Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions. Hi, everybody, welcome,
Speaker 1: that's right to the show that you tune into every
Speaker 1: Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday. I don't know when the
Speaker 1: funk you listen to us, just like I don't know
Speaker 1: when I'll have sex. But welcome to you. Had another
Speaker 1: episode of horrible decisions. Damn, I almost missed the goddamn accent. Anyway,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode. I'm your girl, mandib Yeah, hey Debbie,
Speaker 1: welcome back, y'all. I'm we'se and we are here with
Speaker 1: an episode. Hey baby, we're mixing it up a little
Speaker 1: bit this week. Could guess what we're about to do.
Speaker 1: We're about to start from the back to the front. No,
Speaker 1: that's how you get b being I didn't say I
Speaker 1: was wiping my ass, but say you, oh wait regardless, well,
Speaker 1: he could wipe his dick off before he puts it
Speaker 1: in my pussy. If you go from anal to vagina,
Speaker 1: it's still like you just gotta make sure it's a
Speaker 1: little white happening, just a little white action. Okay, well
Speaker 1: white between our segments this week. But I actually wanted
Speaker 1: to start off with a whole mail because I got
Speaker 1: these Icebreaker questions because we and I again are still single,
Speaker 1: barely fucking, and out here in the wilderness. Uh, we're
Speaker 1: what you call New York l a in the world.
Speaker 1: We are out here swimming in the pool full of
Speaker 1: feces and no not the ones that are on the
Speaker 1: sheets with Medina, but we are in a pool of
Speaker 1: piss and feces trying to find our next lover. Just
Speaker 1: a little too much talk, I mean, it's been a
Speaker 1: lot of ships talk. But it's okay because if I
Speaker 1: could even just have a nigga that just wanted anal
Speaker 1: sex right now, I would possibly give that to them
Speaker 1: because I just want to be penetrated and bitch, I
Speaker 1: haven't fuck. Anyways, we're starting our episode this week with
Speaker 1: whole mail. I like, actually think what that this is? Not? Like, okay,
Speaker 1: do you think we're cursed? How know I think we're cursed.
Speaker 1: I'm let me ask you a question, Icebreaker. If you
Speaker 1: could make another hundred K or you'd make the hunter
Speaker 1: k in a year, so ten not ten thousand, less
Speaker 1: than not get fucked. I don't want it me either.
Speaker 1: That's how bad I need to have sex. Like how
Speaker 1: among wait wait, how how the question is a honey
Speaker 1: K for like an extra hunter K for the year
Speaker 1: or no dick? That's the question, Give me the dick.
Speaker 1: I ain't gold you, I don't care. I need to
Speaker 1: be fucked. I'd rather be poor, Like, do you know
Speaker 1: what's crazy? I literally was about to say, I need
Speaker 1: my hair pulled, bitch, I'm a ball head at home.
Speaker 1: When I had an ankle bracelet, I was still getting
Speaker 1: fun when I when I was poor, when I the
Speaker 1: best the option like, Wow, we have a whole sex
Speaker 1: pot and both of us are about to maybe, so
Speaker 1: we'll get to that, and you know what, we'll get
Speaker 1: to that. Somebody's gonna be like, I'm tired of these
Speaker 1: hells not getting fucked to. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: If you feel like we've helped you out, whether it
Speaker 1: be in your personal lives, on your daily commute, or
Speaker 1: wherever it may be, just some general pleasure and enjoyment
Speaker 1: from listening to an audio podcast for a visual, why
Speaker 1: don't you help us sucking out? By the way, y'all
Speaker 1: heard my tight If your daddy look like what I'd
Speaker 1: be explaining, send them my way. Let's do that. Now,
Speaker 1: let's do the Captaine. Call okay, oh wait, are you
Speaker 1: going first? Yeah? I would feel like mine more simple,
Speaker 1: get the funk outa go now, ain't go? Do you
Speaker 1: go first? I want? I want a black dude that
Speaker 1: doesn't white girls. Maybe once in a blue he has,
Speaker 1: but also loves house music, so election type of vibe.
Speaker 1: I like dreads, but it's not necessarily what I need.
Speaker 1: Call have a great job, doesn't have to be that great.
Speaker 1: I'll even take at this point somebody who's just in between,
Speaker 1: a freelancer, my nigked wait makes nothing, have a thick dick,
Speaker 1: live in New York or l A. Okay, and you
Speaker 1: know how I like all black boys. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Give me there. If people think you see you're having
Speaker 1: a problem finding, would you just explain because mine, yeah,
Speaker 1: cute ones. Yeah, that don't white girls. You know why.
Speaker 1: Once I started meeting niggas like that, and I know
Speaker 1: they exist, I realized I'm tired of black people, black men.
Speaker 1: Anybody telling me I like white ship tired of because
Speaker 1: I'm meet niggas that no. I mean even with today
Speaker 1: all of the music. Now we have Beyonce, make the
Speaker 1: Stallion Drake dropping house music. There has been an influx
Speaker 1: of education on how house music and dance was started
Speaker 1: in the black community as everything else like rock. But nonetheless,
Speaker 1: um you actually, that's now really easy. It's not. I
Speaker 1: like niggas they read books, Okay, I mean that's not hard,
Speaker 1: no yea is. Yeah, they don't be reading not him.
Speaker 1: They don't do ship. They'll be dropping that dick off,
Speaker 1: which is why I don't want to say, how do
Speaker 1: you not getting no dick? What a motherfucker will do?
Speaker 1: Because they're ugly, ugly niggas like me, bro, and I
Speaker 1: don't sucking ugly nigga, But like I've been spoiled, So
Speaker 1: then why don't you just go back? If you like
Speaker 1: ugly men, what is the problem. I like ugly, funny niggas.
Speaker 1: They have to be funny. That's funny. They're funny because
Speaker 1: they be. But I don't need that right now. I
Speaker 1: need to somebody hot, Bro. They need to a hot
Speaker 1: ass nigga that just wants to literally put his face
Speaker 1: inside of my vagina and like smell it later. I
Speaker 1: need him to be disgusting. I want him to walk
Speaker 1: around with like pussy juice seeping and whether it be
Speaker 1: his beard or of course, Yeah, I want to lick
Speaker 1: it up. I like when dudes like put their fingers
Speaker 1: inside of me and suck on them later for any
Speaker 1: of the mentalist thing do you do? You want to
Speaker 1: give your socials? Where can they drop these applications off
Speaker 1: that we w on Instagram? Okay, there you got um,
Speaker 1: which my list is way longer. I ain't gonna hold
Speaker 1: you like. This is why shout out to Afion Crockett.
Speaker 1: I gave him this exactly whatever I've been messing up.
Speaker 1: Everybody name, We talked. We talked about this. I could
Speaker 1: be wrong, but I'm sure he's probably annoyed. I think,
Speaker 1: I say. And we recently just had a conversation about
Speaker 1: the things that I want and why I feel like
Speaker 1: just ain't working out since my breakup. And so I
Speaker 1: went through the list of things I want. And now
Speaker 1: let me give my casting call before we get into
Speaker 1: this episode. I'm still very shallow. So I would like
Speaker 1: you to look like Tyler Perry would cast you in
Speaker 1: one of his films. I need you to be fine,
Speaker 1: like it's giving Jason Momoa Boris cou Joe esque. Um.
Speaker 1: I also realized if you listen to a lot of
Speaker 1: the episodes in the past. I used to love me
Speaker 1: all skinny nigger with Khalifa before the muscles. I now need.
Speaker 1: The muscles are bigger. So I realized I like a
Speaker 1: little damn. I want a little stock your man. You
Speaker 1: just have words cupe. I'm like, I want Lenny grab it. No,
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying. I don't want skinny man
Speaker 1: no more. I don't want to count your ribs. I
Speaker 1: used to love counting a rib as nigga. Now I
Speaker 1: need you to look like you could have been casted
Speaker 1: in the film three. I want to spark it. I
Speaker 1: want someone okay still six three plus, Um, I need
Speaker 1: you to know how to have conversation because I do
Speaker 1: like to talk and I don't want to talk to myself. However,
Speaker 1: I also realize I need the urge of someone to
Speaker 1: be as sexually fluid and free as my ex was
Speaker 1: in the fact that I want to be able to
Speaker 1: this summer is not no no, no, no no no
Speaker 1: no sexually fluid and free. Okay, you're right, I'm definitely
Speaker 1: gonna come. I'm definitely saying all I want my ex again, um,
Speaker 1: but just reincarnated into another person like the same way
Speaker 1: I wanted to describe the last two guys I have.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie like the same way, maybe like
Speaker 1: we all have twins in this world, like Sage Polo
Speaker 1: Santo boy in the liq weed, but the joint. I
Speaker 1: want my egg again, but not a Muslim and not
Speaker 1: a liar. If I could have that same nigga and
Speaker 1: he changed his religion, and I don't again because if
Speaker 1: I even get a nigga don't like turkey bacon, That's
Speaker 1: kind of where I'm at now. Absolutely still love the
Speaker 1: funk out of him, which is probably my issues too,
Speaker 1: but I do I want someone still open to going
Speaker 1: to the sex club nude beach. I realized that the
Speaker 1: lifestyle is something that I really enjoyed, and I don't
Speaker 1: think I could go back to trying to be in
Speaker 1: a traditional monogamous relationship. There were deeper issues than that,
Speaker 1: and I really enjoyed that part of my relationship, so
Speaker 1: I would like that. And where again, if you listen
Speaker 1: to the past where I used to be able to niggas,
Speaker 1: it didn't kiss me. Nope. I need intimacy. I know
Speaker 1: I used to talk about not being an intimate bitch.
