Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't need to get in the mood. Dude. Guys,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad it's not Ari anymore. I am really glad.
Speaker 1: It's kidding me. The most boring man. He was appable
Speaker 1: and was super abul and but such a yes. And
Speaker 1: also he's getting married, but not on TV, he said,
Speaker 1: because everybody hates them. Welcome to Williams this rust. My
Speaker 1: name is arda Marine. We are in season, guys, we
Speaker 1: are in season. Joining me is a woman who is
Speaker 1: part She's a human female. She is part of a
Speaker 1: dinner club that I have once a month called the
Speaker 1: Cone Club Club. Such a pro u the Cone Club.
Speaker 1: It's me and is this mystery lady and Brian Sofie
Speaker 1: and we have dinner once a month. It's going to
Speaker 1: take place tomorrow night. It's going well so far, it is.
Speaker 1: We're you know what, We're all reliable. We're all you'd
Speaker 1: think for like a little clowns were actually very reliable.
Speaker 1: Clowns are clowning school. It's like you better be on
Speaker 1: time and you better have brought your balls and your
Speaker 1: fake noses. But that I mean, it's only men invited.
Speaker 1: Just kidding, okay, So we have with us a woman
Speaker 1: who's done this podcast many times, who delights me. You
Speaker 1: might know her. I have to say, you are so
Speaker 1: wonderful this season on Crashing. You might know her from
Speaker 1: Orange is the New Black. You might know her from
Speaker 1: her like her eighteen thousand podcast, Miss Lauren love Gesto.
Speaker 1: I just did Raised by TV with Oh my God,
Speaker 1: it was so fun, had a great time. We had
Speaker 1: the best time. Gavirison. I were just talking about it
Speaker 1: and how like you're the ideal guest because you have
Speaker 1: tons to say. Oh my god, I had so much.
Speaker 1: I'll come to any arrow with you. Yeah. Okay, if
Speaker 1: you guys haven't heard her podcast, Raised by TV is
Speaker 1: on ear well, if it's fantastic people you get to
Speaker 1: talk about basically, if if you were like me and
Speaker 1: you didn't have a babysitter that you just plumped to
Speaker 1: in front of the television and stuff like that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we just like deep dive on the eighties and
Speaker 1: nineties and sometimes seventies TV and commercials and stupid Ship
Speaker 1: we remember and childhood and sometimes we have guests on
Speaker 1: and they tell us all about their childhood. You have
Speaker 1: I think one of the cutest photos I've ever seen
Speaker 1: on Instagram recently, was you went to a reproduction of
Speaker 1: What You Can Tell Everybody? Wait, what are you thinking
Speaker 1: it was when you went they when they built the diner?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, say by the Max. Yeah? Um, I thought
Speaker 1: you were talking about my lame childhood photo that I
Speaker 1: posted with the writer strong episode. So that's what I
Speaker 1: was going. So I got totally confused. Say by the
Speaker 1: Max is a pop up in l A that is
Speaker 1: say by the Belt, it's the Max. It's up, yes,
Speaker 1: and they're actually extending it. They're extending it, and I
Speaker 1: bet you could get in because they're kind of doing
Speaker 1: special reservations and stuff. I'll put it in good would.
Speaker 1: So it's the coolest place ever. It's like down to
Speaker 1: the little teeny little details are all spot on. It's
Speaker 1: so fun that this is gonna sound so gross. I
Speaker 1: got to be on an episode of Friends and like,
Speaker 1: what why? It was the last It was the last
Speaker 1: season I did the episode I played the maid that
Speaker 1: stole Monik Jean Remember that? Oh my god? That was
Speaker 1: It was like me and Sean Penn. We filmed it
Speaker 1: right after nine eleven, so we had to do like
Speaker 1: we had to do so many hot buzzwords happened? What
Speaker 1: was that? What was the thing that the white powder
Speaker 1: that people kept sending to actually did do? Anthrax Tirls
Speaker 1: or Warder Brothers. It was like me and Sean pendering
Speaker 1: Anthrax trills and I remember being backstage, but it was
Speaker 1: literally there, like I think they were like their fifth
Speaker 1: to last episode. I was there, eight hundred guests. It
Speaker 1: is me and Sean Penn. Who are you going to
Speaker 1: talk to if you're a friend, Yeah, right right now
Speaker 1: where you're alone. Matthew Perry was nice to me, but
Speaker 1: Sean Penn was like terrified behind the screen. But it
Speaker 1: was the reason I bring it up was because I
Speaker 1: was such a fan of that show to actually walk
Speaker 1: into Monica's apartment and be on the set of like
Speaker 1: Holy sh It, and like I got to climb around
Speaker 1: their counters. I was like, I'm in their fault. That's
Speaker 1: so weird. I feel that so weird. I did some
Speaker 1: episodes of The Thing Bang Theory, and it felt I
Speaker 1: had the same feeling of being I'm in it now,
Speaker 1: I'm in the show. I'm in there. It's like very
Speaker 1: hard to wrap your head around because that didn't happen
Speaker 1: in life. That you watch something and you're in the thing.
Speaker 1: It's as if you got to enter TV. Yeah, very
Speaker 1: very weird. Okay to my right as a woman who
Speaker 1: just delights me, who I feel I already felt close
Speaker 1: to because we text so late, so many, so many
Speaker 1: nights a week. But I can't even there we go.
Speaker 1: But I just went through twenty six sixteen, twenty six hours,
Speaker 1: sixteen episodes a Bachelor in Paradise, Australia with her, and
Speaker 1: it was such a wonderful thing. I feel so close
Speaker 1: to you right now, miss An. I went to you
Speaker 1: guys in this life raised by TV and Austin. I
Speaker 1: sat in the crowd. Did you enjoy yourself? I did?
Speaker 1: I was, I was everyone. I'd be like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm actually friends with Art. I kept to myself, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, we had such a good time. That was
Speaker 1: a great episode. Ed and a woman who I was
Speaker 1: worried about this week. I was worried about her because
Speaker 1: fans kept tweeting us, and I'm glad it was dressed
Speaker 1: on our television. But we all know that Katie loves
Speaker 1: Colton and and the fans got very sassy of like
Speaker 1: Katy love Colton. He dated d And I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but I just know
Speaker 1: that all I know is Colton as a dog, and
Speaker 1: Colton works with kids and like has a charity event.
Speaker 1: Well but now but yeah, but now but now, And
Speaker 1: Katie's in love with Colton, and I got worried about
Speaker 1: you because because he might be a piece of ship.
Speaker 1: Yet tonight we got to that we got don't think
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna look at that guarantee suck. Okay, And
Speaker 1: part of it is because he was like, I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have went here, and I was like, year out, I
Speaker 1: should the grammar so all over the I shouldn't have
Speaker 1: went here, engine, engine annuity. There's so much going wrong,
Speaker 1: and this overall before we get going, because that's a
Speaker 1: big one that we're gonna get to. That's a big one.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we have a big stop on the train.
Speaker 1: Is we have a big Colt and stop on the
Speaker 1: train before we get started. How are you feeling overall
Speaker 1: about the season, about about Becca as a bachelorette? Talk
Speaker 1: to me, Laura. Okay, here's the thing. I was pretty
Speaker 1: disappointed that she was made the bachelorette. Okay, partly because
Speaker 1: I think it's really, really unhealthy. She just was engaged.
Speaker 1: I mean on TV. She did all of this months ago,
Speaker 1: and then within months she's trying to get engage again
Speaker 1: with Its just it's too much, it's too fast, it's
Speaker 1: too much on TV. There's too much. That's not first
Speaker 1: of all, those engagements never work anyway. So it's like,
Speaker 1: you just got fucked by the system. You're gonna do
Speaker 1: it again. I don't really like that, you know what,
Speaker 1: That's a really good point. Yeah. I was just right
Speaker 1: on board, like our here, let's do the Oh my god,
Speaker 1: can we talk about We didn't talk about that last week. Anna,
Speaker 1: they let's do the damn thing. It's like nobody in
Speaker 1: America said that as a catchphrase, and they are just shoving.
Speaker 1: It's like they really are. I'm like, I don't need
Speaker 1: I don't need her to have a catchphrase. I just
Speaker 1: want to see people talk to each other, get to
Speaker 1: know each other, and date. I don't need one of
Speaker 1: them to have a catchphrase. I don't need them to
Speaker 1: be a sitcom character. If there's a catchphrase that I
Speaker 1: wanted to be, like Getty up. Yeah, yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad he's not there. We don't have a
Speaker 1: wob boom. We have some other characters, don't I don't
Speaker 1: know if she's going to find love out of this crew.
Speaker 1: She says it herself a lot. Yeah, it feels she
Speaker 1: feels kind of hopeless, And I mean I would too
Speaker 1: with all the options and what you're just coming out of.
Speaker 1: It's also bad, but like, I don't know, I feel
Speaker 1: like they're not connecting with her in a real way yet.
Speaker 1: It's really really superficial so far. She loves a jock.
Speaker 1: She loves a wide smile. There's a lot of wide
Speaker 1: smiling jock that date her first date, who is lovely
Speaker 1: that guy and then the demon who got the front
Speaker 1: runner rose last week. They all have a wide smile. Katie,
Speaker 1: What do you have to say? What's going to say?
Speaker 1: I think there's one guy who Blake, Yeah, which he was.
Speaker 1: We're not there. I think a hard time with names
Speaker 1: at the stage. We all do. That's why I have
Speaker 1: the computer. I actually bring it up because I don't
Speaker 1: know who's you. I've been painting. Here's the thing, guys,
Speaker 1: there's a reason they have professionals. I got cheap. I
Speaker 1: bought a house. I was like, I'm too cheap to
Speaker 1: put up wallpaper. I'm gonna stencil it, so I bought
Speaker 1: a stencil on Etsy. I tried to get a profess
Speaker 1: to do it. They wanted. So I'm doing it not
Speaker 1: quite precise, but I might be ruining my walls. Guys, well,
Speaker 1: it could be really cute if it's not precise. And
Speaker 1: also we'll always paint over it. That's the thing. So
Speaker 1: it's like, that's not that big of a My mom,
Speaker 1: Jenna Marina a little comptrom real estate for all your
Speaker 1: summer rental needs. She talked me into it. She texted me.
Speaker 1: She goes art and idiots across America are stenciling pineapples
Speaker 1: on everything. You can do this, which I appreciate. She
Speaker 1: has to look good from the periphiles. No one's really
Speaker 1: staring at you. You know what, if you're looking at
Speaker 1: it that much, then there dicks. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Look always why smiles. Oh my god, I am the worst.
