WEBVTT - "Disingenuinity!" With Lauren Lapkus 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:13.320 Oh, I didn't need to get in the mood. Dude. Guys, 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:20.520 I'm so glad it's not Ari anymore. I am really glad. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:26.400 It's kidding me. The most boring man. He was appable 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:31.080 and was super abul and but such a yes. And 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:34.640 also he's getting married, but not on TV, he said, 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:38.199 because everybody hates them. Welcome to Williams this rust. My 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:41.879 name is arda Marine. We are in season, guys, we 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:46.960 are in season. Joining me is a woman who is 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:50.959 part She's a human female. She is part of a 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:53.239 dinner club that I have once a month called the 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:59.160 Cone Club Club. Such a pro u the Cone Club. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:02.280 It's me and is this mystery lady and Brian Sofie 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:04.240 and we have dinner once a month. It's going to 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:08.360 take place tomorrow night. It's going well so far, it is. 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:11.679 We're you know what, We're all reliable. We're all you'd 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:15.280 think for like a little clowns were actually very reliable. 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:18.120 Clowns are clowning school. It's like you better be on 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:20.040 time and you better have brought your balls and your 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:23.600 fake noses. But that I mean, it's only men invited. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:27.000 Just kidding, okay, So we have with us a woman 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:30.440 who's done this podcast many times, who delights me. You 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:33.039 might know her. I have to say, you are so 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:36.039 wonderful this season on Crashing. You might know her from 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.000 Orange is the New Black. You might know her from 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:43.040 her like her eighteen thousand podcast, Miss Lauren love Gesto. 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.240 I just did Raised by TV with Oh my God, 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:49.760 it was so fun, had a great time. We had 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:51.680 the best time. Gavirison. I were just talking about it 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:54.040 and how like you're the ideal guest because you have 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:55.920 tons to say. Oh my god, I had so much. 0:01:55.960 --> 0:02:00.480 I'll come to any arrow with you. Yeah. Okay, if 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:02.880 you guys haven't heard her podcast, Raised by TV is 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:06.520 on ear well, if it's fantastic people you get to 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:09.000 talk about basically, if if you were like me and 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:10.679 you didn't have a babysitter that you just plumped to 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:12.880 in front of the television and stuff like that. Yeah. 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:14.880 So we just like deep dive on the eighties and 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:18.960 nineties and sometimes seventies TV and commercials and stupid Ship 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.960 we remember and childhood and sometimes we have guests on 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:23.800 and they tell us all about their childhood. You have 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:26.160 I think one of the cutest photos I've ever seen 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:31.120 on Instagram recently, was you went to a reproduction of 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:33.680 What You Can Tell Everybody? Wait, what are you thinking 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:36.639 it was when you went they when they built the diner? 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:40.079 Oh yeah, say by the Max. Yeah? Um, I thought 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:43.079 you were talking about my lame childhood photo that I 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:45.240 posted with the writer strong episode. So that's what I 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.919 was going. So I got totally confused. Say by the 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:49.960 Max is a pop up in l A that is 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:52.919 say by the Belt, it's the Max. It's up, yes, 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:54.760 and they're actually extending it. They're extending it, and I 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:56.359 bet you could get in because they're kind of doing 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:59.680 special reservations and stuff. I'll put it in good would. 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:03.920 So it's the coolest place ever. It's like down to 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:07.280 the little teeny little details are all spot on. It's 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:09.960 so fun that this is gonna sound so gross. I 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.519 got to be on an episode of Friends and like, 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:17.600 what why? It was the last It was the last 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:21.320 season I did the episode I played the maid that 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:23.919 stole Monik Jean Remember that? Oh my god? That was 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:26.639 It was like me and Sean Penn. We filmed it 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:28.760 right after nine eleven, so we had to do like 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:32.320 we had to do so many hot buzzwords happened? What 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:34.640 was that? What was the thing that the white powder 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:38.120 that people kept sending to actually did do? Anthrax Tirls 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:40.040 or Warder Brothers. It was like me and Sean pendering 