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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chriss m welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 1: This is Karl Gareth.

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Speaker 3: We are in Silver Lake, Silver Lake, heart of Silver,

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Speaker 3: Silver Lake Lounge. Yes, and the Silver Sun liquor store.

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Speaker 3: Made popular by the Silver Sun Pickups, a indie rock band.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand, Like canters, you get a pastrami sandwich.

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Speaker 1: You could get them any time of day, but it's

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Speaker 5: I'm I'm from London and we have one from England,

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Speaker 3: I There were things and I was like, the traditional

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Speaker 4: I was like, I don't get it to see if.

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Speaker 4: I was here.

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Speaker 5: This is three weeks to the day, three weeks of

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Speaker 4: I'm going to Australia.

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Speaker 5: So I'm going nice to do comedy, to do comedy,

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Speaker 5: I've had an absolute mare the Frozen nights. Sure for

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's good.

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Speaker 1: It's also just a timesaver.

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Speaker 4: Good to buy one. So you could say that.

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Speaker 5: When you are booking the fastest as the crow flight,

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Speaker 4: So what do you do?

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Speaker 3: You just take sleeping pills? Are you going to pop

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Speaker 5: Well, this is I was. I don't normally do stuff

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Speaker 4: In this country.

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Speaker 3: If I if I take sleeping pills and then I'm

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Speaker 4: Well yeah, exactly, this is what someone said to me.

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Speaker 4: My friend went. I was like, what's it good?

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Speaker 5: Because I know you can get stronger like stuff here

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Speaker 4: Prescription, isn't it? And my friend, I'll give you some ambience.

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Speaker 5: And then someone told me there's stories of people in

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Speaker 4: I'm like, a plane is the worst place to be excuse.

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Speaker 3: It's the most uncomfortable place to accidentally have sex because

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there is a guy on the other side of

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Speaker 4: It's a story right now.

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Speaker 3: I've told it before on a podcast called Horrifying Road

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Speaker 3: Stories That Almost made You quit. Oh my kind of

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Speaker 3: a long name for no Murray Valeriano's podcast Broad Stories.

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Speaker 3: I told it on there. I just spent a night

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Speaker 1: I didn't even have his podcast was born.

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Speaker 3: They broke up, guys, And not to feverishly change the subject,

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Speaker 3: Did you just say you and your fiance broke up?

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Speaker 4: What? Oh god, I.

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Speaker 5: Thought that's what you just know, that would be, that

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Speaker 4: No, we just break it up. We're just not in

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Speaker 3: Okay, you said you said an English version of that,

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Speaker 3: and like every time Rosie Perez speaks, I did not understand. Okay,

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Speaker 4: Well, she's just sort of moved it.

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Speaker 5: She's an actor, so she's a she's gonna be a

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Speaker 4: Guys, you can do both. I love about the sounds.

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Speaker 5: Everyone has like nine jobs, like even like a famous director.

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Speaker 3: You got to you gotta.

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Speaker 5: It's amazing, Like like, I didn't realize this about this town.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy to do in this town. It's kind

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can you can mark two black where I live,

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Speaker 5: Or Amsterdam and the wire like for real, Yeah, where

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Speaker 1: I've kind of threw one on the way to the

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Speaker 4: Is that what you do? The old press down the

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, sound effect, guys, this is many dimensional this podcast.

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Speaker 5: I was going to say, like four D. And if

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Speaker 3: I don't know. DVDs are very high tech these days.

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Speaker 5: Negative think we're so rich with Mike, were talking to

446
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:07,120
Speaker 5: microphones to each other. Yea, these guys, they use unnecessary

447
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,480
Speaker 5: electronics and having just a normal conversations.

448
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,480
Speaker 3: We just got passed by a quiz show. Was that

449
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,120
Speaker 3: cash care?

450
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,239
Speaker 1: That's our ticket out of this?

451
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,560
Speaker 4: Ben Bailey does that? Yeah, yeah he did. I remember

452
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,719
Speaker 4: watching him years ago in the UK. Is very funny.

453
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Speaker 3: Oh really, it's funny because I only know him from

454
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 3: that show. I've never seen his stand up comedy.

455
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,639
Speaker 4: It's good stand up.

456
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Speaker 5: I remember I was used to go, like when I

457
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,639
Speaker 5: was underaged before just before I started doing stand up,

458
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,159
Speaker 5: I used to go and watch at the local club

459
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Speaker 5: in West London and he was he was like, I

460
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Speaker 5: must have just like I don't think he went lows,

461
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 5: but he must have been on like twice in six

462
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Speaker 5: months and I saw him both times, and very like

463
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,959
Speaker 5: you guys, very well written, tight, good stand up.

464
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Speaker 4: It's good stand ups Americans. You guys know how to

465
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Speaker 4: write some good jokes.

466
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Speaker 3: Well, thank you what I've and correct me if I'm wrong.

467
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Speaker 3: I feel like almost most Americans that are worth their

468
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Speaker 3: are Nomy look up to English situation on sketch comedy

469
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 3: and have tried to mimic it even And I think

470
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Speaker 3: that maybe what of my experience in the UK was

471
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Speaker 3: that everyone kind of looked up to English stand up

472
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Speaker 3: or American stand up. English actually mean.

473
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Speaker 4: In the in England we looked up to American stand up.

474
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Speaker 3: Do you feel that?

475
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Speaker 5: I feel like, yeah, I think you guys have got

476
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Speaker 5: at the top of the game. You've got some fantastic

477
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Speaker 5: stand ups.

478
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Speaker 3: But it's there's a lot of middle ground.

479
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Speaker 4: No, there's like I think the clichedes.

480
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Speaker 5: Like what I would say is like what I'd imagine

481
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 5: is like a bad version of American stand up with

482
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Speaker 5: some guy going like, so my mom's Puerto Rican and

483
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Speaker 5: my dad's Irish, so it drinks around me.

484
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and I'm cleaning stuff I don't know whatever.

485
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 3: Like that's actually a good opener.

486
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 4: That's the it's always my dad's this.

487
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Speaker 5: That's like I bet like if I I've been to

488
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Speaker 5: many clubs here and I have not seen someone's quite

489
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 5: an eighties or nineties reference like I've seen people do there.

490
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Speaker 1: It's the let me tell you a little bit about

491
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Speaker 1: myself as a starter, it's weird.

492
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Speaker 5: It's like just just bye by being on stage talking

493
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 5: you are doing that, it's a funny.

494
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: It just goes.

495
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Speaker 4: It's like me going I'm about to say sentence, just

496
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:17,919
Speaker 4: then saying a sentence.

497
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Speaker 5: Get ready if you go, you read some jokes guys

498
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Speaker 5: before I start them.

499
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Speaker 3: Let me just remind you that I look like a

500
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Speaker 3: cross between so and so and so and so.

501
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Speaker 4: I love it.

502
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 3: Let's get that started.

