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Speaker 1: The nick Niser, He's Nikki. Hello, good morningening Noah. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why I always want to say good morning,

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Speaker 1: like we're live, but listen, that's the state I'm in.

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Speaker 1: It's morning. It's kind of the truth. We are live.

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Speaker 1: I mean we are, yeah, we are. But it's like

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Speaker 1: people could be listening to this and it could be

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Speaker 1: like very late at night, but it's morning somewhere. Um,

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Speaker 1: and uh, it's morning here for sure. God, I just

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Speaker 1: cannot like this morning. I did wake up feeling um

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Speaker 1: way better than I did uh yesterday. The depression is lifted.

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Speaker 1: I was really depressed, um this past weekend and um

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Speaker 1: yesterday even for a lot of the day. It has

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Speaker 1: to do with my period. I mean, it's it must.

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Speaker 1: I think I have what a lot of people call

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Speaker 1: because you know the state of the world and kind

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Speaker 1: of seeing things for what they are. Sometimes you just

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Speaker 1: are like, well, things are pretty sad. But it's lifted today.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that weird how it can just like lift like

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Speaker 1: a cold. That's how it feels for me. Like getting

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Speaker 1: out of bed yesterday was not easy. I was in

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Speaker 1: a mood eventually got out of it, but um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's got to be that my like do you have

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Speaker 1: do you have any what are your pre menstrual symptoms? No?

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Speaker 1: Like do you I never see my goddamn period coming.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's because I get it so irregularly. I am

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Speaker 1: always shocked that it's My body still functions like that.

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Speaker 1: But minds are coming, dorms of ruin. I think we've

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Speaker 1: lined up because I'm feeling the same way. And for me,

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Speaker 1: it's moodiness, Like my mood just goes up, it's up

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Speaker 1: and down. I can't control it. I really only have

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Speaker 1: one week in the month where I feel like totally

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Speaker 1: awesome and a hundred percent I agree. It's like p

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Speaker 1: MS is like pre post and present. It's all, it's

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Speaker 1: all of the things. It doesn't just because men listening.

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Speaker 1: It's PMS dance. I found out through different bits I

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Speaker 1: did for shows that men don't know what p MS

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Speaker 1: stands for. A lot of women don't either. But it's

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Speaker 1: pre menstrul and Um it's supposed to be like oh

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Speaker 1: the days before, but it really it's the whole damn thing.

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Speaker 1: And I don't mean I realized that the reason I

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Speaker 1: just had an epiphany the other day. The reason we're

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Speaker 1: fucking insane as teenage girls is because hormones. Like, there's

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Speaker 1: no I just thought we were taught and like that

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Speaker 1: your body onto the floor screaming, crying because someone got

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Speaker 1: got a car and you have to drive something like

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Speaker 1: your mom's gross cars. Why am I talking about my

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Speaker 1: teenage life like it isn't my life now because my

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Speaker 1: was presenting a thing that would I would cry about

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Speaker 1: nice school, and it's really my reality. Um, I have

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Speaker 1: a I have a problem where I uh don't like

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Speaker 1: rather buy designer clothes and really expensive things for my

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Speaker 1: family and my friends then myself. Um, I was. I

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Speaker 1: got my mom a car over the weekend, which is

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Speaker 1: probably the biggest purchase I've ever made. It was the

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Speaker 1: let go. It shouldn't depend on a thank you. Clearly

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Speaker 1: that's a hang up I have. My family does that

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Speaker 1: you're always what's the phrase, expectations are future resentments, so

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Speaker 1: I need a car, Mama needs a car. That's what

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Speaker 1: Mama needs a car, and mement needs a car. So

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Speaker 1: She was like no, NICKI you can't go. It's not

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Speaker 1: in a parking lot about a Mazda that was, you

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Speaker 1: like mil There's always an issue with some car that

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Speaker 1: getting you're getting one here or you're not getting one? Really,

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Speaker 1: not ostentatious. They're just like my ex boyfriend needs to say,

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Speaker 1: So I'm negotiating with that guy via text, the dealer

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Speaker 1: Can we get it in pink? That's how I felt.

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Speaker 1: And I go, I don't want to give this place

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Speaker 1: the other one. And I go because I don't want

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Speaker 1: me later, and um, the truth is I love to

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Speaker 1: tell people, but not when this guy. I did want

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Speaker 1: know what, sir, you actually I'll buy it here in cash,

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Speaker 1: inside it? Why? Uh? The inside of tesla's aren't even

425
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:59,719
Speaker 1: that cool there? It's fast? Where am I going? You know?

426
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 1: You need for speak? Do you need a three am

427
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 1: drag race on King's Highway that I hear outside my

428
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 1: window for no reason? Because I had in this light

429
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 1: because I my dad didn't love me enough, love me

430
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 1: too much, and he showed me all the insides of

431
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 1: a car engine, like but then he left, doesn't know

432
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 1: any he couldn't even point out. But your dad would

433
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 1: get talked to by a dealer at a dealership quicker

434
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,199
Speaker 1: than a woman who knew who, Quicker than you know

435
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 1: that one girl who did go daddy commercials, Danica, Like,

436
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 1: I just love how men a dealerships just like talk

437
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 1: to you and then they look at me like, oh

438
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: when we got a you know you could put some

439
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 1: kids seats in the back, and there's a little mirror

440
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 1: for your makeup. Ma'am from Yes, I didn't like the

441
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,359
Speaker 1: guy today. I was really annoyed by him. Andrew was

442
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 1: really helpful yesterday. He was like, let's just go the dealership.

443
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,199
Speaker 1: Let's do it. We got in the car. It was

444
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: I spilled a coffee on myself. I mean that was hilarious.

445
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,439
Speaker 1: That was Yeah, the entire coffee. It should be in

446
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: black and white and that music should play. You keep

447
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 1: you dropped it on yourself twice or the second time

448
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 1: you knocked it into my lap. The rest of the time,

449
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: I wasn't annoyed. I just it was hilarious. We were

450
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: laughing so hard that when I spilled my coffee, a

451
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: Venti coffee, half of it, the Grande dropped into my lap.

452
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:31,159
Speaker 1: I survived that, maybe a fourth of it survived. Then

453
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 1: I put the fourth of it a couple er and

454
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 1: as we're pulling out, Andrew knocks that into my lap

455
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 1: two and we are laughing. I mean, it was really funny.

456
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,439
Speaker 1: That's the joy of like accepting life as it is

457
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 1: and being like instead of going like my just being

458
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: like this is so funny. But here's the thing, if

459
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: you had a brand new Tesla, would it change your

460
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: personality if you dropped a full coffee on your brand

461
00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 1: new You know, I feel so upset that I spent

462
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: because I think about, let's say I was going to

463
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 1: get a used has I think about I am so

464
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: cheap when it comes to other things, like when I

465
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: think about clothes and I have you ever spend a

466
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 1: thousand dollars on clothes? How much clothes you can get?

467
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: Have you ever just gone in a spree in a

468
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 1: nice place or whatever, but you feel like, Wow, a

469
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, that's the most I ever want to spend

470
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: on clothes. Imagine spending that fifty one times in one

471
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 1: day on clothes I could have share horrowitz is wardrobe

472
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 1: and clueless. I always think about what you could get

473
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 1: for that money, and I'm just like, is spending the

474
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: extra twenty dollars versus a new prius going to make

475
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: me any happier? No, It's just gonna make me think

476
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 1: about the twenty dollars that I could have spent on

477
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: like or like, you know, look, I'm pro pri You

478
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 1: know me is look I love the prius. I have

479
00:24:56,359 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 1: a Corolla. I obviously don't need the need for you know,

480
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 1: but I also don't have the option of being able

481
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 1: to buy the I get that, but I'm just saying

482
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 1: the Priest is a great car. It's a great car

483
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 1: for you. I just why not just drive my mom

484
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: or drive that you're looking at it. I don't think

485
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: you need to buy a new car. You buy your

486
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 1: mom a new used car. You did it. That's the dream,

487
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 1: is buying your mom a car. So she's happy. Yeah,

488
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: she's very very happy. Um. I mean, I was unbelievable.

489
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that I got to experience what it's

490
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 1: like to be successful to help a parent. I mean, look,

491
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:39,239
Speaker 1: I bought my mom, uh, you know, a hug. The

492
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: thing is giving gifts is very self serving for me.

493
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,919
Speaker 1: I like it. It's like, because my mom was like,

494
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: are you did you regret your purchase? She keeps swelling

495
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: up with me, and I go, Mom, it's the only

496
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: thing I won't regret. Like if I bought it for myself,

497
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: i'd regret it. Like I don't like spending that stuff

498
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: on myself, but other people. I love spending money on

499
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 1: other people. But do you regret um? Is it annoying

500
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 1: for her to go. Do you regret that car or

501
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: do you get that same feeling of hate that stop it?

502
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: Because I'm only bought you this car so that you

503
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 1: would feel good about yourself, because you don't like yourself

504
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 1: so much that I felt like maybe it might make

505
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 1: you feel like you're worthy and like just drive around

506
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: in it and like know that you deserve it, and

507
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 1: like this is the car you should be in. You

508
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: shouldn't be in gelopes. You should treat yourself to nice things.

