WEBVTT - Euthanized Your Tongue! 

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<v Speaker 1>Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the

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<v Speaker 1>George Washington Broadcast Center.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. Armstrong and Getty. And now,

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<v Speaker 2>here's Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 1>For Columbus Day, people will be commemorating it in different ways.

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<v Speaker 1>For example, Hunter Biden says he'll be painting portraits of

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<v Speaker 1>the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria. Not the ships, just

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<v Speaker 1>three whores.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>That was one of my higher-ranked gut-felt jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>So before we get to something important, have you seen

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<v Speaker 1>the video of Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness at

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<v Speaker 1>an Irish pub?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I haven't not.

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<v Speaker 1>I retweeted it. As somebody said, Mark Zuckerberg pretending to

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy Guinness is my new favorite thing. And I retweeted

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<v Speaker 1>the video. But Jonah Goldberg's response to it was, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>like to think one of the best parts of being

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<v Speaker 1>worth a quarter trillion dollars would be not having to

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<v Speaker 1>drink stuff you don't want to drink just to be

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<v Speaker 1>accepted by the bros.

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<v Speaker 2>No kidding. I'm worth that kind of money.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't like Guinness or I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>drink that or whatever. They're at an Irish pub and

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be just some guy sitting around talking about AI,

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<v Speaker 1>and he has a Guinness in front of him, and

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<v Speaker 1>he takes a swallow, and he sure looks like somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who's never had Guinness in his mouth before. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what he was expecting to taste like. He's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of nodding along as he tries to swallow it down,

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<v Speaker 1>because it is an acquired taste.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Mark, it's okay. I admit, among the many beer and

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<v Speaker 2>beer-adjacent beverages on Earth, it's not my favorite. I'd rather

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<v Speaker 2>have other things. And people who really like Guinness, they

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<v Speaker 2>look at you like you've suggested, you know, dating a

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<v Speaker 2>13-year-old would probably be okay. Like, you're sick.

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<v Speaker 1>I liked it. I liked it a lot, especially on

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<v Speaker 1>a cold day, but too many calories. But, man, a

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<v Speaker 1>black and tan where you have that on the top

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<v Speaker 1>and the bass on the bottom, oh, I loved that

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<v Speaker 1>back when I was a drinker.

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<v Speaker 2>I just love the different races of beer coming together

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<v Speaker 2>in one glass. It's a lesson for us all.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe that's what I would have if I were

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<v Speaker 1>to be executed for my last meal.

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<v Speaker 2>See, sometimes you just don't even need it.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have a black and tan. Could I have

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<v Speaker 1>a Guinness and bass for my last meal before I'm

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<v Speaker 1>killed by the firing squad or hung from the neck

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<v Speaker 1>until dead or put in the electric chair and fried

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<v Speaker 1>like an egg or whichever method we decide to use

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<v Speaker 1>or stabbed 19 times like that poor Tennessee woman.

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<v Speaker 2>What the what? Just thinking about it, they don't let

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<v Speaker 2>you have alcoholic beverages for your last meal. Why? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want them drunk. Things might get out of hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody might get hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the execution might go poorly.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, exactly. So anyway, great piece on why the firing

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<v Speaker 2>squad is the perfect method for doing this. And this

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<v Speaker 2>think piece written by Alex Kaczynski, which I thought was

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<v Speaker 2>quite good. It starts with a brief discussion of Furman v. Georgia.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all in the wake of the botched execution

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<v Speaker 2>of Krista Pike down there in Tennessee, the brutal, brutal

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<v Speaker 2>torture murderer of an innocent teenage girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Scumbag.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah. And I was really interested to dig back

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<v Speaker 2>into Furman v. Georgia in 1972. It was a 5-4

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<v Speaker 2>ruling in which the liberal Supreme Court at that time

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<v Speaker 2>utterly invented... I mean, just they it was a beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>symbol of that period of the Supreme Court where they

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<v Speaker 2>just said, you know, our preference for policy, the way

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<v Speaker 2>we'd like the world to be is as follows. And

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<v Speaker 2>we're the Supreme Court. So now you got to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, for instance, and again, and this was a

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<v Speaker 1>ruling to not have. Capital punishment.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, the ruling was essentially that capital punishment is

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<v Speaker 2>administered so arbitrarily from state to state and within states

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<v Speaker 2>that this guy got the death penalty, this guy didn't. Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Over here, totally different than right across the border. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like the looks of him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and so they invented, and I should have recapped this,

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<v Speaker 2>but they invented a set of standards for who can

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<v Speaker 2>get executed. You have to be more consistent about it. again,

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<v Speaker 2>utterly just inventing constitutional doctrine. But the really interesting part

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<v Speaker 2>of this to me, before we get to the firing squad,

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<v Speaker 2>is that you've got the majority, Brennan and Marshall, viewed

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<v Speaker 2>the death penalty as unconstitutional per se, just on its face,

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<v Speaker 2>which is unsupportable as a constitutional argument to me. While Douglas, Stewart,

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<v Speaker 2>and White emphasized its arbitrary, discriminatory, and unguided application. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>the four dissenting justices argued that the issue belonged to legislatures,

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<v Speaker 2>noting that the Constitution specifically contemplates capital punishment. That's Berger.

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<v Speaker 2>Blackmun expressed personal moral revulsion toward the death penalty, but

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<v Speaker 2>voted to uphold the statutes as a matter of judicial restraint.

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<v Speaker 1>Classic conservative view of it, like, I hate this, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think the law allows it, as opposed to liberals

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<v Speaker 1>doing the opposite thing. What do I want it to be?

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<v Speaker 1>Then I will craft something to end up with the

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<v Speaker 1>result I want.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. So anyway, 35 states in the wake of

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<v Speaker 2>that retooled their laws to adopt such procedures to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure it's a little more uniformly applied. And then they

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<v Speaker 2>mentioned a couple of different executions that are not really

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<v Speaker 2>germane to the topic.

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<v Speaker 1>But Man, I'm at this point, I think, against the

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<v Speaker 1>death penalty, but I'm not revolted by it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's interesting that you're revolted by it. So one of

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<v Speaker 2>the offshoots of the Furman v. Georgia thing was that

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<v Speaker 2>the states wanted to make absolutely sure that what they

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<v Speaker 2>were doing didn't look cruel.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't look cruel.