Speaker 1: That's why I said, and I you not that I'm
Speaker 1: an emotional hope, but I really crave intimacy. Now I
Speaker 1: realized that that's why I haven't had just the niggas
Speaker 1: coming and drop dick off. I think that also, you
Speaker 1: know what I really want. I want you to watch
Speaker 1: sucking Hulu with me. I want us to watch Can
Speaker 1: we watch a show together? Bro? Can I tell you?
Speaker 1: I have this dude hit on me? Um? He was
Speaker 1: trying to suck me for a minute, but I ain't
Speaker 1: giving him Hugh pussy because I'm like, and I think
Speaker 1: every time he just gets bored and we're on the
Speaker 1: phone and catching up, he'd be like, tell me some pussy.
Speaker 1: So he no, it says new message. You can't put
Speaker 1: it in the message, oh to me and this up.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you how he's feeding me, bitch literally,
Speaker 1: So I'm telling him about how niggazine shipped it up.
Speaker 1: He's like, give me your address. I'm like, you ain't
Speaker 1: coming over. He's like, Nick, I'm not in New York.
Speaker 1: Give me your address. Like all right, I give my address.
Speaker 1: He's like, what do you want. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm allerges eggs, bitch. I told him a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Do you know he sent me the whole menu and
Speaker 1: my homeboy was downstairs. I don't even want to tell
Speaker 1: him because I knew he was gonna shade me. I
Speaker 1: knew he was gonna order. No, I ain't ordered fifteen
Speaker 1: fucking things, and he's gonna be like, why are you
Speaker 1: working with this baby? And I'm like, I'm not working
Speaker 1: with him. I just let him flirt with me. And
Speaker 1: that's what he said, and now are you did it?
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, I can't suck you because I
Speaker 1: know you're home. And he was like, yo, you want
Speaker 1: to get your boyfriend experience. I was like, yo, I
Speaker 1: don't need a boyfriend experience. I need a boyfriend. He
Speaker 1: was like, when you get back, I'm gonna pick you up,
Speaker 1: or I'm having my driver pick you up, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be in the back of the car. He said, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kiss your forehead, and then we're gonna go eat,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna tell me about how much you hate
Speaker 1: your job everybody that work there, and then we're gonna
Speaker 1: go to my house and we're gonna cuddle and you
Speaker 1: can bring Nina. I said, oh, stop the dog. So
Speaker 1: speaking up. I'm gonna show you a text message from
Speaker 1: another nigga who've been on my line heavy. They do
Speaker 1: this hold on and literally I don't understand why he's
Speaker 1: just not showing up. Fine, this is mind you. The
Speaker 1: last time we spoke, he was like, what's your shoe size, sir?
Speaker 1: I want a Cuban Link or a Range Rover. So
Speaker 1: the set okay? So cool? I think that's okay, they're small. Um.
Speaker 1: The shoe store owner nigga like that day, so I
Speaker 1: never got my shoes. Nonetheless, this is who's been in
Speaker 1: my phone but cannot get right with what I'm wanting.
Speaker 1: But I know what he wants. But this is oh,
Speaker 1: I guess I should go to his full name? What girl?
Speaker 1: So literally the slash measures when I do get you hello,
Speaker 1: And I was like, is that right? You have been
Speaker 1: in my phone sir for all own lone time, and
Speaker 1: I know you got the money right, so maybe we
Speaker 1: both ugly niggas well. I haven't sucked um yet, but god,
Speaker 1: this is who the fund has been on my phone heavy.
Speaker 1: Who would be worse to fuck? You're nigga? Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? Bitch? I don't want to say it explicitly,
Speaker 1: but we watched that on television. Brash. I thought, Yo
Speaker 1: Nigga was just oh, I can't say Yo Nigga trash
Speaker 1: trash alright, mine double back Kanye clothes. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: mean regardless, but that's why I don't want to be
Speaker 1: with him. I don't like him. But it's like you
Speaker 1: see what happens when you It's like many who was
Speaker 1: both stay ill to each other. Nigga, when he said
Speaker 1: I could bring Nina, he was like, what you'd be
Speaker 1: doing that? White people shouldn't let your dough on into that.
Speaker 1: But also I need to know if now I know,
Speaker 1: I'd be wearing sneakers a lot now. But like the
Speaker 1: fact that he thought getting me shoes because he was
Speaker 1: going to buy shoes, was gonna be away into this
Speaker 1: puss like sneak cruise. Nigga, I ain't even sneaker. I'll
Speaker 1: take some nice sneakers out because I got my little
Speaker 1: off white joins the ship and I'll be rocking. So
Speaker 1: Nigga's recognized when a bitch were nice sneakers, but sneakers.
Speaker 1: I'm not a New York girl. I know I've been
Speaker 1: here now officially ten years, but I'm not a New
Speaker 1: York bitch, so the fact that he was just thought
Speaker 1: he was gonna give me some sneakers that fos with
Speaker 1: New York bitches. Who was just treating well, he's a
Speaker 1: New York nigga, and I realized I like New York
Speaker 1: niggas from all the same area around. That's my whole girl. No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. The nigga I like
Speaker 1: is a bush boy, but also I want him that
Speaker 1: money to get out. But what it wasn't um hospital
Speaker 1: dick of Brooklyn nigga. But you foked a lot of Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Oh baby, was Brooklyn? Oh? I don't. I've never had
Speaker 1: sex with Harlan nigga, So I've never had sex with
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn nigga. Get the funk out, good Marty. When
Speaker 1: I was a should we switch what? Maybe? No, bish,
Speaker 1: I don't want to Brooklyn. I like them a little
Speaker 1: Harlem niggas. But also when I lived in the brook
Speaker 1: That's why that niga ain't need no pork gods. Okay, valid,
Speaker 1: But I don't know what it is about Harlem. Like
Speaker 1: I'm my type. Don't be eating porky because they'd be
Speaker 1: too like nah, you can't put that in a everybody,
Speaker 1: but we'll be doing mushrooms again. I like Harlem, like,
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy? Even do you remember when I
Speaker 1: was talking to Damn I don't remember his nickname, but
Speaker 1: the vegan one that we went on a vegan for
Speaker 1: the vegan. Yes, so there was a vegan motherfucker, and
Speaker 1: so it was. It's so, I've been in New York
Speaker 1: for ten years. I've only fucked niggas from Harlem, New Rochelle,
Speaker 1: Mount Vernon. That's it. But you were living in the
Speaker 1: Brooks though, and I was living in the Bronx, but
Speaker 1: never the Bronx kind. I live in downtown Manhattan, so
Speaker 1: I like, no fellab was Bronx. So that's why I
Speaker 1: probably niggas because you were Lass and Brooklyn right there
Speaker 1: over the bridge. I've only up on it. So anyway,
Speaker 1: got a vibe beach. I don't like them. It's just
Speaker 1: all of them are giving three roommates. No, yes, I
Speaker 1: only fun one where that happened. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I don't want them. I don't honestly, it really was
Speaker 1: only one. Honestly, they just be having this like but
Speaker 1: you know what, I realized why I like it because
Speaker 1: I like the Lower east Side vibe and like the
Speaker 1: aspiring artists broke vibe when they're not broke, though, but
Speaker 1: they have the vibe that if you just see him out,
Speaker 1: you don't even know they've got money. It gross that no,
Speaker 1: oh no, I need to change or two or three
Speaker 1: or four. Um see I figured it out, and then
Speaker 1: is what's starting to turm me on. But see i'd
Speaker 1: be liking like even when and I think I've said this,
Speaker 1: by the way, shout out to earn your leisure. I
Speaker 1: realized how much I like but you either got addressed
Speaker 1: like Jake from State Farm or like you from the hood.
