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Speaker 1: I need Scottie be for this. No, what's you all

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Speaker 1: gonna do? Well, we're going to start a banana only

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Speaker 1: fans account soon. But aside from that, why did you

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Speaker 1: look at me derisively when I admitted to growing out

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Speaker 1: Derek could grow one out easily, he could Garret could

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Speaker 1: have one by five o'clock tonight from My dad had

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Speaker 1: in the world of growing a mustache. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it was either TV or film where mustaches became

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Speaker 1: associated with your predatory right, whether, but you see I

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Speaker 1: when you grew out of mustache scary you look, you

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's probably that a lot of creepy

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Speaker 1: So it the pedophile and porn star jokes emerged from

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Speaker 1: or porn Where did that start, though, and why? Why?

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Speaker 1: Why did all the pedophiles and porn stars all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden start having mustaches? Hang, Okay, so fads come

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Speaker 1: and go, right, uh fas fashion changes, But well, fashion changes, right,

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Speaker 1: and so certain things went out of style, like mustaches

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Speaker 1: and members only jackets. But the recluse types, the one

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Speaker 1: previous years when people wore mustaches, so that's why you

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Speaker 1: It gives like old Indian man vibes. That's because you're

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Speaker 1: Indiana has a billion people and if you go over there,

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Speaker 1: like a lot of the creepy old uncles, they have

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Speaker 1: old uncle, like there's no wholesome man with a mustache

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Speaker 1: where the town's celings of today. But it's I mean,

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Speaker 1: are so bad that even Harry Styles couldn't pull it off,

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Speaker 1: body hair is for some reason now associated with being dirty,

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Speaker 1: So Danielle, if let's say Sheldon. Does Sheldon have a

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Speaker 1: do that, Brody, you can't do that. Texting. Scary is

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Speaker 1: it doesn't mean anything. But for a lot of people

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Speaker 1: this morning, it's from last week. It's from last week.

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Speaker 1: and my stomach is like, looks out of fast. You're

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Speaker 1: My junk is way further down. But you're like this, Scott.

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Speaker 1: when you explain that to me. I have seen it

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Speaker 1: to be fair, he was considerate and peeing into a sewer. Okay, cool?

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Speaker 1: know I'm I think I'm probably the worst about it.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I can think of it this way, right,

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Speaker 1: Those Germans don't laugh? That they last forever? I know it.

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Speaker 1: I haven't on an airplane, though I will. I like

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Speaker 1: heard of shoes. So you made your parents take their

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Speaker 1: because they're the same way they grew up in India

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Speaker 1: about this on Yeah, it's it's like it runs in

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Speaker 1: Like if scary drivers carr pretty clean vexed suit in

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Speaker 1: I walk in the house, everything comes off and you're

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Speaker 1: like one step closer to becoming your father every day.

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Speaker 1: And that's all the time we have for today, So

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Speaker 1: thanks ever, buddy, Thank you guys. Bye bye bye fifteen

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