Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
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Speaker 1: crucially important today.
Speaker 2: On This Is Important, I'm jizzing into the crops.
Speaker 3: Hornballs are undefeated. They will not stop in their quest
Speaker 3: of hornings.
Speaker 4: I want in as well, just to get my dick
Speaker 4: on the table.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Oh callcious Squibity toilet.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, dude, God, I'm so freaking excited, so excited
Speaker 4: to talk to my bros.
Speaker 2: There you are do I love my job.
Speaker 4: I love you Shino Ball. You know what they say,
Speaker 4: if you love what you do, you never work a
Speaker 4: day in your life. And I'm feel like, well, I
Speaker 4: haven't got cast in a lot of stuff lately, so
Speaker 4: I haven't really been working chilling. Yeah, this is a
Speaker 4: lot of chilling for you for years. Yeah, a couple
Speaker 4: of years of chilling. This is the way I don't.
Speaker 2: Know which, I don't know the name of him, but
Speaker 2: you look like one, Like when you were just whatever
Speaker 2: face you were making, you look like one of the
Speaker 2: where the wild things they are monsters.
Speaker 4: Okay, I wasn't gonna say that I'm a dude.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just going to say you look more like
Speaker 3: you're looking more and more like a professional wrestler, and
Speaker 3: I know that's what you are going for.
Speaker 2: It's not I'm going to w W where the wild.
Speaker 2: I don't know if okay, but if there's maybe a no, well,
Speaker 2: we're fleshing it out. And by we, I mean me
Speaker 2: by myself alone, searching.
Speaker 4: I'm going more for UFC fighter. But I get that
Speaker 4: you went ww.
Speaker 2: Right, who's the guy you want to look like.
Speaker 3: Kubbe I'm going forby by the way, those men are
Speaker 3: all atrocious looking, and I'm sorry. I mean, you know,
Speaker 3: I know America and the world loves you have seen
Speaker 3: and I like it.
Speaker 4: I like it too.
Speaker 2: I just look from the neck down.
Speaker 3: Those guys all look like they've been punched in the
Speaker 3: face one thousand times, which makes you all look they
Speaker 3: all look the same, right, they have the same face.
Speaker 2: I think you've covered this, and.
Speaker 3: Then they I don't think so. They're grotesquely ugly. You
Speaker 3: we've covered this, so that's that's that's what you.
Speaker 2: Want to go for. You said that they all get
Speaker 2: hit the face in the same spots, so they get
Speaker 2: the chromagnum brow and things.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, so you get the heart and Brown, I
Speaker 4: don't have that. Maybe you know, we've done a lot
Speaker 4: of these podcasts.
Speaker 3: I might myself twice that much, not that much, dude.
Speaker 4: You fucking disaster my guys. But that's what you want
Speaker 4: to look like.
Speaker 2: But I do like when you say it as if
Speaker 2: you've never said it before.
Speaker 4: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: You're like, you know what. I think?
Speaker 4: Actually, well that's the sign of a good actor as well,
Speaker 4: because you do take after take after take.
Speaker 3: You know, I think I'm just dumbing enough to be
Speaker 3: a really good actor. Okay, yes, I like this, you know,
Speaker 3: like a really good actor where they could just lose
Speaker 3: them lose them.
Speaker 2: You said this before.
Speaker 4: I think you have they can lose themselves.
Speaker 3: In the role because they kind of forgot who they
Speaker 3: were for a minute. I get to prove that and
Speaker 3: I might not ever, but I know I could.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But that's kind of the dance. That's the dance
Speaker 2: you're playing with the audience, and that's what that's what
Speaker 2: keeps me coming back. Let's call this episode.
Speaker 4: Have we talked about this before, but Adam, what role
Speaker 4: do you think do you truly think would win you
Speaker 4: an Oscar? Do you got something in your fucking back pocket?
Speaker 4: That you're like this, if the world would let me
Speaker 4: do this character, I got the gold. I'm a gay.
Speaker 4: I'm gay and also trans and also I have down syndrome.
Speaker 4: I'm not gay no more.
Speaker 3: Okay, true and it's based on a true story from someone, so.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's gotta be someone and if I could pull
Speaker 2: that off, I'm with you. I love it. But are you?
Speaker 2: Are you still white? Hear what you? Yeah, like I
Speaker 2: know what you're saying.
Speaker 4: The trophies upon.
Speaker 2: Me because if you're still white, I'm not watching.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm I'm still white.
Speaker 3: It's a really fancy it's such a fancy it's such
Speaker 3: a fancy director. It's such a fancy director that everyone goes, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: maybe we give him the benefit of the dove.
Speaker 2: Do you know any fancy directors?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, your ghosts something or other? Oky, donkey, fancy
Speaker 3: your ghosts something.
Speaker 4: I think he's a UFC fighter, Yeah he might be.
Speaker 2: Those are still kind of like a little wild. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of like the British posh directors. Who are they?
Speaker 2: Whoever did like the King speech?
Speaker 4: Oh shit?
Speaker 3: You know, someone asked me a little while ago, like
Speaker 3: who would be who's your top five directors that you
Speaker 3: want to work with? And dude, I could not think
Speaker 3: of it. I couldn't think of a director. I was like, well,
Speaker 3: Spielberg for sure, George.
Speaker 4: Lucas, Zucker brothers, Russo brother Wachowski brothers, Russo, all the brothers,
Speaker 4: all the brothers. Huh get the it's the Wachowski brothers, right,
Speaker 4: Well you used to me more they're no longer, no
Speaker 4: longer brothers.
Speaker 3: Maybe I do their life story.
Speaker 2: The life Yeah, there we got you play both of
Speaker 2: them too, Yeah, because I know and by the way,
Speaker 2: we've covered this. Correct me if I'm wrong. They've both transitioned, right, Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: we have that. It's important and we've covered this. We've
Speaker 2: covered this. But can you imagine transitioning and then having
Speaker 2: your brother.
Speaker 3: Be like, I'm gonna do it too, Yeah, and you're like,
Speaker 3: he's such a fucking follower.
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going bad. I'm doing I'm doing my own thing.
Speaker 3: But you can't go back. You did that, you did
Speaker 3: the final snip and swipe.
Speaker 2: No, they got money there, they kept it on ice.
Speaker 3: That's why they cryogenically froze their shwangs.
Speaker 2: So that's how it works. I don't know the biomechanically.
Speaker 2: I think they just put it on ice. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: no piece, it's science.
Speaker 4: That's the movie. Wow, good stuff. Guy's great start so far.
Speaker 4: This is why I love my job. You never can
Speaker 4: you grate us and tell us why. I'm just thinking
Speaker 4: we're coming out. We're coming on fire, as I love
Speaker 4: to do. So no grades at him, no grade coming out.
Speaker 4: I refuse the grade. I'm not a big grater. I
Speaker 4: don't like grading. I think that that's an old school You.
Speaker 3: Know what it is why you're why you look so
Speaker 3: absolutely insane right now, Blake? And uh, it's because you
Speaker 3: have what appears to be like you've tried to grow
Speaker 3: a beard and it's really bad looking. And that's coming
Speaker 3: from someone who also grows bad beards, so I know
Speaker 3: it when I see it.
Speaker 2: I thought your beard was okay, but your mustache was questionable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that that is true. The beard was fine, the
Speaker 3: mustache because that beard is really bad.
