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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 2: Shoe Flay. I'm straight, I steak my plate, shah day,

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Speaker 2: I'm a smooth operator. Welcome to another phenomenal episode of

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Speaker 2: My Mama.

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Speaker 3: Told Me, the podcast where we dived deep, deep into

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Speaker 3: the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the conspiracies of you,

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Speaker 2: the listener. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, come on that episode small and it's my customs

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Speaker 3: in it. Here we are.

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Speaker 2: It's tiny, it's tiny, little customs.

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Speaker 3: R I p Rich from Damn rip Rich told me Kwan.

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Speaker 2: Bro I was sitting thinking about it. I feel like

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Speaker 2: there is like one dead white celebrity to every ten

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Speaker 2: black woman.

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Speaker 3: I think that's fair, a real number, and had most

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Speaker 3: of them diet like an age where it's reasonable where

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Speaker 3: you're just like, I guess that that makes sense. We

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Speaker 3: lose Benny White, you know what I mean, and then

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Speaker 3: we lose a thirty four year old man who sang

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Speaker 3: lifestyle that don't make sense, that's along that ain't right.

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Speaker 2: Man. You remember where you were when lifestyle came out.

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Speaker 2: I remember that summer. I remember just at the top

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Speaker 2: of my lungs being so so drunk. It felt so

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Speaker 2: good there.

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Speaker 3: Man. There was an error preceding Lifestyle where I think

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Speaker 3: I was feeling very disheartened with where rap music felt

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Speaker 3: like it was heading, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Where it kind of felt like drug out losers who

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Speaker 3: I couldn't vibe with and really didn't understand for a

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Speaker 3: big era. And then Lifestyle happened. Now I was like, oh, oh,

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Speaker 3: I get it.

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Speaker 2: It was okay.

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Speaker 3: That was on me because now I understand what the

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Speaker 3: fuck this could have been, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 3: the best of this.

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Speaker 2: You can see the top of that duping the mountain,

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Speaker 2: good bigini.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, all right, that's that is better

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Speaker 3: music than I grew up with, if we're really being honest,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like, man, that's humanity at

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Speaker 3: its greatest potential. When I I was just being a

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Speaker 3: cynic because it didn't feel like home.

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Speaker 2: You know, I get that. I get that completely. I

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Speaker 2: get that completely. And then when he hit the kwand

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Speaker 2: that's a big lifestyle, uh fucking type of way.

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Speaker 3: Guy, it was good stuff, man, all right, Peter rich

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Speaker 3: onmy kwan and I I'm uh, man, you know I

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Speaker 3: this is how I know, as bad as they're not

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Speaker 3: telling us what it was yet they're like being real,

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Speaker 3: just like everybody's just being like he did, he did,

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Speaker 3: he did, and nobody's like unpacking what happened. And it's like, oh,

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Speaker 3: this is this is gonna be sad that it finally

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Speaker 3: comes out.

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Speaker 2: All right, b we love you, we miss you.

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Speaker 3: We had you booked for the pod. I believe it

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Speaker 3: was gonna be it was next week's episode.

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Speaker 2: And you were rich. You wouldn't believe the conspiracy he brought.

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Speaker 2: It's like, somebody gonna kill me, dog, I can't not today,

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Speaker 2: it's today. It happened today, Yo.

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Speaker 3: Comedy lives forever. Rich onmy Kwan. We lost him early,

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Speaker 3: but comedy lives forever.

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Speaker 2: It does. Comedy does live forever. You know what I

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Speaker 2: was thinking about with comedy the other day. And then

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Speaker 2: we'll get into this great email. You ever notice whenever

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Speaker 2: you see a documentary about someone's downfall, and like the

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Speaker 2: time of the downfall, they always show a stand up

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Speaker 2: comedy clip, you know what I mean? It always wanted

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Speaker 2: you find out that he was like very troubled and

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Speaker 2: the whole thing was like not what it was portrayed.

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Speaker 2: It's always comedy. Age is so bad.

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Speaker 3: It's just us forming, the making these hard formed opinions

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Speaker 3: and being loud with them. And yeah, every process wrong,

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Speaker 3: every single time.

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Speaker 2: Was a bitch, nasty bitch. He remain alone, your dirty whore.

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Speaker 3: And it's like, oh, actually, actually, guys, if if, if

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Speaker 2: Who victim and took what was a really terrible thing

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Speaker 3: She's got a great sense of humor now, written a

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Speaker 3: few books.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she did pretty well. Yeah, Bill, on the other president,

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Speaker 2: it would be a wrap for me.

