WEBVTT - Ex Meghana (with Niccole Thurman) 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:07.480 The Duchess of Sussex, not Sussex if I'm if I'm 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:10.719 remembering correctly, the former Duchess of Sussex sounds like the 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:19.440 name of a Caribbean dude. He's like Sussex, Sussex, Manchester 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:23.960 and he's sat Thomas got he got one of the 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:28.960 tank tops. That's mesh but yeah but not gay. Yeah, yeah, 0:00:30.000 --> 0:00:31.440 How do you do the way we're wearing a lime 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:34.040 green mesh shirt but the restaurants look like cool. Yeah. 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.680 I can't if I say something, I'm in trouble, big 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:40.440 dog like everything. Tate digs war and how selling her 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:58.800 growth back. That's how Sussex dress. My hips, your man's racists, 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:09.280 money stuff, I can't tell me. Bang bang bang skeek 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:13.160 skeek skee. Yep, there it is, there it is. Ladies 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:17.479 and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:20.880 Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:24.959 pockets of black conspiracy peris and we finally work to 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:28.920 prove that the B in Michael B. Jordan's stands for 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:34.199 a boy b al, that Main has turned himself into 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:37.520 the male equivalent of Sweetie's body, and the women are 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:44.000 treating him equally poorly. They have turned on that thick man, 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:49.120 on that gorgeous boy bil. Do you think that he's 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:54.639 way to sec you? Oh, I don't know if he's jusing, 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.440 but he's doing something that that you think you went 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:00.640 to the d R. I think regular guy don't make that, 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:04.040 you know what I mean? I think he got snatched 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.600 in a way that that I'll I'm willing to spread 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:12.600 rumors about. You know, he got that boy bale. I 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:15.120 don't think. I don't think it's natural. He was really 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:19.720 skinny in the wire. Yeah, and sure he was sixteen 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:23.160 and and bodies change over time. Fuck that noise. That 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:27.920 motherfucker's getting a boy bale. He's thick. Good for him, man, 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:38.480 I'm all for it. I'm titties fat, I'm leg stint cartman, 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:43.560 I'm David boy and boy oh boy. It's it's our first, 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.200 at least, if I'm remembering correctly, our first full episode 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:50.680 that we're recording for the new year. This is it. 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:54.320 This is very exciting and what a what an excellent 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:56.600 way to start off this new year. I can't think 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:59.840 of a finer and finer way for us to jump 0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:04.040 in to this motherfucker our guest today. She's she's hilarious, 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:08.359 so talented. I first learned of her from the opposition 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:11.840 with Jordan Clipper on Comedy Central, which was I personally 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:14.720 loved the show. I thought it was fantastic, so funny, 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:19.799 such a great ironic take on on conservatives. Is m 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:23.320 how you say that word? Oh yeah, there you go, 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:31.000 the one that cos you know, the one, that word 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:34.120 we all just read and never actually say out loud. 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:43.720 That's yeah, that's what I tried. Uh well, she she 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:48.560 She also now appears on on Jelly Stone on HBO 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.200 Max and also tuning Out the News on Comedy Central. 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.680 She's so funny, We're so happy to have her. Please 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:58.880 give it up for our guests. Ms. Nicole Thurman, Hi, guys, 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:03.600 I don't give a funk. Who say what? Blood? Okay crap? 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:10.840 I warned you about the drops ahead of time. I 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.200 love it. I love it. I wasn't. I was wondering 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:15.200 what my drop would be and that was not what 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.320 I would expect. But I love it. I love to 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:20.560 come from a place that others don't expect. Yeah, it's 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:22.440 like never let them know your next move type of 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:25.080 things exactly, but also make sure your next move is 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:28.880 your best move. Who I like that. I've learned it 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:33.240 from a guy outside. I'm gonna remember that, and I 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:35.240 hope you'll remember that drop. I hope it's when you 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:38.679 carry through your life and maybe add to your resume 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.479 of their like Nicole, tell us about yourself and you're like, 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:48.440 I have a little something to play for you. I 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:52.360 think I think Orlando Brown should say exactly what what 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:55.280 is the key to about me? He says what we're 0:04:55.279 --> 0:05:00.680 all thinking. I think so it is. That's I can't 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:08.360 all right enough shenanigans about robson Orlando Brown, bless his heart. 