Speaker 2: My dude, is it really?
Speaker 4: I thought I was fucking slaying this beard, like I
Speaker 4: keep taking selfies of myself.
Speaker 2: No, you got to stop hanging out the tiba who's
Speaker 2: always like, yeah, he's dapping people up. He's making you
Speaker 2: feel good.
Speaker 4: But it, dude, I feel like that is correct.
Speaker 3: Blake hangs out with the Tiba and and Tiba is
Speaker 3: maybe the most positive.
Speaker 4: A good friend, an encouraging person, someone who supports me. Well,
Speaker 4: he doesn't tear me down at every turn.
Speaker 2: It's how people landscapeboarding tricks. They have to have that.
Speaker 4: Yes, you have to have unearned confidence. It's kind of
Speaker 4: how everybody does everything in life. If you want to excel,
Speaker 4: you need people in your corner who actually uplift you.
Speaker 2: The world will crush you. I completely discribe was raised
Speaker 2: by everyone who said you couldn't do anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we and we could tell that about you,
Speaker 3: and I persevered, Yeah, you did it.
Speaker 2: You're You're evil.
Speaker 4: I'm dude, I'm the king, Blake.
Speaker 3: I'm the king of unearned confidence, without a doubt, without
Speaker 3: a doubt.
Speaker 2: But I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: But you also need someone in your corner to tell you, hey,
Speaker 3: hey Bud, the towel, hey Bud, maybe this isn't it.
Speaker 3: Maybe the shaved mustache really patchy, bad, scrappy, looking like
Speaker 3: Shaggy from Scooby Doo looking, motherfucker, isn't the mood huh.
Speaker 2: So you guys think I look bad? You think I
Speaker 2: look bad atrocious? No, I think you look like one
Speaker 2: of the where the wild things are monsters, you can
Speaker 2: find a comp But tell me about the care here.
Speaker 2: So you're letting it grow underneath the chin, but you
Speaker 2: are shaving your mustache.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I took the mustache down.
Speaker 2: And are you shaving anywhere else?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Are you? Is this groomed? This is groomed? But where wait? No, no, no, no, sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't know what that word means. That's a concept.
Speaker 2: That's a new concept in my life. Groomed. He thought
Speaker 2: it was just a green room.
Speaker 4: My bad talking about the group the groom. No, here
Speaker 4: you get I guess it's not that.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: I thought by groom you meant my mustache and I
Speaker 4: did do that and you did notice that.
Speaker 2: So this is as groomed as your boy gets. Also,
Speaker 2: but are you doing anything under like here, like bottom lip,
Speaker 2: like your your flavorsaverer?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, I take the stinger down. I
Speaker 4: take the stinger down danger Well why why?
Speaker 3: Because that's part when you grow a beard, you it
Speaker 3: has to be full all the way through.
Speaker 4: And by the way, explain yourself. There should be a
Speaker 4: mustache attached.
Speaker 2: We're letting Adam off the leaf. Yeah, I love my
Speaker 2: job man well.
Speaker 4: By the way, because I think, I mean, I think
Speaker 4: Blake is a very handsome gentleman.
Speaker 2: You've said that.
Speaker 3: Besides his face, the rest of me beautiful, hot, hot,
Speaker 3: hot hot.
Speaker 4: No, I think Blake is a very good looking gentleman.
Speaker 3: Uh that this beard isn't doing any favors.
Speaker 4: Really, it's much like much like you told me.
Speaker 3: You told me that my mustache wasn't doing me any
Speaker 3: favors because under most lights it looked like I had
Speaker 3: Hitler mustache.
Speaker 4: Well because the rest of them, the hairs came in
Speaker 4: weirdly blonde. Yes, during the tour, you had a weird ass,
Speaker 4: wispy mustache and like bad chops.
Speaker 2: And it was bad. It was bad.
Speaker 4: It was the worst I've seen you. It's the worst
Speaker 4: you've ever looked.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: Also, also I was obese during that time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole it was a whole.
Speaker 4: Bit. I was a life bit.
Speaker 3: I was doing are huge where I was morbidly obese
Speaker 3: and was going to die, literally.
Speaker 4: Thought I was dying. And before that was actually even
Speaker 4: though you did that, that was my favorite version of you.
Speaker 2: You were very humbled, You were very like.
Speaker 4: You made us like wheelchair you everywhere and stuff. It
Speaker 4: was cool, dude, you never seeing you vulnerable. I like
Speaker 4: to see me fat and injured because then I wasn't
Speaker 4: competition to you. Okay, And really it's not all about competition.
Speaker 2: Right, you keep stealing roles from me. Ask Isaac, he
Speaker 2: keeps off to you.
Speaker 4: Name one.
Speaker 2: Radical?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean I was just like Adam for
Speaker 3: it more circle. Wait, Circle gave me you first? What
Speaker 3: I gifted you buzzball. So I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: fucking want thank you, thank you, bless you. What made
Speaker 3: you decide to go down this route? I know it
Speaker 3: wasn't your girlfriend. I know she wasn't really pitching this
Speaker 3: one hard. She definitely didn't say shave the mustache, grow
Speaker 3: the beard.
Speaker 2: She could have been a motivation in a different way.
Speaker 2: Piss him off, and I was like, oh, yeah, check
Speaker 2: this out. Now you gotta Now you got an ugly boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Yeah told me to not be playing my music wildly
Speaker 3: loud at four am.
Speaker 4: Now that yeah, now you got an ugly boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Sorry, take me out.
Speaker 4: I haven't been Also, I haven't been playing loud music.
Speaker 4: Since we talked about on the pot, have been very
Speaker 4: respectful to my neighbors because I am saving it up
Speaker 4: for the fourth of July. Baby, come on, we're gonna
Speaker 4: let the good times.
Speaker 2: We've covered this, but it's my favorite holiday.
Speaker 4: We have you're and you stand by that. It's never
Speaker 4: gonna not be your favorite. I thought Halloween was your
Speaker 4: favorite holiday.
Speaker 2: No, I'm almost positive. I said July fourth, because that's
Speaker 2: how I feel right now. It's just a good time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: I love barbecue.
Speaker 4: I love the fourth.
Speaker 2: It's hot as fuck, so you could just drink so
Speaker 2: many beers, so many beers.
Speaker 4: It's it's you're not even drunk. It's you don't even
Speaker 4: know where your kids are.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. It's the fourth of July.
Speaker 4: Go burn saving don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 2: Of course it's true, of course. Uh yeah, kids are
Speaker 2: probably fine. You're hearing fireworks. You assume everyone's okay. I
Speaker 2: love it. Uh, you got big plans for the fourth, Blase,
Speaker 2: I do, well.
Speaker 4: You know my block is pretty pretty cool. So they
Speaker 4: do like a h I think I think we've covered this,
Speaker 4: but they do a little like people make pies and
Speaker 4: you try them and say who made the best pie?
Speaker 4: And a little little parade and just you.
Speaker 2: Know, just a parade on your block. Yeah, just chumming around.
Speaker 3: It's a full block party. They lock down the street.
Speaker 3: Is that how it goes?
Speaker 2: Full block party? Is get the horses are not literal horses?