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:43.520 Anthrax trills and I remember being backstage, but it was 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.360 literally there, like I think they were like their fifth 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:49.400 to last episode. I was there, eight hundred guests. It 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:50.880 is me and Sean Penn. Who are you going to 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:53.320 talk to if you're a friend, Yeah, right right now 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:55.760 where you're alone. Matthew Perry was nice to me, but 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:59.720 Sean Penn was like terrified behind the screen. But it 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.120 was the reason I bring it up was because I 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:05.080 was such a fan of that show to actually walk 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.960 into Monica's apartment and be on the set of like 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.280 Holy sh It, and like I got to climb around 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:13.480 their counters. I was like, I'm in their fault. That's 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:16.400 so weird. I feel that so weird. I did some 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:18.479 episodes of The Thing Bang Theory, and it felt I 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:21.560 had the same feeling of being I'm in it now, 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:25.000 I'm in the show. I'm in there. It's like very 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.200 hard to wrap your head around because that didn't happen 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:29.320 in life. That you watch something and you're in the thing. 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:32.400 It's as if you got to enter TV. Yeah, very 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.880 very weird. Okay to my right as a woman who 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:39.159 just delights me, who I feel I already felt close 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:42.680 to because we text so late, so many, so many 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:45.320 nights a week. But I can't even there we go. 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:51.160 But I just went through twenty six sixteen, twenty six hours, 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:55.120 sixteen episodes a Bachelor in Paradise, Australia with her, and 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:57.600 it was such a wonderful thing. I feel so close 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.920 to you right now, miss An. I went to you 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:05.120 guys in this life raised by TV and Austin. I 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:07.680 sat in the crowd. Did you enjoy yourself? I did? 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:08.920 I was, I was everyone. I'd be like, you know, 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:13.640 I'm actually friends with Art. I kept to myself, Oh 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.320 my god, we had such a good time. That was 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:20.120 a great episode. Ed and a woman who I was 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:23.240 worried about this week. I was worried about her because 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:26.920 fans kept tweeting us, and I'm glad it was dressed 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.680 on our television. But we all know that Katie loves 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:33.520 Colton and and the fans got very sassy of like 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:36.080 Katy love Colton. He dated d And I was like, 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:38.160 I don't know what's going on, but I just know 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.480 that all I know is Colton as a dog, and 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:43.279 Colton works with kids and like has a charity event. 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:47.720 Well but now but yeah, but now but now, And 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:49.960 Katie's in love with Colton, and I got worried about 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:52.320 you because because he might be a piece of ship. 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:55.440 Yet tonight we got to that we got don't think 0:05:55.480 --> 0:06:02.040 so I'm gonna look at that guarantee suck. Okay, And 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:04.520 part of it is because he was like, I shouldn't 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.960 have went here, and I was like, year out, I 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:10.760 should the grammar so all over the I shouldn't have 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:15.919 went here, engine, engine annuity. There's so much going wrong, 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:18.520 and this overall before we get going, because that's a 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:20.440 big one that we're gonna get to. That's a big one. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:22.360 We're gonna we have a big stop on the train. 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:24.240 Is we have a big Colt and stop on the 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.520 train before we get started. How are you feeling overall 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:30.600 about the season, about about Becca as a bachelorette? Talk 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.159 to me, Laura. Okay, here's the thing. I was pretty 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:36.800 disappointed that she was made the bachelorette. Okay, partly because 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:40.000 I think it's really, really unhealthy. She just was engaged. 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:43.320 I mean on TV. She did all of this months ago, 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:45.960 and then within months she's trying to get engage again 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:48.160 with Its just it's too much, it's too fast, it's 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:50.840 too much on TV. There's too much. That's not first 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:52.800 of all, those engagements never work anyway. So it's like, 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:54.800 you just got fucked by the system. You're gonna do 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:56.440 it again. I don't really like that, you know what, 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.880 That's a really good point. Yeah. I was just right 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:02.280 on board, like our here, let's do the Oh my god, 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.240 can we talk about We didn't talk about that last week. Anna, 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:07.240 they let's do the damn thing. It's like nobody in 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:10.240 America said that as a catchphrase, and they are just shoving. 