503
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Speaker 4: Do you guys have someone someone's let themselves go a bit?

504
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Speaker 4: Was that a Frazer?

505
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Speaker 3: And yeah, like, oh, I look like Willie Walker on

506
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Speaker 3: a tired day.

507
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Speaker 4: So yeah, I've always wanted to go on and go

508
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Speaker 4: I know you guys.

509
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Speaker 5: He was always I know what you're thinking, and then

510
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Speaker 5: you because no one's actually and I want to go,

511
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Speaker 5: I know what you're thinking, and he glovers let himself

512
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Speaker 5: go a bit, and they'd be like, yeah.

513
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Speaker 3: That's not funny to me because I was actually already

514
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Speaker 3: thinking that. How is that a joke if it's already yeah,

515
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 3: you're not. You didn't surprise me with a new idea.

516
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Speaker 3: If you go to like a comedy class that teachers

517
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Speaker 3: stand up, which there's a lot of them.

518
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now there's so many classes and a brunch

519
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 4: and classes broadclass. Yeah, class twelve dollars.

520
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Speaker 3: What order?

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Speaker 5: Second rule, don't tell anyone about brunch class. Somehow not

522
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 5: telling people makes it more in demands come there.

523
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Speaker 1: It would be amazing if you got to brunch class

524
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Speaker 1: and it was just bare knuckle fighting.

525
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Speaker 4: Oh, that would be great. I haven't seen.

526
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've seen minimal violence here. I expect to see many.

527
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 5: I did see police questioning with two guys with handcuffs on.

528
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Speaker 3: Oh, well, were they at least being assertive? Uh?

529
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Speaker 4: Yeah, they weren't holding them tightly like there has been

530
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Speaker 4: a lot.

531
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Speaker 3: So you saw maybe verbal violent. You know, they had

532
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Speaker 3: them against the wall though, which a lot of times

533
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 3: words hurt as bad as stones or sticks. Exactly that

534
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Speaker 3: they're saying is not words will never hurt you, or

535
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Speaker 3: sometimes hurt you. I think I had a stroke because

536
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 3: for the last ten minutes I haven't been able to

537
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Speaker 3: complete a thought.

538
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Speaker 4: Have you known it?

539
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,439
Speaker 3: In my flush?

540
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 4: It's Sunday, it's a day of.

541
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Speaker 1: They are both very dilated. But other than that, you see,

542
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Speaker 1: I had.

543
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 3: A birthday party last night, Chris.

544
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Speaker 4: For your birthday, Yeah, fantastic.

545
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 3: And Karen got me a jar of I believe moonshine

546
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Speaker 3: with Maraschino cherries in it that soaked up the liquor,

547
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Speaker 3: and I was eating them like I was eating popcorn

548
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 3: at a tense movie.

549
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Speaker 1: Did you get super fucked up on those cherries? I got?

550
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Speaker 3: You know what, you don't be handing me moonshine cherries.

551
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Speaker 4: Wow.

552
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Speaker 3: I've always said that it was a great gift. I

553
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 3: thank you for it.

554
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 5: The American stereotype we have of you guys not being

555
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 5: able to to drink alcohol sounds about right when you

556
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 5: get pissed on cherries.

557
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got drunken fruit.

558
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: They were very moonshine cherries.

559
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Speaker 4: It is you may get in your bathtop. Yah.

560
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's very tube typically hillbilly.

561
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, like on a jar. Yes, a pomp out by

562
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 3: a woodshed.

563
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 1: Tastes like hairspread.

564
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Speaker 4: How did you make it?

565
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 1: I bought it. It was like. There's a liquor store

566
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Speaker 1: around the corner from my house, and at Christmas time,

567
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: I went in there trying to get a last minute

568
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 1: gift for my friend and they just had this whole

569
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Speaker 1: display of cherries soaked in moonshine, and I just thought,

570
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: that's that's everything, That's what everyone wants. So I just

571
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 1: keep going back to that display.

572
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 3: Karen doesn't drink, so she actually isn't sure what everyone wants.

573
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: I'm giving them what I want. Secretly. I would get.

574
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Speaker 3: So so if I was gonna because I don't drink,

575
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Speaker 3: if I was gonna drink, I would eat it exactly.

576
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 4: Brumch just alcoholic brumps. At the point is it.

577
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 3: Was my birthday and there's friends there, some I haven't

578
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 3: seen in years, and uh, I got a little excited

579
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 3: and I tried to drown it with different types of liquor.

580
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Speaker 1: Everybody did.

581
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Speaker 2: At a normal hour, at a normal hour, can I

582
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 2: I went to for my final night in Los Angeles

583
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: to what I guess would be described as like Hollywood

584
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 2: like parties, and just like I went to a super

585
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 2: Bowl party before with do you guys know.

586
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 5: Dave Holmes, Yeah, a super nice guy and and it

587
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 5: was like his friend Josh's house and it's like loads

588
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 5: of guys who did improv and she got so it's

589
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 5: just so fun like'ch a nice vibe.

590
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, mainly comedian.

591
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 5: Like I'm not saying comedians are a high breed of people,

592
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 5: but I'm just saying, like just easy to just people

593
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 5: think we're all awkward and stuff, and we have moments

594
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 5: of that, but just have a chat, like we don't

595
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 5: care so much about who someone is or whatever. But

596
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 5: then last night me and Hannah went to Too and I

597
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 5: just it was really odd, like it was I didn't

598
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 5: see that many famous people there.

599
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 4: But then I comically with one guy.

600
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 5: I recognized him, and I thought I just recognized him

601
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 5: from like Britain, from like a comedy, like knowing a

602
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,919
Speaker 5: comedian and helping her a com I was convinced that

603
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 5: was it, and I went, do you work in comedy?

604
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 4: And he was like, oh yeah.

605
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 5: I was like, oh cool, do you like do you

606
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 5: know Tiff Stevenson, who's just like a female comedian?

607
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:09,360
Speaker 3: Yeah?

608
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, And he went, no, do you ever worked have

609
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 5: you been as old rope this comedy? Goes like no,

610
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 5: so what do you do in comedy? Goes oh, I

611
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 5: like right with Steve Coogan and David Deal. And then

612
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 5: I was realized I'd seen him an episode of Alan

613
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 5: Partridge and I was just speaking to a guy I

614
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 5: recognized on TV.

615
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 4: And I must have looked like I'd just done that

616
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 4: like fake thing.

617
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

618
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 5: Then and it was right by the toilet and he

619
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 5: was in front, in the front of the cue of

620
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 5: the time and.

621
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Speaker 4: I wasn't even queuing. I was waiting for Hannah. So

622
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,919
Speaker 4: I'm just standing and now over it is.

623
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 5: How psychotic as And I'm standing up at the front

624
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 5: of the cube for a toilet, not needing the toilet,

625
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 5: grilling him. And then the toilet became free, and I went,

626
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 5: you can now go to the.

