Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 1: you claim. Give us time and aid turmanol engage aid.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome
Speaker 1: you back home. Tell us all about it. We scared her?
Speaker 1: Was it fine?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chriss m welcome to Do you need
Speaker 3: a ride? This is Chris Fairbank.
Speaker 1: This is Karl Gareth.
Speaker 3: We are in Silver Lake, Silver Lake, heart of Silver,
Speaker 3: like the heart of it, knowing because we're by the
Speaker 3: Silver Lake Lounge. Yes, and the Silver Sun liquor store.
Speaker 3: Made popular by the Silver Sun Pickups, a indie rock band.
Speaker 4: Who you here?
Speaker 1: They are now walking?
Speaker 3: They are I'm so glad he's maintained his side mullet
Speaker 3: also made popular if camens.
Speaker 1: If a woman in the Midwest had that haircut, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, yes, absolutely, But it's Silver Lake and it's
Speaker 1: a boy in a tiny jean jacket what looks like
Speaker 1: a baby's jean jacket, And so you're like, hey, it's
Speaker 1: a band.
Speaker 3: If he was in Salem right now and I'm not
Speaker 3: talking to Oregon, there would be a trial without a jury, Yes,
Speaker 3: and it would involve Pitchforks being on fire because that
Speaker 3: guy is an indie rock witch. We are about to
Speaker 3: pick up UK comedian Chris Martin.
Speaker 1: What's that going to be?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: I known absolutely nothing about this person he is.
Speaker 3: I did a podcast with him. They are also on
Speaker 3: He and this guy Carl Donnelly, who was in the UK.
Speaker 3: Somehow they did it with technology to where it seemed
Speaker 3: like he was in the room on the audio wise,
Speaker 3: I could hear him in my ears. I was wearing
Speaker 3: a weird headset thing. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: You're in an isolation tank.
Speaker 3: The science of it. And then some guy punched me
Speaker 3: in the stomach like Wodini. It's very I came to
Speaker 3: and they said you're like the David Copperfield of Who
Speaker 3: of Whodini's Day, which I thought was weird because I
Speaker 3: would think Whodini would be the Whodini of Whodini's Day.
Speaker 1: Of Houdini Day. Yeah, when is Whodini Day this year?
Speaker 1: Is it on a Sunday?
Speaker 3: It's right after Grandmaster Flash day.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that thing? Sorry, but this is a sidebar.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing is there's a trend where all these
Speaker 1: grandmas accidentally tag themselves as Grandmaster Flash on Facebook, and
Speaker 1: someone's made a compilation of all the times it's happens.
Speaker 1: It's it's like family picture, and then it says Grandpa
Speaker 1: and Grandmaster Flash.
Speaker 3: It's so great. That means that they happen to be
Speaker 3: friends with Grandmaster Flash.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a fan, they're family friends. But it's funny
Speaker 1: when you switch names.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love it. I'm going to turn down the air.
Speaker 1: Is there air sounds?
Speaker 3: There's air sounds, but that's only because and if people
Speaker 3: need a reminder, we are in a moving vehicle.
Speaker 1: We're in a moving vehicle. It's February, but it's Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: so it's eighty degrees outside.
Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, sorry, if you're asked deep in a snow
Speaker 3: bank Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Not our fault that you moved to Minnesota.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're too scared to leave you two. You're too
Speaker 3: attached to scraping your windows and getting yelled at by
Speaker 3: your Grandmaster Flash.
Speaker 1: And you just can hear the clicks of people. Fuck you.
Speaker 1: This d D subscribed unsubscribed. I believed Schnyder.
Speaker 3: Oh have you heard d Schneider's podcast. It's all about
Speaker 3: hair and weightlifting.
Speaker 1: It's all just tube socks. He's weird, huge.
Speaker 3: You know. I hope that him pulling out you Episcopal
Speaker 3: doesn't affect the popularity of the sister's music. Thank you.
Speaker 3: I almost said iron Maiden. He seems more like he's
Speaker 3: a maiden to me.
Speaker 1: He is. He's a maidenlike Chris Martin.
Speaker 3: No no, And I'm worried about making that joke. I'm
Speaker 3: sure he'll be like, oh, I've never heard that one before,
Speaker 3: Bloody rich. Why it's me Chris Malton from the radio's
Speaker 3: code play, I'm a real radio head.
Speaker 1: Oh damn it, Oh damn it. That's not the bands I.
Speaker 3: Keep promoting and competitors band with calling me what I am,
Speaker 3: which is a radiohead. And then those blokes came along
Speaker 3: with lazy eyes. I'm so Australian. All of a sudden, really.
Speaker 1: Quick, I'm totally on the wrong street. Right. We're now
Speaker 1: in historic Filipino town. You know you've made a terrible mistake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you delve into their history, here comes a car.
Speaker 3: We are doing a three point term. Do you remember
Speaker 3: we we I don't remember. Do you want me to
Speaker 3: look up the address again?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I just think that I turned down. You know how
Speaker 1: I like to do where I just go down.
Speaker 3: One street roundabouts.
Speaker 1: It's a little roundabout her. You know, it's Sunday afternoon,
Speaker 1: and uh I.
Speaker 3: He'll be fine. We have plenty of time to get
Speaker 3: him on his aeroplane.
Speaker 1: Okay, good.
Speaker 3: But I had so much fun on that podcast. They
Speaker 3: were so great. You and I like to riff. I
Speaker 3: say something, maybe it doesn't make sense. You go with
Speaker 3: it anyway, I.
Speaker 1: Make less sense.
Speaker 3: Together we are reportive. It is sense. Let's spoke cohesive. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's how I felt with Carl and Chris. It was
Speaker 3: really fun. They were really sweet. We covered a thousand topics,
Speaker 3: never really concluding one, and that's how I like to
Speaker 3: do it. It was really fun. So basically I feel like
Speaker 3: I was on the UK version of Do You Need
Speaker 3: a Ride? But in a studio.
Speaker 1: God, this is like having an exchange student in high school?
Speaker 1: Did you ever have an exchange student?
Speaker 3: My mother had two Japanese girls living in the basement,
Speaker 3: but it was never explained to me why they were
Speaker 3: in the next room.
Speaker 1: It is very true. Well this will be like that,
Speaker 1: but I think less confusing. It's very direct. Our podcast
Speaker 1: is here in America, his is there in England, and
Speaker 1: now refused, we are forever joined.
Speaker 3: Yes, right through the Allthingscomedy dot com family.
Speaker 1: Oh he's on all Things Comedy also.
Speaker 4: Yes's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is a cross promotional effort. I love
Speaker 3: it to remind you to listen to all of them
Speaker 3: at once, all the podcasts on all Things comedy.
Speaker 1: And just because England at one time was our oppressor
Speaker 1: and was super into taxation without representation, that's not out
Speaker 1: who they are.
Speaker 3: Now, you know what. He's right next to the and
Speaker 3: look at that English car. Yeah he's yes, let's try
Speaker 3: to leave your politics out of this.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well we'll see how we do. I mean he
Speaker 1: might be if he starts it, I'm going to finish.
Speaker 3: It kissing me a girl goodbye.
Speaker 1: Because let me just tell you.
Speaker 3: Leaping off athletically from a wall, he's getting in the
Speaker 3: back and getting in. He know, its the routine. Sorry,
Speaker 3: the blanket might be a skew.
Speaker 1: It's a bit of a sheet to cover the dog care. Yes,
Speaker 1: you'll see once you get in person as.
Speaker 4: A dog in this town. Should I speak into the microphones?
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly the way you're doing it. I will adjust
Speaker 3: the levels accordingly.
Speaker 5: This might be the first time you've had a grown
Speaker 5: man cry on your podcast.
Speaker 1: What are you going to?
Speaker 4: Oh no, because because you have to say goodbye my fiance,
Speaker 4: I won't see it for two and a half months,
Speaker 4: which is like, so long are you?
Speaker 1: That is a really long time.
Speaker 5: It's quite funny that I did pencil the podcast. I
Speaker 5: was like, this is probably it's probably not the best
Speaker 5: time to get one. But then I thought, like, it's
Speaker 5: free lift of the airport.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, let's be realistic.
Speaker 4: She put a blanket down, but then how do I
Speaker 4: put a seatbelt on that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you might not be able to This is like
Speaker 3: a trust game, as Karen Karen, if you kinless to
Speaker 3: meet k Chris Martin, he's the guy I was talking
Speaker 3: about the podcast. Did but Carl Donald?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just the one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was very fun.
Speaker 1: Maybe you want to move that. She the dog here
Speaker 1: won't get on you. It's kind of embedded.
Speaker 5: Then I just thought, you know, it's I'm going to
Speaker 5: get felt up at the airport by the guy anyway,
Speaker 5: make it more interesting.
Speaker 4: So I don't want to go to the X ray massine.
Speaker 3: I understand you wanting to have a seat belt. A
Speaker 3: lot of people throw caution into the wind just for
Speaker 3: the sake of our podcast, and it's dangerous.