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.080 It's like they really are. I'm like, I don't need 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:13.760 I don't need her to have a catchphrase. I just 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:16.360 want to see people talk to each other, get to 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:17.960 know each other, and date. I don't need one of 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:19.640 them to have a catchphrase. I don't need them to 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:22.080 be a sitcom character. If there's a catchphrase that I 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:25.680 wanted to be, like Getty up. Yeah, yeah, oh my god, 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:28.160 I'm so glad he's not there. We don't have a 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:30.600 wob boom. We have some other characters, don't I don't 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:34.520 know if she's going to find love out of this crew. 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.800 She says it herself a lot. Yeah, it feels she 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:41.680 feels kind of hopeless, And I mean I would too 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.800 with all the options and what you're just coming out of. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.400 It's also bad, but like, I don't know, I feel 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.560 like they're not connecting with her in a real way yet. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:53.640 It's really really superficial so far. She loves a jock. 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:56.680 She loves a wide smile. There's a lot of wide 0:07:56.760 --> 0:08:00.320 smiling jock that date her first date, who is lovely 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.840 that guy and then the demon who got the front 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:07.360 runner rose last week. They all have a wide smile. Katie, 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:08.600 What do you have to say? What's going to say? 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:12.920 I think there's one guy who Blake, Yeah, which he was. 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:17.920 We're not there. I think a hard time with names 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:19.480 at the stage. We all do. That's why I have 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:22.440 the computer. I actually bring it up because I don't 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:25.800 know who's you. I've been painting. Here's the thing, guys, 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:27.960 there's a reason they have professionals. I got cheap. I 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.440 bought a house. I was like, I'm too cheap to 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:33.080 put up wallpaper. I'm gonna stencil it, so I bought 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:35.880 a stencil on Etsy. I tried to get a profess 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:40.679 to do it. They wanted. So I'm doing it not 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:43.760 quite precise, but I might be ruining my walls. Guys, well, 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.120 it could be really cute if it's not precise. And 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:49.360 also we'll always paint over it. That's the thing. So 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:51.199 it's like, that's not that big of a My mom, 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:53.760 Jenna Marina a little comptrom real estate for all your 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:57.200 summer rental needs. She talked me into it. She texted me. 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:01.040 She goes art and idiots across America are stenciling pineapples 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:04.360 on everything. You can do this, which I appreciate. She 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:06.480 has to look good from the periphiles. No one's really 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:08.120 staring at you. You know what, if you're looking at 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:10.920 it that much, then there dicks. Okay, here we go. 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:14.280 Look always why smiles. Oh my god, I am the worst. 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:18.280 Chris Harris Harrison. I'm still waiting for the Chris Harrison season. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:21.160 I will say it forever. Alex Blake, they all have 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:24.080 a wide smile screen. Yeah, here you go. You can 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:26.800 even have at it. Okay, So here we go. We're 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:30.960 starting out, she's biking around Venice. We're in Los Angeles. 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:33.559 It's not even close to Hidden Hills where she's staying. 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:37.520 But she she was like, can we just discuss the 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:41.480 fact that the mansion is looking real run down? Like 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:44.120 they had shots of the guys like standing on the balcony. 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:46.480 I was like, they didn't even patch the paint. It's 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:49.000 also weird that it's not a new mansion every once 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:50.840 in a while, Like, it's weird that it is just 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:53.920 one place that seems gross to me. I like that 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:57.520 they staged it last time. Oh that's funny. I did 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:01.080 enjoy that as much as I didn't enjoy I felt 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:05.000 like Rachel hogged all the airtime last week. Yeah, I know. 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:07.880 So now I'm distracted. Now I can't talk to you. 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.800 Why wait because of what? Because of that? The guys? 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.079 Because I'm distracted. Yeah, I know, I'm looking at these guys. 