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:11.520 We don't have time because you came to us with 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:14.920 a conspiracy theory that I would say and Olivia might 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:18.840 be able to confirm. This was maybe on the original 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:23.040 list of of options that we sent out to like 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:27.320 everybody when we were first recording this podcast, like it 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:31.479 was like part of my original passion projects to take on. 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.720 But I can when when this show was conceived and 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:38.320 since it has changed a lot, borries come on, It's 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:41.240 become a completely different thing. But I'm so happy that 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:44.520 you were brave enough to finally take down this challenge. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:50.640 You said, my Mama told me Megan Marco is a 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:58.200 roll back that's right to me and most I just 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.760 saw it on the internet. I yeah, I saw it 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:02.920 on your list, and I was like, I have never 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:05.600 heard this theory. I need to see what the hell 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:09.720 this is because there is something so fascinating about Megan 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.640 Markle and the waves and lengths people will go to 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:15.960 hate her when when honestly, let's be let's be a 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.200 little real here. All you gotta do is just like 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:21.000 watch like four interviews and you're like, okay, like she's 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:25.800 kind of annoying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like like you don't 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:27.560 have to really like make up a theory. You could 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:30.919 be like, actually, just like a little annoying. Yeah you 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:33.320 mean that lady who pretended not to know what the 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:36.560 monarchy was. Yeah. I could find a way to hate 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.000 her pretty quickly. I don't need to be a robot 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:41.840 to pull it off, because I will say that as 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:44.480 someone who has a great respect for both the power 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:48.320 of robots and commoners who can marry into money. This 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:51.239 versions both of my interests. I love this. It's sci 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:57.480 fi meets like you know, uptown girl or like pretty root, Yeah, 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:00.040 pretty robot. There you go, see now you got to 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.320 have the like sound of the yes. But he's just 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:07.440 closing on a lug nugget. You know, it's not a ring, 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:13.480 it's just a nugget. Has to be man, right, that's 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:15.520 all it has to be. No one said it had 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:18.840 to be expensive and nice, like who's that? And that's 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:22.600 where my first wife made a mistake. You know, is 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:25.840 is she? She didn't understand that? And now now we're 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.480 at our setting. I'm joking. I've only been married once, 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:30.400 but what wouldn't that be great if I had a 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:32.760 first wife? I thought that was crazy. It was like 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:38.240 whoa This this was from his poetry days. I like 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:40.320 people in their mid thirties that are divorced. They seem 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:42.480 like way older and way more haggard. It's just like, 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:45.840 in general, they've been through it. They know, like we've 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.400 all been through breakups, but a divorce is next level. 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:53.320 So yeah, yeah, there I have a few friends now 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:56.600 who have who have ventured into divorce. And then there 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:59.840 are a few who had kids and then found themselves 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:03.760 to force and it's like, oh, you're you're a person. 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:07.680 Now you're a fucking you're you're really feeling human in 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.040 a way that I may never know human. You know, 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.360 do you feel human? Oh? I feel human. But that 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:17.280 one feels like it's like you're biting fresh meat human, 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:20.280 if that makes sense. If it feels very raw and 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:23.600 sort of turned in a way that that that the 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.360 caveman had to do it. Whereas like, I'm following a 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:31.520 system and a rule that you're you're entrenched with it, 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:33.600 You're you're you're you're in the flow of it, you're 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:36.880 doing what you're supposed to. Yeah, whereas they're like, I'm 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:41.320 off the grid, baby, Yeah, I'm outside of the rules. Yeah. 