509
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 1: Stop if this brings you. I literally go if this

510
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: makes you and dad fight about anything, because she goes,

511
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: your Dad and I will share this car and I

512
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 1: don't know you won't is your car because I don't

513
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: want any fights happening from this car. Of like Julie,

514
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 1: you never clean the car. I go if Dad's I

515
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: don't care. If you drive this car and you never

516
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: get an oil change, it's disgusting. You hoard a bunch

517
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: of trash in it, and it becomes you know, total

518
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: based on your lack of care for it. Within a year.

519
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,199
Speaker 1: You can do whatever the funk you want with it,

520
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: and Dad can't say ship. You can really run this

521
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: car into the ground in a couple of months, and

522
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: I won't care because it's your us to ruin. It

523
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: is not something that like because I feel like so

524
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: many things in our lives, or at least in my

525
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: family's life, it's like, well, we got you this nice thing.

526
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: You know, you ruined it. You can't have nice things.

527
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 1: It's like, well, it's mine to ruin, bitch, it's mine. Recently,

528
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 1: someone had a great quote of like, oh, someone had

529
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: a great quote that I think about a lot, and

530
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: I just read this other day. They said it was

531
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: like a tweet that said when I give money to

532
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: homeless people, I don't care how they spend it because

533
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: it's not my money anymore. And it's like, oh, that's

534
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,199
Speaker 1: a cool thing to say. Of like, I'm not going

535
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 1: to give money to this because they are just going

536
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: to spend it on this. It's like either give it

537
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: a don't, but you don't get to say what they

538
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: spend it on. It's a funny tweet. Or the guy

539
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: they're like, he gave money to a homeless person, and

540
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 1: the guys like, you're just gonna get that to homeless

541
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: He's just gonna pay for for drugs with that money.

542
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: Guys like, yeah, what do you think I was gonna buy? Yeah,

543
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 1: it was a very very on the Family Circus in

544
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: the comics section and teen that joke. Hey, it's new

545
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 1: to me. My god, that's been at every open mic.

546
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: I love that. You're like this guy the other night said, uh,

547
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: take my wife please. It was so good. Came home

548
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: the other day my wife is blowing another guy. I'm like, hey, man,

549
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: what's going on? Understand? Why take my wife please? Is

550
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 1: like this classic joke that everyone says. I guess you

551
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: don't know what that is. You know, it's in reference

552
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 1: to Chucky Greeny. It's just a famous joke of take

553
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: my wife please. What will you explain that joke to me? Please?

554
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I would assume that he is annoyed with

555
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: his A lot of guys are annoyed with because a

556
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: lot of guys are annoyed with their wife, and and

557
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: he can't say leave, get out of here. He has

558
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: to tell someone else to take her. That's why you

559
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: think that jokes funny. I'm just saying that's probably where

560
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: the funny comes from. I'm not saying that, do you

561
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: know why that joke is funny? Because it's confusing and

562
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: I don't understand why people always cited as like a

563
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: class Well, I know why it's funny. You know what,

564
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: what can you explain to me? Yes, you're wrong. You

565
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: really think take my wife please is funny because a

566
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: guy is telling people to take his wife. Yeah, take

567
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 1: my way and get it out of here. The please

568
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: is the punch line. By the way, do you know that? Yeah,

569
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: we'll explain it. Why please would be the punch line?

570
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: Take my wife is not funny? Right? Or is it?

571
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: For me? Well, you're not understanding the joke, then, no,

572
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: what can you explain the joke? I think it's just

573
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: like a play on men's fantasy of wanting to remove

574
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: their wives from their lives. Okay, that's what I said.

575
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: It's not well, the joke is not that. The joke

576
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: is actually a play on the colloquialisms. So when you're

577
00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: on when so take, for example, take my guitar? Okay, right, sure,

578
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: what does that mean when I say take my guitar?

579
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: What does that mean? No? No, what does it mean? Actually,

580
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: when the way I just presented it, take my guitar?

581
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: It feels like I'm sick of I don't want to

582
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: play anymore. Wait, a minute, I thank you. Noah, if

583
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: I in conversation, she got it, she got it, but

584
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: maybe the listener got it. And by the way, listener,

585
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: if you don't get this, I'm not saying you're stupid.

586
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: I don't think Andrew stupid. It's this is why I'm

587
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: so confounded. Why take my wife please? Has become this

588
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: like cultural You've heard that before, right, take my wife please.

589
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: Maybe you've never heard anyone that I have it, but

590
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: I think I get the joke now. But take my

591
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: wife please. If you just google it it, I mean,

592
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: it's the most you'll hear it everywhere. So if I

593
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: say if I go take my guitar, I mean, what

594
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: does that mean for me? I think you're done playing

595
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: the guitar. You don't want the guitar. And you're like, okay, no,

596
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,479
Speaker 1: that's not it, No it can you? Can you? Okay,

597
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: try to explain it. I'm going to have sex with

598
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: your guitar. No wait, okay, okay, So let me funny

599
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: because I think I know what it means. But it's

600
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: so funny to me if I think I'm blowing the

601
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: lid open on something that everyone doesn't know what, Take

602
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: my wife please, is actually a joke about. Can I

603
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: call my dad to see if he knows? Go for it?

604
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: I really want to see if my dad knows. I

605
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: think there's a lot of confused people at home. I

606
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: don't think hold on, I just want to google. Will

607
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: you google Take my Wife? Please? Just see really quick

608
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: and just see see make sure that it's a well

609
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: known thing, because I think some people are being like

610
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that before. But it's a very

611
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: well known joke that is quoted by Shecky Green and

612
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: is often you know, you know, referenced in jokes. Okay,

613
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna call my dad really quick and

614
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: see if he understands it, because maybe I'm wrong. It

615
00:31:53,920 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: was young young men, okay, the same dad, I know.

616
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: Try my dad one more time. He's break fishing. Hey dad, Um,

617
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: why did you hang up on me before I thought

618
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: I was calling you? My mistake. I grabbed my phone

619
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: and started ringing. Got it, Um, I have a quick question, man.

620
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: We're doing the podcast, and um, I just referenced the

621
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: joke Take my Wife please? You know that joke? Who

622
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: who said the joke? You are right? You're right, I said,

623
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: Shucky Green? Was that a bad guess, thank you Dad?

624
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: Both in the same genre, right in generation. Okay, So Dad,

625
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: really quick, I need to just ask you, Will you

626
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: explain to us why take my wife please is funny? Um?

627
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,239
Speaker 1: The first time you ever did? I heard of him

628
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: on the Birth Griffin Show and he was he was

629
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: old then, and uh it's just like you know, he's

630
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: done with his wife. He wants you to take her.

631
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: I know, but Dad, why is it? Hold on, Dad?

632
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: Why is it funny though to say take my wife please?

633
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: Pleases the punchline? Right, because take my wife is not funny? Right? Yeah,

634
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: if you're talking about you know, I'm gonna tell you about,

635
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: you know, something about my wife's makeup. Take my wife,

636
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: for instance, Take my wife. It's it's it's a colloquialism.

637
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: We go take like take my roommate, Andrew, Like you're

638
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: giving an example, like he's right, Dad, Like if I

639
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: was talking about Um, I've had a lot of roommates

640
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: in my life and some of them have been great,

641
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: and some of them have been speaking Andrew Colin, please

642
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: and then please? Is the joke? Take is just take

643
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: my wife does not mean the first part does We

644
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: are supposed to as an audience. I think, I mean,

645
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: I think if I had context, though, I think me

646
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: and no would have got that's the point. That's the

647
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: point I'm making, is that that joke is stupid, and

648
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: why is it so well known because there is no

649
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: context for it. People do not know what the funk

650
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 1: that guy is talking about, and that joke is used

651
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: as like this example of jokes, when no one actually

652
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: walking the streets hearing that joke reference actually knows what

653
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 1: it means. Yes, they do, My dad, I just sat

654
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 1: here with Noah and she didn't give us and we

655
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,760
Speaker 1: should have heard a whole bit. But it's never referenced

656
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 1: as a bit. It's always referenced as take my wife please.

657
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,800
Speaker 1: There's never anything preceding it. And that is the problem

658
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: I have with it as a comedian. And if you

659
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: take your past, okay, well we're taking it off the

660
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: air from you. But thank you, Dad for explaining the

661
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: joke that I have been hoping I wasn't crazy and

662
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 1: thinking that was what is bad. We got to get

663
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: to the news comedy Shelly, Shelly what was like? Wait wait,

664
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: now I've got to confuse Ky Green and Shelly Burman

665
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: and Henry and h the lineup at the Cat's goes

666
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: Eddie young Men and David Finkelsteinach, what was the noise

667
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 1: that no one may know? I can't even recreate it soon?

668
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: M wait, do it again? No? Wait, hold on, I can't.