627
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 3: I love when that. I was jogging on the beach,

628
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 3: as I do once every three months, and I passed

629
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 3: a guy that I thought I knew, and I was

630
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 3: like hey, I said. It was such convincing familiarity. It's

631
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 3: like hey, and he's like like, oh hey, and he

632
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 3: jogged by, and then we both realized. I realized, oh

633
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 3: that's Josh Brolin, famous.

634
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: Wow.

635
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 3: He realized, Oh, I don't know that guy. He just

636
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 3: thought he knew me, and so we just both at

637
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 3: the peripherally. I just saw him just kind of exhale

638
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 3: and shake his head.

639
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 4: He was joking there so you could make a fosse.

640
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, we both like to stay active, Hollywood, Huh.

641
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: I did that in a grocery store parking lot with

642
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,719
Speaker 1: a guy that I The second I saw him, I

643
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: was like, that's my friend's friend. I know him from

644
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: a party or something, so we said hi to each other,

645
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: and then in the store itself, we kept walking by

646
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: each other and finally I said, you're friends with my

647
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: friend CJ. Right, And he goes no, and I said, oh,

648
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I thought I knew you from a certain

649
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: circle of friends. And he was like, no, you look

650
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: familiar to me too, And we had like this weird conversation,

651
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: and then as I was talking to him, I realized

652
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: he was from Snakes on a Plane, which I had

653
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: just watched the night before. He was the snake expert

654
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: from Snakes on a Plane who's like, he's the best

655
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: one in the whole movie, so hilarious, and it was

656
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: the most embarrassing thing. Like, as I was talking, I

657
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: was like, you're from the movie I watched last night.

658
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 3: So did he lie and say or do you think

659
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 3: you were familiar to him as well?

660
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: No, I'm sure he was lying, and he's trying to

661
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: be polite to a girl that wouldn't stop saying hi

662
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:22,719
Speaker 1: to him.

663
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 3: Bagally, I know, Oh, you know what, I'm wrong. I

664
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 3: don't know you. You're just the person that enjoyed me

665
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 3: and Snakes on a Plane.

666
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 4: I'm from the privacy at about that film.

667
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 3: So he would probably not a ton.

668
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 4: No, I don't know.

669
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 3: I bet he doesn't get as many compliments as there

670
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 3: were snakes on that motherfucking plane.

671
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: No, Chris, if there were snakes on your plane that

672
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: you're about to take, that.

673
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 3: Plane you're about to not to make you.

674
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: Know what I did, What would your reaction be?

675
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 4: I think, I don't know, you really like many snakes

676
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 4: on them?

677
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, a whole bunch a gaggle of fucking motherfucking snakes.

678
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 4: I think I'd use everything near me to hit them,

679
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 4: and before I got very quickly overpowered. I think enough

680
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 4: of any no matter how small it is.

681
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 5: If there's more than about three of them toddlers over

682
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 5: three toddlers coming for me and they really want it,

683
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 5: I'm dead.

684
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 3: So they're not snakes anymore. You're talking about human baby.

685
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 4: Talking about human babies.

686
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 3: Oh wow, well that actually might happen.

687
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: It should happen.

688
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 5: You're just you're going to hit them, You're gonna I'm

689
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 5: just trying to I'm going to use stuff around me.

690
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 5: This the I think the end of the seat belt, well,

691
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 5: you can get a bit of leverage off the kind

692
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 5: of be sure.

693
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 3: Before you do that, pay attention to the stewardess's, you know,

694
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 3: example of how to use that seat belt because you

695
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 3: don't want to hit the baby wrong with it.

696
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 4: That's the necessary thing. I love that we're doing airplane humor.

697
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, a humor is I still think there's so much

698
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 5: dumb stuff always making it dumber, like there's always something

699
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 5: new they do.

700
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 4: Although I did I remember I was going on, why

701
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 4: do they always check your ticket again?

702
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 5: Like when you've done it to the person, you've gone

703
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 5: through the gangway, and they often will recheck it on

704
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 5: the plane and they've sort of stopped doing it on

705
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 5: some British airwayslights.

706
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 4: But then someone wrote into.

707
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 5: Our podcast, I think that's all about that, and they

708
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 5: said I used to work on a flight and some

709
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 5: guy who was like meant to go to Manchester and

710
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 5: end up in a Denmark. That does happen? Like yeah,

711
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 5: I was like in my head it only ever happened

712
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 5: home alone too, But it happens many different times.

713
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: Kevin, it just seems like it's everything's impossible now since

714
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,239
Speaker 1: nine to eleven, like everything's so checky, But things do

715
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: happen like that all the time.

716
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 5: Can I ask you a quick question about Lax Airport

717
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 5: I was there two years ago, and you know most airports,

718
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 5: when you go through the.

719
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,479
Speaker 4: Security, you get to the really good stuff.

720
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 5: I remember two years ago there was literally one one cafe.

721
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 4: Is it still like that?

722
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 3: It depends on which there are certain uh you know

723
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 3: terminals where I'm surprised that there's nowhere to eat or

724
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 3: get last minute food, and then another terminal there's a

725
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 3: fall on food court.

726
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 4: I've got to start. I've got to just grownd up

727
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 4: and osk.

728
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 3: You have a pretty good chance of finding something to eat.

729
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: But it's and also you're an international right.

730
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 3: Lax is one of the worst airports as far as

731
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 3: human need human needs being modern in any way. It's

732
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 3: just an airport that was made in the sixties and

733
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 3: they haven't touched it. There's some dust and some you

734
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 3: know some There.

735
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: Is that one they put in a macaroon store in

736
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: that one gate one area that I think is so hilarious.

737
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: It's like the one thing no one needs or wants.

738
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: Those fancy little French cookies cost eight dollars.

739
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 3: Barely know what a macaroon is exactly.

740
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, Is that the same as a meringue?

741
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: No, it's like meringues are those hard whipped cream things

742
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: and macaroons look like their pastel colored oreos basic and

743
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: they're like very hip.

744
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 5: Now, which is this trivial version? I know you love

745
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 5: a coolback, Chris.

746
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: I was all podcasts.

747
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 3: All I was doing was calling back to things but

748
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 3: they had been said like a minute earlier.

749
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 5: You were literally just starting your sentence again every end

750
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 5: of every sentence.

751
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 3: I would start a sentence with a word and ended

752
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 3: with that same word and think it was a callback

753
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 3: where see I just did it. Where it's right, more

754
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 3: like trivial pursuit cookies.

755
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: You just did that your passion It really is, it

756
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: really is.

757
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 4: I'd love a good callback. It's fantastic.

758
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, just take it.

759
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 5: Was a human in certain ways, something about you remembering

760
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 5: someone remembering something.

761
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 3: People like to be reminded that they've been listening. It's

762
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 3: so true.

763
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: It's about shared experience and it's yeah.

764
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 5: It's like we've passed the quiz, which in a way

765
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 5: is like being good at trivia pursuit, and that is

766
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 5: a callback instide of.

