Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tapp?
Speaker 1: All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap? All them? Marcy
Speaker 1: wants to play a phone tap on our best friend Erica. Now,
Speaker 1: Marcy took both of their kids to a kid's birthday
Speaker 1: party while Erica was at work recently. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call Erica and say, hey, I'm the manager of the
Speaker 1: birthday party place. Your kid caused a little problem at
Speaker 1: the birthday party. You need to pay for it. Parents. Oh,
Speaker 1: you should never ever phone tap parents. I'm about to
Speaker 1: All right, let's see what happens and Garrett's phone tap.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, how's it going? This is Richard Fair. I'm
Speaker 1: one of the managers over at the birthday how's it
Speaker 1: going today?
Speaker 2: Just fine?
Speaker 1: All right, I'll make this quick. Was your son at
Speaker 1: Amy's third birthday party last week?
Speaker 2: Yes? He went, Yes, Well, it.
Speaker 1: Seems that he was playing in the ballpit with the
Speaker 1: other kids and having a good time, and everybody got out,
Speaker 1: and once the birthday party was over, we noticed he
Speaker 1: left the little president in the ballpit.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: He went duty in the ballpit, all right, well.
Speaker 2: I wasn't there. My nanny took him. I'd heard nothing
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 1: So we're kind of going to need some type of
Speaker 1: payment because we've kind of footed the bill for your
Speaker 1: son's accident.
Speaker 2: Well that's that's what you do, don't you. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's that you have kids parties there. It must happen
Speaker 2: all the time normally.
Speaker 1: Yes it does, but it happens in the bathroom, not
Speaker 1: the ballpit.
Speaker 2: Oh I doubt that. But okay, well what would you
Speaker 2: like me to do about it?
Speaker 1: All right? So this is what it comes down to. Really,
Speaker 1: I'm going to need you to pay for the cleaning bill.
Speaker 1: We had to sanitize it, We had to reclean a place.
Speaker 1: It came to nine hundred bucks so long.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, you're joking right.
Speaker 1: No, this is no joke, man. Unfortunately I have to
Speaker 1: place this call letting a mother know that her son
Speaker 1: did duty in the ballpit and you have to pay
Speaker 1: the bill.
Speaker 2: Now, Wow, what a great job you have. You can
Speaker 2: clean your own balls. You know those things are so
Speaker 2: filthy as it is, that place stinks. Well, maybe maybe
Speaker 2: you actually needed a cleaning, and maybe it was God
Speaker 2: who had my son take a dump with the balls.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can tell your tone is not nice.
Speaker 2: And here at the birthday and telling me my son
Speaker 2: took a dump in your place and you want me
Speaker 2: to pay to clean it up.
Speaker 1: It was very clean until your son got in the
Speaker 1: ball pick.
Speaker 2: I really doubt that I've been to that place. It's
Speaker 2: a scuzz pit and everybody who works there needs to
Speaker 2: take a shower. This is the most ridiculous conversation I've
Speaker 2: ever had with anybody.
Speaker 1: Why isn't your kid potty train jet? Is what I
Speaker 1: want to know personally?
Speaker 2: How about that? I don't have time for your.
Speaker 1: I'm going to try to stay calm and civil because
Speaker 1: that's who we are here at all. Right, nine hundred
Speaker 1: bucks and I'm.
Speaker 2: Not giving you nine hundred bucks. I'm not giving you
Speaker 2: three cents. Why don't you guys take this time to
Speaker 2: clean that hole up?
Speaker 1: Oh we did that. We did, and we're just looking
Speaker 1: for a little repayment for it.
Speaker 2: We're not going to get any repayment. Children, That's what happened.
Speaker 1: I hate to treat customers like this, but you're being
Speaker 1: very not a customer.
Speaker 2: My son wasn't even a customer, Oh he was not quite.
Speaker 2: That place is a hole and it was a party
Speaker 2: from the school. And my kid would never have gone
Speaker 2: there if it was from the school because he doesn't
Speaker 2: even hang out with that crap. So don't call me
Speaker 2: and tell me that.
Speaker 1: Listen, missus Bronson, you have a kid, so you'll have
Speaker 1: to put up with a responsibility, Okay, you not me,
Speaker 1: not me.
Speaker 2: I have to.
Speaker 1: I have to. I have to deal with them for
Speaker 1: two hours, two hours, and that's it.
Speaker 2: Oh, listen to me. You know, why don't you tell
Speaker 2: the owners that if they want to have a place
Speaker 2: where kids come to them, they need to deal with
Speaker 2: all the bulls that comes up when kids show up.
Speaker 1: All right, So, miss Bronson, if you don't want to
Speaker 1: pay for this, why don't you talk to your friend Marcy?
Speaker 2: What does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 1: Well, Marcy learned about your son's little accident. You wanted
Speaker 1: to play a phone tap on you. My name's Garret
Speaker 1: from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show and Erica. You've
Speaker 1: been phone tapped?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? You all right? All right? That's that's
Speaker 2: that's that's great.
Speaker 1: What do you want to say to your friend Marcy?
Speaker 2: I like to choker.
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant's phone tap