WEBVTT - Ep 286: Dating is a Dud

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions. Hi, everybody, welcome,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right to the show that you tune into every

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<v Speaker 1>Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday. I don't know when the

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<v Speaker 1>funk you listen to us, just like I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>when I'll have sex. But welcome to you. Had another

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<v Speaker 1>episode of horrible decisions. Damn, I almost missed the goddamn accent. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to another episode. I'm your girl, mandib Yeah, hey Debbie,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back, y'all. I'm we'se and we are here with

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<v Speaker 1>an episode. Hey baby, we're mixing it up a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit this week. Could guess what we're about to do.

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<v Speaker 1>We're about to start from the back to the front. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how you get b being I didn't say I

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<v Speaker 1>was wiping my ass, but say you, oh wait regardless, well,

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<v Speaker 1>he could wipe his dick off before he puts it

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<v Speaker 1>in my pussy. If you go from anal to vagina,

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<v Speaker 1>it's still like you just gotta make sure it's a

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<v Speaker 1>little white happening, just a little white action. Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>white between our segments this week. But I actually wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to start off with a whole mail because I got

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<v Speaker 1>these Icebreaker questions because we and I again are still single,

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<v Speaker 1>barely fucking, and out here in the wilderness. Uh, we're

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<v Speaker 1>what you call New York l a in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>We are out here swimming in the pool full of

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<v Speaker 1>feces and no not the ones that are on the

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<v Speaker 1>sheets with Medina, but we are in a pool of

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<v Speaker 1>piss and feces trying to find our next lover. Just

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<v Speaker 1>a little too much talk, I mean, it's been a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of ships talk. But it's okay because if I

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<v Speaker 1>could even just have a nigga that just wanted anal

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<v Speaker 1>sex right now, I would possibly give that to them

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<v Speaker 1>because I just want to be penetrated and bitch, I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't fuck. Anyways, we're starting our episode this week with

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<v Speaker 1>whole mail. I like, actually think what that this is? Not? Like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think we're cursed? How know I think we're cursed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm let me ask you a question, Icebreaker. If you

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<v Speaker 1>could make another hundred K or you'd make the hunter

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<v Speaker 1>k in a year, so ten not ten thousand, less

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<v Speaker 1>than not get fucked. I don't want it me either.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how bad I need to have sex. Like how

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<v Speaker 1>among wait wait, how how the question is a honey

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<v Speaker 1>K for like an extra hunter K for the year

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<v Speaker 1>or no dick? That's the question, Give me the dick.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't gold you, I don't care. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>be fucked. I'd rather be poor, Like, do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what's crazy? I literally was about to say, I need

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<v Speaker 1>my hair pulled, bitch, I'm a ball head at home.

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<v Speaker 1>When I had an ankle bracelet, I was still getting

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<v Speaker 1>fun when I when I was poor, when I the

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<v Speaker 1>best the option like, Wow, we have a whole sex

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<v Speaker 1>pot and both of us are about to maybe, so

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get to that, and you know what, we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>to that. Somebody's gonna be like, I'm tired of these

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<v Speaker 1>hells not getting fucked to. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>If you feel like we've helped you out, whether it

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<v Speaker 1>be in your personal lives, on your daily commute, or

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<v Speaker 1>wherever it may be, just some general pleasure and enjoyment

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<v Speaker 1>from listening to an audio podcast for a visual, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you help us sucking out? By the way, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>heard my tight If your daddy look like what I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be explaining, send them my way. Let's do that. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do the Captaine. Call okay, oh wait, are you

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<v Speaker 1>going first? Yeah? I would feel like mine more simple,

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<v Speaker 1>get the funk outa go now, ain't go? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>go first? I want? I want a black dude that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't white girls. Maybe once in a blue he has,

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<v Speaker 1>but also loves house music, so election type of vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>I like dreads, but it's not necessarily what I need.

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<v Speaker 1>Call have a great job, doesn't have to be that great.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll even take at this point somebody who's just in between,

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<v Speaker 1>a freelancer, my nigked wait makes nothing, have a thick dick,

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<v Speaker 1>live in New York or l A. Okay, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know how I like all black boys. That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me there. If people think you see you're having

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<v Speaker 1>a problem finding, would you just explain because mine, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>cute ones. Yeah, that don't white girls. You know why.

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<v Speaker 1>Once I started meeting niggas like that, and I know

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<v Speaker 1>they exist, I realized I'm tired of black people, black men.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody telling me I like white ship tired of because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm meet niggas that no. I mean even with today

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<v Speaker 1>all of the music. Now we have Beyonce, make the

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<v Speaker 1>Stallion Drake dropping house music. There has been an influx

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<v Speaker 1>of education on how house music and dance was started

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<v Speaker 1>in the black community as everything else like rock. But nonetheless,

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<v Speaker 1>um you actually, that's now really easy. It's not. I

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<v Speaker 1>like niggas they read books, Okay, I mean that's not hard,

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<v Speaker 1>no yea is. Yeah, they don't be reading not him.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't do ship. They'll be dropping that dick off,

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<v Speaker 1>which is why I don't want to say, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you not getting no dick? What a motherfucker will do?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they're ugly, ugly niggas like me, bro, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't sucking ugly nigga, But like I've been spoiled, So

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<v Speaker 1>then why don't you just go back? If you like

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<v Speaker 1>ugly men, what is the problem. I like ugly, funny niggas.

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<v Speaker 1>They have to be funny. That's funny. They're funny because

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<v Speaker 1>they be. But I don't need that right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to somebody hot, Bro. They need to a hot

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<v Speaker 1>ass nigga that just wants to literally put his face

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<v Speaker 1>inside of my vagina and like smell it later. I

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<v Speaker 1>need him to be disgusting. I want him to walk

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<v Speaker 1>around with like pussy juice seeping and whether it be

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<v Speaker 1>his beard or of course, Yeah, I want to lick

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<v Speaker 1>it up. I like when dudes like put their fingers

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<v Speaker 1>inside of me and suck on them later for any

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<v Speaker 1>of the mentalist thing do you do? You want to

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<v Speaker 1>give your socials? Where can they drop these applications off

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<v Speaker 1>that we w on Instagram? Okay, there you got um,

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<v Speaker 1>which my list is way longer. I ain't gonna hold

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<v Speaker 1>you like. This is why shout out to Afion Crockett.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave him this exactly whatever I've been messing up.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody name, We talked. We talked about this. I could

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<v Speaker 1>be wrong, but I'm sure he's probably annoyed. I think,

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<v Speaker 1>I say. And we recently just had a conversation about

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<v Speaker 1>the things that I want and why I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>just ain't working out since my breakup. And so I

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<v Speaker 1>went through the list of things I want. And now

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<v Speaker 1>let me give my casting call before we get into

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<v Speaker 1>this episode. I'm still very shallow. So I would like

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<v Speaker 1>you to look like Tyler Perry would cast you in

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<v Speaker 1>one of his films. I need you to be fine,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's giving Jason Momoa Boris cou Joe esque. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I also realized if you listen to a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>the episodes in the past. I used to love me

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<v Speaker 1>all skinny nigger with Khalifa before the muscles. I now need.

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<v Speaker 1>The muscles are bigger. So I realized I like a

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<v Speaker 1>little damn. I want a little stock your man. You

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<v Speaker 1>just have words cupe. I'm like, I want Lenny grab it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what I'm saying. I don't want skinny man

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<v Speaker 1>no more. I don't want to count your ribs. I

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<v Speaker 1>used to love counting a rib as nigga. Now I

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<v Speaker 1>need you to look like you could have been casted

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<v Speaker 1>in the film three. I want to spark it. I

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<v Speaker 1>want someone okay still six three plus, Um, I need

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<v Speaker 1>you to know how to have conversation because I do

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<v Speaker 1>like to talk and I don't want to talk to myself. However,

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<v Speaker 1>I also realize I need the urge of someone to

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<v Speaker 1>be as sexually fluid and free as my ex was

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<v Speaker 1>in the fact that I want to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>this summer is not no no, no, no no no

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<v Speaker 1>no sexually fluid and free. Okay, you're right, I'm definitely

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<v Speaker 1>gonna come. I'm definitely saying all I want my ex again, um,

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<v Speaker 1>but just reincarnated into another person like the same way

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to describe the last two guys I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie like the same way, maybe like

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<v Speaker 1>we all have twins in this world, like Sage Polo

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<v Speaker 1>Santo boy in the liq weed, but the joint. I

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<v Speaker 1>want my egg again, but not a Muslim and not

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<v Speaker 1>a liar. If I could have that same nigga and

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<v Speaker 1>he changed his religion, and I don't again because if

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<v Speaker 1>I even get a nigga don't like turkey bacon, That's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of where I'm at now. Absolutely still love the

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<v Speaker 1>funk out of him, which is probably my issues too,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do I want someone still open to going

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<v Speaker 1>to the sex club nude beach. I realized that the

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<v Speaker 1>lifestyle is something that I really enjoyed, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I could go back to trying to be in

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<v Speaker 1>a traditional monogamous relationship. There were deeper issues than that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I really enjoyed that part of my relationship, so

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<v Speaker 1>I would like that. And where again, if you listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the past where I used to be able to niggas,

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't kiss me. Nope. I need intimacy. I know

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<v Speaker 1>I used to talk about not being an intimate bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I said, and I you not that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>an emotional hope, but I really crave intimacy. Now I

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<v Speaker 1>realized that that's why I haven't had just the niggas

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<v Speaker 1>coming and drop dick off. I think that also, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I really want. I want you to watch

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<v Speaker 1>sucking Hulu with me. I want us to watch Can

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<v Speaker 1>we watch a show together? Bro? Can I tell you?

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<v Speaker 1>I have this dude hit on me? Um? He was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to suck me for a minute, but I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>giving him Hugh pussy because I'm like, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>every time he just gets bored and we're on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and catching up, he'd be like, tell me some pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>So he no, it says new message. You can't put

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<v Speaker 1>it in the message, oh to me and this up.

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<v Speaker 1>But let me tell you how he's feeding me, bitch literally,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm telling him about how niggazine shipped it up.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, give me your address. I'm like, you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>coming over. He's like, Nick, I'm not in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me your address. Like all right, I give my address.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, what do you want. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I'm allerges eggs, bitch. I told him a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know he sent me the whole menu and

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<v Speaker 1>my homeboy was downstairs. I don't even want to tell

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<v Speaker 1>him because I knew he was gonna shade me. I

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<v Speaker 1>knew he was gonna order. No, I ain't ordered fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>fucking things, and he's gonna be like, why are you

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<v Speaker 1>working with this baby? And I'm like, I'm not working

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<v Speaker 1>with him. I just let him flirt with me. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's what he said, and now are you did it?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, bro, I can't suck you because I

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<v Speaker 1>know you're home. And he was like, yo, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to get your boyfriend experience. I was like, yo, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need a boyfriend experience. I need a boyfriend. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like, when you get back, I'm gonna pick you up,

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<v Speaker 1>or I'm having my driver pick you up, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be in the back of the car. He said, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna kiss your forehead, and then we're gonna go eat,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna tell me about how much you hate

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<v Speaker 1>your job everybody that work there, and then we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go to my house and we're gonna cuddle and you

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<v Speaker 1>can bring Nina. I said, oh, stop the dog. So

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<v Speaker 1>speaking up. I'm gonna show you a text message from

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<v Speaker 1>another nigga who've been on my line heavy. They do

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<v Speaker 1>this hold on and literally I don't understand why he's

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<v Speaker 1>just not showing up. Fine, this is mind you. The

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<v Speaker 1>last time we spoke, he was like, what's your shoe size, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>I want a Cuban Link or a Range Rover. So

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<v Speaker 1>the set okay? So cool? I think that's okay, they're small. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>The shoe store owner nigga like that day, so I

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<v Speaker 1>never got my shoes. Nonetheless, this is who's been in

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<v Speaker 1>my phone but cannot get right with what I'm wanting.

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<v Speaker 1>But I know what he wants. But this is oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I should go to his full name? What girl?

