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Speaker 1: It's on the twenties five. Hello. Hello, Oh hey, who

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Speaker 1: is this? I don't know you called me? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: sorry about that, dude. Um, this is Ted Man. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm your daughter's new boyfriend. What's up? Hi? Ted? How

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? Um? I know I don't know you,

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Speaker 1: but we're coming over for dinner on Tuesday or Thursday,

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Speaker 1: so I wanted to call and talk to you real quick.

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Speaker 1: Actually it's Wednesday. Oh it's Wednesday. Yeah, dude, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to see if I can get my shift cover

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Speaker 1: to taco about now. You're concerned, though, bro, I'll be good. Um.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to call and talk to you because exciting day.

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Speaker 1: At dinner, I'm planning on asking Chelsea for hand in marriage.

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Speaker 1: You're what, Yeah, and I wanted to get your approval.

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Speaker 1: I gets you're probably excited. I can tell um. I'm

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Speaker 1: about as far as I'm excited as you can be.

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Speaker 1: Right now, you've known my daughter for an entire four weeks, right, oh,

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Speaker 1: five weeks? You know how long you've known my daughter? Know,

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Speaker 1: there's gonna be math this quiz. You know what you

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Speaker 1: first met my daughter? Yeah, I was a joke, the

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Speaker 1: math joke. Oh, okay, is it okay? If I call

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Speaker 1: you dad right now? Yeah, I'm not even gonna ask Dad.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a joke, and I don't

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Speaker 1: know what it is, but you are not gonna marry

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Speaker 1: my daughter. You got it. I don't know where that

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Speaker 1: came from. And I'm kind of offended by that. You

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Speaker 1: call me and you say, after four and a half weeks,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna come into my home for the very first

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Speaker 1: time and propose to my daughter. You can't even remember

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Speaker 1: who the hell are you on the phone with. I'm

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Speaker 1: on the phone with my dad, my future dad, with

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Speaker 1: the man that will kick your ass if you show

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Speaker 1: up at my house. All right, you asked me, do

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Speaker 1: you even know how to dial a phone? Helloa, man,

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Speaker 1: you were coming out of the woodwork with some angry vibes.

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Speaker 1: Listen to Obviously you're stoned. Okay, I get that part

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Speaker 1: of it it. Okay, you go to I just called you

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Speaker 1: to ask for your blessing for me and your daughter

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Speaker 1: upcoming nuptials, and now you're going off on me. And

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Speaker 1: you know, frankly, I just sound like I'm giving you

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Speaker 1: more blessing. Well, I don't know you very well. This

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Speaker 1: could be a blessing. She said that you get got

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Speaker 1: to kind of a hothead sometimes. Understand this. You are

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Speaker 1: not going to be with my daughter, all right, seriously,

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Speaker 1: it's over does nothing? Ever, why aren't you going? Are

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Speaker 1: you seriously smoking a ball while talking to me trying

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Speaker 1: to say that you're gonna ask my daughter mine on you? No, hey, Bill,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your daughter, Chelsea set you up, so this

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Speaker 1: whole thing is made up. Yeah, she says that you've

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Speaker 1: been kind of being a hard ass about the guys

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Speaker 1: that she dates lately. Calm gave me a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: For sure. My daughter was going to marry his stoner

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Speaker 1: the week up every morning with Jewel phone tap weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenty school, one hundred blocks one eight

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Speaker 1: six six, moving night. Dude, I do wanna jump inside

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Speaker 1: you love. I wouldn't want to have it any the way.

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Speaker 1: I'm addicted and I just can't get no. I just

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Speaker 1: can't get it now. I just can't get enough. I

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Speaker 1: just can't get it now. I just can't get you.

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Speaker 1: And you gotta site on steaming. She gave me hotness

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Speaker 1: a new meaning perfection. Mommy, you clean men inception, you

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Speaker 1: gotta bother dreamming team man, Damn baby, I'm feening. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to holler at you. I'm screaming, let me let

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Speaker 1: me down this scheting and lovely love me. You know

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Speaker 1: you on my Deamon broke a former team man, I

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Speaker 1: could be the king, could be the queen, and my

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Speaker 1: mind's doing even don't meet clean and I love you

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Speaker 1: long time, so you know the meaning. Oh baby, I

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Speaker 1: can't come down, so please call me on me out.

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Speaker 1: You got been my eye and I can't step off

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Speaker 1: the cloud and I just can't get enough