Speaker 1: Chris Harris Harrison. I'm still waiting for the Chris Harrison season.
Speaker 1: I will say it forever. Alex Blake, they all have
Speaker 1: a wide smile screen. Yeah, here you go. You can
Speaker 1: even have at it. Okay, So here we go. We're
Speaker 1: starting out, she's biking around Venice. We're in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: It's not even close to Hidden Hills where she's staying.
Speaker 1: But she she was like, can we just discuss the
Speaker 1: fact that the mansion is looking real run down? Like
Speaker 1: they had shots of the guys like standing on the balcony.
Speaker 1: I was like, they didn't even patch the paint. It's
Speaker 1: also weird that it's not a new mansion every once
Speaker 1: in a while, Like, it's weird that it is just
Speaker 1: one place that seems gross to me. I like that
Speaker 1: they staged it last time. Oh that's funny. I did
Speaker 1: enjoy that as much as I didn't enjoy I felt
Speaker 1: like Rachel hogged all the airtime last week. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: So now I'm distracted. Now I can't talk to you.
Speaker 1: Why wait because of what? Because of that? The guys?
Speaker 1: Because I'm distracted. Yeah, I know, I'm looking at these guys.
Speaker 1: There's not a wide Okay, wait, look at the help.
Speaker 1: I don't. Everyone looks how they look, and everyone's great,
Speaker 1: But with these two guys next to each other, his
Speaker 1: eyes are so wide and his eyes are so close.
Speaker 1: So you knew that because I've looked at those two
Speaker 1: together a joke like they went like, here's what your
Speaker 1: eyes could look like. Here's also what they could like
Speaker 1: look like. And then here's a normal Yeah, Garrett has
Speaker 1: shark guys. Yeah, and his eyes are on both sides
Speaker 1: of his head. He can get you from any side.
Speaker 1: We know he's not a good guy. He's he's a
Speaker 1: bad guy. Yeah, okay, so here we go. So there
Speaker 1: she's biking to Venice. She's like, I just need to
Speaker 1: chill out there. They're really trying to play out like, hey,
Speaker 1: I just need to take it easy. Who cares that?
Speaker 1: I just got really screwed over. And I also was like,
Speaker 1: that's not her bike, that's not where she lived. I
Speaker 1: was just like, what is this? Like, yeah, I'm just chilling.
Speaker 1: It was driving me crazy. They try to make it
Speaker 1: look so natural. It was because also we know that
Speaker 1: she's staying about like an hour and forty minute car
Speaker 1: ride from where she was Venice. I think they just
Speaker 1: wanted to make it look cool and make her look
Speaker 1: care free. Like where does she live though? Because she
Speaker 1: lives in Minnesota. For some reason, I thought they were
Speaker 1: saying her like apartment that she was staying it was
Speaker 1: in Venice or something. No, the taxidermists lived in Venice.
Speaker 1: But where do they stay? They stay in a hotel, right,
Speaker 1: they stay. There's like I think it's like a four
Speaker 1: seasons that has like little huts that are at deep
Speaker 1: in Calabasas. There's a four Seasons. I know because I filmed.
Speaker 1: I did a suburgatory. I started at it where I
Speaker 1: played the waitress. Guys, pretty big deal and uh and
Speaker 1: so they it's like a country club, like golf club.
Speaker 1: Four seasons. It's not that popular, and so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: guess it's probably cheaper than your average four seasons. I
Speaker 1: mean that would suck though, Oh yeah, I mean I'm
Speaker 1: sure it'd be cool for like a month. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I mean then you start to go a little stir crazy.
Speaker 1: You're by yourself, you don't have your phone or anything.
Speaker 1: It's oh yeah yeah, um so then the mansion's looking crumbly.
Speaker 1: She loves a wide, wide smiled frat boy. She decides
Speaker 1: to take her first group to settle Back Ranch and
Speaker 1: she's like, it's a cool thing, Dad, I got spoiled
Speaker 1: in my first one. Here's a racket tuxedos. And then
Speaker 1: she's like, we're not going to stay clean. It was
Speaker 1: another fucking if they're never popular the obstacle race you guys.
Speaker 1: I hate that. I was getting really mad because I
Speaker 1: was like, this isn't it says? This proves nothing about
Speaker 1: who you will like. It's like even if they cheat
Speaker 1: or they don't cheat, or they're really strong or whatever,
Speaker 1: it's like, none of that does anything for me in
Speaker 1: terms of someone I'm gonna marry. I would want to
Speaker 1: talk to these people. We get nothing from this experience.
Speaker 1: It was like the same one they did last year.
Speaker 1: But like the guys last year got like like Ashton
Speaker 1: Kutcher and Melikoonas and they got like Rachel and Broun.
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, why are they here? I
Speaker 1: forgot they were even together. To me, ever, I see
Speaker 1: also when I see Rachel and Brian, I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, there's been two couples that just came out
Speaker 1: in a row that no one's excited about. Oh it's Rachel, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because like you should have picked Peter, did Rachel? And
Speaker 1: you have to be over your X? Are you over
Speaker 1: your X? Back on She's like, yep, it's not like
Speaker 1: for him, she just got dumped on TV. She's not
Speaker 1: There's no chance she's over that. No, and and she
Speaker 1: and I don't think Rachel's over Peter because she's still
Speaker 1: bringing it up. And like Brian even did a thing
Speaker 1: it was like you better be over your ex renferencing.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh the other guy. It's like, guys, i't
Speaker 1: e time Ari Oh I think he. I think if
Speaker 1: you watched back, it was a slight thing of like,
Speaker 1: there's the other guy. You better make sure he's out
Speaker 1: of your system. I didn't not pick up on that.
Speaker 1: I wish we could watch this with like a behavioral
Speaker 1: therapists just in the corner as a little pop up.
Speaker 1: So this is really on how thing, what's happened? She
Speaker 1: used to flick, Oh my god, you're absolutely really good ideas,
Speaker 1: a really good idea. If there's behavioral therapists that like
Speaker 1: our analysts that listen, can you please hit us up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Rose podcast and going on with these people. So then
Speaker 1: they do they do. But it's funny that these things
Speaker 1: are always so nineteen fifties. Like last year it was
Speaker 1: like vacuuming and swaddling the baby. This year the ball
Speaker 1: and Chaine and told, you know, and then the guy's
Speaker 1: keeping like this is what a marriage is like, you know,
Speaker 1: you start with a ball and chain, you're trying to
Speaker 1: get to the hard parts. When you climb to the
Speaker 1: end and you kiss her, Oh my god, are you
Speaker 1: talking about? And this is where we read a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: This is where we learned that our Lincoln log are
Speaker 1: I remember? I forgot completely. I was like watching last
Speaker 1: Night episode, I was like, he does like why he
Speaker 1: is not British, He's simply not British. God, where do
Speaker 1: you think he's from anywhere? It was just like his
Speaker 1: accent was not consist in and then like it would
Speaker 1: be like weird British. Sometimes I just don't think he is.
Speaker 1: My friend said the exact same thing. She was like,
Speaker 1: his accent doesn't sound real. Are you serious? I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not super weird. I think I say he's Nigergeria,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't make it clear when he came to
Speaker 1: America and how he would have gotten that accent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, because he was British city in Nigeria.
Speaker 1: Like I don't get it. Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. We have to look at maybe anybody was
Speaker 1: a Nigerian accent. Will you please email us and let
Speaker 1: us know this is what you sound like if you
Speaker 1: if you've moved from Nigeria to the United States, is
Speaker 1: this would sound British though I know well that I
Speaker 1: thought he was saying he was British, So now I'm
Speaker 1: even more confused. He lived in England for a bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm thinking. Well, someone made a comment like
Speaker 1: that on the show and she was like, in the
Speaker 1: before you start to talk like that, was like, shut up.
Speaker 1: I hate that guys so much. I love him. I
Speaker 1: love him. Jordan's I loved I of Jordan is my
Speaker 1: favorite contestant ever game. He's my boo. Shut up. I
Speaker 1: love Jordan's so I truly, I'm like, I'm like praising
Speaker 1: the heavens for Jordan. Here's what I need to say
Speaker 1: about George. Wait wait wait wait, okay here wait wait,
Speaker 1: we gotta go for Lincoln. Lugs. Watching Lincoln, I actually
Speaker 1: thought he's crazy enough to shoot on the floor. I
Speaker 1: know the way he literally had tears streaming down his
Speaker 1: face about a xerox fucking picture that got wet. Where
Speaker 1: they will give you another one, Like okay, that's the
Speaker 1: thing they start, so they start there. If you're just
Speaker 1: a listener, they do this they have to do like
Speaker 1: the ball and chain and da da da da da,
Speaker 1: and like then they have to ice themselves with a
Speaker 1: little sand like the top the sounds of time like
Speaker 1: a garbage canful of water, and they have to like
Speaker 1: I only love how the football player was like Clay,
Speaker 1: like text of that Clay is the only one of
Speaker 1: the only legitimate athletes they've ever had on and he's, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like a good he's a good athlete. Um, we're
Speaker 1: not good at chatting though. We did. They film this
Speaker 1: probably like early just probably February March. Okay. Then he
Speaker 1: because whatever team was on probably didn't make it to
Speaker 1: the playoffs, would have been done. We were trying to
Speaker 1: figure that out. So he so so to play just
Speaker 1: was like a cool cucumber and lank and logs cheated
Speaker 1: and then shoved somebody and was so cray. And then
Speaker 1: they had to get like the ring out of the
Speaker 1: cake and not use your hands. And Rachel goes because
Speaker 1: if you're good with your hands, if you thought you
Speaker 1: were good with your hands, because it's what that mouth do,
Speaker 1: and I just like, oh my god, I don't want
Speaker 1: to think about Brian going down. I got the ring
Speaker 1: of oh my god, give it a disgusting. It was offensive,
Speaker 1: it was very I was also like, yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: trying to marry her and you're gonna be thinking she's
Speaker 1: a fucking drag immediately, Like this is so crazy. They
Speaker 1: do this every year. It's like, get the hair clog
Speaker 1: out of the sink, guys, because love ladies, their extensions
Speaker 1: are gonna fall in umiliated by all that we do.
