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Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions. Hi, everybody, welcome,

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Speaker 1: that's right to the show that you tune into every

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Speaker 1: Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday. I don't know when the

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Speaker 1: funk you listen to us, just like I don't know

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Speaker 1: when I'll have sex. But welcome to you. Had another

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Speaker 1: episode of horrible decisions. Damn, I almost missed the goddamn accent. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: welcome to another episode. I'm your girl, mandib Yeah, hey Debbie,

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Speaker 1: welcome back, y'all. I'm we'se and we are here with

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Speaker 1: an episode. Hey baby, we're mixing it up a little

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Speaker 1: bit this week. Could guess what we're about to do.

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Speaker 1: We're about to start from the back to the front. No,

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Speaker 1: that's how you get b being I didn't say I

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Speaker 1: was wiping my ass, but say you, oh wait regardless, well,

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Speaker 1: he could wipe his dick off before he puts it

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Speaker 1: in my pussy. If you go from anal to vagina,

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Speaker 1: it's still like you just gotta make sure it's a

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Speaker 1: little white happening, just a little white action. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: white between our segments this week. But I actually wanted

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Speaker 1: to start off with a whole mail because I got

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Speaker 1: these Icebreaker questions because we and I again are still single,

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Speaker 1: barely fucking, and out here in the wilderness. Uh, we're

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Speaker 1: what you call New York l a in the world.

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Speaker 1: We are out here swimming in the pool full of

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Speaker 1: feces and no not the ones that are on the

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Speaker 1: sheets with Medina, but we are in a pool of

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Speaker 1: piss and feces trying to find our next lover. Just

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Speaker 1: a little too much talk, I mean, it's been a

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Speaker 1: lot of ships talk. But it's okay because if I

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Speaker 1: could even just have a nigga that just wanted anal

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Speaker 1: sex right now, I would possibly give that to them

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Speaker 1: because I just want to be penetrated and bitch, I

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Speaker 1: haven't fuck. Anyways, we're starting our episode this week with

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Speaker 1: whole mail. I like, actually think what that this is? Not? Like, okay,

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Speaker 1: do you think we're cursed? How know I think we're cursed.

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Speaker 1: I'm let me ask you a question, Icebreaker. If you

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Speaker 1: could make another hundred K or you'd make the hunter

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Speaker 1: k in a year, so ten not ten thousand, less

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Speaker 1: than not get fucked. I don't want it me either.

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Speaker 1: That's how bad I need to have sex. Like how

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Speaker 1: among wait wait, how how the question is a honey

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Speaker 1: K for like an extra hunter K for the year

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Speaker 1: or no dick? That's the question, Give me the dick.

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Speaker 1: I ain't gold you, I don't care. I need to

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Speaker 1: be fucked. I'd rather be poor, Like, do you know

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Speaker 1: what's crazy? I literally was about to say, I need

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Speaker 1: my hair pulled, bitch, I'm a ball head at home.

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Speaker 1: When I had an ankle bracelet, I was still getting

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Speaker 1: fun when I when I was poor, when I the

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Speaker 1: best the option like, Wow, we have a whole sex

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Speaker 1: pot and both of us are about to maybe, so

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Speaker 1: we'll get to that, and you know what, we'll get

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Speaker 1: to that. Somebody's gonna be like, I'm tired of these

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Speaker 1: hells not getting fucked to. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: If you feel like we've helped you out, whether it

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Speaker 1: be in your personal lives, on your daily commute, or

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Speaker 1: wherever it may be, just some general pleasure and enjoyment

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Speaker 1: from listening to an audio podcast for a visual, why

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Speaker 1: don't you help us sucking out? By the way, y'all

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Speaker 1: heard my tight If your daddy look like what I'd

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Speaker 1: be explaining, send them my way. Let's do that. Now,

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Speaker 1: let's do the Captaine. Call okay, oh wait, are you

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Speaker 1: going first? Yeah? I would feel like mine more simple,

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Speaker 1: get the funk outa go now, ain't go? Do you

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Speaker 1: go first? I want? I want a black dude that

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Speaker 1: doesn't white girls. Maybe once in a blue he has,

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Speaker 1: but also loves house music, so election type of vibe.

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Speaker 1: I like dreads, but it's not necessarily what I need.

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Speaker 1: Call have a great job, doesn't have to be that great.

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Speaker 1: I'll even take at this point somebody who's just in between,

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Speaker 1: a freelancer, my nigked wait makes nothing, have a thick dick,

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Speaker 1: live in New York or l A. Okay, and you

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Speaker 1: know how I like all black boys. That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Give me there. If people think you see you're having

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Speaker 1: a problem finding, would you just explain because mine, yeah,

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Speaker 1: cute ones. Yeah, that don't white girls. You know why.

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Speaker 1: Once I started meeting niggas like that, and I know

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Speaker 1: they exist, I realized I'm tired of black people, black men.

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Speaker 1: Anybody telling me I like white ship tired of because

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Speaker 1: I'm meet niggas that no. I mean even with today

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Speaker 1: all of the music. Now we have Beyonce, make the

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Speaker 1: Stallion Drake dropping house music. There has been an influx

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Speaker 1: of education on how house music and dance was started

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Speaker 1: in the black community as everything else like rock. But nonetheless,

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Speaker 1: um you actually, that's now really easy. It's not. I

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Speaker 1: like niggas they read books, Okay, I mean that's not hard,

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Speaker 1: no yea is. Yeah, they don't be reading not him.

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Speaker 1: They don't do ship. They'll be dropping that dick off,

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Speaker 1: which is why I don't want to say, how do

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Speaker 1: you not getting no dick? What a motherfucker will do?

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Speaker 1: Because they're ugly, ugly niggas like me, bro, and I

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Speaker 1: don't sucking ugly nigga, But like I've been spoiled, So

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Speaker 1: then why don't you just go back? If you like

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Speaker 1: ugly men, what is the problem. I like ugly, funny niggas.

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Speaker 1: They have to be funny. That's funny. They're funny because

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Speaker 1: they be. But I don't need that right now. I

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Speaker 1: need to somebody hot, Bro. They need to a hot

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Speaker 1: ass nigga that just wants to literally put his face

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Speaker 1: inside of my vagina and like smell it later. I

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Speaker 1: need him to be disgusting. I want him to walk

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Speaker 1: his beard or of course, Yeah, I want to lick

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Speaker 1: it up. I like when dudes like put their fingers

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Speaker 1: inside of me and suck on them later for any

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Speaker 1: of the mentalist thing do you do? You want to

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Speaker 1: give your socials? Where can they drop these applications off

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Speaker 1: that we w on Instagram? Okay, there you got um,

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Speaker 1: which my list is way longer. I ain't gonna hold

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Speaker 1: you like. This is why shout out to Afion Crockett.

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Speaker 1: I gave him this exactly whatever I've been messing up.

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Speaker 1: Everybody name, We talked. We talked about this. I could

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Speaker 1: be wrong, but I'm sure he's probably annoyed. I think,

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Speaker 1: I say. And we recently just had a conversation about

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Speaker 1: the things that I want and why I feel like

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Speaker 1: just ain't working out since my breakup. And so I

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Speaker 1: went through the list of things I want. And now

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Speaker 1: let me give my casting call before we get into

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Speaker 1: this episode. I'm still very shallow. So I would like

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Speaker 1: you to look like Tyler Perry would cast you in

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Speaker 1: one of his films. I need you to be fine,

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Speaker 1: like it's giving Jason Momoa Boris cou Joe esque. Um.

