think that's also very good. As women, 795 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,719 Speaker 1: you're okay to ask for these things in the act. 796 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,520 Speaker 1: So that's something that I always do, like even when 797 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,920 Speaker 1: I was um so again, being that me and lawyer 798 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,120 Speaker 1: bear back kind of dealing, I've had to tell him, 799 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,000 Speaker 1: you weren't very vocal last time. I need you to 800 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:16,840 Speaker 1: talk more. I'm really into being vocal when I have sex. 801 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,400 Speaker 1: So whether we're calling names, whether you're asking me if 802 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,040 Speaker 1: I like it, whether you're telling me to take it, 803 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,560 Speaker 1: whether you're doing these things I need. I need a 804 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,839 Speaker 1: lot of very You know, I'm from Flint, so it's 805 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,600 Speaker 1: like I want that hood ship. I mean, I know 806 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,000 Speaker 1: I might not appear to be like that, so like 807 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:38,680 Speaker 1: people don't know how to take that girl, I gonna 808 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,880 Speaker 1: have to tell me some nasty ship. I'm trying to hear, like, 809 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,200 Speaker 1: I don't know. So have you ever been in maybe 810 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,680 Speaker 1: a relationship with someone who sex was bad and how 811 00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,160 Speaker 1: do you get past that or have that conversation. I 812 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,359 Speaker 1: personally can't be in a relationship with somebody that has 813 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,640 Speaker 1: past sex and that's just to cut off for me. 814 00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,600 Speaker 1: If that, if we can't good and we can't have 815 00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,680 Speaker 1: that Inmi Street, what the funk I'm doing being in 816 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,399 Speaker 1: a relationship with your eys. Don't give a funk about 817 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,439 Speaker 1: the money. I don't give an about the materialistic ship 818 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,680 Speaker 1: right by what you can do for me. If you're 819 00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,560 Speaker 1: dick not good, I can't deal. I can't. It's it's done. 820 00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:16,640 Speaker 1: It's so weird. I've really really liked guys, but sexually 821 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,879 Speaker 1: it just wasn't there, and I hated it because it's 822 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,400 Speaker 1: just like I would be, Yeah, it would be like 823 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,080 Speaker 1: I would be with you, but I know I'm gonna 824 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,520 Speaker 1: cheat on you. So now I know that we have 825 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,440 Speaker 1: to have an open relationship or a swinger scenario because you, 826 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,200 Speaker 1: your dick is not gonna keep me happy forever feelings. 827 00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,239 Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna play that game or just sit 828 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,239 Speaker 1: there and entertain the fact, because you gotta be that 829 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,120 Speaker 1: whole package in order for you to be my dude 830 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,840 Speaker 1: in the first place, for me to claim you and 831 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,160 Speaker 1: we being a whole relationship. Oh that did gotta be fabulous, 832 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,719 Speaker 1: but not fabulous dick. Yeah, I need that close to devil, Dick. 833 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,680 Speaker 1: I mean, I need to be this close to fucking 834 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,880 Speaker 1: killing a bit if I catch your talking to you like, 835 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,879 Speaker 1: I need to be that close to it. I don't 836 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,759 Speaker 1: want I don't if I'm not obsessed with that, Dick, 837 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,920 Speaker 1: I don't want it. I want to want to be 838 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,799 Speaker 1: Do I feel like men? I wonder if men feel 839 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,840 Speaker 1: the same way? Could I just get ahead not from y'all? 840 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,160 Speaker 1: Do you guys like want to feel like y'all need 841 00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,239 Speaker 1: the pussy in order to be with a woman, or like, 842 00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:12,520 Speaker 1: do y'all have that same response? Look, he said, yeah, 843 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,200 Speaker 1: both of them ship, So it's gotta it's got. This 844 00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:16,799 Speaker 1: is what we're doing, bitch, get your guys back onto 845 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,759 Speaker 1: my coach. Hey, so we got way back. Thank you 846 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,920 Speaker 1: t U, And I'll go ahead and share her Instagram 847 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,240 Speaker 1: see you. I can see the voice like a piss 848 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,120 Speaker 1: break like that oh I did recording cocktails bit, y'all 849 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,440 Speaker 1: was so drunk in here. Shout out to Kiki and Medina. 850 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,399 Speaker 1: Bitch they had. We were so drunk, I was learned 851 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,280 Speaker 1: by the end of them. They drank every drink almost 852 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,520 Speaker 1: a whole a whole bottle I had. We was making 853 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,680 Speaker 1: Moscow mules up in this bitch done, bitch, I said, 854 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,200 Speaker 1: y'all play So I can't drink liketly drink it so 855 00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,560 Speaker 1: much water because I'm so hydrate from we already can't 856 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,319 Speaker 1: get words right sober, I would not be sitting here 857 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,680 Speaker 1: trying to talk drunk. And you know when it's funny, 858 00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,400 Speaker 1: like when people come in there on our podcast and like, oh, 859 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,160 Speaker 1: we'll get anything to drink. Benson has been bringing alcohol 860 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,560 Speaker 1: for you guests, but I'm like, I don't want to. Yeah, 861 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,520 Speaker 1: I get really dumb, and I'm already pretty focused. So 862 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,200 Speaker 1: I was asking. I was asking tia Um, and I 863 00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:11,000 Speaker 1: think you've actually gotten into your relationships because the sex 864 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,839 Speaker 1: was so good. But I wanted to know if you've 865 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,680 Speaker 1: ever been in a relationship or felt like you couldn't 866 00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,240 Speaker 1: stop dealing you had to stop dealing with someone because 867 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,600 Speaker 1: of the sex being bad, and if that was communicated 868 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,879 Speaker 1: to them that you didn't enjoy. Never somebody great, I'll 869 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,800 Speaker 1: tell you that, Like if I've had chemistry with someone 870 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,160 Speaker 1: that's never happened to me. I've found that when someone 871 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:34,960 Speaker 1: is dope, we make it work, you know. But um size, 872 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,000 Speaker 1: Like besides that like crazy issue with him having a 873 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:41,960 Speaker 1: micro penis, which is an actual