Speaker 1: So then they show up, they've got a cocktail party
Speaker 1: Lincoln Win. They get a photo where they're like, it's
Speaker 1: actually was a cute photo. She's very photogenic. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: like cute. So she shows up, she's got a sexy
Speaker 1: little red jumpsuit on. She's well, that was a very
Speaker 1: very sexy out she looks good. She's like, I think
Speaker 1: they're styling her. Well, her outfits are and they're unique. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a boring gown and I feel like they sexed her
Speaker 1: up because I felt like on Ari season she was
Speaker 1: a little more Minnesota and I feel like she's still herself,
Speaker 1: but she's been put through the TV machine. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: because she was only bringing her own stuff at that point. Yes,
Speaker 1: the stylist, you want me to start thinking about that,
Speaker 1: but they did a good job with her. I feel
Speaker 1: like they got her right. That was a good jumpsuit.
Speaker 1: So then they get she goes over and she gets okay,
Speaker 1: here we go that she gives Lincoln the wedding photo
Speaker 1: in the frame and he pulls her in for the
Speaker 1: grossest god, oh my god, that screaming. It was Anna,
Speaker 1: what did you think of that kiss? I can't stand Lincoln.
Speaker 1: I don't even I just can't. What do you think
Speaker 1: about Lincoln? I think he's potentially like a sociopath on
Speaker 1: some level because of that weird like me and my future.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, just like okay, you need to chill.
Speaker 1: It was really weird. And then the tears felt really manufactured,
Speaker 1: because like if they're not, I don't know what to
Speaker 1: do with you. So he brings that, he brings this,
Speaker 1: he's get this picture after he has the world's grossest kiss,
Speaker 1: and he brings it back and he puts it in
Speaker 1: the middle of these guys and there's like really a
Speaker 1: big tool about it. No, the guy shouldn't have thrown
Speaker 1: it in the pool. But they did say, like hey man,
Speaker 1: as they could notice said the word dangle more, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, dangle and give dangling in front of us.
Speaker 1: He's dangle. Yeah. They kept putting it like so they're like,
Speaker 1: can you of it? He did ask him like ten
Speaker 1: times and then but like and Lincoln was crazy. He
Speaker 1: kept kissing the photo. Yeah, it was just he cared
Speaker 1: way too much about the picture. And then when it
Speaker 1: was gone, he was like, you don't understand. That was
Speaker 1: literally a photo of my woman with me. And I
Speaker 1: was wearing a muddy talks and I was like, what
Speaker 1: are you listen to yourself? That doesn't matter. You experienced it,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be on TV. You can get a picture again. Like,
Speaker 1: it's all just so stupid. He had it for an
Speaker 1: hour anyway, It's like and then he cried and then sobbing,
Speaker 1: I mean, and then tattled and then tattled. There's too
Speaker 1: much of that stuff going on. The tattle, yeah, Chris.
Speaker 1: When Chris is like, he's not here for the right reasons.
Speaker 1: No one's here for the right reasons. Man, don't talk
Speaker 1: to her about that stuff. And actually that's what your
Speaker 1: guy did wrong too. What's his name, Connor Colton? He
Speaker 1: was he shouldn't have told her the tis yet. In
Speaker 1: my opinion, I think he should have gotten to know
Speaker 1: her and see if there's a connection, and then if
Speaker 1: he really felt that be like, hey, I wanted to
Speaker 1: tell you this before, but I don't want to only
Speaker 1: think of me being this Tia person. But I think
Speaker 1: if we think about the time, well, okay, let's talk
Speaker 1: about it. Here's the thing. I think this might have
Speaker 1: been like February, like he just I think because he
Speaker 1: was he goes. I think he just bone. He didn't
Speaker 1: bone apparently, well whatever, just sixty virgin last week being
Speaker 1: a virgin, which how can you look like that and
Speaker 1: be a virgin? What if they just edited out him
Speaker 1: saying born again like I'm erasing. They might have because
Speaker 1: there's been born again virgions on this show. Sean yeah,
Speaker 1: Sean yeah. And then they're bringing Tia onto the show,
Speaker 1: which which is so good. It's like so apparently because
Speaker 1: I host a bachelor at show, people, so allegedly he's
Speaker 1: lit into her d M tis d M No again,
Speaker 1: this is all hearsay. This is all probably like Life
Speaker 1: and Style magazine, but like he slid into her d
Speaker 1: M s. He paid to fly her to Colorado for
Speaker 1: a weekend. Colton, I think, oh, yeah, Kate is available.
Speaker 1: We don't care not available anywhere, and don't be there
Speaker 1: at the end. I don't really like to go to Hawaii.
Speaker 1: So he so apparently like so if you think about it,
Speaker 1: had just happened. So then he apparently he heard that
Speaker 1: from what I gathered last night when it was airing,
Speaker 1: I think he thought Tia was going to be the
Speaker 1: Bachelorette because she was saying that her concern was that
Speaker 1: Colton thought he was going to be the bachelorrette and
Speaker 1: was disappointed that it was My god, you know how
Speaker 1: they I think they picked two women that are like
Speaker 1: the finalists, and they have different pools of guys, like
Speaker 1: who do you want? Like? And I think he may
Speaker 1: have like corded Tia because I think we all thought
Speaker 1: it was gonna be Tia because Becca was engaged, so
Speaker 1: it was probably if Becca hadn't been broken up with
Speaker 1: on TV, was probably gonna be Tia. Maybe they'll give
Speaker 1: her a chance next season. She'd be good. Yeah, I'd
Speaker 1: be interested in that. She'll definitely go to Paradise. So
Speaker 1: so he so so apparently I think he thought he
Speaker 1: was going to be it. He flew to Colorado, and
Speaker 1: then it turns out Becca's it, and then he ghosts
Speaker 1: Tia apparently, and then he's saying, we just didn't have
Speaker 1: enough time. It's like, because you broke up with her
Speaker 1: because you went to go to the batch, because you
Speaker 1: went to go do the Bachelor at he might be
Speaker 1: a bad guy. Speech was lame and yeah, full of errors.
Speaker 1: That just to me, that's why I would have started
Speaker 1: crying because she was like, oh my god, I'm really
Speaker 1: worried about, like why you're here, when I would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're done, Like I just can't. I've already done that
Speaker 1: where I taught someone the difference between went and gone
Speaker 1: and like, I can't have you could you date somebody
Speaker 1: who said I can't believe I went here, Like I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have went there. You dated somebody who said that?
Speaker 1: And then I taught him how to say gone, how
Speaker 1: did you bring it up? How did you do that's wrong?
Speaker 1: You got to say gone, that's not how you use it,
Speaker 1: And then every time it came up, I would dis
Speaker 1: correct it until it became that he understood which one
Speaker 1: you're supposed to use. Really, I'm sorry, but that drives me.
Speaker 1: It's undateable. And and what if you were like in
Speaker 1: a setting where he said it and oh my god,
Speaker 1: I had to cheat something. They had to say ben affleck,
Speaker 1: how are they saying that a fleck? It's not a
Speaker 1: flat creep creep with creep. Oh yeah, it's flex Okay.
Speaker 1: So then so then Lincoln, Oh my god, we didn't
Speaker 1: say this after he kisses Becca. This quote kissing Becca
Speaker 1: is like flowing to the moon on the wings of
Speaker 1: a pegasus while dancing with unicorns on a pot of gold.
Speaker 1: That's not what a woman wants to hear. That sounds
Speaker 1: like hell. And also, there's no way that kiss was
Speaker 1: that after that obstcle chorus that you stumbled in your
Speaker 1: is his fat like smashed into each other like. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like a romantic kiss built out of a moment.
Speaker 1: It was like what you want. At the end, she
Speaker 1: was just like waiting. God, she's a good sport about it,
Speaker 1: she is. But god, wait, wait, there was another kiss
Speaker 1: that was really like Okay, she then she's kissed a
Speaker 1: lot of them, yeah, kind and she sorry, I know
Speaker 1: we're king in. Ok here we go. I know. I
Speaker 1: know what you're about to say, I know where you're
Speaker 1: about to say, I know where you're about Okay. So
Speaker 1: then so then he keeps talking to the picture. They
Speaker 1: throw the photo off the balcony, and then she goes
Speaker 1: and talks to Jean Blanc and they have a good conversation.
Speaker 1: I like him. I like he's a Cologna store. I
Speaker 1: like him too though, he's a Cologna store. And he
Speaker 1: got the he got the rose for the date and
Speaker 1: they had a good conversation and they were cute. Yeah
Speaker 1: I don't I don't really remember that moment. So I
Speaker 1: remember thinking he was impressed with him. I thought he
Speaker 1: was very sweet and genuine, and I thought they had
Speaker 1: a good connection. Yeah, I don't really remember him. There
Speaker 1: you go, a Puma. I don't really remember because nothing
Speaker 1: direct happens conversation, which is kind of actually what I
Speaker 1: really want out of the whole show and we'll never get,
Speaker 1: but like, I really just want to watch them talk
Speaker 1: to each other and get to know each other and
Speaker 1: like hear what their opinions are. Things. I don't know,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna marry someone could be helpful, you know what.
Speaker 1: That Connor guy being like this is not who I am.
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, you're that's totally about when Jordan
Speaker 1: was like I'm not trying to get attention, but I'm
Speaker 1: just wearing underwork. I was like, shut who he is?
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, I didn't see it, but I don't believe.
Speaker 1: So I did enjoy Jordan's Jordan's I enjoy him in that.
Speaker 1: I feel like like last year we got Wa Boom who.
Speaker 1: People are so savvy. Now there's like TV has been
Speaker 1: around for so long. There's so much social Like you know,
Speaker 1: you can get Instagram followers if you go. I feel
Speaker 1: like this guy probably is here for the wrong reasons.
Speaker 1: But like, while what Boom felt like an actor who
Speaker 1: had failed and like with doing this to have this
Speaker 1: catchphrase or whatever, this guy actually seems mentally ill in
Speaker 1: a fun way. Like I think he's like legitimately actually
Speaker 1: off his rock. Yeah, he definitely says things that that
Speaker 1: are just ridiculous. I mean he had that one moment
Speaker 1: where he was like, I challenge, if we took an
Speaker 1: i Q toast possible, would a score higher than you
Speaker 1: would expect, higher than your average male models. That's like
Speaker 1: setting the bar so reasonably, I would get a score
Speaker 1: higher than your average male model, Like I can't. I
Speaker 1: would imagine you would say to someone that you were
Speaker 1: trying to intimidate like if we took an i Q test,
Speaker 1: I would be our score than No, I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be. I'm not smart enough to think about
Speaker 1: how high I could go. I just know be smarter
Speaker 1: than your average mail. Okay, so he goes. So when
Speaker 1: when um Lincoln log starts crying, Jordan's says this, which
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed. He's a cry guy. He's the first cryer.