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Speaker 1: I also realized if you listen to a lot of

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Speaker 1: the episodes in the past. I used to love me

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Speaker 1: all skinny nigger with Khalifa before the muscles. I now need.

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Speaker 1: The muscles are bigger. So I realized I like a

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Speaker 1: just have words cupe. I'm like, I want Lenny grab it. No,

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Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying. I don't want skinny man

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Speaker 1: need you to look like you could have been casted

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Speaker 1: in the film three. I want to spark it. I

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Speaker 1: want someone okay still six three plus, Um, I need

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Speaker 1: you to know how to have conversation because I do

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Speaker 1: like to talk and I don't want to talk to myself. However,

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Speaker 1: I also realize I need the urge of someone to

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Speaker 1: be as sexually fluid and free as my ex was

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Speaker 1: in the fact that I want to be able to

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Speaker 1: this summer is not no no, no, no no no

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Speaker 1: no sexually fluid and free. Okay, you're right, I'm definitely

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Speaker 1: gonna come. I'm definitely saying all I want my ex again, um,

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Speaker 1: but just reincarnated into another person like the same way

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Speaker 1: I wanted to describe the last two guys I have.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie like the same way, maybe like

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Speaker 1: we all have twins in this world, like Sage Polo

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Speaker 1: Santo boy in the liq weed, but the joint. I

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Speaker 1: want my egg again, but not a Muslim and not

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Speaker 1: a liar. If I could have that same nigga and

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Speaker 1: he changed his religion, and I don't again because if

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Speaker 1: I even get a nigga don't like turkey bacon, That's

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Speaker 1: kind of where I'm at now. Absolutely still love the

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Speaker 1: funk out of him, which is probably my issues too,

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Speaker 1: but I do I want someone still open to going

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Speaker 1: think I could go back to trying to be in

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Speaker 1: a traditional monogamous relationship. There were deeper issues than that,

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Speaker 1: I would like that. And where again, if you listen

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Speaker 1: to the past where I used to be able to niggas,

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Speaker 1: it didn't kiss me. Nope. I need intimacy. I know

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Speaker 1: I used to talk about not being an intimate bitch.

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Speaker 1: That's why I said, and I you not that I'm

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Speaker 1: realized that that's why I haven't had just the niggas

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Speaker 1: know what I really want. I want you to watch

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Speaker 1: sucking Hulu with me. I want us to watch Can

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Speaker 1: we watch a show together? Bro? Can I tell you?

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Speaker 1: I have this dude hit on me? Um? He was

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Speaker 1: giving him Hugh pussy because I'm like, and I think

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Speaker 1: phone and catching up, he'd be like, tell me some pussy.

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Speaker 1: So he no, it says new message. You can't put

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Speaker 1: But let me tell you how he's feeding me, bitch literally,

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Speaker 1: So I'm telling him about how niggazine shipped it up.

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Speaker 1: He's like, give me your address. I'm like, you ain't

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Speaker 1: coming over. He's like, Nick, I'm not in New York.

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Speaker 1: Give me your address. Like all right, I give my address.

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Speaker 1: He's like, what do you want. I was like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I'm allerges eggs, bitch. I told him a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Do you know he sent me the whole menu and

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Speaker 1: my homeboy was downstairs. I don't even want to tell

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Speaker 1: knew he was gonna order. No, I ain't ordered fifteen

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Speaker 1: working with this baby? And I'm like, I'm not working

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Speaker 1: with him. I just let him flirt with me. And

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Speaker 1: that's what he said, and now are you did it?

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Speaker 1: I was like, bro, I can't suck you because I

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Speaker 1: know you're home. And he was like, yo, you want

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Speaker 1: to get your boyfriend experience. I was like, yo, I

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Speaker 1: don't need a boyfriend experience. I need a boyfriend. He

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Speaker 1: was like, when you get back, I'm gonna pick you up,

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Speaker 1: or I'm having my driver pick you up, but I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be in the back of the car. He said, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kiss your forehead, and then we're gonna go eat,

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna tell me about how much you hate

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Speaker 1: your job everybody that work there, and then we're gonna

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Speaker 1: go to my house and we're gonna cuddle and you

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Speaker 1: can bring Nina. I said, oh, stop the dog. So

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Speaker 1: speaking up. I'm gonna show you a text message from

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Speaker 1: another nigga who've been on my line heavy. They do

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Speaker 1: this hold on and literally I don't understand why he's

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Speaker 1: just not showing up. Fine, this is mind you. The

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Speaker 1: last time we spoke, he was like, what's your shoe size, sir?

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Speaker 1: I want a Cuban Link or a Range Rover. So

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Speaker 1: the set okay? So cool? I think that's okay, they're small. Um.

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Speaker 1: Private they be serious, I'd be like, bro, we're not

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Speaker 1: He's a duke bor c who has two children. Girl,

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Speaker 1: I'm American this book, and he's tall, dark and handsome.

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Speaker 1: her soul mate The d is amazing. However, she's talking

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Speaker 1: not ask me no money. Then said if I could

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Speaker 1: Which say you signed? It's not here unicorn in New

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Speaker 1: So I did start off by saying tim dog right,

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Speaker 1: casual since we're dating now, it's not gonna be a

421
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 1: long term thing. How we start this off? But say

422
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 1: a man his that you've been dating for three weeks

423
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: ask you to loan him five hundred dollars until he

424
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,199
Speaker 1: gets paid. I would almost rather he could get him.

425
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 1: What is fabio say? What do you say? Is she

426
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 1: gating money? You better digging out purse you? Oh, Mitch,

427
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, you want him to steal from you? I

428
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 1: don't want to Nick ask me from no money. I

429
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: don't think I could. Now. Then let me flip the

430
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 1: script on you, because we do have male listeners. When

431
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: you was and I remember, I don't even gonna ask

432
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 1: you if you did it, because you did back in

433
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 1: Orlando when you ain't have it, used to ask because

434
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 1: they help you were rent. Yeah, I've asked men for money,

435
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 1: and that's just okay because you're a woman. If a

436
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: man asked you, you just would be like it is okay.

437
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: But the gender role dynamic, not just getting into the page.

438
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: That's okay. There's a man, are you asking him for

439
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: his shoes? Eyes? I mean I did with my eggs, Okay,

440
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 1: I bought him some shoes. At least he was giving

441
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 1: you a dick. I am not you're not giving a

442
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: man money, say you really like him and you've been

443
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 1: telling all your friends amazing is and asked you for

444
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 1: five dollars? Is that is that the end of y'all's relationship? Bro?

445
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 1: The amount is scary. For example, the amount is scary

446
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 1: because you know how like millionaires have to borrow millions.

447
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,360
Speaker 1: Like one of my talking about my friend that bought

448
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,719
Speaker 1: a house and I had to give them a lot

449
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: of money before they could pull it out of there

450
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 1: for own k before they lost the house. But you're there, Oh,

451
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: I see, I have a friend that a bought a

452
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 1: house and the four O one K how to block

453
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: I would not let them pull the money out. My

454
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 1: dad went through something similar and it was a lot okay,

455
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: I know they didn't want to ask me, and they

456
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 1: were just kind of like funck And I was like, funking,

457
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: I'll do it. But an a friend, a friend that's

458
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 1: got a really good job to um it already has

459
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: to put down to you under kay, right? So I

460
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: gave them the money and I told one person and

461
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 1: they were in shock. I was like, how to be

462
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 1: honest with you if that if anyone in my life

463
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 1: right now ask me for let's just say two thousand dollars.