767
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: Cool back, and then we're calling back callbacks.

768
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 4: I like it.

769
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 1: Lay it.

770
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 5: It was another thing I was gonna say about the

771
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 5: Hollywood party. Sorry to go I mean, this is not

772
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 5: this is me?

773
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 3: Just who was it from? Because at that Alan Partridge

774
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 3: the movie, you know, I don't think in the movie.

775
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 4: I think he was just a writer.

776
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 5: He writes it, okay, and then you know sometimes but

777
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 5: the writer in for a couple of minutes. I think

778
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 5: he just been in and I can't quite remember what

779
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 5: it was, but I was like, But then also that party,

780
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 5: wasn't the guy that laughed. It wasn't the guy that

781
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 5: I love, that guy, Eldon, the guy says the racist thing.

782
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: Ye, I'm one of those people that is obsessed with

783
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: British television.

784
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,280
Speaker 4: Right, I love it. And Alan Partridge is phenomenal.

785
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 5: Me and all my friends who were sixteen used to

786
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 5: just speak like him for like, and you can still

787
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 5: he there's quite people to do comment got this kind

788
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 5: of like hi guys like shootsy voice.

789
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so fun. It's just everything funny. Everything said

790
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 4: in that voice is funny.

791
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 1: And when he sings, when he the one where he

792
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: entered singing Wuthering Heights and then writer as the woman

793
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: at the counter starts singing, he goes, don't see which

794
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: bad sounds bad?

795
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 3: So who else was that?

796
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: Yeah?

797
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 5: So the first one so me and a Hanni thought

798
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 5: everyone just be like mingling and chatting. And then and

799
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,720
Speaker 5: then we sort of just after about an hour, just realized,

800
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 5: you know, like we've been giving we've been putting some good,

801
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 5: good solids like small talk in here, and no one

802
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 5: gave a fuck honestly, like and I think it was

803
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 5: like maybe on the parties were I guess I was

804
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 5: thinking to think if I had a party and I

805
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 5: knew everyone, And then two people who just we didn't

806
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 5: know anyone, but someone who's kind of invited me.

807
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 4: If some I don't know if I'd be bothered to

808
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 4: speak to them. But they were British people.

809
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 5: But we saw one guy who is in the latest

810
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 5: series of Homeland, who is the did you watch it?

811
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 4: You watch it?

812
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't.

813
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: I watched the first season.

814
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 5: He okay, right, he was in a newer guy. He's

815
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 5: like a military Pakistan military chief. I think he's an

816
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 5: English actor. And I went to the second party and

817
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 5: saw another man from Homeland, the black guy who is

818
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 5: the head of the whatever the he's the head of

819
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 5: series one, also an English actor, and that was and

820
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 5: then the second party was more like the first one

821
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 5: was quite like kind of like just kind of small talk.

822
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 4: He like polite.

823
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 5: Second one was like started at ten o'clock, was like

824
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 5: people do we driven and weren't drinking, but people were

825
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 5: doing naughty things. And then I just you know, when

826
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 5: someone just kills your vibe straight away. Guy next to

827
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 5: me had a pink wig on right, obviously because it

828
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 5: was the sixties party didn't realize and I just, honestly,

829
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 5: I mean, it wasn't the greatest opener from me, but

830
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 5: if you were in a wig, you've got to expect

831
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 5: someone to say this.

832
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 4: I went nice wig, right.

833
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 3: And also, why why are you wearing that wirch? I

834
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 3: just said, that's the follow.

835
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 4: Well I didn't.

836
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 5: I just went nice wig right, like expected him to

837
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 5: be like, oh yeah, like no, Like he honestly acted

838
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 5: like I just asked a ship on his wig. He looked,

839
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 5: and I was like and then his mate like next

840
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,399
Speaker 5: to him stopped talking look to me, and then.

841
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 4: Karen I was like, oh, fuck off. It's like all.

842
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 5: Starts and strangers conversations and not good but at least acknowledge,

843
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 5: at least go ah yeah. Like it was like I

844
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 5: ruined the whole party. And then I just was like,

845
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 5: you know that to someone's rather than I don't know,

846
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 5: I never get angry.

847
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 3: I filled of right, Yeah that I noticed that, And

848
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 3: that's saying no one's willing to have any humility, Like

849
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 3: people aren't willing to be embarrassed, like, oh, I know, look,

850
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 3: I'm pretending to be someone I'm not and then take

851
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 3: off the wig you got me, buddy, That's how someone

852
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 3: would act at home.

853
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 4: Cool.

854
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 1: Well, but that's also all of Los Angeles. Everyone's pretending

855
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,919
Speaker 1: to be someone they're not, so they can't like that's

856
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,479
Speaker 1: the old everybody's at those parties. It's like when Sarah

857
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: Silverman has those parties and everyone gets so tense and

858
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: crazy and hi because there there's so many famous people there,

859
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: so everyone's kind of weirdly posturing and not really.

860
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 3: Talking to you, talking in a weird higher version of

861
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:49,479
Speaker 3: their own voice.

862
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of louder and higher, and actually they're.

863
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 4: Having the best conversation of the party. Yeah, like it was.

864
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's because, like I was trying

865
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 5: to think, like, is it the fact that because EVERYON'SID,

866
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 5: I'm like l a fake And I hadn't seen any

867
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 5: of that in silver Leg at all, but there maybe

868
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 5: that was unless you're important, no one really wants to.

869
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 3: You'll see it at a party for sure.

870
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,399
Speaker 4: It's so annoying though.

871
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 5: It was just like I wasn't drinking, and in my head,

872
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 5: I'm like, in the UK, I would have been drinking,

873
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 5: but like I think even I have been drinking and

874
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 5: they would have just no one gave a ship because

875
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 5: didn't know you were, which was a bit annoying.

876
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 4: And my guys in the UK just as many people

877
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 4: wouldn't know.

878
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: Who I am, but they you know, but they'd be nice.

879
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 4: That'd be nice. I was just he was British as well.

880
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 4: It's what annoyed me.

881
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 1: Was like, oh, there's a lot of assholes in the story.

882
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 4: Well I should have gone. Is actually nice? Wig? No

883
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 4: reaction all right, ship Wig?

884
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 3: He was an asshole in Britain. That's a fake thing

885
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 3: no matter where they're from. That's one thing that a

886
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 3: lot of people that move here haven't common is this

887
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 3: assholey unshakeable confidence. And that's why they are. That's why

888
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 3: people move here. They're like, I have something to offer

889
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 3: the world.

890
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 1: I'm my town's biggest asshole. I'm going to move to

891
00:39:58,880 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: Los Angeles.

892
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like that'd be like nice part that feels like.

893
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 5: But then I say comedians and like, you know, you

894
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 5: could get some comedians ego obsessed. But at least I

895
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 5: feel like you could just have a bit of banter.

896
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: With someone and don't wear a wig if you don't

897
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: want to.