thing. Um No, mainly 874 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,680 Speaker 1: because I take a lot of time before I'm ready 875 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,279 Speaker 1: to fuck someone, only because I just I don't want 876 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,239 Speaker 1: to waste my time. I kind of like getting to 877 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:52,360 Speaker 1: know someone, getting that chemistry flow going. Some I'm generally 878 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,440 Speaker 1: so into them before I sucked him. But I have 879 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,840 Speaker 1: maybe talked about on the podcast before I used to 880 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,319 Speaker 1: suck this fireman in Orlando, and that was when Bennie 881 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,759 Speaker 1: was talking about shrimp Dick and we made the song. 882 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,880 Speaker 1: So when I was sucking him, it was amazing. I 883 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,480 Speaker 1: was having crazy organs, but he had a shrimp. I 884 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,600 Speaker 1: didn't remember that ship dog. I did not remember the 885 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:18,480 Speaker 1: shrimp Dick at all, and we were dating, stopped, I 886 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,279 Speaker 1: moved to New York, came back to visit, had sex 887 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,000 Speaker 1: with him and I was like what, I couldn't even 888 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,680 Speaker 1: feel it and I started crying after and then he says, like, 889 00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:30,160 Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? And I'm like, I've been waiting. 890 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,560 Speaker 1: But I will say, when you have emotions for people, 891 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,759 Speaker 1: it blinds you with bad sex, which is why I don't. 892 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,200 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold you like. That's why you gotta 893 00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,200 Speaker 1: get to know them. Dog. So let me ask you, 894 00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,960 Speaker 1: has anyone ever texted you because we just talked about expectations. 895 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,759 Speaker 1: We talked about communicating before having sex, which you said 896 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,200 Speaker 1: you do with your partners as well as myself. Have 897 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,919 Speaker 1: you ever gone into where your expectations was hot because 898 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,680 Speaker 1: they was talking so much shit and then they left 899 00:42:56,719 --> 00:43:01,040 Speaker 1: you kind of bad sex, which if I tell you 900 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,840 Speaker 1: who that was, No, don't tell me. I don't need 901 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:07,520 Speaker 1: to know. I'm gonna tell you. Oh, really, we have 902 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,920 Speaker 1: great sex. But when he comes, he stopped. You all know, 903 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,879 Speaker 1: why's she like? Oh said, y'are all like all y'all 904 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:20,560 Speaker 1: listening in a car and working out. We've had great sex. 905 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,000 Speaker 1: He's had a great size dick. But when he comes, 906 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,680 Speaker 1: he just kind of like is done, and I think 907 00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:28,680 Speaker 1: he notices that, oh and you want round, But I mean, 908 00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:30,479 Speaker 1: mind you. It's been a long time, but I could 909 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,160 Speaker 1: I vividly remember that, and I just kind of remember 910 00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,000 Speaker 1: him like turning over, kissing me and going to sleep, 911 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,560 Speaker 1: and I'd be like, nigga, what mind you? It was 912 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,400 Speaker 1: a long distance relationship. So I'm just like, I fucking 913 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,760 Speaker 1: came here for this, and like, I know you're fucking 914 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,000 Speaker 1: foot is broke or your ankles broke or the wrong 915 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:53,600 Speaker 1: with ennig, but like, come on, um, other than that, no, um. 916 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,440 Speaker 1: So actually pretty crazy because you don't realize how sometimes 917 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,239 Speaker 1: sex can improve. Right, So the Fireman I had sex 918 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,480 Speaker 1: with him as trash with scissors. I hadn't had sex 919 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,000 Speaker 1: with her in years, and we had sex. Thanksgiven when 920 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,840 Speaker 1: I came back and I was like, dog, are we 921 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,040 Speaker 1: just both better at fucking? Or like, what the funk happened? 922 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,000 Speaker 1: Are we just young and dumb? Or would we know 923 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,839 Speaker 1: each other's bodies? What the funk is this? And it's 924 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,440 Speaker 1: like when you can actually grow and learn some skill, 925 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,359 Speaker 1: that's a dope thing too, because that one sucking her 926 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,759 Speaker 1: in my early twenties right and now like, but you 927 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:25,400 Speaker 1: also become right, You become more confident with yourself, your body. 928 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,480 Speaker 1: You are a little bit more experienced. I told you 929 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,240 Speaker 1: even when I was seven, we were working for five years, 930 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,520 Speaker 1: and up until literally this year, five years later, we 931 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,040 Speaker 1: were still having some of the best sex. Like it 932 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,439 Speaker 1: just kept getting better and better and better and better. 933 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,840 Speaker 1: I don't think I've really had experiences where sex gets worse, 934 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,400 Speaker 1: you know, Like I think when I stopped to like someone, Okay, 935 00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,239 Speaker 1: but I'm saying in the moment, like I hear what 936 00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:49,640 Speaker 1: you're saying, that's true, that's very true. We don't like 937 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,000 Speaker 1: so any where you're done with the dick, you're done. 938 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,719 Speaker 1: But I think that like as it grows, as you 939 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,799 Speaker 1: learned how someone likes to come, things like that, it 940 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,000 Speaker 1: just gets better. I've had that conversation with Jeeves, were 941 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,000 Speaker 1: like I I could easily say he's the best sex 942 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:06,319 Speaker 1: I've ever had. And it's crazy, because did I ever 943 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,960 Speaker 1: tell you about the day the thing about how we've 944 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,920 Speaker 1: never not won a day without fucking. So we had 945 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,920 Speaker 1: this weird thing going on right when we were dating. 