464
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: I'd probably be more scared to give that because I'm like,

465
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I'm like, I don't know, that's

466
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: giving to me rent money. You got to catch up

467
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: on bills, like I don't know. But the person that

468
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: needs a lot that already is making money, I feel

469
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 1: I can make it back. Like I don't like knowing that,

470
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to give you. I do say that,

471
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: and I say that I want to invest this up.

472
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to survivor said that to women now,

473
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: like six so big if you were out here dating

474
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: a man that you know has money, and I'm gonna

475
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 1: tell you now because I'm embarrassed, Like, let me let

476
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 1: me think of how I could work this without giving

477
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: too much information. I had unnigga by me, a very

478
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: very very expensive item. Uh. This item was just shy

479
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: of ten thousand dollars. So the next time I saw him,

480
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: I was like, let me have this item with me.

481
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: So I pull up on him and I'm like, oh,

482
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm you got this. He was like I did. No,

483
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: he didn't even fucking remember. No, I cannot He could

484
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: not even remember did he gave me that money. Yes,

485
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 1: and he knew what I was buying because I sent

486
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 1: him like it was. It was like three I him

487
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: and he knew what it was because I sent him that.

488
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: He was like, let me know what you want. I

489
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: see him the picture so you can see the exact right,

490
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 1: because I'd be real honest with what I what I want.

491
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: He knew what the funk it costs. He sent this

492
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: for me to have these things. So when I pulled

493
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: up on him and I had the three pieces, I said,

494
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: m you got this. He like that. I said, dang,

495
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: I got that for you. You guys sent you the

496
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: picture that didn't remember, No, that was what I can't remember.

497
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: We had an abortion. Oh that's embarrassed man. But because

498
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: he only probably gave you five dollars for the abortion, man,

499
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 1: I know you this nigga, This nigga gave me over

500
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: literally i'll say, between eight and nine grand for this

501
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: specific thing. And it didn't even face him. So let

502
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: me go back to giving advice. Ladies. Men actually look

503
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: at you crazy when you asks, because now they really

504
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: think you're a broke bitch and you can't do anything

505
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: in your life that is nail and food money. You

506
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 1: now have to ask yo I need, I would say, MIDI.

507
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: That's like my ask to everybody, like, don't ask nobody

508
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 1: for less. If you were a hoe and you were

509
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: dealing with like a millionaire, there's a there's a real

510
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: like thing about a number that can be too low

511
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,479
Speaker 1: to where someone looks like what because the nigga will

512
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: look at you crazy? What? This is why I love cutting.

513
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: But I did not like the nail phone bill thing.

514
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: I don't. I still don't like that. I do well

515
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: to me asking for a nail and phone bill because

516
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: it's grooming and printing, but not only that, like bitch,

517
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: I just went and got a hunt. It all the

518
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: better here nails. Everything is inflated down so that we're like,

519
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my nails. You can send a picture.

520
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: Is expensive, however, the only way that is acceptable, Like

521
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: I'm talking to the bitches that are fucking the still

522
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: six years No, no, I'm still saying that is okay

523
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: if the man you were dating works at Target or

524
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: FedEx or the Lazy warehouse or has a job where

525
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: he makes less than seventy five thousand a year, asking

526
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: for nails and stuff like that is okay to ask

527
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: from those men. If you're fucking a man who works

528
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: in the financial district, who was an athlete, who was

529
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: a rapper, who wears Valenciaga like, who literally makes overall

530
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: honey la a drug deala too. I was gonna say,

531
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: if you're fucking with them or or a scar if

532
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: you know they don't if you so, That's what I'm saying.

533
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: That's why there is a difference asked for nails and

534
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: shoes and stuff if you're dealing with somebody like but

535
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: definitely asked not light like light bitch, she answered for

536
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: the sheet anyways, real quick, I want to get into

537
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: something I said to get through this outline. Another ice

538
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: Preaker question your partner. Now we're getting into relationships. Your

539
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: partner asked to have a threesome with you and one

540
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: of their exes. Do you say sure? Do you say

541
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: absolutely the funk not? What do you think I'm gonna say? Damn,

542
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 1: that's a tough one. I think you would. I think

543
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: you would ask to see what they look like. You know,

544
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: you're it's given no what's my only nickname? And that

545
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: I gave myself so absolutely not. You want me keep

546
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: the bit, I'll only ask you that because I asked

547
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: my ex to do that with me and it didn't

548
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: go off to us. But what you said X not

549
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: a previous funck? Oh I did say X not a

550
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: previous funk. I mean to me, all my previous fox

551
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: is exs because I never really have any previous funk

552
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: without an X. Okay, Last one, you gotta be in

553
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: another city. Let's like we're pulling up to let's just

554
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,719
Speaker 1: say we randomly in Houston. You're like, no, I used

555
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: to suck this bitch here, but she's not an ex,

556
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: so if there was a title, you don't want her involved.

557
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: But if he just sucked her, you would suck. Yeah.

558
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: I think so okay that I can handle. Okay, but

559
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: she can't be in the same city because if you

560
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: remember that pussy good, you ain't gonna get it. Okay,

561
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: you're right. Last one, your best friend tells you she's

562
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: been dating someone and she believes that she is in love.

563
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: This is her soul mate. She didn't know you and

564
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: him had a sexual past until he told her. She

565
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: comes to you. Do you give her the grace to

566
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: continue dating this person because she believes she found her love,

567
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: or do you step in like not bitch, Well, you

568
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: gotta dad that because I sucked him. I would say,

569
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: give her the grace because, Okay, do you remember my

570
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: situation with loverboy. Yes, And I didn't know that was hard. Okay.

571
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: I think we were maybe third day, but that's early on.

572
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: But I like really was into him and I was

573
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: already sucking him. And I lived in New York and

574
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: she in New York. Um, and I think it bothered her,

575
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: but she like gave her blessing or whatever. But like

576
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: I remember, it bothered her. And I remember a little

577
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: bit because she was still trying to find that nigga.

578
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: When she went to year, she was like, well, I'm

579
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: gonna hit him up. I know, yeah, but I also

580
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: didn't know. Yeah, I didn't really understand. Um, so now

581
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: I switched in reverse. You would allow that to happen. Yeah,

582
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: I'm older, and so the older I get, the less

583
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: I care. Okay, that sane. That's why we're gonna be

584
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: single forever. I'm already a cat lady. Bitch, you got

585
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: a dog, you might get a fish. You wanna get

586
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: a goldfish? Bitch? If my mom my mom. But I'm

587
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: trying to think, like, what is the marker? Where someone

588
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: is like off limits, like I ha oha so much,

589
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. Jordan's the nigga used and

590
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: he ain't even got a nick name. That's how much

591
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: I used to love that nigga. Do you did I

592
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: share this on the pod? Do you know? He had

593
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: the nerve? And I hope his bitch now is listening,

594
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: because yes, the same girl. He's still with the same bitch.