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Speaker 3: I oh man, no fucking way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd have been been right about it. So hats

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Speaker 2: talk to you, Monnica Lewinsky. Anyways, Uh, what are you?

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Speaker 3: We got an email?

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Speaker 2: You got a good email.

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Speaker 3: A person by the name of Sam sent us an

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Speaker 3: email with the subject line McDonald's in sprite. Am I racist?

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Speaker 3: And we don't know yet but probably probably Sam. We're

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Speaker 3: gonna go so far as to say probably you're a racist,

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Speaker 3: but when you follow this podcast, you know that we

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Speaker 3: don't think that's a deal breaker. Nope, and in fact,

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Speaker 3: that makes my ears perk up. Yeah, you're completely honest.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't make me think you're a good person, but

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Speaker 3: it does make me curious. Yeah, you found this one.

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Speaker 3: You want to read this one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure, I will read it. It says, hello Langston

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Speaker 2: and David exclamation point. I like that day one fan.

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Speaker 2: I noticed years ago that fast food men used nearly

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Speaker 2: always pair hamburgers with coke and chicken with sprite.

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Speaker 3: Uh oh oh No.

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Speaker 2: I always figured because the chicken products were being marketed

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Speaker 2: towards black people. Is it racist? Or am I being racist?

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Speaker 2: Other restaurants do this as well. I'm black and thought

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Speaker 2: everyone noticed this, but none of my white friends have

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Speaker 2: ever noticed tail as old as they don't.

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Speaker 3: Know, the white people are noticing that. They don't give

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Speaker 2: Brother, they don't notice when you get a haircut. They're

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Speaker 2: upon the nuances. Why is the spy.

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Speaker 3: That's just a white dude in his card.

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Speaker 2: No, that's that's our ship.

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Speaker 3: They don't give a fun.

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Speaker 2: They don't give a shit about it. Anyways, Thanks for

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Speaker 2: all the chuckles, best, Sam, and I do think it

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Speaker 2: should be noted this also says sent from my Verizon Sam,

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Speaker 2: some Galaxy smartphone get out looked for Android. Uh, I

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Speaker 2: did not mean to blow up your spot, Sam, but

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Speaker 2: it was part of the email.

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Speaker 3: You gotta remove that signature. Sam. I'm gonna be honest

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Speaker 3: with you.

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Speaker 2: Got it. It's because it's like, there was a time

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Speaker 2: where I was impressed that you had a smartphone and

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Speaker 2: that you were emailing me with it. That's true. There

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Speaker 2: judging you.

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Speaker 3: Now. Now I'm judging you, and you're not even emailing me,

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Speaker 3: frankly from a phone that we respect.

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Speaker 2: So had it been from the new Google phone, I

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Speaker 3: What if what if they were like emailing you from

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Speaker 3: Google Glass, I'd be like, whoa cool?

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Speaker 2: Look at you, Sam, you're doing it.

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Speaker 3: You have that.

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Speaker 2: But like Samsung, I'm pretty sure you can get those

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Speaker 2: for free at best Buy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Like they're like, you took the time to come into

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Speaker 2: a best Buy physically, you get a Sam shuck.

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Speaker 3: Come on, you get a Samsung. Hey, we don't like

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Speaker 3: our customers to leave empty handed. Grab a Samsung.

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Speaker 2: Grabbing Samsung and some Dreamcast games or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Did you know Reese's tried making a sour candy. You

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Speaker 2: I think we got a projector in here.

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Speaker 3: Some shit. Yeah, Sam, shame on you for emailing us

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Speaker 3: this way. But but it is a good question. I've

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Speaker 3: never considered that they were pairing the sprite in the

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Speaker 2: Here's the I hate to be this guy. Yeah it does.

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Speaker 3: I listen. I didn't disagree with that, Okay, okay, it's

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Speaker 3: as I was reading it, I was like, oh, huh.

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Speaker 2: Like there's a reason that we love lemon pepper chicken.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you need that zing.

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Speaker 2: You need that zing to go with the zang.

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And coke red meat red?

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Speaker 3: Can you want to red.

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Speaker 2: Red meat on the inside, brown on the outside or brown?

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Speaker 2: It's like a reverse coke cane.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you wanna you want a full bodied cola with

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Speaker 3: with your burger, whereas.

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Speaker 2: Something more more robust.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you chick, something a little lighter with your chicken.

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Speaker 2: Exactly. It's like it feels like we're doing bad yeah, no.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't. It doesn't feel good to say this out loud,

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Speaker 3: but I guess I got it. It is the most

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Speaker 3: Do you feel that McDonald's is specifically separating those advertisements

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Speaker 3: so like our our niggas not getting the burger ads

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Speaker 3: I guess it's a question.