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:43.320 I made a cell phone out of like a tin 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:46.640 can and a in a thick wire. It's like, I'm 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:53.000 I'm a fucking man with roommates. I'm doing. I'm sucking 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:56.880 feeling all of it. Like that's like howl, Like do 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:58.760 you have a friend that has a washer and dryer? 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:01.320 You're like, oh my god, unit, do you guys have that? 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:06.000 Are you guys fanful? Yeah? Day, I'm still like I 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:09.000 am fully grown and someday I'm still looking forward to 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:10.680 that moment. I have a dishwasher, So that makes me 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:14.400 feel Oh, it's huge. I never stopped doing I'm doing. 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.720 I've been doing it all day, every day. I would 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:20.520 be always doing laundry. It really you start to live 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:23.200 underneath it. But it's okay because it's better than going 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:26.760 to the laundry man. Yeah, there's the the exchange is 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:29.800 it's well worked it. Whatever I have to pay, I'm 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:34.520 never going back. Yeah that if that's the end of 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.920 times for me, that'll just be how I end, because 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.000 I wouldn't. You can't go back. I can't go back 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:41.040 to not having a dishwasher. Like, that's never gonna happen 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:42.840 for me. I'm too late, I'm too lazy when it 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:45.559 comes to doing dishes. And I will fully admit that. Yeah, 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:50.240 I've never not had a dishwasher. Wow. Yeah, oh one 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:53.960 apartment in San Francisco. One apartment in San Francisco didn't 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:55.400 have a dish But that was when I was like 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:58.680 I was like twenty two, Like what, I can't wash 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:02.480 my one dish? Actually I didn't even learn to use 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:07.040 a dishwasher until like four or five years ago. I 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:10.359 truly had never had one in any of my places. 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:14.360 Didn't know how to use the motherfuckers. So like even 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:18.760 in your childhood home or did like my dad my 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:22.400 dad's house had a dishwasher, but I didn't do no 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:27.760 choreesing there, so I I cleaned my room that was 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:30.880 my responsibility. But there was enough infighting inside of the 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:34.280 house that like I had sort of exempted myself from 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:38.280 those kinds of chores. And then my mom never had dishwasher, 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:40.439 so I was just raw dog and the baby. I 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:45.880 just yeah, so curious. That's that's that's that was quite 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:50.400 the opposite. You always and you just kept the dishwasher. 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:54.720 And we lived in bad apartments at sometimes sharing rooms, 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:59.079 always a dishwasher. Whoa I mean I my mom did too, 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:03.920 but but never dishwasher in any of those bad ones. Sorry, 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:09.520 that's that's cool. You're cool strong. You know what childhood 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:13.120 drama you moved past. It's okay, your triceps, you know 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:20.800 what I mean. So so, Nicole, the first you hear 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:25.160 of it is from this list. You're bought in, or 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.680 at least bought into exploring it. Where did you fall 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:32.600 on the sort of like conversation. Was there ever a 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:35.200 point where you considered, hell, yeah, she might be or 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:39.640 did it just feel like absurd vitriol about sweet Meg 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:43.440 and Marco? Well, it sounds like absurd vitriol of course, 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:45.920 I mean to me anyway, And so I felt but 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:48.400 I felt connected to it because I I am also 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:52.520 a biracial woman and I was in London like right 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:55.840 after the Royal wedding, and so I feel a connection. 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:57.439 I like to call her my fake cousin, even though 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:59.640 she's definitely not my cousin. So I was like, what 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:02.800 is this? Like? Why why do people come up with 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:04.599 so many theories? Because there's there's been a lot of 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:07.320 conspiracy theories, but the robot one is just one of 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:10.280 the bigger, weirder ones for sure. But I was just like, 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:11.920 I have to I have to see what this is 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:14.320 even talking about. And it it seems like it came 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.040 like a while ago. It happened like what four years 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:20.400 ago or something. It's been like a minute. Yeah, So 