Speaker 1: I don't like though, like the arts like I hate
Speaker 1: the Mary Jackets, I hate the super labels. I went
Speaker 1: to Troy shout out to Troy from Ernia Leisure. Went
Speaker 1: to his birthday and I was like, oh, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm a gonna find me a motherfucking this nigg So
Speaker 1: I went dressed. I was like, oh, you was supposed
Speaker 1: to go, so I was like, oh, can't wait. I
Speaker 1: went in there and I thought I was gonna get
Speaker 1: n everyone had on these platforms. Alexander McQueen shoes. They
Speaker 1: had fucking Versacchi, fucking fairra Gamo belts on with tight
Speaker 1: collared You were in Jersey, the party was in Jersey,
Speaker 1: but these niggas was from everywhere, and I was like ill.
Speaker 1: Everyone was labeled down from head to toe and everyone
Speaker 1: looked like a scammer. Which is why I realized, I
Speaker 1: like casual Jake from State Farm that maybe into comic
Speaker 1: books but has a good head on the shoulder, or
Speaker 1: a hood nigga that just shows up in a white
Speaker 1: tea and nice jeans. Was some nice time. I realized.
Speaker 1: I think, like, no, but I've had enough. I like
Speaker 1: the casual dressed man. I don't like the flashy man,
Speaker 1: and I hate a label horse. I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1: I think that's why I like the dangly eran niggas.
Speaker 1: Like I get like, I don't want him to get
Speaker 1: a whole gallery department outfit. But that to me isn't
Speaker 1: dangle aeron nigga. But to me, but it's expand dangly
Speaker 1: err niga vibe is Wolf you ever came to WC.
Speaker 1: Wolf has a danglier nigga vibe like that? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: giving pianos uh Wolf gives pianos. Wolf very much gives
Speaker 1: like what's the I don't the drink before I order it,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't drink, but that's what his vibe gives
Speaker 1: off that he's they. I don't like artsy niggas. I
Speaker 1: don't shout out to you if you are fine, if
Speaker 1: you and Wolf, if you was with just Sala, this
Speaker 1: will be we're not in WTF. We have full course
Speaker 1: studios right now, so I can say this because they're
Speaker 1: an HR issue. You fine, and if you had three
Speaker 1: month inches on you Wolf, I would have been trying
Speaker 1: Joe as nigga dad nigga fine. But then when I
Speaker 1: heard he was vegan to a like, oh I could
Speaker 1: never and a sorry, I'm not saying the attractiveness and
Speaker 1: like what we're having some five That's why y'll be thinking,
Speaker 1: y'all want to y'all y'all would suck Eden's dick edit
Speaker 1: a here today. But we have some good at chart,
Speaker 1: which is why everyone thinks you funk, Alex. There are
Speaker 1: good attractive looking men in our perfect people really think
Speaker 1: when when attractive people are together that they just gotta
Speaker 1: be fucking and that's not how it works' that's not
Speaker 1: how it works. Um, hold on, I was gonna say
Speaker 1: something when you said artie niggas, I can't do it
Speaker 1: and realized that when I was with Old Bay, when
Speaker 1: we were living in Mexico, there was a lot of
Speaker 1: like if black people came like, they'd be like, you know,
Speaker 1: like they were the kind they wanted to have that vibe.
Speaker 1: He would be like, and he'd be like, Oh, you're
Speaker 1: going to Howard Gallery Tony by yourself. That's actually funny
Speaker 1: that you say that, because that was my issue with
Speaker 1: my ex when we went to the sex club. I
Speaker 1: don't like art men love artie bitch. Oh, I love
Speaker 1: a whole bitch, that little bit. You wake up and
Speaker 1: like her incense, like sprays the mists on her plants
Speaker 1: seven of them, my vibe. She has a nose ring.
Speaker 1: She is eclectic where it's probably boho pants that are
Speaker 1: super wide. I love a sh shot A love artsy bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't like artsy nigga. You like a grand rising bitch.
Speaker 1: That's a grand rising new Oh. I don't want my
Speaker 1: nigga to say grand rising. I told you that's why
Speaker 1: that's what sud up the last nick definitely, and I can't.
Speaker 1: Sorry to the grand rising ass motherfucker. I want to
Speaker 1: get into the backwards to forwards type of episode. Today,
Speaker 1: we're gonna start off with homeo um, and that's gonna
Speaker 1: get into us still trying to figure out why we
Speaker 1: are failing and dating right now. In so, the title
Speaker 1: for this is dating a dud now not dating is
Speaker 1: a dud. But this new doesn't done and we're gonna
Speaker 1: explain why. So this is a hotel. If you have
Speaker 1: not yet, please send your whole mail and hotels too
Speaker 1: horrible decisions at gmail dot com. We may read it here.
Speaker 1: But also just know it's always anonymous, bitch, so you
Speaker 1: don't have to start off with keep this anonymous. We're
Speaker 1: not gonna tell people be scared. You know a Google
Speaker 1: Private they be serious, I'd be like, bro, we're not
Speaker 1: gonna give you Emily. And anyway, hey, y'all please weigh
Speaker 1: in on this. So I met this guy two plus
Speaker 1: years ago on an app and we have seen each
Speaker 1: other off and on during that time. I'm a busy professional.
Speaker 1: He's a small business owner who used to travel a
Speaker 1: lot for work, so our schedules didn't allow us to
Speaker 1: spend much time together. Also, Over the past two plus years,
Speaker 1: I've been off and on with a man who is
Speaker 1: my soul mate, but despite many tries that our relationship,
Speaker 1: he has not been able to make it work. The
Speaker 1: D is amazing. Oh girl, you sounda like me anyhow.
Speaker 1: The man from the app is in his mid forties.
Speaker 1: He's a duke bor c who has two children. Girl,
Speaker 1: you don't speak fresh saying we're not gonna do that, beach.
Speaker 1: I'm American this book, and he's tall, dark and handsome.
Speaker 1: He is sexy, and we recently had sex for the
Speaker 1: first time and it was awful, dreadful. Wait, she said
Speaker 1: he was amazing. I thought, um, how let me come back? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: her soul mate The d is amazing. However, she's talking
Speaker 1: about the man that she met on an app two
Speaker 1: plus years ago. They've recently had sex and it wasn't good.
Speaker 1: Her soul mate has good dick. The guy she met
Speaker 1: on the app does not. Um. I gave him a
Speaker 1: second try, which she probably got that advice from him.
Speaker 1: I gave him a second try and even made attempts
Speaker 1: to coach him. He did not take direction. It was
Speaker 1: the worst sex of my life. I told him that
Speaker 1: I didn't like the sex at all. He had no response.
Speaker 1: We have never had sex since that night, but he
Speaker 1: has continued to call, text, visit, and even spend the
Speaker 1: night sexist nights. He doesn't even touch me anymore in
Speaker 1: the bed. You ready for the dud park? Yesterday he
Speaker 1: sent me his usual good morning gorgeous text, then said
Speaker 1: he had to ask me a favor. No, he did
Speaker 1: not ask me no money. Then said if I could
Speaker 1: loan him five hundred dollars. I was speechless, ill is
Speaker 1: down bad. I was speechless. He's not doing anything for
Speaker 1: me and had the nerve to ask me for a
Speaker 1: large sum of money. What is this man to ask
Speaker 1: you for money? Girl? What must I look like to him?
Speaker 1: Which say you signed? It's not here unicorn in New
Speaker 1: York City. Now, this is where I wanted to lead
Speaker 1: us into an icebreaker, because as we're dating, I wanted
Speaker 1: to know what would have you continue to see a
Speaker 1: man or say no? This is where I draw the line.
Speaker 1: So I did start off by saying tim dog right,
Speaker 1: So here we go. I'd say it, man, you have
Speaker 1: been dating for three weeks. We're gonna make it more
Speaker 1: casual since we're dating now, it's not gonna be a
Speaker 1: long term thing. How we start this off? But say
Speaker 1: a man his that you've been dating for three weeks
Speaker 1: ask you to loan him five hundred dollars until he
Speaker 1: gets paid. I would almost rather he could get him.
Speaker 1: What is fabio say? What do you say? Is she
Speaker 1: gating money? You better digging out purse you? Oh, Mitch,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you want him to steal from you? I
Speaker 1: don't want to Nick ask me from no money. I
Speaker 1: don't think I could. Now. Then let me flip the
Speaker 1: script on you, because we do have male listeners. When
Speaker 1: you was and I remember, I don't even gonna ask
Speaker 1: you if you did it, because you did back in
Speaker 1: Orlando when you ain't have it, used to ask because
Speaker 1: they help you were rent. Yeah, I've asked men for money,
Speaker 1: and that's just okay because you're a woman. If a
Speaker 1: man asked you, you just would be like it is okay.
Speaker 1: But the gender role dynamic, not just getting into the page.