Speaker 4: Really, it's very seventies to have a seatbelt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not in a Volvo. Let's be uh what
Speaker 3: are we in?
Speaker 4: I don't know cars.
Speaker 3: This is a Honda fit and interesting story about a
Speaker 3: year ago. I was like, I was in a terrific
Speaker 3: I had a great ride in one, and I thought, well,
Speaker 3: I hope I ride in one of those again. That
Speaker 3: was the story.
Speaker 4: I gotta tell story.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks, it's an opening story.
Speaker 4: So this is this is recording.
Speaker 3: It is we are indeed you are?
Speaker 5: Otherwise Why am I talking into a long black pole?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good to practice a good mic.
Speaker 5: You've got proper like game show makes Game show Mike's
Speaker 5: very thin, long thin with a little.
Speaker 4: With at the top, which I like, I feel.
Speaker 5: Like I should be doing. And what's that game you
Speaker 5: got is a jeopardy? So the game you guys play?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 5: My memory my knowledge that is off the film White
Speaker 5: Men Can't Jump, where Rosy Perez revises the knockers off
Speaker 5: to get one is a qua hog.
Speaker 3: Stupid.
Speaker 5: Every summer with you, I do some sort of like
Speaker 5: actually racially ambiguous accents.
Speaker 3: Sorry, guys, had a racially ambiguous accent off?
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: It was so fun?
Speaker 4: It was great.
Speaker 1: That was a real milange of accents. Right then, there's
Speaker 1: a lot going on.
Speaker 3: I don't really play Jeopardy so much as get frustrated
Speaker 3: and leave the room to pretend they're to meet love
Speaker 3: in the oven because I don't know the answers to anything,
Speaker 3: so I go look.
Speaker 1: Every is like a family game where when I go home,
Speaker 1: we all watch it together and compete and try to
Speaker 1: read each other. It's really nice.
Speaker 3: I rarely know anything on it. It's a show that
Speaker 3: makes me feel stupid.
Speaker 5: It's like, do you guys have trivial pursuits the game?
Speaker 5: I mean that is like you. I could be putting
Speaker 5: that for half a day and I'd cill only have
Speaker 5: three pieces of pie pie.
Speaker 4: I think it was is it not cheap? Yellow? Who
Speaker 4: cuts up cheese? And individuals?
Speaker 1: There's not a lot of like green.
Speaker 4: I guess a cheese, isn't it cheese?
Speaker 3: There is pink.
Speaker 4: There's red Leicester, which is from Leicester and it's red.
Speaker 1: Where are you from?
Speaker 5: I'm from London, where born and raised, born and raised
Speaker 5: on the playground.
Speaker 4: That's where I spent most.
Speaker 5: Of this day, most of a majority of it, A
Speaker 5: lot of my days and the rest of them spent
Speaker 5: on the tube, as we call it.
Speaker 1: It's minding the gap.
Speaker 4: The gap.
Speaker 5: See you've both been, haven't you? Have you been to Yes?
Speaker 5: Do you like it?
Speaker 1: I love it?
Speaker 3: Well, I love it. I haven't been. I've been to Manchester.
Speaker 3: We talked about. I only made it as far as Manchester.
Speaker 3: I wasn't quite ready for the big city.
Speaker 5: Did you land in London and then immediately depart up
Speaker 5: to Manchester.
Speaker 3: I went to Manchester, went down to Buxton, that quint
Speaker 3: down in the eastern, its southern eastern, and it was
Speaker 3: very quaint as someone had died in the sixteen hundreds
Speaker 3: and I read his tombstone. You know you're in an
Speaker 3: old country when someone we don't have tombstone sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 4: Not really, you don't have anything.
Speaker 5: I went to a deli of yours next to the
Speaker 5: law factory, nineteen twenty six.
Speaker 3: That's its oldest our country, the oldest thing in this whole.
Speaker 3: The day our Declaration of Independence was signed nineteen twenty six.
Speaker 5: They all had some olives and some mayonnaise, darty checks.
Speaker 1: We're wearing green Blat was like, let me, maabize.
Speaker 5: Better way to celebrate this than by opening a lovely
Speaker 5: sandwich shop.
Speaker 1: Where everything costs fifteen dollars?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's quiet was over the.
Speaker 1: First time I went there was when I first moved
Speaker 1: to LA and I was so shocked at the prices
Speaker 1: because it was like, oh, let's just go there and
Speaker 1: get a sandwich. And then I was like I have
Speaker 1: to borrow money, right, I can't afford to be at
Speaker 1: green Blasts.
Speaker 3: I don't understand, Like canters, you get a pastrami sandwich.
Speaker 3: It's a stack of meat. Sure, I see the value
Speaker 3: in that, but fourteen dollars. Yeah, I can't wrap my
Speaker 3: mind or my mouth. It's too thick.
Speaker 5: I still don't get brunch. Like, why when did eggs
Speaker 5: become expensive? Who decided that you are firstly queuing for good?
Speaker 5: I mean, like the it's mental to imagine telling someone
Speaker 5: that who doesn't know, like an alien, I queued for eggs?
Speaker 5: Oh well, they really like a rare, I know, like
Speaker 5: they're the most common, cheap thing you can buy on Earth,
Speaker 5: and I queued for an hour to have really good
Speaker 5: like weekdays.
Speaker 1: You could get them any time of day, but it's
Speaker 1: just Saturday and Sundays it's you'll wait in line forever.
Speaker 1: That's Los Angeles too, because there's about seven good restaurants really,
Speaker 1: and that's where everyone goes.
Speaker 5: I think it maybe it's the I think all the
Speaker 5: food of eating is nice in this town.
Speaker 4: Yes, haven't eate anything bad.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm from London and we have one from England,
Speaker 5: which is you guys always take the pits out of
Speaker 5: us for a cuisine. But I see, I'm like, now
Speaker 5: I'm not fair enough, guys, you know you know what.
Speaker 3: I There were things and I was like, the traditional
Speaker 3: English breakfast. I'm not that big of a fan of
Speaker 3: Canpians and my breakfast floating apart. There are certain things.
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't get it to see if.
Speaker 1: It's too wet, history food too wet.
Speaker 4: I guess that's true. Actually yeah, it's quite well.
Speaker 3: But I had a lot of great food too. It
Speaker 3: just depends on what you're used to eating. Sure, it's
Speaker 3: another country, for God's sake. A lot of people don't
Speaker 3: realize that. What are yeah? Wow, yeah, I know I
Speaker 3: had no idea. You did not know you were a
Speaker 3: global traveler. How long were you here, Chris?
Speaker 4: I was here.
Speaker 5: This is three weeks to the day, three weeks of
Speaker 5: the day, and I'm on the I'm not going home.
Speaker 4: I'm going to Australia.
Speaker 5: So I'm going nice to do comedy, to do comedy,
Speaker 5: to do some jokes. It's the person who booked the flights.
Speaker 5: I've had an absolute mare the Frozen nights. Sure for
Speaker 5: nightmare rather than like is that like a female horse?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1: It's also just a timesaver.
Speaker 4: Good to buy one. So you could say that.
Speaker 5: But I've had a mayor people, Oh what's wrong now? No,
Speaker 5: I had a look. Check it out, guys. You can
Speaker 5: stroke it and everything nine hands high.
Speaker 4: I thought LA was on route. It is on the
Speaker 4: way to Australia.
Speaker 5: When you are booking the fastest as the crow flight,
Speaker 5: sometimes the cheapest flight is not. Somehow more fuel of
Speaker 5: the air equals it. That doesn't make any sense to
Speaker 5: me now I think about it. I'm going via Abu Dabby,
Speaker 5: so I'm going like I'm going past the UK.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 5: So I'm going to abu dabby, which is fourteen I
Speaker 5: didn't I just you know, I didn't even check. It's
Speaker 5: fourteen hours there, two hours and then it's like another
Speaker 5: I guess another ten hours or something.
Speaker 4: So what do you do?
Speaker 3: You just take sleeping pills? Are you going to pop
Speaker 3: some pills?
Speaker 5: Well, this is I was. I don't normally do stuff
Speaker 5: like that. I'm try to never really take I'll tell you,
Speaker 5: like a pill.
Speaker 4: In this country.
Speaker 3: If I if I take sleeping pills and then I'm
Speaker 3: on a plane, I'm my ball to have some mares.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, exactly, this is what someone said to me.
Speaker 4: My friend went. I was like, what's it good?
Speaker 5: Because I know you can get stronger like stuff here
Speaker 5: and everyone's like we can bring eat valium or something that's.
Speaker 4: Prescription, isn't it? And my friend, I'll give you some ambience.
Speaker 5: And then someone told me there's stories of people in
Speaker 5: ambient like having sex and not remembering.
Speaker 4: I'm like, a plane is the worst place to be excuse.
Speaker 3: It's the most uncomfortable place to accidentally have sex because
Speaker 3: someone has to nonchalantly drag your limp body to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: This isn't something I usually make jokes about of course, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's uh this I mean given. I think it's rufi
Speaker 3: ro hypnol ketamine. Well, what did I be? I was
Speaker 3: given once in Florida. I believe I was given just
Speaker 3: a classic roofie for real, the one. Yeah I heard that.