Speaker 2: What do they call those saw horses to block off
Speaker 2: cars from coming in there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I hope they're up today or on the holiday,
Speaker 4: because it could be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need somebody.
Speaker 4: To block off these streets, like, I'm not sure the
Speaker 4: protocol with the saw horses. Blake.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what a block party is. When you literally
Speaker 3: block off the streets. It's a block horses.
Speaker 2: Well you could just like park cars.
Speaker 3: And no, no, no, you no, no, you got to
Speaker 3: I guarantee you police will show up and it'll be
Speaker 3: a thing, and then it's gonna be a lot of
Speaker 3: ice agents and they might steal a neighbor or two.
Speaker 3: I don't want I don't want that for your neighborhood.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying I don't want that for your neighborhood.
Speaker 3: So maybe a few things by the book, Okay, maybe
Speaker 3: you should make a call. I know you're not the guy,
Speaker 3: but maybe call the guy who is the guy who's
Speaker 3: in charge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm hoping, I'm hoping that will all be sewed up.
Speaker 3: How full is that guy's beard, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3: How full and connected is that?
Speaker 4: Probably more connected than mine? But I don't know. I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel good about it.
Speaker 4: That's the most important.
Speaker 2: I do like. I do like that. The beard is
Speaker 2: an indicator, Like you look like someone who would say, yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys, can you could just park some cars? It is?
Speaker 2: And they go, I don't know, judging by your beard,
Speaker 2: I just don't. What do you think, mister good beard?
Speaker 3: Judged by the lack of the beard that you've grown
Speaker 3: makes me not trust you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4: And for everybody who's now tuning in on YouTube, you're
Speaker 4: gonna see this is really not an offensive beard.
Speaker 3: It's actually well, move the microphone out of the way
Speaker 3: and actually work it.
Speaker 4: Let's see it.
Speaker 2: Let's see it. I think it works for you.
Speaker 4: Oh buddy, oh oh buddy, Well.
Speaker 2: I think it does exactly what you wanted it to do.
Speaker 4: What's that, yeah, frame frame my face to find my
Speaker 4: jaw line.
Speaker 3: No, no, your jaw you have the largest jaw line
Speaker 3: largest jaw.
Speaker 4: You got a Crowe magnum jaw line you don't need.
Speaker 2: We all wish we had it.
Speaker 4: Dude, you're hiding the jaw line. It's covered.
Speaker 3: Is that what you're trying to do, is you're trying
Speaker 3: to actually dull the jaw line?
Speaker 2: Maybe at this point, I don't know.
Speaker 4: There's not a lot of thought that goes into it.
Speaker 2: The hair's looking good though. The hair looks it looks
Speaker 2: like a good color, like is that summertime kicking in
Speaker 2: or what's.
Speaker 4: Falling down the stool? Also, yeah, thank you for noticing.
Speaker 4: I kind of did like a middle part. I don't
Speaker 4: do that a lot.
Speaker 2: Right testing that's the way the wild things are.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you. I was kind of going like
Speaker 4: eighties metallitis, some old school. This is some old school Blake.
Speaker 2: Is what this is.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of in my like my my Rocker era
Speaker 4: for this summer, I think so, and what Rocker.
Speaker 2: I'm going like Cliff Burton.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm going for at all times, all right, yes, always, always?
Speaker 2: And now do we see the where the wild things are? Monster?
Speaker 2: That looks like Blake? It's crazy. I mean, I know
Speaker 2: exactly who you're talking about. It's got the bed two horns.
Speaker 3: No no, I know, no, no, no's it's literally brought
Speaker 3: up in the chat and you could look at it.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I didn't have my chat off.
Speaker 3: And it's he has no horns, but it has a
Speaker 3: middle part and the underbeard and an underbeard. Actually that
Speaker 3: beard is much fuller, by the way, but he's working
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 4: This is a great call. He has a bird legs.
Speaker 4: This looks exactly kind of like me. You're right, this
Speaker 4: is what I'm going for. Great a visual. What's the
Speaker 4: last time you read this book?
Speaker 2: I mean within the last year. Now. I love the illustrations.
Speaker 4: I don't remember as a kid really tapping in at
Speaker 4: the story. Me neither neither right, Like the fact that
Speaker 4: a movie came out, I was like, yes, because visually
Speaker 4: I want to see it come to life. But then
Speaker 4: I was like, wait, what is the book? Michelle Gondry.
Speaker 4: That's a fame, that's a fancy.
Speaker 2: That's who I am.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, that's who I would do it with.
Speaker 3: Michelle Gondry, know me as a black trans person with Downson.
Speaker 2: Wait, now you're black black trans am?
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 3: I was black the whole time I was a black
Speaker 3: trans person with down syndrome.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Michelle Gondry, hit me up.
Speaker 2: That will be an interesting film.
Speaker 4: I feel like you could just plug all those prompts
Speaker 4: into like an AI and it will just make that
Speaker 4: movie and it is going to be really good.
Speaker 2: Banger, it's gonna be awesome. Dang you, lucky duck.
Speaker 4: It's going to take our jobs.
Speaker 2: Hey, that movie though, the where the word? I remember
Speaker 2: seeing that movie and going, that's a thumbs down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was hoping to get a thumbs down through the zoom,
Speaker 2: but I guess it's all.
Speaker 4: I don't think people liked it. I don't think it
Speaker 4: was critically acclaimed. It looked dope. I think it's Spike Jones,
Speaker 4: who usually knocks it out the park. He's a very
Speaker 4: visual director. Everything he does is pretty cool.
Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be a wham band.
Speaker 3: I thought it was. I thought it was Michelle Gondry.
Speaker 3: I thought it was Spike Jones.
Speaker 2: It's Spike tripping.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, thank you, and dude, Adam, I'm sorry to
Speaker 4: tell you.
Speaker 2: If Michelle Gondry when he hears this, here's what you
Speaker 2: got it wrong. He's not doing your movie. You're off. Well,
Speaker 2: that's that's why he's not going to do your movie.
Speaker 3: And now Spike Jones isn't going to do it either,
Speaker 3: So I'm kind of I really backed myself into a corner.
Speaker 2: We can figure it out. Yeah, maybe Blake goes and
Speaker 2: he goes, Hey, look, I'm the guy from your movie.
Speaker 2: I can be the guy.
Speaker 4: Wasn't the voice of the main dude? James Gandolfini? Am
Speaker 4: I tripping?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's fucking cool. Yeah, And again I was like
Speaker 2: cool on paper, and then you see the movie and
Speaker 2: you're like, huh, he sounds like he's from New York.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was he doing like his tony soprano?
Speaker 2: Yeah he said so, but it was still like a
Speaker 2: little bit he talking to my guy, or are you
Speaker 2: a monster? No, I'm a buff fungolie. Get at it.
Speaker 4: I like that. That would have been a really cool
Speaker 4: movie if where the wild things are back on.
Speaker 2: Your boat and fucking sail across the ocean back to
Speaker 2: your mom and fucking apologize that's your mother the fuck
Speaker 2: atty here. I think my mom's trying to kill him.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill going through it. Okay, you don't get
Speaker 2: the fuck out of here. What is the I don't
Speaker 2: even want to say it.
Speaker 3: The whole book was trying to get them not to
Speaker 3: read the book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4: Get the fuck out of here. Go talk to your mother.