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<v Speaker 2>Under the Eighth Amendment, no cruel or unusual punishments. And so—

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<v Speaker 2>And this is kind of speculation, but it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>States maybe thought lethal injection would fare better in court

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<v Speaker 2>because it resembled... Slow down, Joe. Slow down. My eyes

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<v Speaker 2>get so far ahead of my mouth. It gets all

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<v Speaker 2>garbled and I start speaking nonsense. And it's like, I

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<v Speaker 2>got drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Euthanized your tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no kidding. Anyway, so.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of states thought lethal injection would look better

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<v Speaker 2>in court in case it was dragged in because it

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<v Speaker 2>resembled a familiar medical procedure. And maybe they wanted executions

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<v Speaker 2>to look less medieval. Either way, the appeal was obvious.

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<v Speaker 2>Put the prisoner on a gurney, attach tubes, administer drugs,

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<v Speaker 2>invite the public to imagine that death arrives cleanly and

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<v Speaker 2>quickly without anyone getting blood on his hands. But then

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<v Speaker 2>he gets into what we've been discussing, that appearances aren't reality.

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<v Speaker 2>Because lethal injection was a terrible choice, Alex writes, practically

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<v Speaker 2>and philosophically. It borrows medicine's costume without the people and

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<v Speaker 2>the safeguards that make medicine work. Physicians can't participate. Nurses

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<v Speaker 2>can't participate.

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<v Speaker 1>Part of their Hippocratic Oath, they're not allowed to kill people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the AMS ethics code, etc.

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<v Speaker 1>How did they get around that up in Canada?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, they're woke numbskulls?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they call it care? Is that the way they

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<v Speaker 1>do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's care for somebody who's very sick, including the

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<v Speaker 2>mentally ill.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, except that's not what's happening in Canada. Not to

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<v Speaker 1>get off track, but the statistics are out after the

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<v Speaker 1>full two years of doing this or whatever. The vast

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<v Speaker 1>majority are not people who have any medical problems. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not sick people at the end of life who don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go through the pain and agony of cancer

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. It's not. It's people who just aren't digging

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<v Speaker 1>their lives.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, in a lot of cases. So anyway, back to

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<v Speaker 2>the death chamber. Since the doctors and nurses can't do this,

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<v Speaker 2>the job therefore falls to law enforcement personnel who must

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<v Speaker 2>obtain the drugs, more on that in a second, find

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<v Speaker 2>a vein, insert a catheter, and administer the substances in

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<v Speaker 2>the right quantities and sequence.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got some mall cop jabbing me?

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<v Speaker 2>If the first attempt fails, they try again. In Wood's case,

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<v Speaker 2>that was somebody else referenced in the article, 14 goes

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<v Speaker 2>at it.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I'm more afraid of that than anything, because as

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<v Speaker 1>a guy with a needle phobia, I'd rather be, God,

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<v Speaker 1>come up with your drown me like a witch, anything

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<v Speaker 1>other than that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah. 14 tries? You know, after about five, I'd say, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>give me that needle. I'm doing this. And I put

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<v Speaker 2>it right into my carotid artery. Anyway, so then you've

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<v Speaker 2>got the drug problem. Drug manufacturers have refused to sell

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<v Speaker 2>their products for executions for various reasons, PR, pressure campaigns.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a lifesaver, not a life-ender. States have resorted

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<v Speaker 2>to Rube Goldberg-like schemes to obtain drugs from abroad, sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>under false pretenses, or have used drugs that are expired

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<v Speaker 2>or improperly stored or come from the formulary pharmacies that

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<v Speaker 2>mix them together.

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<v Speaker 4>And so....

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<v Speaker 2>And there's not an accepted protocol guaranteed to produce a

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<v Speaker 2>quick painless death because drug companies test medications to heal people,

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<v Speaker 2>not kill them. And so states have had to improvise,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes using drugs known to cause severe pain and then

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<v Speaker 2>administering sedatives to blunt it. The sedatives don't always work.

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<v Speaker 2>There's good reason to believe some people. convicts have actually suffered.

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<v Speaker 2>There are books about this stuff. But then he gets

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<v Speaker 2>to his main point. The philosophical problem is more fundamental.

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<v Speaker 2>Execution by lethal injections is dishonest. It dresses an execution

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<v Speaker 2>in the reassuring garb of medicine, encouraging us to mistake

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<v Speaker 2>a state killing for a clinical event. Medicine seeks to

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<v Speaker 2>preserve life. Execution ends it. This blurring of what we

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<v Speaker 2>are diametrically, what are diametrically opposite functions is, is perilous

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<v Speaker 2>and morally repugnant. So he points out, and he made

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<v Speaker 2>this argument, actually, this guy was a judge on the

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<v Speaker 2>ninth circuit. I should have pointed that out for a

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<v Speaker 2>very long time, many, many years. As he pointed out

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<v Speaker 2>in a previous execution, eight or nine large caliber rifle

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<v Speaker 2>bullets fired at close range will cause instant death every

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<v Speaker 2>single time. Plenty of people employed by the state can

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<v Speaker 2>pull the trigger and have good enough aim. The weapons

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<v Speaker 2>and ammunition are bought by the state in massive quantities

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<v Speaker 2>for law enforcement purposes. So it's, you know, free essentially.

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<v Speaker 2>And nobody can argue that the weapons are put to

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<v Speaker 2>a purpose for which they're not intended. Firearms have no

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<v Speaker 2>purpose other than destroying their targets, or I would argue

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<v Speaker 2>dissuading people from crossing lines. Sure, firing squads can be messy,

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<v Speaker 2>but if we're willing to carry out executions, we should

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<v Speaker 2>not shield ourselves from reality that we are shedding human blood.

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<v Speaker 2>If we as a society cannot stomach the splatter from

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<v Speaker 2>an execution carried out by firing squad, then we shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be carrying out executions at all.

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<v Speaker 1>So we got this text. I don't know if it's

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<v Speaker 1>true or not.