Speaker 3: I woke up and the guy was on the other
Speaker 3: side of the room.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is a guy on the other side of
Speaker 3: the room pleasuring himself. I was fully closed. It's a
Speaker 3: story for another time.
Speaker 4: It's a story right now.
Speaker 3: I've told it before on a podcast called Horrifying Road
Speaker 3: Stories That Almost made You quit. Oh my kind of
Speaker 3: a long name for no Murray Valeriano's podcast Broad Stories.
Speaker 3: I told it on there. I just spent a night
Speaker 3: out with a group, handed up with one person from
Speaker 3: that group. This guy did some drugs. I don't usually
Speaker 3: do drugs. It's something he did something on purpose to
Speaker 3: make me fall asleep or fall down. I woke up
Speaker 3: and I was against a chair, my neck against a chair,
Speaker 3: laying down, couldn't feel my body, couldn't move, and he
Speaker 3: was but I knew he was master. And then he
Speaker 3: just kept saying I'm not gay, I'm not And I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: that's not the issue right now. It's that I really
Speaker 3: wish you could stop doing what you're doing. Wow, it
Speaker 3: was horrifying. And then he agreed to give me a
Speaker 3: ride to the airport because I knew I was going
Speaker 3: to miss my flight, but he left.
Speaker 5: That's what happened with us. Yes, that's how I got
Speaker 5: in the car.
Speaker 1: I didn't even have his podcast was born.
Speaker 3: They broke up, guys, And not to feverishly change the subject,
Speaker 3: but we are going to get you to your plane
Speaker 3: on time, and also pump the grape grapes. Pump the grapes,
Speaker 3: say it and wine. Fact, I was gonna say break
Speaker 3: Did you just say you and your fiance broke up?
Speaker 4: What? Oh god, I.
Speaker 5: Thought that's what you just know, that would be, that
Speaker 5: would have been I'd be wasty casually about that.
Speaker 4: No, we just break it up. We're just not in
Speaker 4: close proximity.
Speaker 3: Okay, you said you said an English version of that,
Speaker 3: and like every time Rosie Perez speaks, I did not understand. Okay,
Speaker 3: so you're just you guys were sad because you won't
Speaker 3: see her for a while.
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, yeah, and she lives here.
Speaker 4: Well, she's just sort of moved it.
Speaker 5: She's an actor, so she's a she's gonna be a
Speaker 5: movie star like everyone in this town slash maybe you know,
Speaker 5: working at a brunt shop soon who knows, but lack
Speaker 5: of opportunity.
Speaker 4: Guys, you can do both. I love about the sounds.
Speaker 5: Everyone has like nine jobs, like even like a famous director.
Speaker 5: Also cells vintage clothing.
Speaker 3: You got to you gotta.
Speaker 5: It's amazing, Like like, I didn't realize this about this town.
Speaker 5: It never really struck me. So we were staying East
Speaker 5: and silver Lake and I figured, like, it's so lovely,
Speaker 5: and I was like, I haven't seen much poverty at all.
Speaker 5: And then someone said, you just put all the poor
Speaker 5: people below like a certain block in the south. And
Speaker 5: then that's so that's like a weird that's not very London.
Speaker 5: So London is like you can go one street, give
Speaker 5: me affluent next one. But here is like I must
Speaker 5: have just stayed in the in the nice part like
Speaker 5: north West. You were in the not intentionally. It wasn't
Speaker 5: like I don't want to see poor people. I just
Speaker 5: didn't get told to go anywhere like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy to do in this town. It's kind
Speaker 1: of weird, it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can you can mark two black where I live,
Speaker 3: you can block two block two walks in one direction
Speaker 3: and see yeah, justs to two people stabbing each other.
Speaker 3: And then the other direction it's of Jeny Gentrified.
Speaker 5: Or Amsterdam and the wire like for real, Yeah, where
Speaker 5: you just left? So would I like if I drive
Speaker 5: into will give me a dodgy area.
Speaker 1: I've kind of threw one on the way to the
Speaker 1: airport near the airport, which I think is kind of
Speaker 1: true in every city near the airport it gets a
Speaker 1: little risky. That's where Compton is and where South Central is.
Speaker 4: Is that what you do? The old press down the
Speaker 4: old I don't know why I did that, like you
Speaker 4: had to?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, sound effect, guys, this is many dimensional this podcast.
Speaker 5: I was going to say, like four D. And if
Speaker 5: that's not that noise is not included in the three
Speaker 5: D four D spectrum of stuff. I do believe it's
Speaker 5: one of the dimensions. Sound, there's sound, there's sight, there's taste.
Speaker 3: I don't know. DVDs are very high tech these days.
Speaker 3: Have you had the new tasteable? But but yeah, don't worry.
Speaker 3: We'll drive by a poor neighborhood and you can click
Speaker 3: the windows in front of a family of four.
Speaker 5: Negative think we're so rich with Mike, were talking to
Speaker 5: microphones to each other. Yea, these guys, they use unnecessary
Speaker 5: electronics and having just a normal conversations.
Speaker 3: We just got passed by a quiz show. Was that
Speaker 3: cash care?
Speaker 1: That's our ticket out of this?
Speaker 4: Ben Bailey does that? Yeah, yeah he did. I remember
Speaker 4: watching him years ago in the UK. Is very funny.
Speaker 3: Oh really, it's funny because I only know him from
Speaker 3: that show. I've never seen his stand up comedy.
Speaker 4: It's good stand up.
Speaker 5: I remember I was used to go, like when I
Speaker 5: was underaged before just before I started doing stand up,
Speaker 5: I used to go and watch at the local club
Speaker 5: in West London and he was he was like, I
Speaker 5: must have just like I don't think he went lows,
Speaker 5: but he must have been on like twice in six
Speaker 5: months and I saw him both times, and very like
Speaker 5: you guys, very well written, tight, good stand up.
Speaker 4: It's good stand ups Americans. You guys know how to
Speaker 4: write some good jokes.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you what I've and correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: I feel like almost most Americans that are worth their
Speaker 3: are Nomy look up to English situation on sketch comedy
Speaker 3: and have tried to mimic it even And I think
Speaker 3: that maybe what of my experience in the UK was
Speaker 3: that everyone kind of looked up to English stand up
Speaker 3: or American stand up. English actually mean.
Speaker 4: In the in England we looked up to American stand up.
Speaker 3: Do you feel that?
Speaker 5: I feel like, yeah, I think you guys have got
Speaker 5: at the top of the game. You've got some fantastic
Speaker 5: stand ups.
Speaker 3: But it's there's a lot of middle ground.
Speaker 4: No, there's like I think the clichedes.
Speaker 5: Like what I would say is like what I'd imagine
Speaker 5: is like a bad version of American stand up with
Speaker 5: some guy going like, so my mom's Puerto Rican and
Speaker 5: my dad's Irish, so it drinks around me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and I'm cleaning stuff I don't know whatever.
Speaker 3: Like that's actually a good opener.
Speaker 4: That's the it's always my dad's this.
Speaker 5: That's like I bet like if I I've been to
Speaker 5: many clubs here and I have not seen someone's quite
Speaker 5: an eighties or nineties reference like I've seen people do there.
Speaker 1: It's the let me tell you a little bit about
Speaker 1: myself as a starter, it's weird.
Speaker 5: It's like just just bye by being on stage talking
Speaker 5: you are doing that, it's a funny.
Speaker 1: It just goes.
Speaker 4: It's like me going I'm about to say sentence, just
Speaker 4: then saying a sentence.
Speaker 5: Get ready if you go, you read some jokes guys
Speaker 5: before I start them.
Speaker 3: Let me just remind you that I look like a
Speaker 3: cross between so and so and so and so.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 3: Let's get that started.
Speaker 4: Do you guys have someone someone's let themselves go a bit?
Speaker 4: Was that a Frazer?
Speaker 3: And yeah, like, oh, I look like Willie Walker on
Speaker 3: a tired day.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I've always wanted to go on and go
Speaker 4: I know you guys.
Speaker 5: He was always I know what you're thinking, and then
Speaker 5: you because no one's actually and I want to go,
Speaker 5: I know what you're thinking, and he glovers let himself
Speaker 5: go a bit, and they'd be like, yeah.
Speaker 3: That's not funny to me because I was actually already
Speaker 3: thinking that. How is that a joke if it's already yeah,
Speaker 3: you're not. You didn't surprise me with a new idea.
Speaker 3: If you go to like a comedy class that teachers
Speaker 3: stand up, which there's a lot of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now there's so many classes and a brunch
Speaker 4: and classes broadclass. Yeah, class twelve dollars.
Speaker 3: What order?
Speaker 5: Second rule, don't tell anyone about brunch class. Somehow not
Speaker 5: telling people makes it more in demands come there.
Speaker 1: It would be amazing if you got to brunch class
Speaker 1: and it was just bare knuckle fighting.