Speaker 1: That's okay. There's a man, are you asking him for
Speaker 1: his shoes? Eyes? I mean I did with my eggs, Okay,
Speaker 1: I bought him some shoes. At least he was giving
Speaker 1: you a dick. I am not you're not giving a
Speaker 1: man money, say you really like him and you've been
Speaker 1: telling all your friends amazing is and asked you for
Speaker 1: five dollars? Is that is that the end of y'all's relationship? Bro?
Speaker 1: The amount is scary. For example, the amount is scary
Speaker 1: because you know how like millionaires have to borrow millions.
Speaker 1: Like one of my talking about my friend that bought
Speaker 1: a house and I had to give them a lot
Speaker 1: of money before they could pull it out of there
Speaker 1: for own k before they lost the house. But you're there, Oh,
Speaker 1: I see, I have a friend that a bought a
Speaker 1: house and the four O one K how to block
Speaker 1: I would not let them pull the money out. My
Speaker 1: dad went through something similar and it was a lot okay,
Speaker 1: I know they didn't want to ask me, and they
Speaker 1: were just kind of like funck And I was like, funking,
Speaker 1: I'll do it. But an a friend, a friend that's
Speaker 1: got a really good job to um it already has
Speaker 1: to put down to you under kay, right? So I
Speaker 1: gave them the money and I told one person and
Speaker 1: they were in shock. I was like, how to be
Speaker 1: honest with you if that if anyone in my life
Speaker 1: right now ask me for let's just say two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I'd probably be more scared to give that because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I'm like, I don't know, that's
Speaker 1: giving to me rent money. You got to catch up
Speaker 1: on bills, like I don't know. But the person that
Speaker 1: needs a lot that already is making money, I feel
Speaker 1: I can make it back. Like I don't like knowing that,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to give you. I do say that,
Speaker 1: and I say that I want to invest this up.
Speaker 1: I don't want to survivor said that to women now,
Speaker 1: like six so big if you were out here dating
Speaker 1: a man that you know has money, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you now because I'm embarrassed, Like, let me let
Speaker 1: me think of how I could work this without giving
Speaker 1: too much information. I had unnigga by me, a very
Speaker 1: very very expensive item. Uh. This item was just shy
Speaker 1: of ten thousand dollars. So the next time I saw him,
Speaker 1: I was like, let me have this item with me.
Speaker 1: So I pull up on him and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm you got this. He was like I did. No,
Speaker 1: he didn't even fucking remember. No, I cannot He could
Speaker 1: not even remember did he gave me that money. Yes,
Speaker 1: and he knew what I was buying because I sent
Speaker 1: him like it was. It was like three I him
Speaker 1: and he knew what it was because I sent him that.
Speaker 1: He was like, let me know what you want. I
Speaker 1: see him the picture so you can see the exact right,
Speaker 1: because I'd be real honest with what I what I want.
Speaker 1: He knew what the funk it costs. He sent this
Speaker 1: for me to have these things. So when I pulled
Speaker 1: up on him and I had the three pieces, I said,
Speaker 1: m you got this. He like that. I said, dang,
Speaker 1: I got that for you. You guys sent you the
Speaker 1: picture that didn't remember, No, that was what I can't remember.
Speaker 1: We had an abortion. Oh that's embarrassed man. But because
Speaker 1: he only probably gave you five dollars for the abortion, man,
Speaker 1: I know you this nigga, This nigga gave me over
Speaker 1: literally i'll say, between eight and nine grand for this
Speaker 1: specific thing. And it didn't even face him. So let
Speaker 1: me go back to giving advice. Ladies. Men actually look
Speaker 1: at you crazy when you asks, because now they really
Speaker 1: think you're a broke bitch and you can't do anything
Speaker 1: in your life that is nail and food money. You
Speaker 1: now have to ask yo I need, I would say, MIDI.
Speaker 1: That's like my ask to everybody, like, don't ask nobody
Speaker 1: for less. If you were a hoe and you were
Speaker 1: dealing with like a millionaire, there's a there's a real
Speaker 1: like thing about a number that can be too low
Speaker 1: to where someone looks like what because the nigga will
Speaker 1: look at you crazy? What? This is why I love cutting.
Speaker 1: But I did not like the nail phone bill thing.
Speaker 1: I don't. I still don't like that. I do well
Speaker 1: to me asking for a nail and phone bill because
Speaker 1: it's grooming and printing, but not only that, like bitch,
Speaker 1: I just went and got a hunt. It all the
Speaker 1: better here nails. Everything is inflated down so that we're like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my nails. You can send a picture.
Speaker 1: Is expensive, however, the only way that is acceptable, Like
Speaker 1: I'm talking to the bitches that are fucking the still
Speaker 1: six years No, no, I'm still saying that is okay
Speaker 1: if the man you were dating works at Target or
Speaker 1: FedEx or the Lazy warehouse or has a job where
Speaker 1: he makes less than seventy five thousand a year, asking
Speaker 1: for nails and stuff like that is okay to ask
Speaker 1: from those men. If you're fucking a man who works
Speaker 1: in the financial district, who was an athlete, who was
Speaker 1: a rapper, who wears Valenciaga like, who literally makes overall
Speaker 1: honey la a drug deala too. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: if you're fucking with them or or a scar if
Speaker 1: you know they don't if you so, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's why there is a difference asked for nails and
Speaker 1: shoes and stuff if you're dealing with somebody like but
Speaker 1: definitely asked not light like light bitch, she answered for
Speaker 1: the sheet anyways, real quick, I want to get into
Speaker 1: something I said to get through this outline. Another ice
Speaker 1: Preaker question your partner. Now we're getting into relationships. Your
Speaker 1: partner asked to have a threesome with you and one
Speaker 1: of their exes. Do you say sure? Do you say
Speaker 1: absolutely the funk not? What do you think I'm gonna say? Damn,
Speaker 1: that's a tough one. I think you would. I think
Speaker 1: you would ask to see what they look like. You know,
Speaker 1: you're it's given no what's my only nickname? And that
Speaker 1: I gave myself so absolutely not. You want me keep
Speaker 1: the bit, I'll only ask you that because I asked
Speaker 1: my ex to do that with me and it didn't
Speaker 1: go off to us. But what you said X not
Speaker 1: a previous funck? Oh I did say X not a
Speaker 1: previous funk. I mean to me, all my previous fox
Speaker 1: is exs because I never really have any previous funk
Speaker 1: without an X. Okay, Last one, you gotta be in
Speaker 1: another city. Let's like we're pulling up to let's just
Speaker 1: say we randomly in Houston. You're like, no, I used
Speaker 1: to suck this bitch here, but she's not an ex,
Speaker 1: so if there was a title, you don't want her involved.
Speaker 1: But if he just sucked her, you would suck. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think so okay that I can handle. Okay, but
Speaker 1: she can't be in the same city because if you
Speaker 1: remember that pussy good, you ain't gonna get it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're right. Last one, your best friend tells you she's
Speaker 1: been dating someone and she believes that she is in love.
Speaker 1: This is her soul mate. She didn't know you and
Speaker 1: him had a sexual past until he told her. She
Speaker 1: comes to you. Do you give her the grace to
Speaker 1: continue dating this person because she believes she found her love,
Speaker 1: or do you step in like not bitch, Well, you
Speaker 1: gotta dad that because I sucked him. I would say,
Speaker 1: give her the grace because, Okay, do you remember my
Speaker 1: situation with loverboy. Yes, And I didn't know that was hard. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think we were maybe third day, but that's early on.
Speaker 1: But I like really was into him and I was
Speaker 1: already sucking him. And I lived in New York and
Speaker 1: she in New York. Um, and I think it bothered her,
Speaker 1: but she like gave her blessing or whatever. But like
Speaker 1: I remember, it bothered her. And I remember a little
Speaker 1: bit because she was still trying to find that nigga.
Speaker 1: When she went to year, she was like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna hit him up. I know, yeah, but I also
Speaker 1: didn't know. Yeah, I didn't really understand. Um, so now
Speaker 1: I switched in reverse. You would allow that to happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm older, and so the older I get, the less
Speaker 1: I care. Okay, that sane. That's why we're gonna be
Speaker 1: single forever. I'm already a cat lady. Bitch, you got
Speaker 1: a dog, you might get a fish. You wanna get
Speaker 1: a goldfish? Bitch? If my mom my mom. But I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think, like, what is the marker? Where someone
Speaker 1: is like off limits, like I ha oha so much,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. Jordan's the nigga used and
Speaker 1: he ain't even got a nick name. That's how much
Speaker 1: I used to love that nigga. Do you did I
Speaker 1: share this on the pod? Do you know? He had
Speaker 1: the nerve? And I hope his bitch now is listening,
Speaker 1: because yes, the same girl. He's still with the same bitch.