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:17.080 There's not a wide Okay, wait, look at the help. 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:20.559 I don't. Everyone looks how they look, and everyone's great, 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.360 But with these two guys next to each other, his 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:25.160 eyes are so wide and his eyes are so close. 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:30.640 So you knew that because I've looked at those two 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:33.360 together a joke like they went like, here's what your 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.960 eyes could look like. Here's also what they could like 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:39.160 look like. And then here's a normal Yeah, Garrett has 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:42.320 shark guys. Yeah, and his eyes are on both sides 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:44.160 of his head. He can get you from any side. 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:46.760 We know he's not a good guy. He's he's a 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:50.160 bad guy. Yeah, okay, so here we go. So there 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.360 she's biking to Venice. She's like, I just need to 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:55.800 chill out there. They're really trying to play out like, hey, 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.000 I just need to take it easy. Who cares that? 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:00.240 I just got really screwed over. And I also was like, 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:02.079 that's not her bike, that's not where she lived. I 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:04.040 was just like, what is this? Like, yeah, I'm just chilling. 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:06.280 It was driving me crazy. They try to make it 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:08.839 look so natural. It was because also we know that 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:12.520 she's staying about like an hour and forty minute car 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:16.000 ride from where she was Venice. I think they just 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:17.760 wanted to make it look cool and make her look 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:20.559 care free. Like where does she live though? Because she 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:23.480 lives in Minnesota. For some reason, I thought they were 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:25.120 saying her like apartment that she was staying it was 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:28.560 in Venice or something. No, the taxidermists lived in Venice. 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:31.720 But where do they stay? They stay in a hotel, right, 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:34.120 they stay. There's like I think it's like a four 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:37.400 seasons that has like little huts that are at deep 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:41.559 in Calabasas. There's a four Seasons. I know because I filmed. 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:44.080 I did a suburgatory. I started at it where I 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:48.120 played the waitress. Guys, pretty big deal and uh and 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:51.439 so they it's like a country club, like golf club. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:54.920 Four seasons. It's not that popular, and so I'm gonna 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:58.160 guess it's probably cheaper than your average four seasons. I 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:01.120 mean that would suck though, Oh yeah, I mean I'm 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.160 sure it'd be cool for like a month. Yeah, but 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:04.800 I mean then you start to go a little stir crazy. 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.120 You're by yourself, you don't have your phone or anything. 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:11.720 It's oh yeah yeah, um so then the mansion's looking crumbly. 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:15.360 She loves a wide, wide smiled frat boy. She decides 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:19.120 to take her first group to settle Back Ranch and 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:21.400 she's like, it's a cool thing, Dad, I got spoiled 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:24.040 in my first one. Here's a racket tuxedos. And then 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.680 she's like, we're not going to stay clean. It was 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:30.480 another fucking if they're never popular the obstacle race you guys. 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.280 I hate that. I was getting really mad because I 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:37.079 was like, this isn't it says? This proves nothing about 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.920 who you will like. It's like even if they cheat 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:41.800 or they don't cheat, or they're really strong or whatever, 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:43.880 it's like, none of that does anything for me in 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:45.960 terms of someone I'm gonna marry. I would want to 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:49.559 talk to these people. We get nothing from this experience. 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:51.160 It was like the same one they did last year. 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.400 But like the guys last year got like like Ashton 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:56.080 Kutcher and Melikoonas and they got like Rachel and Broun. 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:57.760 I know. I was like, why are they here? I 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:00.240 forgot they were even together. To me, ever, I see 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.439 also when I see Rachel and Brian, I'm like, oh 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:06.679 my god, there's been two couples that just came out 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:10.840 in a row that no one's excited about. Oh it's Rachel, Yeah, 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.720 because like you should have picked Peter, did Rachel? And 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:15.160 you have to be over your X? Are you over 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:19.440 your X? Back on She's like, yep, it's not like 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:24.560 for him, she just got dumped on TV. She's not 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:28.040 There's no chance she's over that. No, and and she 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:31.240 and I don't think Rachel's over Peter because she's still 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.000 bringing it up. And like Brian even did a thing 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:36.360 it was like you better be over your ex renferencing. 