595
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: If y'all want to hear that story, go to uh

596
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: Sureley meet Barbara the episode on Patreon. Anyways, he just

597
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 1: plut in my d M s and send me a

598
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: video of myself like I think this is you, and

599
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 1: it was clearly a video from because baby the way

600
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: it was fucking pixelated. I said, sir, if you think

601
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: anything is me on your phone, you can delete it.

602
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: And Sir, I don't know you have a blessed day.

603
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:48,239
Speaker 1: I ended it, thanks management. He said, Okay, I think

604
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: this nigg my whole tattoo and it is me having

605
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 1: a whole deal doo in my ask why are you

606
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: sending me videos of myself to my Instagram thing? And

607
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: I think it's you, like to my Instagram because he

608
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: ain't got my new number. That is way too much.

609
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: I said, sir, if you think you have any other

610
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: videos of me in your phone that you think are me,

611
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 1: delete them and don't hit me up again. Girl. Someone

612
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: you bring up there. You said, it looks like nineteen

613
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: Keys told me once that he was gonna post photos

614
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 1: of me naked that he still hadn't. Yes, he did

615
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: on his laptop. He did never forget when to post

616
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: them on his laptop, just like I have pictures you

617
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: did da if you want to say something about me,

618
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, honey, post him post my tiny

619
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 1: little eighteen year old tats and tell everyone it's wheezy.

620
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: Please do it like wow. Yeah. When I tell you,

621
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't believe you're sending this to me,

622
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 1: and don't do it again. But also I'm sure he

623
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 1: was like, don't over me. I would be really embarrassed

624
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: if someone tried to like revenge point me. But at

625
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 1: the same time, I called you. Even if that ship leaked, bro,

626
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 1: it was so pixelated, it was like this gotta be

627
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: from I think we're in a culture of where people

628
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 1: really don't like seeing that ship happen to people. No, well,

629
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: I don't think they're gonna look at it, but like,

630
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: I don't think revenge point is good at all, Like

631
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: even seeing the ship that happened with fucking Safari last month,

632
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: which it was so it was assumed that he leaked

633
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 1: to himself, but there was a leaked video of him

634
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: and his recent girlfriend. How I didn't see it and

635
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: whole bunch of no. And this is probably why he

636
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: said I'm I'm gonna file charges because I was like,

637
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: this ain't the same dick we saw. The dick was

638
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: looking a little smaller. It was given you here, dick

639
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: fishing like, So it was a sex tape of him

640
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: with this dick, and we all saw what a dick

641
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: looked like. Dick wasn't dicking, look it was dicking in

642
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: solo picture and so it was like, oh no, we

643
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: was dick fished. So it didn't get a good response.

644
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: So then he was like, I'm calling the SAT bitch

645
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: just like and I find out who did this and

646
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: leaked my sex, So I'm gonna be row with you.

647
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody can find anybody. Bro, I've had people.

648
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: I'll never get that girl that said that ship when

649
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: I worked at white House black Market and sent my mugshot.

650
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: Remember that not believe people really want to ruin you,

651
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: and like I remember, I mean, I ain't gonna hold you.

652
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: I thought I was the villain on all of my

653
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: pots until bitch, you keep losing your social media. The

654
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: fact that you don't even have a Twitter right now,

655
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. What is going? Like?

656
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,240
Speaker 1: Do you remember when I lost it? It was funny Julius.

657
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,240
Speaker 1: So for anyone that doesn't know why I lost my Twitter,

658
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: it was I don't understand why she's still suspended. Like

659
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: the day of the Sex Cells premiere, UM, I was

660
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: posting and it was recently this one. I was posting

661
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: it that Da da and Funny Julius said, oh my god,

662
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: this is so dope. I can't believe you've got a

663
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: TV short or something said you're doing it out here,

664
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: and I replied and said, yeah, she's just not She's

665
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: not just a horror podcaster, she's a whole TV two

666
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 1: and she was you. You were talking about yourself a

667
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: third person, which is crazy because I watched bro I

668
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: watched porn on Twitter and you can't say ho. Now

669
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: I have been called but also I called no no,

670
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 1: no am you called me a racist on Twitter, and

671
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: I'm not even that's harassment. I talk a lot of

672
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 1: ship on Twitter. I have been on Twitter since April

673
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: two thousand nine. In my account has not going. If

674
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: this is real, what has never been suspended? So I

675
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: don't know people is out for you. I didn't want

676
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: to get real though, to our vanilla ship for this week,

677
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: I sat with it's that fucking voodoo beach. It might be,

678
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: it might be, it might be, it might be. They said,

679
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: you might have to see the hood Hiller, which we

680
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: don't like over here, but you might have to see her.

681
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: Not her trying to pray the game away girl, not

682
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: her saying that postpartument is not a thing. What we

683
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: talked about that here on the Pot. She said, excuse

684
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: for for mothers to be lazy. We already talked about

685
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: that here on the Pot. We did. But I thought

686
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: she believes in science. I'm not gonna lie anyone who

687
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: believes in astrology doesn't give I believe in science to me.

688
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's a girl man DyB Hi. I'm Wheezy

689
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 1: and we are the host of the Horrible Decisions podcast.

690
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Speaker 1: Just wanting to let you know that we are being

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Speaker 1: a part of the Envisioned Festival here in Brooklyn, New York.

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's October one, and seconds look forward to

693
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Speaker 1: checking us out. We're gonna be doing a panel there.

694
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Speaker 1: I don't know if we've ever done a panel together,

695
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: but it's not a live show, but we get to

696
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 1: talk amongst you guys, and I'm really looking forward to

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Speaker 1: being in Brooklyn and baby, yes, ma'am, Well, get your

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Speaker 1: We can't wait to see you there. Now, let's get

701
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: to the show. We're gonna get into our vanilla ship,

702
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: which is sex. In the news, y'all appears that Frank

703
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: Ocean is selling a twenty five thousand diamond encrusted sex toy. Yeah,

704
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: that's what I tell you, Kick Cutt, he need to

705
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: put it on that dick he got on that sock

706
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 1: with that Wait, he got a big dick to pictures fire.

707
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: You know whose dick is firing? Kind of hinted at

708
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: it a couple of weeks ago, but you ain't really

709
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: let me finish. But when I saw your elbow in

710
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: the blue suit, if he had a whole print and

711
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: I was like, that nigga print was bulging at that moment.

712
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you've seen this. I don't believe.

713
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: I don't believe niggas with socks on there and that

714
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: what he got many dangly look at that. I mean,

715
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 1: I don't fu dangly earring nigger And he was uncircumcised,

716
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: and I was like, this isn't this isn't bad unsucucised

717
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: dick because the danile earring and he doesn't so hard

718
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: bro Well, the Channel Orange Singers luxury company homer unbuild

719
00:39:54,040 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: a new diamond encrusted eighteen carrot gold cock ring. Frank

720
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: Ocean pill a new name for that, I mean dick ring.

721
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: We'll just call it an over because also we're not

722
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: fully white, so that's why we don't say cock. Uh.

723
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: Frank Ocean posted the photo of someone wearing the blinged

724
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: out trinket with their genitals blurred out on Instagram Stories.

725
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 1: It's unknown as the if the person pictured is Frank

726
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: Ocean himself. UM, let me zoom in on this so

727
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: you could see this is the cutt ring. Where's the dick?