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Speaker 2: I I don't. I truly don't know, because McDonald's has

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they beat the ship out of our community in

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Speaker 3: a way that us do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like this, This wasn't just like we got in a

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Speaker 2: McDonald's trying to try because they stay when they should leave.

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Speaker 2: It's like an abusive I mean type in McDonald's fight.

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Speaker 2: So do I think? I don't know that I have

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Speaker 2: noticed this specifically until it was brought up in the email,

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Speaker 2: But because I wonder too, do black people eat more chicken?

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Speaker 2: At McDonald's or I don't. I don't really know. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I think of the Big Mac as

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Speaker 2: a black burger. I think black people like Big Macs.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's that's not true, but but that's what I

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Speaker 3: always think of when I'm like, black people want a burger?

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Speaker 2: The Is it weird that I think I think of

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Speaker 3: I think I'm speaking more specifically to McDonald's. I agree

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Speaker 3: with you that the whopper is the preferred black burger, Okay,

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Speaker 3: but not when at McDonald's. Within McDonald's, you would send

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Speaker 3: the McDonald's universe. Yeah, in the McDonald's cinematic universe.

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Speaker 2: In them, I would say, over the McChicken, over the

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Speaker 2: hot and spicy McChicken.

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Speaker 3: Well that's what I'm saying. If we're going burgers, right,

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Speaker 3: but if but then you get into the chicken territory,

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Speaker 3: and we especially back when they had them dollar chicken sandwiches,

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Speaker 3: we went.

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Speaker 2: Crazy, changed my whole shit up.

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Speaker 3: We were absolutely nuts that like two and a half

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Speaker 3: years that they were like, you can get a chicken

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Speaker 2: We were because you remember and you could also get

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Speaker 2: a medium fried so you could get out that bitch.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever have add ons? Did you do that?

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Speaker 2: Have like little tricks or moves you would do?

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Speaker 3: Oh, you mean, like get a meal, but then add

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Speaker 3: You know a pack of that Big Max sauce. I

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Speaker 2: I lived down the street.

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Speaker 2: I believe he knows the deal. I'm also supposed to

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Speaker 3: If you moonwalk, it's basically like you're on wheels. We're

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Speaker 3: I don't drink sodas anymore. I think that would be

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, I'll do the do for sure. I'm not

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Speaker 3: above And that's always been my issue with people's response

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Speaker 3: Not one of these versions of the thing is like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is all just hot evil sugar flowing through

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Speaker 2: Back in the day, McDonald's had a website for black

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Speaker 3: Love Black three sixty five dot com doesn't mention McDonald's

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Speaker 2: I never went there. I wasn't, man, I wasn't on

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Speaker 3: Oh, we gotta ask Sam. Sam clearly uh fucking loves him.

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Speaker 2: Because I had that before I ever had a personal computer.

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Speaker 3: two thousand and six was that for wirk No, I'm

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Speaker 3: in college. Facebook really was like finding its groove, you

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Speaker 2: Did they even have directed? Were you guys just like

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Speaker 3: I think that's what you had to do. You just

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he damn this man knows computers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and love and love.

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Speaker 2: So, as far as the conspiracy of all this, where

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Speaker 2: I'm at is, Yeah, I think this is racist.

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Speaker 3: Do you think it's racist on Sam's part to acknowledge

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Speaker 3: I think the marketing is probably very purposeful. I think

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Speaker 3: historically Sprite and most of its commercials seem to very

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Speaker 3: Like mental cigarettes aren't green They just did that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they just decided that that was going to be the Association. Yeah, yeah, fuck,

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Speaker 2: That mint.

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Speaker 3: Like you have us. I just mean that, uh, they'll

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Speaker 4: That that's not what I'm saying, you stinky monkey, you sky.

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Speaker 3: Filthy fucking animals. I'm not saying that. I'm saying, like

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Speaker 2: That is that is interesting. How did men break through?

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Speaker 2: I don't know because yeah, Junior Min's I don't feel

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Speaker 2: to it. It's probably science here for Yeah, I'm sure

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Speaker 2: Eddie Brenees had something to do with it. But that

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Speaker 2: He was a Freud's nah few Oh yeah, really interesting

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Speaker 2: shit but dark dark damn.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna look up Eddie Burnez.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you should. He's very interesting.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I do think certainly the targeting of sprite

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Speaker 3: chicken products out of McDonald's feels very like. I don't

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Speaker 3: I don't know that they're not aiming for us to

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Speaker 3: the chicken. Definitely, they're they're happy for us to eat

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Speaker 3: But man, do they get pumped when we choose chicken? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's yeah, definitely, So, yeah, it makes perfect sense.