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:40.000 He goes, oh the other guy. It's like, guys, i't 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:43.400 e time Ari Oh I think he. I think if 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.040 you watched back, it was a slight thing of like, 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.480 there's the other guy. You better make sure he's out 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:51.520 of your system. I didn't not pick up on that. 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:54.520 I wish we could watch this with like a behavioral 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:58.280 therapists just in the corner as a little pop up. 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:00.679 So this is really on how thing, what's happened? She 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:04.920 used to flick, Oh my god, you're absolutely really good ideas, 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.760 a really good idea. If there's behavioral therapists that like 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:11.920 our analysts that listen, can you please hit us up? Yeah, 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:15.280 Rose podcast and going on with these people. So then 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:17.160 they do they do. But it's funny that these things 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:19.320 are always so nineteen fifties. Like last year it was 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:23.560 like vacuuming and swaddling the baby. This year the ball 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.280 and Chaine and told, you know, and then the guy's 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.280 keeping like this is what a marriage is like, you know, 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:30.400 you start with a ball and chain, you're trying to 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:32.800 get to the hard parts. When you climb to the 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:35.080 end and you kiss her, Oh my god, are you 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.280 talking about? And this is where we read a girlfriend. 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:40.760 This is where we learned that our Lincoln log are 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:49.240 I remember? I forgot completely. I was like watching last 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:51.760 Night episode, I was like, he does like why he 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:56.120 is not British, He's simply not British. God, where do 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:58.800 you think he's from anywhere? It was just like his 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:01.240 accent was not consist in and then like it would 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:05.000 be like weird British. Sometimes I just don't think he is. 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:07.800 My friend said the exact same thing. She was like, 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:13.080 his accent doesn't sound real. Are you serious? I'm not. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.720 I'm not super weird. I think I say he's Nigergeria, 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:17.720 but it doesn't make it clear when he came to 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:20.440 America and how he would have gotten that accent. Yeah, 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:25.160 oh my god, because he was British city in Nigeria. 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:27.040 Like I don't get it. Yeah, I don't know. I 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:29.360 don't know. We have to look at maybe anybody was 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:32.480 a Nigerian accent. Will you please email us and let 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:34.320 us know this is what you sound like if you 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:37.520 if you've moved from Nigeria to the United States, is 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:40.520 this would sound British though I know well that I 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.200 thought he was saying he was British, So now I'm 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:46.480 even more confused. He lived in England for a bit. Yeah, 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:48.840 that's what I'm thinking. Well, someone made a comment like 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:52.200 that on the show and she was like, in the 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:54.920 before you start to talk like that, was like, shut up. 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.920 I hate that guys so much. I love him. I 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.680 love him. Jordan's I loved I of Jordan is my 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:05.360 favorite contestant ever game. He's my boo. Shut up. I 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:09.440 love Jordan's so I truly, I'm like, I'm like praising 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:10.960 the heavens for Jordan. Here's what I need to say 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:13.080 about George. Wait wait wait wait, okay here wait wait, 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:16.600 we gotta go for Lincoln. Lugs. Watching Lincoln, I actually 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:20.760 thought he's crazy enough to shoot on the floor. I 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:24.480 know the way he literally had tears streaming down his 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:28.200 face about a xerox fucking picture that got wet. Where 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.440 they will give you another one, Like okay, that's the 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:33.360 thing they start, so they start there. If you're just 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.360 a listener, they do this they have to do like 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:38.320 the ball and chain and da da da da da, 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:40.680 and like then they have to ice themselves with a 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:43.760 little sand like the top the sounds of time like 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:46.240 a garbage canful of water, and they have to like 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.000 