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.719 that I think if we're referring to the same thing 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:26.240 the original conversation about her being a robot, and we'll 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:29.600 get we'll get further into this in the research section, 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:34.000 but the original conversation about her being a robot comes 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:39.240 from that two thousand eighteen clip from Britain's Got Talent 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:43.920 where the host said basically cuts to Harry and Megan 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:49.200 in the audience, and everybody reacts because their faces aren't moving, 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:52.719 Like specifically, Megan's face does not move an inch, her 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.960 eyes do not blink, eyebrows don't shift, nothing, and they're 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:59.080 holding on them for like thirty five seconds or some ship, 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:03.080 And so everybody's freaking the funk out because like their 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:06.920 faces don't move, And that sort of was the birthing 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:10.440 of of everybody being like, hey, there's something wrong with them, 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:13.800 and specifically her. Yeah, and they said they thought she 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.400 was robot more than him because his his face was 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.640 smiling and hers wasn't, and like, of course, yeah, he 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.800 had a very big, happy smile and hers was like 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:26.360 very smug and sort of like flat right, And of 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:28.559 course you see a woman not smiling, you gotta question it, 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:31.720 you gotta call it. Were like, why this bit happy? 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:36.840 It's the finale? God damnit. I'm fascinated by the amount 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:40.679 of conspiracy theories that they've come up with. Two not 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.079 I mean, make to make Megan Markle evil, but not 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:46.480 just that, but like make her like a tool of 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:51.160 the American government to destroy you know, London or you know, Britain. 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:54.800 And it's like, it's like what I was because I 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:58.640 don't I watched the Crown, but I don't remember if 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:01.679 print this. That Princess Diana of course was like an 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.160 outsider as well. But I'm like, did she get like 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:07.640 even a quarter of the ship that that Megan Markles getting. 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.600 I don't think. I mean, obviously it's racism, but also 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:12.040 what else is going on? Yeah, like you have too 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:14.120 much time on their hands the internet, what's going on? 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:19.240 You know? I think that that Princess Diana existed besides 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:22.080 the racism, and we should acknowledge that the racism and 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:24.600 plays a major part of it. But I do think 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:28.280 that Princess Diana existed in a time where like you 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:31.680 could do a pretty basic thing and be pretty widely 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.560 celebrated for it. Like, I mean, she was blown, she 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:37.840 was cool, everybody liked her. You know, she's running racist 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:43.440 at the schools, yeah all the time. Yeah, But like now, 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:46.760 if you high five a person with age, it's not 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:49.560 like you're a hero. It's just like, I don't know, 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:53.680 that's just be high five in people. Like but like 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.640 we can all agree that Princess Lady Dies seem cooler 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:02.520 than right, Yeah, I'll say that, it's not that I 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.240 don't Yeah, And also I don't not like Megan Marko. 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:07.680 I just was watching the documentary and I was like, oh, brother, 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:11.960 Like give me a break. They're just both like it's 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:13.600 just like, when are you guys gonna stop talking about 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:15.080 how the press hates you? That's my thing. I'm like, 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:16.880 we get it. You don't have to keep talking about it. 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:19.200 You know, like we're good, we get it. Yeah. I 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:22.560 wouldn't say that they're equally cool by any means, but 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:26.280 I will say that, like, it was easier to be 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.160 cool back then, do you know what I'm saying, Like, 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:30.440 we didn't find out that Will Smith was a dork 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:33.520 until like six years ago, because that motherfucker was just 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:37.480 riding off of fucking of a sweet period in life 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:40.800 where you could just do basic ship and be a 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:44.080 goddamn hero. Well, that's like when it was like the 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.960 seventies eighties. It's like music industry, you could just like 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:48.960 walk down the street and get a record deal, or 