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<v Speaker 2>One more super quick point. And he writes of Mr. Hassan,

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<v Speaker 2>the Fort Hood shooter. No one merits a lingering, possibly

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<v Speaker 2>excruciating death. I have some doubts about live streaming the execution,

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<v Speaker 2>but let's do it. Let's do it right. Let's do

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<v Speaker 2>it quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wonder about this. So we got this text

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm for that, too. We're not in the putting

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<v Speaker 1>them in pain business. So the body will appear to

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<v Speaker 1>be dead, explode your heart, all that sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But the brain is still functional for a certain amount

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<v Speaker 1>of time. And so the pain is still interpreted by

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<v Speaker 1>the brain until death occurs, which we don't exactly know

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<v Speaker 1>how long that would be. But it would be a

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<v Speaker 1>number of seconds. The brain itself is what needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be terminated by guillotine or some other device, but shooting, blah.

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<v Speaker 2>Blah, blah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I'd like to shoot me in the head.

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<v Speaker 1>Put a bullet in my head. Why can't you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Three each?

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather have a bullet in my head than in

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<v Speaker 1>my heart if I have to be executed by firing squad.

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<v Speaker 2>I could see that. The neurological question in front of

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<v Speaker 2>us is an interesting one.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's interesting as a guy who's had to dispatch

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<v Speaker 1>some animals in my life with a gun, I shot

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<v Speaker 1>them in the head as I was taught by other

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<v Speaker 1>people who have done the same thing. Nobody thinks, God,

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<v Speaker 1>I would be horrified by the idea of shooting the

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<v Speaker 1>beast in the chest. That seems gruesome.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's a fair point. This is the Armstrong Amendment.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to go ahead and... Although, that really gets gruesome.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No doubt.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you got enough guys with rifles to

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<v Speaker 2>make 100% sure the job is done, there's not going

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<v Speaker 2>to be a noggin left.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch the Zapruder film.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather not.

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<v Speaker 6>Again.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>I am persuaded that the idea of lethal injection is

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<v Speaker 2>bizarre and improper.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is like trying to dress up what you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing in different clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any thoughts about that? You can text us.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be darned.

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<v Speaker 2>That's heavy. One guy gets a blank, right, in the

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<v Speaker 2>firing squad. Is that real? So everybody can think. It

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<v Speaker 2>used to be, I know. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>There aren't that many firing squads these days. You wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have to do that with me. I'd participate. This is

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<v Speaker 1>what the law is, and this person did horrible things.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you're a known psychopath, though, so there's that. You

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<v Speaker 2>think that's it?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>In particular. That's part of it. In particular.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me hit you with this one text. I wanted to,

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<v Speaker 1>before we take a break, I wanted to just thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for continuing your theme of being the most depressing

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<v Speaker 1>show in America, and you doubled down on that by

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<v Speaker 1>having it visually. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>We're now going to be on YouTube, so you can

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<v Speaker 1>watch the most depressing show in America.

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<v Speaker 2>More on the way. Stay here. Armstrong and Getty. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, who asked you?

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<v Speaker 2>Most depressing radio show. Eh. Reverb boy, shut up. Armstrong

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<v Speaker 2>and Getty.

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<v Speaker 1>I had forgotten about some things I tweeted out over

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend. One of them was a picture. Who else

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<v Speaker 1>keeps a back scratcher next to their bed? And it

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<v Speaker 1>was a picture of my nightstand with a back scratcher

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<v Speaker 1>on it that I got at, uh, uh, black bear diner. It's,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of cool. It's a stick and it's got

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<v Speaker 1>a bear paw on the end with claws and you

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<v Speaker 1>can take the bear claw scratcher back. Anyway, we've got

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<v Speaker 1>a number of, uh, texts, including, um, Please don't share

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<v Speaker 1>your bedroom accoutrements. Some things are better best kept private,

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<v Speaker 1>which is kind of funny. Everybody should have a back

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<v Speaker 1>scratcher next to the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need it very often, but when you do

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<v Speaker 1>need it, you really need it. But I tweeted this out.

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<v Speaker 1>Being a dad is just telling yourself it's been an

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<v Speaker 1>expensive month, but we'll get back on track next month

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<v Speaker 1>over and over again until you die. and and i

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<v Speaker 1>fortunately don't have it so much with the money is

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<v Speaker 1>that as the like the schedule time thing it's like

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<v Speaker 1>this has been a crazy week it's a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get back on track next week.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get in the groove yeah exactly yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Today was rough because we had scouts and then you

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<v Speaker 1>had this and then something happened and we had to

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<v Speaker 1>get to the but next week all right that's funny

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<v Speaker 1>number of uh i always complain about this but i

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<v Speaker 1>just think it's an interesting facet of human nature The

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<v Speaker 1>number of people that react to any of my attempts

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<v Speaker 1>at witticisms on Twitter with just, like, deep anger and

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<v Speaker 1>angst and controversy is always just amazing to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I pity them.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the way you live your life? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what that is.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't imagine. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know whether I want to get into this

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<v Speaker 1>conversation or not, but I've been following some of the stuff. Fox, particularly,

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<v Speaker 1>most of their hosts that I've seen, maybe I'm missing some,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know what Hannity has said. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what Hannity is saying about the deal with the diesel? But, man,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody else, everybody else is, this is terrible. A terrible thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And Trump's saying Putin wants to make a deal. Zelensky's

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<v Speaker 1>getting in the way. You know, Iran wants to make

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<v Speaker 1>a deal. Does he actually believe that? That's the one

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<v Speaker 1>thing from his presidency I'm going to want to know

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<v Speaker 1>more than anything else. Did he believe all this time

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<v Speaker 1>that these various countries actually wanted to make a deal

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<v Speaker 1>or he could force them into things by just saying

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<v Speaker 1>it enough times?

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't know. I'm mystified by it, too. I

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<v Speaker 2>read somebody suggested, I can't remember who, that Trump so

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<v Speaker 2>hates the Euros because they're so useless.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And so soft and socialist and blah, blah, blah. That's

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<v Speaker 2>why he has that affection for Putin. And he thinks

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<v Speaker 2>if Ukraine is going the route of the EU, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>rather have Putin. I don't know that that's true, but

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<v Speaker 2>is that a factor? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like a weird compensation for one to do

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<v Speaker 1>the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, first of all, we're going to do it with

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<v Speaker 7>all the legal authorities we have. So, you know, anyone

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<v Speaker 7>in Congress who says whether it's an old bill or

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<v Speaker 7>the current Lindsey Graham bill prohibits us from doing it

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<v Speaker 7>is wrong. And look, President Trump came into office with

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<v Speaker 7>a mandate to work for the American people. And this

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<v Speaker 7>is good for the American people.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Scott Besson defending the whole Russian diesel deal. Who knows?