669
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: You have to do the original one. Yeah, I thought

670
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: that was the original. Okay, sorry, sorry, I thought you

671
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: might have a cute up. Let's get to the news

672
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,720
Speaker 1: that I do have cute up. So do the people

673
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: get it? Though? I don't know if the people understand.

674
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: If they don't, it's like, you know, it's a lost cause.

675
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: But it just annoys me that that's a joke that

676
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: everyone's supposed to understand. We'll take it from me. Please

677
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 1: you head it here first, please first? Please? Oh boy,

678
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,760
Speaker 1: got you know. Look, it's Tuesday. Tuesday doesn't get enough credit.

679
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: It's like when you're turned twenty seven, no one cares

680
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: anymore because nothing happens. I'm turning thirty seven on Tuesday.

681
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: Talk about an age. People just want you to die. Okay,

682
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,959
Speaker 1: So I hope you're having a great time out there.

683
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: And all the funds I mean, I mean all this

684
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: Oh oh boy, my brain going take my co host

685
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: please out pack and shoot him. Hey, look you now,

686
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: it's your car, Mom, drive off the cliff if you want. Yeah,

687
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 1: plug the exhaust with an old rag and start the

688
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: car and hang out in the garage. Oh wait, it's

689
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: not gonna kill you because it's a fucking preus. Wait

690
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: would it just kill you slower? Would it kill you? More?

691
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: About a guy who wants to end it all. He's like,

692
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 1: it's in three weeks, he's a starvation. This thing ain't working.

693
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: I think it would still kill you. I think I

694
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know if you know out there,

695
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,399
Speaker 1: take my car. It's like trying to put your head

696
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: in the easy bake oven. I used to have a

697
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: joke as a child, like I was a depressed child,

698
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: I used to stick my head in the easy big oven.

699
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:19,399
Speaker 1: A mind, that's difficulty on that is about a two

700
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: point three genius? All right, roller coaster? Alright, So here's

701
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,919
Speaker 1: the first headline. There are seven money personality types. Which

702
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 1: one are you? Are you a compulsive saver? Whoa Noah,

703
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 1: you always pick such good? Are you a compulsive spender?

704
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: Are you the compulsive money maker? The indifferent to money,

705
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: the saver, splurger, the gambler, the worrior? It feels like

706
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: a like a rag bag of fun people. I am.

707
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 1: I am the saver Splurger, So okay, the saver Splurgers

708
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: shared combination of trade between the savers and spenders. It's

709
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: smart with money for a certain amount of time, but

710
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: may then give in to spending impulses out of nowhere. Yeah.

711
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 1: When I when my a d h D meds kick in,

712
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: many good things happened in my life because I have

713
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: a D d UM. But one of them is I

714
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: want to buy things? And you wanna go with me

715
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 1: to Lulu Lemon yesterday? Because I couldn't go in there

716
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: because I knew that my meds were peaking and I

717
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: wanted and I was about to sign up for a

718
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 1: class online with Ryan Tedder to learn how to songwriting.

719
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 1: I was about to drop three sixty six on a class.

720
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I didn't end up the diner. You'd go

721
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: right now because you you were. We were sitting there

722
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: in our phones and you go, I'm gonna go to Lulu,

723
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 1: and I go, I don't want to go there because

724
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna spend money. And I have a friend that

725
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: works there that's offering to get sent because I just

726
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: haven't I haven't ever felt compuls compelled to like go

727
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: make a list of things, even though that is so nice.

728
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: And I appreciate anyone offering me free stuff unless it

729
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: has CBD, and it please, no more offering me anything CBD.

730
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: I don't want cbe. So many people try to DM me.

731
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: I got a new CBD lotion, a new CBD I've

732
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 1: dropped a new CBD T shirt. It's like, stop putting

733
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: CBD in things. Well, you like weed, you don't like CBD.

734
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm about CBD, but I also don't give me

735
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: your weed stuff. I have enough now to lask me

736
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: to that story. I mean, not yet, we will that.

737
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: I alluded to it yesterday when it was wild. We

738
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: had a visitor. Yesterday was so fun, we had company over.

739
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: It was really good. But okay, So that's the way

740
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 1: I am. I'm I'm I'm someone who we could say

741
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: something about him without worry about money. And then I,

742
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: let's say on this top, but maybe in final thought,

743
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: I worry about money. Sometimes I'm like, I don't have enough.

744
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's been spending too much. I don't

745
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: even know how much I have. And then there are

746
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: other times where I'm like, get this ship away from me.

747
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 1: I'm so rich. I am a single woman. I don't

748
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: have any overhead, I don't have kids. Let me spend

749
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 1: it like crazy, like yesterday when I didn't want to

750
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: get you your coffee, a coffee for you, that was

751
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: me being like, I just bought my MoMA car. I

752
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: buy everyone everything. I can't keep doing this. I'm going

753
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: to be blood dry. And then then I tightened up

754
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: because I'm just like, but it's all based on anxiety,

755
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with like actually feeling financially insecure.

756
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: And then there are times where I'm just like I

757
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: can buy and free one every like it's it's very impulsive.

758
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: Which one are you? Um? I would say I'm probably

759
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: similar to you. I'm probably a saver splurger. I think

760
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: I used to be uh close to a compulsive spender

761
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: slash gambler if you will. But then you become when

762
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: you spend a lot of money. It's interesting if you

763
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: spend a lot of if you don't have money coming in,

764
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: you become a warrior after where I mean, it's nothing Saturday.

765
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: When you spend all your money and you realize don't

766
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: no more money, it's coming. Do you think a compulsive

767
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:55,359
Speaker 1: spender or a gambler can marry a saver and they

768
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: could have a good relationship. Where do you got to

769
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: get these things under control? I'm grateful that I'm I'm

770
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: the one that's both. You know, I have both extremes,

771
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: which isn't great. But I think that if I was

772
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: to be in a relationship with someone I was recently

773
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: talking about being a relationship and how my ideal relationship

774
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: I was telling my parents is to have like a

775
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 1: husband who doesn't work and just can hang out with

776
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: me and you know, take my money and invested in

777
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: things that because I don't know how to invest, and

778
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: like have a man spend my money in ways that

779
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: will make us money, or to support a man like

780
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: I would a wife, like a man would support his

781
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: wife in the nineteen fifties or the two thousand twenties.

782
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: You just don't think that you would be turned off

783
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: by that guy. No, not as long as he like

784
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: fucked me all the time and like hugged me a

785
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: lot and made sure our postmates were ordered, and was

786
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: made sure the house looked nice. But that doesn't mean

787
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: he has to clean. Just make sure the maid gets

788
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: in pay the maid handle ship that I don't want

789
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: to handle. I need a no, explain to me what

790
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: you mean. So I don't know women being like, yeah,

791
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: I couldn't date a guide that makes money to me

792
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 1: because I would end up losing respect for him, Like

793
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: even if I wanted to love him eventually, if I

794
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 1: keep buying dinners, I can't see him as a quote

795
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: unquote man. Yeah, listen, I can't predict what I would feel,

796
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,919
Speaker 1: but I do feel that, um, as long as someone

797
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: was contributing to my happiness in a way that was like,

798
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like my mom didn't work growing up.

799
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: My dad earned all the money until she started working

800
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: a little bit, you know after we you know, in

801
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 1: the last five years. Never earned maybe here and there,

802
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 1: earned a little bit of money doing stuff, but like

803
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 1: never contributed to the family financially, uh, in any way

804
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:43,240
Speaker 1: that was like, you know, like in a big way, right,

805
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: And my dad had never held it over her head,

806
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: never resented her. Why is it? I guess it's a

807
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: female male energy. My mom cleaned the house, my mom

808
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: cooked in er my mom, you know, got the kids

809
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: dressed for school. My mom contributed in her own way.

810
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: That was enough to justify my dad working all day

811
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 1: and making the money. I get that, but okay, let's

812
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,439
Speaker 1: say let's say you you marry a guy. Right, he's

813
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: not bringing the money to the table. He's there for

814
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: all those things. Okay, now it's his feet and like

815
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: dig out his warts. Sure, but it's been three weeks

816
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: and he goes, you know what, I'm just tired of

817
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 1: not tired of sucking you. But I just I'm not

818
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,760
Speaker 1: feeling warny these days. I know it's been three weeks,

819
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 1: maybe a month and a half. You start thinking, yeah,

820
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: but I just I'm paying your Mercedes payments and you're

821
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,720
Speaker 1: not sucking me like I think the resentment would build

822
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: if it's too much relationship, and then you deal with

823
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: I mean, like every relationship, the things change and people's

824
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: you know, maybe go through depression where they're not feeling

825
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: like cleaning the house when that's their responsibility, or maybe

826
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 1: they don't have a high sex drive, which you count on,

827
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: and that's when you go, um, babe, I've been working

828
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: really hard recently, and one of the things I love

829
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 1: about you most is when I get home, you make

830
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:06,280
Speaker 1: me feel so loved, and that is like your value,

831
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: like pretty I wouldn't say this, but I'd be like,

832
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: I've recently noticed that the things that I love so

833
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: much about you, I'm not getting in this relationship anymore.