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<v Speaker 1>So literally the slash measures when I do get you hello,

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, is that right? You have been

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<v Speaker 1>in my phone sir for all own lone time, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know you got the money right, so maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>both ugly niggas well. I haven't sucked um yet, but god,

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<v Speaker 1>this is who the fund has been on my phone heavy.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would be worse to fuck? You're nigga? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>kidding me? Bitch? I don't want to say it explicitly,

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<v Speaker 1>but we watched that on television. Brash. I thought, Yo

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<v Speaker 1>Nigga was just oh, I can't say Yo Nigga trash

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<v Speaker 1>trash alright, mine double back Kanye clothes. I'm sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean regardless, but that's why I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>with him. I don't like him. But it's like you

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<v Speaker 1>see what happens when you It's like many who was

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<v Speaker 1>both stay ill to each other. Nigga, when he said

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<v Speaker 1>I could bring Nina, he was like, what you'd be

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<v Speaker 1>doing that? White people shouldn't let your dough on into that.

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<v Speaker 1>But also I need to know if now I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be wearing sneakers a lot now. But like the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that he thought getting me shoes because he was

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<v Speaker 1>going to buy shoes, was gonna be away into this

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<v Speaker 1>puss like sneak cruise. Nigga, I ain't even sneaker. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>take some nice sneakers out because I got my little

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<v Speaker 1>off white joins the ship and I'll be rocking. So

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<v Speaker 1>Nigga's recognized when a bitch were nice sneakers, but sneakers.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a New York girl. I know I've been

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<v Speaker 1>here now officially ten years, but I'm not a New

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<v Speaker 1>York bitch, so the fact that he was just thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was gonna give me some sneakers that fos with

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<v Speaker 1>New York bitches. Who was just treating well, he's a

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<v Speaker 1>New York nigga, and I realized I like New York

0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:34.400
<v Speaker 1>niggas from all the same area around. That's my whole girl. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you right now. The nigga I like

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<v Speaker 1>is a bush boy, but also I want him that

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<v Speaker 1>money to get out. But what it wasn't um hospital

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<v Speaker 1>dick of Brooklyn nigga. But you foked a lot of Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh baby, was Brooklyn? Oh? I don't. I've never had

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<v Speaker 1>sex with Harlan nigga, So I've never had sex with

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<v Speaker 1>a Brooklyn nigga. Get the funk out, good Marty. When

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<v Speaker 1>I was a should we switch what? Maybe? No, bish,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to Brooklyn. I like them a little

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<v Speaker 1>Harlem niggas. But also when I lived in the brook

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<v Speaker 1>That's why that niga ain't need no pork gods. Okay, valid,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know what it is about Harlem. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm my type. Don't be eating porky because they'd be

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<v Speaker 1>too like nah, you can't put that in a everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>but we'll be doing mushrooms again. I like Harlem, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what's crazy? Even do you remember when I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking to Damn I don't remember his nickname, but

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<v Speaker 1>the vegan one that we went on a vegan for

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<v Speaker 1>the vegan. Yes, so there was a vegan motherfucker, and

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<v Speaker 1>so it was. It's so, I've been in New York

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<v Speaker 1>for ten years. I've only fucked niggas from Harlem, New Rochelle,

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<v Speaker 1>Mount Vernon. That's it. But you were living in the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooks though, and I was living in the Bronx, but

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<v Speaker 1>never the Bronx kind. I live in downtown Manhattan, so

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<v Speaker 1>I like, no fellab was Bronx. So that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>probably niggas because you were Lass and Brooklyn right there

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<v Speaker 1>over the bridge. I've only up on it. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>got a vibe beach. I don't like them. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>all of them are giving three roommates. No, yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>only fun one where that happened. That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want them. I don't honestly, it really was

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<v Speaker 1>only one. Honestly, they just be having this like but

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I realized why I like it because

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<v Speaker 1>I like the Lower east Side vibe and like the

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<v Speaker 1>aspiring artists broke vibe when they're not broke, though, but

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<v Speaker 1>they have the vibe that if you just see him out,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even know they've got money. It gross that no,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, I need to change or two or three

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<v Speaker 1>or four. Um see I figured it out, and then

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<v Speaker 1>is what's starting to turm me on. But see i'd

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<v Speaker 1>be liking like even when and I think I've said this,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, shout out to earn your leisure. I

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<v Speaker 1>realized how much I like but you either got addressed

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<v Speaker 1>like Jake from State Farm or like you from the hood.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like though, like the arts like I hate

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<v Speaker 1>the Mary Jackets, I hate the super labels. I went

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<v Speaker 1>to Troy shout out to Troy from Ernia Leisure. Went

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<v Speaker 1>to his birthday and I was like, oh, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a gonna find me a motherfucking this nigg So

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<v Speaker 1>I went dressed. I was like, oh, you was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to go, so I was like, oh, can't wait. I

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<v Speaker 1>went in there and I thought I was gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>n everyone had on these platforms. Alexander McQueen shoes. They

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<v Speaker 1>had fucking Versacchi, fucking fairra Gamo belts on with tight

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<v Speaker 1>collared You were in Jersey, the party was in Jersey,

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<v Speaker 1>but these niggas was from everywhere, and I was like ill.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone was labeled down from head to toe and everyone

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<v Speaker 1>looked like a scammer. Which is why I realized, I

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<v Speaker 1>like casual Jake from State Farm that maybe into comic

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<v Speaker 1>books but has a good head on the shoulder, or

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<v Speaker 1>a hood nigga that just shows up in a white

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<v Speaker 1>tea and nice jeans. Was some nice time. I realized.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, like, no, but I've had enough. I like

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<v Speaker 1>the casual dressed man. I don't like the flashy man,

0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:08.040
<v Speaker 1>and I hate a label horse. I'll tell you this.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's why I like the dangly eran niggas.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I get like, I don't want him to get

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<v Speaker 1>a whole gallery department outfit. But that to me isn't

0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:21.760
<v Speaker 1>dangle aeron nigga. But to me, but it's expand dangly

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<v Speaker 1>err niga vibe is Wolf you ever came to WC.

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<v Speaker 1>Wolf has a danglier nigga vibe like that? Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>giving pianos uh Wolf gives pianos. Wolf very much gives

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<v Speaker 1>like what's the I don't the drink before I order it,

0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:36.960
<v Speaker 1>and he doesn't drink, but that's what his vibe gives

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<v Speaker 1>off that he's they. I don't like artsy niggas. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't shout out to you if you are fine, if

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<v Speaker 1>you and Wolf, if you was with just Sala, this

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<v Speaker 1>will be we're not in WTF. We have full course

0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:50.520
<v Speaker 1>studios right now, so I can say this because they're

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<v Speaker 1>an HR issue. You fine, and if you had three

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<v Speaker 1>month inches on you Wolf, I would have been trying

0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Joe as nigga dad nigga fine. But then when I

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<v Speaker 1>heard he was vegan to a like, oh I could

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<v Speaker 1>never and a sorry, I'm not saying the attractiveness and

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<v Speaker 1>like what we're having some five That's why y'll be thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all want to y'all y'all would suck Eden's dick edit

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<v Speaker 1>a here today. But we have some good at chart,

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<v Speaker 1>which is why everyone thinks you funk, Alex. There are

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<v Speaker 1>good attractive looking men in our perfect people really think

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<v Speaker 1>when when attractive people are together that they just gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be fucking and that's not how it works' that's not

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<v Speaker 1>how it works. Um, hold on, I was gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>something when you said artie niggas, I can't do it

0:18:32.480 --> 0:18:35.320
<v Speaker 1>and realized that when I was with Old Bay, when

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<v Speaker 1>we were living in Mexico, there was a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>like if black people came like, they'd be like, you know,

0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.080
<v Speaker 1>like they were the kind they wanted to have that vibe.

0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:45.800
<v Speaker 1>He would be like, and he'd be like, Oh, you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to Howard Gallery Tony by yourself. That's actually funny

0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:51.200
<v Speaker 1>that you say that, because that was my issue with

0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:53.399
<v Speaker 1>my ex when we went to the sex club. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like art men love artie bitch. Oh, I love

0:18:59.280 --> 0:19:01.440
<v Speaker 1>a whole bitch, that little bit. You wake up and

0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:05.199
<v Speaker 1>like her incense, like sprays the mists on her plants

0:19:05.560 --> 0:19:08.080
<v Speaker 1>seven of them, my vibe. She has a nose ring.

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<v Speaker 1>She is eclectic where it's probably boho pants that are

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<v Speaker 1>super wide. I love a sh shot A love artsy bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like artsy nigga. You like a grand rising bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a grand rising new Oh. I don't want my

0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:27.400
<v Speaker 1>nigga to say grand rising. I told you that's why

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<v Speaker 1>that's what sud up the last nick definitely, and I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry to the grand rising ass motherfucker. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>get into the backwards to forwards type of episode. Today,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna start off with homeo um, and that's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get into us still trying to figure out why we

0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:54.520
<v Speaker 1>are failing and dating right now. In so, the title

0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:58.600
<v Speaker 1>for this is dating a dud now not dating is

0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:00.960
<v Speaker 1>a dud. But this new doesn't done and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>explain why. So this is a hotel. If you have

0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:07.880
<v Speaker 1>not yet, please send your whole mail and hotels too

0:20:08.160 --> 0:20:12.000
<v Speaker 1>horrible decisions at gmail dot com. We may read it here.

0:20:12.440 --> 0:20:14.639
<v Speaker 1>But also just know it's always anonymous, bitch, so you

0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:16.920
<v Speaker 1>don't have to start off with keep this anonymous. We're

0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:19.560
<v Speaker 1>not gonna tell people be scared. You know a Google

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<v Speaker 1>Private they be serious, I'd be like, bro, we're not

0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:31.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna give you Emily. And anyway, hey, y'all please weigh

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<v Speaker 1>in on this. So I met this guy two plus

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<v Speaker 1>years ago on an app and we have seen each

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<v Speaker 1>other off and on during that time. I'm a busy professional.

0:20:43.119 --> 0:20:45.639
<v Speaker 1>He's a small business owner who used to travel a

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<v Speaker 1>lot for work, so our schedules didn't allow us to

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<v Speaker 1>spend much time together. Also, Over the past two plus years,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been off and on with a man who is

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<v Speaker 1>my soul mate, but despite many tries that our relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>he has not been able to make it work. The

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<v Speaker 1>D is amazing. Oh girl, you sounda like me anyhow.

0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:08.320
<v Speaker 1>The man from the app is in his mid forties.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a duke bor c who has two children. Girl,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't speak fresh saying we're not gonna do that, beach.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm American this book, and he's tall, dark and handsome.

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<v Speaker 1>He is sexy, and we recently had sex for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time and it was awful, dreadful. Wait, she said

0:21:27.840 --> 0:21:33.639
<v Speaker 1>he was amazing. I thought, um, how let me come back? No, no, no,

0:21:34.320 --> 0:21:37.400
<v Speaker 1>her soul mate The d is amazing. However, she's talking

0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:39.040
<v Speaker 1>about the man that she met on an app two

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<v Speaker 1>plus years ago. They've recently had sex and it wasn't good.

0:21:43.400 --> 0:21:45.640
<v Speaker 1>Her soul mate has good dick. The guy she met

0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:49.680
<v Speaker 1>on the app does not. Um. I gave him a

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<v Speaker 1>second try, which she probably got that advice from him.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave him a second try and even made attempts

0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:58.840
<v Speaker 1>to coach him. He did not take direction. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the worst sex of my life. I told him that

0:22:01.480 --> 0:22:04.240
<v Speaker 1>I didn't like the sex at all. He had no response.

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<v Speaker 1>We have never had sex since that night, but he

0:22:07.160 --> 0:22:09.920
<v Speaker 1>has continued to call, text, visit, and even spend the

0:22:10.000 --> 0:22:13.359
<v Speaker 1>night sexist nights. He doesn't even touch me anymore in

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<v Speaker 1>the bed. You ready for the dud park? Yesterday he

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<v Speaker 1>sent me his usual good morning gorgeous text, then said

0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:27.159
<v Speaker 1>he had to ask me a favor. No, he did

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<v Speaker 1>not ask me no money. Then said if I could

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<v Speaker 1>loan him five hundred dollars. I was speechless, ill is

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<v Speaker 1>down bad. I was speechless. He's not doing anything for

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<v Speaker 1>me and had the nerve to ask me for a

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<v Speaker 1>large sum of money. What is this man to ask

0:22:50.080 --> 0:22:52.880
<v Speaker 1>you for money? Girl? What must I look like to him?

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<v Speaker 1>Which say you signed? It's not here unicorn in New

0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:02.479
<v Speaker 1>York City. Now, this is where I wanted to lead

0:23:02.560 --> 0:23:07.359
<v Speaker 1>us into an icebreaker, because as we're dating, I wanted

0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:11.800
<v Speaker 1>to know what would have you continue to see a

0:23:11.880 --> 0:23:15.080
<v Speaker 1>man or say no? This is where I draw the line.

