Speaker 1: The Duchess of Sussex, not Sussex if I'm if I'm
Speaker 1: remembering correctly, the former Duchess of Sussex sounds like the
Speaker 1: name of a Caribbean dude. He's like Sussex, Sussex, Manchester
Speaker 1: and he's sat Thomas got he got one of the
Speaker 1: tank tops. That's mesh but yeah but not gay. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: How do you do the way we're wearing a lime
Speaker 1: green mesh shirt but the restaurants look like cool. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't if I say something, I'm in trouble, big
Speaker 1: dog like everything. Tate digs war and how selling her
Speaker 1: growth back. That's how Sussex dress. My hips, your man's racists,
Speaker 1: money stuff, I can't tell me. Bang bang bang skeek
Speaker 1: skeek skee. Yep, there it is, there it is. Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama
Speaker 1: Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the
Speaker 1: pockets of black conspiracy peris and we finally work to
Speaker 1: prove that the B in Michael B. Jordan's stands for
Speaker 1: a boy b al, that Main has turned himself into
Speaker 1: the male equivalent of Sweetie's body, and the women are
Speaker 1: treating him equally poorly. They have turned on that thick man,
Speaker 1: on that gorgeous boy bil. Do you think that he's
Speaker 1: way to sec you? Oh, I don't know if he's jusing,
Speaker 1: but he's doing something that that you think you went
Speaker 1: to the d R. I think regular guy don't make that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I think he got snatched
Speaker 1: in a way that that I'll I'm willing to spread
Speaker 1: rumors about. You know, he got that boy bale. I
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think it's natural. He was really
Speaker 1: skinny in the wire. Yeah, and sure he was sixteen
Speaker 1: and and bodies change over time. Fuck that noise. That
Speaker 1: motherfucker's getting a boy bale. He's thick. Good for him, man,
Speaker 1: I'm all for it. I'm titties fat, I'm leg stint cartman,
Speaker 1: I'm David boy and boy oh boy. It's it's our first,
Speaker 1: at least, if I'm remembering correctly, our first full episode
Speaker 1: that we're recording for the new year. This is it.
Speaker 1: This is very exciting and what a what an excellent
Speaker 1: way to start off this new year. I can't think
Speaker 1: of a finer and finer way for us to jump
Speaker 1: in to this motherfucker our guest today. She's she's hilarious,
Speaker 1: so talented. I first learned of her from the opposition
Speaker 1: with Jordan Clipper on Comedy Central, which was I personally
Speaker 1: loved the show. I thought it was fantastic, so funny,
Speaker 1: such a great ironic take on on conservatives. Is m
Speaker 1: how you say that word? Oh yeah, there you go,
Speaker 1: the one that cos you know, the one, that word
Speaker 1: we all just read and never actually say out loud.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's what I tried. Uh well, she she
Speaker 1: She also now appears on on Jelly Stone on HBO
Speaker 1: Max and also tuning Out the News on Comedy Central.
Speaker 1: She's so funny, We're so happy to have her. Please
Speaker 1: give it up for our guests. Ms. Nicole Thurman, Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk. Who say what? Blood? Okay crap?
Speaker 1: I warned you about the drops ahead of time. I
Speaker 1: love it. I love it. I wasn't. I was wondering
Speaker 1: what my drop would be and that was not what
Speaker 1: I would expect. But I love it. I love to
Speaker 1: come from a place that others don't expect. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like never let them know your next move type of
Speaker 1: things exactly, but also make sure your next move is
Speaker 1: your best move. Who I like that. I've learned it
Speaker 1: from a guy outside. I'm gonna remember that, and I
Speaker 1: hope you'll remember that drop. I hope it's when you
Speaker 1: carry through your life and maybe add to your resume
Speaker 1: of their like Nicole, tell us about yourself and you're like,
Speaker 1: I have a little something to play for you. I
Speaker 1: think I think Orlando Brown should say exactly what what
Speaker 1: is the key to about me? He says what we're
Speaker 1: all thinking. I think so it is. That's I can't
Speaker 1: all right enough shenanigans about robson Orlando Brown, bless his heart.
Speaker 1: We don't have time because you came to us with
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory that I would say and Olivia might
Speaker 1: be able to confirm. This was maybe on the original
Speaker 1: list of of options that we sent out to like
Speaker 1: everybody when we were first recording this podcast, like it
Speaker 1: was like part of my original passion projects to take on.
Speaker 1: But I can when when this show was conceived and
Speaker 1: since it has changed a lot, borries come on, It's
Speaker 1: become a completely different thing. But I'm so happy that
Speaker 1: you were brave enough to finally take down this challenge.
Speaker 1: You said, my Mama told me Megan Marco is a
Speaker 1: roll back that's right to me and most I just
Speaker 1: saw it on the internet. I yeah, I saw it
Speaker 1: on your list, and I was like, I have never
Speaker 1: heard this theory. I need to see what the hell
Speaker 1: this is because there is something so fascinating about Megan
Speaker 1: Markle and the waves and lengths people will go to
Speaker 1: hate her when when honestly, let's be let's be a
Speaker 1: little real here. All you gotta do is just like
Speaker 1: watch like four interviews and you're like, okay, like she's
Speaker 1: kind of annoying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like like you don't
Speaker 1: have to really like make up a theory. You could
Speaker 1: be like, actually, just like a little annoying. Yeah you
Speaker 1: mean that lady who pretended not to know what the
Speaker 1: monarchy was. Yeah. I could find a way to hate
Speaker 1: her pretty quickly. I don't need to be a robot
Speaker 1: to pull it off, because I will say that as
Speaker 1: someone who has a great respect for both the power
Speaker 1: of robots and commoners who can marry into money. This
Speaker 1: versions both of my interests. I love this. It's sci
Speaker 1: fi meets like you know, uptown girl or like pretty root, Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty robot. There you go, see now you got to
Speaker 1: have the like sound of the yes. But he's just
Speaker 1: closing on a lug nugget. You know, it's not a ring,
Speaker 1: it's just a nugget. Has to be man, right, that's
Speaker 1: all it has to be. No one said it had
Speaker 1: to be expensive and nice, like who's that? And that's
Speaker 1: where my first wife made a mistake. You know, is
Speaker 1: is she? She didn't understand that? And now now we're
Speaker 1: at our setting. I'm joking. I've only been married once,
Speaker 1: but what wouldn't that be great if I had a
Speaker 1: first wife? I thought that was crazy. It was like
Speaker 1: whoa This this was from his poetry days. I like
Speaker 1: people in their mid thirties that are divorced. They seem
Speaker 1: like way older and way more haggard. It's just like,
Speaker 1: in general, they've been through it. They know, like we've
Speaker 1: all been through breakups, but a divorce is next level.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, there I have a few friends now
Speaker 1: who have who have ventured into divorce. And then there
Speaker 1: are a few who had kids and then found themselves
Speaker 1: to force and it's like, oh, you're you're a person.
Speaker 1: Now you're a fucking you're you're really feeling human in
Speaker 1: a way that I may never know human. You know,
Speaker 1: do you feel human? Oh? I feel human. But that
Speaker 1: one feels like it's like you're biting fresh meat human,
Speaker 1: if that makes sense. If it feels very raw and
Speaker 1: sort of turned in a way that that that the
Speaker 1: caveman had to do it. Whereas like, I'm following a
Speaker 1: system and a rule that you're you're entrenched with it,
Speaker 1: You're you're you're you're in the flow of it, you're
Speaker 1: doing what you're supposed to. Yeah, whereas they're like, I'm
Speaker 1: off the grid, baby, Yeah, I'm outside of the rules. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I made a cell phone out of like a tin
Speaker 1: can and a in a thick wire. It's like, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking man with roommates. I'm doing. I'm sucking
Speaker 1: feeling all of it. Like that's like howl, Like do
Speaker 1: you have a friend that has a washer and dryer?
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, unit, do you guys have that?