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<v Speaker 2>The courts will get involved. People will argue and call

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<v Speaker 2>each other liars and idiots.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it helps give you a cover and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to sound anti-Trump to talk about it being illegal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my least biggest problem with it. In fact, it's illegal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the fact that you're funding Russia's aggression. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 1>There's the tiger attacking the guy. That's more. There's more

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<v Speaker 1>video than I'd seen.

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<v Speaker 2>Barbaric.

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<v Speaker 1>God, when it jumped on his back and he rolls

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<v Speaker 1>on his stomach, he had to be thinking, I may

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<v Speaker 1>have misjudged this situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Did the tiger not hear what I just said? Right. Yeah. Terrible. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>try not to get eaten by a tiger today. Speaking

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<v Speaker 2>of fuel for automobiles and trucks, a handful of car-related

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<v Speaker 2>stories for you. The first one from Philadelphia, which apparently

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<v Speaker 2>has an annual Philly's Best Parallel Parker Contest.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, wow, that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>And these people have nicknames. One-Shot Mar is this one guy.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And they have three rounds, including the tight squeeze round

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<v Speaker 2>and the under duress round.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's where I fail.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where everybody fails.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good at parallel parking into a tight spot. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always very proud of myself, except to my Cybertruck.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do it in the Cybertruck because all four

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<v Speaker 1>wheels turn. And I just haven't figured out how to

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<v Speaker 1>make that work. It's just it's not like normal.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But if there's somebody behind me and they're like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they're waiting and traffic's backing up, I panic a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I turn too quick. Everybody does.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'm pointed at an angle up against the curb.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh, crap.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's laughing at me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Katie.

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<v Speaker 6>Just give him the solo finger salute and tell him

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<v Speaker 6>to go around.

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<v Speaker 1>Take your time.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody can make a three-foot putt until they have to.

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<v Speaker 2>So there was 14 people somehow made the finals or

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<v Speaker 2>were chosen, and they had a panel of judges and

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<v Speaker 2>a crowd of hundreds watching them, taking turns angling into

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<v Speaker 2>tight spaces.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Some, like a city bus driver, were professionals, while others

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<v Speaker 2>were in it for the love of the game. But

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<v Speaker 2>there's a great deal of braggadocio, and this one, Missy Phillips, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>putting a lie to certain stereotypes. A high school Spanish teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name was Missy Wang.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, wow, wow, wow. Doubling down on the unfortunate stereotype.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched too much Shane Gillis lately.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, probably way too much. But she's a high school

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<v Speaker 2>Spanish teacher. She has a parking Instagram about all the

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<v Speaker 2>tight spaces she manages to get into. Now, I will

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<v Speaker 2>tell you this. I'm extra enthusiastic about this, and I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't bragged about this for years that I recall. But

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<v Speaker 2>as a teenager, Katie, I may have been the best

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<v Speaker 2>parallel Parker on the planet. Really? And I'll tell you why.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to go with my buddies to a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of Chicago Cubs games. We would drive in to the city.

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<v Speaker 2>I lived just outside it. And there was no stadium parking, famously,

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<v Speaker 2>at Wrigley Field. For years and years and years, you

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<v Speaker 2>had to park in the neighborhoods. And it was all

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<v Speaker 2>parallel parking. And we'd be desperate to get to the

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<v Speaker 2>game on time. So you'd see a space. And at

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<v Speaker 2>the time, I was driving my parents' Plymouth Horizons. which

0:21:12.250 --> 0:21:15.950
<v Speaker 2>is a hatchback little piece of crap. But anyway, I

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<v Speaker 2>would see a space that had six inches longer on

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<v Speaker 2>each end than the length of the car, and I

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<v Speaker 2>would say, I can do this. And by God, I

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<v Speaker 2>would do that. I got into spaces, honestly, I'd get

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<v Speaker 2>out of the car and think, how did I do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we'd go off to the game.

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<v Speaker 1>When you nail it, and then you're in the spot,

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<v Speaker 1>you look at it and you think, I just did it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know how I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, right.

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<v Speaker 1>You turn it at just the right angle, and it

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<v Speaker 1>clears the bumper in the front. You don't hit the curb,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it helps to be a teenager. I made

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<v Speaker 2>a golf comparison before. Kids have no scar tissue.

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<v Speaker 1>And it helps being a crappy car.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. Oh, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is a factor. Oh, I rub bumpers. Oh,

0:21:58.359 --> 0:22:00.199
<v Speaker 1>and back in the day, a bumper was a bumper.

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<v Speaker 1>You hit the wheel on the curb.

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<v Speaker 2>Who cares? Who cares? And a bumper was a bumper.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't do $ 1, 400 worth of damage just by scraping

0:22:07.760 --> 0:22:11.770
<v Speaker 2>the uniformed plastic what's-its that forms the entire back of

0:22:11.790 --> 0:22:14.010
<v Speaker 2>your car. Anyway, so I thought that was kind of funny.

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<v Speaker 2>And I dream of that competition, although I'm past my prime.

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<v Speaker 6>I have to tell you guys, there's something you will

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<v Speaker 6>never feel, and that is being a woman who can

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<v Speaker 6>parallel park and having a guy look at you and

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<v Speaker 6>be like, nice job.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, cool.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great feeling. Well, we're on the fifth floor

0:22:34.000 --> 0:22:37.480
<v Speaker 1>of this building, and we now have, if you watch

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube videos, we have this Armstrong and Getty logo paper

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<v Speaker 1>over all the windows. I miss looking out the windows.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand why we need this. But anyway, when we

0:22:46.550 --> 0:22:49.130
<v Speaker 1>had the windows, Joe would stand during all the commercial breaks.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd stand at the windows and mock people's parking as

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<v Speaker 1>they came to work.

0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:55.100
<v Speaker 2>Mock their skills. Look at her.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that. She's clear up on the curb. He'd

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<v Speaker 1>get play by play. Yeah, he'd do play by play. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's off to a bad start or he's off to

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<v Speaker 1>a bad start.