Speaker 4: Oh, that would be great. I haven't seen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've seen minimal violence here. I expect to see many.
Speaker 5: I did see police questioning with two guys with handcuffs on.
Speaker 3: Oh, well, were they at least being assertive? Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they weren't holding them tightly like there has been
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 3: So you saw maybe verbal violent. You know, they had
Speaker 3: them against the wall though, which a lot of times
Speaker 3: words hurt as bad as stones or sticks. Exactly that
Speaker 3: they're saying is not words will never hurt you, or
Speaker 3: sometimes hurt you. I think I had a stroke because
Speaker 3: for the last ten minutes I haven't been able to
Speaker 3: complete a thought.
Speaker 4: Have you known it?
Speaker 3: In my flush?
Speaker 4: It's Sunday, it's a day of.
Speaker 1: They are both very dilated. But other than that, you see,
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 3: A birthday party last night, Chris.
Speaker 4: For your birthday, Yeah, fantastic.
Speaker 3: And Karen got me a jar of I believe moonshine
Speaker 3: with Maraschino cherries in it that soaked up the liquor,
Speaker 3: and I was eating them like I was eating popcorn
Speaker 3: at a tense movie.
Speaker 1: Did you get super fucked up on those cherries? I got?
Speaker 3: You know what, you don't be handing me moonshine cherries.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: I've always said that it was a great gift. I
Speaker 3: thank you for it.
Speaker 5: The American stereotype we have of you guys not being
Speaker 5: able to to drink alcohol sounds about right when you
Speaker 5: get pissed on cherries.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got drunken fruit.
Speaker 1: They were very moonshine cherries.
Speaker 4: It is you may get in your bathtop. Yah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's very tube typically hillbilly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like on a jar. Yes, a pomp out by
Speaker 3: a woodshed.
Speaker 1: Tastes like hairspread.
Speaker 4: How did you make it?
Speaker 1: I bought it. It was like. There's a liquor store
Speaker 1: around the corner from my house, and at Christmas time,
Speaker 1: I went in there trying to get a last minute
Speaker 1: gift for my friend and they just had this whole
Speaker 1: display of cherries soaked in moonshine, and I just thought,
Speaker 1: that's that's everything, That's what everyone wants. So I just
Speaker 1: keep going back to that display.
Speaker 3: Karen doesn't drink, so she actually isn't sure what everyone wants.
Speaker 1: I'm giving them what I want. Secretly. I would get.
Speaker 3: So so if I was gonna because I don't drink,
Speaker 3: if I was gonna drink, I would eat it exactly.
Speaker 4: Brumch just alcoholic brumps. At the point is it.
Speaker 3: Was my birthday and there's friends there, some I haven't
Speaker 3: seen in years, and uh, I got a little excited
Speaker 3: and I tried to drown it with different types of liquor.
Speaker 1: Everybody did.
Speaker 2: At a normal hour, at a normal hour, can I
Speaker 2: I went to for my final night in Los Angeles
Speaker 2: to what I guess would be described as like Hollywood
Speaker 2: like parties, and just like I went to a super
Speaker 2: Bowl party before with do you guys know.
Speaker 5: Dave Holmes, Yeah, a super nice guy and and it
Speaker 5: was like his friend Josh's house and it's like loads
Speaker 5: of guys who did improv and she got so it's
Speaker 5: just so fun like'ch a nice vibe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, mainly comedian.
Speaker 5: Like I'm not saying comedians are a high breed of people,
Speaker 5: but I'm just saying, like just easy to just people
Speaker 5: think we're all awkward and stuff, and we have moments
Speaker 5: of that, but just have a chat, like we don't
Speaker 5: care so much about who someone is or whatever. But
Speaker 5: then last night me and Hannah went to Too and I
Speaker 5: just it was really odd, like it was I didn't
Speaker 5: see that many famous people there.
Speaker 4: But then I comically with one guy.
Speaker 5: I recognized him, and I thought I just recognized him
Speaker 5: from like Britain, from like a comedy, like knowing a
Speaker 5: comedian and helping her a com I was convinced that
Speaker 5: was it, and I went, do you work in comedy?
Speaker 4: And he was like, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh cool, do you like do you
Speaker 5: know Tiff Stevenson, who's just like a female comedian?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And he went, no, do you ever worked have
Speaker 5: you been as old rope this comedy? Goes like no,
Speaker 5: so what do you do in comedy? Goes oh, I
Speaker 5: like right with Steve Coogan and David Deal. And then
Speaker 5: I was realized I'd seen him an episode of Alan
Speaker 5: Partridge and I was just speaking to a guy I
Speaker 5: recognized on TV.
Speaker 4: And I must have looked like I'd just done that
Speaker 4: like fake thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Then and it was right by the toilet and he
Speaker 5: was in front, in the front of the cue of
Speaker 5: the time and.
Speaker 4: I wasn't even queuing. I was waiting for Hannah. So
Speaker 4: I'm just standing and now over it is.
Speaker 5: How psychotic as And I'm standing up at the front
Speaker 5: of the cube for a toilet, not needing the toilet,
Speaker 5: grilling him. And then the toilet became free, and I went,
Speaker 5: you can now go to the.
Speaker 3: I love when that. I was jogging on the beach,
Speaker 3: as I do once every three months, and I passed
Speaker 3: a guy that I thought I knew, and I was
Speaker 3: like hey, I said. It was such convincing familiarity. It's
Speaker 3: like hey, and he's like like, oh hey, and he
Speaker 3: jogged by, and then we both realized. I realized, oh
Speaker 3: that's Josh Brolin, famous.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: He realized, Oh, I don't know that guy. He just
Speaker 3: thought he knew me, and so we just both at
Speaker 3: the peripherally. I just saw him just kind of exhale
Speaker 3: and shake his head.
Speaker 4: He was joking there so you could make a fosse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we both like to stay active, Hollywood, Huh.
Speaker 1: I did that in a grocery store parking lot with
Speaker 1: a guy that I The second I saw him, I
Speaker 1: was like, that's my friend's friend. I know him from
Speaker 1: a party or something, so we said hi to each other,
Speaker 1: and then in the store itself, we kept walking by
Speaker 1: each other and finally I said, you're friends with my
Speaker 1: friend CJ. Right, And he goes no, and I said, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I thought I knew you from a certain
Speaker 1: circle of friends. And he was like, no, you look
Speaker 1: familiar to me too, And we had like this weird conversation,
Speaker 1: and then as I was talking to him, I realized
Speaker 1: he was from Snakes on a Plane, which I had
Speaker 1: just watched the night before. He was the snake expert
Speaker 1: from Snakes on a Plane who's like, he's the best
Speaker 1: one in the whole movie, so hilarious, and it was
Speaker 1: the most embarrassing thing. Like, as I was talking, I
Speaker 1: was like, you're from the movie I watched last night.
Speaker 3: So did he lie and say or do you think
Speaker 3: you were familiar to him as well?
Speaker 1: No, I'm sure he was lying, and he's trying to
Speaker 1: be polite to a girl that wouldn't stop saying hi
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 3: Bagally, I know, Oh, you know what, I'm wrong. I
Speaker 3: don't know you. You're just the person that enjoyed me
Speaker 3: and Snakes on a Plane.
Speaker 4: I'm from the privacy at about that film.
Speaker 3: So he would probably not a ton.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I bet he doesn't get as many compliments as there
Speaker 3: were snakes on that motherfucking plane.
Speaker 1: No, Chris, if there were snakes on your plane that
Speaker 1: you're about to take, that.
Speaker 3: Plane you're about to not to make you.
Speaker 1: Know what I did, What would your reaction be?
Speaker 4: I think, I don't know, you really like many snakes
Speaker 4: on them?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a whole bunch a gaggle of fucking motherfucking snakes.
Speaker 4: I think I'd use everything near me to hit them,
Speaker 4: and before I got very quickly overpowered. I think enough
Speaker 4: of any no matter how small it is.
Speaker 5: If there's more than about three of them toddlers over
Speaker 5: three toddlers coming for me and they really want it,
Speaker 5: I'm dead.
Speaker 3: So they're not snakes anymore. You're talking about human baby.
Speaker 4: Talking about human babies.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, well that actually might happen.
Speaker 1: It should happen.
Speaker 5: You're just you're going to hit them, You're gonna I'm
Speaker 5: just trying to I'm going to use stuff around me.
Speaker 5: This the I think the end of the seat belt, well,
Speaker 5: you can get a bit of leverage off the kind
Speaker 5: of be sure.
Speaker 3: Before you do that, pay attention to the stewardess's, you know,
Speaker 3: example of how to use that seat belt because you
Speaker 3: don't want to hit the baby wrong with it.
Speaker 4: That's the necessary thing. I love that we're doing airplane humor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a humor is I still think there's so much
Speaker 5: dumb stuff always making it dumber, like there's always something
Speaker 5: new they do.
Speaker 4: Although I did I remember I was going on, why
Speaker 4: do they always check your ticket again?