Speaker 2: Dad?
Speaker 4: Are you screaming to me? I can't read yet, I
Speaker 4: will say I.
Speaker 2: I've watched it since having kids, and I guess it
Speaker 2: hits a little harder as different where you understand it,
Speaker 2: but it becomes a total fucking snooze when you get
Speaker 2: on that island. Huh, well, which is crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't remember the book, and I did not see
Speaker 3: the movies, so I'm really lost.
Speaker 2: I remember thinking the art for the book was off
Speaker 2: the fucking Richter scale.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I also remember that, but.
Speaker 2: Then never read the words. What else is new? Yeah?
Speaker 4: But the visuals of the book were so cool that arresting.
Speaker 4: You were making up the story in your mind as
Speaker 4: a child, but the story on the page didn't match.
Speaker 4: How cool the story in your mind you were making up?
Speaker 2: Was you know what I mean? This is? Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I follow you?
Speaker 3: Track?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm tracking. Blake knows two words.
Speaker 4: You see a lot of You see a lot of
Speaker 4: stuff in the background where you're like, wow, I'd love
Speaker 4: to explore that and all that. It just it takes
Speaker 4: you on a journey visually and then the words.
Speaker 2: Just don't match. You want me to stop talking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a stupid dumb ass.
Speaker 2: Did you guys ever read anymore? The Maurice sendak books
Speaker 2: that were like little tiny ones, and they like all
Speaker 2: slid into a box together the hill.
Speaker 4: I don't think my mom didn't buy me books.
Speaker 2: She's like, read this Snickers wrapper and and you think
Speaker 2: I'm joking, but joke, there's a Lemonhead's box.
Speaker 4: But she didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't remember having books. I don't remember them reading
Speaker 3: to me. I truly don't, she says it happened. I
Speaker 3: do not remember it. And in fact, when I would
Speaker 3: ask for books, I was told.
Speaker 4: What she literally told me, well, what are you going
Speaker 4: to do with them? Bitch?
Speaker 2: Spell book?
Speaker 4: And I go, well, read them?
Speaker 3: I would read them, and she goes, you would, you wouldn't,
Speaker 3: And then they would sit there.
Speaker 4: And then later I found out my parents were fairly poor.
Speaker 2: But uh, there's a library.
Speaker 4: That is that is literally what libraries are for.
Speaker 3: I know we would go to the library. I don't
Speaker 3: remember taking any books until I got a little older,
Speaker 3: and I remember like when I was young, like really young.
Speaker 3: I don't remember taking we didn't have the Where the
Speaker 3: Wild Things Are? I just remember getting into the Bearstein
Speaker 3: Bearer books.
Speaker 4: That was my big ship.
Speaker 2: Those are good. You never went to the library.
Speaker 4: It's so they all smell different. It's like interesting, No,
Speaker 4: we would.
Speaker 3: We would go to the library, but then it was
Speaker 3: always just like some old lady reading to you, and
Speaker 3: you're like, this is kind of oriented.
Speaker 2: But did we wouldn't get books to go. I don't
Speaker 2: remember check a book.
Speaker 3: I think I think then maybe my mom I don't
Speaker 3: have a library card. Then I'm gonna have to come
Speaker 3: back here and drop these books off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you get more books. I just I
Speaker 2: feel like going to the library way back in the
Speaker 2: day super young was like your It was like your
Speaker 2: first way of expressing yourself by being like I'm getting
Speaker 2: this book. I'm gonna get this one paper airplanes. I'm
Speaker 2: getting this book about polar bears. Like I don't remember,
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was like the first kind of
Speaker 2: like what like cultivating your likes personality.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, yeah, you're kind of you. You kind of
Speaker 4: just unlocked something. I do remember.
Speaker 3: I got really into cheetahs.
Speaker 2: That was my shit, Cheata cheetahs. There you go.
Speaker 3: I wanted to know all about cheetahs. Hell, by the way,
Speaker 3: not a lot to know. They run very superpast that's
Speaker 3: kind of the most Yeah, they're hella fast.
Speaker 2: That covers How fast? Do you even remember how fast?
Speaker 2: Because I know exactly how.
Speaker 4: I got sixty miles sixty miles an hour.
Speaker 2: That seventy two.
Speaker 4: I've heard eighty eighty. I've heard eighty on some forum.
Speaker 2: I thought it was seventy two.
Speaker 4: Todd, Oh, I thought it was shit top. I think sixties, right, Todd?
Speaker 2: Can you look up? Can you look up that cheetahs
Speaker 2: can only run seven ten miles?
Speaker 4: I think I think we came from an era where
Speaker 4: they were gassing cheetahs up.
Speaker 2: But they have.
Speaker 4: Fifty eight fifty eighty okay, all right, so a fast
Speaker 4: at cheetah.
Speaker 2: But Todd, can I tell you something not helpful?
Speaker 4: Not helpful, brothers, and help there's point of view?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and then mostly getting the National Geographic to
Speaker 3: see the titties, you know, and yeah, and I know
Speaker 3: you know I have a similar I remember finding a
Speaker 3: zone in the library where it was it was this
Speaker 3: book called elf Quest it's like a it's like an
Speaker 3: old comic but ud But I remember you flip a
Speaker 3: few quests, all right, and there was some like illustrated nudity.
Speaker 2: It got pretty horny they're doing.
Speaker 4: I remember being in the library, cooking, sitting in the
Speaker 4: little the little lane or whatever, looking through elf Quest,
Speaker 4: getting so horny as a kid, dude, so horny. Wow,
Speaker 4: Like it was everything I wanted. It was like fantasy elves.
Speaker 4: And then it's just me in a quiet it's getting
Speaker 4: a freaking rode. How old were you sixteen sixteen? There
Speaker 4: were sixteen years old reading elf Quest? No, no, no,
Speaker 4: it was I must have been like eleven eleven. I
Speaker 4: would say, that's when. That's when it was really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember being I mean no, I guess
Speaker 3: I was horny even then.
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, come on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, Yeah, absolutely, Yeah. I think maybe I'm
Speaker 3: just in a negative dude right now. And I'm sorry, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay, go for it. We can handle it, dude.
Speaker 2: We're here for you. You know what. Yeah, I love
Speaker 2: my job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe I'm just being negative.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And by the way, Blake, your beard looks fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think she just can only run sixty miles
Speaker 2: an hour, dude, come on, give chet as a break.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe they run eighty.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh they run a hundred, What do I care?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I also remember going like pretty psycho on like Australia.
Speaker 4: I loved Australia. I'd read all the Australia books. That
Speaker 4: was kind of Those were when you just had a
Speaker 4: thirst for knowledge. Now I don't give a fuck anymore.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Now, you guys have kids that are library ages, Like
Speaker 3: my child is too young to go to the library.
Speaker 3: Now when you go there, is it just homeless people
Speaker 3: jacking off?
Speaker 2: Or yeah, they got this fantasy section health Quest.
Speaker 4: There's a line out the door for elf Quest.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, where's your elf Quest section? Sir?
Speaker 4: It's just a bunch of fucking mutants next to the
Speaker 4: elf Quest section, just going hard.
Speaker 2: I've only kicked it in the children's section of our
Speaker 2: local library, so I haven't seen I haven't ventured huh
Speaker 2: towards elf Quest or any other But it's popping. It's popping.