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<v Speaker 2>Or I'd say, if that is a dude, I am

0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:09.220
<v Speaker 2>going to yell. I'm going to go to the balcony

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<v Speaker 2>and yell down at him. Get some balls. Learn to park.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. I did. I've got this picture in my

0:23:15.880 --> 0:23:17.940
<v Speaker 2>phone somewhere. If I can find it, I'll zap it

0:23:17.960 --> 0:23:20.830
<v Speaker 2>to the group. I was stopped at a convenience store

0:23:20.869 --> 0:23:24.129
<v Speaker 2>near my favorite golf course, and there were two VW

0:23:24.190 --> 0:23:27.470
<v Speaker 2>Bugs with, you know, the flowers in the front and

0:23:27.490 --> 0:23:31.870
<v Speaker 2>the stickers clearly driven by women. They were both absolutely

0:23:32.010 --> 0:23:37.149
<v Speaker 2>cattywampus in their spaces. I mean, like, it reminds me

0:23:37.170 --> 0:23:38.949
<v Speaker 2>of one of those. You used to see pictures in

0:23:38.970 --> 0:23:42.010
<v Speaker 2>the 70s of they fed LSD to spiders, and this

0:23:42.090 --> 0:23:44.870
<v Speaker 2>is what their webs looked like. I mean, it was completely,

0:23:45.530 --> 0:23:49.410
<v Speaker 2>completely cattywampus, like they'd been blindfolded. And they just left

0:23:49.490 --> 0:23:50.150
<v Speaker 2>it that way?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah.

0:23:51.150 --> 0:23:52.300
<v Speaker 1>They were both parked like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes. And then next to them was a very

0:23:55.140 --> 0:24:00.619
<v Speaker 2>manly-looking pickup truck. And this thing was, like, mathematically perfect

0:24:00.880 --> 0:24:04.340
<v Speaker 2>in the spot. I mean, perfectly parallel to the lines

0:24:04.380 --> 0:24:07.940
<v Speaker 2>and exactly centered. And I just thought that was so funny. Anyway,

0:24:08.680 --> 0:24:13.180
<v Speaker 2>here's another car story. Londoners, that would be people in London,

0:24:13.760 --> 0:24:18.760
<v Speaker 2>are pissed off... over supercar tourists who park wherever they

0:24:18.800 --> 0:24:23.950
<v Speaker 2>want and then tear up the tickets. And virtually all

0:24:23.990 --> 0:24:30.310
<v Speaker 2>of these zillion-dollar cars in London's priciest neighborhoods have cuttery plates,

0:24:31.390 --> 0:24:39.820
<v Speaker 2>license plates. You got Land Rover Defender P40. In this story, McLarens, Ferraris, Lamborghinis,

0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:44.760
<v Speaker 2>et cetera, with Middle Eastern plates. As the drivers, they

0:24:44.800 --> 0:24:47.480
<v Speaker 2>escape the scorching heat of the Middle East in the summertime,

0:24:47.500 --> 0:24:49.600
<v Speaker 2>and they come to London, where they own all sorts

0:24:49.640 --> 0:24:51.700
<v Speaker 2>of real estate, and they park wherever they want and

0:24:51.740 --> 0:24:53.810
<v Speaker 2>ignore the law. And Londoners are starting to get a

0:24:53.810 --> 0:24:58.770
<v Speaker 2>little pissed off. Interesting. Yeah, yeah. Not shocking, having just

0:24:58.790 --> 0:25:04.420
<v Speaker 2>spent some time in London and observing this sort of thing. Hello! Yeah,

0:25:05.119 --> 0:25:10.080
<v Speaker 2>there are definite examples of Middle Easterners who believe the

0:25:10.140 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 2>law does not apply to them. Moving along. This is

0:25:16.080 --> 0:25:18.620
<v Speaker 2>a story less about cars than about journalism, I think.

0:25:18.660 --> 0:25:21.980
<v Speaker 2>How Britain learned to love Chinese cars, especially a lookalike

0:25:22.119 --> 0:25:29.340
<v Speaker 2>Range Rover. And they go into this J.Coup Temu. They

0:25:29.380 --> 0:25:32.220
<v Speaker 2>call it the Temu Range Rover because it looks a

0:25:32.280 --> 0:25:34.850
<v Speaker 2>lot like a Range Rover, but it's half the price.

0:25:35.420 --> 0:25:38.389
<v Speaker 2>And everybody says, yeah, it's pretty good quality, comfortable, and

0:25:38.450 --> 0:25:40.909
<v Speaker 2>everybody's buying them like crazy. And it isn't until, and

0:25:40.950 --> 0:25:43.330
<v Speaker 2>this is the Wall Street freaking journal. It isn't until

0:25:43.369 --> 0:25:47.629
<v Speaker 2>like the 11th paragraph that they make a passing reference

0:25:47.650 --> 0:25:50.810
<v Speaker 2>to quoting a guy in the car business to unfair

0:25:50.869 --> 0:25:54.030
<v Speaker 2>competition from subsidized Chinese manufacturers. But, I mean, it is

0:25:54.070 --> 0:25:57.580
<v Speaker 2>just a passing reference in this story. That's the whole ballgame.

0:25:58.760 --> 0:26:00.560
<v Speaker 2>That's the entire question.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

0:26:01.619 --> 0:26:05.980
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Okay. So you've given over Europe. I'm looking at you, Europe.

0:26:06.240 --> 0:26:12.190
<v Speaker 2>You've given over your automotive industry to China. artificially subsidized,

0:26:12.330 --> 0:26:17.200
<v Speaker 2>essentially dumping Chinese communist cars because your economies are so

0:26:17.420 --> 0:26:21.960
<v Speaker 2>weak and moribund, and you've so lost your national pride,

0:26:22.000 --> 0:26:27.500
<v Speaker 2>you've so lost your manufacturing capabilities, you're so just... you know,

0:26:27.700 --> 0:26:32.340
<v Speaker 2>choked with union demands and regulation. You can't make cars anymore.

0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:35.070
<v Speaker 2>So you just suck up the crap dealt by the

0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:39.250
<v Speaker 2>communist Chinese. It's unbelievable. And that was a few days ago.

0:26:39.290 --> 0:26:42.250
<v Speaker 2>I saw that article, today's article in the journal or yesterday's.