I only love how the football player was like Clay, 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:52.880 like text of that Clay is the only one of 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:56.520 the only legitimate athletes they've ever had on and he's, yeah, 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:58.800 he's like a good he's a good athlete. Um, we're 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.840 not good at chatting though. We did. They film this 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:05.320 probably like early just probably February March. Okay. Then he 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:07.720 because whatever team was on probably didn't make it to 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:09.679 the playoffs, would have been done. We were trying to 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:14.159 figure that out. So he so so to play just 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:19.080 was like a cool cucumber and lank and logs cheated 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:22.439 and then shoved somebody and was so cray. And then 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:24.320 they had to get like the ring out of the 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:27.160 cake and not use your hands. And Rachel goes because 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:29.199 if you're good with your hands, if you thought you 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:31.600 were good with your hands, because it's what that mouth do, 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:33.640 and I just like, oh my god, I don't want 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:40.480 to think about Brian going down. I got the ring 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:43.920 of oh my god, give it a disgusting. It was offensive, 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:51.400 it was very I was also like, yeah, yeah, you're 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:53.240 trying to marry her and you're gonna be thinking she's 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:55.520 a fucking drag immediately, Like this is so crazy. They 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:58.240 do this every year. It's like, get the hair clog 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:02.760 out of the sink, guys, because love ladies, their extensions 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:06.240 are gonna fall in umiliated by all that we do. 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:09.919 So then they show up, they've got a cocktail party 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:13.360 Lincoln Win. They get a photo where they're like, it's 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:17.399 actually was a cute photo. She's very photogenic. Yeah, he 0:18:17.560 --> 0:18:19.919 like cute. So she shows up, she's got a sexy 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:22.320 little red jumpsuit on. She's well, that was a very 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:25.600 very sexy out she looks good. She's like, I think 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:30.000 they're styling her. Well, her outfits are and they're unique. Yeah, 0:18:30.320 --> 0:18:32.639 a boring gown and I feel like they sexed her 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:35.800 up because I felt like on Ari season she was 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:38.480 a little more Minnesota and I feel like she's still herself, 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:40.480 but she's been put through the TV machine. Well yeah, 0:18:40.480 --> 0:18:42.640 because she was only bringing her own stuff at that point. Yes, 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:51.040 the stylist, you want me to start thinking about that, 0:18:53.040 --> 0:18:54.800 but they did a good job with her. I feel 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:57.040 like they got her right. That was a good jumpsuit. 0:18:57.400 --> 0:18:59.960 So then they get she goes over and she gets okay, 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:02.359 here we go that she gives Lincoln the wedding photo 0:19:02.359 --> 0:19:04.160 in the frame and he pulls her in for the 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:10.440 grossest god, oh my god, that screaming. It was Anna, 0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:13.200 what did you think of that kiss? I can't stand Lincoln. 0:19:13.240 --> 0:19:14.760 I don't even I just can't. What do you think 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:19.600 about Lincoln? I think he's potentially like a sociopath on 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:22.760 some level because of that weird like me and my future. 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:26.600 Oh yeah, yeah, just like okay, you need to chill. 0:19:26.840 --> 0:19:29.520 It was really weird. And then the tears felt really manufactured, 0:19:29.520 --> 0:19:32.439 because like if they're not, I don't know what to 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:34.960 do with you. So he brings that, he brings this, 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:37.720 he's get this picture after he has the world's grossest kiss, 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:39.480 and he brings it back and he puts it in 0:19:39.520 --> 0:19:41.280 the middle of these guys and there's like really a 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:43.720 big tool about it. No, the guy shouldn't have thrown 0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:45.320 it in the pool. But they did say, like hey man, 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:49.480 as they could notice said the word dangle more, Oh 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:53.719 my god, dangle and give dangling in front of us. 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:59.560 He's dangle. Yeah. They kept putting it like so they're like, 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:03.040 can you of it? He did ask him like ten 0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:06.919 times and then but like and Lincoln was crazy. He 0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:10.639 kept kissing the photo. Yeah, it was just he cared 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:12.280 way too much about the picture. And then when it 0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:15.040 was gone, he was like, you don't understand. That was 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:19.000 literally a photo of my woman with me. And I 0:20:19.040 --> 0:20:21.160 was wearing a muddy talks and I was like, what 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:25.680 are you listen to yourself? That doesn't matter. You experienced it, 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:28.520 it's gonna be on TV. You can get a picture again. Like, 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.920 it's all just so stupid. He had it for an 0:20:31.920 --> 0:20:37.640