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Speaker 1: the one so loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.

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Speaker 1: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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Speaker 1: the what's what's and how about them gaboys, y'all? It

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Speaker 1: is Sissan. I'm from the North, alpha male. I live

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Speaker 1: on the West side of Nashville, temporarily Comma. I'm married

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Speaker 1: to Bayzer. Guys, I didn't go to Austin, but I

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Speaker 1: all about that's come all. Al Dean did not play.

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Speaker 1: Al Dean was nowhere in the US, And don't do

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Speaker 1: Lady Wilson day here as I should have been a cava.

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Speaker 1: He was there, He was there, I mean he opened

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Speaker 1: what a terrible day I had yesterday. Why he's talking

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Speaker 1: festival first, we'll coach you brought it up. It's on

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Speaker 1: the rundown, I know. But we hear about festival. Would

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Speaker 1: you rather hear about my terrible day yesterday? Here's how

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Speaker 1: my Halloween? He went, No, no, no, it's not a

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Speaker 1: little weenie. No, no, I had nothing to do with Halloween.

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Speaker 1: It's so I wake up on Sunday morning exhausted, right, like,

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Speaker 1: You know who cares about when you're exhausted? Tell him? Ray? Nobody,

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Speaker 1: no one. So I just you know, I don't even

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Speaker 1: Now that's how I tell you that I'm really tired.

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Speaker 1: So I log in the eliminator and I just like,

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Speaker 1: even look, I don't even think about it, like they're

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Speaker 1: the most picked team, but I'll just pick them anyway.

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Speaker 1: And you never want to be part of the most

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Speaker 1: an eliminator, you don't want to pick them because if

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Speaker 1: and you're still in. But I was just like, whatever,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick the Bengals. Cool. I believe in Burrow. Well,

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Speaker 1: But it's the middle of the season. So cool. I

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Speaker 1: this dude and his two kids. Cannot wait deep tease.

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Speaker 1: So I'm cool. We get something to eat and as

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Speaker 1: our flight is at one o'clock, so at I look

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Speaker 1: on I look online and Bengal is already down seven nothing.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I know this, how how this story

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Speaker 1: don't think so. Miami had a seven point lead to UM.

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Speaker 1: not a good sign. And I'm telling you that Miami

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Speaker 1: it is really a bad sign when that team gets

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Speaker 1: This is what is going to happen to us. Fine? Whatever? Cool?

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Speaker 1: Ready you get one? Yeah? No, Sam Houston State, um,

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Speaker 1: California's cal Santa Barbara no, Boise State no, North Dakota

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Speaker 1: Middle Tennessee State No, I got it. Army nope, Memphis

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Speaker 1: Let's go Connecticut nope. University of Central Florida no, Uh.

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Speaker 1: State no, utl Passo noe. Uh, gotta be a Tulsa

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Speaker 1: Community College. Let's go Louisiana Tech. No, Austin Community College No.

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Speaker 1: me um, Montana nope, Idaho nope. Did you go South

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Speaker 1: let's keep going, Uh, North Carolina yeah, NC State nope,

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Speaker 1: me Lafayette No, Auburn no. McNeice nope, McNichols nope. Nick

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Speaker 1: Diego State. Give me a whack team, I said, Texas State.

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Speaker 1: There's got to be another one over there. Webber State. No, Pepperdine.

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Speaker 1: Pepperdine is beautiful. The point of this is, do you

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Speaker 1: have no idea where Mike White went to school? You've

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Speaker 1: And he comes out and balls out, balls out, just

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Speaker 1: throwing the balls. What Tennessee State? No? Oh god, we

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Speaker 1: I'm getting on the plane and it's just like the

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Speaker 1: terrible sign they're losing school. He started out at South

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Speaker 1: Zach Wilson, you're now the backup of the New York Jets.

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Speaker 1: I don't care that you were the number two pick. Overall,

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Speaker 1: Zach Wilson is healthy, well, probably, but they should not

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Speaker 1: do that because Zach Wilson has not looked anything like that.

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Speaker 1: And his six starts seventh, how many starts he's had?

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Speaker 1: Scoop to Steve, I need your help. You're the one

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Speaker 1: I gotta poopoo. And I'm like, if this kid peas

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Speaker 1: Why is she not stopping them mile high clubbers? So

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Speaker 1: on and watch the Jets get they have they have

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Speaker 1: call personal foul unnecessary roughness on the defense because he

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Speaker 1: I'm done. So he was the only reason you were winning.

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Speaker 1: like I am a DeAndre Hopkins. He's good, he was

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Speaker 1: He's never stayed healthy. I'm just saying that he went

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Speaker 1: What do you have for me Tuesday? Huh? Why do

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Speaker 1: you hate me? God? Get the gun? No, I've already

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Speaker 1: removed that sound effect. So that's why I mean. You're

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Speaker 1: looking at two of my leagues that I have, Russell Wilson,

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Speaker 1: Julio welcome to tightens up, but never since you did that,

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Speaker 1: Exactly who else are you gonna injured? So yeah, I

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Speaker 1: My season is over the Titans seasons over the Titans seasons. Like,

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Speaker 1: that's fair to say. They just got it rolling. And

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Speaker 1: Derrick Henry, you are out of your mind. They'll make playoffs,

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Speaker 1: but it will be right. They're gonna win their division

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Speaker 1: because they got at least a two guys. Don't know

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Speaker 1: And I heard Titans are having open trials. Boys, They're

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Speaker 1: they're bringing it. You show up with a Derrick. I

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Speaker 1: already have the sciss in Jersey with its Titans too.

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Speaker 1: It's a home one. You're telling me I couldn't get

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Speaker 1: a couple of yards on the third down, You'd lose you, No,

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Speaker 1: would be like, But I mean the Titans get it rolling.

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Speaker 1: I mean they beat the Hills Chiefs a very gritty

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Speaker 1: You're sure it's official though they I mean, if they're

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Speaker 1: That's what they're saying. They're gonna bring him in this

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Speaker 1: be out for a while. But he played him, didn't

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Speaker 1: have been after the fact. That's probably why he's out

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Speaker 1: for the rest of this time. He should have just

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Speaker 1: gone out like I heard it, dude, like, let me

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Speaker 1: go check this out. Instead he was like, no, it

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Speaker 1: And then after the game it was probably in pain,

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Speaker 1: Bad weekend, just a bad Sunday and Monday for me.

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Speaker 1: We need to be on the lookout for him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you boys are right. Ap is traveling to Nashville today.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna Julio, Welcome to Titan So he's gonna have

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Speaker 1: and kids like, oh, one elevator? Do you want to

419
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,439
Speaker 1: talk about getting to that elevator? And just being like you?

420
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,360
Speaker 1: I mean, it was so like I was tired after

421
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 1: a long weekend, a long day of travel with the kids,

422
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: and they had been they had been really good, and

423
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: then I'm just like, how are we going to get

424
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: these kids up these stairs? Ray? How was your weekend? Boys?

425
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 1: I had to throw a Halloween party on Friday, So

426
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 1: me and Bazer from the second we got done here

427
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: at eleven am, I worked all the way until ten pm.

428
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,879
Speaker 1: We we it was our job to throw the entire party.

429
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: The community cares for a hundred residents at the apartment.

430
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 1: You're part of the community care provided all the booze.

431
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 1: We had to set up all the food. We ordered

432
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 1: Mexican for like five hundred people. Nice chewiese Now it

433
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,360
Speaker 1: was mestis. Hey, how much you spend on alcohol? Dude?

434
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 1: That's nice? Ea to pay for that? No, No, they

435
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: gave us a five budget, so but five hun, that's

436
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,679
Speaker 1: not a lot how did you What did you get? Well,

437
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: we had left over alcohol from other parties we had

438
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 1: thrown so dude, we had an entire closet of booze.

439
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:02,679
Speaker 1: We had Budlight, Miller like coolers, White Claws, truly's the

440
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: Costco brand White Claws. Yeah, so you didn't buy liquor,

441
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: just you talk Kirkland's No, there was champagne. So because

442
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: kids were at this, so there was a punch bowl

443
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 1: and if the parents were alcohol or liked alcohol, then

444
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,160
Speaker 1: they could put in champagne into the punch. But the

445
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: punch was kid friendly because we wanted punt. Yeah, we

446
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: wanted families to be able to come. So but yeah,

447
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: we worked that party and add the World Series. They

448
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: want to have some Halloween movie on on Friday Night,

449
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: and I was like, guys, um, it's it's the World Series.

450
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: I've already seen a couple of dads wearing Atlanta Braves gear.

451
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm throwing every TV on here on the Braves game.

452
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: So sorry about the Halloween movie. I didn't think they

453
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: were just wearing those for Halloween, like they were dressed

454
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 1: up as a player. And the one dad gave me

455
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 1: props here, Actually he didn't even have a kid. But

456
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, he goes, hey, when you change those channels.

457
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: I was like, mom, man, that's my mother. And I

458
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 1: was like, dude, I always got my bros. I'm I'm

459
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: always thinking about my bros. Dude, I wasn't gonna let

460
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: that Halloween movie win. Hey if he's just if they're

461
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 1: just wearing the Kuna jersey, they're just watching the game.

462
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: Now we've got the gold chains. That's Halloween, baby, then

463
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 1: think about that it's just jersey or just T shirt.

464
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: Is just a fan probably on the gold chains though,

465
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: like with a palm tree on it. All right, you're

466
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: AUSSI alb's Yeah, and you did look any any dressed

467
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 1: up as Ezekiel Elliott last night? Hilarious? It wasn't funny.

468
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 1: A couple of the dads, which I don't know if

469
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: that's the point where you've just given up on life

470
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: because you hate life. A couple of dads dressed up

471
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: as the Devil. I'm like, wait at your party? Yeah,

472
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: at the party on Friday night, one of the dad's

473
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: actually had horns and I just went up to that's

474
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: like the most But because was it like a sacrilegious

475
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 1: costume you could ever wear? Was a full outfit or

476
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 1: was it just like horrible? The one dude went red

477
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 1: suit and then horns and the other dude had a

478
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: suit on. They both went suit, look had a suit

479
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,360
Speaker 1: on that had little devils on it, and I both

480
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: of them. I went and like, you're really the devil there?

481
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 1: Like yeah, they even talk like that. Wait, hold on,

482
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: hold on. So you have a problem with people dressing

483
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: up as the devil devil for Halloween? You think that's

484
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: sacrilexy set the Devil's fine, real devil. When a dude

485
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: dress up, there's about a hundred different costumes I could

486
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: think of to be before it be the devil. That's

487
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: weird unless you're like, so what about a girl that

488
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: dress dresses up as a pregnant nun? I love it's

489
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: pretty funny. Maybe it's funny when the girls do it,

490
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: but also the dad's the dressed up as the Devil's

491
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 1: had that frown face on. So because they're the devil, right,

492
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,439
Speaker 1: they're not supposed to be a good move. They're the devil.