Speaker 1: Like its question right now, like you gonna that's crazy?
Speaker 1: I mean, so I agree with somebody. I gotta say,
Speaker 1: that's a great He's he's a little bit crazy, but
Speaker 1: he's but he's right, and maybe he's turning on the
Speaker 1: crazy at certain points to really get some attention. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's incredible. Do you think the show made
Speaker 1: her keep him or you think for sure? I think
Speaker 1: it's too he's too exciting, so much of a face
Speaker 1: of professionalism. Yeah, oh my god, this is a mammoth cologne.
Speaker 1: This is actually you know what drove me crazy about
Speaker 1: them throwing that frame was glass in the pool me too. Later,
Speaker 1: you are going to have glass in your foot. It's
Speaker 1: probably a fucking plastic Yeah, I know, I think I
Speaker 1: did at it. You're right, I think they did at
Speaker 1: that with that glass audio is a little too loud,
Speaker 1: like pin point, like the glass window was a little
Speaker 1: too sound effects. They went to Ikia and yeah, I'm sure,
Speaker 1: I fee like they're probably gonna throw this. They knew
Speaker 1: what you're right, right, they knew right, they get wrong.
Speaker 1: They did know that smect And then Jordan's said, she's
Speaker 1: showing ingenuity in genuine engine, genuineity in genuininity. Dude, I mean,
Speaker 1: just slowdown, and what are you marking out to write it?
Speaker 1: See if I can say I tried to write it
Speaker 1: in in genuuinity? Okay, So then so then she has
Speaker 1: her first state since her engagement got broken off with Blake.
Speaker 1: I like him, I love I loved this date. Can
Speaker 1: we go to one of these asis? By the way,
Speaker 1: I would love to go do this activity, but I
Speaker 1: felt that it should have been the first episode watching
Speaker 1: her get ready to do the show and then over
Speaker 1: it for real? Where are these? Because I have anger problems.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. It looks so if you're if
Speaker 1: you've now, if you're not watching at home, they pull up,
Speaker 1: they go there and some they take this limo. She's
Speaker 1: with sweet Blake, another wide mouth, clean cut guy. He's
Speaker 1: adorable and he's actually is normal, like a nice guy. Um.
Speaker 1: So they drive to some like warehouse area and they
Speaker 1: pull up and there's Chris Harrison with a sledgehammer, which
Speaker 1: I never needed. He didn't. He never looks manly. And
Speaker 1: then so they have to put out They have to
Speaker 1: wear like a onesie like eye mask and a sledgehammer,
Speaker 1: and they go into this warehouse and it's filled with
Speaker 1: Ari's race car, like ten TVs showing her proposal. That
Speaker 1: was smart, the proposal proposal on TV moment. I would
Speaker 1: love to, like me, I would love to smash that,
Speaker 1: like not yes, because you're just probably seeing that all
Speaker 1: the time on TV and magazines, like having to live
Speaker 1: it again and again. In the couch that he broke up.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like they actually thought this out, well,
Speaker 1: the couch that that she'd gotten broke, that she went
Speaker 1: and got broken up, gone gone broken up. Imagine if
Speaker 1: someone set that up for you with some moment from
Speaker 1: your life, all these things from your life. I feels
Speaker 1: so weird. Well, and and do you even have the
Speaker 1: video of it on like fifteen screens? Like if if
Speaker 1: the car or the couch wasn't going to push the button.
Speaker 1: There's no way you can't see over and over your
Speaker 1: happy engagement fifteen times. I mean, although I was watching
Speaker 1: that going like this is why America is like so disgusting.
Speaker 1: We're just we build places to break them, like please
Speaker 1: bring in twenty beautiful TVs so I can smash them
Speaker 1: because it's like a little crazy. But it was so
Speaker 1: I gotta say welcome. I had a little job like
Speaker 1: do you think he wanted to kill himself? I mean
Speaker 1: how much. I also love that he had a Bachelor
Speaker 1: music slide off, like one thing that just like losing
Speaker 1: street cred by the second, I got like, not worth it,
Speaker 1: not worth they went not worth it a huge I
Speaker 1: got it. Yeah, I'm sure they're like that, Oh thank you,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love your word. I feel like
Speaker 1: I need to know the number he was paid and
Speaker 1: to accept it as I feel, Yeah, it was not enough.
Speaker 1: I feel that's not enough. No, I'm going to say,
Speaker 1: and I still think that's low. I agree with you.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I agree with you. Um, I mean,
Speaker 1: but that date looks so cathary. I can't imagine having
Speaker 1: that set up with somebody who like something that cheated
Speaker 1: on you, like whoever, like legitimately got under your skin
Speaker 1: in a way that when you think about them, you're
Speaker 1: still mad at them. That would be so fun. It
Speaker 1: would be so That was I'm gonna say, one of
Speaker 1: the best dates the Bachelors ever had. I agree it
Speaker 1: was fun to watch too. It was fun to watch.
Speaker 1: I would go do that with you, Katie. It was like,
Speaker 1: for real, like that, let's find one because I've always
Speaker 1: wanted to do one. I'm sure I just want to
Speaker 1: like destroy everything. I would like to do that too.
Speaker 1: I'd how much it costs, because you're destroying like things
Speaker 1: that are it's probably not new stuff you probably get
Speaker 1: to go. It's probably like an old maybe it's like
Speaker 1: a car that's been in a demo dirt or like
Speaker 1: a TV. Yeah yeah, yeah, but it'd still be so satisfying.
Speaker 1: She looked great in her jump. She looked perfectly tailored
Speaker 1: to her body, was like a metal belts like silver buckle.
Speaker 1: It made me like it reminded me of her humanity,
Speaker 1: like I just like her doing that, I felt, but
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like she's been sort of having to
Speaker 1: be perfect, like oh, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, man,
Speaker 1: then you can see her being sort of timid. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm not really and like you could see
Speaker 1: she was beating the ship stuff, and I mean, god,
Speaker 1: I would feel so happy to beat the ship out
Speaker 1: of ari stuff like that happen to her a viewer,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So, oh my god, they should have
Speaker 1: put some on of uh Laura, you know of who
Speaker 1: is the one Lauren Laura and who he ended up taking.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would have been fun too. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, should have kept showing the scene when he
Speaker 1: just goes. I just feel like the longer that we
Speaker 1: had my out, it's ruining my getting back together. So
Speaker 1: this engagement is ruining your chances and dating and we're
Speaker 1: hanging out. You really were talking about like I can't
Speaker 1: tuck my old girlfriend now that I'm engaged to you,
Speaker 1: Like it's ruined the chances. I'm still gonna try. I'm
Speaker 1: still gonna try, but she might say every day it's
Speaker 1: getting a little weirder than I want to reach out
Speaker 1: to her. And I've had fun hanging out with you.
Speaker 1: It's really fun to hanging out and planning our wedding.
Speaker 1: So then they go, so then they then they went
Speaker 1: out a date and they did some trauma bonding of like,
Speaker 1: oh I got sucked over too, and he lost me
Speaker 1: a little bit when he said I read my girlfriend's
Speaker 1: texts like he did read her phone and she was
Speaker 1: about to dump him here and then I thought he
Speaker 1: was kind of like a bit of a boot lad
Speaker 1: for a few months. And she feels like he's like
Speaker 1: he gets a nice guide a lot. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: obviously that really broke my heart when I saw those texts.
Speaker 1: It's like shut like you read her row, you rode her.
Speaker 1: I love the friend him, yet has the breakup? Is
Speaker 1: he crying? What's going on? How many cheers I heard?
Speaker 1: He's a real pus? How many times I mean to
Speaker 1: be like a booo? Its like like I've been Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I feel like I've accidentally been that friend
Speaker 1: text me a little earlier, you know, I whenever I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do like their weight until for sure time or
Speaker 1: just checking a Mike what's up? Yeah, I was born
Speaker 1: to be the friend that check. There's every part of
Speaker 1: my being like love my bad, I'm so sorry. Go
Speaker 1: to the surprise co It's like, what's surprise? You know,
Speaker 1: the really good one where your heart is broken. H.
Speaker 1: So then they put this is where you were referencing, Katie.
Speaker 1: They go outside and she basically pulls him in for
Speaker 1: a kissing. She makes him all kiss her. Oh, I
Speaker 1: know that's look a little bit horny to me, but
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I felt like it was horny. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, because because he wanted to be more aggressive.
Speaker 1: She wanted him to because Ari was a good wall
Speaker 1: kiss her. I think she wanted him to take charge
Speaker 1: a little more. Yeah, And I did feel like that
Speaker 1: was a good setting for a kiss because it's like
Speaker 1: kind of outside and because a real date for a second,
Speaker 1: the hot it was a hot and horny wall yet
Speaker 1: it was a bone I liked it too. I like
Speaker 1: I wanted him to be a little more confident, but
Speaker 1: I liked it too. But it felt like a real
Speaker 1: like she felt desired, like she was feeling it. Katie. No,
Speaker 1: I thought. I thought universal she's been a pretty aggressive kisser,
Speaker 1: like she's going for it, she's like grabbing them. But
Speaker 1: that one, it's like, it felt very real. It felt
Speaker 1: like she actually wanted him like. It kind of reminded
Speaker 1: me of um it was Caitlin and Nick and she.
Speaker 1: I mean they were basically getting it on. It's like whatever.
Speaker 1: But also and they were too cool. They were like
Speaker 1: good kissers too, not like Lincoln, who was like, I'm
Speaker 1: just going so fast and just shoving my tongue. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think Caitlin looks like her. I think she's never
Speaker 1: been able to She and Nick had more chemistry than
Speaker 1: anybody's ever had on that show, and I think she
Speaker 1: and Sean I've never recovered. I think she's suffering a
Speaker 1: little bit from fame. I feel that she's changing her
Speaker 1: her looks too much. She was the cutest bachelor they
Speaker 1: ever had. Every ad on a person can get. She's
Speaker 1: doing that's a little bit upset. I feel like she was.
Speaker 1: She was my favorite bachelorette because she was sparkly and
Speaker 1: could not yea fun and I feel like her light
Speaker 1: is dimming as more stuff is going on. I'm worried
Speaker 1: about her. I know, get your lips down, it's okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have to say, it's the lips. I know, lips
Speaker 1: are popular now they are. It's really hard, and I
Speaker 1: think in this bachelor world, it can be very hard
Speaker 1: to stay true to yourself after you've gotten this like
Speaker 1: sudden burst of fame, and maybe she really likes it
Speaker 1: and that's fine, but she was so good for that's
Speaker 1: my opinion. I agreed, she can do whatever she wants. Anna.