728
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: They blurted out, why we can't see it because mission

729
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: was on Instagram. He would have lost his Instagram The

730
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: provoctive Fogo funny for showing a dick when all I

731
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: did was called us exactly so the head turning a

732
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: dormant known as you Already. The Triple x l H

733
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: Bone ring is a part of his new line of

734
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: accessories under the Homer brand. The ring is adorned with

735
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,399
Speaker 1: an array of princess cut diamonds and finished with high

736
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: polish for a happy than five hundred and seventy dollars.

737
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,959
Speaker 1: If you want a matching ring for your hand that's set,

738
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: that will set you back nine forty dollars. How do

739
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: you think he got paid to do this? This is

740
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. The product description doesn't offer sizing dimensions,

741
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: and the ring is available by inquiry only. Huffington post

742
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,439
Speaker 1: his reach out to Homer for further information, so there's

743
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: no longer there's currently no further information. However, um yeah,

744
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: it will know if he's able to get this. We

745
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 1: see that Chris Brown has been charging a thousand dollars

746
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: for me and greet. This may be his way too,

747
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: even if he sells two bits, right? Is it like

748
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: a banks? The moment, Like for anyone who doesn't who

749
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: banks he is. He is a graffiti artist that is

750
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: anonymous but really popular. A lot of people know the

751
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: little girl with the heart balloons, black and white photos,

752
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: but the red hearts, the monkey with the headphones. But

753
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: what I started learning about Banksy because he did a lot,

754
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: a lot of n F T s and stuff. Right,

755
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I went to a museum and

756
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: he had in m l A or gallery and it

757
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: wasn't him. I think it just they did it in

758
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: honor of him. But he did a lot of political

759
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: ship where he would like do um spray paint the

760
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: queen or try to make all these political messages. And

761
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: that's why he's anonymous because he think still try to

762
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: kill him. But he sold a painting for a million dollars, okay,

763
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: And after he sold it, got a shredder, put it

764
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: through the shredder and sold it just like that. And

765
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: I wonder if this is Frank Ocean's like, y'all want

766
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 1: my music so bad that you'll do anything? Because I

767
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: don't know, it's possibly I did want to ask. It's

768
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: gotta be something I want to ask you because you

769
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,479
Speaker 1: uh referred to us in yourself and we talked about

770
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 1: famous celebrity ship. We talked about how we wouldn't do

771
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: an only fans, but is there a sex toy that

772
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: you would sell at a very high price like this

773
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: bitey chance um. When I interviewed Lenna and she talked

774
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 1: about the uh not the it she do you know

775
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: how it's made? No, so she had to being gorged.

776
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: Oh wait, she has a fleshlight of the inside of

777
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: her pussy and her butt. Oh this is, by the way,

778
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: the best episode of sex Cells ever. This is one

779
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 1: where like if anyone saw the clip of the comm

780
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: squirting on my face, it was crazy. Where I got

781
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: to Liz helped me go to Evil Angel, So I

782
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 1: basically did this episode about independent porn and big studio porn.

783
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: And Leonard had to talk about how she has to

784
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: get all this money right, because she got all this

785
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: capital to buy a house just to shoot point in. Specifically,

786
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: what was so interesting about making the fleshlight is she

787
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: had to go somewhere in masturbate to get her pussy

788
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: in her volva like open and ready and juicy, so

789
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: that they could get the mold in there. That's nuts,

790
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: but also to pull that's just nuts. I mean, I'm

791
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 1: sure it's obviously like safe whatever they're using. Are you

792
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 1: saying that that's what you would want to I'm saying, like,

793
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: to me, that's something super invasive, that's my body, so

794
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: you would sell that for a high price. I don't

795
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: think I would tell anything that had to do with

796
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: my body because to me, that could be the same

797
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 1: as only fans. I don't want people to feel like

798
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: they have access to that. Um. But then like something

799
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: would be willing to sell um products that I use,

800
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: branded Dodos, things like that. Um, it would have to

801
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: be toys, even if it was like my own no

802
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: pun because there's a story all over like the country

803
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: called pleasure Chest, but like my own little like sex

804
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: toy kit, I would talk explicitly about how I used to,

805
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 1: maybe even make a video like explaining how I use it,

806
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: putting out my hands, like making it fun like that.

807
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: But like, but you wouldn't sell like your own toy

808
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,919
Speaker 1: that had anything to do with your body. No, because

809
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: to me, I feel like this has anything to do

810
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: with Frank Ocean's body as much as it's just the

811
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: fact that I don't. Yeah, I don't think that has

812
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: anything to his body either, Okay, But I'm just saying

813
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: like if it was me, like on a box, Oh

814
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: my god, no dude, Okay, would you a fleshlight? You

815
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: can get my budahole, y'all can get my motherfucking pussy,

816
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: y'all can get these titties. Y'all can get a sex doll.

817
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: Bit So the why this? I can open it, ah, bitch,

818
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: mom my mouth. Put me in a sex doll, and

819
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: I would sure the blow doll that we had on

820
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: the stage kind of look like no, no, no, no,

821
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: them thighs one big enough, baby, I need You're gonna

822
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: have to blow extra for the thighs. I need these

823
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:21,439
Speaker 1: thighs motherfucking blown up. And you come the bicycle pump.

824
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 1: You could fuck these motherfucking thives. Baby, I need. I

825
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: need the circumference of these thighs exact. Have you measured

826
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: yourself lately? By the way I had to do it

827
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 1: for a fitting, and I was like, I don't need

828
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: to tell me to just send it, send it. I

829
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: don't hold you. This is why I'm I'm management right now.

830
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: Coming in and they're like, so let's get a stilence,

831
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, uh no, actually because I don't

832
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: want to deal. I know I can't fit the fucking

833
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: Mandy shelf. I like, we're gonna have to wait if

834
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: I canna that, not only are gonna have to get

835
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 1: a stylence, probably gonna have to buy the closes because

836
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: they're either gonna have to be fucking taken in, sitched

837
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 1: stitched to where now I have to keep the clothes

838
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 1: that I was supposed to be able to give back.

839
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: So I was just like, nigga, no go to like

840
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: but you know what, I don't know if I like

841
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: how to ask them trying to help that ship. You

842
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: know what I just said to get us that was

843
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: why you gotta wear a name brand. You're gonna get

844
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: this Forurverse? Why one Zara on this ad? I do

845
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: legs are closed. I love Zara real quick. I wanted

846
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 1: to get to a quick hord derve before we get

847
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: slightly into ending the show with our horrible decision, which

848
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: is raising dating standards based on a recent article. Well

849
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: good luck doing that, but the horder for this is

850
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: actually a wax candle tip um. I wanted to share

851
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: this because now that I'm fucking new niggas uh and

852
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 1: I'm not currently fucking new niggas out, but when I

853
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: broke up with my ex, I was like, Oh, let

854
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: me hit these new niggas. And this is where I

855
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: realized not everyone is this kinky. Is why I talked

856
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: about the things I wanted in the beginning of this episode.

857
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: But I realized that if you want to incorporate wax

858
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: play into the bedroom, these are the tips that I

859
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: wanted to share with you. Um way wax play is.

860
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: By the way, do not just think you can light

861
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: a candle and put it on somebody's body. Um when

862
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: you when you play with wax candles, they need to

863
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: be specifically soy candles, which make it to whear. When

864
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: they burn, it turns into an oil, not a wax.