Speaker 2: Librarians are still doing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the library is still very sick. So but real
Speaker 4: talk is there.
Speaker 3: Because I remember when I first came to La and
Speaker 3: I had to print something out, and I was like.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'll go to the library.
Speaker 3: Course and yeah, it probably was map quest and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'll go to the library, print something out, get a
Speaker 3: library card and that then I Blake probably remembers this.
Speaker 3: I've just got a giant book about JFK. And I
Speaker 3: just learned all about the Kennedy's.
Speaker 2: It's such a flex How fast does he run?
Speaker 4: It was twelve months is a cheetah.
Speaker 2: That's what That's what I also read.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very shagged nic Yeah, and and just looking around,
Speaker 3: I was like, there's a lot of un housed sorry
Speaker 3: Blake on housed.
Speaker 2: Sensitive.
Speaker 3: It's seeming like they're there to look at porno, like
Speaker 3: a lot of computers on the computers kind of looking around, Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is this is two thousand and two three.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, this is yeah, this is two thousand and
Speaker 4: two three. Yeah. They're like no, no, no, no, I'm not
Speaker 4: hold on, just let me click off of this.
Speaker 2: Oh my bad.
Speaker 4: Oops.
Speaker 2: The Internet was full of possibilities and even even the
Speaker 2: on house want to get in on that.
Speaker 3: I don't even think they had blockers yet. They were
Speaker 3: like it was just wide open spaces.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well they thought, they thought, who would do that?
Speaker 2: And then they found out.
Speaker 4: Has it changed now?
Speaker 3: Because that's what that's what the library was in LA
Speaker 3: at that at that time.
Speaker 2: I promise you it's changed.
Speaker 4: Well sometimes it I there's there's still homies there kicking
Speaker 4: it out computer. No no, no, no, no, no, come on
Speaker 4: the what what would we call it? The blockers or
Speaker 4: what's the blockers? That's there's a better term. But yeah,
Speaker 4: they're the the Internet shields. There's a voter term firewalls,
Speaker 4: the firewalls whatever, whatever the term is. But yes, we
Speaker 4: know what you're trying to.
Speaker 2: I don't know what do you need? What do you need?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's those are very complex and honed in. I
Speaker 4: don't think people are really unless they're looking at breastfeeding
Speaker 4: videos or dude, you could just.
Speaker 3: Go to chat, GPT dot com and then can you
Speaker 3: look up naked women on.
Speaker 2: Chat ChiPT No, it doesn't really do it. Hot hot,
Speaker 2: hot Hot.
Speaker 4: I knew I was going to ask Hoors and he
Speaker 4: would know your boobs are huge.
Speaker 2: Well, I just put together a pitch and I need
Speaker 2: and I was doing it over zoom. So I wanted
Speaker 2: to add a bunch of like slides to help illustrate
Speaker 2: the pitch and like the fucking guardrails are insane where
Speaker 2: you're like, hey, I need there to be like blood
Speaker 2: and they're like I had one where it was like
Speaker 2: a white male character who starts dating a biracial ex
Speaker 2: girlfriend of somebody. So I was like this guy with
Speaker 2: his arm around the biracial girl. He looks like uh,
Speaker 2: he's like annoying and a jerk, and she looks uneasy,
Speaker 2: and it was like, I can't do that because it's
Speaker 2: a woman, dadad and was like also racially insensitive, and
Speaker 2: I so head tip back to it. I go, I
Speaker 2: think you're racially insensitive for even bringing it up. I'm
Speaker 2: just describing the picture I want for these characters. And
Speaker 2: it was like very sorry. Again, these are delicate issues.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I can't wait till durs being just as
Speaker 4: an old man just getting in arguments with chat GPT
Speaker 4: all day. That's exactly what's gonna happen all day.
Speaker 2: It's like, you're wrong, but wearing some screen like fucking
Speaker 2: just show.
Speaker 3: Me black and his chat GPT like knows who he is,
Speaker 3: so oh god, here he comes here he go.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah again, alright, shag, are you there. Yeah, loading loading.
Speaker 3: Well, there has to be a some sort of I
Speaker 3: don't know anything besides chat gibt it's the only one
Speaker 3: that I know. Uh, there has to be other platforms
Speaker 3: that you can make pornos because porno rules everything around us.
Speaker 2: Around pream prem Okay, yes those are for you, Adam,
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Speaker 2: of my nose onto my microphone.
Speaker 4: We're just Prem, just Prem.
Speaker 2: I just preamed on my mic.
Speaker 3: Supreme baby you cream that pream?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there has to be right because obviously porno
Speaker 3: rules everything around me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think it's And for some reason Todd
Speaker 2: hasn't just filled our chat with hen time. Yeah that's weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's interesting. No, I think it's Uh, it's a
Speaker 4: it's in the early stages.
Speaker 2: But there has to be ti ai dot com. It's
Speaker 2: advancing quickly, it's advancing.
Speaker 4: I saw I saw some like it was a comedy.
Speaker 3: It was a comedy video, but he was saying how
Speaker 3: much money he's making on OnlyFans, and it's him like dancing,
Speaker 3: being sexy, uh, acting like he's wiping hair out of
Speaker 3: his face, and then it goes split screen and then
Speaker 3: it's just like a hot chick like Bucks, some hot
Speaker 3: chick who's doing the exact same thing and doing the
Speaker 3: exact dance and movements that he is, And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I bet that is the future.
Speaker 4: That is absolutely the future.
Speaker 3: Like guys pretending to be these OnlyFans models and actually
Speaker 3: tricking horny old dudes.
Speaker 2: I mean, or horny young dudes.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is this looks promised, you're real and uh
Speaker 4: what did you do?
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Speaker 2: Why is it always trans? That's a Why does AI
Speaker 2: are like the CGIs the best of both worlds? One
Speaker 2: moment and I'll let you have the floor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we go with Blake's answer. We know Blake's answer.
Speaker 2: I just want to know if a lot of porn
Speaker 2: is not trans, why is almost all the CGI porn trans?
Speaker 3: I think they want to do something kind of to
Speaker 3: grab the audience's attention and be like holy moly and
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Speaker 2: Off right, but then you're but but you're not getting
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Speaker 2: wait a second, is that what I think it is?
Speaker 2: And then I go, yeah, that's what I thought it was.
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Speaker 2: Free? Forever and Blake? It's the best of both worlds.
Speaker 2: Did you want to speak more to? Do you want
Speaker 2: to speak more to that?
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like that says everything, because you
Speaker 4: know what world you know, the big ass titties and
Speaker 4: then a big old swing and dick, dude, So.
Speaker 2: Those are the So those are the worlds. The worlds
Speaker 2: are titties and dicks. Yeah, there's no there's no pussy
Speaker 2: in this. That seems kind of anti female. And I
Speaker 2: don't know if you'd heard, but the future is female.
Speaker 2: Maybe well you know what?
Speaker 4: Also maybe look, maybe there's there's one somewhere around there.
Speaker 2: Who knows. Yeah, they do. They do sometimes replace the
Speaker 2: testicles with a vagina. Wow, wow, man, this is And
Speaker 2: again I'm like, look, you got my attention.
Speaker 4: It's important.