Speaker 1: Are you guys fanful? Yeah? Day, I'm still like I
Speaker 1: am fully grown and someday I'm still looking forward to
Speaker 1: that moment. I have a dishwasher, So that makes me
Speaker 1: feel Oh, it's huge. I never stopped doing I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I've been doing it all day, every day. I would
Speaker 1: be always doing laundry. It really you start to live
Speaker 1: underneath it. But it's okay because it's better than going
Speaker 1: to the laundry man. Yeah, there's the the exchange is
Speaker 1: it's well worked it. Whatever I have to pay, I'm
Speaker 1: never going back. Yeah that if that's the end of
Speaker 1: times for me, that'll just be how I end, because
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. You can't go back. I can't go back
Speaker 1: to not having a dishwasher. Like, that's never gonna happen
Speaker 1: for me. I'm too late, I'm too lazy when it
Speaker 1: comes to doing dishes. And I will fully admit that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never not had a dishwasher. Wow. Yeah, oh one
Speaker 1: apartment in San Francisco. One apartment in San Francisco didn't
Speaker 1: have a dish But that was when I was like
Speaker 1: I was like twenty two, Like what, I can't wash
Speaker 1: my one dish? Actually I didn't even learn to use
Speaker 1: a dishwasher until like four or five years ago. I
Speaker 1: truly had never had one in any of my places.
Speaker 1: Didn't know how to use the motherfuckers. So like even
Speaker 1: in your childhood home or did like my dad my
Speaker 1: dad's house had a dishwasher, but I didn't do no
Speaker 1: choreesing there, so I I cleaned my room that was
Speaker 1: my responsibility. But there was enough infighting inside of the
Speaker 1: house that like I had sort of exempted myself from
Speaker 1: those kinds of chores. And then my mom never had dishwasher,
Speaker 1: so I was just raw dog and the baby. I
Speaker 1: just yeah, so curious. That's that's that's that was quite
Speaker 1: the opposite. You always and you just kept the dishwasher.
Speaker 1: And we lived in bad apartments at sometimes sharing rooms,
Speaker 1: always a dishwasher. Whoa I mean I my mom did too,
Speaker 1: but but never dishwasher in any of those bad ones. Sorry,
Speaker 1: that's that's cool. You're cool strong. You know what childhood
Speaker 1: drama you moved past. It's okay, your triceps, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. So so, Nicole, the first you hear
Speaker 1: of it is from this list. You're bought in, or
Speaker 1: at least bought into exploring it. Where did you fall
Speaker 1: on the sort of like conversation. Was there ever a
Speaker 1: point where you considered, hell, yeah, she might be or
Speaker 1: did it just feel like absurd vitriol about sweet Meg
Speaker 1: and Marco? Well, it sounds like absurd vitriol of course,
Speaker 1: I mean to me anyway, And so I felt but
Speaker 1: I felt connected to it because I I am also
Speaker 1: a biracial woman and I was in London like right
Speaker 1: after the Royal wedding, and so I feel a connection.
Speaker 1: I like to call her my fake cousin, even though
Speaker 1: she's definitely not my cousin. So I was like, what
Speaker 1: is this? Like? Why why do people come up with
Speaker 1: so many theories? Because there's there's been a lot of
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories, but the robot one is just one of
Speaker 1: the bigger, weirder ones for sure. But I was just like,
Speaker 1: I have to I have to see what this is
Speaker 1: even talking about. And it it seems like it came
Speaker 1: like a while ago. It happened like what four years
Speaker 1: ago or something. It's been like a minute. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: that I think if we're referring to the same thing
Speaker 1: the original conversation about her being a robot, and we'll
Speaker 1: get we'll get further into this in the research section,
Speaker 1: but the original conversation about her being a robot comes
Speaker 1: from that two thousand eighteen clip from Britain's Got Talent
Speaker 1: where the host said basically cuts to Harry and Megan
Speaker 1: in the audience, and everybody reacts because their faces aren't moving,
Speaker 1: Like specifically, Megan's face does not move an inch, her
Speaker 1: eyes do not blink, eyebrows don't shift, nothing, and they're
Speaker 1: holding on them for like thirty five seconds or some ship,
Speaker 1: And so everybody's freaking the funk out because like their
Speaker 1: faces don't move, And that sort of was the birthing
Speaker 1: of of everybody being like, hey, there's something wrong with them,
Speaker 1: and specifically her. Yeah, and they said they thought she
Speaker 1: was robot more than him because his his face was
Speaker 1: smiling and hers wasn't, and like, of course, yeah, he
Speaker 1: had a very big, happy smile and hers was like
Speaker 1: very smug and sort of like flat right, And of
Speaker 1: course you see a woman not smiling, you gotta question it,
Speaker 1: you gotta call it. Were like, why this bit happy?
Speaker 1: It's the finale? God damnit. I'm fascinated by the amount
Speaker 1: of conspiracy theories that they've come up with. Two not
Speaker 1: I mean, make to make Megan Markle evil, but not
Speaker 1: just that, but like make her like a tool of
Speaker 1: the American government to destroy you know, London or you know, Britain.
Speaker 1: And it's like, it's like what I was because I
Speaker 1: don't I watched the Crown, but I don't remember if
Speaker 1: print this. That Princess Diana of course was like an
Speaker 1: outsider as well. But I'm like, did she get like
Speaker 1: even a quarter of the ship that that Megan Markles getting.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I mean, obviously it's racism, but also
Speaker 1: what else is going on? Yeah, like you have too
Speaker 1: much time on their hands the internet, what's going on?
Speaker 1: You know? I think that that Princess Diana existed besides
Speaker 1: the racism, and we should acknowledge that the racism and
Speaker 1: plays a major part of it. But I do think
Speaker 1: that Princess Diana existed in a time where like you
Speaker 1: could do a pretty basic thing and be pretty widely
Speaker 1: celebrated for it. Like, I mean, she was blown, she
Speaker 1: was cool, everybody liked her. You know, she's running racist
Speaker 1: at the schools, yeah all the time. Yeah, But like now,
Speaker 1: if you high five a person with age, it's not
Speaker 1: like you're a hero. It's just like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: that's just be high five in people. Like but like
Speaker 1: we can all agree that Princess Lady Dies seem cooler
Speaker 1: than right, Yeah, I'll say that, it's not that I
Speaker 1: don't Yeah, And also I don't not like Megan Marko.
Speaker 1: I just was watching the documentary and I was like, oh, brother,
Speaker 1: Like give me a break. They're just both like it's
Speaker 1: just like, when are you guys gonna stop talking about
Speaker 1: how the press hates you? That's my thing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: we get it. You don't have to keep talking about it.
Speaker 1: You know, like we're good, we get it. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say that they're equally cool by any means, but
Speaker 1: I will say that, like, it was easier to be
Speaker 1: cool back then, do you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: we didn't find out that Will Smith was a dork
Speaker 1: until like six years ago, because that motherfucker was just
Speaker 1: riding off of fucking of a sweet period in life
Speaker 1: where you could just do basic ship and be a
Speaker 1: goddamn hero. Well, that's like when it was like the
Speaker 1: seventies eighties. It's like music industry, you could just like
Speaker 1: walk down the street and get a record deal, or
Speaker 1: like walk into a casting director's office and be a
Speaker 1: movie star. Everything's changed, and everything's way more scrutinized now
Speaker 1: because the Internet is so accessible and because so many
Speaker 1: people are watching all the time. Yes, there's still people
Speaker 1: we like more than than others. We don't. I know,
Speaker 1: there is something I think that's like being progressive is
Speaker 1: being learned to be Like maybe the slight skinned black
Speaker 1: lady is just kind of boring and Diana was kind
Speaker 1: of cool. Yeah, and also like maybe maybe it's maybe
Speaker 1: it's actually maybe it's actually this is gonna sound crazy.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's actually less racist to say a black woman
Speaker 1: is annoying as ship, you know what, like'ting black women.
Speaker 1: But like, but like maybe I don't hate I don't
Speaker 1: hate black women. I just don't think Megan Markles seems cool.