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<v Speaker 1>So I did start off by saying tim dog right,

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<v Speaker 1>So here we go. I'd say it, man, you have

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<v Speaker 1>been dating for three weeks. We're gonna make it more

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<v Speaker 1>casual since we're dating now, it's not gonna be a

0:23:26.960 --> 0:23:29.720
<v Speaker 1>long term thing. How we start this off? But say

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<v Speaker 1>a man his that you've been dating for three weeks

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<v Speaker 1>ask you to loan him five hundred dollars until he

0:23:36.160 --> 0:23:38.199
<v Speaker 1>gets paid. I would almost rather he could get him.

0:23:38.520 --> 0:23:41.440
<v Speaker 1>What is fabio say? What do you say? Is she

0:23:41.520 --> 0:23:46.600
<v Speaker 1>gating money? You better digging out purse you? Oh, Mitch,

0:23:46.640 --> 0:23:48.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you want him to steal from you? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to Nick ask me from no money. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I could. Now. Then let me flip the

0:23:53.600 --> 0:23:56.520
<v Speaker 1>script on you, because we do have male listeners. When

0:23:56.560 --> 0:23:58.800
<v Speaker 1>you was and I remember, I don't even gonna ask

0:23:58.800 --> 0:24:00.600
<v Speaker 1>you if you did it, because you did back in

0:24:00.760 --> 0:24:02.800
<v Speaker 1>Orlando when you ain't have it, used to ask because

0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:05.440
<v Speaker 1>they help you were rent. Yeah, I've asked men for money,

0:24:05.720 --> 0:24:08.280
<v Speaker 1>and that's just okay because you're a woman. If a

0:24:08.320 --> 0:24:10.600
<v Speaker 1>man asked you, you just would be like it is okay.

0:24:11.840 --> 0:24:16.320
<v Speaker 1>But the gender role dynamic, not just getting into the page.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay. There's a man, are you asking him for

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<v Speaker 1>his shoes? Eyes? I mean I did with my eggs, Okay,

0:24:23.160 --> 0:24:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I bought him some shoes. At least he was giving

0:24:24.880 --> 0:24:27.600
<v Speaker 1>you a dick. I am not you're not giving a

0:24:27.640 --> 0:24:29.800
<v Speaker 1>man money, say you really like him and you've been

0:24:29.840 --> 0:24:32.159
<v Speaker 1>telling all your friends amazing is and asked you for

0:24:32.200 --> 0:24:36.280
<v Speaker 1>five dollars? Is that is that the end of y'all's relationship? Bro?

0:24:36.440 --> 0:24:40.960
<v Speaker 1>The amount is scary. For example, the amount is scary

0:24:41.080 --> 0:24:44.880
<v Speaker 1>because you know how like millionaires have to borrow millions.

0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Like one of my talking about my friend that bought

0:24:47.400 --> 0:24:48.719
<v Speaker 1>a house and I had to give them a lot

0:24:48.760 --> 0:24:51.080
<v Speaker 1>of money before they could pull it out of there

0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:53.800
<v Speaker 1>for own k before they lost the house. But you're there, Oh,

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:55.560
<v Speaker 1>I see, I have a friend that a bought a

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:59.160
<v Speaker 1>house and the four O one K how to block

0:24:59.240 --> 0:25:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I would not let them pull the money out. My

0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:05.120
<v Speaker 1>dad went through something similar and it was a lot okay,

0:25:05.200 --> 0:25:07.520
<v Speaker 1>I know they didn't want to ask me, and they

0:25:07.560 --> 0:25:09.639
<v Speaker 1>were just kind of like funck And I was like, funking,

0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:11.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll do it. But an a friend, a friend that's

0:25:11.560 --> 0:25:15.119
<v Speaker 1>got a really good job to um it already has

0:25:15.160 --> 0:25:19.280
<v Speaker 1>to put down to you under kay, right? So I

0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:22.760
<v Speaker 1>gave them the money and I told one person and

0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:25.639
<v Speaker 1>they were in shock. I was like, how to be

0:25:25.720 --> 0:25:29.200
<v Speaker 1>honest with you if that if anyone in my life

0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:31.600
<v Speaker 1>right now ask me for let's just say two thousand dollars.

0:25:32.600 --> 0:25:35.600
<v Speaker 1>I'd probably be more scared to give that because I'm like,

0:25:35.880 --> 0:25:38.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. If I'm like, I don't know, that's

0:25:38.800 --> 0:25:41.040
<v Speaker 1>giving to me rent money. You got to catch up

0:25:41.080 --> 0:25:43.240
<v Speaker 1>on bills, like I don't know. But the person that

0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:46.520
<v Speaker 1>needs a lot that already is making money, I feel

0:25:46.560 --> 0:25:49.720
<v Speaker 1>I can make it back. Like I don't like knowing that,

0:25:49.920 --> 0:25:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't want to give you. I do say that,

0:25:53.400 --> 0:25:55.280
<v Speaker 1>and I say that I want to invest this up.

0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:57.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to survivor said that to women now,

0:25:58.520 --> 0:26:03.240
<v Speaker 1>like six so big if you were out here dating

0:26:03.280 --> 0:26:04.840
<v Speaker 1>a man that you know has money, and I'm gonna

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:11.399
<v Speaker 1>tell you now because I'm embarrassed, Like, let me let

0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:12.960
<v Speaker 1>me think of how I could work this without giving

0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:19.240
<v Speaker 1>too much information. I had unnigga by me, a very

0:26:19.520 --> 0:26:24.600
<v Speaker 1>very very expensive item. Uh. This item was just shy

0:26:25.040 --> 0:26:29.280
<v Speaker 1>of ten thousand dollars. So the next time I saw him,

0:26:29.880 --> 0:26:32.760
<v Speaker 1>I was like, let me have this item with me.

0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:39.040
<v Speaker 1>So I pull up on him and I'm like, oh,

0:26:39.560 --> 0:26:43.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm you got this. He was like I did. No,

0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:52.040
<v Speaker 1>he didn't even fucking remember. No, I cannot He could

0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:56.040
<v Speaker 1>not even remember did he gave me that money. Yes,

0:26:56.480 --> 0:26:57.920
<v Speaker 1>and he knew what I was buying because I sent

0:26:58.000 --> 0:27:00.200
<v Speaker 1>him like it was. It was like three I him

0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:04.800
<v Speaker 1>and he knew what it was because I sent him that.

0:27:04.920 --> 0:27:06.200
<v Speaker 1>He was like, let me know what you want. I

0:27:06.280 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 1>see him the picture so you can see the exact right,

0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:10.880
<v Speaker 1>because I'd be real honest with what I what I want.

0:27:12.200 --> 0:27:15.000
<v Speaker 1>He knew what the funk it costs. He sent this

0:27:15.160 --> 0:27:18.240
<v Speaker 1>for me to have these things. So when I pulled

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:20.640
<v Speaker 1>up on him and I had the three pieces, I said,

0:27:20.720 --> 0:27:24.200
<v Speaker 1>m you got this. He like that. I said, dang,

0:27:24.240 --> 0:27:26.480
<v Speaker 1>I got that for you. You guys sent you the

0:27:26.560 --> 0:27:35.480
<v Speaker 1>picture that didn't remember, No, that was what I can't remember.

0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:39.800
<v Speaker 1>We had an abortion. Oh that's embarrassed man. But because

0:27:39.800 --> 0:27:42.399
<v Speaker 1>he only probably gave you five dollars for the abortion, man,

0:27:42.480 --> 0:27:45.120
<v Speaker 1>I know you this nigga, This nigga gave me over

0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:51.280
<v Speaker 1>literally i'll say, between eight and nine grand for this

0:27:51.760 --> 0:27:55.080
<v Speaker 1>specific thing. And it didn't even face him. So let

0:27:55.119 --> 0:27:59.760
<v Speaker 1>me go back to giving advice. Ladies. Men actually look

0:27:59.800 --> 0:28:04.000
<v Speaker 1>at you crazy when you asks, because now they really

0:28:04.040 --> 0:28:06.480
<v Speaker 1>think you're a broke bitch and you can't do anything

0:28:06.520 --> 0:28:09.280
<v Speaker 1>in your life that is nail and food money. You

0:28:09.480 --> 0:28:12.120
<v Speaker 1>now have to ask yo I need, I would say, MIDI.

0:28:13.560 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 1>That's like my ask to everybody, like, don't ask nobody

0:28:16.280 --> 0:28:19.719
<v Speaker 1>for less. If you were a hoe and you were

0:28:19.760 --> 0:28:23.000
<v Speaker 1>dealing with like a millionaire, there's a there's a real

0:28:23.119 --> 0:28:25.359
<v Speaker 1>like thing about a number that can be too low

0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:27.479
<v Speaker 1>to where someone looks like what because the nigga will

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:32.320
<v Speaker 1>look at you crazy? What? This is why I love cutting.

0:28:32.640 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 1>But I did not like the nail phone bill thing.

0:28:34.920 --> 0:28:36.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I still don't like that. I do well

0:28:37.119 --> 0:28:42.360
<v Speaker 1>to me asking for a nail and phone bill because

0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:44.360
<v Speaker 1>it's grooming and printing, but not only that, like bitch,

0:28:44.400 --> 0:28:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I just went and got a hunt. It all the

0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:48.360
<v Speaker 1>better here nails. Everything is inflated down so that we're like,

0:28:48.400 --> 0:28:49.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get my nails. You can send a picture.

0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:56.440
<v Speaker 1>Is expensive, however, the only way that is acceptable, Like

0:28:56.640 --> 0:29:00.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to the bitches that are fucking the still

0:29:00.280 --> 0:29:04.920
<v Speaker 1>six years No, no, I'm still saying that is okay

0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:09.800
<v Speaker 1>if the man you were dating works at Target or

0:29:09.920 --> 0:29:14.200
<v Speaker 1>FedEx or the Lazy warehouse or has a job where

0:29:14.280 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 1>he makes less than seventy five thousand a year, asking

0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:20.520
<v Speaker 1>for nails and stuff like that is okay to ask

0:29:20.600 --> 0:29:25.320
<v Speaker 1>from those men. If you're fucking a man who works

0:29:25.360 --> 0:29:28.120
<v Speaker 1>in the financial district, who was an athlete, who was

0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:33.880
<v Speaker 1>a rapper, who wears Valenciaga like, who literally makes overall

0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:36.360
<v Speaker 1>honey la a drug deala too. I was gonna say,

0:29:36.600 --> 0:29:41.280
<v Speaker 1>if you're fucking with them or or a scar if

0:29:41.400 --> 0:29:44.040
<v Speaker 1>you know they don't if you so, That's what I'm saying.

0:29:44.520 --> 0:29:46.520
<v Speaker 1>That's why there is a difference asked for nails and

0:29:46.600 --> 0:29:50.400
<v Speaker 1>shoes and stuff if you're dealing with somebody like but

0:29:50.640 --> 0:29:56.400
<v Speaker 1>definitely asked not light like light bitch, she answered for

0:29:56.440 --> 0:29:58.280
<v Speaker 1>the sheet anyways, real quick, I want to get into

0:29:58.520 --> 0:30:01.400
<v Speaker 1>something I said to get through this outline. Another ice

0:30:01.440 --> 0:30:06.280
<v Speaker 1>Preaker question your partner. Now we're getting into relationships. Your

0:30:06.360 --> 0:30:10.440
<v Speaker 1>partner asked to have a threesome with you and one

0:30:10.520 --> 0:30:14.840
<v Speaker 1>of their exes. Do you say sure? Do you say

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:22.440
<v Speaker 1>absolutely the funk not? What do you think I'm gonna say? Damn,

0:30:22.520 --> 0:30:24.560
<v Speaker 1>that's a tough one. I think you would. I think

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:28.680
<v Speaker 1>you would ask to see what they look like. You know,

0:30:28.920 --> 0:30:31.920
<v Speaker 1>you're it's given no what's my only nickname? And that

0:30:32.040 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 1>I gave myself so absolutely not. You want me keep

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:41.280
<v Speaker 1>the bit, I'll only ask you that because I asked

0:30:41.480 --> 0:30:43.800
<v Speaker 1>my ex to do that with me and it didn't

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:45.920
<v Speaker 1>go off to us. But what you said X not

0:30:46.000 --> 0:30:49.040
<v Speaker 1>a previous funck? Oh I did say X not a

0:30:49.080 --> 0:30:51.160
<v Speaker 1>previous funk. I mean to me, all my previous fox

0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:54.160
<v Speaker 1>is exs because I never really have any previous funk

0:30:54.200 --> 0:30:56.320
<v Speaker 1>without an X. Okay, Last one, you gotta be in

0:30:56.320 --> 0:30:59.880
<v Speaker 1>another city. Let's like we're pulling up to let's just

0:31:00.000 --> 0:31:01.719
<v Speaker 1>say we randomly in Houston. You're like, no, I used

0:31:01.760 --> 0:31:04.680
<v Speaker 1>to suck this bitch here, but she's not an ex,

0:31:05.240 --> 0:31:07.320
<v Speaker 1>so if there was a title, you don't want her involved.