Speaker 2: I click and I go is that what I thought
Speaker 2: it was? And it was? But then I'm gone on that.
Speaker 2: I never work a day in my life.
Speaker 3: It's good to know that I had the question and
Speaker 3: it was so easily answered immediately immediately.
Speaker 4: Yeah, buyer boy Todd, he just who already had the
Speaker 4: open Yeah. Yeah, it's like we got through all the
Speaker 4: all the are you eighteen or not? I was like,
Speaker 4: it has to it has to exist. Click click, it's
Speaker 4: right there.
Speaker 2: I knew at a moment's.
Speaker 3: Note, hornballs are undefeated. They will not stop in their
Speaker 3: quest of horniness.
Speaker 2: It goes without saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you ever see a future where the world
Speaker 4: is not horny anymore? I feel like gen Z is
Speaker 4: marching towards that. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think they want they want that life for themselves. No, dang,
Speaker 5: and as I make sure, than marching pretty hot. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's turning on. Oh my, yeah, what is going on
Speaker 5: with them? There's but they but here's the deal.
Speaker 2: It's just that they're not fucking right, they're still horny,
Speaker 2: there's not fucking yeah, yeah, I think that's right, right,
Speaker 2: and Blake, Blake, are you talking about when we're not
Speaker 2: horny or when we're not fucking.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of talking about like we we we Yeah,
Speaker 4: we don't leave the house to fuck anymore.
Speaker 2: So the best of both worlds. We're here. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think that's uh marriage, that's marriage.
Speaker 4: I think we're living that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that is currently what's happened with the younger generation.
Speaker 3: They're not going out to fuck, They're they're going to mixers.
Speaker 3: They're going to run clubs and ship.
Speaker 2: Is that you mean like running clubs where.
Speaker 4: They go together? They go running together a popular thing.
Speaker 4: I'm hyped on those.
Speaker 2: But didn't people you used to go running together to
Speaker 2: end up fucking right afterwards you're like, she's pretty fast.
Speaker 3: I think running together is a fairly new, maybe within
Speaker 3: the last decade or fifteen year thing.
Speaker 4: No, not in the way run clubs are so popular now.
Speaker 2: It's sure. No, I don't disagree, but that's correct. But
Speaker 2: running clubs have been around for quite a while, not
Speaker 2: like now, like Nike. Nike used to have a running
Speaker 2: club in like two thousand and five that would leave
Speaker 2: from the grove store.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's still pretty early in terms of running. Running
Speaker 4: has been around since the dawn of man?
Speaker 2: Like, still pretty early? Is it earlier? Is it late?
Speaker 2: What are we talking? I maybe so? Anyway, run clubs,
Speaker 2: run clubs. People are doing run clubs instead of fucking yeah,
Speaker 2: it's running.
Speaker 3: They're just being there, trying to get as sexy as
Speaker 3: possible for Instagram likes into their TikTok page and to
Speaker 3: sell their protein bars instead.
Speaker 4: Of fucking wow, dude. And that's the difference between us.
Speaker 3: You could start at the aipnis.
Speaker 2: Right, and I will. I think, would you do a
Speaker 2: run and train club?
Speaker 4: A what running train club? That?
Speaker 2: Yes? But Blake, is that the best of both worlds?
Speaker 2: Spreame preme. Absolutely?
Speaker 4: I don't think I would. Yeah, that that doesn't excite me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd get exhausted. Yeah, you'd get killed by all
Speaker 2: those guys. Oh yeah, I guess they're just not going out.
Speaker 2: People are saying that bars and nightclubs are closing. I
Speaker 2: haven't heard that, Yeah, and like, I don't, I don't,
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean there's so much of me.
Speaker 3: That just wishes I was a little younger where I
Speaker 3: could go to bars and nightclubs on Tuesday, Wednesdays, Thursdays.
Speaker 2: But who's not going? Are women not going or are
Speaker 2: guys not going? Or are both not going?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like you've got to knock on the door
Speaker 3: of Scottsdale, Arizona and see if it's affecting that place,
Speaker 3: because I feel like that place is still going off.
Speaker 2: That's at one end of the bell curve. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: I feel like that is at the one end of
Speaker 2: the spectrum.
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's you know, and it's it's what,
Speaker 4: it's what. Everything we've been talking about all kind of
Speaker 4: gathered around one idea. But like libraries, nobody's really going anymore, clubs,
Speaker 4: nobody's really going anymore. Think about like I used to
Speaker 4: go to record stores and see people. Nobody really goes
Speaker 4: to those anymore.
Speaker 2: And what's the idea?
Speaker 4: They don't even exist, right, All you have to do
Speaker 4: is stay home and jayo to ai poor No, if
Speaker 4: you don't have to leave.
Speaker 3: Put on your Oculus rift and and jo In the metaverse, Uh,
Speaker 3: do you remember when people were buying land in the metaverse?
Speaker 4: For like real amounts of money.
Speaker 3: How they have to feel like such fucking assholes right
Speaker 3: now because they were like.
Speaker 2: You're gonna regret saying that.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, I mean maybe, but right now.
Speaker 2: To ten years from now? Yeah? Right? Uh?
Speaker 3: Todd, tell us what was the most expensive sale for
Speaker 3: land in the metaverse?
Speaker 2: You gotta imagine it's somebody with fuck you money. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. They just did it to say they did
Speaker 2: it and promote probably their own company.
Speaker 4: Now what kind of land are we talking about? Are
Speaker 4: we talking about like they bought an island or like
Speaker 4: land to farm on. I don't really remember this wave.
Speaker 3: I remember it being like the street to be on
Speaker 3: Prime real Estate is four point three million and who
Speaker 3: what was it? And maybe get a list going. I
Speaker 3: know Nike like had their store there that they bought
Speaker 3: and then they put a store there.
Speaker 2: They probably got in for free. Whoever is creating this
Speaker 2: universe probably went to a bunch of places and was like, hey,
Speaker 2: will you create real retail spaces for our population or
Speaker 2: whatever our citizens?
Speaker 4: This is how I know I'm going to be like
Speaker 4: a really goofy old guy. And it's just like I
Speaker 4: don't even care to even learn about this shit, this
Speaker 4: kind of shit bitcoin. I know it's maybe it's the
Speaker 4: future or whatever, but I just don't want to I
Speaker 4: just don't want to live in it. I'd rather just
Speaker 4: be in the library looking at elfquest like that's that
Speaker 4: say less? My future is very retro. I wanted to
Speaker 4: never never change in that way.
Speaker 2: I mean, I definitely think at some point I'd rather
Speaker 2: end up in a fucking shack next to a little river,
Speaker 2: then on top of a two hundred story skyscraper with
Speaker 2: a robot sucking me off while I like watch ten
Speaker 2: ten movies with some goggles on sixty nine.
Speaker 4: Dude, Well, the way you explained it, though, that kind
Speaker 4: of sold me.
Speaker 2: Hang on.
Speaker 4: I mean the river I forgot seemed pleasant, but then
Speaker 4: you said, you said, the robot, robot, it can do?
Speaker 2: What now it can do?
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, this future doesn't sound half bad.
Speaker 2: Not so bleak, stand by it.
Speaker 4: Well, we do need to learn some skills. I think
Speaker 4: we need to get busy.
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like you were you were in Blake.