834
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: And I just want to check in with you and

835
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 1: see that you're feeling good and and and wondering, like,

836
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: are these things that you want to you want to

837
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: return to the things that once made me fall in

838
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: love with you? Or are you? Is this like a

839
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,439
Speaker 1: new you something going on? And and I think that

840
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: but I do think, I truly believe, and I can't

841
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 1: predict what I would want, but if I'm set to

842
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: be pretty successful, things are going well in my career

843
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: if they keep on this trajectory, I do I don't

844
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: need a man working. It would be nice because I'd

845
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: like to be to like survive the apocalypse and be,

846
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: you know, in a bunker someday that one that I

847
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: couldn't even afford with a celebrities. So I need to

848
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: tech the tech money or you know, your other your

849
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: brother's kind of money. Maybe he'll get home, but she'll

850
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 1: probably are you bringing up to her in like a cat. Well,

851
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: I do think that I'm glad that you started that

852
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: conversation because I don't want to have to do it.

853
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 1: It's just like so awkward, even though I do love

854
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 1: like saying the hard things to say, but yeah, I

855
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: would just say listen, I um, yeah, I don't like

856
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: my friends to work. I want my friends to be

857
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: able to hang because I am I'm someone who in

858
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: my life for a partner. I don't need a guy

859
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: unless he is available. That is what I'm looking for,

860
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: his partnership and companionship. And I don't want to I'm

861
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 1: a workaholic. I don't want one. I get it. I

862
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: just and if he had some little shitty job that

863
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: like didn't actually require that much work, I'm like, why

864
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: are you doing this? I get like, if you want

865
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 1: to work at a wood shop and sell things on Etsy,

866
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: that's fine if it doesn't take like so much time.

867
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 1: But if he really cares about it's passionate work, does

868
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: that though, there's pressure on that guy that if you

869
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: got tired of him, right and you also had a

870
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: pre nup and you go, hey, well, that's why he

871
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: has to earn it. That's why he has to earn

872
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 1: like pressure on someone which will maybe make that maybe

873
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: it would put pressure on him if I may if

874
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: I didn't have a job and I married him, and

875
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: they would would I be on try to do him?

876
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: If he lost a job, Probably I would say go

877
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: get a new job, just like I would do a guy.

878
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 1: Go get a find a new massage technique that you

879
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: want to try out on me, because I'm bored of

880
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: this one. You get your f flarage is really he

881
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: just needs a passion, He needs a paassion whatever outside

882
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, that's why I always say, like, if

883
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: I end up with a guy, I don't mind. I'm

884
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: not just saying just a guy that married a woman

885
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: needs passion outside of her husband, because if you rely

886
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: too much on some right, you don't want to just

887
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: like wait wait for me to get home and like

888
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: dote on me. I'm just saying I wouldn't mind a

889
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: guy to make I don't like cleaning. I don't like managing.

890
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: I don't like managing a house, and that to me

891
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,760
Speaker 1: is like a really hard job to do, to manage

892
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: the entire house. It's not something that comes easy to me.

893
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: And I want a man that takes pride in that

894
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: and likes designing, like picking up furniture, like putting together

895
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 1: Like I don't have those things as a woman that

896
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: knows what asconce is that like just makes our life comfortable.

897
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: I just think I think it's just the way you

898
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: would probably want a wife to do those things. I

899
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: would want. Yeah, but if my wife is independent and

900
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: it's passionate about her job, I wouldn't want her to

901
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: have to worry about cleaning and stuff. If we had

902
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: enough money, i'd have a maid. She wouldn't even think

903
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,280
Speaker 1: about stuff, right, But I want the man to organize

904
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: the maid, to pay the maid. I don't want a

905
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: man to clean if I have money enough for a maid,

906
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: unless he likes cleaning. Next story, all right, all right,

907
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: next story, that was smooth that I did. Charlie bit

908
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: my finger. We all remember that he's turning into an

909
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: n f T. I told you this last night. I'm

910
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: so sad because I was looking for Sophia Grace and

911
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:02,240
Speaker 1: that little girl that goes this one with the little

912
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,839
Speaker 1: she does the Nicki minaj rap on Ellen. I looked

913
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: for that original video. It's nowhere to be found on YouTube.

914
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 1: You can't watch Sophia Grace and that little blonde girl

915
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: who's not as cute but you know, well actually is cuter.

916
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: But the one that's like standing behind her and singing.

917
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about? I know exactly

918
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: what you're talking I remember is the brunette girl and

919
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: the blonde girl. They're so cute. Now they're like, you know,

920
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: teenagers who are just a little bit like embarrassed that

921
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: they were might I don't actually know that, but anyway,

922
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 1: you can't find it, and I got so sad yesterday

923
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: Charlie put my Finger, which is my favorite YouTube video

924
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 1: of all time, is not going to be online anymore

925
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 1: unless you buy an n f T of it. Well

926
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: you know how much it's told. I don't know if

927
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: you can. Can you buy a copy? Potentially? Potentially? I guess,

928
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: uh some random three F music and Charlie Charlie n

929
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: f T. Are you in the mood for me to

930
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 1: do a rendition of Charlie but my favor would love it?

931
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: Charlie wait, oh ah, oh, Charley, Charley, Cholly, Charlie pit me, Charlie.

932
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 1: That hurt Charlie pit me and it hurts and it's

933
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:25,439
Speaker 1: still hurting. And then Charlie goes and then falls into

934
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: the I thought he bites him again. Oh oh oh,

935
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: he liked It's like in the tally meets, and then

936
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 1: then he goes Cholly. I just love most American kids

937
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: would be like fucking Charlie and hit Charlie like a

938
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: little kid. But he just goes Cholly and he like

939
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: wipes it on his shirt. He goes Charlie pit me

940
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: and then he the way he laughs is so cute, Like,

941
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: do you think they're gonna get any of his money

942
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: or the parents just gonna get it? Oh, the kids

943
00:49:55,280 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: don't get it. Charley took my three eighty thousand. Oh Charlie,

944
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: who should get the money? I think Charlie is the

945
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 1: star of that. Actually, the boy who doesn't hit Charlie

946
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: is the star of it. I don't know Charlie's little

947
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 1: teeth going to work. I think they're actually going All

948
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 1: the money is going to Charlie's brother for the finger

949
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 1: surgery he had to have after Charlie bit his singer off. Well,

950
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: it's it's sold for seven hundred sixty thousand dollars. It

951
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: started at nine. I love when people do this, by

952
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: the way, all the time, they're like, we could sell

953
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 1: your house for three million or two million, and they're like, oh,

954
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: we'll get so much more. Hit this Tesla. Oh you

955
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: mean five zero zero zero zero. You know that I've

956
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: read all these books about the psychology of persuasion that

957
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: I mean, they do it because it works. Something that's

958
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: people just go, that's cheaper than ten dollars, and they

959
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: sell way more because people are stupid. Next, people are splurgeers.

960
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 1: The other thing, too, is like these n f t s, right,

961
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: they take it off YouTube. The whole value of it

962
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: is the fact that it has a billion views, Like

963
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 1: you want to be able to show people that in seed.

964
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,919
Speaker 1: If you just have a video of some kid getting

965
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: his finger bit without all the context things, you can

966
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: please you know what I mean, you can license it

967
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: down and make so much money because if you put

968
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: Charlie bit my finger in a super Bowl commercial that's

969
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: talking about like family values to like state farm, you

970
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: make that money back a lot more. So now they

971
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: think it's still valuable if people aren't going like it's

972
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 1: like okay, you can't my house okay, and I go

973
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: I have people over, which is often I go, let's

974
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: pull up YouTube and just like show each other fun

975
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: clips that have made us laugh, and I pull up

976
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: the actually kid yeah, apparently apparently, uh well, apparently the

977
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 1: news was on, and apparently I don't get to watch

978
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: the news because apparently my grandpa is Apparently there's this

979
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 1: kid that's apparently kids. Apparently I wasn't there, and then

980
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: I went down there and apparently he's so sweet. I

981
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: love how he says news too. He says news my

982
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: grandmother wants one of the cutest things. So I pull

983
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 1: up those coups all the time. What if you came

984
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: over I'm having a party and I go, you guys

985
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: want to see Charlie put my finger and you go,

986
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: Actually they pulled it from YouTube. They don't have any more.

987
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: I go, what if I told you last week at

988
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: Christie's I spent six seven sixty dollars for this And

989
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: I pull out, I pull up a file. I go,

990
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: you could have got fourteen teslas. You can just screen

991
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: recorded this in April two thousand twenty one. But you

992
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: did it. Let's get to why do I care? That's

993
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: the other Yeah, you could just screen record as soon

994
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 1: as everyone scord. Well you can't now it's gone, But

995
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: any other one get those now because they go in

996
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: they going fast. Screen record is maybe the best thing

997
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 1: that's happened Charlie my finger, Charlie. Charlie is probably old

998
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: enough for you to make that joke now, but be careful.

999
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: At first held Charlie put my finger. Bob Castrone showed

1000
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,839
Speaker 1: it to me in one of he was my head writer.