0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:09.520
<v Speaker 1>But if he just sucked her, you would suck. Yeah.

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:12.360
<v Speaker 1>I think so okay that I can handle. Okay, but

0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:13.920
<v Speaker 1>she can't be in the same city because if you

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:16.520
<v Speaker 1>remember that pussy good, you ain't gonna get it. Okay,

0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:20.440
<v Speaker 1>you're right. Last one, your best friend tells you she's

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:23.480
<v Speaker 1>been dating someone and she believes that she is in love.

0:31:24.080 --> 0:31:29.040
<v Speaker 1>This is her soul mate. She didn't know you and

0:31:29.200 --> 0:31:34.840
<v Speaker 1>him had a sexual past until he told her. She

0:31:35.120 --> 0:31:39.000
<v Speaker 1>comes to you. Do you give her the grace to

0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:42.080
<v Speaker 1>continue dating this person because she believes she found her love,

0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:44.520
<v Speaker 1>or do you step in like not bitch, Well, you

0:31:44.600 --> 0:31:47.480
<v Speaker 1>gotta dad that because I sucked him. I would say,

0:31:47.560 --> 0:31:50.280
<v Speaker 1>give her the grace because, Okay, do you remember my

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:55.440
<v Speaker 1>situation with loverboy. Yes, And I didn't know that was hard. Okay.

0:31:55.960 --> 0:31:59.480
<v Speaker 1>I think we were maybe third day, but that's early on.

0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:02.720
<v Speaker 1>But I like really was into him and I was

0:32:02.720 --> 0:32:05.440
<v Speaker 1>already sucking him. And I lived in New York and

0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:09.760
<v Speaker 1>she in New York. Um, and I think it bothered her,

0:32:09.800 --> 0:32:12.160
<v Speaker 1>but she like gave her blessing or whatever. But like

0:32:12.200 --> 0:32:15.080
<v Speaker 1>I remember, it bothered her. And I remember a little

0:32:15.080 --> 0:32:16.680
<v Speaker 1>bit because she was still trying to find that nigga.

0:32:16.720 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 1>When she went to year, she was like, well, I'm

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:21.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna hit him up. I know, yeah, but I also

0:32:21.640 --> 0:32:26.280
<v Speaker 1>didn't know. Yeah, I didn't really understand. Um, so now

0:32:26.280 --> 0:32:30.640
<v Speaker 1>I switched in reverse. You would allow that to happen. Yeah,

0:32:30.880 --> 0:32:35.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm older, and so the older I get, the less

0:32:35.560 --> 0:32:38.760
<v Speaker 1>I care. Okay, that sane. That's why we're gonna be

0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:41.000
<v Speaker 1>single forever. I'm already a cat lady. Bitch, you got

0:32:41.080 --> 0:32:43.280
<v Speaker 1>a dog, you might get a fish. You wanna get

0:32:43.280 --> 0:32:47.800
<v Speaker 1>a goldfish? Bitch? If my mom my mom. But I'm

0:32:47.840 --> 0:32:49.760
<v Speaker 1>trying to think, like, what is the marker? Where someone

0:32:49.880 --> 0:32:53.280
<v Speaker 1>is like off limits, like I ha oha so much,

0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:56.440
<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna hold you. Jordan's the nigga used and

0:32:56.720 --> 0:32:58.160
<v Speaker 1>he ain't even got a nick name. That's how much

0:32:58.200 --> 0:33:00.840
<v Speaker 1>I used to love that nigga. Do you did I

0:33:00.920 --> 0:33:04.080
<v Speaker 1>share this on the pod? Do you know? He had

0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:08.080
<v Speaker 1>the nerve? And I hope his bitch now is listening,

0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:12.320
<v Speaker 1>because yes, the same girl. He's still with the same bitch.

0:33:12.840 --> 0:33:15.880
<v Speaker 1>If y'all want to hear that story, go to uh

0:33:16.680 --> 0:33:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Sureley meet Barbara the episode on Patreon. Anyways, he just

0:33:22.120 --> 0:33:27.880
<v Speaker 1>plut in my d M s and send me a

0:33:28.080 --> 0:33:32.400
<v Speaker 1>video of myself like I think this is you, and

0:33:32.680 --> 0:33:35.720
<v Speaker 1>it was clearly a video from because baby the way

0:33:35.840 --> 0:33:40.160
<v Speaker 1>it was fucking pixelated. I said, sir, if you think

0:33:40.320 --> 0:33:42.240
<v Speaker 1>anything is me on your phone, you can delete it.

0:33:42.320 --> 0:33:44.040
<v Speaker 1>And Sir, I don't know you have a blessed day.

0:33:44.520 --> 0:33:48.239
<v Speaker 1>I ended it, thanks management. He said, Okay, I think

0:33:48.280 --> 0:33:50.800
<v Speaker 1>this nigg my whole tattoo and it is me having

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:52.920
<v Speaker 1>a whole deal doo in my ask why are you

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:56.080
<v Speaker 1>sending me videos of myself to my Instagram thing? And

0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I think it's you, like to my Instagram because he

0:33:59.480 --> 0:34:02.480
<v Speaker 1>ain't got my new number. That is way too much.

0:34:03.040 --> 0:34:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I said, sir, if you think you have any other

0:34:05.160 --> 0:34:07.920
<v Speaker 1>videos of me in your phone that you think are me,

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:11.399
<v Speaker 1>delete them and don't hit me up again. Girl. Someone

0:34:11.480 --> 0:34:13.120
<v Speaker 1>you bring up there. You said, it looks like nineteen

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:15.480
<v Speaker 1>Keys told me once that he was gonna post photos

0:34:15.680 --> 0:34:18.839
<v Speaker 1>of me naked that he still hadn't. Yes, he did

0:34:19.080 --> 0:34:21.120
<v Speaker 1>on his laptop. He did never forget when to post

0:34:21.200 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 1>them on his laptop, just like I have pictures you

0:34:23.560 --> 0:34:25.400
<v Speaker 1>did da if you want to say something about me,

0:34:26.080 --> 0:34:32.000
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, honey, post him post my tiny

0:34:32.160 --> 0:34:35.880
<v Speaker 1>little eighteen year old tats and tell everyone it's wheezy.

0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Please do it like wow. Yeah. When I tell you,

0:34:40.320 --> 0:34:42.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I can't believe you're sending this to me,

0:34:42.680 --> 0:34:44.800
<v Speaker 1>and don't do it again. But also I'm sure he

0:34:45.000 --> 0:34:49.200
<v Speaker 1>was like, don't over me. I would be really embarrassed

0:34:49.480 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 1>if someone tried to like revenge point me. But at

0:34:54.640 --> 0:34:58.359
<v Speaker 1>the same time, I called you. Even if that ship leaked, bro,

0:34:58.440 --> 0:35:00.840
<v Speaker 1>it was so pixelated, it was like this gotta be

0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:05.600
<v Speaker 1>from I think we're in a culture of where people

0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:09.400
<v Speaker 1>really don't like seeing that ship happen to people. No, well,

0:35:09.480 --> 0:35:11.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they're gonna look at it, but like,

0:35:11.360 --> 0:35:13.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't think revenge point is good at all, Like

0:35:13.239 --> 0:35:16.120
<v Speaker 1>even seeing the ship that happened with fucking Safari last month,

0:35:16.719 --> 0:35:21.040
<v Speaker 1>which it was so it was assumed that he leaked

0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:23.799
<v Speaker 1>to himself, but there was a leaked video of him

0:35:23.840 --> 0:35:27.000
<v Speaker 1>and his recent girlfriend. How I didn't see it and

0:35:28.640 --> 0:35:31.279
<v Speaker 1>whole bunch of no. And this is probably why he

0:35:31.280 --> 0:35:34.000
<v Speaker 1>said I'm I'm gonna file charges because I was like,

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:37.520
<v Speaker 1>this ain't the same dick we saw. The dick was

0:35:37.719 --> 0:35:41.000
<v Speaker 1>looking a little smaller. It was given you here, dick

0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:44.239
<v Speaker 1>fishing like, So it was a sex tape of him

0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:46.239
<v Speaker 1>with this dick, and we all saw what a dick

0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:49.040
<v Speaker 1>looked like. Dick wasn't dicking, look it was dicking in

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:51.840
<v Speaker 1>solo picture and so it was like, oh no, we

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:54.680
<v Speaker 1>was dick fished. So it didn't get a good response.

0:35:54.760 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 1>So then he was like, I'm calling the SAT bitch

0:35:58.320 --> 0:36:01.640
<v Speaker 1>just like and I find out who did this and

0:36:01.760 --> 0:36:03.759
<v Speaker 1>leaked my sex, So I'm gonna be row with you.

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:07.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't think anybody can find anybody. Bro, I've had people.

0:36:07.760 --> 0:36:09.600
<v Speaker 1>I'll never get that girl that said that ship when

0:36:09.600 --> 0:36:12.360
<v Speaker 1>I worked at white House black Market and sent my mugshot.

0:36:12.440 --> 0:36:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Remember that not believe people really want to ruin you,

0:36:17.200 --> 0:36:19.640
<v Speaker 1>and like I remember, I mean, I ain't gonna hold you.

0:36:20.800 --> 0:36:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I thought I was the villain on all of my

0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:29.680
<v Speaker 1>pots until bitch, you keep losing your social media. The

0:36:29.760 --> 0:36:31.440
<v Speaker 1>fact that you don't even have a Twitter right now,

0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:33.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that is. What is going? Like?

0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:36.240
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember when I lost it? It was funny Julius.

0:36:37.040 --> 0:36:39.240
<v Speaker 1>So for anyone that doesn't know why I lost my Twitter,

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:43.080
<v Speaker 1>it was I don't understand why she's still suspended. Like

0:36:43.239 --> 0:36:46.200
<v Speaker 1>the day of the Sex Cells premiere, UM, I was

0:36:46.320 --> 0:36:49.400
<v Speaker 1>posting and it was recently this one. I was posting

0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:51.600
<v Speaker 1>it that Da da and Funny Julius said, oh my god,

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:54.160
<v Speaker 1>this is so dope. I can't believe you've got a

0:36:54.200 --> 0:36:55.680
<v Speaker 1>TV short or something said you're doing it out here,

0:36:55.719 --> 0:36:58.239
<v Speaker 1>and I replied and said, yeah, she's just not She's

0:36:58.280 --> 0:37:00.600
<v Speaker 1>not just a horror podcaster, she's a whole TV two

0:37:01.480 --> 0:37:03.920
<v Speaker 1>and she was you. You were talking about yourself a

0:37:03.960 --> 0:37:08.840
<v Speaker 1>third person, which is crazy because I watched bro I

0:37:08.880 --> 0:37:12.239
<v Speaker 1>watched porn on Twitter and you can't say ho. Now

0:37:12.360 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I have been called but also I called no no,

0:37:15.719 --> 0:37:18.320
<v Speaker 1>no am you called me a racist on Twitter, and

0:37:18.400 --> 0:37:21.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even that's harassment. I talk a lot of

0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:26.320
<v Speaker 1>ship on Twitter. I have been on Twitter since April

0:37:26.800 --> 0:37:31.279
<v Speaker 1>two thousand nine. In my account has not going. If

0:37:31.320 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 1>this is real, what has never been suspended? So I

0:37:34.560 --> 0:37:36.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know people is out for you. I didn't want

0:37:36.680 --> 0:37:39.640
<v Speaker 1>to get real though, to our vanilla ship for this week,

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:44.000
<v Speaker 1>I sat with it's that fucking voodoo beach. It might be,

0:37:44.200 --> 0:37:47.799
<v Speaker 1>it might be, it might be, it might be. They said,

0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:49.320
<v Speaker 1>you might have to see the hood Hiller, which we

0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:51.080
<v Speaker 1>don't like over here, but you might have to see her.