Speaker 3: You like to go farming via the internet, Like didn't
Speaker 3: you do like farmvilles or whatever?
Speaker 2: What? I'm curious what you're are you talking? What are
Speaker 2: you talking about.
Speaker 3: I remember back in the day you were like you
Speaker 3: were like, you're playing this game, and it was like, no,
Speaker 3: it's cool.
Speaker 4: Uh you could like I'm working.
Speaker 3: I'm working to make money so I can like buy
Speaker 3: a beach house. And I'm like, just work in real
Speaker 3: life and buy an actual beach house.
Speaker 4: What do you do.
Speaker 2: It, Adam, that's stupid you're talking about.
Speaker 4: When I was during COVID, I was deep into Animal Crossing.
Speaker 4: But okay that that doesn't transfer to actual life skills?
Speaker 2: Is that just like Frogger? No?
Speaker 4: No, you're taking like literally an animal crossing the road.
Speaker 4: This is just a game called Animal Crossing.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's just the title. What are we talking
Speaker 2: about here? It's just pretty much an RPG.
Speaker 4: But it doesn't I don't really gather, like get real
Speaker 4: skill from playing that game. I'm saying, we need to
Speaker 4: get our hands in the dirt. We need to plant
Speaker 4: some gardens.
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Speaker 2: heard that.
Speaker 4: I heard if you play music to them, and if
Speaker 4: you fuck the soil they're planted in, they grow really
Speaker 4: really really big. Only in the metisphere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all just Jill Scott if you give your
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Speaker 3: So some company called Republic Realm, which doesn't sound good,
Speaker 3: you know that they're the biggest asshole alive.
Speaker 4: Republic Realm.
Speaker 3: That sounds evil. It sounds evil, super evil. They bought
Speaker 3: a plot of land in the Sandbox Metaverse for a
Speaker 3: record four point three million dollars.
Speaker 4: By the way, that.
Speaker 3: Is a very nice house. They don't know what the
Speaker 3: fuck they're doing.
Speaker 2: We don't think this is like an I'll scratch your
Speaker 2: back if you scratch mind situation, where like the people
Speaker 2: were like, hey, will you just buy four point three
Speaker 2: million in our fucking metaverse or whatever. That's how rich
Speaker 2: people work. Yeah, the headline will be there and then
Speaker 2: we'll buy whatever the fuck you need from us.
Speaker 4: I do think that's the way like wealthy people. Rich
Speaker 4: people work is like they see other people buying something,
Speaker 4: they say, wait, I don't even fuck with it, but
Speaker 4: if they're gonna be buying it for that much money,
Speaker 4: I want in as well, just to get my dick
Speaker 4: on the table, so the record was broke.
Speaker 3: It was two point four to three million at the time.
Speaker 3: I mean, and the land is set in this so
Speaker 3: called fashion district of decentral land and online virtual only environment.
Speaker 4: I see.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how to get to this place.
Speaker 4: It almost feels like a like a like a dead
Speaker 4: video like online games that don't exist anymore. Have you
Speaker 4: ever been on like an online game that nobody plays
Speaker 4: anymore and it's just no one is there.
Speaker 2: It's just like a barren Oh. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I tried to play.
Speaker 3: Old Call of Duty the World War two, yeah, which
Speaker 3: was the first game that it got me into Call
Speaker 3: of Duty what like two years ago now, and uh,
Speaker 3: and there was like nobody there, right, And it was
Speaker 3: like kind of spooky.
Speaker 4: It's just me walking around, dude, it's in it kind
Speaker 4: of It's kind of like a bit of a horror movie.
Speaker 4: Like you go to these old games and the servers
Speaker 4: that are still up and there's literally maybe there's two
Speaker 4: people there. It's like, what the fuck are you doing
Speaker 4: on this game?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was just me and the same guy killing as
Speaker 3: such other over and over and I'm like this is
Speaker 3: kind of boring, is like, yeah, I'm out.
Speaker 4: My gosh, well, I'm gonna just stay.
Speaker 2: What's that's how we're gonna make friends? What is It's?
Speaker 2: World War two?
Speaker 4: It was a Call of Duty World War two?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: And then now I'm playing the new Call of Duty.
Speaker 3: It's very fun, very fun.
Speaker 4: I did. That's that's my game.
Speaker 2: What war? Is it a new one?
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's new new one. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 4: a war that hasn't even been started yet. You wait,
Speaker 4: she's gonna go off. It's uh, it's US bombing Iran.
Speaker 2: Huh. Yeah, sounds topical. It seems topical. They they made
Speaker 2: game that's out now. Yeah, you guys, they just drummed
Speaker 2: it up, have you guys? You guys heard about how
Speaker 2: Ukraine took out a bunch of shit in Russia and
Speaker 2: how they did it.
Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, I watched that YouTube video. It's fucking insane.
Speaker 4: What is the name of the things so sick? It's
Speaker 4: literally just a bro here. Let me guess.
Speaker 3: Okay, they sent their Russian operatives, people that were in
Speaker 3: charge linked toni CC not far off, and then all
Speaker 3: of a sudden they were they were m I A
Speaker 3: and they go they walked right in and fucking.
Speaker 4: Were just jo I prem they hit him with the
Speaker 4: preme bomb. Baby, uh close at them, very close.
Speaker 2: They essentially like sent a what do they call it,
Speaker 2: like a package, a shipping container. They sent a shipping
Speaker 2: container on a truck into rush, regular ass truck. Like
Speaker 2: just a guy driving a truck who's like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: got this shipping container.
Speaker 4: Just do Just a dude, he which way Keev?
Speaker 2: Which way is key? Where's key Krae?
Speaker 4: Hey, where's that damn missile silo?
Speaker 2: So he's leaving that.
Speaker 4: And he's, yeah, I'm trying to get back to Kiev.
Speaker 4: I just left Kiev. I'm trying to make my way
Speaker 4: to Moscow.
Speaker 2: Moscow is what I.
Speaker 4: Was the missile silence?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I heard. If I turn around in Moscow,
Speaker 2: I'll get back to keep.
Speaker 4: Like, no, you cannot be here.
Speaker 2: This is nuts.
Speaker 3: And then he says, hey, do me a favor and
Speaker 3: uh click this link and he's and the guy's like wait.
Speaker 2: What, oh oh, why do you have American accent? I
Speaker 2: am from here. You're from here as well, But I'm.
Speaker 4: A truck driver, I'm a trump from I'm from a
Speaker 4: real I'm just from a real mountainous part of Ukraine.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about that. Nine, I'm a truck driver. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: the truck is en route because the truck drivers just
Speaker 2: a delivery guy taking it out there. When it gets
Speaker 2: to a certain point, the top of the shipping container
Speaker 2: opens remote control style, and a shit ton like dozens
Speaker 2: of drones with bombs on them go out as programmed
Speaker 2: fly over to the military base that's nearby, and then
Speaker 2: just bomb all their planes yep on some like fucking
Speaker 2: mission impossible type shit. It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: And then they what they couldn't stop them because there
Speaker 3: were so many drones because I know they have missile defense.
Speaker 2: No, dude, these are like there's no missile defense for
Speaker 2: a drone that's flying like thirty feet off the ground.