Speaker 1: So David hates black women everybody today. I'm just I
Speaker 1: don't hate black women either. I'm just like, it's it's
Speaker 1: you know, maybe it's past racism to hate. I think
Speaker 1: there's a very real possibility. In fact, it's it almost
Speaker 1: feels objective that this is a boring person. The question
Speaker 1: is the question of them becoming a celebrity, and all
Speaker 1: the other things are are obviously it's all played in
Speaker 1: this weird sort of game of the monarchy. But I
Speaker 1: would argue, and we were sort of talking about this earlier,
Speaker 1: I would argue, all these motherfucker's are boring. She's just
Speaker 1: a weirdo for being this, for being for being monarchy
Speaker 1: level boring before she even became a part of the monarchy.
Speaker 1: That's what makes it fucking nuts. But I do think
Speaker 1: at its core is like how the fund did you
Speaker 1: learn to be like princess level dull before you entered
Speaker 1: into this this already like dull last space. It is
Speaker 1: truly wild. And there's I remember I don't know who
Speaker 1: said it or where I read it or what it was,
Speaker 1: but there was something along the lines of like if
Speaker 1: you want to be a politician or like in this case,
Speaker 1: a monarch or whatever the hell you, you have to
Speaker 1: have some level of like how do you say it's psychopathy,
Speaker 1: psycho psychopathies? Be a psycho, Like there's something a little
Speaker 1: bit wrong with you because you're knowing what a crazy
Speaker 1: world you would go into, and you're actively wanting that,
Speaker 1: but not in a way that's like naive, Like you
Speaker 1: you see how insane politicians lives are, and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I want to run the country. Like something wrong, right,
Speaker 1: And like so she had to have I think, like
Speaker 1: I met someone who knew her and they said she
Speaker 1: was really nice, but she was always like super put together.
Speaker 1: So it's just like she maybe she was just born
Speaker 1: to be in that world, and like that is a
Speaker 1: certain type of personality that we cannot relate to because
Speaker 1: I would not some people. Some people gut it, like
Speaker 1: people just like you ever know people who were just
Speaker 1: like they understand the mechanics of being fresh in a
Speaker 1: way that you'll never understand. Do you know? What I
Speaker 1: always think of two is like when I work on
Speaker 1: shows or something and there's like I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: some bullshit, Still finish it, And then the person next
Speaker 1: to me is like being all nice and patient, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's good. They're good at their job,
Speaker 1: because I could not do that, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like like that's the type of person that I imagine too,
Speaker 1: of like where it's just like they're made, they have
Speaker 1: it like them to just it's fine, it's all good.
Speaker 1: Let's face it. Some people are just better than us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there really is a world filled with talent lists Beyonce's
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, where it's like Beyonce is that,
Speaker 1: but she's exceptionally talented, and so you ignore the fact
Speaker 1: that like, hey, why that lady don't blink as much
Speaker 1: as me. Yeah, you know what I mean, a lot
Speaker 1: of people who don't blink. It's like, why she ain't
Speaker 1: the same as me? But then but then it's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's truly on the flip side. There's a bunch
Speaker 1: of people that are like that. But also, don't you
Speaker 1: know they're not fucking doing the single ladies stance. They
Speaker 1: just are like doing corporate Yeah, they're just like on
Speaker 1: a real small level with one p a system. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: but as I'm not even single ladies, as they can't
Speaker 1: afford the right to it. All right, need to take
Speaker 1: a break. We're gonna come back with more Nicole Thurnaman
Speaker 1: and more. My MoMA told me when yeah, we're back here,
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure if you were gonna say. I was
Speaker 1: confused that you were dancing. I'm s all right, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I was expecting more of a I think
Speaker 1: you hit truly your shortest drop available, and yeah that's
Speaker 1: I thought maybe you would hit a second one to
Speaker 1: to add a little you know what I mean. It's like,
Speaker 1: all right, I came fast, but but brown to that
Speaker 1: bad boy and starting to the beginning of the new year. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm like a race. All right, well we're back. We're
Speaker 1: back here with more more those sweet drops more, Nicole Thurnaman,
Speaker 1: we're still talking America, or still talking about the possibility
Speaker 1: that Megan Markle is in fact a robot. Did upon
Speaker 1: hearing this, uh, in considering this possibility, you you said
Speaker 1: you started to look at some other conspiracy theories about her.
Speaker 1: Did any of those stand out where you are like,
Speaker 1: I don't believe the robot ship, but I am bought
Speaker 1: in on this other one about this thing. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Let me look, I'm looking at the different ones. The
Speaker 1: Royal family shutdown, bro, I just think so there's there's there.
Speaker 1: They're One of the theories is that their relationship is
Speaker 1: a plan to take over America, Like how are they
Speaker 1: going to do that? That would be a lot of
Speaker 1: work and Americans don't give a shit about that, Like,
Speaker 1: like more than you think. I've found whenever the Royal
Speaker 1: Family comes up, it's more than you think. But I
Speaker 1: don't think it's enough for us. Yeah, they like the
Speaker 1: gossip and the like sexiness of it all and the
Speaker 1: stuff and the quote unquote style. They don't you know,
Speaker 1: they don't care about They don't want you to run
Speaker 1: the country, like we just want them to look pretty
Speaker 1: and wave in cars, you know. But yeah, but also
Speaker 1: now that we're talking about it, how we were talking
Speaker 1: about Megan Marco's personality, I'm like, you know what, she
Speaker 1: could be a robot because would I mean, would a
Speaker 1: regular person, you know, be that good at being a
Speaker 1: princess and whose employed? Like, listen, man, if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a whole last robot, it's not gonna
Speaker 1: be boring. Yeah, but okay, technology to make boring. They
Speaker 1: start off flow, Okay, you gotta build in more technology
Speaker 1: and update them as you go. The more it learns
Speaker 1: about humanity. Yeah, what's that? What's that real famous ai
Speaker 1: that they made? So Fia? Yeah, Sophia, that motherfucker's boring
Speaker 1: right now. She's all she does is like raises her
Speaker 1: eyebrows and looks around. Does she talk? She talked? She
Speaker 1: she'll be like killed me now every once in a
Speaker 1: while and they'll be like not yet, Sophie, and she goes, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's very it's it's kind of a sad thing. But
Speaker 1: but Sofia, she's boring. But I imagine in like six
Speaker 1: years that bitch is going to be the life of
Speaker 1: the party. Was Sophia fourteen pro Max, Like, she's gonna
Speaker 1: be looking really good. Why don't you get those updates?
Speaker 1: He got her head's gonna be a little bigger water
Speaker 1: just for a second. Yeah, exactly, I can't swim in there.
Speaker 1: But they's an agent for the US government. Also, Megan Marco,
Speaker 1: I can see that. An agent for the US why
Speaker 1: not just infiltrate the system? But what system? So that
Speaker 1: they don't even do anything the monarchs. That's That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like it's the most it's like a bunk system.
Speaker 1: So bory I. If I'm understanding your reactions correctly, you
Speaker 1: are in no way bought into this conspiracy theory. This
Speaker 1: is I think she's just a boring girl from l A.
Speaker 1: Damn you, and that's okay. They've grown on to do
Speaker 1: eight things in the world boring ladies from l A.
Speaker 1: Like it makes sense. It made it all makes sense
Speaker 1: to me. Oh, I think it's just funny to think
Speaker 1: about how boring we think she is and then how
Speaker 1: like she'll wear the wrong shoes and the British press
Speaker 1: is like a schedule and it's like it's so funny
Speaker 1: because it's like she is not doing anything, and like
Speaker 1: the scandals they come up with are so ridiculous, and
Speaker 1: the conspiracing geor is ridiculous because we're like, we gotta
Speaker 1: find something on it right to be interesting. I realized
Speaker 1: that she's boring because I was watching. I watched the
Speaker 1: first episode. I was telling Langston, and she does all
Speaker 1: this interesting ship and it's still boring. Yeah, she goes
Speaker 1: to all these amazing countries and she's just like, we're
Speaker 1: in a ten. Meanwhile, my friend Rick went to Cleveland
Speaker 1: last summer and it was the most exciting story I heard.
Speaker 1: Oh year, here's the understand she leaping outside truly like
Speaker 1: in the bush, which I've always had able a little
Speaker 1: bit of trouble with that word it It don't episode.