1001
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: I'm not safe, one of my good friends. He should

1002
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: have me in two thousand eight. Yeah, first time I

1003
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: saw Charlie, but I remember where I was at the

1004
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: kitchen and I go, this is blowing my mind, how

1005
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: cute this is? And I probably watched it two times

1006
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 1: that in that dance Revolution guy, I mean I never

1007
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: watched that either or Chocolate Ran. I never really got

1008
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: into that one. I well, I tried to start viral videos.

1009
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: Is what made you? Obviously it's content. So when I

1010
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 1: was telling you about you hot dot com last night,

1011
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want me to tell this story.

1012
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: We have a lot of final thought. Andrew was an

1013
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: epic story to tell us at some point that I

1014
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,439
Speaker 1: don't know, or at least he told me a million

1015
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: times before and I forgot. But last night he was

1016
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: starting to tell me, and he go, I go save

1017
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: it for the pod equals asked me about my love

1018
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 1: life or nothing else? Sad Okay, why do I care

1019
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: what's going on celebrity news? Why do I care? All Right,

1020
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: we're going back to folks. Ben Affleck appears to wear

1021
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: a watch that j Lo gifted him ready for this

1022
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 1: in two thousands, which is a long time ago, which

1023
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: is before Finger two thousand two. Now, this goes back

1024
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 1: to when they were on the set of not Jeelie

1025
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: but what was the block? The music video he was

1026
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: in that There was a great scene where he's in

1027
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: that music video and he um, like rubs her ass.

1028
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: They're doing like a paparazzi shot on the boat and

1029
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 1: that song was so good. And now he's wearing it

1030
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 1: again apparently though apparently so apparently when I watched the news, Um,

1031
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:36,720
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck also had been spotted wearing this, uh, probably

1032
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: a few years back, like he's worn it over the years,

1033
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 1: but is staying I wonder Jennifer Garn Garn knew that

1034
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:47,359
Speaker 1: that was like where did you get that? He had

1035
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: a fashion egg every few years and he knew jo

1036
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:54,280
Speaker 1: was watch watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. Girl.

1037
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: You know it's true when he means that watch for

1038
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: you if you were eating a girl and there was

1039
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 1: a piece of Jelry that she just loved because it

1040
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: was like fucking cool, and you found out it was

1041
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 1: gifted to her by Jennifer Lopez on the set of Jennifer.

1042
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding that was yeah, And it would be tough.

1043
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I think it would be tough.

1044
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: I go, well, why don't I buy you something very

1045
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: similar and you wear that? Really? I mean it would

1046
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 1: be tough. Yeah, there's sentimental value there every time you

1047
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: put that necklace. If I think that huge cock inside,

1048
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: what if someone bought me an n F T F

1049
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: Charlie put my finger and then you can't buy another

1050
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: n F T. Are you gonna be like, well, I

1051
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 1: got you know the Star Wars guy who falls on

1052
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 1: the ground. Isn't there something you put on a hoodie

1053
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: of some guy your ex boyfriend, and it's like it's

1054
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: way too big on you. So obviously he was a

1055
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 1: real big strong man like I would. It would hurt Cozy,

1056
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 1: my big old boy. And there's all this room at

1057
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: the bottom where his dick was like a bunch of

1058
00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: there's a dick pouch that was so big, and baby

1059
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: would wear your sweatshirts. But I like all this dick

1060
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: room in it from my hands because sometimes her hands

1061
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: get cold. Because I'm a skinny girl. That's cool. I

1062
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: like it to dig pouts. Would you respect me and

1063
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: love me more? Would you go you're pathetic to argue

1064
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 1: about the people? Now you know what girls do when

1065
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 1: they when a guy it doesn't get jealous over something

1066
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 1: that they think they get jealous of. They get pissed. Yeah,

1067
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 1: and not me, though, I would be like, thank God,

1068
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: I have a guy who's secure enough to not fucking

1069
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: care about the sweatshirt that I don't like because it

1070
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 1: smells like my ex even though I won't wash it

1071
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:33,799
Speaker 1: and I keep it in a plastic bag when I'm

1072
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 1: not wearing it, and I inhale deeply into it when

1073
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: I think my boyfriend's sleeping next to me and cry

1074
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:40,919
Speaker 1: and look at the moon that he might be looking

1075
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 1: at too, somewhere where he is even though he's dead.

1076
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: But you just believe that he can see the moon

1077
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:48,320
Speaker 1: from her um. But yeah, I would just be like,

1078
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,840
Speaker 1: thank god a guy, This guy is secure enough that

1079
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 1: he doesn't isn't threatened by their mind, because I can't

1080
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,879
Speaker 1: have that in a relationship where a man feels I've

1081
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: I've had that before. Let me ask you this. Let

1082
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 1: me put a just a hypothetical out there. You're dating

1083
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: a girl for a while and her ex boyfriend dies

1084
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: and she is so upset about it. Are you a

1085
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 1: little bit gel m hmm a little heroin? God? That's cool,

1086
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: you know, m hm um. It depends how she's crying,

1087
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: like and uh just you know, really really sad because

1088
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: someone this was something she used to love. I would

1089
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 1: I would like to think that let's not do what

1090
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 1: we would like. I know, I honestly thought. It depends.

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00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: I mean, if the guy's you know, the guy's funnier

1092
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: to me, is he better to I mean he's Yeah,

1093
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: he was a very accomplished comedy writer and had a

1094
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 1: very successful career in comedy. I mean, I definitely want

1095
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: to mention it to her. But I'm sure behind closed doors,

1096
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: when I was showering, I'd be like, what then, okay, whatever, Like, no,

1097
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't have to worry about him.

1098
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: There'd be a little bit of that probably like oh sweet,

1099
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: now he's unless she did okay, interesting but just funny.

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00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: That's an interesting question to present. Yeah, I think, Yeah,

1101
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people be like, no, I

1102
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't be jealous at all. I wouldn't be said at all.

1103
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: But I think it depends how you're crying. If you're like,

1104
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'll never remember your next boyfriend was

1105
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 1: like god, you know it was. How would you feel

1106
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: well if if I was not if if if your

1107
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 1: if your boyfriend's ex girlfriend died, if if I felt

1108
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 1: his tears were about the fact that he couldn't be

1109
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 1: with her someday, or like it was like I would,

1110
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: I would honestly let him have his feelings about it,

1111
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: and I would try to keep my feelings out of it.

1112
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: I probably would feel like would he beat the upset if?

1113
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: I would probably compare myself, but I would try to understand.

1114
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 1: Here's the thing that he's probably going through feelings because

1115
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: he lost someone he knew, and death is sad. If

1116
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: you cried, I'd give you six months after the funeral.

1117
00:58:56,760 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 1: But if you're still crying a long time I went

1118
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 1: a little high, I'll give you six minutes. I'll give

1119
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 1: you six minutes before the funeral. But I just remember

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00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 1: an ex boyfriend saying that, man, um if if my

1121
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,920
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend's mom ever dies, I'm just gonna really have

1122
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 1: to probably go to her funeral, And I go, No,

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00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: you're not gonna go be there for your ex girlfriend

1124
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: because her mom. No, that's not gonna happen. Really, you

1125
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 1: don't talk to this girl anymore, you haven't talked to

1126
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: her for years. Why suddenly would you show up at

1127
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: her mom's funeral as the hero? Yeah? Now, I understand

1128
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 1: if they're still friends and he still talks, you know,

1129
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 1: has her in his life, but like to go rescue

1130
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: this girl from her sadness and be this like boyfriend

1131
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 1: character because you no, no, no, you're not going either.

1132
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: You're going and we're going to talk about it. But

1133
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: like that to me was like I hope this woman

1134
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: dies so I can show you you ain't going. You

1135
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 1: ain't going. You can send flowers, but you're not going

1136
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 1: to like go hold her. And then like talk to

1137
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 1: her sister and realize, oh my god, I kind of

1138
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: like this girl's sister more than I like Nikki's sister,

1139
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: and I get along with his family so much more.

