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Speaker 1: It is time for your free money phone tap. It's

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Speaker 1: broken jewel in the morning. I'm moving an eighty two

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Speaker 1: point five real quick, though. Some text messages in at

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Speaker 1: seven eight five nine two about the trend in Japan

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Speaker 1: that we just talked about, how ladies are trying to

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Speaker 1: attract dudes by painting their faces to make them look sick.

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Speaker 1: It's called sickly face, so that dudes will think that

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Speaker 1: they need help and then they're helpless, so that they'll

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Speaker 1: want to date them. Text in at seven eight five

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Speaker 1: to nine two. Why why are they trying that sickly

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Speaker 1: face look in Japan? I have to look at that

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Speaker 1: every Saturday and Sunday morning after a night of drinking.

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Speaker 1: There you go. Now you don't have to just drink

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Speaker 1: on Saturday and Sunday. You can drink all week long.

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Speaker 1: Get up bloop like that every day and attract the

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Speaker 1: opposite sex. All right, for your free money phone tap.

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Speaker 1: I know this come as a shock to some of

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Speaker 1: our faithful listeners, but when I go out to eat

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Speaker 1: at a fine dining establishment, I can be very particular

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Speaker 1: about my dining experience. For example, one time in two

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Speaker 1: thousand and six, my salad fork was on the wrong

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Speaker 1: side of my place setting and let's just say that

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Speaker 1: restaurant got burned to the ground. Mess around extreme so

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Speaker 1: as you can imagine. In today's brand new free money

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Speaker 1: phone tap, I'm very irritated over a recent dining experience,

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Speaker 1: and I call to complain. It's your free money phones

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Speaker 1: tup right now. You were shutting two Bucks restaurant. This

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Speaker 1: is Harrison, did you say? Harrison? Yes, sir? How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? You're the jerk? Sorry, I was calling

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Speaker 1: to complain about you. Actually interesting that you would answer. Then,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had a bad experience, a bad experience, Harrison.

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Speaker 1: You've ruined my life? Um, sir, did you tell me

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Speaker 1: what happened? Perhaps I can help you. But I was

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Speaker 1: in there eating with my girlfriend and you basically I've

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Speaker 1: the out of her the whole time. Sure, I is

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Speaker 1: that is that funny to you? Is it is this

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Speaker 1: funny to you? Because it sounded like you were laughing

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Speaker 1: at the funny. Just your language is really inappropriate, And

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Speaker 1: I know I didn't do when you're accusing me out,

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Speaker 1: So my language is inappropriate, sir. Like whatever you think

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Speaker 1: I did or did not do in the restaurant did

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Speaker 1: not happen. I don't behave that way. You know she

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Speaker 1: left me, right I don't know who you're talking about, sir,

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend. Sure you are you feeling okay? Because no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not feeling okay. The love of my life abandoned

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Speaker 1: me all because of you, your beautiful eyes. Sir. I

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Speaker 1: know you're upset right now, and I just don't know

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Speaker 1: how I can help you. I was gonna propose to

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Speaker 1: her that night, okay, But because of your gorgeous smile,

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Speaker 1: she got it in her mind that she could score

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Speaker 1: with a hunk like you, and all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: just kick me to the curb. You since your girlfriend

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Speaker 1: broke up with you because of me, I know she did,

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Speaker 1: that's possible. The whole car ride home, it was like,

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Speaker 1: Oh that Harrison, he was so nice. I wonder if

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Speaker 1: Harrison knows how to please a woman, because you don't, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry worry about this. I promised you that

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Speaker 1: nothing was done intentional, and I would not do that

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Speaker 1: at work. Why are you so damn attractive? If you

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Speaker 1: weren't so attractive, she would have been with me. Still,

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Speaker 1: I understand how you feel and how these things can

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Speaker 1: make here here. It is look at this, Look at it?

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Speaker 1: Look at this? What are you perfect? I'm calling to

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Speaker 1: complaint and call you an a hole verstially my girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: and you're being nice to me even Oh are you

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Speaker 1: so good of saft? You're a saint, sir? I promise

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Speaker 1: you I'm I'm not perfect. Oh of course you would

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Speaker 1: say that. Of course you would, because you know that

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Speaker 1: you are. No sure, I'm far from perfect. I answer

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Speaker 1: me this, squad, what's up with your body? Are you

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Speaker 1: like allergic to carbs or something you have? Anybody bet

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Speaker 1: on you at all? I don't eat carbs, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know it's obvious by your chest and your arms.

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Speaker 1: You need to rub it in by telling me, sir, don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to say at this point. I mean,

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Speaker 1: now we're talking about my money. Everybody's talking about it.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's probably talking about it. You know that, right? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't. I can't remain anything

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Speaker 1: this saying. Actually, but I'm sorry, though I wish there's

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Speaker 1: something I could do to help you. I bet your

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Speaker 1: fabulous in bed two? Are you sure you probably do

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Speaker 1: all the positions? I don't, don't you know what? You know?

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Speaker 1: What I only know one position in the bedroom, and

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Speaker 1: it's called quick. That's why she left me. Sure you

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Speaker 1: know with respect, you're gonna get through this like you

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Speaker 1: want to know you can help me. Maybe you're definitely sure?

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Speaker 1: Will you beg my wing man? I'm sorry, sir, I

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Speaker 1: don't even know you. We could go to the bars

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Speaker 1: and I could like pick up your scraps, you know,

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Speaker 1: because I know you got girls left and right. Just

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Speaker 1: give me one. It's not true. I appreciate that, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know you. I'm not gonna just hang out

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Speaker 1: with you. It's only fair. You stole my girlfriend. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know your girlfriend. I'm just trying to be

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Speaker 1: nice right now, sir, hang out with me? Sure, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but I really have to go. I'm kind of busy.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you gotta go back to your tables there

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Speaker 1: and still other guy's girlfriends. Uh, rough day for you.

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Speaker 1: I promise you, all right, I'm just gonna come down

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Speaker 1: there and wait until you're off your shift and just

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Speaker 1: kinna follow sir. I promise you that will not be

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Speaker 1: a good idea. Have you ever heard that guy Jewbil

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Speaker 1: on the radio? Huh? Have you ever heard of that guy?

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Speaker 1: Jebil on the radio. Did someone ever restraining order against

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Speaker 1: you or something? I mean, you do this a lot.

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Speaker 1: I do prank phone calls a lot. Yeah, what this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Are you serious? Yeah? Your brother John set

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Speaker 1: you up. You gotta get kid. He told us that

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Speaker 1: you get some weirdos in the restaurant and wanted me

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Speaker 1: to message you. I don't know what this to do.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I got a guy crying with me on

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Speaker 1: the phone. I don't like I should have known him

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Speaker 1: as a joke. I do want you to know I

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Speaker 1: should have been obvious. I do want to be your wingman,

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Speaker 1: though you could be my wing man if only should

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Speaker 1: stopped crying. Wake up every morning with jubal phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, call out two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty bucks one eight six six, moving ninety two five.

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Speaker 1: I know my ram was gonna be later a battle