0:26:42.950 --> 0:26:48.300
<v Speaker 2>Chinese cars now dominate Europe's biggest auto show. Two years ago,

0:26:48.460 --> 0:26:50.940
<v Speaker 2>nine brands from China were at the event. This time

0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:59.440
<v Speaker 2>there were about 20. Europe is useless. Old powers, old

0:26:59.619 --> 0:27:03.920
<v Speaker 2>antiquated powers that used to mean something, now they're just pathetic.

0:27:05.540 --> 0:27:09.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm selling a car today. Really? And I'm having the

0:27:09.440 --> 0:27:12.680
<v Speaker 1>emotions I've had. Not every car I've ever sold, because

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:14.990
<v Speaker 1>I've owned some cars that I didn't drive much, or

0:27:15.010 --> 0:27:16.109
<v Speaker 1>they were a secondary car, whatever.

0:27:16.550 --> 0:27:17.190
<v Speaker 2>This is a car.

0:27:17.910 --> 0:27:21.250
<v Speaker 1>I've had some significant life moments in this vehicle. You know,

0:27:21.270 --> 0:27:22.130
<v Speaker 1>when you sell one.

0:27:22.070 --> 0:27:24.070
<v Speaker 2>Of those, it's like... Yeah. It's like.

0:27:24.930 --> 0:27:25.970
<v Speaker 1>It's an emotional thing.

0:27:26.230 --> 0:27:28.180
<v Speaker 2>It's like... Oh, the car we brought Caitlin home from

0:27:28.220 --> 0:27:31.260
<v Speaker 2>the hospital in? Our first kid? Oh, yeah. I thought

0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:34.900
<v Speaker 2>of that as... I traded it in for something far superior. Yeah.

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:38.180
<v Speaker 1>When I had my Chevy Avalanche, I brought both kids

0:27:38.220 --> 0:27:40.169
<v Speaker 1>home from the hospital in that thing and had my

0:27:40.210 --> 0:27:42.770
<v Speaker 1>first date with their mom in that thing. And it's just.

0:27:44.359 --> 0:27:46.980
<v Speaker 1>But it had reached 200,000 miles, and when it rained,

0:27:47.180 --> 0:27:50.270
<v Speaker 1>water would come down on my head. So it was

0:27:50.290 --> 0:27:50.970
<v Speaker 1>time for it to go.

0:27:50.990 --> 0:27:53.770
<v Speaker 2>Wow, look at you. Aren't you the little princess?

0:27:54.109 --> 0:27:56.010
<v Speaker 1>You have memories in a vehicle like that. And this

0:27:56.090 --> 0:27:58.530
<v Speaker 1>one I'm selling today, it's like, God, I can picture

0:27:58.590 --> 0:28:00.830
<v Speaker 1>this and that and this and that and everything like that.

0:28:00.850 --> 0:28:03.510
<v Speaker 1>But I don't know. You can't hang on to them forever.

0:28:03.550 --> 0:28:04.200
<v Speaker 1>You can't have them all.

0:28:04.609 --> 0:28:06.909
<v Speaker 2>See, I have the empty and meaningless life of the

0:28:06.990 --> 0:28:08.970
<v Speaker 2>empty nester, so now I just get rid of cars

0:28:09.030 --> 0:28:10.770
<v Speaker 2>and don't even think about it again. Oh, okay.

0:28:11.340 --> 0:28:13.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, you just don't have any meaningful moments anymore in

0:28:13.300 --> 0:28:15.040
<v Speaker 1>your life that you could attach to a car?

0:28:15.080 --> 0:28:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Virtually never. I went to the golf course in this car. Yeah,

0:28:21.140 --> 0:28:24.409
<v Speaker 2>that one too. And I'm about to in this one.

0:28:24.420 --> 0:28:25.570
<v Speaker 1>Reasons to live, done.

0:28:25.590 --> 0:28:27.490
<v Speaker 2>I went out to eat in that one.

0:28:31.369 --> 0:28:32.850
<v Speaker 1>I remember filling that one up with gas.

0:28:33.630 --> 0:28:36.210
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I remember picking up my high blood pressure medicine

0:28:36.250 --> 0:28:39.450
<v Speaker 2>in that car. That medicine is so important. No, no, no.

0:28:42.150 --> 0:28:44.710
<v Speaker 1>Katie, did you still have the car that you hit

0:28:44.730 --> 0:28:45.550
<v Speaker 1>the homeless guy in?

0:28:46.570 --> 0:28:47.010
<v Speaker 4>No.

0:28:47.770 --> 0:28:49.530
<v Speaker 2>No, unfortunately. Because you didn't like his looks?

0:28:50.770 --> 0:28:52.950
<v Speaker 1>No, we had a... Yeah, just because I didn't like it.

0:28:53.010 --> 0:28:57.030
<v Speaker 2>You were in a pool with some friends, whack-a-hobo, you

0:28:57.090 --> 0:28:59.510
<v Speaker 2>called it, and things got out of hand. Yeah.

0:29:00.490 --> 0:29:02.190
<v Speaker 1>And to get way up on the sidewalk to get

0:29:02.210 --> 0:29:02.440
<v Speaker 1>to him.

0:29:04.880 --> 0:29:06.860
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Like GTA.

0:29:06.960 --> 0:29:08.720
<v Speaker 1>That is not the story at all. That's on a

0:29:08.740 --> 0:29:12.280
<v Speaker 1>podcast somewhere where she tells a story about... A scary

0:29:12.300 --> 0:29:15.620
<v Speaker 1>panhandler that she was defending herself from. Who ended up

0:29:15.700 --> 0:29:17.060
<v Speaker 1>on the windshield of her car.

0:29:17.720 --> 0:29:21.160
<v Speaker 2>That's what you get for being a scary panhandler.

0:29:21.350 --> 0:29:26.450
<v Speaker 1>Which can happen. I'm meeting the person not at my home.

0:29:26.930 --> 0:29:28.490
<v Speaker 1>That's the right thing to do, right? That's where I've

0:29:28.510 --> 0:29:30.270
<v Speaker 1>always been in the past. He wanted my home address.

0:29:30.310 --> 0:29:31.770
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I almost gave it to him. I

0:29:31.770 --> 0:29:33.690
<v Speaker 1>was like, wait a second. I'm not meeting you in

0:29:33.710 --> 0:29:34.090
<v Speaker 1>my house.

0:29:34.750 --> 0:29:34.990
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:29:35.600 --> 0:29:36.500
<v Speaker 2>Neutral spot.

