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Speaker 3: All right, it's time for your phone tab And have

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Speaker 3: you ever signed up for one of those seven day

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Speaker 3: free trials? Oh god, and you mean to cancel it

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Speaker 3: before the window ends, but then you forgot.

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Speaker 2: They always get me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, twelve years later, still getting bills from Polish Brannycam

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Speaker 3: dot Well, Oh my gosh, gotta remember to go in

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Speaker 3: and cancel Ranny by now she's the oldest Today, I

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Speaker 3: call a guy who waited until the very last second

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Speaker 3: to unsubscribe from his seven day trial with a popular

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Speaker 3: TV streaming service. Oh, just got it. If he was

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Speaker 3: just a few minutes quicker, things would have been different

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Speaker 3: a minute. But instead, his entire life is about to

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Speaker 3: get turned upside down. He has no idea what happens next.

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Speaker 3: It's your phone tap right after this.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Terry.

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Speaker 3: Calling from TV. I'm looking to speak with Jack this

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Speaker 3: is how Hi. Jack, I was just calling because we

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Speaker 3: received your email about issues you had canceling your Screaming package.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I did the seven day free trial and just

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Speaker 2: eatmil to cancel the plan, which I did within the

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Speaker 2: seven days, but it looked like I charged anyway.

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Speaker 3: Well, I can definitely help you out with that. Let

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Speaker 3: me pull up your account and see what's going on here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, Terry.

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Speaker 3: Of course. Hold on h oh okay, So looks like

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Speaker 3: you did cancel your account, but it came in five

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Speaker 3: minutes after the cutoff time. What squidd lydie darn?

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Speaker 2: I thought I did it in time. I did it

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Speaker 2: with than a seven day period.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry you did not any way, you can.

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Speaker 2: Make an exception. I definitely did it on a seventh day.

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Speaker 3: Oh I wish I could, but I'm sorry I can't

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Speaker 3: do that. The good news, though, Jack, is that you

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Speaker 3: were automatically enrolled into our Diamond Platinum package. Isn't that wonderful?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm not interested in that, but uh, what I

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Speaker 2: have to do to cancel? What? I have to wait

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Speaker 2: the full thirty days to cancel it? Sir?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. The Diamond Platinum plan is not month to month.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean the Diamond Platinum package is a

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Speaker 3: thirty year commitment.

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Speaker 4: No way.

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Speaker 3: The good news is that it locked you in a

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Speaker 3: fantastic value price only one hundred and twenty dollars a

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Speaker 3: year for thirty years. Isn't that nice?

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I don't want to stream

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Speaker 2: in service for thirty years?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 3: Did you not read the terms and conditions on the

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Speaker 3: free trial?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: Nobody reads that stuff.

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Speaker 3: Oh Jupiter, because if you did, you would have seen

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Speaker 3: that after your free trial expires, you're imediately enrolled in

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Speaker 3: the thirty year diar.

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Speaker 2: In that right mind would sign up for thirty year plan.

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Speaker 3: We actually have thousands of our users who absolutely love it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I doubt it. I think it's stupid. I don't

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Speaker 2: want that. I don't I don't want the package. That's

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Speaker 2: why I call it the canceled.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I guess there is another option. If you no

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Speaker 3: longer would like to subscribe, I can send you an

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Speaker 3: email to cancel your plan.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I will, I would like to cancel.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you want to cancel? There is going to

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Speaker 3: be a small cancelation fee.

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Speaker 2: Let me guess ten grand. You guys are unbelievable, sir, No.

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Speaker 3: You didn't let me finish. It only costs ninety nine cents.

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Speaker 2: As in a dollar, ninety nine cents less.

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Speaker 3: Than a dollar.

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Speaker 2: Actually, if I could pay a dollar to cancel, that's fine, dynamite.

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Speaker 3: So, sir, are you at your computer right now?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I am.

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Speaker 3: Okay. I'm going to send you a link to your email,

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Speaker 3: but you gotta be ready because if you don't click

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Speaker 3: the link within thirty seconds, then you will automatically be

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Speaker 3: upgraded to our forty year uranium plan.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, we're not going to do it for it.

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Speaker 2: We're not going to do thirty years.

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Speaker 4: Holding one second, I'm looking into.

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Speaker 3: My computer sent.

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Speaker 2: Did you You didn't mention? I just had thirty seconds

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Speaker 2: to do it, right? You mean thirty seconds after that?

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Speaker 2: Log into my computer?

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Speaker 3: Right? More like twenty five seconds now, so I would

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Speaker 3: definitely hurt. Are you serious nature to check your junk

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Speaker 3: folder because a lot of them get sent over to junk.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean who's sent something in expects you

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Speaker 4: to sign in twenty seconds?

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Speaker 3: I did, forget to tell you. Sometimes in the past

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Speaker 3: customers have sent that there can be a forty five

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Speaker 3: second delay.

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Speaker 2: This, this is ridiculous. What type of scam are you

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Speaker 2: running here? Who can do this in thirty seconds? This

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Speaker 2: is ridiculous waiting for you for All I want is

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Speaker 2: my feedback, But I don't.

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Speaker 4: Want to pay for a damn platinum package for thirty years.

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Speaker 4: No time is up?

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Speaker 3: Okay did you click it?

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Speaker 4: No? I didn't click on any link. I've parently opened

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Speaker 4: my email. Are you serious?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry about that, sir.

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Speaker 4: Just give me the damn deposit bag.

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Speaker 3: O monkey butters. You just must have been a little

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Speaker 3: bit slow on the uptake there. Would you like to

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Speaker 3: hear about your new forty year package?

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Speaker 2: I absolutely don't want to hear about a streaming package

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Speaker 2: that I'm gonna use for forty years.

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Speaker 3: It's better, it's got better value.

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Speaker 4: You take the better value and you shove it up here.

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Speaker 3: Well that's not very nice, sir.

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Speaker 4: Are you serious? That's not very nice.

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Speaker 2: You give me thirty seconds to get into my computer

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Speaker 2: and sign doctor for the.

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Speaker 3: Ninety nine second cancelation fee. We have to have give

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Speaker 3: and take.

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Speaker 4: You know what.

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Speaker 2: Let me speak with your damn supervisor. How about that? Sir?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but customer service is not included in your

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Speaker 3: forty year uranium package.

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Speaker 2: Both put your supervisor or a manager on the phone.

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Speaker 3: I can tell you prank calls are Would you like

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Speaker 3: one of those free of charge?

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Speaker 4: I would speak with who you.

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Speaker 3: Could speak with? A radio host. His name is Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: He's really really swell. No way, my name is Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning,

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Speaker 3: we're doing a phone tap.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, No, you're not ye.

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Speaker 3: Your girlfriend Jana set you up. She said you got

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Speaker 3: really mad at yourself for not canceling a TV streaming

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Speaker 3: service the other day. She wanted to play a prank

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Speaker 3: on you.

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Speaker 4: I feel like a fool.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: We listened all the time.

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Speaker 2: We love you, guys.

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Speaker 4: We don't believe that is she on the phone.

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Speaker 3: No, she's not here. But hey, before you go, check

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Speaker 3: your email because you need to click the link in

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Speaker 3: three seconds or you're automatically enrolled in our Ben Franklin

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Speaker 3: Silver Century deal.

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Speaker 4: You're like using this voice. I don't know, and I

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Speaker 4: couldn't catch it. I didn't know it was you, Bud.

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Speaker 2: You guys are great.

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Speaker 3: Terry's very tricky.

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Speaker 4: Yes he is. I feel like a fool.

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning?

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Speaker 1: Was food tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, frooking Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning