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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tapp?

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Speaker 1: All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap? All them? Marcy

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Speaker 1: wants to play a phone tap on our best friend Erica. Now,

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Speaker 1: Marcy took both of their kids to a kid's birthday

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Speaker 1: party while Erica was at work recently. So I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: call Erica and say, hey, I'm the manager of the

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Speaker 1: birthday party place. Your kid caused a little problem at

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Speaker 1: the birthday party. You need to pay for it. Parents. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you should never ever phone tap parents. I'm about to

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Speaker 1: All right, let's see what happens and Garrett's phone tap.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, how's it going? This is Richard Fair. I'm

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Speaker 1: one of the managers over at the birthday how's it

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Speaker 1: going today?

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Speaker 2: Just fine?

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Speaker 1: All right, I'll make this quick. Was your son at

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Speaker 1: Amy's third birthday party last week?

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Speaker 2: Yes? He went, Yes, Well, it.

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Speaker 1: Seems that he was playing in the ballpit with the

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Speaker 1: other kids and having a good time, and everybody got out,

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Speaker 1: and once the birthday party was over, we noticed he

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Speaker 1: left the little president in the ballpit.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: He went duty in the ballpit, all right, well.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't there. My nanny took him. I'd heard nothing

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Speaker 2: about this.

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Speaker 1: So we're kind of going to need some type of

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Speaker 1: payment because we've kind of footed the bill for your

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Speaker 1: son's accident.

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Speaker 2: Well that's that's what you do, don't you. I mean,

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Speaker 2: that's that you have kids parties there. It must happen

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Speaker 2: all the time normally.

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Speaker 1: Yes it does, but it happens in the bathroom, not

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Speaker 1: the ballpit.

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Speaker 2: Oh I doubt that. But okay, well what would you

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Speaker 2: like me to do about it?

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Speaker 1: All right? So this is what it comes down to. Really,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to need you to pay for the cleaning bill.

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Speaker 1: We had to sanitize it, We had to reclean a place.

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Speaker 1: It came to nine hundred bucks so long.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, you're joking right.

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Speaker 1: No, this is no joke, man. Unfortunately I have to

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Speaker 1: place this call letting a mother know that her son

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Speaker 1: did duty in the ballpit and you have to pay

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Speaker 1: the bill.

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Speaker 2: Now, Wow, what a great job you have. You can

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Speaker 2: clean your own balls. You know those things are so

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Speaker 2: filthy as it is, that place stinks. Well, maybe maybe

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Speaker 2: you actually needed a cleaning, and maybe it was God

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Speaker 2: who had my son take a dump with the balls.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I can tell your tone is not nice.

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Speaker 2: And here at the birthday and telling me my son

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Speaker 2: took a dump in your place and you want me

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Speaker 2: to pay to clean it up.

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Speaker 1: It was very clean until your son got in the

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Speaker 1: ball pick.

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Speaker 2: I really doubt that I've been to that place. It's

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Speaker 2: a scuzz pit and everybody who works there needs to

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Speaker 2: take a shower. This is the most ridiculous conversation I've

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Speaker 2: ever had with anybody.

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Speaker 1: Why isn't your kid potty train jet? Is what I

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Speaker 1: want to know personally?

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Speaker 2: How about that? I don't have time for your.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to try to stay calm and civil because

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Speaker 1: that's who we are here at all. Right, nine hundred

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Speaker 1: bucks and I'm.

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Speaker 2: Not giving you nine hundred bucks. I'm not giving you

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Speaker 2: three cents. Why don't you guys take this time to

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Speaker 2: clean that hole up?

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Speaker 1: Oh we did that. We did, and we're just looking

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Speaker 1: for a little repayment for it.

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Speaker 2: We're not going to get any repayment. Children, That's what happened.

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Speaker 1: I hate to treat customers like this, but you're being

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Speaker 1: very not a customer.

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Speaker 2: My son wasn't even a customer, Oh he was not quite.

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Speaker 2: That place is a hole and it was a party

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Speaker 2: from the school. And my kid would never have gone

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Speaker 2: there if it was from the school because he doesn't

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Speaker 2: even hang out with that crap. So don't call me

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Speaker 2: and tell me that.

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Speaker 1: Listen, missus Bronson, you have a kid, so you'll have

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Speaker 1: to put up with a responsibility, Okay, you not me,

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Speaker 1: not me.

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Speaker 2: I have to.

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Speaker 1: I have to. I have to deal with them for

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Speaker 1: two hours, two hours, and that's it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, listen to me. You know, why don't you tell

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Speaker 2: the owners that if they want to have a place

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Speaker 2: where kids come to them, they need to deal with

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Speaker 2: all the bulls that comes up when kids show up.

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Speaker 1: All right, So, miss Bronson, if you don't want to

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Speaker 1: pay for this, why don't you talk to your friend Marcy?

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Speaker 2: What does that have to do with anything?

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Speaker 1: Well, Marcy learned about your son's little accident. You wanted

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Speaker 1: to play a phone tap on you. My name's Garret

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Speaker 1: from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show and Erica. You've

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Speaker 1: been phone tapped?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? You all right? All right? That's that's

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Speaker 2: that's that's great.

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Speaker 1: What do you want to say to your friend Marcy?

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Speaker 2: I like to choker.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durant's phone tap