865
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: So even when you drop it on somebody's body, the

866
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 1: body being of course oh cooler temperature than the fire,

867
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: is not going to turn the wax to a solid.

868
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: It's going to turn it into a missile. I'm gonna

869
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: be honest with you what Mandy said, soy, I agree,

870
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: if you have time to buy this ship cool. No,

871
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: but this is what the tip is. If you randomly

872
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,919
Speaker 1: do it with a candle. No, No, The only tip

873
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: is just fur my tip because you are specific wax play,

874
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: because I have a lot of wax candles now because

875
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: it was something that and I've been trying to sneak

876
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 1: it into when new niggas and it's just taking me

877
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: a little longer. So I have tips. At least you

878
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: have new nigs many yes, well, no, I don't anymore.

879
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: This was right when I broke up. I have not

880
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:20,879
Speaker 1: had sex congratulate sex during two cycles. To me, that's

881
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: two months. Even though it may only be thirty days,

882
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: it's a period. In a period, it's given two months anyways,

883
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,399
Speaker 1: wouldn't stop myself. Here are my wax candle sex tips

884
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 1: for those of you interested in wax play if you're

885
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: going to plant it into your night specifically, these are

886
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: my tips. Light the candle before you get into the room,

887
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 1: as in, say, y'all are watching TV out in the

888
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: living room and you know you want to incorporate a

889
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: wax candle. Light the candle, then come back to your room.

890
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: I say that because there were many times where I

891
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: lit the candle once we got into the room, and

892
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: by the time I wanted to play with the candle,

893
00:48:55,600 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: there wasn't enough wax. So Wax candles take hind a

894
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: bit of time to burn to create enough wax to

895
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 1: really massage it into to make it fun, So you

896
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 1: want to let it be burning for quite some time

897
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: before you just say, let me light a candle. It's

898
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: not amazingly when you make the n dinner and put

899
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,959
Speaker 1: it on. Yes, if you cook it for the nigga

900
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: and y'all watching the show on Netflix and then you

901
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: go into the room light the candle before you even

902
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: get to the bedroom. That's first tip. Second tip, they

903
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: are scented. I ain't gonna hold you, bitch. I got

904
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: one that was birthday cake and I don't like sweet ship,

905
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: so it just wasn't for me. I don't want my

906
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 1: nigga smelling like a birthday cake. Sorry, maybe a bitch

907
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: smelling like a birthday cake is cool. I don't want

908
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 1: my nigga smelling like icy. So I have one that's

909
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: Burgermont Burger Move Burger something and sandal wood, and it

910
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: makes him smell more masculine. So be particular in the

911
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: sense that you choose for these wax candles, because the

912
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,919
Speaker 1: whole room will smell like that. So I would stay

913
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: away from like the and it's been I would say lavender,

914
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: looking to the smells that create like a centual vibe,

915
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: even smells that you would literally smelling like a spa.

916
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 1: But be careful with the food smells, bro. This has

917
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: been an issue. Lamb wanted to do um Wax play

918
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: and he wanted to. He wanted to do it because

919
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: he saw a clip of Rory and I. I poured

920
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 1: a candle on him and he was like, I thought.

921
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: I thought I was just cool and I was like, yo,

922
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking podcastro but you know it's content. I'm like,

923
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: it's just making a clip and he's like, I'm doing

924
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 1: is ship to you tonight? So I laughed. So he

925
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: never brought anything for it. I had a candle burning

926
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: and it was Paulo Santo la Labo candle, and this

927
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: nigga picked it up. I said, what then are you doing? Oh?

928
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 1: He know? And I said to him, I just smelled

929
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 1: like this ship all night And he said, what's the problem.

930
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: He said, don't you be burning the ship anyway? Yes? Yes,

931
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: but That's what I'm saying. When you want to smell

932
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: like but when you incorporate into the bed, especially because

933
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 1: again soy candles turn into massage oil. Your whole sex

934
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 1: session is gonna smell like this, so be particular on

935
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,919
Speaker 1: the scent that you choose, because any candle, no for sure,

936
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,800
Speaker 1: it gets in your skin. It's wild, it's wild. The

937
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 1: last tip um start by dripping the wax on less

938
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 1: sensitive areas because I'm dealing with newbies. Didn't really go slowly.

939
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: Moved to more sensitive areas such as the inner thighs,

940
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,479
Speaker 1: making sure to check in with your partners to test

941
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: new areas, and never pour the wax on the head, phase, genitals,

942
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,919
Speaker 1: or inside the body. We know that I would say,

943
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:48,439
Speaker 1: specifically for men, start with I was actually gonna say,

944
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 1: if he's laying on his stomach where he would be

945
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: getting a massage, do the lower back and the back

946
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 1: of the legs. A lot of men who are athletic

947
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: or do a lot with their legs, they just they're

948
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,879
Speaker 1: not really the back of their legs being so hot

949
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: wax being poured on is way more like, it was

950
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: less jarring than if you do it to their shoulders

951
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 1: or or like places where they can tense up. You

952
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,800
Speaker 1: can't really tense up the back of your leg. So

953
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:18,919
Speaker 1: I would say start from like the ankle up, massage there,

954
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: then go to the lower back and then move up.

955
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 1: I sense that men are way less sensitive on their legs.

956
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: So if you're gonna play with wax, start high, of course,

957
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: because you don't want to make them jarred. But don't

958
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 1: start anywhere where they can tense up because then it's

959
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: gonna kind of ruin the mood. So start from the

960
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: ankles up with wax play would be my tip. Um.

961
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: And now before we get out of here, no hole

962
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: mail because we started with it. Um. We started off

963
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 1: with kind of what we're looking for. But there was

964
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:55,240
Speaker 1: an article that was posted and it's said, I remember,

965
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: it was something like dating opportunities for men are decreasing

966
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: as more healthy relationships standards arise. Men are reportedly at

967
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:08,800
Speaker 1: their loneliness romantically as potential partners are not settling for

968
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 1: the same. Dating standards from the nineteen nineties apparently meant

969
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: today outnumber women on dating sites and have become the

970
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 1: largest growing group of long term single people in the

971
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 1: last thirty years, according to a psychologists backed by research

972
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: shared in Sight Today. One study is shared by the

973
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: Outlet from twenty nineteen suggests that men ages twenty five

974
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: to fifty four. That's a large as to fifty four

975
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: are the fastest growing group of long term single people

976
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: since nineteen ninety, it will only worsen in the future.

977
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: While they represent approximately six of dating app users, outnumbering women.

978
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 1: Another study conducted in with over forty people showed the

979
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 1: men reported more loneliness than women. Um, there are several

980
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 1: factors men report. I'm gonna tell you what. Niggas cannot

981
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: be alone enough by their hose and maybe saying give

982
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,720
Speaker 1: talk to talk, preach to him. That's why, maybe saying

983
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: oh girls back and desperate and this and this and

984
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 1: that women take a lot of time to heal. Niggas

985
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: cannot be alone. They are constantly surrounding themselves. That she's

986
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: not projecting right. No, bro, this was given Maggie, But

987
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: do you think it was giving Maggie? Nah? God, I

988
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: think nigga's be quick to just they was already cheating,

989
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: so they was already fucking somebody actually really not even

990
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:35,240
Speaker 1: thinking about old bay. I genuinely believe men cannot be alone.