946 00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,160 Speaker 1: There had never been one day that we'd seen each 947 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,640 Speaker 1: other that we didn't have sex, and it was starting 948 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,960 Speaker 1: to become a thing that was almost scary, like I 949 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,600 Speaker 1: could have a fever and I was like, damn, we're 950 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,960 Speaker 1: not gonna fund. We would be on my period. Weel 951 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:29,000 Speaker 1: like something would happen the circumstances. We went out of 952 00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:30,920 Speaker 1: town in Staten Island to go see the show, came 953 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,520 Speaker 1: home all like, damn, we're too tired to fun. We 954 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,040 Speaker 1: still fucked and it was like, what the funk is it? 955 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,759 Speaker 1: And we had this crazy chemistry with sex, and we 956 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,279 Speaker 1: had sex a few months back, and he said to 957 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:43,760 Speaker 1: me like, yo, I am honestly scared, like this is wild. 958 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,000 Speaker 1: Like we're not dating anymore, We're seeing other people. I'm 959 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,040 Speaker 1: trying to date people I can't even get like I 960 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,600 Speaker 1: don't even want to funk. And he's like, it's just 961 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:54,560 Speaker 1: too good and it's scary, bro, And that really terrifies 962 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,480 Speaker 1: me for the future. When it's just like sex has 963 00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,800 Speaker 1: been too good, then now all sex is bad sex. 964 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,400 Speaker 1: That's why no it is, That's why I told you 965 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,600 Speaker 1: I legit am coming into wanting a partner, wanting to 966 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,839 Speaker 1: find a boyfriend, wanting to be with somebody, and all 967 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,799 Speaker 1: of the listeners when I go on I g Live, 968 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,520 Speaker 1: and the comments they're like sis. If you want a boyfriend, 969 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,200 Speaker 1: if you really want to speak that into existence, you're 970 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,080 Speaker 1: gonna have to draw seven sis. Because made it to 971 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,839 Speaker 1: where I didn't want to waste my time on dates. 972 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,719 Speaker 1: I didn't want to because I was scared to have 973 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,080 Speaker 1: bad sex because I was getting the same thing that 974 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,919 Speaker 1: we can do is genuinely like Tripp, like my mind 975 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,120 Speaker 1: tricked my pussy into thinking that dick wasn't a shrimp, 976 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:35,239 Speaker 1: and so like psychological HU start to like care more 977 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,080 Speaker 1: and I think it's like that. I think it could 978 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,640 Speaker 1: be better. Don't So let me ask you for the 979 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,120 Speaker 1: people who are in relationships, because this is again one 980 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:45,160 Speaker 1: of these. If you're stuck in a relationship and the 981 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,319 Speaker 1: sex is bad for whatever reason, he's not he's not 982 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,600 Speaker 1: big enough, he's not freaky enough, he doesn't fuck you enough. 983 00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,000 Speaker 1: What advice do you give to our listeners who are 984 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,160 Speaker 1: in relationships and the sex just ain't good. I think 985 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,160 Speaker 1: when you're stuck in a rut with sex and it's 986 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,399 Speaker 1: just not good or not getting enough for things like that, 987 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,640 Speaker 1: obviously you have to make sex become something that's exciting. 988 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,080 Speaker 1: Because the current idea that the person has of sex 989 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,640 Speaker 1: they're not interested in that they don't want to fuck you, 990 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,680 Speaker 1: or they're not too invested, and it's just like block, 991 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,560 Speaker 1: you have to reinvent what the fox sex is between 992 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,439 Speaker 1: the two of you, Right. So something I did once 993 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,520 Speaker 1: with a dude I dated. We weren't having bad sex, 994 00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:25,160 Speaker 1: but we just was becoming more boring. So he booked 995 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,000 Speaker 1: a hotel room and told me that I could pick 996 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,080 Speaker 1: up a key downstairs and that he'd meet me in there. 997 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,880 Speaker 1: And the whole thing was us to pretend like he 998 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,160 Speaker 1: was paying me for it, like he just had me come. 999 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,799 Speaker 1: And so I got there and I shook his hand 1000 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,600 Speaker 1: and I told him my name, and I was like, 1001 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,359 Speaker 1: you want to use a condom because if you don't, 1002 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,320 Speaker 1: it's extra. Even though we've been sucking for early years 1003 00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,839 Speaker 1: and it was like a really fun thing we did. 1004 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,920 Speaker 1: It was really playful and getting to know each other 1005 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,359 Speaker 1: and kind of just like trying to spark it up. 1006 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,000 Speaker 1: And there was times where like we got in and 1007 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,080 Speaker 1: out of the role play and laughed about ship. But 1008 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,640 Speaker 1: I think that if we can start doing that, if 1009 00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,399 Speaker 1: we can start making sex a little more are fun 1010 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:04,120 Speaker 1: when it comes stale then our partners are gonna want 1011 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,000 Speaker 1: to suck us more. We lived on that high of 1012 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,800 Speaker 1: that one hotel thing for like months, like it was mad. 1013 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,319 Speaker 1: I love that he was like, first of all, where 1014 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,440 Speaker 1: Sherry that was? I don't know where that Sherry. I 1015 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:17,880 Speaker 1: don't Sherry was your sex whole name like dirty Diana, 1016 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:22,640 Speaker 1: Like was Sherry Harry Hilson on porn Hub at the time, 1017 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:26,360 Speaker 1: Sherry Hilson. I think it's you know what I'm talking about. 1018 00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,920 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know what this is? No bitch 1019 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:33,319 Speaker 1: Sherry Hilson. So you said your name is Cherry. It 1020 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,719 Speaker 1: might be Cherry, but bitch. She finally because it's like 1021 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,439 Speaker 1: she looks like carry look can the can the camera 1022 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,080 Speaker 1: guy stop nodding his head, like, oh yeah, she's fired. 