Speaker 1: I was like, stop it stop. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I don't like it, but I don't like when y'all
Speaker 1: say the bush that feels that, that feels Yeah. Do
Speaker 1: you like jungle better? Yes? And I don't know that
Speaker 1: it's a better word. Suddenly, jungle is the one where
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, I also know that technically what they're
Speaker 1: describing is not a jungle and is in fact technically
Speaker 1: a bush. But I don't like when they say it.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying, Like, you don't like man,
Speaker 1: you don't want to mean, you don't want it to
Speaker 1: be a push like bush bush people. Sounds bad, sure,
Speaker 1: but I think it's because of the broad sweeping nature
Speaker 1: of bush man and bush people that that I presume
Speaker 1: when you say the bush, you're picturing a little black
Speaker 1: motherfucker behind a tree, you know what I mean, smiling,
Speaker 1: dancing or something. Yeah, but I'm high. Why are they
Speaker 1: doing that? I'm on drugs? What is their problem? See?
Speaker 1: When I think of the bush, Know, when I think
Speaker 1: a jungle, I think like Apocalypto. That why did I mean?
Speaker 1: That's not that's the most That's what the biggest describing
Speaker 1: factor that it would be now now after his political rants.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, you watch it? What do you think
Speaker 1: them running from a leopard was enough? No, it's a guy.
Speaker 1: It's when you watch that movie, the first thing that
Speaker 1: comes to mind is not melk Gibson. It is for me.
Speaker 1: I was for me too, So I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you the star of it, he's not even now.
Speaker 1: This is when he grew a beard and was like
Speaker 1: being real, real, like serious about his work. But right
Speaker 1: before he called, he said he hoped his girl got
Speaker 1: raped by a packet of nigger. So he was he
Speaker 1: was sort of in that sweet spot of like, oh,
Speaker 1: we know you're the best actor and you can direct,
Speaker 1: So he was, Mel was cruising dog. Yeah, the had
Speaker 1: to crack, so he had to fall off at some point.
Speaker 1: It is the you know, the two thousand's people got
Speaker 1: to fall at some point. It's because there are some
Speaker 1: things that we just got. You just do it in secret.
Speaker 1: Don't tell nobody, you don't tell a podcast. No. I mean, oh, man,
Speaker 1: if you can see my YouTube playlist, a lot of
Speaker 1: people who are releasing albums from jail, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I love it. And he's uh, Mel Gibson's making movies
Speaker 1: and stuff still, right, so like technically we're allowed to
Speaker 1: still they're making us watch him so we can, right.
Speaker 1: That's the crazy part is like my man fully made
Speaker 1: his way back, which which means Kanye can too. And
Speaker 1: all of that feels strange and toxic, but here we are,
Speaker 1: and you know, what are you gonna do? Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: Megan Marco can come back from all of this. I
Speaker 1: think actually she probably had. I don't think she's really
Speaker 1: dealing with all that much. Well maybe I don't know
Speaker 1: in California, but mostly just because their podcast sucks, right.
Speaker 1: Have you guys heard the podcast good or Bad means
Speaker 1: a hater today. I've never brought myself to listen to
Speaker 1: her podcast. I'm not you know. I know I had
Speaker 1: a podcast. I didn't listen to that, and sometimes we'd
Speaker 1: be killing and I don't even go back for those jokes,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, people about it. I don't remember, Okay, whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get a lot of messages where somebody without context,
Speaker 1: is like, hey, belly button's inside out and you're like, bro,
Speaker 1: I was just talking. I don't remember when you said
Speaker 1: obediens don't wear shoes and I was like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I was riffing. I don't know. I was in the zone, okay,
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking about what I was saying. We we
Speaker 1: should unpack some of this research because it's so far
Speaker 1: you both seem to fall far closer to She's not
Speaker 1: a robot, she's just a boring lady than than on
Speaker 1: the other side, and so I'd love to see if
Speaker 1: any of this changes your mind. All right, So the
Speaker 1: original thing that we talked about about the the conversation
Speaker 1: being started by their appearance on Britain's Got Talent. Their
Speaker 1: faces aren't moving. What ends up being proven pretty quickly
Speaker 1: is that it is not, in fact Harry and Megan
Speaker 1: there at the event. It is instead two people wearing
Speaker 1: a lifelike mass that they purchased from Madam Madame Tusseau's
Speaker 1: wax Museum in London. Okay, hell yeah, so this one
Speaker 1: in London. Then goes on to say that those people
Speaker 1: wearing the masks are premiering their their new line of
Speaker 1: sort of like life like figurines, their life like sort
Speaker 1: of like wax figures, and these masses is sort of
Speaker 1: their their promotion inside of the Britain's Got Talent finale.
Speaker 1: I don't love being this guy, but that sounds like
Speaker 1: some the government would make up. Never that's what you're
Speaker 1: gonna say. Now, he's been very anti for this conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: But he looks around, he gets a little uh like,
Speaker 1: he gets dirty. He just he's just being a little
Speaker 1: clean boy about old Meggie marks. You can see kidding.
Speaker 1: I don't know how the internet works. That I got
Speaker 1: some weird, but I like, I personally, I like where
Speaker 1: your head is going. So so you're suggesting at least
Speaker 1: that doesn't sound Oh no, guys, you just crazy masks. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And what makes that even weirder is that the host
Speaker 1: does throw to them, like the host is like Prince
Speaker 1: and whatever, duchess, thank you so much for being here,
Speaker 1: hope y'all, like he's fully like gives an intro to
Speaker 1: so the cameraman went to them. They don't see the
Speaker 1: normal seats. It's not like me like, oh, he's could
Speaker 1: be by he could have got good seats on stoppable,
Speaker 1: or he could be up by the Nacho sign like
Speaker 1: in the Famous People's box, like they went, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, It doesn't make any sense. And and
Speaker 1: given their smiles because you know, the documentary talks a
Speaker 1: little bit about this of like when Harry and and
Speaker 1: William had to basically like walk their their mother's like
Speaker 1: various funeral processions and weird sort of like meet and
Speaker 1: greets after the the funerals and ship where like they
Speaker 1: do have to smile very intensely despite the fact that
Speaker 1: they are literally being reminded person by person that their
Speaker 1: mother just got killed in a car crash. So, like,
Speaker 1: them holding weird fucking smiles is proven fact. We've seen
Speaker 1: it since they were kids. So them holding these weird
Speaker 1: smiles while they're in the middle of this doesn't feel
Speaker 1: as insane. It feels like one of those weird Oh
Speaker 1: you've been in the public your whole life, like you
Speaker 1: just know how to like, yeah, because you get better
Speaker 1: to be caught with the fake smile and to get
Speaker 1: caught like like they any any kind of crazy face. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right to that point, though, why the fund does Megan
Speaker 1: know how to do that? If if she is not
Speaker 1: a robot, then how the fuck did this person who
Speaker 1: did not experience that level of trauma combined with that
Speaker 1: level of professionalism learned to just maintain that kind of
Speaker 1: professionalism at all times. I mean maybe they one night
Speaker 1: they were talking, you know, and she was like, tell
Speaker 1: me about yourself. What's the hardest thing about being a prince?
Speaker 1: And he's like, I hate having to prolong my smiles
Speaker 1: and she's like, he's like, ever since my mom died,
Speaker 1: it's really great. And she's like, I'm so glad that,
Speaker 1: you know, we stayed in tonight instead of going out,
Speaker 1: And he's like pass me the bushmals, and then she
Speaker 1: always remembered that the bushes again, and then they keep
Speaker 1: talking about we love bushes, don't we? We love them,
Speaker 1: baby like we love bushes, don't we? Bababy on the
Speaker 1: printing straw, Give me little bushy, bush bush bushy, come on,
Speaker 1: bring it to shine, Megan petrol in meat boot. First
Speaker 1: of all, I get back to that voice. Maybe she
Speaker 1: got some media training from suits, right, Maybe she got
Speaker 1: a little media training. Sure, do you know how that
Speaker 1: press tour is for suits? It's gotta be popping off
Speaker 1: and you listen, we've all been a part of unsuccessful shows.
