WEBVTT - Doodie in the Kid’s Ball Pit

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tapp?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap? All them? Marcy

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<v Speaker 1>wants to play a phone tap on our best friend Erica. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>Marcy took both of their kids to a kid's birthday

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<v Speaker 1>party while Erica was at work recently. So I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call Erica and say, hey, I'm the manager of the

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<v Speaker 1>birthday party place. Your kid caused a little problem at

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<v Speaker 1>the birthday party. You need to pay for it. Parents. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you should never ever phone tap parents. I'm about to

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's see what happens and Garrett's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hi, how's it going? This is Richard Fair. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>one of the managers over at the birthday how's it

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<v Speaker 1>going today?

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<v Speaker 2>Just fine?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'll make this quick. Was your son at

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<v Speaker 1>Amy's third birthday party last week?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? He went, Yes, Well, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Seems that he was playing in the ballpit with the

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<v Speaker 1>other kids and having a good time, and everybody got out,

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<v Speaker 1>and once the birthday party was over, we noticed he

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<v Speaker 1>left the little president in the ballpit.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>He went duty in the ballpit, all right, well.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't there. My nanny took him. I'd heard nothing

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<v Speaker 2>about this.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're kind of going to need some type of

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<v Speaker 1>payment because we've kind of footed the bill for your

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<v Speaker 1>son's accident.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's that's what you do, don't you. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>that's that you have kids parties there. It must happen

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<v Speaker 2>all the time normally.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes it does, but it happens in the bathroom, not

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<v Speaker 1>the ballpit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I doubt that. But okay, well what would you

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<v Speaker 2>like me to do about it?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So this is what it comes down to. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to need you to pay for the cleaning bill.

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<v Speaker 1>We had to sanitize it, We had to reclean a place.

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<v Speaker 1>It came to nine hundred bucks so long.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, you're joking right.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is no joke, man. Unfortunately I have to

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<v Speaker 1>place this call letting a mother know that her son

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<v Speaker 1>did duty in the ballpit and you have to pay

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<v Speaker 1>the bill.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Wow, what a great job you have. You can

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<v Speaker 2>clean your own balls. You know those things are so

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<v Speaker 2>filthy as it is, that place stinks. Well, maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you actually needed a cleaning, and maybe it was God

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<v Speaker 2>who had my son take a dump with the balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I can tell your tone is not nice.

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<v Speaker 2>And here at the birthday and telling me my son

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<v Speaker 2>took a dump in your place and you want me

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<v Speaker 2>to pay to clean it up.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very clean until your son got in the

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<v Speaker 1>ball pick.

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<v Speaker 2>I really doubt that I've been to that place. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a scuzz pit and everybody who works there needs to

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<v Speaker 2>take a shower. This is the most ridiculous conversation I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever had with anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Why isn't your kid potty train jet? Is what I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know personally?

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<v Speaker 2>How about that? I don't have time for your.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to try to stay calm and civil because

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<v Speaker 1>that's who we are here at all. Right, nine hundred

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<v Speaker 1>bucks and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Not giving you nine hundred bucks. I'm not giving you

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<v Speaker 2>three cents. Why don't you guys take this time to

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<v Speaker 2>clean that hole up?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we did that. We did, and we're just looking

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<v Speaker 1>for a little repayment for it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not going to get any repayment. Children, That's what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate to treat customers like this, but you're being

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<v Speaker 1>very not a customer.

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<v Speaker 2>My son wasn't even a customer, Oh he was not quite.

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<v Speaker 2>That place is a hole and it was a party

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<v Speaker 2>from the school. And my kid would never have gone

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<v Speaker 2>there if it was from the school because he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>even hang out with that crap. So don't call me

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<v Speaker 2>and tell me that.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, missus Bronson, you have a kid, so you'll have

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<v Speaker 1>to put up with a responsibility, Okay, you not me,

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<v Speaker 1>not me.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to. I have to deal with them for

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<v Speaker 1>two hours, two hours, and that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, listen to me. You know, why don't you tell

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<v Speaker 2>the owners that if they want to have a place

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<v Speaker 2>where kids come to them, they need to deal with

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<v Speaker 2>all the bulls that comes up when kids show up.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So, miss Bronson, if you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>pay for this, why don't you talk to your friend Marcy?

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<v Speaker 2>What does that have to do with anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Marcy learned about your son's little accident. You wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to play a phone tap on you. My name's Garret

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<v Speaker 1>from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show and Erica. You've

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<v Speaker 1>been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? You all right? All right? That's that's

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<v Speaker 2>that's that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want to say to your friend Marcy?

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<v Speaker 2>I like to choker.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant's phone tap