1023 00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:46,840 Speaker 1: And she did this one she as Sherry Hilson. So 1024 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,640 Speaker 1: you know, I like Boukocki and that's how I found her, 1025 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,160 Speaker 1: except she did the Bukocki. I don't like. It's when 1026 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,440 Speaker 1: they get all the white men in a room when 1027 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:56,440 Speaker 1: they do this southern thing. I can't watch that. They 1028 00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:02,960 Speaker 1: wear like fucking Confederate flags. Oh not bro, But I 1029 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,080 Speaker 1: didn't know what it was. I just typed in bou 1030 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,560 Speaker 1: cocky right. I saw this scene and I was like, 1031 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:11,520 Speaker 1: oh this about and then yeah, I got crazy. That's 1032 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,080 Speaker 1: one of those where you end up in a goddamn 1033 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,560 Speaker 1: rabbit hole. I was like, goddamn, born na, try to 1034 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:19,000 Speaker 1: just pull her up. Carrie Hilson feature in Sherry Hilson 1035 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,279 Speaker 1: and their unofficial music video because the way they have 1036 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:27,000 Speaker 1: an unofficial it ain't loaded. Well, I'm gonna look her up. 1037 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,680 Speaker 1: She's working hot. I'm gonna watch it. I'm down for it. 1038 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,319 Speaker 1: She's really fine. I just love any porn where women 1039 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:39,279 Speaker 1: are like good looking. When I'm like me, don't she 1040 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:43,280 Speaker 1: looks like Carrie Hilson. I know she's It looks pretty 1041 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:48,080 Speaker 1: as funning Kitty's is perfect. Hold on her in a 1042 00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:51,359 Speaker 1: video with Carrie Hilson. Y'all get the funk out of here? Ya? 1043 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,799 Speaker 1: What is wrong with poor hub? Y'all looking porn hub 1044 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:59,359 Speaker 1: comments supposedly their first cousins. I am dead do you'll 1045 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,759 Speaker 1: be reading the poor hub comments? I love it. I 1046 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,799 Speaker 1: read the porn hub comments to see what I'm gonna 1047 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,919 Speaker 1: like and maybe giving you a minute mark at the faith. Yeah, 1048 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:13,239 Speaker 1: I'll be looking at um. So I will sit here. 1049 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,600 Speaker 1: I want to sit here and give a huge shout 1050 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:18,800 Speaker 1: out to save On from the Joe Bunddon podcast. Shout 1051 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,960 Speaker 1: out also the porn Hub. Apparently porn Hub listens to 1052 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,279 Speaker 1: the Joe Bunden podcast, so they got all these free 1053 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,080 Speaker 1: codes for premium, and he gave me free premium for 1054 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,840 Speaker 1: a year, So now I get to watch all the 1055 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:32,080 Speaker 1: porn videos I couldn't watch. Bitch, it is little that's 1056 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,960 Speaker 1: supposed to be a dollar with that, you gotta pay 1057 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,520 Speaker 1: the star ones. I'm gonna or star Bitch, I got 1058 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:40,319 Speaker 1: that ship. It's not our Save No Bitch month. That's 1059 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:44,000 Speaker 1: a lot, girl, it was I can't you're gonna pay 1060 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,759 Speaker 1: for porn. I feel like you should pay the porn 1061 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,839 Speaker 1: start directly. I feel like that would be better if 1062 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,960 Speaker 1: you do porn or sex work. Let us know. Um 1063 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,400 Speaker 1: oh so I didn't know. I heard thought about the 1064 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,879 Speaker 1: Oh yeah. The best porn Hub comment I've ever seen 1065 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,560 Speaker 1: was amateur porn And there was TV in the background 1066 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,160 Speaker 1: and these niggas of the comments was like, yo, I 1067 00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:04,400 Speaker 1: love that episode of Family Guys out of here, and 1068 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:08,200 Speaker 1: then they kept talking about Peters a crazy. I don't 1069 00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:12,120 Speaker 1: know the part of the actually, if you go to 1070 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:16,000 Speaker 1: amateur porn I actually like when they play music because 1071 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,319 Speaker 1: then I can know what here this was filmed. But 1072 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,799 Speaker 1: but I like when it's hip hop music, so bitch, 1073 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,120 Speaker 1: I'll be watching like them sucking the like Young Thug. 1074 00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,640 Speaker 1: But you like this song? I could put this song too. 1075 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,279 Speaker 1: I like hearing rap music on porn. I don't know why, 1076 00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,600 Speaker 1: but it makes I love it. I've always said I 1077 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,000 Speaker 1: don't care why people have music in the background of porn, 1078 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,279 Speaker 1: like it sounds so bad. Who can get off to this? 1079 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,160 Speaker 1: I need to hear the moment. I never thought people 1080 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,200 Speaker 1: were no. I like only hip hop music though, but 1081 00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,800 Speaker 1: that's just me. In your porn, raise your hand. I 1082 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,799 Speaker 1: don't like the dude did it, But y'all like, like, 1083 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:50,080 Speaker 1: look y'all cool that they fucking in Young Thug playing 1084 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,880 Speaker 1: a bit. You're like, oh, this's a bob bro. I 1085 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,920 Speaker 1: even hate created music that's just like a nice like 1086 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,960 Speaker 1: like you know that. Do you know passion h D 1087 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,439 Speaker 1: passionate GEF you haven't a soft core music. I don't 1088 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,560 Speaker 1: like porn music, and so this is the thing too. 1089 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,040 Speaker 1: So I'm one of those when I watch porn, I like, 1090 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,120 Speaker 1: watch a couple of seconds, then I fast forward and 1091 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, he's still sucking dick. Were twelve minutes 1092 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,160 Speaker 1: in then I keep going said, he's second, Oh yeah, 1093 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,920 Speaker 1: he's second. You know, I watched porn. So then as 1094 00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,239 Speaker 1: I'm watching and I'm fast forward in it, bitch, when 1095 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,400 Speaker 1: they have the rap music, it go from Young Tha 1096 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:24,320 Speaker 1: the Little Wayne. So I'm catching all these different bops 1097 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:29,319 Speaker 1: while I'm watching porn. It's back home smoking. Are you 1098 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,359 Speaker 1: taking that dick though? Hold on, this is I don't 1099 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:37,800 Speaker 1: like that music. Wait that only. I don't think a 1100 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,720 Speaker 1: lot of black porn has that type of music unless 1101 00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:45,839 Speaker 1: it's like really well produced. This is no. No, let's 1102 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,759 Speaker 1: check out another score. I'm not listening to that motherfucking 1103 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,480 Speaker 1: music anyways. Look what this is, passion h d let 1104 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,520 Speaker 1: me see it. Black has any Now, black doesn't put 1105 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,880 Speaker 1: music on when they'd be fucking black. You hear the 1106 00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,239 Speaker 1: moans and the talking. They have an intro music, Yeah 1107 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,600 Speaker 1: they do, they do. It's right before, but it's right 1108 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:10,000 Speaker 1: you know. No, it's last night went out and I 1109 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,719 Speaker 1: was about to say it