Speaker 1: She's so thin now I know she I want to
Speaker 1: let's go get tacos. She's tiny and she was tiny
Speaker 1: on the show. But it's like, but it's like you,
Speaker 1: I want her to I want because she had such
Speaker 1: a life force and she was so like wild. I
Speaker 1: want her to be wild. You guys see the ads
Speaker 1: oh my god, Ocean Day, Yes, the oceans because they
Speaker 1: were like, Okay, I don't know any of the character's names,
Speaker 1: and that's why I hated these ads. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: the Daisy cripkey of the bunch because I'm like, who
Speaker 1: is that now we're talking about no one knows the
Speaker 1: character name, but we haven't seen the film. The film
Speaker 1: is not I would be key called mcgilli cutting because
Speaker 1: I like to wear hats with birds on, cheers, bottoms
Speaker 1: up rose all day, Am I right, lady? And they
Speaker 1: let Ashley I in because now she's with Jared, I know,
Speaker 1: like she's established. Yeah, I can't how did they get
Speaker 1: desert to come out? I didn't watch the ball poet.
Speaker 1: I don't wait. It was like the bulls fly in
Speaker 1: the air, don't they go up so high? What was that?
Speaker 1: What was desert? The guy she picked, I didn't watch her.
Speaker 1: He is a poet who writes about base I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't come up. And they marry Josh. I can't
Speaker 1: remember who should get married? Andy pre who she married?
Speaker 1: Did they actually get married? I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: she had a different last name. I want to say that,
Speaker 1: let it catch it in your midst. I'd rather have somebody.
Speaker 1: I'd rather have somebody say, went and gone round to
Speaker 1: be a baseball poet. No, no, no no, that was humiliating.
Speaker 1: Chris Siegfried, Is that right? Show me a picture? I
Speaker 1: don't know or the final final? If I saw him,
Speaker 1: I would know. So then they go, we're looking this up.
Speaker 1: They go on a group date. Did you find one
Speaker 1: is based poet? Oh? Yeah, there's poems on. Can you
Speaker 1: like that? Might be I might rather marry an assassin. Well,
Speaker 1: because at that point you're you're marrying a fourth grader,
Speaker 1: a boy who writes poems, and somebody who's like, let
Speaker 1: me see that guy. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they kind
Speaker 1: of like a baseball poety looks like he'd love baseball
Speaker 1: but have a little artsy side. Yeah, I'm sure he's
Speaker 1: really fun. He's really fun. Things are so good. I'm
Speaker 1: crazy busy, guys. These are just so good, crazy business
Speaker 1: for not another book. I'm self published, publish just so good.
Speaker 1: It was publishing my It's on my Red Sox edition
Speaker 1: and the Queen Wall, Big Monster, Green Monster, Fenway, Fenway,
Speaker 1: bab Ball, Frank's Ballparks Balls in the Whole Tea Bagging
Speaker 1: Tan Fantasy Suite. It's a book called Diamonds and Hearts,
Speaker 1: a poetic memoir. It's on Kindle, okay, it could be
Speaker 1: self published. Diamond It Hearts a poetic memoir. It's a
Speaker 1: memoir of poetry. It's an amore, but it's written with poetry,
Speaker 1: and it's a poetry memoir. Already, here's one of the
Speaker 1: observations to sit and listen. Oh wait, no, this is
Speaker 1: not about yeah, it's gotta baseball ones. Because it was
Speaker 1: a mixture of diamond and love poems. That's the worst.
Speaker 1: That's everything about that is like it's like that's like
Speaker 1: the opposite of like, oh it makes me all like
Speaker 1: Randy co write a poem that could be like sexually
Speaker 1: cool to me, like it was a really nicely written poem.
Speaker 1: Hard but I'm not into I like poetry, but that
Speaker 1: is not going to do it for me. A little
Speaker 1: too simple, Anna, did you find one? I can't find
Speaker 1: you about baseball, but these poems are too soon, too hard?
Speaker 1: Look at quick? Can I say? This is smile? You smile?
Speaker 1: I look, you notice it's great? What is that the
Speaker 1: whole poem? I smile you look. Connection we've made? I
Speaker 1: can't wait a minute. It Ryan that again. I need
Speaker 1: to hear that again. I smile you look, connections, connection
Speaker 1: we've made. I can't I know it is real. Connection
Speaker 1: I feel comes only but once in a while, I
Speaker 1: can't for you with me is all I can see.
Speaker 1: Please smile at me for a while. Rhyme and Ryan
Speaker 1: read my two year old nephew, Ryan, that was that
Speaker 1: said exactly that though not pum I've ever heard, I
Speaker 1: actually wrote better poems in middle school. It sounds like
Speaker 1: a children's book. You can't write that and then post
Speaker 1: that anywhere. I can't even be like a joke. It's
Speaker 1: just it's really had just write children's book, and and
Speaker 1: what did you find? It's just more. It's just more
Speaker 1: absurd more please okay this one, um, this one's hesitation.
Speaker 1: No more. I can't m I step out of the limo.
Speaker 1: You standing there, beautiful in that dress. No. I lost
Speaker 1: my breath for that moment, then thought getting down on
Speaker 1: one knee would be best. No, it's about the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: I can't go. Literally, made to god, that is the
Speaker 1: worst for my feelings for you were building in real
Speaker 1: the skeptic in me to be found nowhere. Wow, that's
Speaker 1: not a poem that you are not done writing it, Katie.
Speaker 1: Do you want us to hold for you or do it? Okay?
Speaker 1: So then they go that's the worst poem I've ever
Speaker 1: heard in my life. So then they go on a
Speaker 1: group date and they do dodgeball and those kid actors
Speaker 1: those fun can we Lord, all you're gonna do is
Speaker 1: hit with all your might. It was like, get out
Speaker 1: of her precocious children. Yeah, are a bit of a bummer.
Speaker 1: I do fear that one day I will have a
Speaker 1: child actor baby that I can't. You wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: I've got to perform by me. You know, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: let had shots to go on the Bachelor. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: know if I would not let them do the batchelor,
Speaker 1: they have to only do legit jobs. Would you actually
Speaker 1: let them child act? I don't. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying if they were good, and really it's
Speaker 1: hard in Atlanta because they'd have classmates who are doing it,
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I know, I know you can't, can't get right,
Speaker 1: I can't have a baby and no, no, no, not
Speaker 1: a baby baby. But like if they were like nine
Speaker 1: and they were like, I love this, No you can't
Speaker 1: just you know what may make them resent you and
Speaker 1: then they can kill it when they're seventeen. Yeah, seventeen
Speaker 1: is good, and then it'll be a whole other botoacs.
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna let you have a kid act.
Speaker 1: You know. I think you're right. But my fear when
Speaker 1: I was watching and criticizing, like this will happen to
Speaker 1: me for sure, that's what I want. I would have
Speaker 1: been had I been inappropriately watching this as a child,
Speaker 1: I would have been green, bright green with envy. And
Speaker 1: how do I get on the batchlor? I need to
Speaker 1: get on this needs to be me. Why is this
Speaker 1: not me? I don't know. It's scary, and then that
Speaker 1: whole game. I was just like, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: had a hard time. I want to say, hgt ball
Speaker 1: is kind of fun. Dodge ball is a fun game,
Speaker 1: and I did even though I enjoyed Leo in it. Leo,
Speaker 1: we learned something fun about Leo this week again because
Speaker 1: people send me things, Leo. Here's a fun fact. Here's
Speaker 1: your Lincoln log of Leo. Leo as he's you know,
Speaker 1: he's a stunt man. He has two IMDb credits. One
Speaker 1: of them he was in a porn and he got
Speaker 1: stabbed last year in the porn. And then he has
Speaker 1: another IMDb credit called and I'm gonna guess this is
Speaker 1: also a porn. He is another IMDb credit called Come
Speaker 1: under My Umbrella. I I watched the trailer for the
Speaker 1: Stabby one because I was curious. Some one on YouTube
Speaker 1: very easy to find. Also, when I googled at the
Speaker 1: full movie came up and I was like, what did
Speaker 1: you see? I watched the trailer and it looked so
Speaker 1: low budge, he's in it for like a second, Okay,
Speaker 1: but like it's apparently about a girl who like hooks
Speaker 1: up with dudes and then stabs them. We're talking about
Speaker 1: the Leo porn thing, so so a lot of plot holes,
Speaker 1: it feels like. And then we found out his real
Speaker 1: name is Leandro Leandro, Oh is that Leonardo or Lea
Speaker 1: or maybe that's his like porn name is Leandrow. I
Speaker 1: don't think porn credits should be on I M that's surprised.
Speaker 1: I was surprised that they actually got porn. I AMDB.
Speaker 1: I feel like there should be there probably is porn,
Speaker 1: d B. Baby, it's only softcore, like it's not like, yes,
Speaker 1: it's like more of a movie, like a Red Shoe Diary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know that one, but I'll have to check
Speaker 1: it out. Red Shoet Diary was a series that was
Speaker 1: on which David Dukovney I think did a bunch of
Speaker 1: that guy's a horny guys like he loves have to
Speaker 1: the wof he would kiss you, he gets the wall,
Speaker 1: he would kiss he gets the wall. Anyway, Okay, so
Speaker 1: then they I have to say the dodgeball game would
Speaker 1: kind of fun. Oh yeah, yeah, that was fun. I
Speaker 1: think like Fred Willard, they dusted off against again. I
Speaker 1: was like, dog Show made sense, Dog Show made sense.
Speaker 1: Dodgeball not seeing the connection, they probably try to get
Speaker 1: Ben Stiller or something like right, right, that's absolutely right,
Speaker 1: and Fred Willard was like, I'm just jerking off in
Speaker 1: a movie theater. I can't let it. I can't forget
Speaker 1: that once these things happen, I cannot forget what. But
Speaker 1: I feel like this is a a gentlemanly way to jerk off.
Speaker 1: He didn't want to because his wife and so he
Speaker 1: couldn't figure out how to do it on the computer,
Speaker 1: how to do without the computer. So it's a gentlemanly
Speaker 1: way to do it. So we went to the I agree.