991
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 1: I think that is why they're able to have you know,

992
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 1: for example, Yeah, this is some fucking ship I forgot.

993
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: I'm so glad it just came to mark. Brianda went

994
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: on a date and the guy told her this ship

995
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, the guy said to her,

996
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 1: when women have a connection with a man, Yes, it's

997
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,800
Speaker 1: very rare to have a spark with someone. Yes, I

998
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: do agree to that. They think mate for life, mate

999
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 1: for life. This is gonna be my man. This is

1000
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 1: like someone I need to have to be the father

1001
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: of my kids. Whatever you tie this thing about wanting

1002
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 1: to lock him down. When men feel a spark, they

1003
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 1: recognize it, they know it's special, but they do not

1004
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: consider longevity. Oh, they because they isolate the experience. And

1005
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: I hated that it fits the bill for me. When

1006
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: I feel a spark all of those things start popping

1007
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: in my head at long term. Oh, I've know in

1008
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: five minutes, bro, I really know. If I'm like, oh,

1009
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 1: I just start looking and just start thinking and just

1010
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,760
Speaker 1: like looking up and down, like thinking, like my ovaries

1011
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: almost kicking. Even if I don't want to like have sex,

1012
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 1: I just start thinking. I start planning for your future

1013
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,399
Speaker 1: and then find that spark and they figure out where

1014
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: they place. I think they fear. I think they fear

1015
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:56,839
Speaker 1: that spark, and that's the problem. I think in men

1016
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: from their twenties to thirties, because they have this crave

1017
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 1: to be the man or the hope, or because financially

1018
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: they aren't in a place where they can be the

1019
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: providers of the protectors. They feel like they have all

1020
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 1: the time in the world. Their sperm always works. We

1021
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: have a biological clock, which may be also the reason

1022
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: why we've forced the need to be married sooner, to

1023
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: become a mom sooner, because we have a biological clock

1024
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 1: that men do not. And so I think that men

1025
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: feel like they have all the time in the world

1026
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 1: to get the ship together. They want to have fun,

1027
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: they want to be the man, they want to be

1028
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 1: able to live life. I was just watching the fucking

1029
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,439
Speaker 1: Murder inc Dot the way when this nigger got money

1030
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 1: and started realizing how he could show up. Because he

1031
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 1: had this money, in this power and could get whatever

1032
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 1: he wanted, he acted on it. And I think that

1033
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,439
Speaker 1: because society doesn't shame men to be host they feel

1034
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: like they could be in their whole phase a lot longer,

1035
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: which scares them when they meet a woman. Because men

1036
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: get better with age. Well valid, yes, that's just one thing.

1037
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 1: Men get better with age, And we're talking about how

1038
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 1: we used to get so much we were younger and broke.

1039
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: I believe I'm getting better with age, but maybe I

1040
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 1: am less desirable. Maybe niggas wanted to suck me when

1041
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: I was super young, and I was like, and now

1042
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,279
Speaker 1: you're older with But also I feel like women, our

1043
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 1: standards do change when we get older. The fact that

1044
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: now Nigga wanted men to take out my trash when

1045
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 1: I had three roommates, that was the last thing I

1046
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 1: was worried about. That's fair, you know what I mean.

1047
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 1: But back to Nigga's being um needing women all the time.

1048
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: So I thought about that moment or not being able

1049
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: to be alone. I thought about that moment because I

1050
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: was like, Wow, I've definitely heard men describe multiple relationships

1051
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: with women and how each woman is like, oh she

1052
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: does this, She's like this did like Nigga's that are hops,

1053
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 1: Whereas with women when they meet somebody that's got they're like, gosh,

1054
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: I'm that girl too. I'm like, I can't wait to

1055
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: tell you about this person, and they're like, right, for example,

1056
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 1: b d D, I think he's amazing, right, But if

1057
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: I met someone else, I kind of just like totally

1058
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 1: forget about what a great guy he is, because now

1059
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: I've got to spark with this person, with someone who

1060
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: are as niggas be trying to keep them holes. I've

1061
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: had a spark with you, you you you, and we're

1062
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: not why because they can't be alone and we're and

1063
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 1: we're kept with them forever. I'm not gonna lie because

1064
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: are dumbas is we'd be liking them. Niggas believe in

1065
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 1: their lyindness. But anyways, I would say, ladies, as you age.

1066
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 1: If you also start back from episode one of this podcast,

1067
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: the way my mind is completely shifted. In my standards

1068
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: of dating, casual sex, what I want from a partner

1069
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: is like ever changing. If you listen to last week's episode,

1070
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm probably different this week because as hope and I'm

1071
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: literally realizing that it's not even my standards, but what

1072
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: I want has changed. M hm and so fellas, it's

1073
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 1: gonna get harder because not only do we have fucking

1074
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 1: social media. We're seeing bitches get fucking thousands of dollars

1075
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: for their birthdays. We're seeing bitches get range overs, were

1076
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:59,439
Speaker 1: seeing the flowers. It's all in our face for when

1077
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 1: one man treats one woman really good, and it's paraded

1078
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: online our standards now raising our head even though we

1079
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 1: shouldn't be comparing our love lives, we do. And so

1080
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: I think social media is also a huge aspect that's

1081
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:16,919
Speaker 1: drawing these unrealistic parallels to what we see from maybe

1082
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: the famous people to our real lives. It's just interesting.

1083
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what, I don't think you famous people.

1084
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: I think TikTok couples. Oh wait, no, but I think

1085
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: they do it just TikTok. They love each other. But

1086
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 1: that's oh that too. So you're right, it's fake, it's phony.

1087
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. Oh you're right, y'all. Stop

1088
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: with these dumb ass gets. Bro, Bro, the skids gotta

1089
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: stop because nigga even Nimes on TikTok. Fine, but you

1090
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 1: can't be a TikTok. I ain't gonna hold you. I

1091
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 1: really like this one, dude. Don't sorry that we use

1092
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: an inn where so much to funk y'all whites that

1093
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 1: are listening. Uh. I saw him and I was like,

1094
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 1: the white lumberjack nigge. No, no, no, no, First off,

1095
00:59:56,520 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: it's white man, because you can lumberjack. I didn't know

1096
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: where yours because I saw this man that I really

1097
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: wanted to fun. But then he started dancing with shrimp.

1098
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: He like cooks, and I'm like, oh no, not just

1099
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: salmon guy. He needs to be arrested. Who comes, it's

1100
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 1: not the FC thing. They called him a salmon ray

1101
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: come for the for the for the food. The f

1102
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: d a food and that nigga hopped out of a fool.