1140
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 1: And then if you just get sucked back into it,

1141
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 1: and it's not about me losing him, because if you

1142
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:05,439
Speaker 1: want to go be with someone, go be with someone

1143
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 1: with you you know like I'm not. I'm not going

1144
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: to keep you from it, but if you have, if

1145
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: you want to go, that to me is like you're

1146
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 1: not over this and you can't like move on dot org,

1147
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 1: but donate now now and then in some some of

1148
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: you though, is like, hey, I'm not even thinking about

1149
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: myself in this situation. It's about the mom dying. It

1150
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: is so just like no, it's about him wanting to

1151
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,480
Speaker 1: go rescue her, and like I need to be there

1152
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 1: for her. And it's like, she's got family, she's been

1153
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: two years, you haven't talked to her, She's dealt with

1154
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 1: a slew of traumatic issues. You can let her alone

1155
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: for the mom's death. By the way, you probably didn't

1156
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: like the mom that much, because who likes their girlfriend's

1157
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 1: mom that much. Let's get to redd it dump. So

1158
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 1: last night I was on Reddit. I saved a lot

1159
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: of things, including a like a porn thing that I

1160
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: really liked that I wanted to come back to. So

1161
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,439
Speaker 1: I'm not going to share that. But um, you said

1162
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 1: you were going to bring up something that we could

1163
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 1: have talked about, maybe the whole pot. What do you

1164
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 1: mean yesterday? Really on reddit dump? No, just in general,

1165
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 1: I think well, that's not the time for it then,

1166
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 1: because this is a segment you know that has like

1167
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: a purpose. Yeah yeah, so we only we only have

1168
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes for this. Okay, this was the

1169
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 1: one that fucking got me. Dude, So last night on

1170
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 1: on reddit on the subreddit t I h I what

1171
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 1: do you think that sands were? Yeah, um, it doesn't matter. Thanks,

1172
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 1: I hate it. And that's just people posting things of

1173
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 1: like thanks. That was horrifying. I don't want to see that,

1174
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 1: like thanks, hate it. So this is a this isn't seriously, no,

1175
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: a you are scared of birds in a way that

1176
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: your phobia is birds, correct, pigeons? Like if you could

1177
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 1: get pigeons specifically, honestly, know, if any creature could fall

1178
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 1: into your head? What what's a creature could fall into

1179
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 1: your head? Any kind of like animal that's head sized

1180
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 1: or smaller. What's the worst one that could fall in

1181
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: your head? Like, truly considering every pigeon really a pigeon?

1182
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 1: Over over this this? You you what is that like

1183
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 1: a huge like a monster centipede. That's a monster centipede.

1184
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 1: I can't even hold the phone. I can't even look

1185
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 1: at the picture of it. Honestly, Centipedes are my number one. Okay,

1186
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 1: so what it is, you guys, is in giant centipede

1187
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: that's I can't even look at it. It's probably a

1188
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 1: foot long, and it's in Hawaii and they put um

1189
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 1: us like over a saucepan. They put a clear saucepan

1190
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,960
Speaker 1: lid over the centipede to trap it, and it's just

1191
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 1: going around and around in a circle. It's on thanks.

1192
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 1: I hate it. Centipedes are my number one grossest animal.

1193
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 1: I used to like, can't even look at a picture

1194
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 1: of one. The fact that I'm able to look at

1195
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: this and not like puke is I mean it is?

1196
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 1: Those are in Hawaii everywhere. And then I read the

1197
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 1: comments and people are like those used to fall from

1198
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 1: the ceiling onto my head. One time I was in

1199
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 1: bed and it bit me. If this bit me, and

1200
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 1: if this wasn't my bed, I would move out of

1201
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 1: my apartment. I'm not joking you. If there's I would

1202
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: move And I did move. In New York City, there

1203
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 1: was a house centipede in my bed in a storia.

1204
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 1: I was broke as fuck, and I went to go

1205
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 1: live with my friend Mike on his couch because I

1206
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 1: could not sleep anymore because a house centipede. Can a

1207
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:10,240
Speaker 1: centipede hurt you? I mean they can, they can bite,

1208
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 1: but it's not lethal. And there are certain ones that

1209
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: are venomous, but these are not like super venomous, I know,

1210
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: So essentially you can't hurt you. And the only thing

1211
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:22,919
Speaker 1: that they're just too fast. They have too many legs,

1212
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 1: and they never know where they're going. I want to

1213
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,920
Speaker 1: bug that has like a plan that goes. I want

1214
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,800
Speaker 1: to walk from here to hear. Spiders sometimes go like

1215
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 1: in a straight line. Centipedes don't know where the funk

1216
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 1: they're going. They're just everywhere, and they they get squirrely

1217
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: and they have too many legs, and it really creates

1218
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 1: me out there my number one phobia with two lane

1219
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:43,360
Speaker 1: highways and also fat men on diving bars. You'd rather

1220
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 1: have that land on your head in a scorpion. Oh

1221
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 1: hell yeah, Oh no, scorpion. For sure. You'd rather have

1222
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: a scorpion on your head than one of those. I

1223
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: mean a scorpion is yes, like you hate If I

1224
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:02,200
Speaker 1: found a centipede that was me before a big show

1225
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 1: and I'm walking around, that is probably why I hate

1226
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 1: you so much. With that energy You're a centipede under

1227
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:12,440
Speaker 1: a clear sauce panlet. That is totally Andrew. You're centipeding

1228
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 1: me out right now. I'm gonna try to scorpion more

1229
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 1: this year, I promise you. On this tour, I'm going

1230
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: to be way more chill. No, I believe that. Okay,

1231
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: this is another thing. Um. This is from sad Cringe.

1232
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: This is from sad the subreddit sad sad Cringe. This

1233
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: is Kanye. This is a clip from Keeping Up with

1234
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 1: the Kardashians, And this is sad cringe because these are

1235
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 1: things that make you go like oh and then also cringe.

1236
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 1: This is supposed to be sad because of Kim's non response,

1237
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 1: But I thought it was just a funny story. It's

1238
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,760
Speaker 1: Kanye on Keeping up with Kardashians, which he didn't appear

1239
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 1: on that many times. But it's a funny clip of

1240
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 1: him telling a story about a Make a Wish kid

1241
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 1: when he met I love about the Kanye thing years

1242
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 1: when she was dating that tall basketball player. He would

1243
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: be a friend to her. Yeah, it was a good

1244
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:56,000
Speaker 1: it was a good little romance. Yeah. So okay, so

1245
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,040
Speaker 1: he goes this is just a clip. Let's if we

1246
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:01,880
Speaker 1: can hear it kid, and he said, has it ever

1247
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 1: been anyone that you ever wanted to meet? As you

1248
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 1: got to meet, I was like, the other day I

1249
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,920
Speaker 1: met Tom Cruise and he was like, oh, man, I

1250
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:19,600
Speaker 1: didn't think to him was that Kim didn't really acknowledge

1251
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 1: his joke, which is a funny anecdote to tell that

1252
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: he went bet a baker wish kid and was like,

1253
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 1: who's your maker wish? He goes, well, the other day

1254
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,400
Speaker 1: I met Tom Cruise and the kid goes, oh, that

1255
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 1: was a good one, like like he's that's so that's funny.

1256
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 1: It's so funny and it's and it's self deprecating. Yeah,

1257
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful story. Kim look like she wasn't interested

1258
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 1: if you listen to the clip, though she does have

1259
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: a good response. The editors made her look like twaty,

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01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 1: which I don't understand because the Kardashians reveal review all

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01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 1: the footage, they have every control of the final edit,

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01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: so she might have missed that one. Because Um, let's

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01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 1: do one more Reddit thing. Um sorry, um, Taylor, what

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01:05:56,520 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 1: about as a kid? Dave? Yeah, Zach Morris say, by

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01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 1: the Belt, I always dreamed of the cast sad by

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01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:06,480
Speaker 1: the Belt yeah, yeah, I mean I'm how dead do

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01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:08,520
Speaker 1: you think? How cool do you think you were? I

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01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:13,000
Speaker 1: mean it was a really advanced, really serious cans. Um. Okay.

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01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:21,480
Speaker 1: So my last thing that I'll share, Um, okay, this

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01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:23,680
Speaker 1: one is asked credit. And I found this was an

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01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:26,240
Speaker 1: interesting question people because this is this could have been

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01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:29,120
Speaker 1: asked by me. People who take an hour showering, what

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01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,720
Speaker 1: do you do? I would have added what the funk

1274
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 1: are you doing in there? But this person was more polite.

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01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 1: People who take an hour showering? How long do I

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01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 1: take to shower? Andrew? And this is not an exaggeration,

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01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,200
Speaker 1: This is not me just when I'm in a hurry.

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01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:45,920
Speaker 1: How long do I take to shower? Um? Four minutes

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01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 1: tops tops. That's a long shower for me. Um, how

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01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 1: long do you shower? I mean it depends. It depends

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01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 1: how sad I am. But I'll go from anywhere from

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01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 1: from six minutes to twenty minutes. Okay, Um, that's too long.

1283
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 1: Here's what people said. Are you mad about the water

1284
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,720
Speaker 1: aspect because your dad gets mad about that, right, Yeah,

1285
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:09,760
Speaker 1: it's wasting water. And it's just like I get bored.

1286
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 1: There's no phone if I'm listening to a new song

1287
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 1: and I'm singing in the shower because there's good echoes.

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01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 1: I would you ever go over your stand up in

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01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 1: the shower, because that's something I would do. I would

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01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 1: literally if it a shower thing came, you know the

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01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 1: ones that come with the Yeah, I know about them.