Speaker 1: If y'all want to hear that story, go to uh
Speaker 1: Sureley meet Barbara the episode on Patreon. Anyways, he just
Speaker 1: plut in my d M s and send me a
Speaker 1: video of myself like I think this is you, and
Speaker 1: it was clearly a video from because baby the way
Speaker 1: it was fucking pixelated. I said, sir, if you think
Speaker 1: anything is me on your phone, you can delete it.
Speaker 1: And Sir, I don't know you have a blessed day.
Speaker 1: I ended it, thanks management. He said, Okay, I think
Speaker 1: this nigg my whole tattoo and it is me having
Speaker 1: a whole deal doo in my ask why are you
Speaker 1: sending me videos of myself to my Instagram thing? And
Speaker 1: I think it's you, like to my Instagram because he
Speaker 1: ain't got my new number. That is way too much.
Speaker 1: I said, sir, if you think you have any other
Speaker 1: videos of me in your phone that you think are me,
Speaker 1: delete them and don't hit me up again. Girl. Someone
Speaker 1: you bring up there. You said, it looks like nineteen
Speaker 1: Keys told me once that he was gonna post photos
Speaker 1: of me naked that he still hadn't. Yes, he did
Speaker 1: on his laptop. He did never forget when to post
Speaker 1: them on his laptop, just like I have pictures you
Speaker 1: did da if you want to say something about me,
Speaker 1: And I was like, honey, post him post my tiny
Speaker 1: little eighteen year old tats and tell everyone it's wheezy.
Speaker 1: Please do it like wow. Yeah. When I tell you,
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't believe you're sending this to me,
Speaker 1: and don't do it again. But also I'm sure he
Speaker 1: was like, don't over me. I would be really embarrassed
Speaker 1: if someone tried to like revenge point me. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, I called you. Even if that ship leaked, bro,
Speaker 1: it was so pixelated, it was like this gotta be
Speaker 1: from I think we're in a culture of where people
Speaker 1: really don't like seeing that ship happen to people. No, well,
Speaker 1: I don't think they're gonna look at it, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't think revenge point is good at all, Like
Speaker 1: even seeing the ship that happened with fucking Safari last month,
Speaker 1: which it was so it was assumed that he leaked
Speaker 1: to himself, but there was a leaked video of him
Speaker 1: and his recent girlfriend. How I didn't see it and
Speaker 1: whole bunch of no. And this is probably why he
Speaker 1: said I'm I'm gonna file charges because I was like,
Speaker 1: this ain't the same dick we saw. The dick was
Speaker 1: looking a little smaller. It was given you here, dick
Speaker 1: fishing like, So it was a sex tape of him
Speaker 1: with this dick, and we all saw what a dick
Speaker 1: looked like. Dick wasn't dicking, look it was dicking in
Speaker 1: solo picture and so it was like, oh no, we
Speaker 1: was dick fished. So it didn't get a good response.
Speaker 1: So then he was like, I'm calling the SAT bitch
Speaker 1: just like and I find out who did this and
Speaker 1: leaked my sex, So I'm gonna be row with you.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody can find anybody. Bro, I've had people.
Speaker 1: I'll never get that girl that said that ship when
Speaker 1: I worked at white House black Market and sent my mugshot.
Speaker 1: Remember that not believe people really want to ruin you,
Speaker 1: and like I remember, I mean, I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: I thought I was the villain on all of my
Speaker 1: pots until bitch, you keep losing your social media. The
Speaker 1: fact that you don't even have a Twitter right now,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. What is going? Like?
Speaker 1: Do you remember when I lost it? It was funny Julius.
Speaker 1: So for anyone that doesn't know why I lost my Twitter,
Speaker 1: it was I don't understand why she's still suspended. Like
Speaker 1: the day of the Sex Cells premiere, UM, I was
Speaker 1: posting and it was recently this one. I was posting
Speaker 1: it that Da da and Funny Julius said, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so dope. I can't believe you've got a
Speaker 1: TV short or something said you're doing it out here,
Speaker 1: and I replied and said, yeah, she's just not She's
Speaker 1: not just a horror podcaster, she's a whole TV two
Speaker 1: and she was you. You were talking about yourself a
Speaker 1: third person, which is crazy because I watched bro I
Speaker 1: watched porn on Twitter and you can't say ho. Now
Speaker 1: I have been called but also I called no no,
Speaker 1: no am you called me a racist on Twitter, and
Speaker 1: I'm not even that's harassment. I talk a lot of
Speaker 1: ship on Twitter. I have been on Twitter since April
Speaker 1: two thousand nine. In my account has not going. If
Speaker 1: this is real, what has never been suspended? So I
Speaker 1: don't know people is out for you. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to get real though, to our vanilla ship for this week,
Speaker 1: I sat with it's that fucking voodoo beach. It might be,
Speaker 1: it might be, it might be, it might be. They said,
Speaker 1: you might have to see the hood Hiller, which we
Speaker 1: don't like over here, but you might have to see her.
Speaker 1: Not her trying to pray the game away girl, not
Speaker 1: her saying that postpartument is not a thing. What we
Speaker 1: talked about that here on the Pot. She said, excuse
Speaker 1: for for mothers to be lazy. We already talked about
Speaker 1: that here on the Pot. We did. But I thought
Speaker 1: she believes in science. I'm not gonna lie anyone who
Speaker 1: believes in astrology doesn't give I believe in science to me.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's a girl man DyB Hi. I'm Wheezy
Speaker 1: and we are the host of the Horrible Decisions podcast.
Speaker 1: Just wanting to let you know that we are being
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Speaker 1: I don't know if we've ever done a panel together,
Speaker 1: but it's not a live show, but we get to
Speaker 1: talk amongst you guys, and I'm really looking forward to
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Speaker 1: We can't wait to see you there. Now, let's get
Speaker 1: to the show. We're gonna get into our vanilla ship,
Speaker 1: which is sex. In the news, y'all appears that Frank
Speaker 1: Ocean is selling a twenty five thousand diamond encrusted sex toy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I tell you, Kick Cutt, he need to
Speaker 1: put it on that dick he got on that sock
Speaker 1: with that Wait, he got a big dick to pictures fire.
Speaker 1: You know whose dick is firing? Kind of hinted at
Speaker 1: it a couple of weeks ago, but you ain't really
Speaker 1: let me finish. But when I saw your elbow in
Speaker 1: the blue suit, if he had a whole print and
Speaker 1: I was like, that nigga print was bulging at that moment.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you've seen this. I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I don't believe niggas with socks on there and that
Speaker 1: what he got many dangly look at that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't fu dangly earring nigger And he was uncircumcised,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this isn't this isn't bad unsucucised
Speaker 1: dick because the danile earring and he doesn't so hard
Speaker 1: bro Well, the Channel Orange Singers luxury company homer unbuild
Speaker 1: a new diamond encrusted eighteen carrot gold cock ring. Frank
Speaker 1: Ocean pill a new name for that, I mean dick ring.
Speaker 1: We'll just call it an over because also we're not
Speaker 1: fully white, so that's why we don't say cock. Uh.
Speaker 1: Frank Ocean posted the photo of someone wearing the blinged
Speaker 1: out trinket with their genitals blurred out on Instagram Stories.
Speaker 1: It's unknown as the if the person pictured is Frank
Speaker 1: Ocean himself. UM, let me zoom in on this so
Speaker 1: you could see this is the cutt ring. Where's the dick?
Speaker 1: They blurted out, why we can't see it because mission
Speaker 1: was on Instagram. He would have lost his Instagram The
Speaker 1: provoctive Fogo funny for showing a dick when all I
Speaker 1: did was called us exactly so the head turning a
Speaker 1: dormant known as you Already. The Triple x l H
Speaker 1: Bone ring is a part of his new line of
Speaker 1: accessories under the Homer brand. The ring is adorned with
Speaker 1: an array of princess cut diamonds and finished with high
Speaker 1: polish for a happy than five hundred and seventy dollars.