1103
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 1: But let's have my horrible let's not talk hold you

1104
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 1: because he like, why was he in an apartment and

1105
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: all these bitches was getting you gotta have a salmon

1106
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 1: where we eat it? I gotta fry? Okay. Anyways, y'all,

1107
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: uh again, make sure you guys subscribe to our Patreon

1108
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: y'all has been a pleasure. Hopefully by the next time

1109
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: we get it to the studio, we fucking um. Nonetheless,

1110
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 1: we got three weeks. Yeah, we got we got a

1111
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. Make sure y'all follow us. I'm patreon

1112
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: this patreon dot com backslash Horrible Decisions. By the way,

1113
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 1: if you're watching us on the YouTube, uh you see

1114
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,600
Speaker 1: this lovely set. We are here at Full Court Studios

1115
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:13,919
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, New York. Website is open. We have three

1116
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 1: sets in this studio plus a whole another studio. So

1117
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 1: if you go to full Court Studio dot com or

1118
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 1: Instagram at the Full Court Studios you can see all

1119
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: of the sets. Book your time with us. Now, if

1120
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 1: you guys watch us and you see a whole different set,

1121
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: we are at WTF, so check out w TF Media

1122
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 1: Studios as well. And for anyone wondering why we're not

1123
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 1: having sex, please go back to last week's episode, check

1124
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 1: casting call and send it out to your friends. There

1125
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: we go. Please, we're trying to find me a dangle

1126
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 1: that was this episode. Look at you not even knowing

1127
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 1: we did the cast and call this episode we show?

1128
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 1: Did we really is tired and hungry. Her food is

1129
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 1: in the A d R booth. Guys, make sure you

1130
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 1: join us again on Patreon this Patreon dot com back

1131
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 1: Slash four Decisions. Thank you guys for tuning in to

1132
01:01:54,840 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 1: yet another episode of horrible Decisions. By right, it's bonus beach.

1133
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 1: Welcome to another town hall for this is your everybody.

1134
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what Barry said the Bengo card around,

1135
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 1: but basically, let's bury Barry. Let's give it to you Barry.

1136
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: What is the key word for this evening that if

1137
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: it is said, everyone must take a shot. I'm mute

1138
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: yourself and tell us pot I didn't even set it up.

1139
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: Give me like two seconds, I'll give it to you. Well,

1140
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 1: you can set it up. Put it in the chest, y'all.

1141
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 1: There is a card where again any of the words

1142
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 1: that are said, mark your bingo card, but also take

1143
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: a shot with us um As you guys know, not

1144
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 1: only did I jurnk pumpkin spice latte three days in

1145
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: a row, including on horrible decisions, Maybe I have pumpkin

1146
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 1: ill beer because I am that quite and I'm not

1147
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 1: really white, but baby, I love some pumpkin. And although

1148
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: this weekend is about to be ninety degrees in New

1149
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 1: York City, elite has fallen on the ground, and therefore

1150
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 1: it's giving fall the leaves that started to fall. You

1151
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: get it, so fall. I don't know what's worse, pumpkin

1152
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: or cat. You having a cat or the pumpkin ship. Bro,

1153
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,080
Speaker 1: Black people have cat and black people eat pumpkin. What's

1154
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: crazy is pumpkin pie tastes just like sweet potato. So

1155
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,800
Speaker 1: technically the way all I'll beat sweeper Tati pie is

1156
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 1: really pumpkin pie. They just put extra brown sugar in

1157
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: it and ship and say it's sweeper tape. That's all

1158
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 1: it is. Bro. Let me tell you something about these

1159
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 1: motherfucking white people in West Hollywood. First of all, it's

1160
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 1: a goddamned dog im along right now, and I'm about

1161
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 1: to tell her as to pick that ship up. Yeah,

1162
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm here looking out the window. First of all, I'm

1163
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,480
Speaker 1: outside of my own goddamn African American home. When this

1164
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 1: bitch across the street, Nina takes a ship on my grass.

1165
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm holding a poop bag. Some of y'all are on

1166
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 1: live when it's bitch just working with me two days ago.

1167
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 1: So Nina takes a ship and the lady comes out

1168
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 1: from her kitchen because her kitchen is facing the street

1169
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: in my house, and she goes, um, are you gonna

1170
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 1: pick that up? What if you wanted to fertilize your

1171
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 1: motherfucking grab Nicka. I looked her dead in the face,

1172
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,919
Speaker 1: held up the poop bag so that she can see

1173
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 1: I had one of my hands. Why would I just

1174
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 1: have ship all over my own house, bitch? So then

1175
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, she's a bit. So I get on Live.

1176
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:50,000
Speaker 1: I start talking about it. Right. Maybe she heard me.

1177
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 1: Maybe she didn't confirm she heard me. This morning, I'm

1178
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 1: a friend of mine who's state been staying here for

1179
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 1: like three weeks while they find the place in l A.

1180
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: She was like, Yo, your neighbor is uh a wild one.

1181
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 1: I said, really, what happened? She said, I went across

1182
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 1: the street to say hi because Nina ran over there,

1183
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 1: and she goes, Oh, at least someone likes me. I

1184
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 1: think your partner, because I guess you just assumed I

1185
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: have a gay. Look Mandy would love that one. Your

1186
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: partner doesn't. I don't know really what what transpired between us,

1187
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:23,960
Speaker 1: but apparently there's an issue. Bitch, we got an issue. Home.

1188
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,840
Speaker 1: You came outside in your robe no shoes, I might add,

1189
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:30,560
Speaker 1: don't know why white people love walking around with no

1190
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: shoes on, and told me to pick up my own dogshit.

1191
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 1: Son living in a house is quite told you to

1192
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 1: pick up your leftian ass dog shit, which I can't believe.

1193
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:43,479
Speaker 1: That partner, Why would you assume I'm gay? I can't

1194
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: absolutely believe, she said, your partner. I probably would too.

1195
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 1: I told you you'd be giving a studs. Well, maybe

1196
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:51,440
Speaker 1: it's my car because I feel like the niggas think

1197
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:54,040
Speaker 1: I have a nigga car like the Matt Green's giving nigga.

1198
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,160
Speaker 1: So maybe that's it. I don't know, but bitch, you

1199
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 1: got a lot of goddamn nerve. So anyway, that's the

1200
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: chronicles what it's like to It's just the house. It

1201
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:06,280
Speaker 1: is weird. I almost missing an apartment already. I love that.

1202
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 1: Crazy that you even say that, because one of the

1203
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 1: things about my building that I loved. I lived in

1204
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:18,480
Speaker 1: the Bronx in Lea for motherfucker's six years. Eight No

1205
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: not now one neighbor now one name, not a motherfucker.

1206
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: We would get in then no, no, no, no, no,

1207
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. We would get in the elevator

1208
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:33,400
Speaker 1: and almost feel like we opts and we wasn't. Baby

1209
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:36,960
Speaker 1: am I building? Now we get on. Hey, how is

1210
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:40,160
Speaker 1: your day? Have a good one? You're dogs so cute? Hey,

1211
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 1: like bro, they shared drugs with us. We're going turn

1212
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,880
Speaker 1: up at party my building right now. Mine need just

1213
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 1: like only three blacks to where when anyone comes that

1214
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 1: is up three black. No, I'm one of the black

1215
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 1: to where when anyone comes here, they'd be like, oh

1216
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 1: going to which they say, my fucking no, They just

1217
01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: know everyone coming to my house when they call me here.

1218
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 1: Hate that ship you build people. They do that at

1219
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:08,080
Speaker 1: w TF because we're the black floor and every time

1220
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,919
Speaker 1: Nigga is walking there, he'd be like the flooring number five,

1221
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: flooring number five. Now that's what I'm saying, bro. In

1222
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 1: my building, I actually talked to the white people their

1223
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 1: little cute as dogs. Mind you, it is giving one

1224
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,600
Speaker 1: one Damatians. You know why, because everybody looked like they

1225
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 1: pet It's really valid. They look just like the motherfucker's

1226
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 1: they walking the beasts on the lead ship.