happens when the skid goes on. 1110 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:16,440 Speaker 1: Jessica and Taylor didn't even want to go no, but 1111 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:23,200 Speaker 1: I wanted the black dog. But they act that needs 1112 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,399 Speaker 1: so fine. Bro the one with the tattoos, pitchy fin 1113 00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:30,960 Speaker 1: he following him, followed him on Instagram. Bro look at him. 1114 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,719 Speaker 1: I know he's beautiful. He looks he looks all types 1115 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,879 Speaker 1: of players. They didn't make it, girl, that's exactly so 1116 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,920 Speaker 1: he went to interview him. I would love to he's 1117 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:44,960 Speaker 1: in l A. We'll set it up. Jason Love Love 1118 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,560 Speaker 1: got look love Jason Love. Y'all. He looked like, yeah, 1119 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,880 Speaker 1: basketball didn't make it and went to the streets. Brood 1120 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,759 Speaker 1: who was his team? But first of all, somebody don't 1121 00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,839 Speaker 1: wear pr Now they need to do this. They need 1122 00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,319 Speaker 1: to set up. I love him. I want to talk 1123 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:03,759 Speaker 1: about him and be given that contact. Okay, player regarding 1124 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:09,279 Speaker 1: a Jason Love interview for May in l A. Boom 1125 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,280 Speaker 1: set it up. Okay, look, we put in a management 1126 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,279 Speaker 1: own blast. Anyways, guys were gonna go ahead and really 1127 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,680 Speaker 1: quick head into our homemail before we get out of here. 1128 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,560 Speaker 1: The first one I wanted to read is actually um 1129 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,960 Speaker 1: from a woman and she so I was supposed to 1130 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,320 Speaker 1: find the feedback from the girl from the episode one hundred. 1131 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,120 Speaker 1: She didn't respond, but I couldn't find it, so I 1132 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,239 Speaker 1: have to honey, if you can DM me again, we'll 1133 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,640 Speaker 1: put your update on. But this one was great. She's 1134 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,240 Speaker 1: a quick story. I've recently been having the best fucking 1135 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,520 Speaker 1: sex of my life, and while I was over at 1136 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,520 Speaker 1: a dude's house, I saw links to trans porn. Now 1137 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,520 Speaker 1: I would have totally tripped before, but I played it 1138 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,879 Speaker 1: cool and was all smooth about asking him about it. 1139 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,480 Speaker 1: I didn't want him to feel attacked or embarrassed, so 1140 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,560 Speaker 1: I brought up porn and said we should watch a 1141 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,040 Speaker 1: little something together before we got started, and I brought 1142 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,960 Speaker 1: up categories and what we liked, and it went over 1143 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,239 Speaker 1: so smooth, swear on everything. If it wasn't for your 1144 00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,920 Speaker 1: podcast and the topics you all discussed, I would have 1145 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,560 Speaker 1: and so close minded and lost someone who's been putting 1146 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:06,600 Speaker 1: it down on me. So thank you. And we're gonna 1147 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,960 Speaker 1: get anal toys because this bid has been too scared 1148 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,040 Speaker 1: to try anal. Just some love and appreciation for what 1149 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:16,120 Speaker 1: the two of you bring to women everywhere. So I'm 1150 00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,520 Speaker 1: so glad you wrote that. This last homemail is saying 1151 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:24,279 Speaker 1: advice needed. Wait wait, I wanted to recap from the girl. Yeah, 1152 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,520 Speaker 1: I couldn't find it. It's in my d M S 1153 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,400 Speaker 1: and I forgot the screenshot and did I have fucking 1154 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,120 Speaker 1: seven thousand screenshots and it didn't find I know I'm 1155 00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,000 Speaker 1: gonna have to find it, but this was last minute 1156 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:36,560 Speaker 1: because BHO canceled on us once again, so I couldn't 1157 00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:40,600 Speaker 1: find it next episode. Hey ladies, I came across your 1158 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,880 Speaker 1: podcast a few months ago and have been hooked ever since. 1159 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,680 Speaker 1: I'm a bit nervous to reach out to you all, 1160 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,719 Speaker 1: but you only live once, right. My husband has been 1161 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,120 Speaker 1: deployed for seven months and it scheduled to return soon. 1162 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,760 Speaker 1: Since he has been gone, we have taken up sexting 1163 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:56,000 Speaker 1: and face time teasing. When he gets home. I planned 1164 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,279 Speaker 1: to suck his soul out of his dick for you. 1165 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,840 Speaker 1: That's not the problem. The problem is I can't swallow 1166 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,000 Speaker 1: or stomach him coming in my mouth without spitting it 1167 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,200 Speaker 1: out immediately unless I'm drunk. I'm the type of person 1168 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,320 Speaker 1: who can't eat bananas, jello pudding, or anything cream filled 1169 00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,000 Speaker 1: because of the texture. The texture of nut makes me 1170 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,200 Speaker 1: want to vomit. I love sucking his dick and I 1171 00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,040 Speaker 1: do a damn good job, but I feel like a 1172 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,680 Speaker 1: buzz kill when I gag and have to spit it 1173 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:21,600 Speaker 1: out immediately when we are sober. It's not the taste 1174 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,560 Speaker 1: of its cume. It's just the texture, not even jello. 1175 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,560 Speaker 1: I want to swallow. I want to swallow his seeds 1176 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:31,160 Speaker 1: upon arrival, but I'd like to do it sober. Any tips, thanks, ladies, 1177 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,360 Speaker 1: She says, she don't even eat jello put in hope. 1178 00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,680 Speaker 1: Why do you have to swallow if you don't like it? 1179 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,400 Speaker 1: I don't know. So the in the texture, depending on 1180 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,680 Speaker 1: your partner, is not the same, has real watery consistency. 1181 00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,400 Speaker 1: And then I've sucked someone else and it was a 1182 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,200 Speaker 1: little thicker, and I was like, I'm not used to 1183 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:55,319 Speaker 1: the us. This was at all. I want to see 1184 00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:59,160 Speaker 1: something seem inconsistency. How does that play a part? But 1185 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,200 Speaker 1: it's not even about the taste, she said, it's literally 1186 00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:04,600 Speaker 1: the consistency. I don't know how. I don't normally thick, 1187 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,360 Speaker 1: whitish luid. However, several watery semen is a sign of 1188 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:11,160 Speaker 1: low sperm count. He do smoke hellow weed. He'd be 1189 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:14,320 Speaker 1: smoking weed while I's like a dick. Do that makes sense? 