Speaker 1: We know that there is very little training that comes
Speaker 1: with something that uh that no one gives the funk about. Everybody. Now,
Speaker 1: you gonna be on there for long exactly, And even
Speaker 1: if you are who's watching my sister, you say what
Speaker 1: you want? You Yeah, the us A network in two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight, You're fine, You'll you'll make it. Thought
Speaker 1: about that. But that said, I think I think there's
Speaker 1: something a little it does feel a little odd that
Speaker 1: this person is so uh possibly prepared at all times.
Speaker 1: If I'll continue a little bit in this in this
Speaker 1: this research, the the theory sort of evolves, right that
Speaker 1: even though it's proven fake, people still buy into it.
Speaker 1: And basically what the argument starts to become on the
Speaker 1: internet is that Queen Elizabeth the Second actually Lily Bit.
Speaker 1: If you if you watch The Crown, you know Queen
Speaker 1: Elizabeth the Second actually had Megan murdered and replaced her
Speaker 1: with a robot. That's where, because why wouldn't you murder
Speaker 1: her and then just be like like I didn't accident?
Speaker 1: That was that was first of all. You know, Harry
Speaker 1: is a regular listener to the podcast, and sorry am I.
Speaker 1: As soon as i learned a British accent, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: join in on this roof. That's gonna be hell I coconuts.
Speaker 1: This might be the most racist thing I've been a
Speaker 1: part of all day. Great, But Megan in the documentary,
Speaker 1: Megan said, Megan said they went out to lunch and
Speaker 1: had a nice time, that they laughed and had a
Speaker 1: little jokes. So Elizabeth liked her, She said, yes, ye,
Speaker 1: robots said that she liked her. Well, that's the thing, right,
Speaker 1: is that like, if if I'm literly bit, I'm going
Speaker 1: to replace her. Well that's what that's what you called her.
Speaker 1: You think that your food because you're pretty alive. Right now,
Speaker 1: I want to go on record and say I think
Speaker 1: I'm better than Philip. I don't want anybody out there
Speaker 1: to think for a second that I doubt myself more
Speaker 1: than fucking Philip. I'm way better than Philip, hands down.
Speaker 1: Everybody would pick me over Philip if they got to
Speaker 1: know me. Cong Ain't I like that? I like that.
Speaker 1: I got nothing against it. They the Royals also lived
Speaker 1: for a very long time. Maybe maybe Elizabeth was a
Speaker 1: robot and maybe Philip was a robot because they lived
Speaker 1: till they We had this technology though, this is new techno.
Speaker 1: You're right, robot technology. Wait, do you think they got
Speaker 1: frozen in like the nineties when everybody was like cry
Speaker 1: oh freezing themselves or whatever. Do you guys remember that
Speaker 1: that was like a thing for a hot second, people
Speaker 1: didn't really do like in movies. They always did it. No,
Speaker 1: it's actually dumb lit a huge part of my upbringing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're legit doing it now. Cryogenics is is very much
Speaker 1: a real thing now that like people spend I think
Speaker 1: we did an episode about it, or at least talked
Speaker 1: about it in an episode. People are spending upwards of
Speaker 1: Like I think it's like, uh two hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 1: to to freeze and store your body um that it
Speaker 1: can be brought back. Would you freeze your body? Both
Speaker 1: of you guys? Would you guys freeze it? No? I wanna.
Speaker 1: I want to give back to whatever this planet is
Speaker 1: with whatever, like you know, bits of me, and and
Speaker 1: figure out a way to just bury bury me, raw baby,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like whatever whatever is just
Speaker 1: gonna give make this planet keep existing. I'd happily accept
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, but just you know, toss me in
Speaker 1: the ocean, burn me. I don't care. Just something that's
Speaker 1: I don't know what helps, but whatever helps. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: I'm the kind a type of person where I think
Speaker 1: of I always. I think it's because I don't want
Speaker 1: to hide that I have like the idea of reincarnation,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, I'm gonna come back as something else,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to come back as me again.
Speaker 1: I want to come back as like a tree or
Speaker 1: a bird, or like another person that has more money
Speaker 1: or something I don't know, like something cool. So No,
Speaker 1: I would never do I wouldn't want to freeze myself
Speaker 1: just like like you said, like, burn me, throw me
Speaker 1: in the ocean, do something cool, put me in the earth,
Speaker 1: let me become fertilizer. Yeah yeah, like you know, to
Speaker 1: your point, I don't want to I don't want to
Speaker 1: be a tree. But I'll take Lackith Stanfield. That seems
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Give me and then double back on somebody's
Speaker 1: already lived life. Right, that's not how reincarnation works. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, Okay, Lakeith Stanfield of twenty d you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like whatever, whatever. Yeah, their version of
Speaker 1: it is just a silly nigger who who moans on
Speaker 1: the internet. That's that's what I like. Oh yeah, is
Speaker 1: that what he did on Clubhouse? He went into the
Speaker 1: moaning room, and that the thing I never listened to
Speaker 1: the moaning room? Was it hot? Was it weird? I
Speaker 1: come on, don't put me on this. You would know.
Speaker 1: I'll be like that. Nobody business but me and a
Speaker 1: little and you sing good and make love good. Okay.
Speaker 1: So uh so, the the argument at least would be
Speaker 1: that that Elizabeth replaced her very quickly for the sake
Speaker 1: of maintaining the status quo of the crown. Now where
Speaker 1: I start to have issue with it, and I imagine
Speaker 1: you all might feel the same. Is that if she's
Speaker 1: a robot and you replaced her, the fact that it
Speaker 1: then becomes like difficult to to keep control of her
Speaker 1: feels a little too uh sky Nettie for my taste,
Speaker 1: because she wouldn't just go be boring in Tyler Perry's house.
Speaker 1: She would like help to start an actual like robot
Speaker 1: revolution if she were that. Yeah, she doesn't feel active
Speaker 1: enough to have someone else pulling the strings. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess that's true. I guess that's true. And but and
Speaker 1: also the robot had to have malfunctioned at some point
Speaker 1: if she is one, because they moved to California, Like,
Speaker 1: if Elizabeth had made this robot, she would just be
Speaker 1: quiet and be sitting in Kensington Palace right now. But
Speaker 1: they're in California and making bad podcasts and Netflix shows.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love that you came in hating.
Speaker 1: Good for you, because I watched three episode of the
Speaker 1: documentary and I was like, y'all, we get it. The
Speaker 1: press was Race has calmed down, like just start live
Speaker 1: your lives now. I got in not a big argument,
Speaker 1: but I got in a debate with my wife because
Speaker 1: of that reason where it was she was like, man,
Speaker 1: you know she was saying this and it really like
Speaker 1: I connected with it, blah blah blah. And it's like
Speaker 1: or this was interesting. She wasn't really connecting, but this
Speaker 1: was interesting. And I was like, bro, this don't feel
Speaker 1: silly to you, Like this don't feel for real crazy
Speaker 1: that a lady is spending this amount of time being
Speaker 1: like I can't believe that the greatest racist in history
Speaker 1: are racist, Like that's that don't feel dumb, I mean,
Speaker 1: and I understand that, like she was actively pursued constantly,
Speaker 1: but also it's kind of like don't read the comments,
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like why you're seeing
Speaker 1: too much of it? But maybe that's because that's kind
Speaker 1: of how the royal family operates, is like they don't
Speaker 1: want to be seen negatively, so they're always paying what
Speaker 1: people are saying about them. Someone this jigaboo away from
Speaker 1: me and she should have seen it coming. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: getting better at these drops. That literally feels like that's
Speaker 1: like stitched on some very important like fucking quilt they
Speaker 1: have in their house. Is someone get this jigaboo off
Speaker 1: of me? You? I mean, like there's no way that
Speaker 1: you didn't know that these people are that wild. If
Speaker 1: you're the first black anything, you have to be willing
Speaker 1: or you have to understand at that level of scrutiny,
Speaker 1: he's gonna come the first black anything, let alone the
Speaker 1: first black person to marry into the royal family. What
Speaker 1: did you what did you possibly have thought was gonna happen? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a great point, like it was gonna be bad
Speaker 1: no matter what. But I you know what I also think,
Speaker 1: But this is I don't know, maybe I'm being ignorant,
Speaker 1: but like she she totally passes for white and she's
Speaker 1: getting that much hate. I cannot even imagine like what
Speaker 1: they would have done if it would have been a
Speaker 1: person that presented as black. To me, it's just like,
Speaker 1: let's be honest, there's never been a dark skin robot.