898
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 3: It was like a comedic juggler or some kind of.

899
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 4: Maybe it's just real hair.

900
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it looks like a real hair.

901
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 3: He was born that way, and his whole life all

902
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 3: he's heard is people say nice wig. You Yeah, when.

903
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 4: You're you're tool and someone goes you're tool, He's just

904
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 4: like dickheads.

905
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,399
Speaker 1: It's my own beautiful pink hair.

906
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 3: My dad was a redhead and my mother was a rabbit.

907
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 3: And you're making fun of me again, just like everyone

908
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 3: had my whole family.

909
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 5: And his friend, his friend looked almost as offended, and

910
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,919
Speaker 5: his friends like, and you know about John and his hair,

911
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 5: come on, mate feeling.

912
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,399
Speaker 1: That's when you just knock their drink out of their hands.

913
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 4: And that wouldn't you.

914
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 5: I think everyone like twice a month she would have

915
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,240
Speaker 5: to smash a drink at someone's hands. No ramification stretch.

916
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 5: How much healthy would the world be? Way less murder

917
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 5: if you could just flip a tray.

918
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 4: That's the best one. Waitresses tray flipp it the building.

919
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 3: One time I had had a party and everyone was

920
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 3: kind of acting like an asshole. And this girl Stephanie Askeahita,

921
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 3: who used to act crazy all the time in a

922
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 3: way that made me laugh. But she just all of

923
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 3: a sudden said, well, this party sucks, and she took

924
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 3: a bag of chips and popped it. Oh yeah, but

925
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 3: so they all smashed and it popped open and she

926
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 3: swung it around her head like a lass up and

927
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 3: chips went everywhere, and then she just went out the door.

928
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 3: I didn't see her for another couple of years.

929
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,280
Speaker 4: That's amazing.

930
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 5: She went on the run after Hollywood would't let her

931
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 5: back in after a chip management.

932
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, she just left.

933
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: And started a new life in a different town.

934
00:41:55,840 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 3: She just started doing some commercial acting fantastic for lads

935
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 3: of potato chips. But yeah, that was the best party.

936
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 4: That's a great exit.

937
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 3: She had just lost it. She was like, I've had

938
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 3: enough of everyone acting the way they're acting. How about

939
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 3: I make it rain chip particles.

940
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 5: I think you need to just feed a couple of

941
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 5: just like I'm trying to think of back it. When

942
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 5: I was younger, there'd be you know, when we started

943
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 5: drinking in the UK, and then some guy would just

944
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 5: act like an idiot. But then it would be kind

945
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 5: of bring everyone together. I remember one guy in the

946
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 5: year above me called Rob Kyle, Robin Kyle, and he

947
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 5: was he loved rugby and loved drinking loads and being

948
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 5: like you know, and some people like trying to chow

949
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 5: up ladies and later chairman. He was just like, I

950
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 5: will get pissed, just like Frank the tank in old

951
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 5: school essentially.

952
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 4: And he came in. He's in his boxer shorts.

953
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 5: He goes, Mate, everyone is swimming in the pond outside.

954
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 4: You want to come in.

955
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 5: They was swimming in the mate, check out the pond.

956
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 4: When outside it was just a big puddle.

957
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 5: He was he was in a was like in his pants,

958
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 5: just sitting in a big puddle. He thought it was

959
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 5: that drunk he thought it was a pond, Which is

960
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 5: funny because you.

961
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 4: Guys all have like pools that your parties.

962
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 5: Here was like a pond would be off the chain

963
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 5: to have like an urban dwelling. On the left, those

964
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 5: digging machines they look like in Beverly Hills, cop too

965
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 5: when he goes to the scene of the gun exchange.

966
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 4: Film it is.

967
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 3: I think it's probably film. Anytime you need to be

968
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 3: in Texas for any movie, they just should out here.

969
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 3: But oil rig what do they do now?

970
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: They're still pumping oil?

971
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 4: Is oil still under there?

972
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 3: Oh?

973
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: Yeah?

974
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why it's so cheap in this town.

975
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:47,280
Speaker 1: There's also there's oil in Beverly Hills. There's an oil

976
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: direc like that at Beverly Hills High School.

977
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 4: So in a high school. Yeah, Like where do they

978
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 4: get a kick back off the government?

979
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:03,240
Speaker 1: There's no public transportation, Like that's good in Los Angeles

980
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: because the oil companies own this town with Chinatown. Isn't

981
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: that what China?

982
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,959
Speaker 3: I've heard That's what I always heard, and I don't

983
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 3: even I've never seen Chinatown, but I've heard the car

984
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 3: companies try and are the reason there isn't public transit.

985
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, there used to be trains that went from like

986
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 1: downtown all the way to Santa Monica. The train tracks

987
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 1: are still there, but they pulled them all out because

988
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: the oil companies were, like ever getting everybody in cars.

989
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 3: So that's what's underground. There are like subway entrance things

990
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 3: that are just fenced off and they're empty tunnels.

991
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: Then I think they were above ground from what I know.

992
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: But this is this could all be made up.

993
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 4: There are also this could.

994
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: Be This is the research portion of our podcast.

995
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 4: Go ahead and look at.

996
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 3: The I heard this from a tiny little expert that

997
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 3: is conjured and sitting on my shoulder currently. Oh, he

998
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,879
Speaker 3: says the most amazing Sorry now a version of him

999
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 3: wearing a red lea, stared and holding a pitch for

1000
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 3: a talking.

1001
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 1: He says, kill all the cats, kill the cat.

1002
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 3: What's that have to do with fossil fuels, Yeah, we can.

1003
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,280
Speaker 4: You can burn them and then are a nice substitution.

1004
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 4: They're actually organic.

1005
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,919
Speaker 3: They are. It's just like fossil fuels because cats eat

1006
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 3: so many fish, like where they play a fish and

1007
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 3: just pull out bones. Oh, they're filled with the actual facile.

1008
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1009
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was probably a bad idea.

1010
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:30,919
Speaker 4: I like that.

1011
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 3: Hey, don't look at me, look at the guy on

1012
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 3: my shoulder that's invisible.

1013
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, his catfish based human.

1014
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 3: He writes exactly fifty percent of my jokes that.

1015
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 4: You're mostly human from cartoons.

1016
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 5: He also thinks that most humans turn into big steaming.

1017
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 4: Hams when you're hunger.

1018
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 5: But my favorite cartoon imagery is always big steaming hams

1019
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 5: when you're hungry. Yeah, eating a fish and coming out

1020
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 5: with all the bones intact, but also on a windowsil oh, yeah,

1021
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 5: floating towards it, hop pawn a window silk like the.

1022
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: Smell is like a finger that goes under the cat

1023
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: and brings it towards.

1024
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 4: Very disappointed with the lack of window sill based pies.

1025
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 4: I've seen you gotta go.

1026
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 3: Out to the country for that where the hobos go.

1027
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 5: Someone pretty recycle and I get some money for it.