Speaker 1: My feeling on that is, I know we'll let people
Speaker 1: jerk off at movie theater. I do think at a
Speaker 1: porn movie theater, that's what's happening. Go for it. Don't
Speaker 1: tell us who did it. They're not touching you, they're
Speaker 1: not doing anything. It's like they're watching. I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: It's a film dedicated theater, dedicated to porn. So you're
Speaker 1: just jerking off in a movie theater. I don't want
Speaker 1: to know my man. Yeah no, I don't either. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to know that. I think of him actual creature,
Speaker 1: which is not what I needed. Nobody does because he's
Speaker 1: so sweet, clear don't have nobody needs to know that.
Speaker 1: So then they give out a statue with balls on it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then, um, I did enjoy this statement
Speaker 1: by one of the guys who later got cut um boy,
Speaker 1: Becky's gut her is Alex beck has her ship together.
Speaker 1: I don't know, normally go after girls with their ship together.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed that. That was a really good caw. That
Speaker 1: was one of the most Yeah. I actually felt like
Speaker 1: and I looked hearth that she doesn't her ship together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it didn't feel like something that was like being
Speaker 1: plugged into their ears. So it felt really real. It
Speaker 1: was his honest reaction on her outfit showing up. He's
Speaker 1: like she is on He knew that. He was like
Speaker 1: she was out of his leg. Yeah, you could tell that. Um.
Speaker 1: So then willis your friend. So An I went to
Speaker 1: college with Willis. I treamed into somebody on one of
Speaker 1: these shows. He blew my mind. He's actually playing it
Speaker 1: really well. He's got a great voice. That's actually what
Speaker 1: I Remebmber. He was really chill. It was always a
Speaker 1: cool guy at the coffee he had. I loved his
Speaker 1: sort of Lady Jackets lady bomber that it was he
Speaker 1: he had on like the cool Asian bomber. Right, it
Speaker 1: was like it had the cool print. Yeah, I remembered
Speaker 1: what's his name? Rob said he looked like side show
Speaker 1: Bob because he got the hair. He's just got like shape.
Speaker 1: The shape sides and then goes up. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I remember this person. He is a
Speaker 1: cute African American gentleman with a satin bomber had the
Speaker 1: Harry Potter tattoo. The Harry Okay, remember that. Okay, so
Speaker 1: he's doing. I felt like he had a very sort
Speaker 1: of interaction. It's going to go far because he's very chill.
Speaker 1: He is a nice way about him. She really liked it.
Speaker 1: I think, does he have a good personality. I mean
Speaker 1: he always seemed chill. He worked at the same place.
Speaker 1: He was just always like chilling. So she's actually actually
Speaker 1: he's being himself. He's the guy I think. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool that he's Yeah, he's very just low key
Speaker 1: and does his own thing. I was actually surprised to
Speaker 1: see on the show because I was like, I want
Speaker 1: to know, Yeah, appeared to be like trying overly hard
Speaker 1: all which I like, and I think that can work.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if you were on this show, don't
Speaker 1: you feel like you'd be just immediately bye bye by people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would turn into the show. Next yeah, next down
Speaker 1: to one of the first episode, marrying You. Yeah, about
Speaker 1: the ads for the proposal, I hadn't talked you about that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, everything. No, I'm just so curious by
Speaker 1: the way they had. Christian, the virgin we ate the scallops,
Speaker 1: was one of the people I think that the ads
Speaker 1: wasn't she was. I feel like I saw a scallop virgins.
Speaker 1: She really wants to get married so she can have
Speaker 1: sex waiting for marriage. Yeah, is she? I think? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah she was, because she's like Christian.
Speaker 1: Remember we hung out with her. Now to sit next
Speaker 1: to her, she had just quit her job because she
Speaker 1: wanted a network network. She wanted to focus on networking,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, well what I sat? I
Speaker 1: think I have to go. I want to put my
Speaker 1: job focus on networking. I don't even know what that.
Speaker 1: I want to quit my job so I can focus
Speaker 1: on networking. Was said to Anna's face that Anna had
Speaker 1: to keep her face neutral, and you're losing the contact
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, um, you should say that out loud.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't say that to talk to people. The Proposal.
Speaker 1: I was shooting at Warner Brothers and they were dressing
Speaker 1: rooms for the proposal. What's this I need to know?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've known about it since before they
Speaker 1: started airing. Yeah, but I have had no information. It's
Speaker 1: very what do they get married in the one episode?
Speaker 1: And my people, the better I don't is behind a
Speaker 1: wall or there's like his voice like the voice I've proposal,
Speaker 1: But then they showed people like in their bathing suits,
Speaker 1: like pat it's the voice with no singing talent with
Speaker 1: with like the corpse of Neil Lane and then no idea,
Speaker 1: and then it says like a secret admire So it's
Speaker 1: like one of the people someone you know, the persons
Speaker 1: from their life. Oh my god. The whole thing is
Speaker 1: we're gonna watch it. Of course we're going to watch.
Speaker 1: Watch Rob agree to watch. I cannot wait. We'll put
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, coming coming at you guys. Maybe
Speaker 1: that things are so good. We're gonna be crazy, busy,
Speaker 1: just crazy. But I know it's crazy about it going on.
Speaker 1: All my nights are full, and he was so good.
Speaker 1: I'm watching I'm watching the Proposal, I'm crying. I'm stenciling.
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm doing pencils. Fine, up, stencils crying. Um so,
Speaker 1: then his will is what I liked about himself. Wheels
Speaker 1: are Willing, Wills. I think it's Wills, but for some
Speaker 1: reason in college I thought it was Will the whole time. Okay,
Speaker 1: so Wills. He said it kissing her, He kissed her.
Speaker 1: He said it was sultry, which is he had a
Speaker 1: good kiss. They did have a good kiss. That was
Speaker 1: the best kiss on there. I think Blake's fiss was better. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: because they had more chemistry. Looked like a good kisser.
Speaker 1: I like that. He said, I didn't think of my
Speaker 1: self as a front runner, but now I think I'm
Speaker 1: in the game. He was honest about his own assesson.
Speaker 1: He was always to the side. Yeah, he was honest
Speaker 1: about his assessment. I like his strategy. Guys, things are
Speaker 1: so good for him. So then, um so then we
Speaker 1: have uh Colton goes and talks to her and he's like,
Speaker 1: we just didn't have time to turn the spark to
Speaker 1: a flame. It happened in January. We just it was
Speaker 1: like he was like, it wasn't right then A k
Speaker 1: she wasn't the bachelortte and I really conveniently needed. It
Speaker 1: was two weeks ago. My question is kated we spent
Speaker 1: a weekend together where, like together, like in like a
Speaker 1: cabin somewhere. I think he brought her, I think in Colorado.
Speaker 1: How did not imply so exactly? We all thought that, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to spend a weekend with this person, but
Speaker 1: we're not going to fuck. I love Katie. He's born
Speaker 1: again after what. I love it. Well, I mean, hot
Speaker 1: people are going to meet up at a cabinet. You
Speaker 1: don't fuck. You're not talking about anything interesting. We've seen
Speaker 1: them all. I heard that. I were saying, though, like
Speaker 1: if you if he really didn't know how to sex,
Speaker 1: you could just be like, oh, this is how it works.
Speaker 1: So you have to go down on the girl every time,
Speaker 1: you only do this position, and this is how sex works. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you never done anything. I don't either. I don't buy it.
Speaker 1: I do everything. But yeah, maybe he's the but but
Speaker 1: but loophole. Yeah, there you go, he's just born again
Speaker 1: every time. Yeah, guys, I again, sure, but I appreciate,
Speaker 1: but I did appreciate that he came up to her
Speaker 1: and and did breach it very quickly. I thought that
Speaker 1: was good in his part, but I do I would
Speaker 1: like to know the whole story. I guess we'll see.
Speaker 1: I make sense, like that is getting that was so
Speaker 1: dark over the show to be like, yeah, but we
Speaker 1: know he sticks around. Yes, maybe because you saw him
Speaker 1: in some place, Okay, yeah, because and he said I
Speaker 1: love you, I love him, and then and then he
Speaker 1: and he talks about being worried about the fantasy because
Speaker 1: he's a virgin. That's how we learned it was a
Speaker 1: virgin trailer. We didn't watch the offing. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's always the best for the whole season. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: probably add an extra five minutes. You really need to.
Speaker 1: Things are just so good for you. I know I
Speaker 1: have an extra five to catch up on with. I
Speaker 1: know you're crazy. Business are so right now. They have
Speaker 1: to watch the trailer. They didn't to cry. They didn't.
Speaker 1: They didn't like crying. Jag in Calabasas isn't going to
Speaker 1: take care of itself. Guys. They didn't, uh do have
Speaker 1: any like little tags on at the end of the
Speaker 1: episode this time, like, yeah, they didn't know which was
Speaker 1: they usually do? So then they haven't didn't they I
Speaker 1: don't think. So we haven't even gotten to Jordan yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're there. Okay, we're not there yet. So then so
Speaker 1: then um so then Clay. Oh so then she's all upset.
Speaker 1: She's getting ready for the cocktail party. She's get putting
Speaker 1: her like gown on, and she has her heels on
Speaker 1: the corner of her bed like they're like clearly they
Speaker 1: were like sponsored. The heels were like on the heels
Speaker 1: were like on a bedpost. So it's like if it
Speaker 1: was like a four poster bed. Her heels were like
Speaker 1: right here, like like not on the floor, but on
Speaker 1: the they were like, um, they were like wose gold
Speaker 1: me nine Santana Um. When I was on met TV,
Speaker 1: I only were Santana footwear, like Carlos Tantana for where
Speaker 1: he made a chunky wedge that they loved. They just
Speaker 1: loved it. They loved me in a chunky Carlos Santana
Speaker 1: wedge he makes anyway. Yeah, it's so weird. They were comfy, okay,
Speaker 1: because he loves he loves a chunky wig, like it's
Speaker 1: just cute. He likes it's over worlds feel good all
Speaker 1: bottle bound. I don't know good about chunky Johnny Pemberton.
Speaker 1: When Johnny Pemberton as the beginning of that song, remember
Speaker 1: when he did it. He did it like ten times
Speaker 1: and oh God, all worldsada, that's all God, that's the
Speaker 1: worst song. Um. So then Clay brings her outside and
Speaker 1: he teaches her how to do the celebration dance in
Speaker 1: the end zone. It was. It was so pathetic. And
Speaker 1: then they like, at the end, our heads have to touch,
Speaker 1: so I guess we'll just get really close, and she
Speaker 1: was like okay, and then like then it came to
Speaker 1: the end and then like they just both went like
Speaker 1: it was like it was like this a weird, like
Speaker 1: big motion from a far where they're like because I
Speaker 1: knew that what was gonna happen. But hard, it was
Speaker 1: really weird. Hard it felt like a high school play.