0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Not her trying to pray the game away girl, not

0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:57.239
<v Speaker 1>her saying that postpartument is not a thing. What we

0:37:57.360 --> 0:38:00.600
<v Speaker 1>talked about that here on the Pot. She said, excuse

0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:03.520
<v Speaker 1>for for mothers to be lazy. We already talked about

0:38:03.560 --> 0:38:05.719
<v Speaker 1>that here on the Pot. We did. But I thought

0:38:05.760 --> 0:38:09.239
<v Speaker 1>she believes in science. I'm not gonna lie anyone who

0:38:09.280 --> 0:38:12.000
<v Speaker 1>believes in astrology doesn't give I believe in science to me.

0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:16.280
<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, it's a girl man DyB Hi. I'm Wheezy

0:38:16.480 --> 0:38:18.840
<v Speaker 1>and we are the host of the Horrible Decisions podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Just wanting to let you know that we are being

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0:38:32.680 --> 0:38:34.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if we've ever done a panel together,

0:38:34.360 --> 0:38:35.759
<v Speaker 1>but it's not a live show, but we get to

0:38:35.800 --> 0:38:38.840
<v Speaker 1>talk amongst you guys, and I'm really looking forward to

0:38:39.040 --> 0:38:43.640
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0:38:52.640 --> 0:38:54.640
<v Speaker 1>We can't wait to see you there. Now, let's get

0:38:54.680 --> 0:38:57.640
<v Speaker 1>to the show. We're gonna get into our vanilla ship,

0:38:57.719 --> 0:39:00.759
<v Speaker 1>which is sex. In the news, y'all appears that Frank

0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Ocean is selling a twenty five thousand diamond encrusted sex toy. Yeah,

0:39:07.000 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 1>that's what I tell you, Kick Cutt, he need to

0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:09.960
<v Speaker 1>put it on that dick he got on that sock

0:39:10.080 --> 0:39:14.279
<v Speaker 1>with that Wait, he got a big dick to pictures fire.

0:39:14.560 --> 0:39:17.160
<v Speaker 1>You know whose dick is firing? Kind of hinted at

0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:18.920
<v Speaker 1>it a couple of weeks ago, but you ain't really

0:39:19.000 --> 0:39:21.200
<v Speaker 1>let me finish. But when I saw your elbow in

0:39:21.200 --> 0:39:23.200
<v Speaker 1>the blue suit, if he had a whole print and

0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, that nigga print was bulging at that moment.

0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:29.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but you've seen this. I don't believe.

0:39:29.640 --> 0:39:31.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe niggas with socks on there and that

0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:35.360
<v Speaker 1>what he got many dangly look at that. I mean,

0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:39.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't fu dangly earring nigger And he was uncircumcised,

0:39:39.920 --> 0:39:43.279
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, this isn't this isn't bad unsucucised

0:39:43.320 --> 0:39:47.680
<v Speaker 1>dick because the danile earring and he doesn't so hard

0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:54.000
<v Speaker 1>bro Well, the Channel Orange Singers luxury company homer unbuild

0:39:54.040 --> 0:40:00.480
<v Speaker 1>a new diamond encrusted eighteen carrot gold cock ring. Frank

0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:03.200
<v Speaker 1>Ocean pill a new name for that, I mean dick ring.

0:40:03.320 --> 0:40:05.759
<v Speaker 1>We'll just call it an over because also we're not

0:40:06.840 --> 0:40:09.799
<v Speaker 1>fully white, so that's why we don't say cock. Uh.

0:40:09.920 --> 0:40:12.600
<v Speaker 1>Frank Ocean posted the photo of someone wearing the blinged

0:40:12.600 --> 0:40:16.200
<v Speaker 1>out trinket with their genitals blurred out on Instagram Stories.

0:40:16.640 --> 0:40:19.799
<v Speaker 1>It's unknown as the if the person pictured is Frank

0:40:19.880 --> 0:40:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Ocean himself. UM, let me zoom in on this so

0:40:22.960 --> 0:40:28.239
<v Speaker 1>you could see this is the cutt ring. Where's the dick?

0:40:29.000 --> 0:40:31.520
<v Speaker 1>They blurted out, why we can't see it because mission

0:40:31.560 --> 0:40:33.480
<v Speaker 1>was on Instagram. He would have lost his Instagram The

0:40:33.560 --> 0:40:36.360
<v Speaker 1>provoctive Fogo funny for showing a dick when all I

0:40:36.480 --> 0:40:39.400
<v Speaker 1>did was called us exactly so the head turning a

0:40:39.480 --> 0:40:44.560
<v Speaker 1>dormant known as you Already. The Triple x l H

0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Bone ring is a part of his new line of

0:40:47.840 --> 0:40:50.640
<v Speaker 1>accessories under the Homer brand. The ring is adorned with

0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:53.399
<v Speaker 1>an array of princess cut diamonds and finished with high

0:40:53.480 --> 0:40:57.480
<v Speaker 1>polish for a happy than five hundred and seventy dollars.

0:40:57.840 --> 0:41:00.959
<v Speaker 1>If you want a matching ring for your hand that's set,

0:41:01.600 --> 0:41:05.120
<v Speaker 1>that will set you back nine forty dollars. How do

0:41:05.239 --> 0:41:06.440
<v Speaker 1>you think he got paid to do this? This is

0:41:06.480 --> 0:41:09.799
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. The product description doesn't offer sizing dimensions,

0:41:09.880 --> 0:41:13.600
<v Speaker 1>and the ring is available by inquiry only. Huffington post

0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:16.439
<v Speaker 1>his reach out to Homer for further information, so there's

0:41:16.480 --> 0:41:21.160
<v Speaker 1>no longer there's currently no further information. However, um yeah,

0:41:21.520 --> 0:41:24.000
<v Speaker 1>it will know if he's able to get this. We

0:41:24.080 --> 0:41:26.320
<v Speaker 1>see that Chris Brown has been charging a thousand dollars

0:41:26.400 --> 0:41:28.839
<v Speaker 1>for me and greet. This may be his way too,

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:31.680
<v Speaker 1>even if he sells two bits, right? Is it like

0:41:31.719 --> 0:41:34.000
<v Speaker 1>a banks? The moment, Like for anyone who doesn't who

0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:37.440
<v Speaker 1>banks he is. He is a graffiti artist that is

0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:40.080
<v Speaker 1>anonymous but really popular. A lot of people know the

0:41:40.120 --> 0:41:42.120
<v Speaker 1>little girl with the heart balloons, black and white photos,

0:41:42.160 --> 0:41:44.880
<v Speaker 1>but the red hearts, the monkey with the headphones. But

0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:47.640
<v Speaker 1>what I started learning about Banksy because he did a lot,

0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:49.000
<v Speaker 1>a lot of n F T s and stuff. Right,

0:41:49.200 --> 0:41:51.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but I went to a museum and

0:41:51.480 --> 0:41:54.480
<v Speaker 1>he had in m l A or gallery and it

0:41:54.560 --> 0:41:55.920
<v Speaker 1>wasn't him. I think it just they did it in

0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:57.480
<v Speaker 1>honor of him. But he did a lot of political

0:41:57.680 --> 0:42:01.560
<v Speaker 1>ship where he would like do um spray paint the

0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:03.279
<v Speaker 1>queen or try to make all these political messages. And

0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:04.880
<v Speaker 1>that's why he's anonymous because he think still try to

0:42:04.960 --> 0:42:08.560
<v Speaker 1>kill him. But he sold a painting for a million dollars, okay,

0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:12.480
<v Speaker 1>And after he sold it, got a shredder, put it

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:15.400
<v Speaker 1>through the shredder and sold it just like that. And

0:42:16.480 --> 0:42:19.680
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if this is Frank Ocean's like, y'all want

0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:22.840
<v Speaker 1>my music so bad that you'll do anything? Because I

0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:24.759
<v Speaker 1>don't know, it's possibly I did want to ask. It's

0:42:24.760 --> 0:42:26.560
<v Speaker 1>gotta be something I want to ask you because you

0:42:27.160 --> 0:42:31.479
<v Speaker 1>uh referred to us in yourself and we talked about

0:42:32.480 --> 0:42:35.840
<v Speaker 1>famous celebrity ship. We talked about how we wouldn't do

0:42:35.840 --> 0:42:39.560
<v Speaker 1>an only fans, but is there a sex toy that

0:42:39.719 --> 0:42:41.600
<v Speaker 1>you would sell at a very high price like this

0:42:41.800 --> 0:42:46.160
<v Speaker 1>bitey chance um. When I interviewed Lenna and she talked

0:42:46.200 --> 0:42:51.800
<v Speaker 1>about the uh not the it she do you know

0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:57.000
<v Speaker 1>how it's made? No, so she had to being gorged.

0:42:57.440 --> 0:42:59.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, she has a fleshlight of the inside of

0:42:59.200 --> 0:43:03.640
<v Speaker 1>her pussy and her butt. Oh this is, by the way,

0:43:04.200 --> 0:43:07.200
<v Speaker 1>the best episode of sex Cells ever. This is one

0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:08.879
<v Speaker 1>where like if anyone saw the clip of the comm

0:43:08.920 --> 0:43:11.480
<v Speaker 1>squirting on my face, it was crazy. Where I got

0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:13.960
<v Speaker 1>to Liz helped me go to Evil Angel, So I

0:43:14.040 --> 0:43:20.439
<v Speaker 1>basically did this episode about independent porn and big studio porn.

0:43:21.080 --> 0:43:22.960
<v Speaker 1>And Leonard had to talk about how she has to

0:43:23.000 --> 0:43:24.239
<v Speaker 1>get all this money right, because she got all this

0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:27.120
<v Speaker 1>capital to buy a house just to shoot point in. Specifically,

0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:31.120
<v Speaker 1>what was so interesting about making the fleshlight is she

0:43:31.239 --> 0:43:34.160
<v Speaker 1>had to go somewhere in masturbate to get her pussy

0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:37.520
<v Speaker 1>in her volva like open and ready and juicy, so

0:43:37.680 --> 0:43:41.000
<v Speaker 1>that they could get the mold in there. That's nuts,

0:43:41.080 --> 0:43:44.680
<v Speaker 1>but also to pull that's just nuts. I mean, I'm

0:43:44.680 --> 0:43:47.320
<v Speaker 1>sure it's obviously like safe whatever they're using. Are you

0:43:47.440 --> 0:43:49.360
<v Speaker 1>saying that that's what you would want to I'm saying, like,

0:43:49.440 --> 0:43:52.239
<v Speaker 1>to me, that's something super invasive, that's my body, so

0:43:52.320 --> 0:43:54.160
<v Speaker 1>you would sell that for a high price. I don't

0:43:54.160 --> 0:43:55.719
<v Speaker 1>think I would tell anything that had to do with

0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:57.480
<v Speaker 1>my body because to me, that could be the same

0:43:57.520 --> 0:43:58.880
<v Speaker 1>as only fans. I don't want people to feel like

0:43:58.920 --> 0:44:02.640
<v Speaker 1>they have access to that. Um. But then like something

0:44:02.840 --> 0:44:08.000
<v Speaker 1>would be willing to sell um products that I use,

0:44:08.560 --> 0:44:12.920
<v Speaker 1>branded Dodos, things like that. Um, it would have to

0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:15.279
<v Speaker 1>be toys, even if it was like my own no

0:44:15.440 --> 0:44:17.920
<v Speaker 1>pun because there's a story all over like the country

0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:20.680
<v Speaker 1>called pleasure Chest, but like my own little like sex

0:44:20.719 --> 0:44:23.560
<v Speaker 1>toy kit, I would talk explicitly about how I used to,

0:44:23.600 --> 0:44:26.400
<v Speaker 1>maybe even make a video like explaining how I use it,

0:44:26.440 --> 0:44:28.360
<v Speaker 1>putting out my hands, like making it fun like that.

0:44:28.480 --> 0:44:30.799
<v Speaker 1>But like, but you wouldn't sell like your own toy

0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:32.919
<v Speaker 1>that had anything to do with your body. No, because

0:44:32.960 --> 0:44:34.560
<v Speaker 1>to me, I feel like this has anything to do

0:44:34.680 --> 0:44:38.080
<v Speaker 1>with Frank Ocean's body as much as it's just the

0:44:38.200 --> 0:44:42.080
<v Speaker 1>fact that I don't. Yeah, I don't think that has

0:44:42.080 --> 0:44:44.600
<v Speaker 1>anything to his body either, Okay, But I'm just saying

0:44:44.640 --> 0:44:46.640
<v Speaker 1>like if it was me, like on a box, Oh

0:44:46.680 --> 0:44:51.600
<v Speaker 1>my god, no dude, Okay, would you a fleshlight? You

0:44:51.719 --> 0:44:54.000
<v Speaker 1>can get my budahole, y'all can get my motherfucking pussy,

0:44:54.080 --> 0:44:56.600
<v Speaker 1>y'all can get these titties. Y'all can get a sex doll.