Speaker 1: That's the fifteen mex bro. Okay, they don't come out
Speaker 1: with that yet. They don't have it yet. It's like emojis,
Speaker 1: they don't start with. They don't start with y'all. They
Speaker 1: gotta they got a standard color and they'll work white
Speaker 1: thumbs up for like eight years before they thought about me.
Speaker 1: That's wild. It's just crazy. Did you see the thing
Speaker 1: on that I was on the documentary. I think too
Speaker 1: of the lady wearing the brooch, the blackamore brooch, I
Speaker 1: think is what it was called. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you got that far. I can't remember who it was.
Speaker 1: Some woman who was going to meet Megan at like
Speaker 1: her coming out party, like hey, I'm sucking the prince,
Speaker 1: let's have a party. Um. But a woman that came
Speaker 1: to the party who was like in the royal family,
Speaker 1: wore a brooch of like you know how, it's like
Speaker 1: pretty much just like a black face like slave looking doll.
Speaker 1: Like that's what the brooch was, more or less, except
Speaker 1: for it was like diamond and crusted, and it was like,
Speaker 1: why are you going, why are you wearing that to
Speaker 1: go meet you know, Harry's black girlfriend. Come on, but
Speaker 1: this is like a British lady's doing. I'm gonna look
Speaker 1: at who it was, goddamn. But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They hate black people so much that they're yelling at
Speaker 1: this white woman for being black. That's it. And they're
Speaker 1: furious that her for being black, and that's crazy. That's
Speaker 1: that's the point right there. That's here and play out
Speaker 1: brais a joke on you don't want to be like that.
Speaker 1: Let me be this way you think about yourself. You
Speaker 1: can grab the numbshoves if you need to do. When
Speaker 1: you get that's crazy, that is a white lady, don't look,
Speaker 1: I get it. I know, I know. Technically we got
Speaker 1: the same chemistry, but na bro something something wouldn't cook
Speaker 1: the same because that is a white woman. And that's okay.
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with that, Meggie Pooh, But you you
Speaker 1: gotta be a fool if are really. The grander point
Speaker 1: is is that, like yo, they hated her that much
Speaker 1: she is, she went out of her way to be
Speaker 1: the whitest woman possible, literally possible. I don't know she
Speaker 1: went out of her way. You don't think so. You
Speaker 1: don't think she spent a life care writing room. Don't
Speaker 1: know anything about her? Like he's my prom I I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know much about Megan Marko. Like
Speaker 1: where's she from? She's from l A. Her mom is black,
Speaker 1: her dad's white. Her dad turned into a real jerk,
Speaker 1: but not he wasn't always a jerk. They were close
Speaker 1: when they were younger, right, Yeah, it sounds like, uh,
Speaker 1: sort of once she started getting money, things got complicated
Speaker 1: for them, and uh never made its way back that that.
Speaker 1: He got real funny about the money and ship. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what side I'm on anymore. I
Speaker 1: don't either, but I'm excited to keep exploring. We're gonna
Speaker 1: take one more break, We're gonna come back with more
Speaker 1: Nicole Thurn and more. My mama told me why something's alling.
Speaker 1: There's nothing that Megan Marco would ever say. She wouldn't
Speaker 1: say that. Oh my god. I was thinking about that
Speaker 1: in the in the documentary show her like dancing and
Speaker 1: she's getting kind of loose, and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Like, I wonder what they're sex is like
Speaker 1: do you ever think about that with boring people? You're like,
Speaker 1: do you think they get crazy? Or do you think
Speaker 1: it's like quiet and you can hear the springs in
Speaker 1: the bed. Like, I think it's got to be like
Speaker 1: that because they're coming from a place where they've already
Speaker 1: received enough love. Having sex, We're not trying to bridge
Speaker 1: some sort of a terrible gap. Seems like it could
Speaker 1: be maybe RESTful. Yeah. I think I think Harry at
Speaker 1: one point probably was having some weird sex. But I
Speaker 1: think that was him in that weird like I smoked
Speaker 1: cigarettes and shape my face. But but now it's just
Speaker 1: he just goes and then like rolls over. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just trying to produce airs to the throne and
Speaker 1: even though they're not going to do it her rump.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was wild for a second. He was. He
Speaker 1: was wearing Nazi uniforms, having weird sex, smoking cigarettes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a real bad boy for a second. And
Speaker 1: then he also not to mention, you date enough white guys.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, they all are like, yo, that
Speaker 1: was high school addressed in a Nazi uniform, Like they
Speaker 1: say some fucked up thing. They didn't. You're like, why
Speaker 1: are we dating? Like why would what's wrong with me?
Speaker 1: It's just so she's dating a guy that we're Nazi
Speaker 1: uniform at one point too. So, I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: that's just how it goes. Is that just like a
Speaker 1: white rite of passage? Yeah, you just gotta some of
Speaker 1: this has to have some level of checkpoint where you
Speaker 1: go at Yeah, I knew they were racist, it's not
Speaker 1: it's not a secret. It's really interesting to me because
Speaker 1: I always think that the like British people to me,
Speaker 1: like their TV always seems so first and they have
Speaker 1: like a lot of interracial couples or like you know,
Speaker 1: they even have like I've seen like interracial brother and
Speaker 1: sister pairs on TV. And but then I I wouldn't
Speaker 1: think they were that racist, to be honest, they were
Speaker 1: ahead of they were ahead of us and in all
Speaker 1: that mixed mixed people in the media, because I used
Speaker 1: always used to think that as a kid, like like
Speaker 1: we watched like Red Dwarfs and you'd be like, this
Speaker 1: black guy's best friends with this white guy. Yeah or whatever.
Speaker 1: They're very but I think that maybe that just speaks
Speaker 1: to how racist we are, say in flame that I'm
Speaker 1: interested in that, like maybe they're not maybe in sometimes
Speaker 1: progressive that there's just black and white people who were friends.
Speaker 1: I think it's crazy that we didn't reflect that in
Speaker 1: any of our media until like tenure. That's what's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's insane. You're totally right. And the fact that we
Speaker 1: noticed it because we still don't see it that often.
Speaker 1: I mean I noticed it because I feel like we
Speaker 1: don't see it here, and so yeah, it's like it
Speaker 1: is kind of racist, Like, well, that's weird. Look that
Speaker 1: black guy and white I'm talking, but just date on DVS. Nuts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were real. We we had Jim Crow on television
Speaker 1: for a lot longer than we we had it in
Speaker 1: our systems. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I thought you were going
Speaker 1: to say that we were raced. Wait, I'm just losing
Speaker 1: my train of thought. But I was gonna I thought
Speaker 1: you're gonna say we were racist because because I sometimes think, also,
Speaker 1: this is not true with Megan Marco really because it
Speaker 1: was pretty obviously racist, but like I sometimes think, like,
Speaker 1: we're not Okay, I'm gonna, I don't know, am I
Speaker 1: gonna get in trouble for this? You know? When they
Speaker 1: had that like the like the like eight and M,
Speaker 1: like the kid modeling for H and M and he
Speaker 1: wore his shirt like I'm a little monkey or whatever
Speaker 1: the funny in the job. Okay, I never would have
Speaker 1: thought that was racist. But then people are like, you're
Speaker 1: calling that black kid a monkey? And I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: are you racist? Because I never would have thought, but
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, I might be wrong here. I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: I get real weird every time somebody refers to my
Speaker 1: daughter as a monkey, and it's had it's happening, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys are being little monkeys, and it's it truly
Speaker 1: is coming from no place of malice. It often, you know,
Speaker 1: it's not like she's she's completely alone. When when it happens,
Speaker 1: it's usually like referring to a few kids who are
Speaker 1: like running around and doing a thing. So yeah, sometimes
Speaker 1: a mixed group. There has been just black kids. But
Speaker 1: but that's the thing, is like when it's happened, When
Speaker 1: it's happened, it's it's like, if I do something about this,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna feel fucking crazy. I'm gonna feel absolutely insane.