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01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: They Yeah, I've never really used them. As a vibrator,

1293
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 1: I hold it like a microphone and I would do

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01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 1: my whole act in there. So that's weird that I

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01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:37,320
Speaker 1: have a vibrator that looks like a microphone. Yeah, I

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01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:42,240
Speaker 1: did my act on that. It stink. Okay, So someone goes,

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01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:48,680
Speaker 1: these are the These are the most classic UH answers

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01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:50,760
Speaker 1: to this. Someone said, I put the water in my

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01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:53,640
Speaker 1: mouth and spray it around the shower. That's insane. Someone

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01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,600
Speaker 1: else said, thirty minutes at most is my max when

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01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 1: my allergies are really bad and I'm trying to steam

1302
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 1: out my sciences so I can breathe for the rest

1303
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 1: of the day. Um. People said, so much shaving. Shaving

1304
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: takes me minutes. Um people said, hot water having comebacks

1305
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 1: come to my brain about fights three years ago. Does

1306
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 1: that happen to you? No? I mean I will think

1307
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: about future conversations at times sometimes I'll I'll go over

1308
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:17,200
Speaker 1: like what I will say on podcast in there and

1309
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:19,320
Speaker 1: someone says, make a bucket on my chest and let

1310
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 1: it fall once it's full. Booby is not required like

1311
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:25,920
Speaker 1: making that's why would you do that for an hour?

1312
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:27,840
Speaker 1: These aren't real answers, and I don't like Yeah, I

1313
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,840
Speaker 1: don't like that, but I do think. I do wonder

1314
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:31,880
Speaker 1: what people are doing in there. I do one it's

1315
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 1: just relaxing. Its some massage you could get away from

1316
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:37,240
Speaker 1: your family and an escape. Maybe you're not even in

1317
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 1: the shower the whole time. Maybe an escape. Okay, I

1318
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 1: said escape, It is that too, getting away from your ex. No,

1319
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:47,439
Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak with better addiction because we have

1320
01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:49,760
Speaker 1: a cancer listener out there who we found that I

1321
01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:51,680
Speaker 1: talked to last night and I realized I could be

1322
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 1: the last voice people ever hear. Yes, that was really cool.

1323
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:57,960
Speaker 1: We went you went live on Instagram last night. We

1324
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,679
Speaker 1: talked to a lot of besties who shared the rewards

1325
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: with us. Final thought, Um, we had a couple of

1326
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,040
Speaker 1: things that I wanted to get to, but I do

1327
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,640
Speaker 1: need to get to this one because I promised a

1328
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:10,160
Speaker 1: listener that we would. UM, so I screened no I

1329
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:12,559
Speaker 1: sent it to you right hold on once again, Andrew.

1330
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:15,200
Speaker 1: I got a message from one of our best fees yesterday.

1331
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 1: UM from Kate who Kate Matthews. But that's not her

1332
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:24,760
Speaker 1: Instagram name, So just a random Kate Matthews. I'm sure

1333
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:27,760
Speaker 1: there's many of them, so I'm protecting her randonemity. Um.

1334
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:31,920
Speaker 1: She wrote me a d M yesterday at PM. Please

1335
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 1: bully Andrew for dropping sushi at Whole Foods just now.

1336
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:39,759
Speaker 1: If it wasn't him, please ignore this. Can you explain

1337
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,920
Speaker 1: that because you were at Whole Foods when you were

1338
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,080
Speaker 1: just gotten back from Whole Foods. When I got that

1339
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 1: and you, I definitely put my hand into a bag

1340
01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:48,720
Speaker 1: that I thought was empty and there was a bunch

1341
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:50,639
Speaker 1: of sushi in it. So I know you've got sushi

1342
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,559
Speaker 1: at Whole Foods. I know you went to Whole Foods

1343
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 1: because you grabbed me some boba gaoos. So what happened?

1344
01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:57,000
Speaker 1: Who saw you drop a sushi? How did this happen?

1345
01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:03,120
Speaker 1: The talk to me in person. Tell it to my face, Kate.

1346
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:07,280
Speaker 1: Don't freaking go around d M and Nikki telling me

1347
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:11,720
Speaker 1: that you bully me live for dropping the sushi that

1348
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't have buck. I didn't even like one

1349
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:16,040
Speaker 1: of the rolls. I did drop the sushi. What I

1350
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:20,719
Speaker 1: did because I freaking I grabbed what does the sushi there? Huh,

1351
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:23,960
Speaker 1: just keep going. I grabbed the Zevia, the box. I

1352
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 1: tried to grab everything in my hands instead of the

1353
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 1: little card thing because I forgot to grab the little

1354
01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 1: card at the beginning of the store. Yeah, which whatever,

1355
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:34,560
Speaker 1: So I was holding everything and then I grabbed the

1356
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:36,680
Speaker 1: sushi and I put it on top of the sushis.

1357
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 1: Saw you struggling with this a handful of Zevia, and

1358
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 1: like so you put so the sushi slid off. The

1359
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:47,640
Speaker 1: Zvia sushi slid made a loud sound. I go, But

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01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:51,240
Speaker 1: I kicked it the sushi, so then it go fully down.

1361
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,000
Speaker 1: So I stopped it with my foot pee style, and

1362
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 1: it freaking it slid down, and then I go. I

1363
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:59,040
Speaker 1: looked around the sea. If anyone noticed how embarrassing that was.

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01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 1: Apparently Kate saw, and uh, yeah, Kate, you could have

1365
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:07,040
Speaker 1: fucking picked up the sushi too. By the way, Kate,

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01:11:07,439 --> 01:11:09,360
Speaker 1: she looked at it, you know when people look at

1367
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 1: when I believe I saw Kate she looked at the sushi.

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01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,400
Speaker 1: She could have picked it up and handed it to me. Now,

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01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,720
Speaker 1: she picked up her phone and d M me that

1370
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:23,080
Speaker 1: I should bully you. Well did you buy that sushi?

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01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:25,960
Speaker 1: I did buy that sushi? And how wouldn't fall out

1372
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,639
Speaker 1: on the ground like it was all right? You didn't

1373
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:30,800
Speaker 1: like one role? Yeah, it wasn't. It was a little

1374
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:34,320
Speaker 1: fishy form my Viking. But don't buy fish. Fish is fishy.

1375
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:36,519
Speaker 1: That's the gaffgan joke. I love. He's like, you know,

1376
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:39,080
Speaker 1: he shouldn't be eating fish when one of the worst

1377
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:42,280
Speaker 1: things that a fish can taste like is fish. When

1378
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:45,240
Speaker 1: people go, I'm sending this back it's too fishy. Um,

1379
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,360
Speaker 1: you mean you're fish You fucking weirdo. Stop eating meat.

1380
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:52,800
Speaker 1: Meat isn't supposed to be eating. So by the way, Kate,

1381
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:55,640
Speaker 1: you could have you could have helped me pick You

1382
01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:58,080
Speaker 1: could have helped me pick it up. She could have helped.

1383
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:03,160
Speaker 1: She really struggling to get it up. I had about

1384
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 1: eleven different objects because I did, part I didn't. I

1385
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:11,840
Speaker 1: did at that point I did because there was a line. No,

1386
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:14,000
Speaker 1: what was the second thing? You reminded me of? Epic?

1387
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:17,920
Speaker 1: Oh Andrew's epic story? Oh yeah, well, can you even

1388
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,800
Speaker 1: start it? We'll maybe do a teaser. Well, yeah, no,

1389
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,400
Speaker 1: I honestly just I could make the story very quick.

1390
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 1: But when I was you know how I lost all

1391
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:28,000
Speaker 1: that money. So when I was in a bunch of debt,

1392
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:31,439
Speaker 1: I was like in fifty grand in debt, and I thought, well,

1393
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:34,640
Speaker 1: why don't I start a website? You know, because you

1394
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 1: know me, I'm always a very big tech guy. And

1395
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,000
Speaker 1: you had a couple, you had an app idea that

1396
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:41,200
Speaker 1: you This was before the app idea, so it was

1397
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 1: called you Hot dot Com. I mean it's like Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah,

1398
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm but he did are you Hot dot Com? It

1399
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:50,639
Speaker 1: really wasn't that. It wasn't that what he did wasn't

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01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:52,799
Speaker 1: that face Hot or Not or not? It was Facebook,

1401
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,880
Speaker 1: So Hot or Not was was what years is. By

1402
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:58,000
Speaker 1: the way, because I want to Zuckerberg did this in

1403
01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:05,160
Speaker 1: two thousand two. This was after that, So my idea

1404
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 1: was hot or Not? But what if Hot or Not?

1405
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:13,240
Speaker 1: Was a website that was video based and it wasn't crazy.

1406
01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:16,200
Speaker 1: It was actually pretty smart where people would go and

1407
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,880
Speaker 1: they would dance or they would show literally how hot

1408
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,000
Speaker 1: they are. That was the whole point, or what their

1409
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,960
Speaker 1: skill was, and then you rate it if it's hot

1410
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:29,560
Speaker 1: or not. But it's a video, so you had just

1411
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:33,080
Speaker 1: what I mean, this is not a bad idea, but

1412
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,439
Speaker 1: also it's like I was ahead of the time. That's

1413
01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:38,320
Speaker 1: what you sat down with some guys, some web developer,

1414
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,759
Speaker 1: and you were like, so you just had a business partner.

1415
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:45,360
Speaker 1: Was something that you think, so it could be a talent.