Speaker 4: A little yeah, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's literally like the road nearest the Air Force by
Speaker 2: the way, do not quote down. Yeah yeah, no, no,
Speaker 2: they're way right near the air Force base. Sure, we're
Speaker 2: just opened up. And then they just zoomed over there
Speaker 2: in the under a minute or so and drop bombs
Speaker 2: on all their bomber planes.
Speaker 3: And yet I can't even get a package delivered by
Speaker 3: Amazon via drone Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? And Adam, You've always got a funny,
Speaker 2: quirky way. Same thing. Where's my where's my hand sanitizer?
Speaker 2: I ordered on Amazon Prime. Okay, they probably delivered it
Speaker 2: to my metaverse house.
Speaker 4: Okay, I I didn't see that video, but there is
Speaker 4: a YouTube, and there's a very specific name to what
Speaker 4: who these fighters are or whatever. But basically what it
Speaker 4: is is this dude just sitting in like, h yeah,
Speaker 4: just like a tent outside of where the target is.
Speaker 4: And he literally is probably just the guy who's the
Speaker 4: best at Modern Warfare the video game. He's just sitting
Speaker 4: there with the VR headset and he's flying these drones
Speaker 4: with low bombs on him, and he just like he's
Speaker 4: so good at it. He just it's whatever target he wants.
Speaker 4: It could be just like one person. It could be
Speaker 4: a tank, it could be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be anything. What else could it be.
Speaker 4: It's just a dude just playing. It's crazy. It's modern warfare,
Speaker 4: my friends, It's insane. That is another of.
Speaker 2: Wait, what the hell? Wow, dude, I just I was like, Yo,
Speaker 2: Between that and like the phone or like the pager
Speaker 2: bomb one from a few months ago, I'm like, what
Speaker 2: are we up to?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's some really cool ship happening, really cool, well,
Speaker 3: really cool.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, it's just sad and insane but inventive.
Speaker 2: And can you imagine the writer's room for these, for
Speaker 2: these what do they call it plans?
Speaker 3: I mean, you got you gotta have a sick writer's
Speaker 3: room of military guys, you know, just spin it for
Speaker 3: sure walking around.
Speaker 2: What if we got all these guys rolexes, right, but
Speaker 2: inside the Rolex aids they go, they all good aids. Well,
Speaker 2: they could live for a while, okay.
Speaker 4: Normal, now, all right, just a pitch, just a I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go get some string cheese.
Speaker 2: Okay, not aid ebola.
Speaker 3: And then they're like, that's real quick, bring up PORNIFI
Speaker 3: dot c C on the projector here. Okay, that's lunch.
Speaker 4: That's lunch.
Speaker 3: That's like any take backs and apologies, any epic slams
Speaker 3: for today, you know what.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm I will apologize for repeating all
Speaker 2: the things we repeated, but that's kind of the theme
Speaker 2: of the episode and themes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the history of pizzas.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: I'd like to give a shout out to uh the.
Speaker 3: Dozens and dozens and dozens, if not hundreds of people
Speaker 3: that signed up for the cruise.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, baby.
Speaker 3: Since the last podcast when we talked about it, we're
Speaker 3: getting near sold out and I want people to gobble
Speaker 3: them up before they all get sold out.
Speaker 2: Do it a lot?
Speaker 4: Yes, because it is. It's gonna be a true banger,
Speaker 4: true banger of a time. Yeah, I can't wait. I'm
Speaker 4: getting more and more excited.
Speaker 3: I plan on I'm going to be an alcoholic Yes,
Speaker 3: on that cruise.
Speaker 4: I'm ready to go back, just on that cruise.
Speaker 3: I don't care if I spasm and my eyeball falls out.
Speaker 3: A spasm hits me so hard.
Speaker 2: Probably had too many beers.
Speaker 3: I'm ready to fucking send it on the cruise.
Speaker 2: Blake, what is the too many beers? From? What was
Speaker 2: his name? Britt Covin Gnaw or whatever. We're very We're kind.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm still.
Speaker 2: We're kind of poly charged this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess we were accidentally poly charged.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The cruise is gonna be bonkers, man.
Speaker 4: The cruise is going to be insane. Every time I
Speaker 4: think about it, I'm like, it's gonna be a once
Speaker 4: in a lifetime Just yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm never gonna forget someone's I hope not. I guarantee
Speaker 2: you I hope. What's the over under I'm putting it
Speaker 2: at too.
Speaker 4: Ah Okay, Uh, we're not putting it in.
Speaker 2: We're not encouraging. I'm putting the over under it too.
Speaker 3: I'm I mean, I think we don't want anyone to
Speaker 3: go over. Yeah, so I'm gonna say under because I
Speaker 3: think even the fall is enough to kill you.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe you, maybe you anything happens on international waters,
Speaker 2: maybe this is the way, you know what?
Speaker 4: And I would like to do an apology to uh
Speaker 4: where the wild things are because, uh, you know, we
Speaker 4: kind of shit on it as a story, but it
Speaker 4: would have a backbone. No, it has the test of time,
Speaker 4: and it's for a reason. It's because it unlocks your imagination.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter what the story is. If the illustrations
Speaker 4: are good enough, then it's an all timer.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't disagree.
Speaker 3: Okay, if we didn't say it wasn't an all timer,
Speaker 3: it's just amazing, Like.
Speaker 2: We shopit on that book for no reason and all.
Speaker 2: But it's a Caldocotta Award winner, say less Caldicott.
Speaker 4: There you go, and it deserves it, and it deserves it.
Speaker 3: Snow the Hatchet by Gary Paulsen, but it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Not enough pictures for me in that one, okay, fair?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. There's nobody in there that
Speaker 2: looks like Blake in my opinion.
Speaker 4: That is true.
Speaker 2: That is true. Nice guys, man and Blake.
Speaker 4: I would like to take back. I kind of was.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I was in a mood early
Speaker 3: early on, it was just dunking on fool.
Speaker 2: Had you had your naked chicks yet today you're thirty
Speaker 2: naked wings.
Speaker 4: Might feel free?
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh you mean my Maybe you were hungry?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am hungry. Actually, I have not eaten yet today.
Speaker 3: I had a mush this morning, an overnight oat and
Speaker 3: that's the calories.
Speaker 2: MUSHes are getting worse. I'm so fucking hungry.
Speaker 4: So that's two hunder calories and it's three pm.
Speaker 2: When mush came out, they were good, and now mush
Speaker 2: is bad. I don't know what they're done. It's these
Speaker 2: little overnight oat fucking oatmeal things delicious, but they're not
Speaker 2: good anymore.
Speaker 4: They Do you ever make your own mush independent mush? No,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna what it's really easy.
Speaker 2: That's the future. I want. I want a cabin right
Speaker 2: by the river. I'm making my own mush. It's really
Speaker 2: easy to make. I'm gizzing into the crops.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I feel like I'm gonna take the robots
Speaker 3: sucking me off while I'm in a high rise watching
Speaker 3: twenty movies at once.
Speaker 2: And you'll just have mush. Good luck, Hey, good luck
Speaker 2: feeling like you're in touch with Mother Earth.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have mush injected in your ass.
Speaker 2: I'll be balls deep in mother Earth. I don't know
Speaker 2: about you.
Speaker 3: And that's another episode of this.
Speaker 2: I have one take back. I'm sorry, mother Earth.