Speaker 1: That's screaming at this person about the monkeys. I know
Speaker 1: you're right, and I'm I know I'm not right about this,
Speaker 1: but it's true. I don't I think you are right.
Speaker 1: It's the microaggressions, don't go. That's the is. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I was seeing that as much as a microaggression,
Speaker 1: but obviously it has to be because like what you're
Speaker 1: what you're saying. If you're a parent and you see
Speaker 1: a kid wearing a shirt that says I'm the best
Speaker 1: monkey in the jungle or whatever, like you're gonna be like, wait,
Speaker 1: that's sucked up. But I always think of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I always think of it as like, well, I
Speaker 1: didn't see racism until you saw racism, and now I
Speaker 1: get it, but like I didn't see it, but with
Speaker 1: the mega markets, Yeah, I will say my defenses are
Speaker 1: on high. General. I tend to be very hyper vigilant
Speaker 1: about that ship. So that might have I've been dog
Speaker 1: skin a long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, And maybe
Speaker 1: maybe that's just my my experience not having been that
Speaker 1: that that I go whatever, But it truly is like
Speaker 1: everything is at peace, we are we are all enjoying
Speaker 1: a moment. This person I don't believe to be saying
Speaker 1: this from any place other than like, that's a word
Speaker 1: that you associate with silly little kids, and so I'm
Speaker 1: I'm letting it slide on on a belief And if
Speaker 1: you don't feel like it's that, sister, and it might
Speaker 1: not be, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just saying I
Speaker 1: like you. But I think to your point, maybe it
Speaker 1: needs to be called out just because the lesson needs
Speaker 1: to be learned, sinister or not, Like, maybe that's part
Speaker 1: of what we as people need to be effectively doing.
Speaker 1: But you also when you do it, you're the crazy
Speaker 1: person in the room. There's no fixing that. You're gonna
Speaker 1: call it out and nobody is going to be on
Speaker 1: your side being like, yeah, bitch, watch your fucking mouth
Speaker 1: with the table. All the kids are crying, and get
Speaker 1: the funk out of here because you work with my wife.
Speaker 1: I didn't. Right, there's no there's no solvent it. And
Speaker 1: I think one way you can tell Megan Marcot is
Speaker 1: not a robot is that she's going through what you're
Speaker 1: talking about right now, to that moment where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't like that, Like and I had never made
Speaker 1: any notice that, Like when I was when I was younger,
Speaker 1: I looked Kansas, so you would have thought, oh, I
Speaker 1: dealt with a ton of racism. I didn't deal with
Speaker 1: a ton of racism. I dealt with some, but like
Speaker 1: the first thing I really dealt with it was in Chicago,
Speaker 1: and I was like, whoa, people are racists? Like this sucks.
Speaker 1: Like people see you in a certain light and that
Speaker 1: can be really frustrating. And I think that Megan. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here talking to Megan, but like she got that,
Speaker 1: but she happened to be in front of like billions
Speaker 1: of people, like all of a sudden she's being called black,
Speaker 1: which probably hasn't happen very much, she'd be honest, And
Speaker 1: I's like, damn, I think to that point where I
Speaker 1: where I agree with you that that this may have
Speaker 1: just been a person discovering a new experience when she
Speaker 1: discovered it. But where I get frustrated is like, bitch,
Speaker 1: don't discover racism at thirty five, Like if if you
Speaker 1: didn't figure it out before, now you just gotta shut
Speaker 1: the funk up about it and let it happen to
Speaker 1: you or not happen to you. But you coming and
Speaker 1: giving your book report on the black experience when you've
Speaker 1: already you know, gone as a white lady this whole time.
Speaker 1: It doesn't trigger any sensitivity for Metely Not. I totally
Speaker 1: agree with you. No, I think it's just interesting because
Speaker 1: it's like but that it's like, who are we to
Speaker 1: the gate? She got any when she got here, man,
Speaker 1: But she's at the party now, yeah, man, And I
Speaker 1: get it. And so I I acknowledge her experience, and
Speaker 1: I recognize that that they did an unkind thing to
Speaker 1: a human person for the most part, and and do
Speaker 1: I feel sympathy for it, No, I do not, But
Speaker 1: do I do. I recognize it's real. It is, that's real, right,
Speaker 1: let me let me wrap up. Well, we're not really
Speaker 1: wrapping up, but we have a few more pieces of
Speaker 1: information that i'd love to throw your way to sort
Speaker 1: of gauge your if this changes you on the meter.
Speaker 1: So naturally, there isn't a lot of definitive evidence right
Speaker 1: that I can point to that proves that she is
Speaker 1: in fact a robot. But I did go through the
Speaker 1: documentary and a few other things to try to present
Speaker 1: some other information that I think might lead us into
Speaker 1: believing she might have robotic qualities, android qualities, whatever the
Speaker 1: funk you want to call it. Number one, she refers
Speaker 1: almost exclusively to Prince Harry as h h, what are
Speaker 1: you doing okay? Going the work of a robot? I
Speaker 1: don't know what. I love you. It doesn't say right,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, it's not flowy. It don't feel good leaving
Speaker 1: your lips. He don't feel good hearing it. No, my
Speaker 1: my my uncle's name. My uncle's name is Henry, and
Speaker 1: my aunt calls him h every now and then, and
Speaker 1: I think it's cute. But the way she says it
Speaker 1: is exactly like that. It's like it's like a it's
Speaker 1: like programmed, like I will now play the nickname H
Speaker 1: and it's like what, it's so hard. It's like when
Speaker 1: you tell Sory to call you big Daddy, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: series said the words, but she didn't mean at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah she need Yeah, there's nothing behind those words. Age
Speaker 1: feels off to me. It does not feel like a
Speaker 1: normal thing for anybody to choose. Additionally, what I would
Speaker 1: point to is that Megan's first appearance in the public
Speaker 1: eye maybe you guys know this actually came from an
Speaker 1: episode of Nick News. Nick News on Nickelodeon is actually
Speaker 1: when which I think, which which you're already beating me
Speaker 1: to this, but is the correct response for nick News.
Speaker 1: Nobody gave a fuck about nick News except robots and
Speaker 1: dogs that had the TV still on when you left
Speaker 1: the house, you know what I mean? That was it
Speaker 1: for nick News, Nickelodeon news. What Nick News was, Okay,
Speaker 1: it was it was on Sundays. I believe Nickelodeon had
Speaker 1: their own news show that was basically an adult hosted show,
Speaker 1: but like kid run, where like they talked to real
Speaker 1: kids about like real ship that they cared about. Meg
Speaker 1: and Marco actually ends up on nick News because she
Speaker 1: saw an Ivory soap commercial that that basically Ivory. You
Speaker 1: remember Ivory soap evany soap where I'm totally joking, I'm
Speaker 1: totally why the duck's got to be covered in black?
Speaker 1: You know what? I do buy a lot of black soap, though,
Speaker 1: you represent for the dark skin soap. The black soapy
Speaker 1: never killed no turtle. Yeah, okay, so she saw something
Speaker 1: Ivory soap. What So she saw a commercial for Ivory
Speaker 1: soap and in the commercial there's a line where they
Speaker 1: basically say women all over the country are turning to
Speaker 1: Ivory for their dirty dishes or whatever. I'm paraphrasing, but
Speaker 1: that's essentially what the line is. It says, specifically, women
Speaker 1: are are all across the country are are using Ivory soap.
Speaker 1: And Megan Marco takes offense to this, and she says,
Speaker 1: why does it have to be women? Why can't it
Speaker 1: be people, and writes a letter to Procter and Gamble
Speaker 1: basically asking them to change their stance on using this
Speaker 1: commercial saying women. And then Procter and Gamble, the the
Speaker 1: parent company of Ivory Soap, then changes the actual commercial.
Speaker 1: They they produce a new line in this commercial, replace
Speaker 1: it for all the commercials they're showing worldwide where they
Speaker 1: now say people all over the country are using ivory
Speaker 1: soap to clean their dirty dishes or whatever the funk
Speaker 1: it is. Do you think that's like when you read
Speaker 1: one of those tweets and somebody's like, I woke up
Speaker 1: this morning to my little boy, k, Mommy, can I
Speaker 1: wear a hoodie today? And I said, no, son, do
Speaker 1: you think letter? You're like that my four year old?