Speaker 1: If you want a matching ring for your hand that's set,
Speaker 1: that will set you back nine forty dollars. How do
Speaker 1: you think he got paid to do this? This is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. The product description doesn't offer sizing dimensions,
Speaker 1: and the ring is available by inquiry only. Huffington post
Speaker 1: his reach out to Homer for further information, so there's
Speaker 1: no longer there's currently no further information. However, um yeah,
Speaker 1: it will know if he's able to get this. We
Speaker 1: see that Chris Brown has been charging a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: for me and greet. This may be his way too,
Speaker 1: even if he sells two bits, right? Is it like
Speaker 1: a banks? The moment, Like for anyone who doesn't who
Speaker 1: banks he is. He is a graffiti artist that is
Speaker 1: anonymous but really popular. A lot of people know the
Speaker 1: little girl with the heart balloons, black and white photos,
Speaker 1: but the red hearts, the monkey with the headphones. But
Speaker 1: what I started learning about Banksy because he did a lot,
Speaker 1: a lot of n F T s and stuff. Right,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I went to a museum and
Speaker 1: he had in m l A or gallery and it
Speaker 1: wasn't him. I think it just they did it in
Speaker 1: honor of him. But he did a lot of political
Speaker 1: ship where he would like do um spray paint the
Speaker 1: queen or try to make all these political messages. And
Speaker 1: that's why he's anonymous because he think still try to
Speaker 1: kill him. But he sold a painting for a million dollars, okay,
Speaker 1: And after he sold it, got a shredder, put it
Speaker 1: through the shredder and sold it just like that. And
Speaker 1: I wonder if this is Frank Ocean's like, y'all want
Speaker 1: my music so bad that you'll do anything? Because I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's possibly I did want to ask. It's
Speaker 1: gotta be something I want to ask you because you
Speaker 1: uh referred to us in yourself and we talked about
Speaker 1: famous celebrity ship. We talked about how we wouldn't do
Speaker 1: an only fans, but is there a sex toy that
Speaker 1: you would sell at a very high price like this
Speaker 1: bitey chance um. When I interviewed Lenna and she talked
Speaker 1: about the uh not the it she do you know
Speaker 1: how it's made? No, so she had to being gorged.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, she has a fleshlight of the inside of
Speaker 1: her pussy and her butt. Oh this is, by the way,
Speaker 1: the best episode of sex Cells ever. This is one
Speaker 1: where like if anyone saw the clip of the comm
Speaker 1: squirting on my face, it was crazy. Where I got
Speaker 1: to Liz helped me go to Evil Angel, So I
Speaker 1: basically did this episode about independent porn and big studio porn.
Speaker 1: And Leonard had to talk about how she has to
Speaker 1: get all this money right, because she got all this
Speaker 1: capital to buy a house just to shoot point in. Specifically,
Speaker 1: what was so interesting about making the fleshlight is she
Speaker 1: had to go somewhere in masturbate to get her pussy
Speaker 1: in her volva like open and ready and juicy, so
Speaker 1: that they could get the mold in there. That's nuts,
Speaker 1: but also to pull that's just nuts. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's obviously like safe whatever they're using. Are you
Speaker 1: saying that that's what you would want to I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: to me, that's something super invasive, that's my body, so
Speaker 1: you would sell that for a high price. I don't
Speaker 1: think I would tell anything that had to do with
Speaker 1: my body because to me, that could be the same
Speaker 1: as only fans. I don't want people to feel like
Speaker 1: they have access to that. Um. But then like something
Speaker 1: would be willing to sell um products that I use,
Speaker 1: branded Dodos, things like that. Um, it would have to
Speaker 1: be toys, even if it was like my own no
Speaker 1: pun because there's a story all over like the country
Speaker 1: called pleasure Chest, but like my own little like sex
Speaker 1: toy kit, I would talk explicitly about how I used to,
Speaker 1: maybe even make a video like explaining how I use it,
Speaker 1: putting out my hands, like making it fun like that.
Speaker 1: But like, but you wouldn't sell like your own toy
Speaker 1: that had anything to do with your body. No, because
Speaker 1: to me, I feel like this has anything to do
Speaker 1: with Frank Ocean's body as much as it's just the
Speaker 1: fact that I don't. Yeah, I don't think that has
Speaker 1: anything to his body either, Okay, But I'm just saying
Speaker 1: like if it was me, like on a box, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, no dude, Okay, would you a fleshlight? You
Speaker 1: can get my budahole, y'all can get my motherfucking pussy,
Speaker 1: y'all can get these titties. Y'all can get a sex doll.
Speaker 1: Bit So the why this? I can open it, ah, bitch,
Speaker 1: mom my mouth. Put me in a sex doll, and
Speaker 1: I would sure the blow doll that we had on
Speaker 1: the stage kind of look like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: them thighs one big enough, baby, I need You're gonna
Speaker 1: have to blow extra for the thighs. I need these
Speaker 1: thighs motherfucking blown up. And you come the bicycle pump.
Speaker 1: You could fuck these motherfucking thives. Baby, I need. I
Speaker 1: need the circumference of these thighs exact. Have you measured
Speaker 1: yourself lately? By the way I had to do it
Speaker 1: for a fitting, and I was like, I don't need
Speaker 1: to tell me to just send it, send it. I
Speaker 1: don't hold you. This is why I'm I'm management right now.
Speaker 1: Coming in and they're like, so let's get a stilence,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, uh no, actually because I don't
Speaker 1: want to deal. I know I can't fit the fucking
Speaker 1: Mandy shelf. I like, we're gonna have to wait if
Speaker 1: I canna that, not only are gonna have to get
Speaker 1: a stylence, probably gonna have to buy the closes because
Speaker 1: they're either gonna have to be fucking taken in, sitched
Speaker 1: stitched to where now I have to keep the clothes
Speaker 1: that I was supposed to be able to give back.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, nigga, no go to like
Speaker 1: but you know what, I don't know if I like
Speaker 1: how to ask them trying to help that ship. You
Speaker 1: know what I just said to get us that was
Speaker 1: why you gotta wear a name brand. You're gonna get
Speaker 1: this Forurverse? Why one Zara on this ad? I do
Speaker 1: legs are closed. I love Zara real quick. I wanted
Speaker 1: to get to a quick hord derve before we get
Speaker 1: slightly into ending the show with our horrible decision, which
Speaker 1: is raising dating standards based on a recent article. Well
Speaker 1: good luck doing that, but the horder for this is
Speaker 1: actually a wax candle tip um. I wanted to share
Speaker 1: this because now that I'm fucking new niggas uh and
Speaker 1: I'm not currently fucking new niggas out, but when I
Speaker 1: broke up with my ex, I was like, Oh, let
Speaker 1: me hit these new niggas. And this is where I
Speaker 1: realized not everyone is this kinky. Is why I talked
Speaker 1: about the things I wanted in the beginning of this episode.
Speaker 1: But I realized that if you want to incorporate wax
Speaker 1: play into the bedroom, these are the tips that I
Speaker 1: wanted to share with you. Um way wax play is.
Speaker 1: By the way, do not just think you can light
Speaker 1: a candle and put it on somebody's body. Um when
Speaker 1: you when you play with wax candles, they need to
Speaker 1: be specifically soy candles, which make it to whear. When
Speaker 1: they burn, it turns into an oil, not a wax.
Speaker 1: So even when you drop it on somebody's body, the
Speaker 1: body being of course oh cooler temperature than the fire,
Speaker 1: is not going to turn the wax to a solid.
Speaker 1: It's going to turn it into a missile. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest with you what Mandy said, soy, I agree,
Speaker 1: if you have time to buy this ship cool. No,
Speaker 1: but this is what the tip is. If you randomly
Speaker 1: do it with a candle. No, No, The only tip
Speaker 1: is just fur my tip because you are specific wax play,
Speaker 1: because I have a lot of wax candles now because
Speaker 1: it was something that and I've been trying to sneak
Speaker 1: it into when new niggas and it's just taking me
Speaker 1: a little longer. So I have tips. At least you
Speaker 1: have new nigs many yes, well, no, I don't anymore.
Speaker 1: This was right when I broke up. I have not
Speaker 1: had sex congratulate sex during two cycles. To me, that's
Speaker 1: two months. Even though it may only be thirty days,
Speaker 1: it's a period. In a period, it's given two months anyways,
Speaker 1: wouldn't stop myself. Here are my wax candle sex tips
Speaker 1: for those of you interested in wax play if you're
Speaker 1: going to plant it into your night specifically, these are
Speaker 1: my tips. Light the candle before you get into the room,
Speaker 1: as in, say, y'all are watching TV out in the
Speaker 1: living room and you know you want to incorporate a
Speaker 1: wax candle. Light the candle, then come back to your room.
Speaker 1: I say that because there were many times where I
Speaker 1: lit the candle once we got into the room, and
Speaker 1: by the time I wanted to play with the candle,
Speaker 1: there wasn't enough wax. So Wax candles take hind a
Speaker 1: bit of time to burn to create enough wax to
Speaker 1: really massage it into to make it fun, So you
Speaker 1: want to let it be burning for quite some time
Speaker 1: before you just say, let me light a candle. It's
Speaker 1: not amazingly when you make the n dinner and put
Speaker 1: it on. Yes, if you cook it for the nigga
Speaker 1: and y'all watching the show on Netflix and then you
Speaker 1: go into the room light the candle before you even
Speaker 1: get to the bedroom. That's first tip. Second tip, they
Speaker 1: are scented. I ain't gonna hold you, bitch. I got
Speaker 1: one that was birthday cake and I don't like sweet ship,
Speaker 1: so it just wasn't for me. I don't want my
Speaker 1: nigga smelling like a birthday cake. Sorry, maybe a bitch
Speaker 1: smelling like a birthday cake is cool. I don't want
Speaker 1: my nigga smelling like icy. So I have one that's
Speaker 1: Burgermont Burger Move Burger something and sandal wood, and it
Speaker 1: makes him smell more masculine. So be particular in the
Speaker 1: sense that you choose for these wax candles, because the
Speaker 1: whole room will smell like that. So I would stay
Speaker 1: away from like the and it's been I would say lavender,
Speaker 1: looking to the smells that create like a centual vibe,
Speaker 1: even smells that you would literally smelling like a spa.