0:44:56.680 --> 0:45:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Bit So the why this? I can open it, ah, bitch,

0:45:01.760 --> 0:45:04.279
<v Speaker 1>mom my mouth. Put me in a sex doll, and

0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:08.360
<v Speaker 1>I would sure the blow doll that we had on

0:45:08.440 --> 0:45:09.719
<v Speaker 1>the stage kind of look like no, no, no, no,

0:45:10.120 --> 0:45:13.160
<v Speaker 1>them thighs one big enough, baby, I need You're gonna

0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:16.680
<v Speaker 1>have to blow extra for the thighs. I need these

0:45:16.800 --> 0:45:21.439
<v Speaker 1>thighs motherfucking blown up. And you come the bicycle pump.

0:45:21.680 --> 0:45:25.320
<v Speaker 1>You could fuck these motherfucking thives. Baby, I need. I

0:45:25.440 --> 0:45:30.680
<v Speaker 1>need the circumference of these thighs exact. Have you measured

0:45:30.680 --> 0:45:32.200
<v Speaker 1>yourself lately? By the way I had to do it

0:45:32.280 --> 0:45:33.960
<v Speaker 1>for a fitting, and I was like, I don't need

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:36.520
<v Speaker 1>to tell me to just send it, send it. I

0:45:36.680 --> 0:45:40.279
<v Speaker 1>don't hold you. This is why I'm I'm management right now.

0:45:40.400 --> 0:45:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Coming in and they're like, so let's get a stilence,

0:45:43.200 --> 0:45:48.359
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, no, uh no, actually because I don't

0:45:48.360 --> 0:45:51.040
<v Speaker 1>want to deal. I know I can't fit the fucking

0:45:51.760 --> 0:45:55.560
<v Speaker 1>Mandy shelf. I like, we're gonna have to wait if

0:45:55.560 --> 0:45:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I canna that, not only are gonna have to get

0:45:57.680 --> 0:46:00.480
<v Speaker 1>a stylence, probably gonna have to buy the closes because

0:46:00.480 --> 0:46:03.560
<v Speaker 1>they're either gonna have to be fucking taken in, sitched

0:46:04.040 --> 0:46:06.400
<v Speaker 1>stitched to where now I have to keep the clothes

0:46:06.520 --> 0:46:08.319
<v Speaker 1>that I was supposed to be able to give back.

0:46:08.760 --> 0:46:11.759
<v Speaker 1>So I was just like, nigga, no go to like

0:46:11.880 --> 0:46:15.040
<v Speaker 1>but you know what, I don't know if I like

0:46:15.120 --> 0:46:17.719
<v Speaker 1>how to ask them trying to help that ship. You

0:46:17.800 --> 0:46:19.040
<v Speaker 1>know what I just said to get us that was

0:46:19.080 --> 0:46:20.920
<v Speaker 1>why you gotta wear a name brand. You're gonna get

0:46:20.920 --> 0:46:23.520
<v Speaker 1>this Forurverse? Why one Zara on this ad? I do

0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:31.160
<v Speaker 1>legs are closed. I love Zara real quick. I wanted

0:46:31.200 --> 0:46:35.239
<v Speaker 1>to get to a quick hord derve before we get

0:46:35.320 --> 0:46:37.759
<v Speaker 1>slightly into ending the show with our horrible decision, which

0:46:37.840 --> 0:46:41.680
<v Speaker 1>is raising dating standards based on a recent article. Well

0:46:41.680 --> 0:46:43.960
<v Speaker 1>good luck doing that, but the horder for this is

0:46:44.040 --> 0:46:48.200
<v Speaker 1>actually a wax candle tip um. I wanted to share

0:46:48.280 --> 0:46:52.080
<v Speaker 1>this because now that I'm fucking new niggas uh and

0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:54.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm not currently fucking new niggas out, but when I

0:46:54.360 --> 0:46:56.719
<v Speaker 1>broke up with my ex, I was like, Oh, let

0:46:56.760 --> 0:46:58.080
<v Speaker 1>me hit these new niggas. And this is where I

0:46:58.160 --> 0:47:00.560
<v Speaker 1>realized not everyone is this kinky. Is why I talked

0:47:00.560 --> 0:47:02.440
<v Speaker 1>about the things I wanted in the beginning of this episode.

0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:07.000
<v Speaker 1>But I realized that if you want to incorporate wax

0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:10.200
<v Speaker 1>play into the bedroom, these are the tips that I

0:47:10.239 --> 0:47:14.080
<v Speaker 1>wanted to share with you. Um way wax play is.

0:47:14.520 --> 0:47:16.560
<v Speaker 1>By the way, do not just think you can light

0:47:16.600 --> 0:47:20.040
<v Speaker 1>a candle and put it on somebody's body. Um when

0:47:20.120 --> 0:47:22.640
<v Speaker 1>you when you play with wax candles, they need to

0:47:22.719 --> 0:47:26.239
<v Speaker 1>be specifically soy candles, which make it to whear. When

0:47:26.719 --> 0:47:29.920
<v Speaker 1>they burn, it turns into an oil, not a wax.

0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:33.480
<v Speaker 1>So even when you drop it on somebody's body, the

0:47:33.640 --> 0:47:38.320
<v Speaker 1>body being of course oh cooler temperature than the fire,

0:47:39.120 --> 0:47:41.320
<v Speaker 1>is not going to turn the wax to a solid.

0:47:41.360 --> 0:47:43.080
<v Speaker 1>It's going to turn it into a missile. I'm gonna

0:47:43.080 --> 0:47:46.400
<v Speaker 1>be honest with you what Mandy said, soy, I agree,

0:47:46.440 --> 0:47:48.279
<v Speaker 1>if you have time to buy this ship cool. No,

0:47:48.400 --> 0:47:52.120
<v Speaker 1>but this is what the tip is. If you randomly

0:47:52.160 --> 0:47:53.919
<v Speaker 1>do it with a candle. No, No, The only tip

0:47:54.040 --> 0:47:59.120
<v Speaker 1>is just fur my tip because you are specific wax play,

0:47:59.200 --> 0:48:02.120
<v Speaker 1>because I have a lot of wax candles now because

0:48:02.160 --> 0:48:06.400
<v Speaker 1>it was something that and I've been trying to sneak

0:48:06.440 --> 0:48:09.239
<v Speaker 1>it into when new niggas and it's just taking me

0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:11.279
<v Speaker 1>a little longer. So I have tips. At least you

0:48:11.320 --> 0:48:13.600
<v Speaker 1>have new nigs many yes, well, no, I don't anymore.

0:48:13.719 --> 0:48:15.880
<v Speaker 1>This was right when I broke up. I have not

0:48:16.040 --> 0:48:20.879
<v Speaker 1>had sex congratulate sex during two cycles. To me, that's

0:48:20.880 --> 0:48:22.719
<v Speaker 1>two months. Even though it may only be thirty days,

0:48:23.040 --> 0:48:25.800
<v Speaker 1>it's a period. In a period, it's given two months anyways,

0:48:25.840 --> 0:48:28.399
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't stop myself. Here are my wax candle sex tips

0:48:28.480 --> 0:48:31.239
<v Speaker 1>for those of you interested in wax play if you're

0:48:31.280 --> 0:48:34.080
<v Speaker 1>going to plant it into your night specifically, these are

0:48:34.120 --> 0:48:38.680
<v Speaker 1>my tips. Light the candle before you get into the room,

0:48:40.320 --> 0:48:43.239
<v Speaker 1>as in, say, y'all are watching TV out in the

0:48:43.360 --> 0:48:45.560
<v Speaker 1>living room and you know you want to incorporate a

0:48:45.600 --> 0:48:49.319
<v Speaker 1>wax candle. Light the candle, then come back to your room.

0:48:49.880 --> 0:48:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I say that because there were many times where I

0:48:52.600 --> 0:48:54.160
<v Speaker 1>lit the candle once we got into the room, and

0:48:54.239 --> 0:48:55.600
<v Speaker 1>by the time I wanted to play with the candle,

0:48:55.600 --> 0:49:00.200
<v Speaker 1>there wasn't enough wax. So Wax candles take hind a

0:49:00.239 --> 0:49:03.080
<v Speaker 1>bit of time to burn to create enough wax to

0:49:03.280 --> 0:49:06.960
<v Speaker 1>really massage it into to make it fun, So you

0:49:07.040 --> 0:49:08.799
<v Speaker 1>want to let it be burning for quite some time

0:49:08.880 --> 0:49:11.120
<v Speaker 1>before you just say, let me light a candle. It's

0:49:11.160 --> 0:49:12.920
<v Speaker 1>not amazingly when you make the n dinner and put

0:49:12.920 --> 0:49:14.959
<v Speaker 1>it on. Yes, if you cook it for the nigga

0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:16.600
<v Speaker 1>and y'all watching the show on Netflix and then you

0:49:16.680 --> 0:49:19.200
<v Speaker 1>go into the room light the candle before you even

0:49:19.200 --> 0:49:23.640
<v Speaker 1>get to the bedroom. That's first tip. Second tip, they

0:49:23.719 --> 0:49:28.880
<v Speaker 1>are scented. I ain't gonna hold you, bitch. I got

0:49:28.920 --> 0:49:32.279
<v Speaker 1>one that was birthday cake and I don't like sweet ship,

0:49:32.960 --> 0:49:34.840
<v Speaker 1>so it just wasn't for me. I don't want my

0:49:34.920 --> 0:49:37.359
<v Speaker 1>nigga smelling like a birthday cake. Sorry, maybe a bitch

0:49:37.360 --> 0:49:39.560
<v Speaker 1>smelling like a birthday cake is cool. I don't want

0:49:39.560 --> 0:49:42.719
<v Speaker 1>my nigga smelling like icy. So I have one that's

0:49:42.760 --> 0:49:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Burgermont Burger Move Burger something and sandal wood, and it

0:49:47.760 --> 0:49:51.920
<v Speaker 1>makes him smell more masculine. So be particular in the

0:49:52.040 --> 0:49:54.800
<v Speaker 1>sense that you choose for these wax candles, because the

0:49:54.840 --> 0:49:56.919
<v Speaker 1>whole room will smell like that. So I would stay

0:49:57.000 --> 0:50:02.680
<v Speaker 1>away from like the and it's been I would say lavender,

0:50:02.800 --> 0:50:07.480
<v Speaker 1>looking to the smells that create like a centual vibe,

0:50:07.600 --> 0:50:10.920
<v Speaker 1>even smells that you would literally smelling like a spa.

0:50:11.960 --> 0:50:15.880
<v Speaker 1>But be careful with the food smells, bro. This has

0:50:15.880 --> 0:50:20.200
<v Speaker 1>been an issue. Lamb wanted to do um Wax play

0:50:20.880 --> 0:50:24.040
<v Speaker 1>and he wanted to. He wanted to do it because

0:50:24.680 --> 0:50:28.680
<v Speaker 1>he saw a clip of Rory and I. I poured

0:50:28.800 --> 0:50:30.879
<v Speaker 1>a candle on him and he was like, I thought.

0:50:30.920 --> 0:50:32.680
<v Speaker 1>I thought I was just cool and I was like, yo,

0:50:33.000 --> 0:50:36.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm a fucking podcastro but you know it's content. I'm like,

0:50:36.920 --> 0:50:38.680
<v Speaker 1>it's just making a clip and he's like, I'm doing

0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:41.360
<v Speaker 1>is ship to you tonight? So I laughed. So he

0:50:41.520 --> 0:50:44.360
<v Speaker 1>never brought anything for it. I had a candle burning

0:50:44.719 --> 0:50:47.840
<v Speaker 1>and it was Paulo Santo la Labo candle, and this

0:50:48.040 --> 0:50:50.160
<v Speaker 1>nigga picked it up. I said, what then are you doing? Oh?

0:50:50.320 --> 0:50:52.319
<v Speaker 1>He know? And I said to him, I just smelled

0:50:52.360 --> 0:50:53.800
<v Speaker 1>like this ship all night And he said, what's the problem.