493
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 1: They hate their life and they're just glaring at people.

494
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: I was like, um, not loving their costume and I'm

495
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 1: not loving their vibe. Guys, can we please kick out

496
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: the devil? Coach? What was the best costume? Best? The

497
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: dude that won it was one chick. She had low

498
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 1: cut top. I think she she was something Pirates, Yeah,

499
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 1: I was. I was all about that one. Guys. I

500
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: didn't pick the winner, but I believe Pirates of the

501
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: Caribbean she won. And then a dude he was dressed

502
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 1: up as I think it was, Well, it's a it's

503
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: a rap song. It's like not the dressed up as

504
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: a road. It's one of those uh, it's like the Sprinkles.

505
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a tag team. I think he dressed

506
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: up his tag team or something like that. It's a

507
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: well known. It's like all Scoop there. It is, ye

508
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,919
Speaker 1: Scoop there. It is the commercial. I think that's what happened.

509
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: But maybe I wouldn't consider that a rap song. I

510
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,239
Speaker 1: consider that a commercial. But so who who did all

511
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: the voting? Coach? It was the Chars team minus me,

512
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: So it was like five people was a board of

513
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 1: five people voted, and then the kids. There was two

514
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: kid winners too. I mean, honestly, that sounds fun. That

515
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 1: does sound fun. Well, and then the DJ he was

516
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: the smartest guy the whole night. I mean, we pay

517
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: him five hundred dollars. He was DJ Apple Watch. He

518
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 1: didn't even go to his booth. He uh managed the

519
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: entire playlist from his watch. He was just chugging beers.

520
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: At one point he did a shotgun with me and

521
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, don't you have to like go

522
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: on the ones and twos? I thought we paid you

523
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: to be a DJ. And he's like, no, dude, DJ

524
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: Apple watched, Babe, I control it all right here. Incredible genius.

525
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 1: He didn't go behind his wax and stacks one inside genius.

526
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 1: But don't you want to dude like standing out a

527
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: booth with like it looks like he's doing it. Yeah. Yeah,

528
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 1: that that's the new way. So if you wanted a

529
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 1: request rate, you would go to the guy at the bar.

530
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: We'll be like, hey, dude, can you can you play

531
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,959
Speaker 1: this song you're watching? He was floating around and I

532
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: was like, hey, dude, anyway you can throw and make

533
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: me I don't know, throwing some like top let's get

534
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: some let's get some rapical and you know, nazas and stuff.

535
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: And he'd just go to his watch and be like

536
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: play a little naz X song. I'm learning how to

537
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,199
Speaker 1: choose the right audio apps for you. Which one do

538
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: you want to use? He had he has already set

539
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 1: up and it would just play the song and then

540
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 1: it's not bad DJ Apple. So right, we we can

541
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: tell you about Austin. Austin, I I had a lot

542
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: of fun. So Friday we I had to go do

543
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: something at the Arrowin Center, film this little behind the

544
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: scenes video for Capitol One. And then afterwards it was

545
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: straight to a client party, like where all the clients

546
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: are there? So you're choosing clients, free drinks, free food, Yeah,

547
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: I n Yeah, my name is really lunch box. You

548
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: had Danielle Bradberry, Tyler Farr. They were there singing in

549
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: a couple I don't know Booth who is the second one?

550
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: And and then coach, have you heard the Alabama song? Yeah,

551
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: Mountain music. No, no, no, I Hate Alabama. No. Play

552
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: see if we got that in the system, Well we don't,

553
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: but I'll play it from YouTube. That dude was there,

554
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: Connor Connor. He's the guy that sings that I Hate

555
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: Alabama song and people love that song now because they

556
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: associated with hating the football team Alabama, which that's what

557
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: he says in the song. But the song is actually

558
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: about hating Alabama because that's where he met his ex girlfriend.

559
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that makes sense. So that's the dude. We

560
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: were hanging out. So this part of Houston. You gotta

561
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: play that song. What do you say? Because that says

562
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: something about braves. Now that says I hate Atlanta. Nobody

563
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: says something about the braves. But yes, so that party

564
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: was Oh no, no, he's saying. He's saying that I

565
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: wear a Braves hat, but you always think it's an

566
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: Alabama hat. Got you. That's that's the joke. So the

567
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: party was great, free food, free drinks, and but the

568
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: only problem is that when they say it ended a seven,

569
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: it ended at seven. Get the yeah, like they were like,

570
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: no more for you. I was about to drink, take

571
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: a drink for my drink. I was gonna drink and

572
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: suck the ice cubes. But no, Yeah. I go to

573
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: the bar to order another drink and the guy goes.

574
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: The guy goes out to be eight bucks. I said, no, man,

575
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: I'm here for the party. Goes parties over. It's seven

576
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: oh three, and I was like, never mind, I don't

577
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: want to drink I was just like okay, cool. So

578
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: then I get tapped on the shoulder by Rod and

579
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, you going to this next party and

580
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I don't know if I'm gonna go.

581
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: He's like, he should go. It's gonna be awesome. So

582
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: we go to the next party and it's at someone

583
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: called Driftwood and you walk in. It's a private club,

584
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: private club, it's a private social club. Coach yes, that's

585
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: no signage out it says dw on it t yes,

586
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: I am, and all the doors are locked, so you're

587
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: like the yeah. So you knock on the door, they

588
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: come and open it up, and you get to come

589
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: in and there's free drinks, there's food, there's an ice

590
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:09,479
Speaker 1: cream machine, or there's getting that. We're hanging out. We're

591
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: hanging out, and then finally we walked to the back room.

592
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: There's We're like, why the hell haven't we been back

593
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: here the whole time? And we go back their rods

594
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: back there hitting balls where you guys did golf simulator,

595
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: which was cool until you had to put If you've

596
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: ever put it on a golf simulator, it's the stupidest thing.

597
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: The settings were messed up. You normally don't put on

598
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: a simulator. You just do like it randomly gives you

599
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: the number of puts. Okay, setting it was messed up

600
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: because it was like you had to hit the screen,

601
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: but it had to be going fast enough to hit

602
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: the screen, so you had to put it like ten

603
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: ft just to get it to the screen. So you

604
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: gotta hit it hard enough to get there. And then

605
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: once you get there, though, it's going too fast, so

606
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: then it goes, you know, past the whole and you're like, okay,

607
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: I gotta put it again. It sounds like real life.

608
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: There was real I'm a pretty good golfer, right, but

609
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: I already I was already three deep of these toe

610
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: posing vodkas or whatever, and like I get up there,

611
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, let me show let me show

612
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: everyone a good drive. The waggle. Here does the waggle

613
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: of the club. That's what what six people send people there.

614
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: They all start waiting. They're watching her. Goes eddie up

615
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: to the simulator. The beautiful day here, get that back

616
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: swinginglub driftwood. Miss the ball. Okay, coach, I topped it.

617
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: I've never seen that before. Now, don't let me tee

618
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: it back up again. I'll do it one more time.

619
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: This is my first swing topped it, coach, I cannot

620
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: hit the ball to say in my life trying to

621
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,719
Speaker 1: impress any clients or Yeah. One of the dudes who

622
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: was like a member at the club there, he's just like,

623
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: no problems, sright, that's it happens. That it happens. But

624
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: that's one of those where you don't go back to

625
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: the simulator. That's your last year. You don't want to

626
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: be seen after that near the simulator. I put the

627
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: club back. Put the club now. I was like, i'n't

628
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: got my head over that ice creamchine. Give me a

629
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: little got a little saucer, put some recess on top,

630
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: some chocolate fudge, and party was great. What they had

631
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: the World Series on the TVs, so it's perfect good. Great.

632
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: And then I went and got some food with Forest.

633
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: Went to this little place called Aba and South Congress.

634
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: Not just for us. We hung out right into a

635
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: cup people from high school. It was like Kevin. It

636
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: was like Anderson High School, South Congress. Hey, what's up?

637
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: And then we see another dude chill, Hey, we'll meet

638
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: up for drinks. Out of this No one good and well,

639
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: we're not gonna text each other, like it was cool

640
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: to see you, but we're not gonna really text you

641
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: and meet up. Man, I'll see you at church tomorrow.

642
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: And so then we head back to the hotel bar

643
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 1: and then bam, here comes Rod, here comes Abby, here

644
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: comes they're still a party. Yeah, let's get drinks on

645
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: me right, all right, Rod, Yeah you want to get

646
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: us drinks. So we got drinks about one am when

647
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: I turned in a going now one am bedtime. Cool

648
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: bosses don't like when you call it a night. No,

649
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: they do not, like, why are you going to bed?

650
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: Stort man, I'm tired, Like I've been doing stuff, been drinking.

651
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: I'm tired. I gotta get up in the morning and

652
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: go watch my niece and nephew play soccer. I mean,

653
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: they're five years old. They got a soccer game, so

654
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to that. I tried to squeeze that into

655
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: the already busy weekends. Oh I didn't try. I did.

656
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: My dad was at the hotel eight thirty in the morning.

657
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go, let's go, all right, Dad a

658
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: little hungover, hair of the dogs. So we drive all

659
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: the way up to Fluckerville to watch my niece and nephew.

660
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: Turns out there's five teams in the league, so this

661
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: week they had a scrimmage. They just scrimmaged their team.

662
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: No game. That's a good uncle. Watching this damage coach.

663
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: That was not good. I was like, this is not

664
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 1: the heads pounding At this point, I'm like, does this

665
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,760
Speaker 1: soccer field have any water? Can I get some damn

666
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,959
Speaker 1: gator in here? Please? No, I'm not on the team,

667
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 1: but I'm trying to thirst. I'm nursing a ranger. So Dad,

668
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: I was a little disappointing. I was like, they're not

669
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: even playing a real game. Cool cool about that? So

670
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: you cool with me taking this hose and drinking straight

671
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: from it? He takes the sprinkler off of it. Is

672
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: it always this hot in Austin? What is it? Eighty degrees?

673
00:34:54,640 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: And no win? Good God? Then I head back to

674
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: the hotel because our buddy Steve says he's bringing barbecue

675
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: at two thirty. I heard that was gonna go down.

676
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 1: Did he tell you that? Oh? He told me that.

677
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: He texted me that morning, barbecue at two thirty. So

678
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: at two thirty, I'm into this five star restaurant or

679
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: a hotel. Love that, So I'm not listen to this crowd.

680
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: I don't eat lunch because I'm waiting for him. Dude,

681
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: you're still nursing the hangover and you've had no food.

682
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: I texted him, hey man, are you here yet? Where

683
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: the the food? Are you here yet? Nothing to forty one?