1028
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 3: My favorite would have to be when you walk off

1029
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 3: a cliff and then, realizing you don't have one, you

1030
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 3: pull out a sign that says, I wish this was

1031
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 3: a parachute, and then you of course fall after a pause.

1032
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: Mid I like playing the piano all the way off

1033
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:37,760
Speaker 1: the piano.

1034
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 4: Oh that's great.

1035
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of my favorites.

1036
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 3: Could you elaborate because I actually, well.

1037
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: It's like when bugs Bunny becomes a concert pianists and

1038
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: just puts on white gloves and he plays and then

1039
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: it goes all the way up and then it just

1040
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 1: keeps going. His fingers keep going, but there's no more piano.

1041
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 3: Keys, but there is still piano sound. Yes, that's my

1042
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 3: favorite as well, stuff like that.

1043
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 4: Are we in a dodgy neighborhood yet? No?

1044
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 3: No, No, that was just that one guy. That was

1045
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 3: actually just that one guy.

1046
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 4: Across the border.

1047
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 3: He actually played a murderer and in home Land. God,

1048
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call back.

1049
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not my laugh.

1050
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 5: I always I think I know my laugh, and then

1051
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 5: sometimes my laugh will surprise me.

1052
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 4: Yes, it's just.

1053
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 3: A cartoon character that lives inside of your.

1054
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 5: No, I've had that was the other thing I was

1055
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,919
Speaker 5: going to say, Like food wise, U saying food's bad?

1056
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 4: I thought Chipotle? Yeah, yeah, otherways like it is now

1057
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 4: I still at That's how I thought it was Chipotle.

1058
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 5: I thought it was Chipotle at first.

1059
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 3: One time I was in there and I heard of

1060
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 3: he was about five years old. Pronounce it better than me. Okay, yeah,

1061
00:47:58,680 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 3: I think it's Chipotle.

1062
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 5: Is that why people go just to find don't guys,

1063
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 5: I'll have a number one and how the fun do

1064
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 5: you pronounce it? I thought it was like a kind

1065
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 5: of crap chain, but that I've heard from people in

1066
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 5: the last couple of days, it's like putting mcdonald'st business

1067
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 5: because it's got really high ethics.

1068
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 1: And like it is McDonald's. It's the same parent.

1069
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 3: Company it used to be and apparently isn't anymore.

1070
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 5: Apparently they've got someone told me in the East Coast

1071
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 5: they closed one hundred stores because they they they're they're

1072
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 5: like farm hadn't produced the level they require, and they said,

1073
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 5: we won't serve the food.

1074
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 3: Exactly they did. Their pork for whatever reason, was at

1075
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 3: a lower They're like, we found out they were feeding

1076
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 3: the pigs wrong, so we will not be serving pork. Yeah,

1077
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 3: that was an issue.

1078
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: So McDonald's has nothing to do with I.

1079
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 3: Think they used to do and now they don't. That's

1080
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 3: what i've heard again, like little guy on.

1081
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: My shoulder, and I mean just yelling sell it, sell it.

1082
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 4: We'll just pausing on the inflation.

1083
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: Now. What I think is creepy about Chipotle is I

1084
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: lived in New York like four years ago, and everyone

1085
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: in New York were constantly talking about Chipotle, like we

1086
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: have to go there, let's go there for lunch. And

1087
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: I was always like, it's crappy and it has white rice,

1088
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,919
Speaker 1: like it's that's not Mexican food.

1089
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 3: Apparently the only thing that makes it unhealthy? Is the rice?

1090
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 3: Apparently the rice is just riddled with the chemicals. Yeah,

1091
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 3: bacon fat. I don't.

1092
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 4: Well.

1093
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: But then when I got back to California, like three

1094
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,959
Speaker 1: years later, they start opening all the chains. Then I

1095
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: found myself going there all the time. And now I

1096
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: kind of love it, and I feel like it's it's chemical,

1097
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: Like it's not my choice. It's not good Mexican food, right.

1098
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 3: No, it's the same reason I smoked cigarettes for twelve years.

1099
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,280
Speaker 3: Chipotle proud sponsor rye.

1100
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: Ye go get you some get addicted.

1101
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 4: Do they really need the appetizing sounds of Chipotle?

1102
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 3: Don't say it eat it?

1103
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, but no, I I thought, yeah, I like the

1104
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 5: sound of it.

1105
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 4: I mean, you never know if it's pr or not,

1106
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 4: but I think that's good.

1107
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1108
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 1: I did they care.

1109
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard that they care too, and they were

1110
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 3: like I didn't hear that they were closing, but I

1111
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 3: heard they're like, no, that topping is not available right

1112
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 3: now because that's not up to our standards, which you

1113
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 3: don't hear from.

1114
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 5: I don't hear that. In McDonald's. Someone told me they

1115
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 5: put beef in the chips in McDonald's, which is a funny,

1116
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 5: you know, when you hear that they do that, and

1117
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 5: there's like, how is there not a cheaper option.

1118
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 3: In the or in the French fra?

1119
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 5: Someone said that is I think Carl actually again, wow

1120
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 5: he read it somewhere.

1121
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 4: I heard him say it, and so I.

1122
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 1: Just thought, yeah, I just think it said there's nineteen

1123
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: ingredients in McDonald's f.

1124
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. Yeah, and one of them is beef guys.

1125
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 3: On a liquid level or something. So how is that

1126
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 3: like eyedropper of beef?

1127
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 4: Yeah? Like how is that cheaper than just cutting up

1128
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 4: a potato?

1129
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 5: Like?

1130
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 3: I don't know? And why does the meat come out

1131
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 3: of a cocking gun at Taco Bell?

1132
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never been to Taco bell as I would

1133
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 5: call it a taco bell. I've never been cro it

1134
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 5: doesn't It strikes me is that's that's definitely.

1135
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 3: Worse than it is, and it is and I am

1136
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 3: from a young age. I was addicted to it like

1137
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 3: it was candy because I don't have much of a

1138
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 3: sweet tooth, but I do have a taco tooth, okay,

1139
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 3: And that's why you don't see me smile in a

1140
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 3: lot of photos.

1141
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: All that green let us hanging.

1142
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 4: Out of your just a tiny taco.

1143
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 3: For a tooth.

1144
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: Well, my favorite story is out of Taco Bell, like

1145
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: four years ago they did they did a story that

1146
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: they found that their meat was like only forty beef

1147
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,839
Speaker 1: and they didn't know what the rest of the substance was.

1148
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:44,439
Speaker 1: And one of the things was sawdust. I swear to god,

1149
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 1: was it actually yes?

1150
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 4: Oh my god, oh.

1151
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, which I love. I just think that's I mean,

1152
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: you know it's bad when you're going there, but then

1153
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: when you actually find out what's really happening.

1154
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 5: I mean the guy making that, like, like, at what

1155
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 5: point are you making.

1156
00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 4: That as a human being?