0:50:53.880 --> 0:50:58.080
<v Speaker 1>He said, don't you be burning the ship anyway? Yes? Yes,

0:50:58.400 --> 0:51:00.440
<v Speaker 1>but That's what I'm saying. When you want to smell

0:51:00.560 --> 0:51:04.200
<v Speaker 1>like but when you incorporate into the bed, especially because

0:51:04.400 --> 0:51:08.359
<v Speaker 1>again soy candles turn into massage oil. Your whole sex

0:51:08.360 --> 0:51:11.719
<v Speaker 1>session is gonna smell like this, so be particular on

0:51:11.800 --> 0:51:14.919
<v Speaker 1>the scent that you choose, because any candle, no for sure,

0:51:15.000 --> 0:51:17.800
<v Speaker 1>it gets in your skin. It's wild, it's wild. The

0:51:18.000 --> 0:51:21.839
<v Speaker 1>last tip um start by dripping the wax on less

0:51:21.880 --> 0:51:28.800
<v Speaker 1>sensitive areas because I'm dealing with newbies. Didn't really go slowly.

0:51:28.920 --> 0:51:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Moved to more sensitive areas such as the inner thighs,

0:51:33.400 --> 0:51:35.479
<v Speaker 1>making sure to check in with your partners to test

0:51:35.520 --> 0:51:39.799
<v Speaker 1>new areas, and never pour the wax on the head, phase, genitals,

0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:42.919
<v Speaker 1>or inside the body. We know that I would say,

0:51:43.560 --> 0:51:48.439
<v Speaker 1>specifically for men, start with I was actually gonna say,

0:51:48.880 --> 0:51:50.759
<v Speaker 1>if he's laying on his stomach where he would be

0:51:50.800 --> 0:51:53.960
<v Speaker 1>getting a massage, do the lower back and the back

0:51:54.040 --> 0:51:57.280
<v Speaker 1>of the legs. A lot of men who are athletic

0:51:57.440 --> 0:51:59.640
<v Speaker 1>or do a lot with their legs, they just they're

0:51:59.640 --> 0:52:02.879
<v Speaker 1>not really the back of their legs being so hot

0:52:02.960 --> 0:52:06.560
<v Speaker 1>wax being poured on is way more like, it was

0:52:06.719 --> 0:52:09.160
<v Speaker 1>less jarring than if you do it to their shoulders

0:52:09.560 --> 0:52:12.759
<v Speaker 1>or or like places where they can tense up. You

0:52:12.800 --> 0:52:14.800
<v Speaker 1>can't really tense up the back of your leg. So

0:52:14.880 --> 0:52:18.919
<v Speaker 1>I would say start from like the ankle up, massage there,

0:52:19.080 --> 0:52:21.160
<v Speaker 1>then go to the lower back and then move up.

0:52:21.719 --> 0:52:25.320
<v Speaker 1>I sense that men are way less sensitive on their legs.

0:52:25.560 --> 0:52:28.000
<v Speaker 1>So if you're gonna play with wax, start high, of course,

0:52:28.120 --> 0:52:30.239
<v Speaker 1>because you don't want to make them jarred. But don't

0:52:30.280 --> 0:52:32.719
<v Speaker 1>start anywhere where they can tense up because then it's

0:52:32.719 --> 0:52:34.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna kind of ruin the mood. So start from the

0:52:35.080 --> 0:52:38.480
<v Speaker 1>ankles up with wax play would be my tip. Um.

0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:40.719
<v Speaker 1>And now before we get out of here, no hole

0:52:40.760 --> 0:52:44.160
<v Speaker 1>mail because we started with it. Um. We started off

0:52:44.239 --> 0:52:46.920
<v Speaker 1>with kind of what we're looking for. But there was

0:52:47.040 --> 0:52:55.240
<v Speaker 1>an article that was posted and it's said, I remember,

0:52:55.239 --> 0:52:59.640
<v Speaker 1>it was something like dating opportunities for men are decreasing

0:52:59.680 --> 0:53:04.440
<v Speaker 1>as more healthy relationships standards arise. Men are reportedly at

0:53:04.560 --> 0:53:08.800
<v Speaker 1>their loneliness romantically as potential partners are not settling for

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:11.879
<v Speaker 1>the same. Dating standards from the nineteen nineties apparently meant

0:53:11.920 --> 0:53:14.840
<v Speaker 1>today outnumber women on dating sites and have become the

0:53:14.920 --> 0:53:18.840
<v Speaker 1>largest growing group of long term single people in the

0:53:19.040 --> 0:53:22.840
<v Speaker 1>last thirty years, according to a psychologists backed by research

0:53:22.920 --> 0:53:26.080
<v Speaker 1>shared in Sight Today. One study is shared by the

0:53:26.160 --> 0:53:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Outlet from twenty nineteen suggests that men ages twenty five

0:53:30.080 --> 0:53:34.120
<v Speaker 1>to fifty four. That's a large as to fifty four

0:53:34.160 --> 0:53:37.400
<v Speaker 1>are the fastest growing group of long term single people

0:53:37.920 --> 0:53:41.560
<v Speaker 1>since nineteen ninety, it will only worsen in the future.

0:53:41.600 --> 0:53:46.200
<v Speaker 1>While they represent approximately six of dating app users, outnumbering women.

0:53:46.640 --> 0:53:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Another study conducted in with over forty people showed the

0:53:50.920 --> 0:53:54.840
<v Speaker 1>men reported more loneliness than women. Um, there are several

0:53:54.960 --> 0:53:59.320
<v Speaker 1>factors men report. I'm gonna tell you what. Niggas cannot

0:53:59.360 --> 0:54:02.520
<v Speaker 1>be alone enough by their hose and maybe saying give

0:54:02.640 --> 0:54:05.720
<v Speaker 1>talk to talk, preach to him. That's why, maybe saying

0:54:06.280 --> 0:54:09.279
<v Speaker 1>oh girls back and desperate and this and this and

0:54:09.360 --> 0:54:12.320
<v Speaker 1>that women take a lot of time to heal. Niggas

0:54:12.400 --> 0:54:16.480
<v Speaker 1>cannot be alone. They are constantly surrounding themselves. That she's

0:54:16.520 --> 0:54:21.120
<v Speaker 1>not projecting right. No, bro, this was given Maggie, But

0:54:21.600 --> 0:54:25.120
<v Speaker 1>do you think it was giving Maggie? Nah? God, I

0:54:25.160 --> 0:54:27.440
<v Speaker 1>think nigga's be quick to just they was already cheating,

0:54:27.880 --> 0:54:30.279
<v Speaker 1>so they was already fucking somebody actually really not even

0:54:30.320 --> 0:54:35.240
<v Speaker 1>thinking about old bay. I genuinely believe men cannot be alone.

0:54:35.480 --> 0:54:39.320
<v Speaker 1>I think that is why they're able to have you know,

0:54:40.360 --> 0:54:44.360
<v Speaker 1>for example, Yeah, this is some fucking ship I forgot.

0:54:44.360 --> 0:54:46.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad it just came to mark. Brianda went

0:54:46.680 --> 0:54:48.560
<v Speaker 1>on a date and the guy told her this ship

0:54:48.680 --> 0:54:53.080
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, the guy said to her,

0:54:54.520 --> 0:54:58.160
<v Speaker 1>when women have a connection with a man, Yes, it's

0:54:58.239 --> 0:55:00.800
<v Speaker 1>very rare to have a spark with someone. Yes, I

0:55:00.880 --> 0:55:04.279
<v Speaker 1>do agree to that. They think mate for life, mate

0:55:04.320 --> 0:55:06.320
<v Speaker 1>for life. This is gonna be my man. This is

0:55:06.520 --> 0:55:08.200
<v Speaker 1>like someone I need to have to be the father

0:55:08.320 --> 0:55:12.200
<v Speaker 1>of my kids. Whatever you tie this thing about wanting

0:55:12.239 --> 0:55:16.359
<v Speaker 1>to lock him down. When men feel a spark, they

0:55:16.480 --> 0:55:19.920
<v Speaker 1>recognize it, they know it's special, but they do not

0:55:20.320 --> 0:55:27.600
<v Speaker 1>consider longevity. Oh, they because they isolate the experience. And

0:55:27.760 --> 0:55:30.480
<v Speaker 1>I hated that it fits the bill for me. When

0:55:30.520 --> 0:55:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel a spark all of those things start popping

0:55:33.040 --> 0:55:34.680
<v Speaker 1>in my head at long term. Oh, I've know in

0:55:34.760 --> 0:55:37.560
<v Speaker 1>five minutes, bro, I really know. If I'm like, oh,

0:55:37.640 --> 0:55:39.200
<v Speaker 1>I just start looking and just start thinking and just

0:55:39.360 --> 0:55:41.760
<v Speaker 1>like looking up and down, like thinking, like my ovaries

0:55:41.760 --> 0:55:44.000
<v Speaker 1>almost kicking. Even if I don't want to like have sex,

0:55:44.040 --> 0:55:47.120
<v Speaker 1>I just start thinking. I start planning for your future

0:55:47.640 --> 0:55:50.399
<v Speaker 1>and then find that spark and they figure out where

0:55:50.440 --> 0:55:52.520
<v Speaker 1>they place. I think they fear. I think they fear

0:55:52.600 --> 0:55:56.839
<v Speaker 1>that spark, and that's the problem. I think in men

0:55:57.480 --> 0:56:01.000
<v Speaker 1>from their twenties to thirties, because they have this crave

0:56:01.200 --> 0:56:04.320
<v Speaker 1>to be the man or the hope, or because financially

0:56:04.400 --> 0:56:07.360
<v Speaker 1>they aren't in a place where they can be the

0:56:07.400 --> 0:56:10.480
<v Speaker 1>providers of the protectors. They feel like they have all

0:56:10.520 --> 0:56:13.239
<v Speaker 1>the time in the world. Their sperm always works. We

0:56:13.400 --> 0:56:17.440
<v Speaker 1>have a biological clock, which may be also the reason

0:56:17.520 --> 0:56:20.719
<v Speaker 1>why we've forced the need to be married sooner, to

0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:23.080
<v Speaker 1>become a mom sooner, because we have a biological clock

0:56:23.160 --> 0:56:25.279
<v Speaker 1>that men do not. And so I think that men

0:56:25.400 --> 0:56:26.960
<v Speaker 1>feel like they have all the time in the world

0:56:27.000 --> 0:56:28.920
<v Speaker 1>to get the ship together. They want to have fun,

0:56:29.040 --> 0:56:30.680
<v Speaker 1>they want to be the man, they want to be

0:56:30.719 --> 0:56:32.760
<v Speaker 1>able to live life. I was just watching the fucking

0:56:33.120 --> 0:56:36.439
<v Speaker 1>Murder inc Dot the way when this nigger got money

0:56:36.800 --> 0:56:39.040
<v Speaker 1>and started realizing how he could show up. Because he

0:56:39.120 --> 0:56:41.080
<v Speaker 1>had this money, in this power and could get whatever

0:56:41.160 --> 0:56:43.480
<v Speaker 1>he wanted, he acted on it. And I think that

0:56:43.600 --> 0:56:46.439
<v Speaker 1>because society doesn't shame men to be host they feel

0:56:46.440 --> 0:56:48.080
<v Speaker 1>like they could be in their whole phase a lot longer,

0:56:48.400 --> 0:56:51.600
<v Speaker 1>which scares them when they meet a woman. Because men

0:56:51.719 --> 0:56:55.200
<v Speaker 1>get better with age. Well valid, yes, that's just one thing.

0:56:55.280 --> 0:56:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Men get better with age, And we're talking about how

0:56:58.520 --> 0:57:00.399
<v Speaker 1>we used to get so much we were younger and broke.

0:57:00.640 --> 0:57:02.759
<v Speaker 1>I believe I'm getting better with age, but maybe I

0:57:02.880 --> 0:57:05.880
<v Speaker 1>am less desirable. Maybe niggas wanted to suck me when

0:57:05.920 --> 0:57:08.080
<v Speaker 1>I was super young, and I was like, and now

0:57:08.160 --> 0:57:11.279
<v Speaker 1>you're older with But also I feel like women, our

0:57:11.400 --> 0:57:13.920
<v Speaker 1>standards do change when we get older. The fact that

0:57:14.000 --> 0:57:16.600
<v Speaker 1>now Nigga wanted men to take out my trash when

0:57:16.640 --> 0:57:18.360
<v Speaker 1>I had three roommates, that was the last thing I

0:57:18.480 --> 0:57:20.280
<v Speaker 1>was worried about. That's fair, you know what I mean.