684
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: I call him and he sends me to voicemail. Hey man,

685
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: you son of up. He can'ts ignore on the call

686
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: if you're not here in ten minutes. I'm like, okay,

687
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: he must be. He must be driving, so he doesn't

688
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,240
Speaker 1: want to answer the phone because you know, the text,

689
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: ex the text. So I finally wait about three oh five,

690
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: nothing back from He hadn't texted me, hadn't called me back,

691
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 1: And I finally text Eddy, hey man, is the barbecue

692
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: ever gonna get here? He goes, yeah, we're down in

693
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: the lobby eating. What the hell? He was in his

694
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: room waiting for the food that was already there. So

695
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: obviously Steve had to let everybody else know that the

696
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: food was there right here. You guys didn't just know

697
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 1: to show up in the lobby, right. Oh no, he

698
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: picked me up in their own center with a barbecue.

699
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: Well and then he texted everybody else, Hey, the food's here,

700
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: I U s, I mean, I was just talking to him, so,

701
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: I mean, let me tell the backstory though. So an

702
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: Interstellar barbecue just got rated number two in the state,

703
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: number one in the city. It is the best barbecue.

704
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: We'll listen, coach. So I tell Steve, I'm like, he'll

705
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 1: never beat Memphis, and I'll hang up and listen. We're

706
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 1: gonna be down on Saturday. Go pick up some barbecue

707
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: and like bring it to the hotel. And he goes, Dude,

708
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: this place ever since that article came out, his lines

709
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: like they closed it. They they're sold out of meat

710
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: at like two o'clock, Like he should have gone to Bubbs.

711
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: He says, there's no possible way I can get you

712
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,800
Speaker 1: guys barbecue. Like the last time I went, I waited

713
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: for three hours in line and end up paying two

714
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: dollars because I didn't know what I was gonna do

715
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: this again. I took like, you know, twenty pounds of

716
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: meat home. Like that's the kind of place it is.

717
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,720
Speaker 1: It's impossible to get meat. I say, email the guys,

718
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: tell them that Bobby and Eddie are going to be

719
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: in town. The raging idiots, and we want barbecue, and

720
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: I will hook him up with two tickets to the festival.

721
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: He emails them to eat. He emails them, they say,

722
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: no problem, you want a full brisket, come pick it

723
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: up at two o'clock. Okay. So I'm saying, I'm dealing

724
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: all this stuff in front of the band and my

725
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: manager that's gonna have the two extra tickets. She's like,

726
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, if these two extra tickets is gonna

727
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: get the band barbecue here, I gotta thank you. So

728
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: I said, tell them they have two tickets right here,

729
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: and you'll pick it up at two o'clock. I'm setting

730
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: all this stuff up, and then lunchbox, dude. By the

731
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: time lunch box gets to us, about half the brisket

732
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: is gone. And then lunch boxes, like I'm starving dude,

733
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: he ate another half of the half. So that means

734
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: are order of the brisket for the band a quarter

735
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: of the freaking brisket. And I'm like, oh my gosh, dude,

736
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: the only reason we have this stupid brisket because of

737
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 1: the band is because of the damn band, and you're

738
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 1: eating their lunch right now. I had no idea that

739
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: Steve was texting you that barbecue was coming Barbecue Hotel

740
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: two thirty. He texted me am on Saturday, so I

741
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: assumed he was getting barbecue for me, like that was

742
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: part of like he was getting it to say, Hey,

743
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,240
Speaker 1: let's have lunch together. I want to let you taste

744
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: this barbecue that I discovered nothing about. He didn't give

745
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 1: me any of the backstory, so I had no idea.

746
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: If I would have known that, I wouldn't expected barbecue.

747
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: But he made it sound like what a mess. He

748
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 1: made it sound like he bought the barbecue and was saying, hey,

749
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: let's have lunch together. So like you guys are meeting

750
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: in an alley and you gotta tray at cole slaw

751
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 1: on barbecue and some drumsticks, and he's got two tickets

752
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: they meet you with coach. When I go to the

753
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: venue with the rest of the barbecue, the band is

754
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: waiting in the dress room, like, dude, let's see this barbecue.

755
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like a piece of foil, like crinkled

756
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: up and it's the size of my hand left. It

757
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: was really like the band felt like I did when

758
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: my son was in the hospital this summer and I

759
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: thought I tricked them by ordering a patient plate for

760
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: myself and I opened up and it was a quarter

761
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 1: of a chicken nugget, and I was like, they got

762
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: me exactly looking forward to this man. My grandpa wasn't

763
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: able to come because we use the last tickets for

764
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 1: you guys. But I'm glad we got the barbecue. Bring

765
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:27,479
Speaker 1: it in, hey, barbecue, bbecue sauce. The barbecue was really good, though,

766
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: really good. I mean, I wish I could have had

767
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: it with everybody else. You know, I had to sit

768
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: there and eat by myself, like my everybody was packing,

769
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,439
Speaker 1: like cleaning the table. And here's here's the messed up part.

770
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: So when you bust out a big the hotel staff

771
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: tell you to get the lobby with barbecue. We picked

772
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 1: the back corner. There's no way they saw us if

773
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: they did. If they would have seen us, they totally

774
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: would have said that because you can bring your lunch,

775
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: you can go get lunch. Larnecue was known for being

776
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: having a smell too heard you guys were like a

777
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: five star place. I don't know if you can roll

778
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: in with a rack of ribs and take over an

779
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: entire lobby. This wasn't lunch. This was an entire cow. Hey,

780
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: we're roasting a pig? Is that okay? Concierge, I appreciate it,

781
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: And I'll hang up and list what's so stupid and

782
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,879
Speaker 1: just people are like this? But when word gets out

783
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: that a town is known for something and in Austin

784
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: it's barbecue, You come to Texas, where did I find

785
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: the best barbecue? Like, Okay, I don't know, dude, I

786
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: don't know who told you that there's a lot of

787
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:28,479
Speaker 1: good barbecue here? Yes, there right, Johnny Johnny Barbecue. Where'd

788
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,959
Speaker 1: you get that damn barbecue? Bro? We're in Austin. Where's

789
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: the Bob Barbecue? Bro? You know? So exact example for Nashville,

790
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: everybody says, go to honky Tonk Central exactly. It's not

791
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: the best bar even close, but everybody says it. So

792
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 1: everybody goes there because it has the name honky Tonk

793
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: in it. And I will hang up and listen. So

794
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: all the buzzards come out of nowhere. While we're eating

795
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 1: our brisket at the hotel, allows like, wow, pardon me, guys,

796
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: I'm I got a rager. Can I have some of

797
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: that barbecue? We're from out of town? Where can we

798
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 1: get something like that? And then so Steve's like, oh, yeah,

799
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 1: it's a place up the rope, probably twenty minutes from

800
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: here called Interstellar or whatever. That's great, We're getting uber

801
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: right now, dude little He did not tell them though,

802
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 1: that they were sold out of meat, so he sent

803
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: like twenty people to the other side of town to

804
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: this barbecue place and they were already closed. This is

805
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: a really good man. I can't do his voice. Who right?

806
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 1: Did upper management get in on the quick? Dang it?

807
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: I wanted that to be part of the story that

808
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: the whole I Heart staff is getting fed off his

809
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: barbecue for Steve that he put in his drop back

810
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: of his car and drove over that for two tickets.

811
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 1: I can't believe that was the negotiation. And then it's

812
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: all gone, band, Thanks for sacrificing your friends and family tickets.

813
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 1: I was like, the barbecue is almost gone, but there's

814
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: cole slaw and they have some potatoes. Those potatoes were

815
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: so good too, so good. They usually have the apple

816
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: pudding or what is it called putting banana pudding. Knew

817
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: it was one of the apple pudding You've never heard

818
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: of apple put Interstellar barbecue in barb delicious. So then

819
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: the concert, we go to the concert, does anything stick

820
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: out with he was not there? Yeah, George, George freaking

821
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: straight George Strait came out. That was pretty incredible. I mean, dude,

822
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. The dude's almost ninety years old and he's

823
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: still a badass. Is he really almost? I don't know,

824
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: I mean it seems like it. Yeah, he's been around along.

825
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: He walks about I don't know, half point zero two

826
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: miles per hour. Did it seem like the secret had

827
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: gotten out? The secret was supposed to get out. That's

828
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 1: how you couldn't want the buzz to get out there.

829
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: Some you don't want some inside stuff, I'll give you

830
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: a hint. I'll give you inside stuff. Because George was

831
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: playing a big festival in town a couple a month

832
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: before that, Yeah, he wasn't. You are not allowed to

833
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: announce any shows around that time radio correct something like

834
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: that correct to Mundo. So legally they could not announce

835
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: that George was coming, although George was ready to come.

836
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: That's like when my wife worked at the Cosmopolitan in

837
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 1: Las Vegas, she did the marketing for all the concerts

838
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: at their new and there was a festival out in California.

839
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: It was a two weekend festival, so it's one weekend

840
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 1: and then the next weekend. Well, on that Wednesday of

841
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: the week the week like the one artist, the country

842
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: artist was gonna play play the festival and was playing

843
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: at the next weekend. They offered this country artist one

844
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: million dollars to come to the Cosmopolitan and play for

845
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: that Wednesday night. And because they could not take a

846
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: certain prop on the stage because it wouldn't fit, they said, no,

847
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: was it. I'm not gonna say making. I'm thinking it's

848
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: brew Brerew don't know. That is no no country artist

849
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 1: coach country artists. So I thought he crossed over. Yeah

850
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: he was country first. I mean, do you do okay anyway?

851
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: But that he did not play at our festival? No, no no, no,

852
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,959
Speaker 1: the Cosmo, I know, but I knew it. They didn't

853
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: let him bring his hat. No, he couldn't bring his pyron.

854
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: How do you how far do you have to make

855
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: it life to not to just say no a million

856
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: dollars for one concert. That's because you make that all

857
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: the time. It's unbelievable. When you make a million dollars

858
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: all the time, you're like, I'm good. I can do

859
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 1: without this one. I'll make it next week somewhere else.

860
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: Thank you, goodbye. So anyway, the concert was great. I

861
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: mean I wonder how I don't know, like Amy and

862
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 1: I were doing the live feed on Live by Live.

863
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: I have no idea how it looked, how it sounded anything.

864
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: Are we live? No, no no, all, Yes, it's called Live

865
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: by Live because I don't have any I have no idea.

866
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: So my wife watched it for a little bit and said, oh,

867
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: good job. But your wife is always going to say

868
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: good job no matter. You watched the stream. R Yeah, yeah,

869
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,760
Speaker 1: it was phenomen thank you six deep man. At that point,

870
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: the stream was not getting watched. I think I had

871
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:59,720
Speaker 1: the Georgia game on. Yeah, George straight, the only George.

872
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: I there's Georgia. That's what they were doing that. They

873
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: showed Florida who daddy the national champs? Yeah, you can

874
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: already book it or you know Bama always comes around

875
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: and does something crazy. Well, Bama, here's the problem. Bama

876
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: won't be in the playoff unless Bama can beat Georgia

877
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: in the SEC Championship. Okay, that's a fact that I

878
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,720
Speaker 1: didn't know because Georgia because Alabama already has a loss.