Speaker 1: You don't even think that the ranting about capitalism and
Speaker 1: the downfall of America And it's like, wait, what did
Speaker 1: it kick down my bedroom door? And said when it's
Speaker 1: gonna be my time? Lord? I don't know. You know,
Speaker 1: they said, I have video of it. Have video. They
Speaker 1: have video of her writing the letter. But to your point,
Speaker 1: I might just think everything is a scam. But they
Speaker 1: could have easily reproduced this video the or this this
Speaker 1: letter writing. They could have had her write it a
Speaker 1: second time and lick an envelope and mail it under
Speaker 1: the presumption that like, yeah, this is you know, the
Speaker 1: little girl did the thing. It feels like an inside job,
Speaker 1: feels like I was definitely every soul was an inside job.
Speaker 1: But I always feel like this is a this is
Speaker 1: maybe I totally off the subject of what you're just saying,
Speaker 1: but like, how do we know any of m a real?
Speaker 1: How do you even know that they are robot? How
Speaker 1: do you know? Like what if those are just like
Speaker 1: computer animation pictures that we're seeing or something like. That's
Speaker 1: actually what got me into where I landed in this
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory. And you know, I've been holding my cards
Speaker 1: very close because I I didn't want to. I didn't
Speaker 1: want you guys to ruin this for me. But I landed.
Speaker 1: I thought I was watching the first episode. I told
Speaker 1: Bori this before we got on. I was watching the
Speaker 1: first episode very sober, very sort of like locked in,
Speaker 1: trying to gather information, and then halfway through I got high,
Speaker 1: and and at the point that the high kicked in,
Speaker 1: what I realized is that I believe, I actually believe
Speaker 1: that Megan Markle is a robot meant to humanize the
Speaker 1: monarchy and ensure the survival of the ruling class for
Speaker 1: another generation. That's where I landed. I believe genuinely that
Speaker 1: that all of them are our version of robots that
Speaker 1: are are being evolved so that they can keep this
Speaker 1: monarchy and the ruling class in place, and and the
Speaker 1: only way to do that, and we saw this in
Speaker 1: the documentary, they said that they have to maintain basically
Speaker 1: sixty to eight percent approval ratings, right, they have to
Speaker 1: be able to keep convincing sixty eight percent of the
Speaker 1: world that that we funk with you, we like you
Speaker 1: enough that we don't want to storm your castle and
Speaker 1: kill you, because that's your only function at this point.
Speaker 1: And so in order to survive that, they have to
Speaker 1: keep evolving. They can't just stay these stiff sort of
Speaker 1: people being like our bloodline is perfect when you're fucking
Speaker 1: ugly and weird and and hard to look at, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? So, so what do you do
Speaker 1: to keep them? Come on, what do you do to
Speaker 1: keep them alive and keep this premise alive? You introduce
Speaker 1: this beautiful robot who they conflict with but also helps
Speaker 1: to round one of them so that you understand that
Speaker 1: this monarchy does have humans inside of it and not
Speaker 1: other robots who are tricking other people. It truly feels
Speaker 1: like a big old scheme to me. Wow, I mean, damn,
Speaker 1: I know, right, that was heavy, that was real and
Speaker 1: also That's a great way to think of it, because
Speaker 1: if you think about it, the last time they had
Speaker 1: like a little scandal hottie in the in the monarchy
Speaker 1: was Princess Diana, And so they're getting a little you know,
Speaker 1: they're falling off, but the nineties are back, and so
Speaker 1: the way they bring the nineties back is by bringing
Speaker 1: in a robot that's gonna cause trouble in the royal family.
Speaker 1: I also like this idea that the whole front facing
Speaker 1: royal families robots, and the actual royal family are just
Speaker 1: these decrepit, ugly seven living underground, like can barely not
Speaker 1: even enjoying their wealth. They're just like the fucking morlocks.
Speaker 1: And let's making a dress later. Yeah, there's like bio
Speaker 1: collecting in buckets underneath these, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But then you put some robots out there and you
Speaker 1: let them be as human as we can make them,
Speaker 1: which is why Elizabeth was less human than Charles's and
Speaker 1: Charles is less common than Harry is. But the rich
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. I like that. I like coming around that.
Speaker 1: I like it also, I just think we should acknowledge
Speaker 1: I should acknowledge that. I think the only person that
Speaker 1: is truly, truly a robot. And I've been thinking about
Speaker 1: this lately anyway, was Kate Middleton? Kate Middleton is so weird.
Speaker 1: She's the same way she wasn't exactly like already ready
Speaker 1: to be the princess, because I remember she was a
Speaker 1: little while back in the day. But like when I
Speaker 1: look at her, she's way too perfectly put together, like
Speaker 1: not even a hint of a poopa, Like nothing is
Speaker 1: like out of place. Everything's perfectly ironed. Her hair. I mean,
Speaker 1: Megan is the same way. But something about Kate Middleton
Speaker 1: me just does not give human Yeah, no, I think
Speaker 1: I think I feel similar ship of like Na Kate,
Speaker 1: it's too whatever, this is feels far together. Why you
Speaker 1: you white? Why your hair don't move? That don't seem correct?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? The whole thing. Well, because
Speaker 1: maybe these two women are robots that went into the system.
Speaker 1: You know that they're the robots, Megan and Kate. I
Speaker 1: just think, and I think to the grander point, I
Speaker 1: just think the only way you can ensure the survival
Speaker 1: of the royal family is to introduce new elements. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that at least shake up the building right to
Speaker 1: make sure that these people aren't just immediately targeted for
Speaker 1: being ugly and telling us their blood is better than ours.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah, I like you. I like you. Here's
Speaker 1: the last piece of information that I'll that I'll give
Speaker 1: you that that I don't know is the closer for this,
Speaker 1: but it is. It is an additional little tidbit is that.
Speaker 1: Strangely enough, Megan Markle's first official appearance on television in
Speaker 1: an acting role actually came from a show called Century
Speaker 1: City from two thousand four. It's a two thousand four
Speaker 1: program called Century City and in these the episode that
Speaker 1: Megan Marco appears, she actually appears in an episode where
Speaker 1: a very sexy artificial intelligence takes over the office and
Speaker 1: is uh and is basically like uh, making a rift
Speaker 1: between some of the the sort of higher ups at
Speaker 1: the office. Okay, I think she. I think they planned
Speaker 1: a little bit. Uh. It's the matrix showing you the
Speaker 1: kitty cat twice, you know what I mean? A little
Speaker 1: deja vu. I think I think there's a little eerie
Speaker 1: deja vu here. All right, all right, listen man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know that you are right. You seem you
Speaker 1: seem to be coming along very reluctantly. My favorite. If
Speaker 1: we're taking away, if what are we what are we
Speaker 1: walking away from this with? I'm walking away with the
Speaker 1: with this idea that the the royal family front facing
Speaker 1: is a bunch of robots and actuality. They're much more miserable, decrepit,
Speaker 1: disgusting beings living underground. I'll take that. I like that.
Speaker 1: I think that's how happy. I'll get off the train
Speaker 1: right there, and that's me. I got what I need.
Speaker 1: I got you. Nicole, did did this change anything for you?
Speaker 1: Do you? Do you feel differently about any of the
Speaker 1: conversation now? I really like your theory of at Langston.
Speaker 1: I think that's really smart, and I think if I'm
Speaker 1: going to believe it, that's how I would believe it.
Speaker 1: I would believe it as like, but I think that
Speaker 1: it has to be three robots, and they're all the
Speaker 1: hot wives. They're all the hot wives Diana, and then
Speaker 1: Kate's not hot to me, but she's she's hot to people,
Speaker 1: and then uh, Meghan. They're all they're all robots sent
Speaker 1: to like up to approve of ratings, add some intrigue
Speaker 1: and sexiness and style to the family. After that, when
Speaker 1: they get to decrepit in red all right? Hell yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we're all three bought in? Did it? How did we
Speaker 1: get on board with this theory? Like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: that's w Thank you what wowie, Mauie, thank you for
Speaker 1: everything you do for me, clarious Nicole? Could you could
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