0:29:38.340 --> 0:29:39.860
<v Speaker 1>And then we'll see how it goes. And then every

0:29:39.900 --> 0:29:41.760
<v Speaker 1>single time, even though I've done it like 50 times

0:29:41.820 --> 0:29:43.700
<v Speaker 1>in my life, you get out the title like, how

0:29:43.720 --> 0:29:45.280
<v Speaker 1>do you do this again? Who signs what?

0:29:45.600 --> 0:29:47.480
<v Speaker 2>What are we? I don't remember. How does this work?

0:29:48.140 --> 0:29:48.380
<v Speaker 5>All right.

0:29:49.460 --> 0:29:52.770
<v Speaker 1>Hopefully we've done this legally. Good luck with your car

0:29:52.790 --> 0:29:55.690
<v Speaker 1>with all my memories in it. As it drives away.

0:29:55.710 --> 0:29:59.210
<v Speaker 2>It works out. I'm sorry, this article is talking about

0:29:59.230 --> 0:30:04.330
<v Speaker 2>the giant wave of job cuts among European automakers, alarming

0:30:04.370 --> 0:30:07.700
<v Speaker 2>political leaders. But no, you can't do any reforms in

0:30:08.020 --> 0:30:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Europe anymore. They are done. They're terminal.

0:30:14.340 --> 0:30:16.020
<v Speaker 1>Certainly seems that way. It's going to be something if

0:30:16.120 --> 0:30:19.780
<v Speaker 1>Europe gets taken over by Chinese cars, of all things.

0:30:20.100 --> 0:30:21.800
<v Speaker 2>They don't have the will to resist. They don't have

0:30:21.820 --> 0:30:23.960
<v Speaker 2>the will to manufacture. They don't have the will to reform.

0:30:24.370 --> 0:30:25.990
<v Speaker 2>This is where we're headed as a country if we're

0:30:26.010 --> 0:30:27.430
<v Speaker 2>not careful. But, you know.

0:30:27.810 --> 0:30:27.990
<v Speaker 8>Right.

0:30:28.050 --> 0:30:29.570
<v Speaker 2>And we're the next generation's problem.

0:30:29.610 --> 0:30:32.710
<v Speaker 1>We're their best hope for staying free.

0:30:33.470 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Virtually their only hope. Yeah.

0:30:35.060 --> 0:30:35.230
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:30:35.340 --> 0:30:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Really. Yeah.

0:30:35.910 --> 0:30:37.660
<v Speaker 1>Virtually their only hope. We'll finish strong next.

0:30:39.120 --> 0:30:43.420
<v Speaker 2>Armstrong and Getty.

0:30:43.440 --> 0:30:45.220
<v Speaker 5>You know, some of the stuff they talked about was

0:30:45.260 --> 0:30:48.640
<v Speaker 5>crazy about how they were actually had figured out how

0:30:48.660 --> 0:30:52.620
<v Speaker 5>to call some of the ships in and then, you know,

0:30:55.170 --> 0:30:59.110
<v Speaker 5>And then we're under orders to destroy them and recover them.

0:31:01.930 --> 0:31:05.380
<v Speaker 1>That was RFK Jr. talking to senior U.S. officials about

0:31:05.420 --> 0:31:08.580
<v Speaker 1>hunting down UAPs, which is the name, the new name

0:31:08.640 --> 0:31:09.459
<v Speaker 1>for UFOs.

0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:14.310
<v Speaker 2>I guess. Saying UFO is racist.

0:31:17.220 --> 0:31:19.980
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything to this conversation at all? I mean,

0:31:20.000 --> 0:31:22.380
<v Speaker 1>I saw Brett Baer had a guest on on Special Report.

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:24.240
<v Speaker 1>I did not watch it on Fox yesterday.

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:25.220
<v Speaker 2>I did.

0:31:25.720 --> 0:31:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything to it?

0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:28.860
<v Speaker 2>Is it? Hit us with 92, Michael.

0:31:30.060 --> 0:31:33.380
<v Speaker 3>You led the government's hunt for this for 16 years.

0:31:34.280 --> 0:31:36.680
<v Speaker 1>Simple question. Are we alone?

0:31:37.360 --> 0:31:40.100
<v Speaker 8>No, Brett, we're not. Humanity is not the only intelligent

0:31:40.140 --> 0:31:42.740
<v Speaker 8>life in the universe, nor do we know the intent

0:31:42.860 --> 0:31:44.500
<v Speaker 8>of the non-human intelligent life that's here.

0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:45.460
<v Speaker 2>It's very concerning.

0:31:46.110 --> 0:31:47.430
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's breaking news.

0:31:48.130 --> 0:31:48.530
<v Speaker 2>How about 94?

0:31:48.530 --> 0:31:51.350
<v Speaker 1>Well, let me just cut to the chase.

0:31:51.630 --> 0:31:56.230
<v Speaker 3>Does the United States government have non-human craft in its possession?

0:31:56.890 --> 0:31:57.390
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it does.

0:31:58.650 --> 0:32:01.270
<v Speaker 3>And have you seen one with your eyes?

0:32:03.910 --> 0:32:07.600
<v Speaker 8>I have seen non-human beings and non-human craft with my

0:32:07.630 --> 0:32:08.040
<v Speaker 8>own eyes.

0:32:08.650 --> 0:32:09.720
<v Speaker 3>Non-human beings, too?

0:32:10.400 --> 0:32:10.660
<v Speaker 2>Yes, sir.

0:32:17.210 --> 0:32:19.650
<v Speaker 1>Brett Baer's like the most serious person I know in

0:32:19.830 --> 0:32:20.790
<v Speaker 1>all of media.

0:32:21.370 --> 0:32:21.709
<v Speaker 2>Correct.

0:32:21.910 --> 0:32:23.770
<v Speaker 1>Who the hell is he talking to that says, oh, yeah,

0:32:23.870 --> 0:32:27.120
<v Speaker 1>I've seen alien beings and crafts and we're not alone, which.

0:32:27.100 --> 0:32:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Is breaking news. Jay Stratton, who had a long military career,

0:32:31.940 --> 0:32:34.560
<v Speaker 2>I think a civilian working with the military. I don't

0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:36.860
<v Speaker 2>remember his credentials exactly. He's out with a new book.