879
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,720
Speaker 1: So if they go to the SEC Championship and lose

880
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,879
Speaker 1: to Georgia, they have two losses. Can you really put

881
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: them into the playoffs? They can and they will because

882
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: it's Alabama. Well I agree, but I just can they

883
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: will if you look at it realistically, they would have

884
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:46,399
Speaker 1: to beat Georgia. Exceptions because Ohio State. If Ohio State

885
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: wins the Big Big ten, they have one loss. If

886
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 1: Oklahoma just keeps rolling through the Big twelve no losses,

887
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: that's three teams. Oh maybe they do get in. Yeah,

888
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: I knew that wasn't right. Dang. I mean that means

889
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 1: they would have to leave out the a CC winner

890
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: for sure. Who would that BEFO is gonna be undefeated

891
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: if they go undefeated, you can't leave them out if

892
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 1: Alabama has two losses. If Alabama last year, who went

893
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 1: undefeated and you were like they belong in there? Undefeated?

894
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: They were who was it? It was like you U

895
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: c F but there, Well that's another one. They're gonna

896
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 1: let Cincinnati in. They're gonna let one of those. This

897
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: is the year the lawways bitched about the Yes because

898
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: they played no Name school. Yes, I've always said let

899
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: this because they're undefeated and they beat Sam Houston State. Well,

900
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: they're good, they beat whoever. You know, they have shitty schedules,

901
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: like let them in that right, thank you, that's what

902
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 1: you say. You say they're not allowed in. I'm just

903
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: telling you right now, if Alabama doesn't win the SEC championship,

904
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: they will not be in the playoffs. They will not

905
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: be in the playoffs unless the unless the Big ten

906
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: loser or winner has two losses, which I don't see

907
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: that happening. So it's gonna be the Big twelve. Oklahoma

908
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 1: is probably going to win. Who's that Michigan Now, Michigan

909
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 1: just lost to Michigan State. It'll be Michigan State or

910
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 1: Ohio State. Uh, you'll have Oklahoma because let's see Texas.

911
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 1: They could look, No, they're not gonna put because Texas

912
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:19,240
Speaker 1: keeps losing to everybody, uh, losing me money every weekend.

913
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: Every weekend, they lose to everybody, Oklahoma State, Baylor. But hey,

914
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: we're ready for that CC let's go. Yeah. You guys

915
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: watching those games on Saturday, were you pretty locked? No? No,

916
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: I saw nothing because I was so busy, so busy.

917
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: I made sure every TV wherever I went. I was

918
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: at a restaurant, a brunch place. I made sure every

919
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: TV was on college football. Boys. I don't miss it

920
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: a second of it. So when we were on the

921
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,919
Speaker 1: plane on Friday, like as soon as I mean, we're

922
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: in taxing on the runway or whatever, and it was like, holyh,

923
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: I forgot We're going to Texas. There's no gambling. So

924
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 1: I pulled my phone out quick, dude. I started just

925
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,479
Speaker 1: going down and he listened me. He goes, hey, lunch,

926
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 1: you like them Braves money line tonight? And I was like, yeah,

927
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: brads money lie. Actually they were down. I think they

928
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: were down one nothing or there was zero zero on

929
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: the fourth inning. And Eddie looks at me and goes, hey, dude,

930
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: you told me money line. I was like, it's so

931
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: fourth inning, it's tied. Relax, dude. I start going down

932
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: the list. Okay, Saturday, let Saturday. Let's see Texas. Yep,

933
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: Texas five dollars. Kentucky sure, five dollars. Yeah. I was like,

934
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: why not? Kentucky's always good? Notre Dame five dollars go? Cool? Good?

935
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: Uh that sounds like some quality betting. Oklahoma five bucks go.

936
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 1: I had no time. We're about the fastener seaboats. We're

937
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: about to take off. Put your they put all electronical

938
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: devices into airplane mode pleaders. What your taxi for takeoff? Dude?

939
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: I bet about forty dollars sent it go? See how

940
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 1: I mean? I think I want one of those games.

941
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: I think maybe Notre Dame. I don't know. I have

942
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 1: no idea what you bet, so, I don't know what

943
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: you want. But you won the Braves, and won the

944
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 1: Braves and Notre Dame, I believe. But Texas last, Kentucky.

945
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: You like to do some research, right, coach? I do

946
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: lots of research, because I mean, even if people say

947
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: you really do lots of wait, you do? Okay, here,

948
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: you know how how intense my research is. Now I'm

949
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 1: starting to go to the Weather Act, the weather apt boys,

950
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm starting to go to the weather app to look

951
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: at the radar. I don't want to do this, and

952
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to be rude. I don't want to

953
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: be rude. But if you're doing that much research for

954
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 1: one damn dollar, there's something wrong with you. There's something

955
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 1: wrong with you. If you are doing thirties you're looking

956
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 1: at how much I'm wagering, you're not looking at how

957
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 1: much I could win. No, No, if you if you

958
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: are wagering one dollar, you should just close your eyes

959
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: and pick. If you are that, literally, you should not

960
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,839
Speaker 1: do any research for a dollar bet. If you do

961
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: research for a one dollar bet, you're an idiot. And

962
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: I'll hang up and listen the reason I do these

963
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: one dollar bets only a month? Right, how much research

964
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 1: are you gonna do for a dollar bet? I don't gamble,

965
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: but my rule I never did a dollar bet, but

966
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: that you would never do research for a dollar But

967
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: let's be real, my life turned out terrible. Eddie is

968
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: still living a beautiful life, so his betting is a

969
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: smarter route. But let me say this. I always made

970
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 1: a rule for myself because then I would punch myself

971
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: in the nuts if I lost a bet, but I

972
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: could justify it if I got your nuts. Must be

973
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: just if I did thirty minutes of research, then I

974
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: would say, screw me in my research. I'm mad at

975
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: my research, I'm not mad at my luck. So with

976
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 1: the way that Eddie did it in that plane where

977
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: you just place all those bets, that's just an unlucky

978
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,240
Speaker 1: thing that makes you feel like a loser. I always

979
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 1: loved blame me it on the research because I felt

980
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: like I was separating myself like it from it and

981
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: saying it wasn't my fault. I did everything I possibly

982
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: could do. My research failed me, and so I wouldn't

983
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 1: blame myself. But yet, the way Eddie tarmact it, dude,

984
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: that's just straight luck unluck. That's then you end up

985
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: blaming yourself. Right did the next day? Did you blame yourself?

986
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 1: Like I opened the app up just to see if

987
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: I want lost. No, you can't in another state. No,

988
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: you can open the app. You can't place a bet

989
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: so you can see the results and all that, But

990
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 1: you can't make a bet or place a bet. But ray,

991
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: how much money would you gamble a a weekend like

992
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: this in the past? In the past, yes, it was

993
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: a steady flow of five hundred You know how much

994
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: I lost this weekend? How much dollars? No, I'm not

995
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: saying it's so. I'm not making fun of you for

996
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: betting that much. That's fine, But if you're actually gonna

997
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: spend thirty minutes of research, then you need to bet.

998
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: I don't need to do anything if I want to

999
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 1: spend time researching a bet that could possibly win me

1000
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: five dollars, Yes, okay, then I love the research. I'm

1001
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,720
Speaker 1: not just gonna put a random game into a parlay.

1002
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a game that I researched for one dollar.

1003
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: I'd put six random risking one dollar. It's to win

1004
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: a thousand. Sometimes there was one I put. You get

1005
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: as many games right by just guessing that you do

1006
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: your research in those big times and sometimes not exactly,

1007
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,919
Speaker 1: I just think for a dollar, but what But what's

1008
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: the harm of researching for one hour? There's no harm.

1009
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 1: I just I'm just reading when you did that research.

1010
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: When that game starts, don't you feel pretty damn confident? Exactly?

1011
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: There's that quarterback that I knew wasn't gonna play. Hey there,

1012
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,760
Speaker 1: if you tar macket when that game starts, you're pretty

1013
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: puckered up. I don't even want to check that score.

1014
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: When the announcers like and there they are in Nebraska

1015
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: with only two healthy linemen, I'm like, I knew that

1016
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: already or know what they're talking about. The opposite side

1017
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 1: of it, when you do no research, well, it sucks

1018
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: today Michigan State without their quarterback. Oh my God, here

1019
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 1: we go, no, coach. The worst is when you did

1020
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: no research and then they go to like and here

1021
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: we are in terrible Madison, Wisconsin. There's a snow storm.

1022
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: It's been snowing for four days now. We can barely

1023
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: see anything, Like I didn't even see the lines on

1024
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,720
Speaker 1: the field, and I pay or they go neutral venue.

1025
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: You go neutral venue. You're like, oh my gosh, Alabama,

1026
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: that home field advantage to be massive. Well we welcome

1027
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 1: you to it. It is a neutral stadium. You're like,

1028
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 1: are you freaking kidding me? I should have researched this.

1029
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: We will commute a beautiful Mercedes ben Stadium for our

1030
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: neutral venue. Awesome, great research, right, you jackass idiot. That's

1031
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: why you do research. It's not a lot, coach. I'm

1032
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: not going to the library for ten hours. I'm just

1033
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: making sure that you're not spending all weeks leading over

1034
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: the game's research. It's it's Friday night, like before bed

1035
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: got it for thirty minutes to an hour. Okay, all right,

1036
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 1: yeah I thought you were you know, you were buying

1037
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 1: magazines like you do, comic books. Is my kids calling? Oh?

1038
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: Now do you want to what do you want to

1039
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 1: talk about? Your cowboys. You mean minutes yesterday? It was

1040
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: really it's yesterday was the day of the backup quarterback Ray.

1041
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something real quick. I was already

1042
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: you know, he told the whole story about him being

1043
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 1: piste all day or whatever, and I got I had

1044
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: one stickler for a flight attendant. We walk on the airplane.

1045
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: No one has ever said anything to my three year

1046
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: old kid about a mask, like when we get on

1047
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 1: the airplane. They didn't wear one on the way at all, exactly.

1048
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 1: And we get and we've flown with him a times

1049
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: now since the pandemic, and no one has ever said

1050
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 1: anything to him this one. I get on yesterday and

1051
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: she immediately goes, are they over two years old? I

1052
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: was like, no, he's eighteen months. She goes, how old

1053
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,879
Speaker 1: is this one? And I said three. She goes, well,

1054
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: he needs to have a mask on at all times.

1055
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,439
Speaker 1: So and I was like, okay, well get She goes,

1056
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: I can't let you go back to your seat until

1057
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: you put on a map. Oh my gosh. Okay, so

1058
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: I put on his mask. You're an antimasker. No, no,

1059
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: it's just it's hard for three year old be keeping

1060
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: on you. So I made sure that I knew that

1061
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: when they're at the front of the plane. You know

1062
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: they're at the front the plane when they're greeting you,

1063
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 1: she'll be serving that part of the cabin. So you

1064
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: better believe. I took the boys to the back of

1065
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: the plane so I didn't have to deal with her time.