Speaker 1: I loved it. If He's like, and then at the end,
Speaker 1: I make with my roommates, my teammates, I make it.
Speaker 1: It's just what it was. Hey, it goes okay, we
Speaker 1: first go do the flaw stance and I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: the high five, and then we got real real close
Speaker 1: like friends, like teammates. Do we put how much to
Speaker 1: Hammett not the mouth that it was hard to watch.
Speaker 1: I was like screaming. And he's so like bland, even
Speaker 1: though he's like the nicest I know, he just can't
Speaker 1: get word out, no inflection. He's just like so first,
Speaker 1: just like it's so crazy. He's so sweet, and you're like,
Speaker 1: how did you get how are you on your tune?
Speaker 1: Sweet and delicate for this show? You're too nice to
Speaker 1: be on the show. Yeah, he's Yeah, he's like a
Speaker 1: little forest gumpy kind of. That's the thing is anytime
Speaker 1: there's a football player, I'm just like being like, well,
Speaker 1: I yes, CT is inevitable. I know, like, so you've
Speaker 1: lost a lot of important parts. It's okay, okay, it's something.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this and parents, Oh god, he's so sweet.
Speaker 1: So then he goes so then here we go, Here
Speaker 1: we go. Jordan's these guys to not they haven't seen
Speaker 1: a pair of brass balls like this tic tac let's
Speaker 1: make it rock. And then he got he Jordan's peels
Speaker 1: down to his maroon briefs and loafers and also like this,
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I'm that critical of their bodies.
Speaker 1: I don't really think about that. I think it. But
Speaker 1: he's so obsolving and so obsessed with himself, and then
Speaker 1: he talks about how hotties all the time, that it's
Speaker 1: like if you take off your clothes. After saying that
Speaker 1: a million times, you gotta be ripped. All these guys
Speaker 1: are ripped. These guys are crazy. But he's just got
Speaker 1: like this normal body. It's good or bad, it's just whatever.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, you cannot say how hot you are
Speaker 1: constantly and then be like, I'm just a guy. He
Speaker 1: was like, doesn't he feel like Haley Joel Osmond with
Speaker 1: a spray tan? Yes, that's an interesting right. He feels
Speaker 1: like a child star, a former child star, like he
Speaker 1: could have been like the kid from I don't know,
Speaker 1: like like Home Improvement or whatever. He can and now
Speaker 1: he's in box or briefs. He has the thing about
Speaker 1: him where he's like he was a child actor and
Speaker 1: that he's kind of like smushed, like he's like he
Speaker 1: seems like like smaller than you expect, Like his head's
Speaker 1: a lot bigger than you expect. But there's a lot
Speaker 1: of actors like that where you meet and I guess
Speaker 1: all actors have like huge heads or something. I mean,
Speaker 1: he was so crazy that he thought clearly he's letting
Speaker 1: them produce some or whatever. But like he was not embarrassed.
Speaker 1: He was confident in this move in a way that
Speaker 1: he was going to show his I'm multidimensional. I'm not
Speaker 1: just some guy with hair that's things like I want
Speaker 1: to show her that I'm not fain by going over
Speaker 1: there in no clothes and I was like, how does
Speaker 1: that do anything? And then he didn't say anything to her.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that this is so not a good audio,
Speaker 1: but it was. It was like three in the morning
Speaker 1: by the time. I couldn't write down all of this madness.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry this is gonna sound bad, but it made
Speaker 1: me so happy. Oat hair was gonna be pretty weak.
Speaker 1: I didn't expect this shoulder. And because you're working the
Speaker 1: chickens and talk about having a many me or something,
Speaker 1: you know, like that's also quod passion for me. It's
Speaker 1: like I'm having a little Jordan's like I could call
Speaker 1: him possibly Jordy and just I mean, I mean he's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's a big passion for me. Is having a Minimi
Speaker 1: that you called Jordan or what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Like I love the line where he's like, I know
Speaker 1: you always think of me. It's just James Bond, which
Speaker 1: is just like like that. It's like, yeah, that's how
Speaker 1: I think of it. Yeah, And she's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't think of you, but yeah, that's great. I love it.
Speaker 1: I loved the chicken try and I love they also
Speaker 1: call him like an investment banker slash chicken or whatever,
Speaker 1: shockingly boring. Out of the chicken suit, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the American flag pin. I was like,
Speaker 1: out they keep having like American? Yeah? What he had?
Speaker 1: What an American flag pin on his oh blazer or whatever?
Speaker 1: And I was like this, you gotta Yeah, the ceremony
Speaker 1: pin on his blazer. There was another dude on the
Speaker 1: like opening night, the first night that had one too.
Speaker 1: Now I don't want to I don't want to mix
Speaker 1: them up. So maybe it's possible I'm wrong, but I
Speaker 1: think it was the same person. It might be two dudes. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: so so weird, how like we don't like that's a
Speaker 1: bad sign. It's like, why do you like America so much?
Speaker 1: Right now? Man? Like, why is that your pen? Why
Speaker 1: are you wearing a pin? Let's just start with that.
Speaker 1: Anything yourself you don't even flareah, why do you have
Speaker 1: a brute. What's your brooch? Your brooch? Like, I don't
Speaker 1: need a brooch on a man. No, no, so he goes,
Speaker 1: So then the chicken was trying to interact with them.
Speaker 1: He was like, do you think it was disrespectful to
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm the first person to walk around
Speaker 1: with briefs. And he goes, are you more than a
Speaker 1: male model? Are you more than uh? And he and
Speaker 1: then his reply is are you more than a human being?
Speaker 1: Which was amazing yeah, and then he goes, you are
Speaker 1: in the wrong, and he goes, are you still talking
Speaker 1: to me? And then he goes, David, if we can
Speaker 1: take an IQ test, I'm pretty sure I would pass
Speaker 1: a little higher than um, your average male model would. Amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: It's like, I guess I believe that. Sure, And I
Speaker 1: hope she can see his ingenuine sign. And then he goes,
Speaker 1: it's called ingenuinity. Oh my god, I just learn word.
Speaker 1: I means like these people are so confident. I feel
Speaker 1: like I misuse words. Sure, but I'm very self conscious
Speaker 1: of it. I'll be like, oh, I don't even know
Speaker 1: if I said that right, or it feels like they
Speaker 1: do not think again after they speak it's all. It
Speaker 1: all just comes out, and like, that's what. That's what
Speaker 1: My roommate was watching with me, and he doesn't really watch,
Speaker 1: and he turned to me and goes, well, beautiful people
Speaker 1: can be really stupid. There's something really public education system
Speaker 1: in America. Dude. A lot of the guys should kicked
Speaker 1: off or like not exceedingly attractive, but they were like
Speaker 1: normal guy. And I was like, those are the people
Speaker 1: you need to let stay. They've developed a personality and
Speaker 1: they will have something to say to you, but you
Speaker 1: can give a chance. They don't have a six pack
Speaker 1: or something. I hate that. I think you're right. Yea.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Lincoln's body is so overly it's so insane,
Speaker 1: like in the type card to get sweater. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you don't have a toilet. People's true. That is a yoga.
Speaker 1: By the way, people keep tweeting me that they say
Speaker 1: they have the photos and I need someone to send
Speaker 1: me the photo. But I'm not even I need I
Speaker 1: do believe I need a screen grab. I need to
Speaker 1: see it. I will not post it, I promise you.
Speaker 1: I will not. You can like I will come stencil
Speaker 1: your house for you. If I post it. You don't
Speaker 1: on that, but I'm watching this episode. I was like,
Speaker 1: I believe that it's real. It's just specific of a
Speaker 1: rumor to go around if you're not as ship nester. Also,
Speaker 1: who cries like that? You know guys that ship on
Speaker 1: bathroom floor? He's crazy enough to cry and then throw
Speaker 1: it away. The whole thing that benefit comes up, He'll
Speaker 1: be like, see they're bullying me. It won't come up.
Speaker 1: It won't come up. Brendan texted his friend who with
Speaker 1: the p A, who said he wasn't aware of it.
Speaker 1: But I think he flushes it like he wouldn't have
Speaker 1: seen anything. If it's not a stall. If you have
Speaker 1: like a private moment in the bathroom, you can get
Speaker 1: away with it on the floor in the bathroom. He
Speaker 1: does it on the floor in the group bathroom at
Speaker 1: ooric Ale allegedly just a funk with everyone. I think
Speaker 1: because he is a crazy person. Um so I'm going
Speaker 1: to say and people, I'm going to say that he
Speaker 1: is a crystal. Yes, he's crystal, and um okay overall, Lauren,
Speaker 1: thank you. How who do you want to win at
Speaker 1: this point? I don't have a choice. I don't have
Speaker 1: a Yeah, that's my best bet, but I I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not able to make a bet at this time.
Speaker 1: Who do you want to win? Now? Katie? I like Blake?
Speaker 1: I mean still, I really like him. I think he's hot.
Speaker 1: I like his dog, and maybe he'll like you know,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm not. I'm not. I'm not like being He's like,
Speaker 1: you want to hear a story. I want to hear
Speaker 1: what happens with Tia. I want to see them make
Speaker 1: it out a little bit. Right now. I really like Blake.
Speaker 1: I think he just seems like a really nice guy
Speaker 1: to Anna, who do you want? Um gosh? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm leaning towards Blake, but Blake seems like to like,
Speaker 1: he feels young. It's almost too obvious. You and I
Speaker 1: had like the same time. Don't you remember that I
Speaker 1: came on your podcast and said back, I was gonna
Speaker 1: be one of the final two after the first or
Speaker 1: second episode did and I didn't agree, and I was like,
Speaker 1: she's normal, He's gonna like that, And then he thought
Speaker 1: he did too. Who do you think is gonna win?
Speaker 1: Of what this season? I feel like I think it
Speaker 1: could be someone. I think Blake could get to the
Speaker 1: final two and then get heartbroken by her when she
Speaker 1: chooses someone a little less. Uh nice, nice nice? Um?
Speaker 1: All right, will you help us choose a tweet of
Speaker 1: the week. I am the worst reader at them, so
Speaker 1: I don't want to. Just forgive me. Please laugh and
Speaker 1: be kind. We weren't laughing enough and people got upset
Speaker 1: on Twitter. We were too harsh last week. All right,
Speaker 1: we have a lot of familiar green. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Jordan is one bouncy castle away from being the new Karin. Oh.