Speaker 1: But be careful with the food smells, bro. This has
Speaker 1: been an issue. Lamb wanted to do um Wax play
Speaker 1: and he wanted to. He wanted to do it because
Speaker 1: he saw a clip of Rory and I. I poured
Speaker 1: a candle on him and he was like, I thought.
Speaker 1: I thought I was just cool and I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking podcastro but you know it's content. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's just making a clip and he's like, I'm doing
Speaker 1: is ship to you tonight? So I laughed. So he
Speaker 1: never brought anything for it. I had a candle burning
Speaker 1: and it was Paulo Santo la Labo candle, and this
Speaker 1: nigga picked it up. I said, what then are you doing? Oh?
Speaker 1: He know? And I said to him, I just smelled
Speaker 1: like this ship all night And he said, what's the problem.
Speaker 1: He said, don't you be burning the ship anyway? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: but That's what I'm saying. When you want to smell
Speaker 1: like but when you incorporate into the bed, especially because
Speaker 1: again soy candles turn into massage oil. Your whole sex
Speaker 1: session is gonna smell like this, so be particular on
Speaker 1: the scent that you choose, because any candle, no for sure,
Speaker 1: it gets in your skin. It's wild, it's wild. The
Speaker 1: last tip um start by dripping the wax on less
Speaker 1: sensitive areas because I'm dealing with newbies. Didn't really go slowly.
Speaker 1: Moved to more sensitive areas such as the inner thighs,
Speaker 1: making sure to check in with your partners to test
Speaker 1: new areas, and never pour the wax on the head, phase, genitals,
Speaker 1: or inside the body. We know that I would say,
Speaker 1: specifically for men, start with I was actually gonna say,
Speaker 1: if he's laying on his stomach where he would be
Speaker 1: getting a massage, do the lower back and the back
Speaker 1: of the legs. A lot of men who are athletic
Speaker 1: or do a lot with their legs, they just they're
Speaker 1: not really the back of their legs being so hot
Speaker 1: wax being poured on is way more like, it was
Speaker 1: less jarring than if you do it to their shoulders
Speaker 1: or or like places where they can tense up. You
Speaker 1: can't really tense up the back of your leg. So
Speaker 1: I would say start from like the ankle up, massage there,
Speaker 1: then go to the lower back and then move up.
Speaker 1: I sense that men are way less sensitive on their legs.
Speaker 1: So if you're gonna play with wax, start high, of course,
Speaker 1: because you don't want to make them jarred. But don't
Speaker 1: start anywhere where they can tense up because then it's
Speaker 1: gonna kind of ruin the mood. So start from the
Speaker 1: ankles up with wax play would be my tip. Um.
Speaker 1: And now before we get out of here, no hole
Speaker 1: mail because we started with it. Um. We started off
Speaker 1: with kind of what we're looking for. But there was
Speaker 1: an article that was posted and it's said, I remember,
Speaker 1: it was something like dating opportunities for men are decreasing
Speaker 1: as more healthy relationships standards arise. Men are reportedly at
Speaker 1: their loneliness romantically as potential partners are not settling for
Speaker 1: the same. Dating standards from the nineteen nineties apparently meant
Speaker 1: today outnumber women on dating sites and have become the
Speaker 1: largest growing group of long term single people in the
Speaker 1: last thirty years, according to a psychologists backed by research
Speaker 1: shared in Sight Today. One study is shared by the
Speaker 1: Outlet from twenty nineteen suggests that men ages twenty five
Speaker 1: to fifty four. That's a large as to fifty four
Speaker 1: are the fastest growing group of long term single people
Speaker 1: since nineteen ninety, it will only worsen in the future.
Speaker 1: While they represent approximately six of dating app users, outnumbering women.
Speaker 1: Another study conducted in with over forty people showed the
Speaker 1: men reported more loneliness than women. Um, there are several
Speaker 1: factors men report. I'm gonna tell you what. Niggas cannot
Speaker 1: be alone enough by their hose and maybe saying give
Speaker 1: talk to talk, preach to him. That's why, maybe saying
Speaker 1: oh girls back and desperate and this and this and
Speaker 1: that women take a lot of time to heal. Niggas
Speaker 1: cannot be alone. They are constantly surrounding themselves. That she's
Speaker 1: not projecting right. No, bro, this was given Maggie, But
Speaker 1: do you think it was giving Maggie? Nah? God, I
Speaker 1: think nigga's be quick to just they was already cheating,
Speaker 1: so they was already fucking somebody actually really not even
Speaker 1: thinking about old bay. I genuinely believe men cannot be alone.
Speaker 1: I think that is why they're able to have you know,
Speaker 1: for example, Yeah, this is some fucking ship I forgot.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad it just came to mark. Brianda went
Speaker 1: on a date and the guy told her this ship
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, the guy said to her,
Speaker 1: when women have a connection with a man, Yes, it's
Speaker 1: very rare to have a spark with someone. Yes, I
Speaker 1: do agree to that. They think mate for life, mate
Speaker 1: for life. This is gonna be my man. This is
Speaker 1: like someone I need to have to be the father
Speaker 1: of my kids. Whatever you tie this thing about wanting
Speaker 1: to lock him down. When men feel a spark, they
Speaker 1: recognize it, they know it's special, but they do not
Speaker 1: consider longevity. Oh, they because they isolate the experience. And
Speaker 1: I hated that it fits the bill for me. When
Speaker 1: I feel a spark all of those things start popping
Speaker 1: in my head at long term. Oh, I've know in
Speaker 1: five minutes, bro, I really know. If I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just start looking and just start thinking and just
Speaker 1: like looking up and down, like thinking, like my ovaries
Speaker 1: almost kicking. Even if I don't want to like have sex,
Speaker 1: I just start thinking. I start planning for your future
Speaker 1: and then find that spark and they figure out where
Speaker 1: they place. I think they fear. I think they fear
Speaker 1: that spark, and that's the problem. I think in men
Speaker 1: from their twenties to thirties, because they have this crave
Speaker 1: to be the man or the hope, or because financially
Speaker 1: they aren't in a place where they can be the
Speaker 1: providers of the protectors. They feel like they have all
Speaker 1: the time in the world. Their sperm always works. We
Speaker 1: have a biological clock, which may be also the reason
Speaker 1: why we've forced the need to be married sooner, to
Speaker 1: become a mom sooner, because we have a biological clock
Speaker 1: that men do not. And so I think that men
Speaker 1: feel like they have all the time in the world
Speaker 1: to get the ship together. They want to have fun,
Speaker 1: they want to be the man, they want to be
Speaker 1: able to live life. I was just watching the fucking
Speaker 1: Murder inc Dot the way when this nigger got money
Speaker 1: and started realizing how he could show up. Because he
Speaker 1: had this money, in this power and could get whatever
Speaker 1: he wanted, he acted on it. And I think that
Speaker 1: because society doesn't shame men to be host they feel
Speaker 1: like they could be in their whole phase a lot longer,
Speaker 1: which scares them when they meet a woman. Because men
Speaker 1: get better with age. Well valid, yes, that's just one thing.
Speaker 1: Men get better with age, And we're talking about how
Speaker 1: we used to get so much we were younger and broke.
Speaker 1: I believe I'm getting better with age, but maybe I
Speaker 1: am less desirable. Maybe niggas wanted to suck me when
Speaker 1: I was super young, and I was like, and now
Speaker 1: you're older with But also I feel like women, our
Speaker 1: standards do change when we get older. The fact that
Speaker 1: now Nigga wanted men to take out my trash when
Speaker 1: I had three roommates, that was the last thing I
Speaker 1: was worried about. That's fair, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But back to Nigga's being um needing women all the time.
Speaker 1: So I thought about that moment or not being able
Speaker 1: to be alone. I thought about that moment because I
Speaker 1: was like, Wow, I've definitely heard men describe multiple relationships
Speaker 1: with women and how each woman is like, oh she
Speaker 1: does this, She's like this did like Nigga's that are hops,
Speaker 1: Whereas with women when they meet somebody that's got they're like, gosh,
Speaker 1: I'm that girl too. I'm like, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: tell you about this person, and they're like, right, for example,
Speaker 1: b d D, I think he's amazing, right, But if
Speaker 1: I met someone else, I kind of just like totally
Speaker 1: forget about what a great guy he is, because now
Speaker 1: I've got to spark with this person, with someone who
Speaker 1: are as niggas be trying to keep them holes. I've
Speaker 1: had a spark with you, you you you, and we're
Speaker 1: not why because they can't be alone and we're and
Speaker 1: we're kept with them forever. I'm not gonna lie because
Speaker 1: are dumbas is we'd be liking them. Niggas believe in
Speaker 1: their lyindness. But anyways, I would say, ladies, as you age.