1066
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: Do I need to have a mask on my day?

1067
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 1: If you don't want to get her pregnant? If you

1068
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 1: don't want to get her pregnant, you should. I need

1069
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:51,479
Speaker 1: to stay six ft away from everybody in here. That's impossible, Coach.

1070
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: I had already told my my wife, my family, Like, guys,

1071
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: we're gonna go trick or treating, but we're we have

1072
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: to be done by seven twenty because the Cowboys game

1073
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: starts right smash. I want to see a backup quarterback. Well,

1074
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: I didn't know at the time. It was a it

1075
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: was a game time decision. Although you were right, that

1076
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 1: didn't play good call smart Coach. They announced that like

1077
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 1: a day before. It was a game time decisions. So, coach,

1078
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: we're done with tricker treating, but not until like seven

1079
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: forty seven. So I'm trying to haul back to the house.

1080
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: You're not going to the neighborhood and the kids are like, oh,

1081
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 1: one more house. No, we're done, We're done. We gotta

1082
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: get back, we gotta go. We get to the house.

1083
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 1: A lunch box's wife stayed back because they have a newborn.

1084
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: It's on the World Series, and Eddie goes and he

1085
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: comes in and he tries to act all calm. Okay,

1086
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: I'm not calm coach, and he sits down in the

1087
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: rocker and he's like, he grabs the channel changer. He

1088
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: looks at my wife. He goes, oh, you're watching the

1089
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: World Series and she goes, yes, she goes and he goes, Okay,

1090
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: that's fine, that's fine, that's fine. I grabbed my phone

1091
00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 1: walk out of the room and she was like, no, no,

1092
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: did you wanna watch football? Goes no, no no, no, it's fine.

1093
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: I'll just watched on my phone. I'll watched on my phone.

1094
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 1: Goes no, No, I'm not really paying attention. I just

1095
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: watching it because I'm from Houston's an Astro. She's an

1096
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 1: Astros fan. She had her trash game right there. I'm like,

1097
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to watch this game. Hetty

1098
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 1: was about to blow a gasket and he tried to

1099
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 1: remain so calm. Hey, let me give you an image, coach.

1100
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 1: I'm there in my Zekeo Elliott Jersey, my wig on,

1101
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: like ready to watch the Cowboys game World Series on.

1102
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 1: She was sweet though, she let me change to the game.

1103
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, what do you want to say. I mean,

1104
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 1: if this doesn't tell you how good the Cowboys are,

1105
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what else will. Because you got this

1106
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: backup quarterback Cooper Rush who. I mean, the game reminded

1107
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 1: me of watching Romo's Cowboys, like, oh, come on, guys,

1108
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: come on, let's go struggle Bus, struggle Bus, oh pick,

1109
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: oh gosh, struggle Bus. And then we're like, oh my gosh,

1110
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:01,280
Speaker 1: we might actually win this stupid game. And they're showing

1111
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 1: Cooper Russia's family and they're like praying to God on

1112
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 1: the side, like in the in the stands, and I'm like, okay, Cooper,

1113
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: let's go. What you got dude? We won the freaking game.

1114
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: I could not believe it. I don't know if Minnesota

1115
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: just sucks, if Dallas is good. I think Dallas is

1116
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: just good. I think Dallas is good. I mean, you

1117
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: got a hand to the receivers and being open, like

1118
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: really the only time Cooper russells like crap is when

1119
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: we were he was thrown into double coverage or there

1120
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: was just tight coverage and he was trying to make

1121
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 1: a play happen, but can't do it. Okay, But as

1122
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 1: long as those receivers were wide open, Hey, anybody denuci

1123
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: could have dropped those ball. Okay, maybe not. But what

1124
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: I'm saying is the receivers did a great job of

1125
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: getting open, making it a little easier for Cooper. The

1126
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: defense came and clutch a lot of bad penalties. We

1127
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 1: made the game frustrating. Stupid penalties. Um, But overall, you

1128
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 1: gotta hand it to the rest of the team that

1129
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 1: got that win. I don't think Cooper really really got

1130
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: that win on his own. He had a great last

1131
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: five minute to the game. But I think it's that

1132
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 1: was a team effort. They were. They made up their mind,

1133
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: they said, we're gonna win this damn game, and they did.

1134
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: Oh so you think they made up their mind they

1135
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: were gonna win the game, and that's why they did.

1136
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: I think because I think I felt well I felt too.

1137
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 1: I felt during the game that McCarthy uh, all the

1138
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: players in the back of their mind, they're thinking like, look,

1139
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: we purposely didn't start Doc because we probably thought we're

1140
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: gonna lose this game. It's not the end of the

1141
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: world to lose it, because Lunch said you don't have

1142
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 1: to start him, and I think that's what they said

1143
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 1: to coach. Honestly, they're like, if he's not completely healthy,

1144
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: why would we even risk this? But do you think

1145
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: they but I don't think they had the thought like

1146
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: we can lose this game. I think they said, you

1147
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 1: know what, we have belief and Cooper rush sort of

1148
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: like the Jets. Sort Of like the Jets, they don't

1149
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: have their number, the number two overall pick Zach Wilson.

1150
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 1: They're going on with Mike White, who we already discovered.

1151
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 1: We don't know where he went to school, and I

1152
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: know Western KU. They didn't go into that game thinking

1153
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 1: they were gonna lose. They think, you know what, we're

1154
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: gonna go ball out and we got nothing to lose

1155
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: because no one expects us to in And that's exactly

1156
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 1: how the Cowboys. But when they were all watching on

1157
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: the sideline for three quarters, they're like, we're probably gonna

1158
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 1: win this game. We're probably gonna lose this game. It's

1159
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 1: not like the Vikings were doing anything. The Vikings look

1160
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 1: like crap. Two Kirk Cousins another primetime game. Can't trust him.

1161
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: I can't trust him. The I don't know Kirk Cousins is.

1162
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,800
Speaker 1: He is a mystery to me. I do not understand

1163
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: how he can look so good and so bad. Like

1164
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: in the beginning of the season he was bawling out.

1165
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 1: The last three or four weeks, he has been terrible.

1166
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 1: But that's gotta make Dak feel pretty damn good. Huh,

1167
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 1: sitting back there watching your team suck when you're not playing,

1168
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 1: like he's kind of thinking, Look how important I am

1169
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 1: to this team. I'm a big deal, a huge deal.

1170
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: His team would be nothing without me, Like he's like,

1171
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 1: we won, but it lets them know that, Hey, you

1172
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 1: can't do it without that. There's no way that doesn't

1173
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 1: Like you need that, you need up in that ap Yeah,

1174
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 1: you need that. You need Dak up in that. What's

1175
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: gonna win this That that's gonna be back, that's gonna

1176
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: be bad, and the Cowboys are gonna be I mean,

1177
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 1: oh my god, dude, I'm telling you guys, look at

1178
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: the Cowboys schedule. I want to know what they have

1179
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: ahead of them. I don't know who they play when,

1180
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 1: but they they're they're sitting in a great spot for

1181
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 1: the number one seed in the NFC. I'll tell you

1182
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: they got the Broncos next, When they got the Falcons next,

1183
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 1: When they got the Chiefs next, When the Raiders, When

1184
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: Gary Saints, When Washington, When Giants win Washington again, when Cardinals,

1185
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 1: that's gonna be a good one. January tewod uh Eagles win.

1186
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 1: I mean, guys were coasting our way to the super Bowl. Wow,

1187
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 1: we are coasting our way. As long as everyone's healthy,

1188
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 1: We are coasting our way to the super Bowl. Yeah,

1189
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 1: of course if everyone's healthy. But yeah, that schedule looks

1190
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 1: like you maybe at the most have two more losses,

1191
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 1: at the most Chiefs and Chiefs, and there's gonna be

1192
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 1: a game that you slip Chiefs in Arizona. But that's

1193
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: what you're referring to. Those are the two, But then

1194
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 1: so maybe three, because usually you're gonna slip up somewhere

1195
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to. That's what happens in the NFL.

1196
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,919
Speaker 1: That's what happened to the Bengals. They got they got

1197
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: comfortable after they beat the Ravens. They put the smack

1198
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 1: down on the Ravens. They went into the Jets thinking

1199
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna win. That's what happened. I mean the Saints.

1200
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: The Saints have the bucks number. I don't know what

1201
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 1: it is. They beat him with Trevor Simeon. Who the

1202
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: hell knew Trevor Simeon was still alive. What happened to Jamis?

1203
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: He ripped up his knee horse horse collar tackle. It

1204
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: was nasty. I mean yeah, I mean I saw the

1205
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 1: replay and it like his leg got stuck in his

1206
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 1: leg his body went another way. I mean college guys,

1207
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 1: I guess they play. I mean, for the most part,

1208
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 1: I don't think they've seen that injured. I watched NFL, like, well,

1209
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 1: who is not playing today? You turn on the game.

1210
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 1: It's like I thought Jamis was playing Brady. I'm like,

1211
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: here we go, Jamis and Brady sit back watching good quarterbacks. Wait, wait,

1212
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 1: who is this guy? That's true? The oldest was in

1213
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: the game in the beginning. Okay, that's what happened then.

1214
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: But he's right. Though not a lot of huge uh

1215
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 1: college injuries. Well, the reason is it's an actually a

1216
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 1: psychological thing. Let me get deeper. So when they go

1217
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 1: to bed at night ray. It's how they sleep they

1218
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 1: use I see how it's called ergonomically correct mattresses from

1219
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 1: Sleep Number. That's what I sleep on. Now. If you're

1220
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 1: interested in buying yourself asleep Number Bones will talk about

1221
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 1: it on the Big Show. Go on over to shop

1222
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Speaker 1: Sore Losers dot com. Ge't yourself a coach shirt, will

1223
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 1: donate to sleep Number. We don't though, No, I don't

1224
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 1: know if it's up. Why are there not? Major? Is

1225
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: more major injuries in college? To me? I believe it's

1226
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 1: because shorter season, shorter season, they're younger, younger, and the

1227
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 1: good teams are able to protect their quarterbacks more. They

1228
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: bang more because Alabama offensive line is better than nine

1229
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 1: of the SEC, so they're able to protect their quarterback

1230
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 1: a little bit better to A did get hurt a

1231
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 1: few times, but yeah, you're right. For some reason, they

1232
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: don't get as hurt as hurt as much in college.

1233
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 1: So I mean for Eddie to say, barring no injury,

1234
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to theole, I mean every team's face.

1235
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: I mean guaranteed Cowboys are gonna face some sort of injury.

1236
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: Mary Marii cooper cede sheep, what lamb what I mean

1237
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 1: one of them is get somebody's gonna get hurt. That's

1238
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: hurt right now. What I'm saying, that's what I'm saying.