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:51.520 like walk into a casting director's office and be a 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:54.960 movie star. Everything's changed, and everything's way more scrutinized now 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.320 because the Internet is so accessible and because so many 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.760 people are watching all the time. Yes, there's still people 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:04.120 we like more than than others. We don't. I know, 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:09.200 there is something I think that's like being progressive is 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:12.000 being learned to be Like maybe the slight skinned black 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:14.640 lady is just kind of boring and Diana was kind 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:17.920 of cool. Yeah, and also like maybe maybe it's maybe 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:20.400 it's actually maybe it's actually this is gonna sound crazy. 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:24.560 Maybe it's actually less racist to say a black woman 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:28.400 is annoying as ship, you know what, like'ting black women. 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:32.080 But like, but like maybe I don't hate I don't 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:35.000 hate black women. I just don't think Megan Markles seems cool. 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:39.520 So David hates black women everybody today. I'm just I 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:41.920 don't hate black women either. I'm just like, it's it's 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:47.120 you know, maybe it's past racism to hate. I think 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:50.480 there's a very real possibility. In fact, it's it almost 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:54.200 feels objective that this is a boring person. The question 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:58.440 is the question of them becoming a celebrity, and all 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:02.560 the other things are are obviously it's all played in 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:05.719 this weird sort of game of the monarchy. But I 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:08.480 would argue, and we were sort of talking about this earlier, 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:12.040 I would argue, all these motherfucker's are boring. She's just 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:16.200 a weirdo for being this, for being for being monarchy 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:20.520 level boring before she even became a part of the monarchy. 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:23.680 That's what makes it fucking nuts. But I do think 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:25.840 at its core is like how the fund did you 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:30.440 learn to be like princess level dull before you entered 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:34.480 into this this already like dull last space. It is 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:37.040 truly wild. And there's I remember I don't know who 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:38.800 said it or where I read it or what it was, 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:41.120 but there was something along the lines of like if 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:44.000 you want to be a politician or like in this case, 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:48.080 a monarch or whatever the hell you, you have to 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:51.280 have some level of like how do you say it's psychopathy, 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:54.520 psycho psychopathies? Be a psycho, Like there's something a little 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:57.840 bit wrong with you because you're knowing what a crazy 0:17:57.840 --> 0:18:00.600 world you would go into, and you're actively wanting that, 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:02.920 but not in a way that's like naive, Like you 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:06.280 you see how insane politicians lives are, and you're like, yeah, 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:09.280 I think I want to run the country. Like something wrong, right, 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:11.880 And like so she had to have I think, like 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:14.119 I met someone who knew her and they said she 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:17.679 was really nice, but she was always like super put together. 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:20.720 So it's just like she maybe she was just born 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:24.080 to be in that world, and like that is a 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:26.760 certain type of personality that we cannot relate to because 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:30.760 I would not some people. Some people gut it, like 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:33.760 people just like you ever know people who were just 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:37.119 like they understand the mechanics of being fresh in a 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:39.840 way that you'll never understand. Do you know? What I 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:41.679 always think of two is like when I work on 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:44.199 shows or something and there's like I'm like, this is 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:47.840 some bullshit, Still finish it, And then the person next 0:18:47.840 --> 0:18:50.240 to me is like being all nice and patient, and 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:52.280 I'm like, oh, that's good. They're good at their job, 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:55.320 because I could not do that, you know what I mean? Yeah, 0:18:55.359 --> 0:18:57.440 Like like that's the type of person that I imagine too, 0:18:57.440 --> 0:18:59.240 of like where it's just like they're made, they have 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:02.760 it like them to just it's fine, it's all good. 