Speaker 1: If you also start back from episode one of this podcast,
Speaker 1: the way my mind is completely shifted. In my standards
Speaker 1: of dating, casual sex, what I want from a partner
Speaker 1: is like ever changing. If you listen to last week's episode,
Speaker 1: I'm probably different this week because as hope and I'm
Speaker 1: literally realizing that it's not even my standards, but what
Speaker 1: I want has changed. M hm and so fellas, it's
Speaker 1: gonna get harder because not only do we have fucking
Speaker 1: social media. We're seeing bitches get fucking thousands of dollars
Speaker 1: for their birthdays. We're seeing bitches get range overs, were
Speaker 1: seeing the flowers. It's all in our face for when
Speaker 1: one man treats one woman really good, and it's paraded
Speaker 1: online our standards now raising our head even though we
Speaker 1: shouldn't be comparing our love lives, we do. And so
Speaker 1: I think social media is also a huge aspect that's
Speaker 1: drawing these unrealistic parallels to what we see from maybe
Speaker 1: the famous people to our real lives. It's just interesting.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what, I don't think you famous people.
Speaker 1: I think TikTok couples. Oh wait, no, but I think
Speaker 1: they do it just TikTok. They love each other. But
Speaker 1: that's oh that too. So you're right, it's fake, it's phony.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. Oh you're right, y'all. Stop
Speaker 1: with these dumb ass gets. Bro, Bro, the skids gotta
Speaker 1: stop because nigga even Nimes on TikTok. Fine, but you
Speaker 1: can't be a TikTok. I ain't gonna hold you. I
Speaker 1: really like this one, dude. Don't sorry that we use
Speaker 1: an inn where so much to funk y'all whites that
Speaker 1: are listening. Uh. I saw him and I was like,
Speaker 1: the white lumberjack nigge. No, no, no, no, First off,
Speaker 1: it's white man, because you can lumberjack. I didn't know
Speaker 1: where yours because I saw this man that I really
Speaker 1: wanted to fun. But then he started dancing with shrimp.
Speaker 1: He like cooks, and I'm like, oh no, not just
Speaker 1: salmon guy. He needs to be arrested. Who comes, it's
Speaker 1: not the FC thing. They called him a salmon ray
Speaker 1: come for the for the for the food. The f
Speaker 1: d a food and that nigga hopped out of a fool.
Speaker 1: But let's have my horrible let's not talk hold you
Speaker 1: because he like, why was he in an apartment and
Speaker 1: all these bitches was getting you gotta have a salmon
Speaker 1: where we eat it? I gotta fry? Okay. Anyways, y'all,
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Speaker 1: Welcome to another town hall for this is your everybody.
Speaker 1: I don't know what Barry said the Bengo card around,
Speaker 1: but basically, let's bury Barry. Let's give it to you Barry.
Speaker 1: What is the key word for this evening that if
Speaker 1: it is said, everyone must take a shot. I'm mute
Speaker 1: yourself and tell us pot I didn't even set it up.
Speaker 1: Give me like two seconds, I'll give it to you. Well,
Speaker 1: you can set it up. Put it in the chest, y'all.
Speaker 1: There is a card where again any of the words
Speaker 1: that are said, mark your bingo card, but also take
Speaker 1: a shot with us um As you guys know, not
Speaker 1: only did I jurnk pumpkin spice latte three days in
Speaker 1: a row, including on horrible decisions, Maybe I have pumpkin
Speaker 1: ill beer because I am that quite and I'm not
Speaker 1: really white, but baby, I love some pumpkin. And although
Speaker 1: this weekend is about to be ninety degrees in New
Speaker 1: York City, elite has fallen on the ground, and therefore
Speaker 1: it's giving fall the leaves that started to fall. You
Speaker 1: get it, so fall. I don't know what's worse, pumpkin
Speaker 1: or cat. You having a cat or the pumpkin ship. Bro,
Speaker 1: Black people have cat and black people eat pumpkin. What's
Speaker 1: crazy is pumpkin pie tastes just like sweet potato. So
Speaker 1: technically the way all I'll beat sweeper Tati pie is
Speaker 1: really pumpkin pie. They just put extra brown sugar in
Speaker 1: it and ship and say it's sweeper tape. That's all
Speaker 1: it is. Bro. Let me tell you something about these
Speaker 1: motherfucking white people in West Hollywood. First of all, it's
Speaker 1: a goddamned dog im along right now, and I'm about
Speaker 1: to tell her as to pick that ship up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here looking out the window. First of all, I'm
Speaker 1: outside of my own goddamn African American home. When this
Speaker 1: bitch across the street, Nina takes a ship on my grass.
Speaker 1: I'm holding a poop bag. Some of y'all are on
Speaker 1: live when it's bitch just working with me two days ago.
Speaker 1: So Nina takes a ship and the lady comes out
Speaker 1: from her kitchen because her kitchen is facing the street
Speaker 1: in my house, and she goes, um, are you gonna
Speaker 1: pick that up? What if you wanted to fertilize your
Speaker 1: motherfucking grab Nicka. I looked her dead in the face,
Speaker 1: held up the poop bag so that she can see
Speaker 1: I had one of my hands. Why would I just
Speaker 1: have ship all over my own house, bitch? So then
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, she's a bit. So I get on Live.
Speaker 1: I start talking about it. Right. Maybe she heard me.
Speaker 1: Maybe she didn't confirm she heard me. This morning, I'm
Speaker 1: a friend of mine who's state been staying here for
Speaker 1: like three weeks while they find the place in l A.
Speaker 1: She was like, Yo, your neighbor is uh a wild one.
Speaker 1: I said, really, what happened? She said, I went across
Speaker 1: the street to say hi because Nina ran over there,
Speaker 1: and she goes, Oh, at least someone likes me. I
Speaker 1: think your partner, because I guess you just assumed I
Speaker 1: have a gay. Look Mandy would love that one. Your
Speaker 1: partner doesn't. I don't know really what what transpired between us,
Speaker 1: but apparently there's an issue. Bitch, we got an issue. Home.
Speaker 1: You came outside in your robe no shoes, I might add,
Speaker 1: don't know why white people love walking around with no
Speaker 1: shoes on, and told me to pick up my own dogshit.
Speaker 1: Son living in a house is quite told you to
Speaker 1: pick up your leftian ass dog shit, which I can't believe.
Speaker 1: That partner, Why would you assume I'm gay? I can't
Speaker 1: absolutely believe, she said, your partner. I probably would too.
Speaker 1: I told you you'd be giving a studs. Well, maybe
Speaker 1: it's my car because I feel like the niggas think
Speaker 1: I have a nigga car like the Matt Green's giving nigga.
Speaker 1: So maybe that's it. I don't know, but bitch, you
Speaker 1: got a lot of goddamn nerve. So anyway, that's the
Speaker 1: chronicles what it's like to It's just the house. It
Speaker 1: is weird. I almost missing an apartment already. I love that.
Speaker 1: Crazy that you even say that, because one of the
Speaker 1: things about my building that I loved. I lived in
Speaker 1: the Bronx in Lea for motherfucker's six years. Eight No
Speaker 1: not now one neighbor now one name, not a motherfucker.
Speaker 1: We would get in then no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. We would get in the elevator
Speaker 1: and almost feel like we opts and we wasn't. Baby
Speaker 1: am I building? Now we get on. Hey, how is
Speaker 1: your day? Have a good one? You're dogs so cute? Hey,
Speaker 1: like bro, they shared drugs with us. We're going turn
Speaker 1: up at party my building right now. Mine need just
Speaker 1: like only three blacks to where when anyone comes that
Speaker 1: is up three black. No, I'm one of the black
Speaker 1: to where when anyone comes here, they'd be like, oh
Speaker 1: going to which they say, my fucking no, They just
Speaker 1: know everyone coming to my house when they call me here.
Speaker 1: Hate that ship you build people. They do that at
Speaker 1: w TF because we're the black floor and every time
Speaker 1: Nigga is walking there, he'd be like the flooring number five,
Speaker 1: flooring number five. Now that's what I'm saying, bro. In
Speaker 1: my building, I actually talked to the white people their
Speaker 1: little cute as dogs. Mind you, it is giving one
Speaker 1: one Damatians. You know why, because everybody looked like they
Speaker 1: pet It's really valid. They look just like the motherfucker's
Speaker 1: they walking the beasts on the lead ship.