1239
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 1: Don't say don't get you. That's what I'm saying. What

1240
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 1: you're saying. What I'm saying is that's out right now.

1241
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 1: That's what that's out right now, and we won the game.

1242
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 1: They don't get it twisted. The NFL is a war

1243
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 1: of attrition. It's who can stay the healthiest war of

1244
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 1: nutrition attrition. It's not necessarily the best team that wins

1245
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: every It's here that on first take, guys, every sports

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01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 1: content it's not an NFL every given Sunday is I

1247
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 1: wish I had wrote them down. I heard never sime in.

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01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I heard something the other day. I was like,

1249
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:51,840
Speaker 1: and I'll hang up and listen. I was like, oh

1250
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 1: my god, they just said it. What do you say that?

1251
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: Someone said on I was listening to so I don't

1252
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 1: know what I was listening to, but it said, yeah, man,

1253
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 1: I really think the cults are gonna win this weekend.

1254
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I just got a bad feeling and I'll

1255
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: hang up and listen. I boys, maybe it was because

1256
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 1: I was slightly hung over. Yesterday watching NFL, but they

1257
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 1: were the announcers were saying just the dumb the absolute

1258
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 1: dumbest shit I've ever seen. Like I don't even know

1259
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:16,440
Speaker 1: the dude's name. It wasn't Blandino's like Tom Bernino or

1260
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 1: something like that. He was doing that. He was saying

1261
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: the dumbest stuff. He's like, listen, this game is going

1262
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 1: to be determined between the end zone, like like just

1263
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:29,200
Speaker 1: saying the most cliche, dumbest stuff. Like if you actually

1264
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 1: listen to what they say, they say nothing, it's a

1265
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 1: bunch of nothing. Welcome to Indianapolis. Boy, are these fans

1266
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 1: ready for this? Yeah? I mean if they paid a ticket,

1267
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 1: most fans are probably ready for the game. But most

1268
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 1: fans are the ones that went harder than I before,

1269
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:45,479
Speaker 1: probably aren't ready for it. So they have a point.

1270
01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:48,080
Speaker 1: I wish I wrote him down because they were so terrible.

1271
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 1: Got off. Oh, Mike Rabel on the sidelines, he really

1272
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: wants this win. You can tell, yes, this is a

1273
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 1: win that means something to him, doesn't Did he really

1274
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,280
Speaker 1: tell you that or you're just saying that? Or does

1275
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: it mean something to everybody on that team? Is it?

1276
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 1: Like everybody on the sideline everybody in the organization. It

1277
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,840
Speaker 1: means something to them. And I one I hate is

1278
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 1: when they're always like, oh, they just wanted to win more. No,

1279
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 1: that's just not true. They wanted it more. They wanted

1280
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 1: it more. That's not true. And then I mean, just

1281
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 1: because they lost does not mean they wanted any any less.

1282
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 1: And Tony Romo is the only one allowed to predict

1283
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 1: plays because I'm watching the Titans game. Whatever the guy's

1284
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:26,520
Speaker 1: name was, Bernino or something. He goes, Yeah, that line,

1285
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 1: that line of the Colts. All you gotta do is

1286
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 1: give the ball to Jonathan Taylor and he should be

1287
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: able to run in the end zone. Gets flattened for

1288
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 1: a two yard loss, Like we broke right through the light.

1289
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 1: So you tried to predict it. You were not even

1290
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 1: close to accurate. Don't even try to predict He goes,

1291
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 1: I guarantee you, with the strength of that Colts line,

1292
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,240
Speaker 1: you give it to Jonathan Taylor on fourth and two

1293
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 1: and he's getting the end zone. They did, and they

1294
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: didn't get in the end zone. So the line wasn't

1295
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,439
Speaker 1: what you thought they were. And I'll hang up and listen.

1296
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 1: I mean, when alien came down and watch sports and

1297
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,640
Speaker 1: watch the coverage for like one day. They'd be like,

1298
01:05:56,680 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 1: these guys have an idiots, Like really like the pregame shows,

1299
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 1: you're watching those? No, we're watching any of them. I

1300
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,320
Speaker 1: was stuck watching it because that's all was on. That

1301
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 1: was all that was on the playing TV. So I'm

1302
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:10,480
Speaker 1: watching four people try to predict games for the rest

1303
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:13,919
Speaker 1: of the day. Coach. The reasoning is just stupid. It's

1304
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 1: just it's all based on what they've seen. There's no

1305
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:19,320
Speaker 1: knowledge of anything else. They're literally taking a guess, you

1306
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:22,600
Speaker 1: got who played Bengals Jets? What was that Bengals Jets? Yeah?

1307
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 1: That one BEng Bengals Jets. I mean it's a no brainer. Guys.

1308
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 1: The Bengals, oh my gosh, they've looked great lately, Joe Burrows, unstoppable,

1309
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,920
Speaker 1: a couple of players so good. And the Jets got

1310
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,440
Speaker 1: help them. They're just in trouble. I mean, there you go,

1311
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 1: not one of them. Why can't one of them just

1312
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: come and say, like, you know what, it's sports, anything

1313
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,920
Speaker 1: can freaking happen. And who knows, we've never seen this

1314
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:47,080
Speaker 1: Mike White dude name he could do it, So give

1315
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,800
Speaker 1: me the Jets just say what because no, no, because

1316
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 1: you don't. You truly don't believe the Jets can win,

1317
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 1: So you don't say the Jets are gonna win just

1318
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,160
Speaker 1: to say it. You're thinking that these guys in all

1319
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 1: the predictions of every game going on Sunday, they really

1320
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,280
Speaker 1: give a crap about out what team they pick coach,

1321
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 1: they don't care. So if you're not gonna care what

1322
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: you say, just say the other team that no one's picking,

1323
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:11,000
Speaker 1: and say, really, who freaking knows? No, no, you you

1324
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 1: you get paid to have an opinion. If you went

1325
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: on there, you know, to shut up, if you got

1326
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,920
Speaker 1: if you went on CBS, you know Morning, the the

1327
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 1: pregame show, and they're like, hey, howe, what do you

1328
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,920
Speaker 1: think about this game? You know, like, what's the key

1329
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:25,360
Speaker 1: to it? I have no freaking no, this is what

1330
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:28,160
Speaker 1: you say? You got Look, everything is telling me to

1331
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:30,919
Speaker 1: go Bengals, right, but why should I go Bengals when

1332
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,880
Speaker 1: we have no idea what this quarterback is? Like? What

1333
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:36,240
Speaker 1: if he's awesome? Give me the freaking Jets because he

1334
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:39,520
Speaker 1: doesn't believe it. He believes that there. They don't believe

1335
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 1: anything they say is my points. They literally go and

1336
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, we're doing picks next break. Okay, here

1337
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: we go. Okay, cool, got it. They don't give a

1338
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:51,120
Speaker 1: crap what they're saying. That's my point. They literally and

1339
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 1: it's a four hour long pre show. Do you know

1340
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:57,000
Speaker 1: what's that long? I started watching eight am. I'm like,

1341
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 1: these fools are talking about these games from eight a m.

1342
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:02,720
Speaker 1: Of noon. They keep getting longer too. And don't even

1343
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 1: get me started on the Titans play by play announcer

1344
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 1: on the radio. He's great, he's fine, but he's so fun,

1345
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 1: raging hangover, he's not. And let me explain why me

1346
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,000
Speaker 1: and Bazer watched the first half of her parents house boom.

1347
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,880
Speaker 1: Let's get in the vehicle. We're gonna listen to the

1348
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,519
Speaker 1: radio on the drive back, like twenty minutes to Nashville.

1349
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,880
Speaker 1: We throw on the radio, all right, listen to Titans game.

1350
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:27,840
Speaker 1: The dude screams every play, Derrick Henry will get two yards,

1351
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:31,760
Speaker 1: Direc hen Ray to yards. And I'm like, Laura, I've

1352
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 1: never said this before, but I have to turn off

1353
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,960
Speaker 1: my wife. Sorry, I said, I have to turn this off.

1354
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:39,759
Speaker 1: This dude has been screaming at me for ten minutes straight,

1355
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 1: every single play. That's what happens to me. I just

1356
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 1: yet to shut up. I mean, I thought they scored

1357
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:47,800
Speaker 1: a touchdown. I'm like, what they got two yards? The

1358
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,960
Speaker 1: dude screamed like they just did a hundred yard bomb. Hey,

1359
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,240
Speaker 1: what did he say when Henry went down? He didn't

1360
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 1: though he didn't really It wasn't really like a play like.

1361
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:57,800
Speaker 1: I don't remember seeing a clip or anything of them saying,

1362
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:00,680
Speaker 1: oh this is he's really hurt and they just saw

1363
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: him on the sideline working it out. At least that's

1364
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:05,439
Speaker 1: what I saw. It goes, Hey, I think Derrick Kennry

1365
01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:07,120
Speaker 1: got hurt. I'm like, oh he didn't. I look on

1366
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:09,439
Speaker 1: the TVs. Got one shoe on, and another play had

1367
01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:11,240
Speaker 1: two shoes on. Then another play he was running the

1368
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 1: balls Like, oh, must not got hurt. I wake up

1369
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:15,200
Speaker 1: and lived the Bobby Bones show life. And then I

1370
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:18,120
Speaker 1: see on ESPN he's out for the season. Awesome, there's

1371
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:19,840
Speaker 1: my life in a nutshell. I'll hang up and listen.

1372
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,519
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yeah, but I warned you guys. I knew

1373
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 1: he's gonna get hurt this year. And one thing I

1374
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:27,240
Speaker 1: did see after the concert that I've missed about going out.

1375
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 1: You know, skirts, you're getting shorter and shorter, like that

1376
01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:34,559
Speaker 1: ladies make sure they reached the knees and I'll hang

1377
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:37,839
Speaker 1: up and listen. Is the late night drunken fights between couples,

1378
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 1: I mean domestic violence coach. Yeah, that's good, real good

1379
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:48,559
Speaker 1: guy hits girl, girl hits flour a fantastic Well, it

1380
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:50,920
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with hitting. It has to do

1381
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:54,800
Speaker 1: with drunken arguments, which are so funny, Like I mean,

1382
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 1: please tell me you having a good example, because I

1383
01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:58,360
Speaker 1: would love to laugh. I am going to I'm going

1384
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:02,439
Speaker 1: to tell you it was Eddie. No, it was just

1385
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 1: a guy. I don't know if their husband, wife, boyfriend,

1386
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,200
Speaker 1: girlfriend walking down the sidewalk and she was like, we

1387
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 1: walked two blocks in the wrong direction. You said go left,

1388
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:12,840
Speaker 1: out of the out of the arena. We're supposed to

1389
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,560
Speaker 1: go right, I told you. And he's like, you're just

1390
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,559
Speaker 1: gonna keep nagging, aren't you. And she's like, well, you

1391
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,919
Speaker 1: were wrong, you were wrong. As they're walking down the sidewalk,

1392
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:20,720
Speaker 1: walking down the sidewalk, and he goes, she goes, well

1393
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,720
Speaker 1: were you wrong or were you wrong? And he goes,

1394
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,120
Speaker 1: I was turned around. I was direct, goes, you just

1395
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:26,960
Speaker 1: won't say you're wrong. He goes, and you're just gonna

1396
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,760
Speaker 1: keep it out of aren't you. I mean, it was

1397
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:32,280
Speaker 1: just like the dubest argument. But they're both drunk. Might

1398
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 1: I be the moderator? Yeah, excuse me, And I said,

1399
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:38,639
Speaker 1: all this between you both are actually in the wrong,

1400
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 1: and let hang up and listen. As I explained, they

1401
01:10:41,479 --> 01:10:44,080
Speaker 1: were both drunk, and so they're just arguing about nothing

1402
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:47,679
Speaker 1: about nothing. Then I'm sitting there waiting for an uber

1403
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,360
Speaker 1: or lift, trying to get one, and of course you

1404
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:52,000
Speaker 1: can't get one because there's so many freaking people out.