Speaker 5: Like when you've done it to the person, you've gone
Speaker 5: through the gangway, and they often will recheck it on
Speaker 5: the plane and they've sort of stopped doing it on
Speaker 5: some British airwayslights.
Speaker 4: But then someone wrote into.
Speaker 5: Our podcast, I think that's all about that, and they
Speaker 5: said I used to work on a flight and some
Speaker 5: guy who was like meant to go to Manchester and
Speaker 5: end up in a Denmark. That does happen? Like yeah,
Speaker 5: I was like in my head it only ever happened
Speaker 5: home alone too, But it happens many different times.
Speaker 1: Kevin, it just seems like it's everything's impossible now since
Speaker 1: nine to eleven, like everything's so checky, But things do
Speaker 1: happen like that all the time.
Speaker 5: Can I ask you a quick question about Lax Airport
Speaker 5: I was there two years ago, and you know most airports,
Speaker 5: when you go through the.
Speaker 4: Security, you get to the really good stuff.
Speaker 5: I remember two years ago there was literally one one cafe.
Speaker 4: Is it still like that?
Speaker 3: It depends on which there are certain uh you know
Speaker 3: terminals where I'm surprised that there's nowhere to eat or
Speaker 3: get last minute food, and then another terminal there's a
Speaker 3: fall on food court.
Speaker 4: I've got to start. I've got to just grownd up
Speaker 4: and osk.
Speaker 3: You have a pretty good chance of finding something to eat.
Speaker 1: But it's and also you're an international right.
Speaker 3: Lax is one of the worst airports as far as
Speaker 3: human need human needs being modern in any way. It's
Speaker 3: just an airport that was made in the sixties and
Speaker 3: they haven't touched it. There's some dust and some you
Speaker 3: know some There.
Speaker 1: Is that one they put in a macaroon store in
Speaker 1: that one gate one area that I think is so hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's like the one thing no one needs or wants.
Speaker 1: Those fancy little French cookies cost eight dollars.
Speaker 3: Barely know what a macaroon is exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Is that the same as a meringue?
Speaker 1: No, it's like meringues are those hard whipped cream things
Speaker 1: and macaroons look like their pastel colored oreos basic and
Speaker 1: they're like very hip.
Speaker 5: Now, which is this trivial version? I know you love
Speaker 5: a coolback, Chris.
Speaker 1: I was all podcasts.
Speaker 3: All I was doing was calling back to things but
Speaker 3: they had been said like a minute earlier.
Speaker 5: You were literally just starting your sentence again every end
Speaker 5: of every sentence.
Speaker 3: I would start a sentence with a word and ended
Speaker 3: with that same word and think it was a callback
Speaker 3: where see I just did it. Where it's right, more
Speaker 3: like trivial pursuit cookies.
Speaker 1: You just did that your passion It really is, it
Speaker 1: really is.
Speaker 4: I'd love a good callback. It's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just take it.
Speaker 5: Was a human in certain ways, something about you remembering
Speaker 5: someone remembering something.
Speaker 3: People like to be reminded that they've been listening. It's
Speaker 3: so true.
Speaker 1: It's about shared experience and it's yeah.
Speaker 5: It's like we've passed the quiz, which in a way
Speaker 5: is like being good at trivia pursuit, and that is
Speaker 5: a callback instide of.
Speaker 1: Cool back, and then we're calling back callbacks.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 1: Lay it.
Speaker 5: It was another thing I was gonna say about the
Speaker 5: Hollywood party. Sorry to go I mean, this is not
Speaker 5: this is me?
Speaker 3: Just who was it from? Because at that Alan Partridge
Speaker 3: the movie, you know, I don't think in the movie.
Speaker 4: I think he was just a writer.
Speaker 5: He writes it, okay, and then you know sometimes but
Speaker 5: the writer in for a couple of minutes. I think
Speaker 5: he just been in and I can't quite remember what
Speaker 5: it was, but I was like, But then also that party,
Speaker 5: wasn't the guy that laughed. It wasn't the guy that
Speaker 5: I love, that guy, Eldon, the guy says the racist thing.
Speaker 1: Ye, I'm one of those people that is obsessed with
Speaker 1: British television.
Speaker 4: Right, I love it. And Alan Partridge is phenomenal.
Speaker 5: Me and all my friends who were sixteen used to
Speaker 5: just speak like him for like, and you can still
Speaker 5: he there's quite people to do comment got this kind
Speaker 5: of like hi guys like shootsy voice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so fun. It's just everything funny. Everything said
Speaker 4: in that voice is funny.
Speaker 1: And when he sings, when he the one where he
Speaker 1: entered singing Wuthering Heights and then writer as the woman
Speaker 1: at the counter starts singing, he goes, don't see which
Speaker 1: bad sounds bad?
Speaker 3: So who else was that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: So the first one so me and a Hanni thought
Speaker 5: everyone just be like mingling and chatting. And then and
Speaker 5: then we sort of just after about an hour, just realized,
Speaker 5: you know, like we've been giving we've been putting some good,
Speaker 5: good solids like small talk in here, and no one
Speaker 5: gave a fuck honestly, like and I think it was
Speaker 5: like maybe on the parties were I guess I was
Speaker 5: thinking to think if I had a party and I
Speaker 5: knew everyone, And then two people who just we didn't
Speaker 5: know anyone, but someone who's kind of invited me.
Speaker 4: If some I don't know if I'd be bothered to
Speaker 4: speak to them. But they were British people.
Speaker 5: But we saw one guy who is in the latest
Speaker 5: series of Homeland, who is the did you watch it?
Speaker 4: You watch it?
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I watched the first season.
Speaker 5: He okay, right, he was in a newer guy. He's
Speaker 5: like a military Pakistan military chief. I think he's an
Speaker 5: English actor. And I went to the second party and
Speaker 5: saw another man from Homeland, the black guy who is
Speaker 5: the head of the whatever the he's the head of
Speaker 5: series one, also an English actor, and that was and
Speaker 5: then the second party was more like the first one
Speaker 5: was quite like kind of like just kind of small talk.
Speaker 4: He like polite.
Speaker 5: Second one was like started at ten o'clock, was like
Speaker 5: people do we driven and weren't drinking, but people were
Speaker 5: doing naughty things. And then I just you know, when
Speaker 5: someone just kills your vibe straight away. Guy next to
Speaker 5: me had a pink wig on right, obviously because it
Speaker 5: was the sixties party didn't realize and I just, honestly,
Speaker 5: I mean, it wasn't the greatest opener from me, but
Speaker 5: if you were in a wig, you've got to expect
Speaker 5: someone to say this.
Speaker 4: I went nice wig, right.
Speaker 3: And also, why why are you wearing that wirch? I
Speaker 3: just said, that's the follow.
Speaker 4: Well I didn't.
Speaker 5: I just went nice wig right, like expected him to
Speaker 5: be like, oh yeah, like no, Like he honestly acted
Speaker 5: like I just asked a ship on his wig. He looked,
Speaker 5: and I was like and then his mate like next
Speaker 5: to him stopped talking look to me, and then.
Speaker 4: Karen I was like, oh, fuck off. It's like all.
Speaker 5: Starts and strangers conversations and not good but at least acknowledge,
Speaker 5: at least go ah yeah. Like it was like I
Speaker 5: ruined the whole party. And then I just was like,
Speaker 5: you know that to someone's rather than I don't know,
Speaker 5: I never get angry.
Speaker 3: I filled of right, Yeah that I noticed that, And
Speaker 3: that's saying no one's willing to have any humility, Like
Speaker 3: people aren't willing to be embarrassed, like, oh, I know, look,
Speaker 3: I'm pretending to be someone I'm not and then take
Speaker 3: off the wig you got me, buddy, That's how someone
Speaker 3: would act at home.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 1: Well, but that's also all of Los Angeles. Everyone's pretending
Speaker 1: to be someone they're not, so they can't like that's
Speaker 1: the old everybody's at those parties. It's like when Sarah
Speaker 1: Silverman has those parties and everyone gets so tense and
Speaker 1: crazy and hi because there there's so many famous people there,
Speaker 1: so everyone's kind of weirdly posturing and not really.
Speaker 3: Talking to you, talking in a weird higher version of
Speaker 3: their own voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of louder and higher, and actually they're.
Speaker 4: Having the best conversation of the party. Yeah, like it was.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's because, like I was trying
Speaker 5: to think, like, is it the fact that because EVERYON'SID,
Speaker 5: I'm like l a fake And I hadn't seen any
Speaker 5: of that in silver Leg at all, but there maybe
Speaker 5: that was unless you're important, no one really wants to.
Speaker 3: You'll see it at a party for sure.
Speaker 4: It's so annoying though.
Speaker 5: It was just like I wasn't drinking, and in my head,
Speaker 5: I'm like, in the UK, I would have been drinking,
Speaker 5: but like I think even I have been drinking and
Speaker 5: they would have just no one gave a ship because
Speaker 5: didn't know you were, which was a bit annoying.