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:07.400 Let's face it. Some people are just better than us. Yeah, 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:11.040 there really is a world filled with talent lists Beyonce's 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:14.280 you know what I mean, where it's like Beyonce is that, 0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:18.280 but she's exceptionally talented, and so you ignore the fact 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:20.880 that like, hey, why that lady don't blink as much 0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:25.880 as me. Yeah, you know what I mean, a lot 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:30.840 of people who don't blink. It's like, why she ain't 0:19:30.880 --> 0:19:33.640 the same as me? But then but then it's yeah, 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:36.360 it's it's truly on the flip side. There's a bunch 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:39.720 of people that are like that. But also, don't you 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:43.240 know they're not fucking doing the single ladies stance. They 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:50.840 just are like doing corporate Yeah, they're just like on 0:19:50.880 --> 0:19:53.280 a real small level with one p a system. I mean, like, 0:19:54.240 --> 0:19:56.160 but as I'm not even single ladies, as they can't 0:19:56.160 --> 0:20:00.520 afford the right to it. All right, need to take 0:20:00.520 --> 0:20:02.840 a break. We're gonna come back with more Nicole Thurnaman 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:19.879 and more. My MoMA told me when yeah, we're back here, 0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:23.040 I wasn't sure if you were gonna say. I was 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:25.520 confused that you were dancing. I'm s all right, I 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:30.720 don't know. I was expecting more of a I think 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:34.880 you hit truly your shortest drop available, and yeah that's 0:20:36.359 --> 0:20:38.600 I thought maybe you would hit a second one to 0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:40.360 to add a little you know what I mean. It's like, 0:20:40.440 --> 0:20:43.040 all right, I came fast, but but brown to that 0:20:43.119 --> 0:20:46.440 bad boy and starting to the beginning of the new year. Man, 0:20:47.359 --> 0:20:51.080 I'm like a race. All right, well we're back. We're 0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:54.760 back here with more more those sweet drops more, Nicole Thurnaman, 0:20:55.000 --> 0:21:04.320 we're still talking America, or still talking about the possibility 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:08.320 that Megan Markle is in fact a robot. Did upon 0:21:08.520 --> 0:21:13.400 hearing this, uh, in considering this possibility, you you said 0:21:13.400 --> 0:21:16.520 you started to look at some other conspiracy theories about her. 0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:19.200 Did any of those stand out where you are like, 0:21:19.640 --> 0:21:21.879 I don't believe the robot ship, but I am bought 0:21:21.880 --> 0:21:25.560 in on this other one about this thing. Mm hmm. 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:27.800 Let me look, I'm looking at the different ones. The 0:21:27.960 --> 0:21:31.640 Royal family shutdown, bro, I just think so there's there's there. 0:21:31.800 --> 0:21:34.280 They're One of the theories is that their relationship is 0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:39.959 a plan to take over America, Like how are they 0:21:39.960 --> 0:21:42.000 going to do that? That would be a lot of 0:21:42.000 --> 0:21:45.440 work and Americans don't give a shit about that, Like, 0:21:45.440 --> 0:21:48.359 like more than you think. I've found whenever the Royal 0:21:48.440 --> 0:21:50.920 Family comes up, it's more than you think. But I 0:21:50.920 --> 0:21:54.000 don't think it's enough for us. Yeah, they like the 0:21:54.080 --> 0:21:56.760 gossip and the like sexiness of it all and the 0:21:56.840 --> 0:21:59.240 stuff and the quote unquote style. They don't you know, 0:21:59.240 --> 0:22:00.920 they don't care about They don't want you to run 0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:03.080 the country, like we just want them to look pretty 0:22:03.119 --> 0:22:06.240 and wave in cars, you know. But yeah, but also 0:22:06.440 --> 0:22:07.960 now that we're talking about it, how we were talking 0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:10.560 about Megan Marco's personality, I'm like, you know what, she 0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:13.919 could be a robot because would I mean, would a 0:22:13.960 --> 0:22:17.240 regular person, you know, be that good at being a 0:22:17.280 --> 0:22:21.600 princess and whose employed? Like, listen, man, if I'm gonna 0:22:22.160 --> 0:22:24.520 I'm gonna make a whole last robot, it's not gonna 0:22:24.560 --> 0:22:31.400 be boring. Yeah, but okay, technology to make boring. They 0:22:31.440 --> 0:22:34.040 start off flow, Okay, you gotta build in more technology 0:22:34.040 --> 0:22:36.080 and update them as you go. The more it learns 0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:41.879 about humanity. Yeah, what's that? What's that real famous ai 0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:46.359 that they made? So Fia? Yeah, Sophia, that motherfucker's boring 0:22:46.520 --> 0:22:50.080 right now. She's all she does is like raises her 0:22:50.119 --> 0:22:53.879 eyebrows and looks around. Does she talk? She talked? She 0:22:53.880 --> 0:22:56.359 she'll be like killed me now every once in a 0:22:56.359 --> 0:22:59.640 while and they'll be like not yet, Sophie, and she goes, Okay, 0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:03.800 it's very it's it's kind of a sad thing. But 0:23:03.800 --> 0:23:08.080 but Sofia, she's boring. But I imagine in like six 0:23:08.160 --> 0:23:10.080 years that bitch is going to be the life of 0:23:10.080 --> 0:23:13.200 the party. Was Sophia fourteen pro Max, Like, she's gonna 0:23:13.200 --> 0:23:17.240 be looking really good. Why don't you get those updates? 0:23:17.280 --> 0:23:21.040 He got her head's gonna be a little bigger water 0:23:21.240 --> 0:23:26.600 just for a second. Yeah, exactly, I can't swim in there. 0:23:26.680 --> 0:23:30.040 But they's an agent for the US government. Also, Megan Marco, 0:23:30.080 --> 0:23:32.000 I can see that. An agent for the US why 0:23:32.000 --> 0:23:36.480 not just infiltrate the system? But what system? So that 0:23:36.720 --> 0:23:39.399 they don't even do anything the monarchs. That's That's what 0:23:39.440 --> 0:23:43.520 I'm saying, Like it's the most it's like a bunk system. 0:23:43.720 --> 0:23:47.359 So bory I. If I'm understanding your reactions correctly, you 0:23:47.400 --> 0:23:50.520 are in no way bought into this conspiracy theory. This 0:23:50.640 --> 0:23:53.800 is I think she's just a boring girl from l A. 0:23:54.680 --> 0:23:59.800 Damn you, and that's okay. They've grown on to do 0:24:00.000 --> 0:24:02.199 eight things in the world boring ladies from l A. 0:24:02.640 --> 0:24:05.400 Like it makes sense. It made it all makes sense 0:24:05.440 --> 0:24:07.680 to me. Oh, I think it's just funny to think 0:24:07.720 --> 0:24:10.120