1405
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:55,479
Speaker 1: Should have got an Earth the tesla. Would you get

1406
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,880
Speaker 1: a text or something? No, I was doing my I was,

1407
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 1: I was on Earth. I was. I was acting like

1408
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:03,240
Speaker 1: was looking at the left and uber and so you go,

1409
01:11:03,479 --> 01:11:05,760
Speaker 1: you do it. You're sitting on the corner and it's

1410
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:07,760
Speaker 1: like there's a they're doing construction, so there's a road

1411
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:10,080
Speaker 1: that's blocked off. You can turn, but then there's a

1412
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:14,040
Speaker 1: barricades like ten ft down. Well, this car comes zipping

1413
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:17,360
Speaker 1: in there and he's going full blast for the barricades,

1414
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:20,320
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what is what is she doing? And

1415
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:25,000
Speaker 1: she throws it in park, jumps out of the car,

1416
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:27,120
Speaker 1: and then I see a guy walking and She's like,

1417
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,280
Speaker 1: were you just getting the car? Were you just getting

1418
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:32,040
Speaker 1: the car so we can go home? Yes? And I'm like, oh,

1419
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:35,040
Speaker 1: here we go. And he's like, no, no, you just

1420
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:36,840
Speaker 1: don't know how to behave at a concert. You don't

1421
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 1: know how to act at a concert. And she's like,

1422
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 1: just get in the car, and he goes, no, this

1423
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:44,360
Speaker 1: is your fault, honey, this is your fault. Honey. Yes,

1424
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 1: oh they're not that mad. Then no, no, and he

1425
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:49,960
Speaker 1: was like, I am not going home tonight. You don't

1426
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,880
Speaker 1: know how to act at a concert. You get out

1427
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,880
Speaker 1: of here. And he went left. She got in the car,

1428
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 1: turned around and she would look for him. Didn't where

1429
01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:57,679
Speaker 1: he went, so she went right, and you're not going

1430
01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:00,280
Speaker 1: home tonight. I mean, coach, they're not together this morning?

1431
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,439
Speaker 1: Like today, it was like what what could what did

1432
01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:06,400
Speaker 1: she do so bad about acting at a concert? Like?

1433
01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:08,400
Speaker 1: What did she do? Was that a different couple or

1434
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:12,519
Speaker 1: different couple? Like what you like watching that? Well? I

1435
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:16,519
Speaker 1: was just well, first, no, that's when you go out.

1436
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:19,439
Speaker 1: The couple that was arguing about the direction, that was funny.

1437
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:22,800
Speaker 1: The car situation is a little weird. It's funny though,

1438
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:25,559
Speaker 1: because the couple that's fighting over a couple of blocks misdirection.

1439
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:31,360
Speaker 1: That's he's literally he said something and she's like, you're wrong,

1440
01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:34,720
Speaker 1: and the heat she's not stopping. He's telling her that

1441
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:39,040
Speaker 1: I'm getting piste, like stop nagging. Stop nagging. She's gonna

1442
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,680
Speaker 1: keep nagging. The dude's gonna lose it. He's gonna do

1443
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,400
Speaker 1: something stupid and hit her. He doesn't have to hit her.

1444
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:47,679
Speaker 1: You can argue without hitting, you know that. Right. They're drunk,

1445
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,760
Speaker 1: I understand, But just because you're drunk and you argue

1446
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,160
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you have to hit someone You've never gotten

1447
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 1: in a drunk argument. What yelling in public like that? Like?

1448
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,599
Speaker 1: But I mean, I thought the funnier one of was

1449
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:58,920
Speaker 1: him saying, you don't know how to act at a concert,

1450
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:01,000
Speaker 1: like what did she do with the concert that was

1451
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:05,360
Speaker 1: so bad? Has done other concerts? That's great, boy. But

1452
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 1: she was like, you're just being crazy. He's like no, no,

1453
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:10,720
Speaker 1: and he then he goes and hides behind the park

1454
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:14,720
Speaker 1: cars like she's it was hilarious when you're just a

1455
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:16,920
Speaker 1: look pretty sober and the other people are drunk and

1456
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,120
Speaker 1: it it makes them look so stupid and you're like,

1457
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:20,760
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I hope I never get to that

1458
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:23,719
Speaker 1: point whenever you like, whenever you used to leave bars

1459
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 1: on sixth Streets, okay in Austin, and you have the

1460
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:28,519
Speaker 1: college kids getting like boyfriend and girlfriend getting in the fighting.

1461
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 1: The girlfriends are all sitting there on the street crying

1462
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:33,960
Speaker 1: and the boys robes are going, Man, she's just she's overreacted.

1463
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 1: Show that you just see the fights all the time,

1464
01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:38,800
Speaker 1: and that is something I miss about going out as

1465
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:41,840
Speaker 1: seeing the the actual stupid couple fights at the end

1466
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:43,320
Speaker 1: of the night. And I saw two of them and

1467
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:46,400
Speaker 1: it was great. And it was a hundred dollar lift

1468
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,639
Speaker 1: from the Irwin Center to the hotel, which was only

1469
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,920
Speaker 1: eight blocks. Are you serious right now? Yeah? But I

1470
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:53,720
Speaker 1: I got a scooter because I could never get one

1471
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:55,800
Speaker 1: to pick me up and kept saying your pickup time

1472
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:57,960
Speaker 1: is this time, and then it would go ten minutes later,

1473
01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:00,360
Speaker 1: ten minutes later, ten minutes later, Coach, I would walked

1474
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:04,360
Speaker 1: it before the Hondo. No, I scooted it, scooted bird.

1475
01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:08,519
Speaker 1: That was what a great weekend, What a great weekend

1476
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:10,720
Speaker 1: you literally just started the show with. It was a

1477
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:14,720
Speaker 1: terrible weekend. Well, it was a terribly Sunday and Monday devastating,

1478
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:17,519
Speaker 1: but a lot of actions. I mean, yeah, you're right. Yeah,

1479
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:19,439
Speaker 1: they did work you guys. I saw it worked at

1480
01:14:19,439 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 1: the post from social I was like, damn, they're actually

1481
01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 1: got a pretty busy schedule. They're working harder than they

1482
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:28,720
Speaker 1: do on the Bobby Bones. I barely saw lunch box.

1483
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:30,840
Speaker 1: I mean that they actually had me working this year,

1484
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:34,280
Speaker 1: and it was like, what are we doing? Friends? They

1485
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:37,000
Speaker 1: had lunch on a video screen inside the Irwin Center,

1486
01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:39,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, he's doing radio and video announcements

1487
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:42,880
Speaker 1: inside the I would be interviewing someone. They'd come gribd me, Hey,

1488
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:44,240
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be be on the stage, and they pulled

1489
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:46,519
Speaker 1: me over the stage and I was just like, guys,

1490
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:48,920
Speaker 1: why why am I working so much? Dude? You are

1491
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:52,360
Speaker 1: very kind with your time. It was the month it

1492
01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:56,120
Speaker 1: was unpaid. It was unpaid. It was unpaid. They had

1493
01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:59,040
Speaker 1: you guys running ragged man, but a right, yeah. I

1494
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:00,840
Speaker 1: had multiple people like why are you not Awesomehy? Are

1495
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:03,400
Speaker 1: you not awesome? What'd you answer? I was like, I'm

1496
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:05,080
Speaker 1: not a true part of the family. I'm just a

1497
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,800
Speaker 1: b squad. That's how it makes you feel. Done that

1498
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,880
Speaker 1: when I drink, but otherwise I don't care. I look

1499
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:13,160
Speaker 1: at every weekend. That's a picture. It's like the whole

1500
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:17,920
Speaker 1: squad in Austin. I'm like, I'm part of the squad too.

1501
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:21,559
Speaker 1: Oh and then Eddie girl at the bar. I was

1502
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:25,000
Speaker 1: watching the game at neighbors watching Michigan State Michigan. She goes, hey, Hey,

1503
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:27,000
Speaker 1: come over here, come over here. I'm like, all right,

1504
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 1: here we go recognize me from the show. Hey, I

1505
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:34,439
Speaker 1: was with Laura and Dodds. I'm like, who's Laura. Wife said, guys,

1506
01:15:34,439 --> 01:15:36,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be back. I got a fan, I got

1507
01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:38,599
Speaker 1: a little celeb appearance over here. I'm gonna head over

1508
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 1: be right back, ladies. I'm just walking over for my picture.

1509
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:44,400
Speaker 1: I get up to her, think, this is so awesome

1510
01:15:44,439 --> 01:15:47,439
Speaker 1: to meet you, Eddie. Right. Bobby Bon was like, I

1511
01:15:47,479 --> 01:15:50,840
Speaker 1: don't even feel like telling this chick she's wrong. I go, yes, Betty,

1512
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:55,080
Speaker 1: take the picture on Twitter man, and she even tags

1513
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:59,080
Speaker 1: it thanks Eddie. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, it's just like

1514
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 1: Hannah from Kentucky. Dude, I'm at I'm at the hotel

1515
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:04,759
Speaker 1: bar Friday night and that's probably about one in the morning.

1516
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:06,799
Speaker 1: And I mean, I guess Hannah has had too many

1517
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 1: because she's like, oh my gosh, Eddie, You're so funny.

1518
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:12,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean lust Fox, I know you, I

1519
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,519
Speaker 1: know you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Uh. And then oh

1520
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:18,640
Speaker 1: when you went to Arkansas, Eddie, I mean, did I

1521
01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:23,679
Speaker 1: just call you Eddie again? I call me Eddie four times.

1522
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:26,599
Speaker 1: I was so pissed, I said, I'm out. That's when

1523
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:29,559
Speaker 1: I left. I do the bone head Story of the day.