Speaker 4: And my guys in the UK just as many people
Speaker 4: wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: Who I am, but they you know, but they'd be nice.
Speaker 4: That'd be nice. I was just he was British as well.
Speaker 4: It's what annoyed me.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh, there's a lot of assholes in the story.
Speaker 4: Well I should have gone. Is actually nice? Wig? No
Speaker 4: reaction all right, ship Wig?
Speaker 3: He was an asshole in Britain. That's a fake thing
Speaker 3: no matter where they're from. That's one thing that a
Speaker 3: lot of people that move here haven't common is this
Speaker 3: assholey unshakeable confidence. And that's why they are. That's why
Speaker 3: people move here. They're like, I have something to offer
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 1: I'm my town's biggest asshole. I'm going to move to
Speaker 1: Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like that'd be like nice part that feels like.
Speaker 5: But then I say comedians and like, you know, you
Speaker 5: could get some comedians ego obsessed. But at least I
Speaker 5: feel like you could just have a bit of banter.
Speaker 1: With someone and don't wear a wig if you don't
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 3: It was like a comedic juggler or some kind of.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's just real hair.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it looks like a real hair.
Speaker 3: He was born that way, and his whole life all
Speaker 3: he's heard is people say nice wig. You Yeah, when.
Speaker 4: You're you're tool and someone goes you're tool, He's just
Speaker 4: like dickheads.
Speaker 1: It's my own beautiful pink hair.
Speaker 3: My dad was a redhead and my mother was a rabbit.
Speaker 3: And you're making fun of me again, just like everyone
Speaker 3: had my whole family.
Speaker 5: And his friend, his friend looked almost as offended, and
Speaker 5: his friends like, and you know about John and his hair,
Speaker 5: come on, mate feeling.
Speaker 1: That's when you just knock their drink out of their hands.
Speaker 4: And that wouldn't you.
Speaker 5: I think everyone like twice a month she would have
Speaker 5: to smash a drink at someone's hands. No ramification stretch.
Speaker 5: How much healthy would the world be? Way less murder
Speaker 5: if you could just flip a tray.
Speaker 4: That's the best one. Waitresses tray flipp it the building.
Speaker 3: One time I had had a party and everyone was
Speaker 3: kind of acting like an asshole. And this girl Stephanie Askeahita,
Speaker 3: who used to act crazy all the time in a
Speaker 3: way that made me laugh. But she just all of
Speaker 3: a sudden said, well, this party sucks, and she took
Speaker 3: a bag of chips and popped it. Oh yeah, but
Speaker 3: so they all smashed and it popped open and she
Speaker 3: swung it around her head like a lass up and
Speaker 3: chips went everywhere, and then she just went out the door.
Speaker 3: I didn't see her for another couple of years.
Speaker 4: That's amazing.
Speaker 5: She went on the run after Hollywood would't let her
Speaker 5: back in after a chip management.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she just left.
Speaker 1: And started a new life in a different town.
Speaker 3: She just started doing some commercial acting fantastic for lads
Speaker 3: of potato chips. But yeah, that was the best party.
Speaker 4: That's a great exit.
Speaker 3: She had just lost it. She was like, I've had
Speaker 3: enough of everyone acting the way they're acting. How about
Speaker 3: I make it rain chip particles.
Speaker 5: I think you need to just feed a couple of
Speaker 5: just like I'm trying to think of back it. When
Speaker 5: I was younger, there'd be you know, when we started
Speaker 5: drinking in the UK, and then some guy would just
Speaker 5: act like an idiot. But then it would be kind
Speaker 5: of bring everyone together. I remember one guy in the
Speaker 5: year above me called Rob Kyle, Robin Kyle, and he
Speaker 5: was he loved rugby and loved drinking loads and being
Speaker 5: like you know, and some people like trying to chow
Speaker 5: up ladies and later chairman. He was just like, I
Speaker 5: will get pissed, just like Frank the tank in old
Speaker 5: school essentially.
Speaker 4: And he came in. He's in his boxer shorts.
Speaker 5: He goes, Mate, everyone is swimming in the pond outside.
Speaker 4: You want to come in.
Speaker 5: They was swimming in the mate, check out the pond.
Speaker 4: When outside it was just a big puddle.
Speaker 5: He was he was in a was like in his pants,
Speaker 5: just sitting in a big puddle. He thought it was
Speaker 5: that drunk he thought it was a pond, Which is
Speaker 5: funny because you.
Speaker 4: Guys all have like pools that your parties.
Speaker 5: Here was like a pond would be off the chain
Speaker 5: to have like an urban dwelling. On the left, those
Speaker 5: digging machines they look like in Beverly Hills, cop too
Speaker 5: when he goes to the scene of the gun exchange.
Speaker 4: Film it is.
Speaker 3: I think it's probably film. Anytime you need to be
Speaker 3: in Texas for any movie, they just should out here.
Speaker 3: But oil rig what do they do now?
Speaker 1: They're still pumping oil?
Speaker 4: Is oil still under there?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why it's so cheap in this town.
Speaker 1: There's also there's oil in Beverly Hills. There's an oil
Speaker 1: direc like that at Beverly Hills High School.
Speaker 4: So in a high school. Yeah, Like where do they
Speaker 4: get a kick back off the government?
Speaker 1: There's no public transportation, Like that's good in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: because the oil companies own this town with Chinatown. Isn't
Speaker 1: that what China?
Speaker 3: I've heard That's what I always heard, and I don't
Speaker 3: even I've never seen Chinatown, but I've heard the car
Speaker 3: companies try and are the reason there isn't public transit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there used to be trains that went from like
Speaker 1: downtown all the way to Santa Monica. The train tracks
Speaker 1: are still there, but they pulled them all out because
Speaker 1: the oil companies were, like ever getting everybody in cars.
Speaker 3: So that's what's underground. There are like subway entrance things
Speaker 3: that are just fenced off and they're empty tunnels.
Speaker 1: Then I think they were above ground from what I know.
Speaker 1: But this is this could all be made up.
Speaker 4: There are also this could.
Speaker 1: Be This is the research portion of our podcast.
Speaker 4: Go ahead and look at.
Speaker 3: The I heard this from a tiny little expert that
Speaker 3: is conjured and sitting on my shoulder currently. Oh, he
Speaker 3: says the most amazing Sorry now a version of him
Speaker 3: wearing a red lea, stared and holding a pitch for
Speaker 3: a talking.
Speaker 1: He says, kill all the cats, kill the cat.
Speaker 3: What's that have to do with fossil fuels, Yeah, we can.
Speaker 4: You can burn them and then are a nice substitution.
Speaker 4: They're actually organic.
Speaker 3: They are. It's just like fossil fuels because cats eat
Speaker 3: so many fish, like where they play a fish and
Speaker 3: just pull out bones. Oh, they're filled with the actual facile.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was probably a bad idea.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 3: Hey, don't look at me, look at the guy on
Speaker 3: my shoulder that's invisible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, his catfish based human.
Speaker 3: He writes exactly fifty percent of my jokes that.
Speaker 4: You're mostly human from cartoons.
Speaker 5: He also thinks that most humans turn into big steaming.
Speaker 4: Hams when you're hunger.
Speaker 5: But my favorite cartoon imagery is always big steaming hams
Speaker 5: when you're hungry. Yeah, eating a fish and coming out
Speaker 5: with all the bones intact, but also on a windowsil oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: floating towards it, hop pawn a window silk like the.
Speaker 1: Smell is like a finger that goes under the cat
Speaker 1: and brings it towards.
Speaker 4: Very disappointed with the lack of window sill based pies.
Speaker 4: I've seen you gotta go.
Speaker 3: Out to the country for that where the hobos go.
Speaker 5: Someone pretty recycle and I get some money for it.
Speaker 3: My favorite would have to be when you walk off
Speaker 3: a cliff and then, realizing you don't have one, you
Speaker 3: pull out a sign that says, I wish this was
Speaker 3: a parachute, and then you of course fall after a pause.
Speaker 1: Mid I like playing the piano all the way off
Speaker 1: the piano.
Speaker 4: Oh that's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of my favorites.
Speaker 3: Could you elaborate because I actually, well.
Speaker 1: It's like when bugs Bunny becomes a concert pianists and
Speaker 1: just puts on white gloves and he plays and then
Speaker 1: it goes all the way up and then it just
Speaker 1: keeps going. His fingers keep going, but there's no more piano.
Speaker 3: Keys, but there is still piano sound. Yes, that's my
Speaker 3: favorite as well, stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Are we in a dodgy neighborhood yet? No?
Speaker 3: No, No, that was just that one guy. That was
Speaker 3: actually just that one guy.
Speaker 4: Across the border.
Speaker 3: He actually played a murderer and in home Land. God,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not my laugh.
Speaker 5: I always I think I know my laugh, and then
Speaker 5: sometimes my laugh will surprise me.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's just.
Speaker 3: A cartoon character that lives inside of your.
Speaker 5: No, I've had that was the other thing I was
Speaker 5: going to say, Like food wise, U saying food's bad?