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Speaker 2: That's why they're making the McNuggets. It's like you can

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Speaker 3: Now, yeah, they still they put this shit like a

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Speaker 3: They've changed every other price tag at McDonald's, you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean, Like there is no three dollars and

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Speaker 3: eighty cent meal anymore at McDonald's. But them nuggets you

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Speaker 3: can still get at a fair decent price, and that

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Speaker 2: You gotta eat them within twenty minutes.

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Speaker 3: Or that the hardest piece of meat you've ever felt

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Speaker 2: You will get cancer outside of that. Don't put them

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Speaker 2: shits in the microwave tomorrow. You just you eat them. Nah,

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Speaker 2: You check the bag to make sure they're all there,

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Speaker 3: Putting up McDonald's nugget back in the microwave feels as

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Speaker 3: can get you know, it's.

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Speaker 2: Like you're never doing good, You're never nothing. Things aren't

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Speaker 2: going right in your life. If you're putting McDonald's in

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Speaker 2: the microwave, you gotta just finish that. Yeah, man, just

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Speaker 2: finish it. Throw the back away so your girl doesn't see,

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Speaker 2: and keep.

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Speaker 3: It moves as be done. So, Sam, I think if

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Speaker 3: we wrap this thing up, it sounds like we're in

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Speaker 3: to help you deserve and.

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Speaker 2: So desperately need.

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Speaker 3: All right, well we did it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. That's it.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 3: and I play a role in that. And that was fun.

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Speaker 3: It's cool. It's very funny. So go watch it. And

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Speaker 3: if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories,

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Speaker 3: your drops, to your your nude send it all to

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Speaker 3: my mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love

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Speaker 3: to hear from you, like subscribe, retweet, remember to call

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Speaker 3: your mother, and to go to our tour. Come see us,

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Speaker 3: come to it, yeah, come see us live on tour.

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Speaker 3: We desperately want you at all of these events. You

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Speaker 3: want me to run it down, Yeah, we're kicking it out.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, you got it so.

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Speaker 2: October tenth, Washington, DC, The Miracle Theater, October twelfth, Detroit, Michigan,

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Speaker 2: The Majestic Theater, October thirteenth, Chicago, Illinois, The Den Theater,

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Speaker 2: October seventeenth, Hollywood, California, at the Comedies October thirty. First

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Speaker 2: you asked for it, we gave it to you. Atlanta,

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Speaker 2: Georgia at City Winery, Atlanta, November one, Houston, Texas, The

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Speaker 2: Secret Group, November two, Austin, Texas Voking Gas Company November three, Dallas,

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Speaker 2: Texas Studio at the Factory November seventh, Brooklyn, New York,

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Speaker 2: The Bellhouse Theater. November eighth, Somerville, Massachusetts, basically Boston Arts

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Speaker 2: at the Armory November tenth, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Punchline, Philly,

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Speaker 2: November seventeenth, San Francisco, California, Cobbs Comedy Club. My mom's

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Speaker 2: gonna be there, and probably my little brothers. December fifth, Denver, Colorado,

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Speaker 2: Savante's Masterpiece Ballroom. I'm riding my bike to that one.

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Speaker 2: December twelfth is right up the street, baby. I just

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Speaker 2: walked out today with the dog. December twelfth, Seattle, Washington,

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Speaker 2: Laughs Comedy Club. In December fifteenth, Portland, Oregon, Helium Comedy Club.

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Speaker 2: What a tour.

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Speaker 3: That's gonna be a tour. We hope to see you

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Speaker 3: come out and the tickets are all available online. There

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Speaker 3: might be a couple of dates that haven't quite been

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Speaker 3: I know a few of you have been writing and saying, hey,

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Speaker 3: this day was or this link wasn't available. We'll work

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Speaker 3: it out. We will work that out. Don't give up

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Speaker 3: on us, and we won't give up on you. But

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Speaker 3: we want to see you at this tour. Okay, we

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Speaker 3: did everything we needed to do. Bye, bitch. There was

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Speaker 3: due to a feces thrown all over the walls, the floor,

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Speaker 3: the ceiling, and a stunk so bad.

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Speaker 1: Well, the fucking many years, so many years so well,

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Speaker 1: the fucking many years so well, the fucking mini years,

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Speaker 1: so many years so well, the fucking many years so