1524
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,320
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't know who I am, but

1525
01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:35,200
Speaker 1: just say I don't talk like said, I don't talk

1526
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:37,880
Speaker 1: like this. And I'm a little bit different skin tone,

1527
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,120
Speaker 1: like I said, do you see the skin? And I

1528
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:42,080
Speaker 1: have a lot more hair. Did you do you see this?

1529
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:44,439
Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, Eddie.

1530
01:16:44,479 --> 01:16:46,479
Speaker 1: Just it just rolls off the tongue easier. Hey. Well,

1531
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:48,680
Speaker 1: I was walking backstage at the festival and there's a

1532
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:50,240
Speaker 1: cop right there and I walk right by and he's like,

1533
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:57,200
Speaker 1: what's up, Carlos. Okay, it's Eddie. Man. Oh that's right,

1534
01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:00,200
Speaker 1: that's right, dude. It's not even worth it correct him.

1535
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:02,519
Speaker 1: You just roll with it, man. Also, I have one

1536
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,800
Speaker 1: last question before we go. I know, brother Pitts he

1537
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:09,360
Speaker 1: went to the Penn State Ohio state game. Then he

1538
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:12,160
Speaker 1: went to the Browns Steelers game yesterday, and he's going

1539
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:15,920
Speaker 1: to the Chiefs Giants game today. Wait wait, he physically

1540
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:19,000
Speaker 1: went to those games. If you go look at his

1541
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:22,280
Speaker 1: what a life? Can I ask you something though? He

1542
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:24,840
Speaker 1: is wearing a Jason mask to all these games? Can

1543
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:27,360
Speaker 1: you explain to me? Can you explain to me why

1544
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:31,479
Speaker 1: he told me that it's funny a grown man standing

1545
01:17:31,479 --> 01:17:34,120
Speaker 1: next to him in a Jason mask? Is what he said?

1546
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,599
Speaker 1: What's Halloween? Like? What's wrong with that? People were addressed

1547
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:39,040
Speaker 1: in the game last night? How hard is it to

1548
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:41,160
Speaker 1: see with that on your face the whole damn game?

1549
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,400
Speaker 1: I mean, you're you're sitting through three football games with

1550
01:17:43,439 --> 01:17:45,680
Speaker 1: that on your face. That can't be the easiest thing

1551
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:48,519
Speaker 1: to watch a football that. Well, I just wonder about

1552
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:49,880
Speaker 1: It's sort of like people that go to the game

1553
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:51,800
Speaker 1: and they have a helmet on. Why the hell would

1554
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,720
Speaker 1: you wear something that makes it harder for you to

1555
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:56,360
Speaker 1: see the game? Why did you wear a mask? Last night?

1556
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,679
Speaker 1: Trick or treating and almost running into trees and bushes

1557
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:03,320
Speaker 1: all night was my costume. Yeah, that's his costume. But

1558
01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:05,519
Speaker 1: to watch a game, I wouldn't wear that. Coach, this

1559
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:07,639
Speaker 1: guy had these goggles on that were dark. I mean

1560
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:09,519
Speaker 1: he was running t kids and they weren't see anything.

1561
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:15,200
Speaker 1: He almost ran in a street sign. Understand, do you

1562
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:17,559
Speaker 1: understand every time I took the goggles off that my

1563
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:20,160
Speaker 1: three year old be like, hey, your your glasses fell down. Okay,

1564
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:24,160
Speaker 1: but he told me multiple times that my glasses fell

1565
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:25,559
Speaker 1: down and I had to put him back on. I'm

1566
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:28,280
Speaker 1: committed to the costume. Also, I can I give Brother

1567
01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:31,120
Speaker 1: an award for going to the most random game ever

1568
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:35,240
Speaker 1: Penn State Ohio State. His buddy is from Ohio. One

1569
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:37,280
Speaker 1: of his one of his best friends is from Ohio,

1570
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:41,680
Speaker 1: is a big Ohio state man from Kansas, and so

1571
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:43,800
Speaker 1: his buddy took him to the Ohio State game in

1572
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,240
Speaker 1: the Cleveland game, and then Brother repaid him by he's

1573
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:48,720
Speaker 1: taking him to the Giants game tonight. And when are

1574
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:51,920
Speaker 1: they having sex? No? All three night they already did

1575
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:59,320
Speaker 1: not and Brother Warre Jason mass during it and brothers pregnant. Okay,

1576
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:03,400
Speaker 1: we've done. Hey, it's going to be back on though

1577
01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:08,479
Speaker 1: all three of us. It's weird. Feel it feels good, right, Okay,

1578
01:19:08,479 --> 01:19:12,560
Speaker 1: all right, God has been ready. No. I thought it

1579
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:14,280
Speaker 1: was a great episode. I thought I really brought it

1580
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:17,160
Speaker 1: today after a crazy, wild weekend for you guys. I

1581
01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:19,479
Speaker 1: it not doesn't get mentioned as much. I had to

1582
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:22,800
Speaker 1: work my ass off all day Friday. I was exhausted

1583
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:24,840
Speaker 1: as well, guys. So we all had weekends. You know

1584
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:27,920
Speaker 1: who cares about here and you're exhausted. Nobody, not even

1585
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:30,600
Speaker 1: your wife. Well definitely you're not your wife. Well no,

1586
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:33,880
Speaker 1: she uh. I ended up just face planning from two

1587
01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:36,479
Speaker 1: to three in the afternoon on Friday because I said,

1588
01:19:36,479 --> 01:19:38,360
Speaker 1: I'm that exhausted, and she got mad at me. But

1589
01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:40,680
Speaker 1: then she said, when you face planted, I knew that

1590
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:42,920
Speaker 1: you were truly exhausted, and I'm sorry. And I said,

1591
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:45,679
Speaker 1: sometimes I just go until I see read. I don't

1592
01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:48,360
Speaker 1: know how to take a break, so that's my own fault. Boys,

1593
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:50,720
Speaker 1: But I did. I did work a weekend shift, just

1594
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:55,559
Speaker 1: like you guys, but nobody does. Nobody cares. We did

1595
01:19:55,640 --> 01:20:00,639
Speaker 1: apologize to each other. I said, sorry for take getting

1596
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:03,519
Speaker 1: upset at Costco with all the food and booze because

1597
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:06,320
Speaker 1: I just had an emotional breakdown. She said, it is okay.

1598
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:08,559
Speaker 1: I need to be more understanding that you did work

1599
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:11,000
Speaker 1: a morning shift, guys, and I'll hang up and love it.

1600
01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:14,040
Speaker 1: Coach and everyone that went out to water Burger on

1601
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:17,360
Speaker 1: Barton Springs at three am on Saturday. Did you make it? No?

1602
01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:19,400
Speaker 1: I didn't, But good for you guys. I hope you

1603
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:21,360
Speaker 1: guys got some. I used to live with that one.

1604
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:26,479
Speaker 1: Meach what I used to live right next to that.

1605
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,519
Speaker 1: Oh legit, I thought you were saying that you were

1606
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,320
Speaker 1: always were there, always there. At two thirty in the morning,

1607
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:34,639
Speaker 1: I look on that road Barton Springs and I drove

1608
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:39,439
Speaker 1: over to the lance Arms starting fitness h beer'ss They

1609
01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:43,759
Speaker 1: took his name off. Yeah he stripped. Yeah, alright, cool,

1610
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:47,599
Speaker 1: are good? Good? Alright, alright, goodbye? Looking thing up tonight

1611
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:49,960
Speaker 1: and I hit my lock, So I think I'm hitting it.

1612
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:55,160
Speaker 1: Go Giants tonight plus tim Yeah, of course. But I

1613
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:57,240
Speaker 1: just have no idea how to read the Chiefs. I mean,

1614
01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,880
Speaker 1: why would we think the Chiefs are gonna be all

1615
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,600
Speaker 1: sun Daniel Jones? The dudes like he. I think he

1616
01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:05,559
Speaker 1: can pull some touchdowns out of the back door cover

1617
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:09,120
Speaker 1: there you guys, Eddie going plus ten Giants sounds like

1618
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:11,080
Speaker 1: a guy that got his ass cleaned out and he's

1619
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:14,040
Speaker 1: trying to make that back on Monday. The Chiefs have

1620
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:17,160
Speaker 1: covered two times? Baby, Do you realize the Chiefs have

1621
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:21,120
Speaker 1: covered like two times in their last eighteen games. Yes,

1622
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:24,360
Speaker 1: that's well. If you think the Giants or some world

1623
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,720
Speaker 1: beater or scoring offense might as well take over, they

1624
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:29,439
Speaker 1: can be over it over. There's an easy play. I

1625
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:32,360
Speaker 1: don't think the Chiefs can score that much. I guarantee

1626
01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:34,719
Speaker 1: you there's a lock in today's game. It's over under

1627
01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:43,080
Speaker 1: Chiefs Giants, and there's got a big one. I'm telling you, well,

1628
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:45,240
Speaker 1: no crap. One of them is gonna hit one of them.

1629
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:51,439
Speaker 1: Is a lock, one of them, you idiot, Just like, hey,

1630
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:53,800
Speaker 1: there is a lock. It's either plus ten or a

1631
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:56,120
Speaker 1: minded ten. There is a lot one of those two.

1632
01:21:57,080 --> 01:22:00,280
Speaker 1: I'm saying one of them will easily hit. You get

1633
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:04,320
Speaker 1: which one, idiot, of course. I mean I'm saying Chiefs

1634
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:07,160
Speaker 1: win by like three touchdowns. So that's the one. So

1635
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:11,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna go Chiefs and not locking it up because

1636
01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:13,479
Speaker 1: I don't feel in it. I did no research. I

1637
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:16,519
Speaker 1: don't even know who's playing. I don't even know who

1638
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:21,000
Speaker 1: the who's the running back? It's not Sa Kwan. Yeah,

1639
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:23,400
Speaker 1: good luck, guys. Make sure you research these games because

1640
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:26,840
Speaker 1: there's about ten guys hurting everybody book that. Why don't

1641
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:32,519
Speaker 1: you devil book or that. Definitely it's not Devon. He's

1642
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:35,479
Speaker 1: the basketball player. Are you guys watching the game tonight

1643
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:39,759
Speaker 1: at the bar? At my homes? I'll be at my homes.

1644
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:43,640
Speaker 1: I'll be watching it at my homes, my homes up

1645
01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:53,480
Speaker 1: the hill. My homes is up the hill on Travis Neighborhood.

1646
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:58,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. And this is our longest one ever.

1647
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,760
Speaker 1: And when I get tired, you can kill see me

1648
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:10,120
Speaker 1: up the slaves. All right, goodbye everyone. I mean, it's

1649
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:13,200
Speaker 1: almost an unwatchable game tonight. No, I bet it's a

1650
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:16,479
Speaker 1: good game. That's where you gotta go. Plus ten and

1651
01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:16,880
Speaker 1: a half.