Speaker 4: I thought Chipotle? Yeah, yeah, otherways like it is now
Speaker 4: I still at That's how I thought it was Chipotle.
Speaker 5: I thought it was Chipotle at first.
Speaker 3: One time I was in there and I heard of
Speaker 3: he was about five years old. Pronounce it better than me. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think it's Chipotle.
Speaker 5: Is that why people go just to find don't guys,
Speaker 5: I'll have a number one and how the fun do
Speaker 5: you pronounce it? I thought it was like a kind
Speaker 5: of crap chain, but that I've heard from people in
Speaker 5: the last couple of days, it's like putting mcdonald'st business
Speaker 5: because it's got really high ethics.
Speaker 1: And like it is McDonald's. It's the same parent.
Speaker 3: Company it used to be and apparently isn't anymore.
Speaker 5: Apparently they've got someone told me in the East Coast
Speaker 5: they closed one hundred stores because they they they're they're
Speaker 5: like farm hadn't produced the level they require, and they said,
Speaker 5: we won't serve the food.
Speaker 3: Exactly they did. Their pork for whatever reason, was at
Speaker 3: a lower They're like, we found out they were feeding
Speaker 3: the pigs wrong, so we will not be serving pork. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was an issue.
Speaker 1: So McDonald's has nothing to do with I.
Speaker 3: Think they used to do and now they don't. That's
Speaker 3: what i've heard again, like little guy on.
Speaker 1: My shoulder, and I mean just yelling sell it, sell it.
Speaker 4: We'll just pausing on the inflation.
Speaker 1: Now. What I think is creepy about Chipotle is I
Speaker 1: lived in New York like four years ago, and everyone
Speaker 1: in New York were constantly talking about Chipotle, like we
Speaker 1: have to go there, let's go there for lunch. And
Speaker 1: I was always like, it's crappy and it has white rice,
Speaker 1: like it's that's not Mexican food.
Speaker 3: Apparently the only thing that makes it unhealthy? Is the rice?
Speaker 3: Apparently the rice is just riddled with the chemicals. Yeah,
Speaker 3: bacon fat. I don't.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: But then when I got back to California, like three
Speaker 1: years later, they start opening all the chains. Then I
Speaker 1: found myself going there all the time. And now I
Speaker 1: kind of love it, and I feel like it's it's chemical,
Speaker 1: Like it's not my choice. It's not good Mexican food, right.
Speaker 3: No, it's the same reason I smoked cigarettes for twelve years.
Speaker 3: Chipotle proud sponsor rye.
Speaker 1: Ye go get you some get addicted.
Speaker 4: Do they really need the appetizing sounds of Chipotle?
Speaker 3: Don't say it eat it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but no, I I thought, yeah, I like the
Speaker 5: sound of it.
Speaker 4: I mean, you never know if it's pr or not,
Speaker 4: but I think that's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I did they care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard that they care too, and they were
Speaker 3: like I didn't hear that they were closing, but I
Speaker 3: heard they're like, no, that topping is not available right
Speaker 3: now because that's not up to our standards, which you
Speaker 3: don't hear from.
Speaker 5: I don't hear that. In McDonald's. Someone told me they
Speaker 5: put beef in the chips in McDonald's, which is a funny,
Speaker 5: you know, when you hear that they do that, and
Speaker 5: there's like, how is there not a cheaper option.
Speaker 3: In the or in the French fra?
Speaker 5: Someone said that is I think Carl actually again, wow
Speaker 5: he read it somewhere.
Speaker 4: I heard him say it, and so I.
Speaker 1: Just thought, yeah, I just think it said there's nineteen
Speaker 1: ingredients in McDonald's f.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. Yeah, and one of them is beef guys.
Speaker 3: On a liquid level or something. So how is that
Speaker 3: like eyedropper of beef?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Like how is that cheaper than just cutting up
Speaker 4: a potato?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: I don't know? And why does the meat come out
Speaker 3: of a cocking gun at Taco Bell?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never been to Taco bell as I would
Speaker 5: call it a taco bell. I've never been cro it
Speaker 5: doesn't It strikes me is that's that's definitely.
Speaker 3: Worse than it is, and it is and I am
Speaker 3: from a young age. I was addicted to it like
Speaker 3: it was candy because I don't have much of a
Speaker 3: sweet tooth, but I do have a taco tooth, okay,
Speaker 3: And that's why you don't see me smile in a
Speaker 3: lot of photos.
Speaker 1: All that green let us hanging.
Speaker 4: Out of your just a tiny taco.
Speaker 3: For a tooth.
Speaker 1: Well, my favorite story is out of Taco Bell, like
Speaker 1: four years ago they did they did a story that
Speaker 1: they found that their meat was like only forty beef
Speaker 1: and they didn't know what the rest of the substance was.
Speaker 1: And one of the things was sawdust. I swear to god,
Speaker 1: was it actually yes?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, oh.
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, which I love. I just think that's I mean,
Speaker 1: you know it's bad when you're going there, but then
Speaker 1: when you actually find out what's really happening.
Speaker 5: I mean the guy making that, like, like, at what
Speaker 5: point are you making.
Speaker 4: That as a human being?
Speaker 5: Thinking, like, I know there's moral jobs, but when you're
Speaker 5: putting dust in food, and when you're putting the stuff
Speaker 5: that most people try and get out of the house,
Speaker 5: and you're going that should go in this item.
Speaker 1: In someone's mouth, you know, if you'll save some money
Speaker 1: in you're it.
Speaker 3: You had a conveyor belt with twelve other workers, and
Speaker 3: your job specifically is just saw two bay four us
Speaker 3: and sprinkle, sprinkle the sprinkle the wood dust.
Speaker 1: Tearing up newspapers and sprinkling.
Speaker 3: I know that you have benefits, but are you spiritually
Speaker 3: fulfilled as a human?
Speaker 5: I like to think that those guys maybe when you
Speaker 5: know their house is dusty, rather than be depressed, I
Speaker 5: think there's dinner time.
Speaker 4: Let's add this to the recipe.
Speaker 1: Children, gather's having dust.
Speaker 4: For Tata's for dinner. I'm a little bit of an
Speaker 4: expert core ingredients.
Speaker 3: No, I know why they hired this carpenter. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 3: this guy's squirrel. You know it's always a BMW.
Speaker 4: It was a shipment.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, BMW arrogant do they drive? And the big
Speaker 5: big b and one in a big car is basically
Speaker 5: drives like an asshole. I mean drivers in this country. Fact,
Speaker 5: my favorite thing you guys do is like that BMW
Speaker 5: driver would probably happily put that car in a compact space.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you guys don't give a ship about that.
Speaker 5: I was driving a compact is because no one drives one,
Speaker 5: and then you'd see like a fucking stretch limo.
Speaker 1: In it be.
Speaker 5: You guys are so such polite people in this country,
Speaker 5: apart from like cliche, when you're in a.
Speaker 3: Car, you're exactly everyone's an asshole and car in this town,
Speaker 3: I'm anole.
Speaker 4: No one's thanks me. Like in the UK, if i'll
Speaker 4: pull over, let you go past.
Speaker 5: Little hands say thanks, or a little flash of the
Speaker 5: lights that doesn't exist in this country.
Speaker 1: No, no, well, because they probably won't let you in
Speaker 1: the first place.
Speaker 5: Probably hang out with a pink wig guy to the
Speaker 5: least favorite people drivers.
Speaker 3: Be really good under your skin.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be talking about him for the rest
Speaker 4: of this.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna just what if it turns out it
Speaker 1: with Steve Coogan's.
Speaker 5: Dame and I said, way, Barry Humphries, my apologies to you.
Speaker 1: If you're listening trying to have a weekend off.
Speaker 4: He's got he's got adverts.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know. His adverts are everywhere in town.
Speaker 5: They're like on every have you seen them, They're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: he's got it. Must have been doing his farewell tour
Speaker 5: on like roads like this, like more into town. That'll
Speaker 5: just be a pick on every lamp post.
Speaker 4: There'll be a.
Speaker 1: Picture in Wow, is it live? A live show?
Speaker 4: Live show?
Speaker 5: I always think will the novelty of just a guy
Speaker 5: in drag, But there's there's a mark like he'll never
Speaker 5: we're young, we're cutting edge comedians.
Speaker 4: Certainly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's still it is funny, to be fair,
Speaker 5: there's certain things that just will always inherently be funny.
Speaker 1: Drag comedy is one of my favorite styles of comedy
Speaker 1: because it's people who have had it really hard are
Speaker 1: always funnier than the average person in my opinion, totally,
Speaker 1: and somebody that can stand a man standing up dressed
Speaker 1: totally like a woman is going to be hilarious. They're
Speaker 1: they're just going to be able to handle anything and
Speaker 1: be hilarious and have the best comebacks. My favorite the quickest.
Speaker 4: We met him at this bar in London. It's called
Speaker 4: Cellar Door.
Speaker 5: It's an old toilet public toilets and I have a
Speaker 5: small bar and they always have that drag acts.
Speaker 4: So me and Hannah went there.