1190 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,480 Speaker 1: Low sperm count? Okay? Yeah, his is really smooth and 1191 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,360 Speaker 1: like it's not it's not thick at all. Hold on, 1192 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,760 Speaker 1: let me just see what people are talking about. Can't 1193 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:30,440 Speaker 1: swallow semen taste. It's consistency, bro, So have you ever 1194 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:33,800 Speaker 1: had a consistency that bother? Madame noir? Okay, I like 1195 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,200 Speaker 1: me too. I just kind of want to see what 1196 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,240 Speaker 1: people say and then we can give our input, because 1197 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:41,800 Speaker 1: I would say, don't do it if you don't like it. 1198 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,240 Speaker 1: So I don't want to give that advice. And it 1199 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,000 Speaker 1: seems like that's not what she wants. She wants to 1200 00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:49,720 Speaker 1: like it. I know. Here's the thing that's crazy, Like 1201 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,720 Speaker 1: it seems like when giving head never gag or say, 1202 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,360 Speaker 1: when you know semens in your mouth, you know you 1203 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,440 Speaker 1: wouldn't want him doing the same of you. However, if 1204 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,880 Speaker 1: it's that unbeary full, excuse yourself and spit it out 1205 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:03,360 Speaker 1: and of the room, bro, that sounds even awful advice. 1206 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:11,040 Speaker 1: Excuse yourself. Um, why can't you. I'm not a swallower, 1207 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,120 Speaker 1: but I've never had anyone have a problem with it, 1208 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,360 Speaker 1: because I'd be making the ship look nasty. I'll put 1209 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,360 Speaker 1: it in my mouth and I'll spit it back out 1210 00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,160 Speaker 1: on their dick and I'll play with it. And you 1211 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,040 Speaker 1: can't do that. That's that's good advice, So then it 1212 00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,000 Speaker 1: doesn't necessarily have to stay in your mouth. I don't 1213 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:29,000 Speaker 1: like to swallow. I don't know why. It's not the consistency. 1214 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:30,960 Speaker 1: I just don't like swallowing. I like to know what 1215 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:35,840 Speaker 1: them things go. So I'm just saying I like to 1216 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,840 Speaker 1: have a full account of all million of the babies, 1217 00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,240 Speaker 1: and they am my throat. What is it like a 1218 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,640 Speaker 1: million babies? Right? We did the count? Is it a 1219 00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,960 Speaker 1: million babies? Damn? What is it? What is it like 1220 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:49,480 Speaker 1: seventeen thousands, seven hundred thousand and seventh something? I don't 1221 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,640 Speaker 1: know how many babies come out with it? Back out 1222 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,280 Speaker 1: on the dick and love that because I like that, 1223 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,640 Speaker 1: and then I kind of still and then I'll the 1224 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,160 Speaker 1: balls if there's no semen on there. So it could 1225 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,000 Speaker 1: act like I'm doing, I will say what you did 1226 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,200 Speaker 1: it um read was actually good advice. Don't make it 1227 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,000 Speaker 1: seem like it's disgusting in front of him, using yourself 1228 00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,800 Speaker 1: as kind of weird. When you can spit it out, 1229 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,800 Speaker 1: I know, because this is a this is a nice 1230 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,600 Speaker 1: clean way TwixT yourself. You have to do that. It's 1231 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,640 Speaker 1: not really that bad. Right now, you might have to 1232 00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,160 Speaker 1: deal with it in your bath and do that. I'm 1233 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,600 Speaker 1: gonna drink this water, and then I have to figure out, 1234 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,200 Speaker 1: like what am I know it's not so this is 1235 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,240 Speaker 1: This is a tip that I can give you because 1236 00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:25,200 Speaker 1: I've done it. No, no, it doesn't even have to 1237 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,880 Speaker 1: be like that. When he comes, he probably passed out anyway, 1238 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,160 Speaker 1: laying on the bed. Oh my god, so dick all 1239 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:35,520 Speaker 1: flaccid laying out. No, so slowly get up off the bed. 1240 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,120 Speaker 1: And when you go to the bathroom, you can still 1241 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,120 Speaker 1: run the water. Spit it while you run the water, 1242 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:41,960 Speaker 1: but come back with a warm rag to wipe his dick. 1243 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,720 Speaker 1: Nigga's love warm warm rags. They like when you can 1244 00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:47,200 Speaker 1: clean them off after you have sex. It like makes 1245 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,440 Speaker 1: them feel like a pamper, king or whatever. I know, 1246 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:51,520 Speaker 1: it's what Just put it on your face. I don't 1247 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:55,360 Speaker 1: even get it. But she wants to swallow. You can 1248 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:56,880 Speaker 1: put it on your face. But I'm not gonna lie. 1249 00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,240 Speaker 1: You know, I don't like seeing sperm, so I'll be 1250 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:03,360 Speaker 1: telling niggas, Oh, you're so nasty. I don't like see income. 1251 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,760 Speaker 1: So maybe that's also why I like to swallow face. 1252 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,000 Speaker 1: I don't know your chips. I was just gonna say that, 1253 01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,560 Speaker 1: like putting these cities does? Does she want to swallow? 1254 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,520 Speaker 1: You're not giving her the advice. She's looking forward. I'm 1255 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,800 Speaker 1: trying to tell her to go around it. The consistency 1256 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,600 Speaker 1: isn't gonna change. But you can't even eat a jello yeah, 1257 01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:24,800 Speaker 1: or put in damn, it's throat. It might be her throat. Yeah, 1258 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,800 Speaker 1: I'm trying to see how many is in there. A 1259 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:33,040 Speaker 1: fertile man produces between forty million and eighteen hundred million sperms. 1260 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:36,760 Speaker 1: Get total. That's the whole life though, right, Yeah, so 1261 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:40,360 Speaker 1: the majority produced between forty and sixty million sperm cells 1262 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:43,840 Speaker 1: per milli leader, giving an average total of eighty to 1263 01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:48,880 Speaker 1: three hundred million per sperm per ejaculation. Three hundred million sperms. 