0:57:20.400 --> 0:57:23.040
<v Speaker 1>But back to Nigga's being um needing women all the time.

0:57:23.800 --> 0:57:27.080
<v Speaker 1>So I thought about that moment or not being able

0:57:27.080 --> 0:57:29.000
<v Speaker 1>to be alone. I thought about that moment because I

0:57:29.120 --> 0:57:33.520
<v Speaker 1>was like, Wow, I've definitely heard men describe multiple relationships

0:57:33.560 --> 0:57:36.320
<v Speaker 1>with women and how each woman is like, oh she

0:57:36.480 --> 0:57:38.680
<v Speaker 1>does this, She's like this did like Nigga's that are hops,

0:57:39.520 --> 0:57:44.400
<v Speaker 1>Whereas with women when they meet somebody that's got they're like, gosh,

0:57:44.560 --> 0:57:47.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm that girl too. I'm like, I can't wait to

0:57:47.280 --> 0:57:50.960
<v Speaker 1>tell you about this person, and they're like, right, for example,

0:57:51.880 --> 0:57:55.920
<v Speaker 1>b d D, I think he's amazing, right, But if

0:57:55.960 --> 0:57:59.640
<v Speaker 1>I met someone else, I kind of just like totally

0:57:59.720 --> 0:58:02.000
<v Speaker 1>forget about what a great guy he is, because now

0:58:02.040 --> 0:58:04.080
<v Speaker 1>I've got to spark with this person, with someone who

0:58:04.120 --> 0:58:06.720
<v Speaker 1>are as niggas be trying to keep them holes. I've

0:58:06.760 --> 0:58:09.360
<v Speaker 1>had a spark with you, you you you, and we're

0:58:09.400 --> 0:58:12.120
<v Speaker 1>not why because they can't be alone and we're and

0:58:12.240 --> 0:58:14.520
<v Speaker 1>we're kept with them forever. I'm not gonna lie because

0:58:14.520 --> 0:58:16.720
<v Speaker 1>are dumbas is we'd be liking them. Niggas believe in

0:58:16.760 --> 0:58:23.040
<v Speaker 1>their lyindness. But anyways, I would say, ladies, as you age.

0:58:23.800 --> 0:58:26.560
<v Speaker 1>If you also start back from episode one of this podcast,

0:58:27.120 --> 0:58:29.960
<v Speaker 1>the way my mind is completely shifted. In my standards

0:58:30.000 --> 0:58:34.680
<v Speaker 1>of dating, casual sex, what I want from a partner

0:58:35.280 --> 0:58:37.560
<v Speaker 1>is like ever changing. If you listen to last week's episode,

0:58:37.560 --> 0:58:40.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm probably different this week because as hope and I'm

0:58:40.920 --> 0:58:43.680
<v Speaker 1>literally realizing that it's not even my standards, but what

0:58:43.800 --> 0:58:48.720
<v Speaker 1>I want has changed. M hm and so fellas, it's

0:58:48.760 --> 0:58:50.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna get harder because not only do we have fucking

0:58:50.760 --> 0:58:54.360
<v Speaker 1>social media. We're seeing bitches get fucking thousands of dollars

0:58:54.440 --> 0:58:56.560
<v Speaker 1>for their birthdays. We're seeing bitches get range overs, were

0:58:56.560 --> 0:58:59.439
<v Speaker 1>seeing the flowers. It's all in our face for when

0:58:59.720 --> 0:59:03.120
<v Speaker 1>one man treats one woman really good, and it's paraded

0:59:03.160 --> 0:59:06.440
<v Speaker 1>online our standards now raising our head even though we

0:59:06.440 --> 0:59:08.840
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be comparing our love lives, we do. And so

0:59:08.920 --> 0:59:11.800
<v Speaker 1>I think social media is also a huge aspect that's

0:59:12.240 --> 0:59:16.919
<v Speaker 1>drawing these unrealistic parallels to what we see from maybe

0:59:16.960 --> 0:59:20.360
<v Speaker 1>the famous people to our real lives. It's just interesting.

0:59:20.440 --> 0:59:22.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know what, I don't think you famous people.

0:59:22.760 --> 0:59:25.760
<v Speaker 1>I think TikTok couples. Oh wait, no, but I think

0:59:25.760 --> 0:59:28.720
<v Speaker 1>they do it just TikTok. They love each other. But

0:59:29.080 --> 0:59:31.360
<v Speaker 1>that's oh that too. So you're right, it's fake, it's phony.

0:59:31.480 --> 0:59:34.960
<v Speaker 1>But that's what I'm saying. Oh you're right, y'all. Stop

0:59:35.120 --> 0:59:39.360
<v Speaker 1>with these dumb ass gets. Bro, Bro, the skids gotta

0:59:39.360 --> 0:59:43.600
<v Speaker 1>stop because nigga even Nimes on TikTok. Fine, but you

0:59:43.680 --> 0:59:45.840
<v Speaker 1>can't be a TikTok. I ain't gonna hold you. I

0:59:46.080 --> 0:59:48.840
<v Speaker 1>really like this one, dude. Don't sorry that we use

0:59:48.880 --> 0:59:51.360
<v Speaker 1>an inn where so much to funk y'all whites that

0:59:51.440 --> 0:59:54.200
<v Speaker 1>are listening. Uh. I saw him and I was like,

0:59:54.320 --> 0:59:56.480
<v Speaker 1>the white lumberjack nigge. No, no, no, no, First off,

0:59:56.520 --> 1:00:00.400
<v Speaker 1>it's white man, because you can lumberjack. I didn't know

1:00:00.440 --> 1:00:03.480
<v Speaker 1>where yours because I saw this man that I really

1:00:03.520 --> 1:00:06.240
<v Speaker 1>wanted to fun. But then he started dancing with shrimp.

1:00:06.680 --> 1:00:10.280
<v Speaker 1>He like cooks, and I'm like, oh no, not just

1:00:10.360 --> 1:00:14.120
<v Speaker 1>salmon guy. He needs to be arrested. Who comes, it's

1:00:14.160 --> 1:00:15.880
<v Speaker 1>not the FC thing. They called him a salmon ray

1:00:16.120 --> 1:00:18.240
<v Speaker 1>come for the for the for the food. The f

1:00:18.360 --> 1:00:24.280
<v Speaker 1>d a food and that nigga hopped out of a fool.

1:00:25.800 --> 1:00:28.240
<v Speaker 1>But let's have my horrible let's not talk hold you

1:00:28.920 --> 1:00:31.200
<v Speaker 1>because he like, why was he in an apartment and

1:00:31.240 --> 1:00:36.800
<v Speaker 1>all these bitches was getting you gotta have a salmon

1:00:37.200 --> 1:00:43.720
<v Speaker 1>where we eat it? I gotta fry? Okay. Anyways, y'all,

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<v Speaker 1>yet another episode of horrible Decisions. By right, it's bonus beach.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another town hall for this is your everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what Barry said the Bengo card around,

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<v Speaker 1>but basically, let's bury Barry. Let's give it to you Barry.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the key word for this evening that if

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<v Speaker 1>it is said, everyone must take a shot. I'm mute

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<v Speaker 1>yourself and tell us pot I didn't even set it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me like two seconds, I'll give it to you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you can set it up. Put it in the chest, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a card where again any of the words

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<v Speaker 1>that are said, mark your bingo card, but also take

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<v Speaker 1>a shot with us um As you guys know, not

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<v Speaker 1>only did I jurnk pumpkin spice latte three days in

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<v Speaker 1>a row, including on horrible decisions, Maybe I have pumpkin

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<v Speaker 1>ill beer because I am that quite and I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>really white, but baby, I love some pumpkin. And although

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend is about to be ninety degrees in New

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<v Speaker 1>York City, elite has fallen on the ground, and therefore

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<v Speaker 1>it's giving fall the leaves that started to fall. You

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<v Speaker 1>get it, so fall. I don't know what's worse, pumpkin

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<v Speaker 1>or cat. You having a cat or the pumpkin ship. Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>Black people have cat and black people eat pumpkin. What's

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<v Speaker 1>crazy is pumpkin pie tastes just like sweet potato. So

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<v Speaker 1>technically the way all I'll beat sweeper Tati pie is

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<v Speaker 1>really pumpkin pie. They just put extra brown sugar in

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<v Speaker 1>it and ship and say it's sweeper tape. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Bro. Let me tell you something about these

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<v Speaker 1>motherfucking white people in West Hollywood. First of all, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a goddamned dog im along right now, and I'm about

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<v Speaker 1>to tell her as to pick that ship up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here looking out the window. First of all, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>outside of my own goddamn African American home. When this

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<v Speaker 1>bitch across the street, Nina takes a ship on my grass.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm holding a poop bag. Some of y'all are on

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<v Speaker 1>live when it's bitch just working with me two days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>So Nina takes a ship and the lady comes out

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<v Speaker 1>from her kitchen because her kitchen is facing the street

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<v Speaker 1>in my house, and she goes, um, are you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>pick that up? What if you wanted to fertilize your

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<v Speaker 1>motherfucking grab Nicka. I looked her dead in the face,

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<v Speaker 1>held up the poop bag so that she can see

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<v Speaker 1>I had one of my hands. Why would I just

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<v Speaker 1>have ship all over my own house, bitch? So then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, she's a bit. So I get on Live.

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<v Speaker 1>I start talking about it. Right. Maybe she heard me.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she didn't confirm she heard me. This morning, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a friend of mine who's state been staying here for

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<v Speaker 1>like three weeks while they find the place in l A.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, Yo, your neighbor is uh a wild one.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, really, what happened? She said, I went across

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<v Speaker 1>the street to say hi because Nina ran over there,

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<v Speaker 1>and she goes, Oh, at least someone likes me. I

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<v Speaker 1>think your partner, because I guess you just assumed I

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<v Speaker 1>have a gay. Look Mandy would love that one. Your

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<v Speaker 1>partner doesn't. I don't know really what what transpired between us,

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<v Speaker 1>but apparently there's an issue. Bitch, we got an issue. Home.

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<v Speaker 1>You came outside in your robe no shoes, I might add,

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why white people love walking around with no

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<v Speaker 1>shoes on, and told me to pick up my own dogshit.

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<v Speaker 1>Son living in a house is quite told you to

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<v Speaker 1>pick up your leftian ass dog shit, which I can't believe.

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<v Speaker 1>That partner, Why would you assume I'm gay? I can't

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely believe, she said, your partner. I probably would too.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you you'd be giving a studs. Well, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's my car because I feel like the niggas think

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<v Speaker 1>I have a nigga car like the Matt Green's giving nigga.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe that's it. I don't know, but bitch, you

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<v Speaker 1>got a lot of goddamn nerve. So anyway, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>chronicles what it's like to It's just the house. It

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<v Speaker 1>is weird. I almost missing an apartment already. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy that you even say that, because one of the

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<v Speaker 1>things about my building that I loved. I lived in

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<v Speaker 1>the Bronx in Lea for motherfucker's six years. Eight No

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<v Speaker 1>not now one neighbor now one name, not a motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>We would get in then no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. We would get in the elevator

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<v Speaker 1>and almost feel like we opts and we wasn't. Baby

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<v Speaker 1>am I building? Now we get on. Hey, how is

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<v Speaker 1>your day? Have a good one? You're dogs so cute? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>like bro, they shared drugs with us. We're going turn

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<v Speaker 1>up at party my building right now. Mine need just

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<v Speaker 1>like only three blacks to where when anyone comes that

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<v Speaker 1>is up three black. No, I'm one of the black

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<v Speaker 1>to where when anyone comes here, they'd be like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>going to which they say, my fucking no, They just

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<v Speaker 1>know everyone coming to my house when they call me here.

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<v Speaker 1>Hate that ship you build people. They do that at

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<v Speaker 1>w TF because we're the black floor and every time

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<v Speaker 1>Nigga is walking there, he'd be like the flooring number five,

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<v Speaker 1>flooring number five. Now that's what I'm saying, bro. In

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<v Speaker 1>my building, I actually talked to the white people their

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<v Speaker 1>little cute as dogs. Mind you, it is giving one

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<v Speaker 1>one Damatians. You know why, because everybody looked like they

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<v Speaker 1>pet It's really valid. They look just like the motherfucker's

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<v Speaker 1>they walking the beasts on the lead ship.