Speaker 5: And there was such a good like he was like
Speaker 5: basically he didn't I didn't have a wig, but he
Speaker 5: was really kind of like Hella Dally and he was
Speaker 5: really nice to Hannah but basically just caned all the
Speaker 5: other women's clothing.
Speaker 4: I was like, are you just a drag act so
Speaker 4: you can be mean to women and get away?
Speaker 5: That's that vibe is Oh, I can't believe you came
Speaker 5: out like It's like if I said that, I'd get
Speaker 5: hit in the head. I like the idea of a
Speaker 5: guy fully committing just a shaving.
Speaker 3: Estic drag queen. Yeah, it's the best, It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: It's kind of all the fashion world.
Speaker 3: Just talk a little shop here.
Speaker 4: Let's talk some shop.
Speaker 3: What's what's your airline?
Speaker 4: Etty had Airways.
Speaker 5: I don't think they're a real company, and I have
Speaker 5: to go through Abu Dabby assume. I think I've flown
Speaker 5: with them before. They're like kind of quite affordable long distance.
Speaker 1: They're the southwest of Can I give you guys a
Speaker 1: little tip.
Speaker 5: I'm going and I always do this now and I
Speaker 5: went vegan in January, But whether you're vegan or not,
Speaker 5: always ordered vegan mill on a flight because it will
Speaker 5: always be the best and you'll always get half done
Speaker 5: for everyone else. Oh really, because you know when they
Speaker 5: bring the food out the special requests people such as
Speaker 5: myself get it early, and and because sometimes when you
Speaker 5: order the meat, the one you want is gone if
Speaker 5: you're halfway down the plane.
Speaker 4: Sure, so vegan. It's a little little Chris Martin tip
Speaker 4: for any travelers out there. Okay, well, may.
Speaker 3: I think I will do that. Of course it's going
Speaker 3: to be more fresh, and they're on like doing.
Speaker 5: Five exactly so I have no idea what these guys
Speaker 5: gonna be like. I'm gona be on there for fourteen hours.
Speaker 5: I hope good movies. I just flew Norwegian here.
Speaker 3: That's the only way to pass the time. It's watched
Speaker 3: a bunch of movies that are edited down, movies that
Speaker 3: you would never have otherwise seen. With Bradley Cooper and them.
Speaker 1: Nicholas Sparks novels turned into movies.
Speaker 5: And a cab driver actually said he goes, oh, you
Speaker 5: look like Nicholas Cage and not actually goes Bradley Cooper
Speaker 5: and is it because I'm just wearing aviators And.
Speaker 4: He was like, yeah, you have the glasses and the beard.
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 5: Not how it lookalikes work, you have to bacially have
Speaker 5: some similarities.
Speaker 3: I would first ask him if he had seen American snooper. Oh,
Speaker 3: here's a lot of cab drivers probably don't like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah he was. He was. Actually I forgot what this
Speaker 4: guy was from. He was from Armenia. He's what.
Speaker 5: I also like, what LA is like, You've got like
Speaker 5: you don't mess around with the names of the areas.
Speaker 5: So his career town it's like little Armenia is Hannah
Speaker 5: Evob town, and it's like like like we've got Chinatown.
Speaker 5: It's like so ho, It's it's still an eclectic mix
Speaker 5: peop obviously quite a lot of journeys. But as soon
Speaker 5: as you get into Koreatown, it's like, oh, this is
Speaker 5: where you have to be Korean.
Speaker 3: Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's so odd that it is odd.
Speaker 3: I don't I just have gotten used to it. But
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a good thing.
Speaker 5: The town, she said, it was like she's like driven
Speaker 5: into the front part of a marathon and it was
Speaker 5: just like long distance looking runners.
Speaker 4: Like I was like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: And really good restaurants apparently, Yeah, everyone's and no one
Speaker 1: is holding a fork.
Speaker 3: You have to eat with Yeah, they have like this
Speaker 3: spongy bread and your just eat with your hands and
Speaker 3: you're not on a chair, You're sitting on a pillow.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 3: It's very messy, very uncomfortable, very delicious.
Speaker 4: That's it. It's not about you. Bet you'd have to
Speaker 4: queue outside for half an hour. Yes, club. So do
Speaker 4: you know which is a part of the airport I'm
Speaker 4: supposed to be.
Speaker 3: There is an international part of the airport. It's like
Speaker 3: right in the coulder sack of the airport.
Speaker 4: If you will, are you about? Are you collecting? It?
Speaker 4: Be good? If you collect another comedian on the way.
Speaker 3: Back, would be so great, It would be great.
Speaker 4: It's heart.
Speaker 3: It has worked out that way before, but it's always
Speaker 3: cutting it so close because there's a delay or someone
Speaker 3: lands early. It's it's risky business.
Speaker 4: Who have you got next?
Speaker 3: Well, we haven't thought beyond you that you make a
Speaker 3: good bon vyage final episode.
Speaker 4: This is the end of the year, specially in February.
Speaker 3: We have one in the bank, Jake Johanson that'll be
Speaker 3: coming out tomorrow and then you will be coming out
Speaker 3: the following Monday.
Speaker 4: Jay Johansen. Is he any relation to Pete Johanson? Who
Speaker 4: is it? No?
Speaker 1: But I know Peter Hansen. He's hilarious, he's great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, his wife and my fiance are very good friends.
Speaker 4: They actually set us up. So shout out. Yeah. He's
Speaker 4: from Canada, right, he is from Canada.
Speaker 1: You haven't seen him in yours.
Speaker 3: Very funny to Canada often, Chris.
Speaker 4: Uh not since I was fifteen. So I'm going to
Speaker 4: go with rarely on that one.
Speaker 3: When you're fifteen, you're probably like a future I was.
Speaker 4: I was closing shows.
Speaker 5: I got really caught up in drugs and stuff, and
Speaker 5: I've just started to rebuild my career.
Speaker 1: At the age of twenty, I basically ripped.
Speaker 4: Some crisps up at a party, left and commercials.
Speaker 3: It was a real person. It was wearing a wig. Now,
Speaker 3: now I know why you have such strong opinions about wigs.
Speaker 1: And how you're supposed to act.
Speaker 5: I want, I want because you might have some other
Speaker 5: comedians in town and maybe LA based people listening. Yes,
Speaker 5: if they're a part in a guy with a wig,
Speaker 5: say nice wig and see if it's maybe just one
Speaker 5: of those things that is really frowned upon in the
Speaker 5: wig wearing.
Speaker 1: Community, you know, just in general, say nice wig.
Speaker 3: Just say it to a guy that's actually bob.
Speaker 1: It's hard, is that what you said?
Speaker 4: Had? Yeah? Yeah, that one name going to the right
Speaker 4: bit great.
Speaker 3: B okay cool.
Speaker 5: I guess maybe like if you said nice hair to someone,
Speaker 5: that would just sound riddled with sarcasms. So like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I was actually I was being Maybe it's in my accent,
Speaker 5: I don't know, but he's English.
Speaker 1: If anyone's gonna understand you, it should have been that
Speaker 1: pink wigged asshole call fu.
Speaker 3: We all hate him.
Speaker 1: I hate that guy.
Speaker 3: I don't even have to meet him or see him.
Speaker 3: I want to kick him in the face.
Speaker 1: Well, there's nothing worse than should I just pull over here?
Speaker 5: This might be funny form of like sort of just
Speaker 5: like negative stereotyping, to just hate all men in pickworks,
Speaker 5: all white men and pick works.
Speaker 4: I think it's that times we're here.
Speaker 3: We are here, and this is the point, Chris, by
Speaker 3: the way, just as enjoyable to have you on my
Speaker 3: podcast as it wants to be on your it's you're
Speaker 3: you're terrific fun to talk.
Speaker 4: Thanks man, thank you having on podcast.
Speaker 3: We have a and we can't not do our sign off,
Speaker 3: but it involves us honking, and there's.
Speaker 4: No way you can do it like the meant to be.
Speaker 3: That's the point where I utilize my mouth worn yes,
Speaker 3: because this I'm not gonna do your guys, this family,
Speaker 3: I can tell they're quick to violence.
Speaker 4: I think I don't want to story type. I think
Speaker 4: they might be on my flight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're definitely going to go to an emirate
Speaker 1: of some sort somewhere.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Chris Martin for being under you need.
Speaker 1: Us have a good trip.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, the best of trips.
Speaker 1: And what will you tell everybody the name of your
Speaker 1: podcast so you can be ours.
Speaker 4: It's really subtlely titled.
Speaker 5: Carl Donnay and Chris Martin Comedy podcast is on the
Speaker 5: Old Things Comedy website as well.
Speaker 3: And if you live in the Australia area, Chris will
Speaker 3: be any go on down to Brisbane or Melbourne. I've
Speaker 3: never been there. You know Brisbane it sounds like a
Speaker 3: hit man that would wear a lot of sweatsuits. And
Speaker 3: check out Chris. It's going many. He's terrific. You've been
Speaker 3: listening to Do you need a ride? D y n
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