1264 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:54,800 Speaker 1: That's a lot. We was off, We say, that's exactly 1265 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,120 Speaker 1: what the funk it is. That's a lot. Anyways, go 1266 01:00:57,160 --> 01:01:00,360 Speaker 1: ahead and let them know about three hundred million chances 1267 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,360 Speaker 1: to get pregnant. Throw me down the stairs, bitch, I'm 1268 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,280 Speaker 1: not this, we are not. You have gone too far 1269 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:10,440 Speaker 1: yet again. Let's go ahead. You tired home, You're too hard, No, bitch, 1270 01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:13,000 Speaker 1: were too tired. Go ahead, am, go ahead, go ahead 1271 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:18,680 Speaker 1: and say what tell them about Patron. Yo, We're on 1272 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:24,160 Speaker 1: tour and that's why anyway we will know what I 1273 01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:25,560 Speaker 1: got it. Let me get it out. I had it 1274 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:29,320 Speaker 1: in my head. Patreon is the reason that we're on tour. Okay, 1275 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:33,840 Speaker 1: here are our tour dates so that you know them. 1276 01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,000 Speaker 1: Tomorrow or no, yesterday was our New York show. That's right. 1277 01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:40,560 Speaker 1: So the ones that are upcoming are in Chicago March. 1278 01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,920 Speaker 1: If it's already sold out, try to check our Instagram. 1279 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:46,360 Speaker 1: We always the day before a show will post something 1280 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,080 Speaker 1: since the shows have been selling out saying hey, if 1281 01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,240 Speaker 1: you can't make it last minute, blah blah blah, come 1282 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,480 Speaker 1: sell your tickets here. So check our threads if you're 1283 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:54,400 Speaker 1: looking for tickets to shows that are sold out. We 1284 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,920 Speaker 1: always do that the day before a show. No refunds, 1285 01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,120 Speaker 1: but we do do that so you guys get a 1286 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,720 Speaker 1: chance to sell your tickets following at show. We're gonna 1287 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:05,200 Speaker 1: be in Houston on April. Come see us there. Miami April. 1288 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:11,120 Speaker 1: We're gonna be in l A March eleven, May, and 1289 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:15,360 Speaker 1: then and then Toronto. We'll be wrapping up May eight. 1290 01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,880 Speaker 1: And this is all thanks to Patreon. This is a 1291 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,920 Speaker 1: platform where you can join our community, get an extra 1292 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:24,640 Speaker 1: bonus episode every Monday after the regular show, three episodes 1293 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,080 Speaker 1: a month. We have some really cool content on there, 1294 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,760 Speaker 1: a lot of secrets that we don't share, a lot 1295 01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:30,720 Speaker 1: of diary posts, a lot of blogs, a lot of 1296 01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:32,320 Speaker 1: ship we do, a lot of ship talking. We do 1297 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:34,680 Speaker 1: one there. It's really dope. And if you are at 1298 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,480 Speaker 1: the highest here, it's five dollars a month to get 1299 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,880 Speaker 1: those three bonus episodes. At fifteen bucks a month, you 1300 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,760 Speaker 1: can help produce an episode of the show. Get on 1301 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,600 Speaker 1: a call with me and Mandy. Tell us what you 1302 01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,280 Speaker 1: want to hear, tell us what you don't like, tell 1303 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,960 Speaker 1: us what you love, tell us what needs to be 1304 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,160 Speaker 1: in Horrible Decisions that hasn't been done yet. And we 1305 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:54,000 Speaker 1: also will send you some merch as well. So check 1306 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,680 Speaker 1: out a clip from our Patreon episode tell Us. If 1307 01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:00,000 Speaker 1: you love it, I'm sure you're going to join. Subscribe 1308 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:03,920 Speaker 1: every Monday back. This has been yet another episode of 1309 01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:11,280 Speaker 1: poor Decisions Memory, and it's so fucking embarrassing. I used 1310 01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,280 Speaker 1: to hunt this girl named Kristen and lived down the street. 1311 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:16,440 Speaker 1: I used to roll a blade to her house and 1312 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,360 Speaker 1: we went on this website looking for Brittney Spears, but 1313 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:23,360 Speaker 1: we spelled Brittany wrong and it landed on porn. So 1314 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,520 Speaker 1: whenever I wanted to hunt Christian, I tell her, let's 1315 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:28,720 Speaker 1: go look at Brittany. Actually, I would love to talk 1316 01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:32,240 Speaker 1: to her about it. Now we're friends on Facebook. Yeah, 1317 01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,880 Speaker 1: we would just say, let's go Brittany. My mom thought 1318 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:39,480 Speaker 1: we were talking about like Britney Spears. Oh my god. Yeah, no, 1319 01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:43,960 Speaker 1: I don't think like to me masturbating when I was younger, 1320 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:45,920 Speaker 1: I think it was a lot like how it is now. 1321 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:48,000 Speaker 1: I masturbated at night before I went to sleep. Oh 1322 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,520 Speaker 1: my god, yo, like did I come? And I got lucky. 1323 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,760 Speaker 1: I was the oldest of three, so my two younger 1324 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,840 Speaker 1: sisters shared a room. I had my own room pretty 1325 01:03:55,880 --> 01:04:00,520 Speaker 1: much my whole childhood. I used to do this other 1326 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,400 Speaker 1: thing with this guy that I couldn't have sex. It 1327 01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:06,160 Speaker 1: was it was how we fought. Man, it's that nigga. 1328 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:07,920 Speaker 1: We used to do this hot dog ship where he 1329 01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,880 Speaker 1: would slide his dick like buy my clip, but not 1330 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,480 Speaker 1: fuck me. And yeah, but we didn't have sex. Me 1331 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,320 Speaker 1: and him never fun. He would just rub it up 1332 01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:17,280 Speaker 1: on my ship. It was so great, but I was 1333 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,720 Speaker 1: like so scared to have sex. Yeah, we would call 1334 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,160 Speaker 1: it hot dog because it would be like dick in 1335 01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:23,360 Speaker 1: between your cheeks, but it wouldn't be that happens now. 1336 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,080 Speaker 1: That's why little dicks, because they legit will slide out 1337 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,360 Speaker 1: and niggas think they sucking me and they sucking my thighs. 1338 01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:31,080 Speaker 1: I just get really wet and thegould be like sucking 1339 01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:33,000 Speaker 1: my thighs. I'm like, you're not even in my hole anymore. 