1416
01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 1: What talent is hot besides just flexing? I mean pretty much,

1417
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:51,560
Speaker 1: it's just my father was just gonna be girls in

1418
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:56,760
Speaker 1: bikinis and stuff like that, like TikTok, like what TikTok is? So,

1419
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:59,640
Speaker 1: and then you can match with each other and then

1420
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,280
Speaker 1: it's like a dating as well as video because you

1421
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:05,000
Speaker 1: had done this before after you went on a date

1422
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:08,040
Speaker 1: from it just looks this was this was before. It's

1423
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:11,000
Speaker 1: right around the same period of time. So mind you

1424
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:14,120
Speaker 1: so I get this. I have Travis. We each put

1425
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 1: it like, we buy the domain name, which is you

1426
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:20,559
Speaker 1: hot dot com? Great? Y o h, it's a great name.

1427
01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:26,040
Speaker 1: It's a great name dot com. It was like incredible

1428
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,160
Speaker 1: to me. So we bought that for like a grand

1429
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 1: and then I got a web developer. We found him

1430
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,639
Speaker 1: online or whatever. He was like this Indian guy and okay,

1431
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:36,639
Speaker 1: I well know I'm saying like he was in India,

1432
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:38,720
Speaker 1: like you know, like and so I would be on

1433
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:40,360
Speaker 1: the phone with him. I was like, we gotta like

1434
01:14:40,439 --> 01:14:43,719
Speaker 1: I would check the website. Whatever it ended up working,

1435
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,600
Speaker 1: it just ended up being a very shitty YouTube, like

1436
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:49,559
Speaker 1: that's what it were really were able to have people

1437
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:52,400
Speaker 1: upload video. So yeah, so I wanted to upload a

1438
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:55,640
Speaker 1: video to get it go, and like I tried to

1439
01:14:55,760 --> 01:15:00,320
Speaker 1: make a was this before YouTube or after you way

1440
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:02,680
Speaker 1: after YouTube? It was a very shitty YouTube. That's where

1441
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,400
Speaker 1: it ended up being. So I go, I go, all right,

1442
01:15:05,479 --> 01:15:07,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a video that will go viral, which

1443
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:12,720
Speaker 1: will then launch it. This whole concept just block. It's

1444
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:16,160
Speaker 1: so unclear what this is. Yes, no one really knew

1445
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:17,880
Speaker 1: what it was because I didn't want to just go,

1446
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:19,880
Speaker 1: you know, it's just about how hot you are. I

1447
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,960
Speaker 1: wanted it to be about pounding at night in this

1448
01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 1: time in your life, like what would you do in

1449
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:25,120
Speaker 1: during the day is what would you do at night? Like, well,

1450
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 1: real estate, real estate. I was still doing. So this

1451
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:30,280
Speaker 1: was my big money ticket to get out of real estate.

1452
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:33,960
Speaker 1: So so so I end up making a video. This

1453
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:37,120
Speaker 1: is true. I made a video. This is my big

1454
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,080
Speaker 1: viral video. I was like, I'm gonna make my own

1455
01:15:39,479 --> 01:15:42,559
Speaker 1: viral video, which will let So it was my buddy

1456
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,479
Speaker 1: Travis was filming and all you could hear me singing

1457
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:48,960
Speaker 1: was Alicia Keys no One. And I was singing it

1458
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:52,760
Speaker 1: really high. No One. No, you know that song. I

1459
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:55,840
Speaker 1: mean the fact that I was able to decipher what

1460
01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:00,160
Speaker 1: song you were just how does that song going? In one? No,

1461
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:07,280
Speaker 1: it takes me away, I'm feel Yeah, So I'm singing

1462
01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:10,040
Speaker 1: that song. So you can hear that song singing. I'm

1463
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:12,240
Speaker 1: in the garage and I'm in one of those back

1464
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:16,240
Speaker 1: fake thing where it's like want to catch the guys

1465
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:20,519
Speaker 1: saying badly, but I'm upside down. I'm upside down on

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Speaker 1: one of those back things. Yeah, and I'm trying to

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01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:25,880
Speaker 1: look ripped to know I wasn't that in shape maybe,

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01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:29,639
Speaker 1: but I was rubbing peanut butter all I'm going, I'm

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01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:32,680
Speaker 1: peanut but a boy. This was so I'm singing that

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01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 1: song and then I started going I'm peanut but a boy,

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01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:38,160
Speaker 1: and I'm rubbing peanut butter all over my chest, going

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01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:43,000
Speaker 1: peanut butter boy likes peanut butter over the No One, No,

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Speaker 1: I love the peanut butter boy. And I thought it

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01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:50,040
Speaker 1: would just be this very weird Yeah, weird for sure.

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01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 1: And then I can send that out to everyone I know,

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01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:55,360
Speaker 1: thinking like, oh, everyone'll kick it off. This is a

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01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:59,439
Speaker 1: big opener. Peanut butter boy. It's a peanut butter boy.

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Speaker 1: Uh no one. I mean like like maybe twenty people

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01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:09,200
Speaker 1: signed up. So did you abandon you hot? So this

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01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:12,960
Speaker 1: is where it gets good. So essentially what happened was

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01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:15,519
Speaker 1: we pretty much just gave up on it. We were like, wow,

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01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:18,680
Speaker 1: we gave it a Harvard try whatever and uh and

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01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:21,320
Speaker 1: uh and you know, peanut butter boy. You know I tried,

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01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:24,600
Speaker 1: you know, jelly Man. Just nothing was taken off, you know.

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01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 1: And I didn't try jelly man. That's not a bad

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01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,439
Speaker 1: idea though, but U so for it. So next thing

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01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:33,120
Speaker 1: I know, I get an email and this guy's like, hey,

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01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:38,280
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a website broker from me, by you hot,

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01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 1: from you. I have a guy that loves to name

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01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:46,040
Speaker 1: after you, after you after I launched peanut butter out

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01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:47,880
Speaker 1: of your chest hair at this point a month and

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01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 1: a half, well my chest was shaved up. Uh month,

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01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:55,880
Speaker 1: and that's why people take our showers boom. Yeah, So

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01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,479
Speaker 1: I go, Okay, I think I'm getting spammed here, like

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01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:02,040
Speaker 1: you know, like okay, you're a UK deal or whatever.

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01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:04,280
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, my client wants to pay. What would

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01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:06,880
Speaker 1: you sell it for? I was like I was into it,

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01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:09,760
Speaker 1: probably like four or five grand at this point. I go, oh,

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01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:13,800
Speaker 1: we'll sell it for eight grand whatever, and the guy's like, yeah,

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01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:16,639
Speaker 1: we'll do it, and I go, I know, I probably

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01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:19,680
Speaker 1: could have got oh my god, at least nine, so

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01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm probably a tesla so before they came out. So

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01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:25,120
Speaker 1: I go, I go, all right, I'll sell it. We

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01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:28,679
Speaker 1: sell it, and I swear to God on my life.

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01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,360
Speaker 1: The next day after I sell it, it is a

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01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:35,719
Speaker 1: full on porn site like you porn or porn Hub

1507
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:40,680
Speaker 1: or red Tube whatever. I could keep going, and I

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01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:44,400
Speaker 1: didn't tell anyone that I sold it. So everyone, you

1509
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:46,719
Speaker 1: are running a porn site because you would all blasted

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01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:51,920
Speaker 1: to all your friends Peanut butter Boy exactly facelift for

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01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:56,120
Speaker 1: a website. So then all my family and friends are going,

1512
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,160
Speaker 1: oh wow, we could have so seen this bean a

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01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,920
Speaker 1: porn site. Good job, like wow, you actually do it,

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01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:03,800
Speaker 1: you guys, this is what you think of me, Like

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01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,800
Speaker 1: you think this is where I have more integrity than this.

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01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 1: I parody to Alicia Keys video where I pretended to

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01:19:10,439 --> 01:19:12,920
Speaker 1: be a guy in his garage having a Kevin Spacey

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01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:18,439
Speaker 1: American beauty moment rubbing peanut butter on me. Yeah, which

1519
01:19:18,479 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 1: some one would have come in and shot you too.

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01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,080
Speaker 1: So anyway, so everyone and I was like, no, I

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01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:26,320
Speaker 1: actually sold it. I made money on it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's a great story. That'll wrap us up for today.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, besties. Thank you for joining Instagram

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Speaker 1: Live last night and sharing your words with us. To

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01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:38,679
Speaker 1: those that did that, um, keep Kate fu yeah, Kate,

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01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:44,720
Speaker 1: fuck you honest Kate. Now, Kate. If you see me

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01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,040
Speaker 1: in Whole Foods, do not judge how me seaweed snacks

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01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:50,360
Speaker 1: I buy, Listen, I go through fast, okay, and if

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01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:54,000
Speaker 1: I drop them, don't dare touch you. Don't help me.

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01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:57,439
Speaker 1: I can do it all myself, all right. Thank you

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01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:59,719
Speaker 1: guys for listening. We'll see you tomorrow on the show

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