0:32:38.820 --> 0:32:46.880
<v Speaker 2>He either is a remarkably capable actor, very deadpan, very straightforward.

0:32:47.750 --> 0:32:52.370
<v Speaker 2>Or he's remarkably good at being nuts but not seeming nuts.

0:32:53.110 --> 0:32:53.950
<v Speaker 2>Or he's telling the truth.

0:32:56.690 --> 0:32:59.570
<v Speaker 1>Is this the way it would be announced to planet Earth?

0:33:01.530 --> 0:33:07.020
<v Speaker 1>If we have in our possession spaceships from other beings

0:33:07.220 --> 0:33:09.500
<v Speaker 1>and proofs that we're not alone in the universe? This

0:33:09.560 --> 0:33:12.360
<v Speaker 1>is the way it would be announced on a Monday

0:33:12.420 --> 0:33:14.860
<v Speaker 1>afternoon on Fox on a show that gets a million viewers?

0:33:15.460 --> 0:33:16.260
<v Speaker 2>Michael, place 95, please.

0:33:19.380 --> 0:33:23.440
<v Speaker 3>Where are these craft now? Are they being reverse engineered?

0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:26.770
<v Speaker 3>Does the government have them? Is it private companies that

0:33:26.810 --> 0:33:29.150
<v Speaker 3>have them? Where is this stuff?

0:33:29.750 --> 0:33:34.530
<v Speaker 8>Brett, both the defense contractor community and the government have

0:33:34.930 --> 0:33:38.350
<v Speaker 8>craft of non-human origin. There is an ongoing program to

0:33:38.750 --> 0:33:42.220
<v Speaker 8>capture and reverse engineer this technology. And really, we're in

0:33:42.260 --> 0:33:44.220
<v Speaker 8>a secret Cold War race to do that.

0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:48.420
<v Speaker 1>Put me in the camp of embarrassed that Brett Baer

0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:48.740
<v Speaker 1>did that.

0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:51.980
<v Speaker 2>Oh, we don't get a chance to get to why

0:33:52.040 --> 0:33:56.340
<v Speaker 2>haven't we heard this before. If that was true, wouldn't

0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:59.400
<v Speaker 2>this guy have been arrested or offed or whisked away

0:33:59.460 --> 0:34:03.160
<v Speaker 2>to a black ops site or something? I mean, he's

0:34:03.240 --> 0:34:06.280
<v Speaker 2>spilling enormously important secrets.

0:34:06.300 --> 0:34:06.700
<v Speaker 7>Right.

0:34:07.180 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 2>On cable news. That's what I meant.

0:34:08.620 --> 0:34:10.140
<v Speaker 1>Is this the way it would be announced?

0:34:10.739 --> 0:34:10.939
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:34:10.960 --> 0:34:12.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, since you ask, yeah, we are not alone.

0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:16.790
<v Speaker 2>I've got proof of it. Yeah, pretty much the biggest

0:34:16.810 --> 0:34:21.130
<v Speaker 2>question in the history of mankind answered yesterday on a

0:34:21.150 --> 0:34:22.989
<v Speaker 2>Monday afternoon at 3 o'clock West.

0:34:22.750 --> 0:34:25.050
<v Speaker 1>Coast time on the Brad Bear Show.

0:34:25.110 --> 0:34:26.000
<v Speaker 4>Wasn't even the lead.

0:34:40.590 --> 0:34:42.850
<v Speaker 1>Here's your host for Final Thoughts, Joe Getty.

0:34:43.110 --> 0:34:45.710
<v Speaker 2>Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew. Michelangelo,

0:34:45.750 --> 0:34:48.049
<v Speaker 2>lead the way. Yeah, you blew my final thought, Joe.

0:34:48.110 --> 0:34:52.799
<v Speaker 2>How did Kelly Clarkson top this story? Well, she wanted

0:34:52.820 --> 0:34:56.440
<v Speaker 2>that mechanical bird. Right, right, and they demeaned her or something.

0:34:56.580 --> 0:34:59.200
<v Speaker 2>Katie Green, our esteemed and used woman, has a final thought. Katie?

0:34:59.620 --> 0:35:02.359
<v Speaker 6>Talking about parallel parking reminded me, the way I learned

0:35:02.380 --> 0:35:05.630
<v Speaker 6>to parallel park was I took a CHP crash driving course.

0:35:06.150 --> 0:35:08.129
<v Speaker 1>It was so cool. That does sound cool.

0:35:08.150 --> 0:35:08.270
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:35:08.370 --> 0:35:08.589
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:35:10.550 --> 0:35:11.390
<v Speaker 2>Jack, final thought?

0:35:11.430 --> 0:35:14.089
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's teaching my son to parallel park in his

0:35:14.210 --> 0:35:17.490
<v Speaker 1>stick shift little truck. And it's definitely a bigger challenge

0:35:17.530 --> 0:35:22.110
<v Speaker 1>in a stick shift, especially if there's any slant whatsoever.

0:35:22.489 --> 0:35:23.770
<v Speaker 2>You've got to practice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like some graduate-level parallel parking.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to, with a stick, yeah. Yeah, that's taking

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<v Speaker 2>on a challenge. I salute him. My final thought. Did

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<v Speaker 2>I give a final thought yet? I guess not.

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<v Speaker 1>We are not alone.

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<v Speaker 2>We are not alone. We have the ships.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd think that'd be a bigger story.

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<v Speaker 2>Armstrong hasn't really gotten picked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Armstrong and Getty wrapping up another grueling four-hour workday.

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<v Speaker 2>So many people, thanks for a little time. Go to armstrongandgetty.com.

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<v Speaker 2>Many pleasures await you there. The Swag Store. Drop us

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<v Speaker 2>a line. Mailbag at armstrongandgetty.com. We've got hot links for

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<v Speaker 2>you as well. A lot of good clicks there.

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<v Speaker 1>I got more questions about that. We'll have to get

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<v Speaker 1>to tomorrow. See you then. God bless America.

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<v Speaker 2>Armstrong and Jette.

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<v Speaker 4>Molly, the singing mechanical bird. She hung up there on

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<v Speaker 4>the wall, never even saying a word. Then a big-time

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<v Speaker 4>star strutted in the joint, had some sort of a plan.

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<v Speaker 1>Turns out she looked like a whore.

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<v Speaker 2>Molly wouldn't be in her hand. Armstrong and Getty.