1340 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,360 Speaker 1: It's crazy, like I need a big old day. That 1341 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:38,280 Speaker 1: was like legit and mutual masturbation, which is the kink 1342 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,800 Speaker 1: of the week, Like, oh now this want to keep 1343 01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:46,480 Speaker 1: following sea. By the way, I did not know segue 1344 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:50,120 Speaker 1: was spelled not like the actual segue motor thing. It 1345 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:53,000 Speaker 1: spelled seg How do you spell segue? But don't sit 1346 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,680 Speaker 1: here and try to do this c G w A 1347 01:04:55,920 --> 01:05:02,080 Speaker 1: Y No, it's not why why wait Christopher and James 1348 01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:06,040 Speaker 1: got on my act. They probably looked up another language encyclopedia. 1349 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:09,000 Speaker 1: Bit no, so like segways felt like s gu or 1350 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,600 Speaker 1: some ship, it is not s G. I promise you 1351 01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:14,480 Speaker 1: there's seg whatever, but it's not segway like w A 1352 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:18,760 Speaker 1: y segue was e I G H. I'm trying to 1353 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,960 Speaker 1: pull it up, but there's no signal in here. But 1354 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,400 Speaker 1: hold on, let me explain. Can you look at segue? 1355 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:26,000 Speaker 1: How do you spell seg not like we're spelling it. 1356 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:34,400 Speaker 1: Segue was a word before the segways, yo, sego. Oh, 1357 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,320 Speaker 1: that's probably why my phone be trying to put the 1358 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,480 Speaker 1: little red lines under it. And I'm like, bitch, I 1359 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:45,080 Speaker 1: know this is right. Oh I found it segu He said, yeah, 1360 01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:48,360 Speaker 1: but it says to move without interruption. And then the 1361 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:53,320 Speaker 1: actual someone put is it segue or segue? And then 1362 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,920 Speaker 1: on dictionary dot com it says most of the commonly 1363 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:59,200 Speaker 1: confused words in English are old pairs segway, segue, let 1364 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,760 Speaker 1: me segue to a new topic. The word you want 1365 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:04,439 Speaker 1: to use is s e g u e. The other 1366 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:07,760 Speaker 1: segue is actually a trademark. It's a motorized too we 1367 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:10,960 Speaker 1: personal vehicle. I bet you didn't want to learn this 1368 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,919 Speaker 1: there in the kick of the week. Bitch, we out 1369 01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:15,080 Speaker 1: here giving. But wait, you think they're gonna think we dumb? 1370 01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,600 Speaker 1: Think no, because you'd be liking to see here and 1371 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,080 Speaker 1: make it seem like I'm the dumb one one, but 1372 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:23,480 Speaker 1: you are smart one. I'm definitely the smart one. I 1373 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,520 Speaker 1: am the smart. We're not gonna do this. Go to 1374 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:27,760 Speaker 1: the kick of a week. Follow you a little outline? Now, 1375 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:34,520 Speaker 1: what genitalia was the other? What genitalia is? You know it? 1376 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,240 Speaker 1: But I was wanted to make sure I was saying 1377 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:40,400 Speaker 1: the correct word, because that's like you knew pam dazz nigga. Bitch. 1378 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,720 Speaker 1: First off, there is a order of the planets that 1379 01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:45,520 Speaker 1: we're supposed to remind it that has to do with 1380 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,480 Speaker 1: pizza and your mother and ship like that. But it 1381 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,920 Speaker 1: wasn't pam d but so it is because bitch, I'll 1382 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:53,880 Speaker 1: know my math home. Well, how are you gonna explain abode? Bitch? 1383 01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:56,360 Speaker 1: First off, I'm not in Paris or France, so why 1384 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,600 Speaker 1: the fund? Am I supposed to know what French words are? 1385 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,640 Speaker 1: How are you gonna explain living? Though? That's a spell? 1386 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:06,000 Speaker 1: You know, English is the hardest language to learn. Well, 1387 01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:09,320 Speaker 1: it's really Chinese, but actually it's not even Chinese. I 1388 01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:13,840 Speaker 1: think it's like Cantonese or damn no, Mandarin that's the hardest. 1389 01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,640 Speaker 1: But when people from other countries have to learn English, 1390 01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,800 Speaker 1: the way we do our words and stuff is still 1391 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:23,320 Speaker 1: very very difficult. Mandarin, which is a la what do 1392 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:27,120 Speaker 1: you think it's second and third probably Japanese, a Japanese 1393 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:30,800 Speaker 1: no Japanese Mandarin, and what probably Cantonese or one of them. 1394 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,760 Speaker 1: Others sharebic okay Arabic. I can see that, yes so. 1395 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,280 Speaker 1: But English is up there too, people, one of the 1396 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:40,280 Speaker 1: most difficult as we've seen for spelling and writing in words. Yes, 1397 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:45,360 Speaker 1: it's very tricky. Bitch, bologny, it's spout balogna lasagna, it's 1398 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:48,680 Speaker 1: about lasagna. But why do they do what I'm saying? 1399 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:54,480 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. See what I'm talking about, phonetics, bitch, 1400 01:07:54,840 --> 01:08:02,800 Speaker 1: hardest fun so bor whatever, it's good, you know what 1401 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:05,520 Speaker 1: I mean. That's some other language though. So the kick 1402 01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:08,959 Speaker 1: of the week is mutual masturbation. Actually talked about this before. 1403 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,000 Speaker 1: We have we never done as a king, but um 1404 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,040 Speaker 1: I asked the girls on the phone for some stories. 1405 01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:16,519 Speaker 1: The girl China says he would have a story with 1406 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,719 Speaker 1: a name China. Right. She met the guy I'm bumbled 1407 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,160 Speaker 1: in the summer. They didn't have sex, and all he 1408 01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,680 Speaker 1: wanted to do was mutual masturbation with her because she 1409 01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:28,080 Speaker 1: said he wasn't ready for sex. And I wonder how 1410 01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:30,840 Speaker 1: tired of watching you jerk off? I would grow because 1411 01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,720 Speaker 1: I want to do it as like a novelty, like 1412 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,960 Speaker 1: for fun. I don't want to do it like instead 1413 01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:39,639 Speaker 1: of getting sucked. So this is something that I don't 1414 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,280 Speaker 1: think I've really ever done, Like I'll jacking it off, 1415 01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,000 Speaker 1: but if I'm jacking you off, I'm stroking your dick, 1416 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:46,840 Speaker 1: We're gonna fuck. Um. I think something that I think 1417 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,479 Speaker 1: about because masturbation to me, unfortunately, and this is probably 1418 01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:51,880 Speaker 1: going to desensitize me in the future. I'm already sure 1419 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:55,920 Speaker 1: of it. I can only come through visual stimulation, so 1420 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:56,880 Speaker 1: I can't masturbate with