1157
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 5: Thinking, like, I know there's moral jobs, but when you're

1158
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 5: putting dust in food, and when you're putting the stuff

1159
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 5: that most people try and get out of the house,

1160
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 5: and you're going that should go in this item.

1161
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: In someone's mouth, you know, if you'll save some money

1162
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: in you're it.

1163
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 3: You had a conveyor belt with twelve other workers, and

1164
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 3: your job specifically is just saw two bay four us

1165
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 3: and sprinkle, sprinkle the sprinkle the wood dust.

1166
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: Tearing up newspapers and sprinkling.

1167
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,879
Speaker 3: I know that you have benefits, but are you spiritually

1168
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 3: fulfilled as a human?

1169
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 5: I like to think that those guys maybe when you

1170
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 5: know their house is dusty, rather than be depressed, I

1171
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 5: think there's dinner time.

1172
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 4: Let's add this to the recipe.

1173
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: Children, gather's having dust.

1174
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 4: For Tata's for dinner. I'm a little bit of an

1175
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 4: expert core ingredients.

1176
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:56,359
Speaker 3: No, I know why they hired this carpenter. Yeah, oh,

1177
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 3: this guy's squirrel. You know it's always a BMW.

1178
00:52:59,160 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 4: It was a shipment.

1179
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, BMW arrogant do they drive? And the big

1180
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 5: big b and one in a big car is basically

1181
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 5: drives like an asshole. I mean drivers in this country. Fact,

1182
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 5: my favorite thing you guys do is like that BMW

1183
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 5: driver would probably happily put that car in a compact space.

1184
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you guys don't give a ship about that.

1185
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 5: I was driving a compact is because no one drives one,

1186
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 5: and then you'd see like a fucking stretch limo.

1187
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: In it be.

1188
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 5: You guys are so such polite people in this country,

1189
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 5: apart from like cliche, when you're in a.

1190
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 3: Car, you're exactly everyone's an asshole and car in this town,

1191
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 3: I'm anole.

1192
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 4: No one's thanks me. Like in the UK, if i'll

1193
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 4: pull over, let you go past.

1194
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 5: Little hands say thanks, or a little flash of the

1195
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,800
Speaker 5: lights that doesn't exist in this country.

1196
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: No, no, well, because they probably won't let you in

1197
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:49,879
Speaker 1: the first place.

1198
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 5: Probably hang out with a pink wig guy to the

1199
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 5: least favorite people drivers.

1200
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 3: Be really good under your skin.

1201
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 4: I'm going to be talking about him for the rest

1202
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 4: of this.

1203
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 1: It's just gonna just what if it turns out it

1204
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: with Steve Coogan's.

1205
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 5: Dame and I said, way, Barry Humphries, my apologies to you.

1206
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: If you're listening trying to have a weekend off.

1207
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 4: He's got he's got adverts.

1208
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know. His adverts are everywhere in town.

1209
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 5: They're like on every have you seen them, They're like, yeah,

1210
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 5: he's got it. Must have been doing his farewell tour

1211
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,919
Speaker 5: on like roads like this, like more into town. That'll

1212
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,479
Speaker 5: just be a pick on every lamp post.

1213
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 4: There'll be a.

1214
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: Picture in Wow, is it live? A live show?

1215
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 4: Live show?

1216
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 5: I always think will the novelty of just a guy

1217
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 5: in drag, But there's there's a mark like he'll never

1218
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,320
Speaker 5: we're young, we're cutting edge comedians.

1219
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 4: Certainly.

1220
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's still it is funny, to be fair,

1221
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 5: there's certain things that just will always inherently be funny.

1222
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: Drag comedy is one of my favorite styles of comedy

1223
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: because it's people who have had it really hard are

1224
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: always funnier than the average person in my opinion, totally,

1225
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: and somebody that can stand a man standing up dressed

1226
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:09,760
Speaker 1: totally like a woman is going to be hilarious. They're

1227
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: they're just going to be able to handle anything and

1228
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: be hilarious and have the best comebacks. My favorite the quickest.

1229
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 4: We met him at this bar in London. It's called

1230
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 4: Cellar Door.

1231
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 5: It's an old toilet public toilets and I have a

1232
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 5: small bar and they always have that drag acts.

1233
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 4: So me and Hannah went there.

1234
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 5: And there was such a good like he was like

1235
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 5: basically he didn't I didn't have a wig, but he

1236
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,319
Speaker 5: was really kind of like Hella Dally and he was

1237
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 5: really nice to Hannah but basically just caned all the

1238
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,720
Speaker 5: other women's clothing.

1239
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 4: I was like, are you just a drag act so

1240
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,320
Speaker 4: you can be mean to women and get away?

1241
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 5: That's that vibe is Oh, I can't believe you came

1242
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:50,839
Speaker 5: out like It's like if I said that, I'd get

1243
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 5: hit in the head. I like the idea of a

1244
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 5: guy fully committing just a shaving.

1245
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 3: Estic drag queen. Yeah, it's the best, It's fantastic.

1246
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: It's kind of all the fashion world.

1247
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 3: Just talk a little shop here.

1248
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 4: Let's talk some shop.

1249
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 3: What's what's your airline?

1250
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 4: Etty had Airways.

1251
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 5: I don't think they're a real company, and I have

1252
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 5: to go through Abu Dabby assume. I think I've flown

1253
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 5: with them before. They're like kind of quite affordable long distance.

1254
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: They're the southwest of Can I give you guys a

1255
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:25,399
Speaker 1: little tip.

1256
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 5: I'm going and I always do this now and I

1257
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 5: went vegan in January, But whether you're vegan or not,

1258
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 5: always ordered vegan mill on a flight because it will

1259
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 5: always be the best and you'll always get half done

1260
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 5: for everyone else. Oh really, because you know when they

1261
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 5: bring the food out the special requests people such as

1262
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 5: myself get it early, and and because sometimes when you

1263
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 5: order the meat, the one you want is gone if

1264
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:47,280
Speaker 5: you're halfway down the plane.

1265
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 4: Sure, so vegan. It's a little little Chris Martin tip

1266
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 4: for any travelers out there. Okay, well, may.

1267
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 3: I think I will do that. Of course it's going

1268
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 3: to be more fresh, and they're on like doing.

1269
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 5: Five exactly so I have no idea what these guys

1270
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 5: gonna be like. I'm gona be on there for fourteen hours.

1271
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 5: I hope good movies. I just flew Norwegian here.

1272
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 3: That's the only way to pass the time. It's watched

1273
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 3: a bunch of movies that are edited down, movies that

1274
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 3: you would never have otherwise seen. With Bradley Cooper and them.

1275
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 1: Nicholas Sparks novels turned into movies.

1276
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 5: And a cab driver actually said he goes, oh, you

1277
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 5: look like Nicholas Cage and not actually goes Bradley Cooper

1278
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 5: and is it because I'm just wearing aviators And.

