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Speaker 1: You.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number. It's a

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Speaker 2: laser line.

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Speaker 3: Goody, just call.

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Speaker 4: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 4: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 4: line on you. Wow, it's a good thing I brought

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Speaker 4: my barn annointment with me out onto the dance floor.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, because you're way too hot to hand. Okay,

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Speaker 4: that's better.

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Speaker 5: Sound your mouth.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do, don't grab his inhaler and punt it

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Speaker 4: into the parking lot. Instead, tell him you have a

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Speaker 4: thing for guys that gets sunburned easily and many can die.

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Speaker 4: That's when you give him the number, the loser line,

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Speaker 4: so hopefully he can call you and leave an awkward

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Speaker 4: voicemail we can play on the air. Voicemail is like

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Speaker 4: this one.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Tiffany, It's oh how are you? Uh remember our

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Speaker 2: last conversation. He told me that you were a model,

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Speaker 2: and I swore I kind of knew where I know

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Speaker 2: you from. And uh, now I think I know you're the.

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Speaker 1: Girl on my cat food bag. I know I've seen

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Speaker 1: you a thousands You're the tuna flavored girl. At least

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Speaker 1: I think you are.

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Speaker 2: Are you that girl? And if you are that girl,

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Speaker 2: I just got a small favor. You have to meet

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Speaker 2: my cat. My cat loves you, Oh my god. I

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Speaker 2: mean when I bring the food out for him, he

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Speaker 2: just jumps around. I mean he literally knows you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you're like a celebrity.

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Speaker 3: I never thought about it. She needs to go to

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Speaker 3: his house and sign that damn bag.

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Speaker 4: Yeah they start.

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Speaker 5: I mean, wouldn't it be awesome to have fans?

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Speaker 3: Hey, Rob, this is I just wanted to thank you

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Speaker 3: for giving me your number. It was really nice to

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Speaker 3: meet you. And it was kind of just perfect timing

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Speaker 3: because right after I left the coffee shop, was driving

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Speaker 3: away and I accidentally like slammed into this car and

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Speaker 3: the guy was really upset.

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Speaker 2: And I I gave him your.

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Speaker 3: Name and number, and I was hoping because you're, like

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Speaker 3: you're so good with words, and I was just hoping

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Speaker 3: that you could, you know, have a conversation with him

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Speaker 3: and talk him down and.

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Speaker 6: Kind of take the hit for me.

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Speaker 3: But like, don't mention my name. That would be super great.

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Speaker 3: I really appreciate it. But it was so nice to

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Speaker 3: meet you. Thank you for listening. You're such a good listener.

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Speaker 4: Next, look at that proof. The loser line is the

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Speaker 4: gift that just keeps on giving. Did we get a

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Speaker 4: message from that angry man? Yeah, she doesn't realize she

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Speaker 4: gave him.

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Speaker 3: The loser line.

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Speaker 4: That's the only ever she got from the dude she

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Speaker 4: accidentally is. Yeah, but hey, look at that. The holidays

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Speaker 4: are coming up.

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Speaker 5: That was natural, Jozz.

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Speaker 4: Don't you think you should be prepared with an amazing

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Speaker 4: gift so you don't look like a complete fool? What

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Speaker 4: is that gift?

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Speaker 3: Jefs.

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Speaker 4: Pop on your socials right now and follow us at

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Speaker 4: our TikTok at Brooke and Jeffrey. Then go share it

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Speaker 4: with a friend around Christmas time because we put up

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Speaker 4: our favorite loser line of the week. And that, my friends,

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Speaker 4: is what the holidays truly is all about. Listening to

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Speaker 4: awkward voicemails with a little bow on top of them, voicemails.

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Speaker 2: Like this one.

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Speaker 6: Hey it's me again. I'm just wondering when we could

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Speaker 6: get together like we talked about and have that scary

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Speaker 6: movie night. Yeah, I've actually got a collection kind of

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Speaker 6: of some scary movies. You know, the teenagers are off

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Speaker 6: and they're lost in the woods or teenagers getting attacked

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Speaker 6: on prom night, or the ones where they're at like

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Speaker 6: an abandoned gas station. I guess I do kind of

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Speaker 6: have a lot of teams scary movies, and hopefully you

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Speaker 6: don't think that's that's weird. I just I just sort

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Speaker 6: of like those coming of age movies and when you

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Speaker 6: hear those teenagers kind of scream like when I got

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Speaker 6: you know, I just love it. I just love it. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I mean I love it.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, baby, since your kids this weekend.

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Speaker 6: If he's not on a watch list, can we get

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Speaker 6: him on one?

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Speaker 4: Wasn't at all? Yeah, And he's like, yeah, there's a

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Speaker 4: lot of teen.

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Speaker 6: World Yeah there are.

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Speaker 4: And he's like I like him.

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Speaker 5: It's like okay, it's.

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Speaker 3: Like really like, yeah, let's slow down, my man.

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Speaker 4: I kind of prefer scary movies with old people in them.

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Speaker 4: They don't make those because you don't feel bad when

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Speaker 4: they die. Oh yeah, yeah exactly. It's scary when they crawl,

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Speaker 4: when the old people crawls.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just missing the walkers.

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Speaker 5: Next message, Hey Joey, it's to me. I just wanted

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Speaker 5: to let you know you must be my good luck charm.

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Speaker 5: I'm the girl that was sitting next to you on

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Speaker 5: the bus and I was talking about how life had

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Speaker 5: been hard lately, and you said, something good is bound

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Speaker 5: to happen. And you know what it did, because as

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Speaker 5: soon as you got off the bus, I found this

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Speaker 5: huge wad of cash and it was right on the

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Speaker 5: seat where you were sitting, and it even said rent

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Speaker 5: on the envelope, Like, how did God know that I

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Speaker 5: needed help paying my bills? It's just amazing. I'm going

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Speaker 5: to stay going to church. I just I can't believe it.

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Speaker 3: You know, I had to.

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Speaker 5: Share this news with you, so I hope something great

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Speaker 5: happened to you too. I hope it's contagious.

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Speaker 4: You know that he had to hear that and finally

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Speaker 4: figure out where his like missing rent money went. Poor guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's just like, I didn't know God's penmanship looks.

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Speaker 5: For me.

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Speaker 4: I have similar good luck when I go through Brooks

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Speaker 4: Purse too. Hey, the world works in mysterious ways, that'sn't it.

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Speaker 4: Thank you God. Remember you listen to Loser Line regularly

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Speaker 4: at this time every week, and make sure you subscribe

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