Speaker 1: That's factual. That is factual. That is that is you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at this? What a screen grab
Speaker 1: of It's called in genuinity? Somebody? Did you also see
Speaker 1: someone tweet at us that Blake looks like a young
Speaker 1: Sean pen Yeah. Ruined it for me, boy, But I
Speaker 1: didn't ruin it for Flathood. You mean Arden's best friends? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my best friend might be it from friends. That's when
Speaker 1: we bonded Sarah Elizabeth at Mama and Sarah, who knew
Speaker 1: the ship Nestor would also be a ship stir. I like,
Speaker 1: um okay, Cheyenne Constant who has a lot of funny ones. Cheyenne,
Speaker 1: I enjoy your tweets. She's at Tricksie firecracker. This picture
Speaker 1: drama is so stupid. In seventh grade, I missed the
Speaker 1: drama of Chad eating meat and working out story Chad
Speaker 1: before Chad that actually like hamas like like like like
Speaker 1: he was going to kill somebody. He was actually, but
Speaker 1: there was in the beginning with the meat. He was fun.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. He was just working out. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: have set that at Baseball one. Either Neil Lane has
Speaker 1: some massive fingers or he misheard the producers when they
Speaker 1: said they needed some cake rings for this episode. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. This is also a said that it's just
Speaker 1: looks like somebody just built a nest for two because okay,
Speaker 1: you imagine he's like, join me. Okay, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I also didn't We also didn't touch on the fact
Speaker 1: that Jordan gave her advice, which is like, first you
Speaker 1: put your penny hose on and then you put your
Speaker 1: feels so weird. When he talked about her penny hose,
Speaker 1: I was like, if some guy, when you put your
Speaker 1: penny hose on, I don't know what you are saying
Speaker 1: to me. It makes me feel really weird. Psychle put
Speaker 1: on your hose. Yeah, all right, and here's our last one.
Speaker 1: Sarah the Brown at Sarah the Brown. Also, if Jordan
Speaker 1: was really into fashion, he would have pared a classy
Speaker 1: robe with his underwear rather than a blanket cape. Yeah
Speaker 1: what if he didn't have he should have had a robe.
Speaker 1: It could have made it kind of a cool look.
Speaker 1: I know, so speaking affection, I hated Coulton's fucking outfit
Speaker 1: on that Yeah. Oh yeah, wait, but how about when
Speaker 1: Jordan did a little modeling move in his tux was amazing?
Speaker 1: Is that what you do at the mall in Florida?
Speaker 1: I'm going to I'm going to do all right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring it down to two. Uh Sarah Sarah Elizabeth
Speaker 1: at Mom about Sarah who knew the ship Nest would
Speaker 1: be as shipster? Yeah too? Or what do we think? Uh?
Speaker 1: Or cape? I like the cape like okay okay? Or
Speaker 1: said that either kneeling us some massive fingers or he
Speaker 1: misheard the producers when they said they needed some cake
Speaker 1: rings for this episode cake rings or ship Nest Shipster?
Speaker 1: I'm partial Shipster. I like Shipster Hill Shipster. All right,
Speaker 1: you win. We have Sarah Elizabeth who knew the ship
Speaker 1: Nester would also be a shipster. Congratulations, email us at
Speaker 1: Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Um uh send, like
Speaker 1: us on Facebook and iTunes. Don't forget about our Patreon episodes.
Speaker 1: We are. We have one coming up next week. It's
Speaker 1: going to be with Amy Kaufman, who wrote the book.
Speaker 1: What is the book? A Bachelor Nation? Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: the Secrets of Bachelor Nation. I forget the whole rest
Speaker 1: of that sounds great. I think Brian Sofie is going
Speaker 1: to watch the sixth episode, first season ever of The
Speaker 1: Bachelor with us. We got our hands on the first one.
Speaker 1: We got our hands on it. That was fun. I
Speaker 1: watched the first episode already, you watched. I never never
Speaker 1: hear it looks it's like, I don't know. They all
Speaker 1: have like the hair, they all wear the Rachel haircat
Speaker 1: love to rewatch. Do you want to watch with us?
Speaker 1: We can send it to six episodes. It's sixt watch it,
Speaker 1: of course, no matter forty two minutes. Oh yes, okay,
Speaker 1: let's yeah. I watched it live when I was in
Speaker 1: high school and I watched with my mom. I've never
Speaker 1: seen I watched it. At the time. I knew the guy.
Speaker 1: I thought we could get him on at this all,
Speaker 1: but then we give him on I thought we could
Speaker 1: get at that was three days was the curly hair,
Speaker 1: dark hair He's got out. I'm gonna send it to
Speaker 1: you guys. We're gonna watch it. It's like six episodes there,
Speaker 1: forty two minutes each. Chris Harrison looks like a youth pastor.
Speaker 1: The girls all wear black blazers and have the Rachel haircuts.
Speaker 1: And it also and it also like and also that
Speaker 1: it looks like it was shot on like your Dad's
Speaker 1: like Beta Max Care, but like it's like the production
Speaker 1: value is so terrible standards. I want to give a
Speaker 1: shout out. Um email. This is from Rose Podcast at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com Kato McDonald. She emailed us, it was
Speaker 1: such a joy to join you all on stage in Austin.
Speaker 1: You're all hilarious and amazing. Thank you for making me
Speaker 1: feel welcome and special. Um. I gave back the mad
Speaker 1: props after the first episode for trusting your gut and
Speaker 1: sending to do she guys home on the first night. However,
Speaker 1: I think the guy who threw the douche under the
Speaker 1: bus should have also gone home in my humble opinion, um.
Speaker 1: And then she also said, all of my friends are
Speaker 1: encouraging me to apply for the Bachelor next season. I
Speaker 1: have to admit it super tempting. We will see. I
Speaker 1: think you should do it. Katie, do it and then
Speaker 1: come on and tell us everything. Oh my god, make
Speaker 1: it as far as you can. You have to, you
Speaker 1: have to. She was there, Remember, she's adorable. I think
Speaker 1: it is your duty, like she's got to do it. Look,
Speaker 1: we'd all do it if we could. I would. I
Speaker 1: have dreams about doing it, but we can't. I got
Speaker 1: to do it. There's so many reasons I can't, but
Speaker 1: I but I can't ruin your acting career. So I'm
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm way too old for it. Well,
Speaker 1: whatever I can play, I can play. They do only
Speaker 1: want you to be exactly. Everyone in this season is
Speaker 1: really young. Yeah. I was noticing that, Like most of
Speaker 1: them are under seven. That's what's disturbing. I'm like, now,
Speaker 1: five year old guy is really trying to get married
Speaker 1: to this doesn't even year old? Yeah, well, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, Garrett, supposedly it's twenty nine, but we know
Speaker 1: it's really Like, are you guys so excited to watch bestlers?
Speaker 1: These are one? Yeah? I did. I watched Andrew Firestone
Speaker 1: and Gen Chef, and I also watched the dark haired
Speaker 1: lady who just like kind of like blondactly she struggled
Speaker 1: with alcohol after what was her Oh I can't remember
Speaker 1: her name. I loved the idea of watching the looking
Speaker 1: at the fashion apparently, so we watched the beginning of
Speaker 1: the first episode. They're all in like everything's black and
Speaker 1: there's like black blazers, like blazers. That is so interesting.
Speaker 1: It's also like the women who's like, look, I work
Speaker 1: on Hooters. Yeah, because they were like anything good there was.
Speaker 1: It was it was actually like normal folkman's not like
Speaker 1: I'm a venmo participant, but actually that's it's so early
Speaker 1: on that you made it with that guy. But I know,
Speaker 1: but I was kind like he's got money. Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: she did make out with him. I forgot about the venoms,
Speaker 1: Like he hasn't said one word and you just made out.
Speaker 1: Sorry to know. I was just saying, like they it
Speaker 1: was so early on that like one of the girls
Speaker 1: was like she Asians. She's like, yeah, I'm like really
Speaker 1: different looking compared to all these other girls. And it's
Speaker 1: like because it's like early two thousand, diverse, super diverse.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Lauren, do you have anything you want
Speaker 1: to promote before we set you free. Yes, you can
Speaker 1: find me on Twitter and Instagram at Lauren lap Kiss
Speaker 1: and I have a few podcasts, but you're so good
Speaker 1: Raised by TV, which you can get for free on
Speaker 1: earwolf dot com or iTunes anywhere. There's another one called
Speaker 1: Raised by TV, so make sure you've got the one
Speaker 1: with me and Gabriel's talking on it and uh. The
Speaker 1: other show is called Freedom and Sound Suter Premium. I
Speaker 1: post about it all the time my Instagram. You can
Speaker 1: get a freaki pop Tompkins and Scott awrom It Pop Tompkins,
Speaker 1: Scott Owrom and me talking about our lives, telling stories,
Speaker 1: just hanging out. It's really fun. You are such a delight.
Speaker 1: I think you're so funny. I just I think you're
Speaker 1: such a good podcast host and guest. I think the same.
Speaker 1: But you I got friendship. Let's have our Cone club
Speaker 1: tomorrow tonight. Um, Katie, what is that charity that I
Speaker 1: tweeted at you about yesterday that we love? For Hope?
Speaker 1: For Pause? Is the best you support? We don't don't
Speaker 1: use animals, you guys. Go on YouTube and watch their
Speaker 1: rescue video. And what do you want to promote? Honey, happy,
Speaker 1: Endames happy, and just my show ethnically ambiguous. If you
Speaker 1: like Middle Eastern politics, I always feel crazy on this. Also,
Speaker 1: if you love the Middle East, you're gonna love mine. You.
Speaker 1: If you live in l A and you're able to
Speaker 1: foster a dog right now, a lot of the shelters
Speaker 1: are full, so either go adopt a dog or a cat,
Speaker 1: or foster them or just help out. I am going
Speaker 1: to be doing stand up July for the first time
Speaker 1: ever in Wisconsin. I will be at Bonker's Comedy at
Speaker 1: Tommy Hotel and Casino in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I'm going to
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Speaker 1: July fourteenth. That's actually happening. Get to the show all right, everybody.
Speaker 1: I just shut it down the music. It's now going
Speaker 1: to take twenty teconds to get back up. And in conclusion,
Speaker 1: I held you longer because you said I could, I
Speaker 1: would have respected your boundaries. Everybody, This was fun. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to get all up and you tonight. It
Speaker 1: feels so good. I just gotta wander to push you.
Speaker 1: When you read this rule, the rules to your word,
Speaker 1: these rules to your world,