1279
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 4: He was like, yeah, you have the glasses and the beard.

1280
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, that's that's.

1281
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 5: Not how it lookalikes work, you have to bacially have

1282
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 5: some similarities.

1283
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 3: I would first ask him if he had seen American snooper. Oh,

1284
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 3: here's a lot of cab drivers probably don't like that.

1285
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 4: Yeah he was. He was. Actually I forgot what this

1286
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 4: guy was from. He was from Armenia. He's what.

1287
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 5: I also like, what LA is like, You've got like

1288
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 5: you don't mess around with the names of the areas.

1289
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 5: So his career town it's like little Armenia is Hannah

1290
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 5: Evob town, and it's like like like we've got Chinatown.

1291
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 5: It's like so ho, It's it's still an eclectic mix

1292
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 5: peop obviously quite a lot of journeys. But as soon

1293
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 5: as you get into Koreatown, it's like, oh, this is

1294
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,920
Speaker 5: where you have to be Korean.

1295
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 3: Isn't that amazing?

1296
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's so odd that it is odd.

1297
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 3: I don't I just have gotten used to it. But

1298
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a good thing.

1299
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 5: The town, she said, it was like she's like driven

1300
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 5: into the front part of a marathon and it was

1301
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 5: just like long distance looking runners.

1302
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 4: Like I was like, that's crazy.

1303
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 1: And really good restaurants apparently, Yeah, everyone's and no one

1304
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 1: is holding a fork.

1305
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 3: You have to eat with Yeah, they have like this

1306
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 3: spongy bread and your just eat with your hands and

1307
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 3: you're not on a chair, You're sitting on a pillow.

1308
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 4: I love it.

1309
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 3: It's very messy, very uncomfortable, very delicious.

1310
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 4: That's it. It's not about you. Bet you'd have to

1311
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 4: queue outside for half an hour. Yes, club. So do

1312
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 4: you know which is a part of the airport I'm

1313
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 4: supposed to be.

1314
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 3: There is an international part of the airport. It's like

1315
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 3: right in the coulder sack of the airport.

1316
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 4: If you will, are you about? Are you collecting? It?

1317
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,959
Speaker 4: Be good? If you collect another comedian on the way.

1318
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 3: Back, would be so great, It would be great.

1319
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 4: It's heart.

1320
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 3: It has worked out that way before, but it's always

1321
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 3: cutting it so close because there's a delay or someone

1322
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 3: lands early. It's it's risky business.

1323
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,919
Speaker 4: Who have you got next?

1324
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 3: Well, we haven't thought beyond you that you make a

1325
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 3: good bon vyage final episode.

1326
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 4: This is the end of the year, specially in February.

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Speaker 3: We have one in the bank, Jake Johanson that'll be

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Speaker 3: coming out tomorrow and then you will be coming out

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Speaker 3: the following Monday.

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Speaker 4: Jay Johansen. Is he any relation to Pete Johanson? Who

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Speaker 4: is it? No?

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Speaker 1: But I know Peter Hansen. He's hilarious, he's great.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, his wife and my fiance are very good friends.

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Speaker 4: They actually set us up. So shout out. Yeah. He's

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Speaker 4: from Canada, right, he is from Canada.

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Speaker 1: You haven't seen him in yours.

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Speaker 3: Very funny to Canada often, Chris.

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Speaker 4: Uh not since I was fifteen. So I'm going to

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Speaker 4: go with rarely on that one.

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Speaker 3: When you're fifteen, you're probably like a future I was.

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Speaker 4: I was closing shows.

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Speaker 5: I got really caught up in drugs and stuff, and

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01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 5: I've just started to rebuild my career.

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Speaker 1: At the age of twenty, I basically ripped.

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Speaker 4: Some crisps up at a party, left and commercials.

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Speaker 3: It was a real person. It was wearing a wig. Now,

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Speaker 3: now I know why you have such strong opinions about wigs.

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Speaker 1: And how you're supposed to act.

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Speaker 5: I want, I want because you might have some other

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Speaker 5: comedians in town and maybe LA based people listening. Yes,

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Speaker 5: if they're a part in a guy with a wig,

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01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 5: say nice wig and see if it's maybe just one

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Speaker 5: of those things that is really frowned upon in the

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Speaker 5: wig wearing.

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Speaker 1: Community, you know, just in general, say nice wig.

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Speaker 3: Just say it to a guy that's actually bob.

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Speaker 1: It's hard, is that what you said?

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Speaker 4: Had? Yeah? Yeah, that one name going to the right

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Speaker 4: bit great.

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Speaker 3: B okay cool.

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Speaker 5: I guess maybe like if you said nice hair to someone,

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Speaker 5: that would just sound riddled with sarcasms. So like, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I was actually I was being Maybe it's in my accent,

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Speaker 5: I don't know, but he's English.

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Speaker 1: If anyone's gonna understand you, it should have been that

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Speaker 1: pink wigged asshole call fu.

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Speaker 3: We all hate him.

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Speaker 1: I hate that guy.

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01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 3: I don't even have to meet him or see him.

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Speaker 3: I want to kick him in the face.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's nothing worse than should I just pull over here?

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Speaker 5: This might be funny form of like sort of just

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01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 5: like negative stereotyping, to just hate all men in pickworks,

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Speaker 5: all white men and pick works.

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Speaker 4: I think it's that times we're here.

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Speaker 3: We are here, and this is the point, Chris, by

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Speaker 3: the way, just as enjoyable to have you on my

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Speaker 3: podcast as it wants to be on your it's you're

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Speaker 3: you're terrific fun to talk.

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Speaker 4: Thanks man, thank you having on podcast.

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Speaker 3: We have a and we can't not do our sign off,

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01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 3: but it involves us honking, and there's.

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Speaker 4: No way you can do it like the meant to be.

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Speaker 3: That's the point where I utilize my mouth worn yes,

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Speaker 3: because this I'm not gonna do your guys, this family,

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01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 3: I can tell they're quick to violence.

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Speaker 4: I think I don't want to story type. I think

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Speaker 4: they might be on my flight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're definitely going to go to an emirate

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Speaker 1: of some sort somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Chris Martin for being under you need.

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Speaker 1: Us have a good trip.

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01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, the best of trips.

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01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 1: And what will you tell everybody the name of your

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Speaker 1: podcast so you can be ours.

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Speaker 4: It's really subtlely titled.

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Speaker 5: Carl Donnay and Chris Martin Comedy podcast is on the

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Speaker 5: Old Things Comedy website as well.

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Speaker 3: And if you live in the Australia area, Chris will

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Speaker 3: be any go on down to Brisbane or Melbourne. I've

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01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 3: never been there. You know Brisbane it sounds like a

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01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:58,920
Speaker 3: hit man that would wear a lot of sweatsuits. And

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01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 3: check out Chris. It's going many. He's terrific. You've been

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Speaker 3: listening to Do you need a ride? D y n

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Speaker 3: A R.