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Speaker 1: Second dat up Day. A common argument that couples get
Speaker 1: in is usually over directions. Happens a lot. It can
Speaker 1: make it even more stressful if you're trying to figure
Speaker 1: out those directions and there could be a serial killer
Speaker 1: following you or a madman with a chainsaw wants to
Speaker 1: cut you in half. It can make it very stressful.
Speaker 1: And nobody knows that better than Matthew right now, who's
Speaker 1: on the phone for a second date update. Matthew, how
Speaker 1: are you? Yeah, I'm good. We'll get to the reason
Speaker 1: that you think you're not getting a call back in
Speaker 1: just a second. But first, tell us about the girl
Speaker 1: you want to call today. What's her name? Name Sarah? Sarah?
Speaker 1: And where did you meet Sarah? Hold up, we're just
Speaker 1: like nonchalantly going into Sarah's. There is a bad man
Speaker 1: following them. Like, I'm kind of more concerned about the
Speaker 1: serial killer than Sarah at this point, So I said,
Speaker 1: we'll do it in a second. We met online a
Speaker 1: while back and I don't know. We just started talking
Speaker 1: tie it up and whatnot, and it was, you know,
Speaker 1: the start of fall, so it would be the perfect
Speaker 1: time to go to Haunted House or something fall festiv. Oh.
Speaker 1: I was concerned for your safety this whole time, and
Speaker 1: it turns out it's just one big haunted house height.
Speaker 1: I just kind of wanted to be game ride hill time,
Speaker 1: but it turned out to not be that at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: corner your email, it seems like you might have had
Speaker 1: one of the worst dates ever. It kind of became
Speaker 1: like a haunted house actually, because after all the games
Speaker 1: and the people and you know whatever, we there was
Speaker 1: just corn maze and so okay, yeah, like sure, we'll
Speaker 1: do the corn maze, and everything's going great, you know,
Speaker 1: like we're hitting it off, having a great time, bonding
Speaker 1: and all that. But then fifteen twenty minutes started to
Speaker 1: go by and we're not seeing anybody else. You know,
Speaker 1: we're lost in a corn maze. And I know that's
Speaker 1: the point of a corn maze, but it's getting kind
Speaker 1: of like a long time and it's starting to get dark, darker, darkest.
Speaker 1: It's back I could see though, Like if you're claustrophobic,
Speaker 1: like that's not a good feeling. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: think I was, but I kind of turned into Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was closing in on me. So you guys were
Speaker 1: struggling in the corn maze and that's where all the
Speaker 1: madness started. Yeah. So I wouldn't say we were fighting
Speaker 1: per se, but I got short with each other and
Speaker 1: I just know where we were going and where we
Speaker 1: were coming from. But then, you know, I wanted to
Speaker 1: involve her, so we went her way. It just wasn't
Speaker 1: the right way. So things were not going great, and
Speaker 1: she started a panic and I asked she was okay,
Speaker 1: and she was not okay, and so I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what, what could I do to calm her down?
Speaker 1: Because that's the worst thing is being you know, freaking out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could have said, hey, we're at a corn maze
Speaker 1: in a pumpkin patch. I have a cell phone on me.
Speaker 1: I can call nine one one to find her. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I would have called her on wine.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think for her life was in danger.
Speaker 1: But I was trying to use my cell phone as
Speaker 1: a flashlight. Oh gosh, she's getting that dark. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: and the battery was going down like crazy. This is
Speaker 1: like a scene from a horror film. It felt like it.
Speaker 1: So I, like any good horror film, I needed some
Speaker 1: comedic timing and a little softened it up. And so
Speaker 1: I told her about this story. You know, when I
Speaker 1: was little, I got lost in this choice or us
Speaker 1: and started to you know, get nervous, but I ain't
Speaker 1: up finding my mom. And then I look up and
Speaker 1: she's crying. What she was actually crying? I thought she
Speaker 1: was laughing, but then I'd noticed there's tears in her eyes,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what, what's wrong. It's like a
Speaker 1: few little stories. She was like, oh she could picture.
Speaker 1: Is this a little five year old lost and toys
Speaker 1: r us and this sad story? And I thought, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought she was crying because she couldn't forgot how
Speaker 1: to get out of there or something. She was actually
Speaker 1: crying because of your story. Well that's what it turned into.
Speaker 1: And she just started crying because of the corn maze,
Speaker 1: and I mean not crying. She was bawling, like wailing,
Speaker 1: and she just screamed me like Helplus, you didn't want
Speaker 1: someone to think I was like hurting her or anything.
Speaker 1: So did your date in there? Did you just like,
Speaker 1: go all right, I'm gonna find my own way out.
Speaker 1: Or did you guys finally make it out of the
Speaker 1: corn maze? I thought about it, but I think it
Speaker 1: might have been like an hour, an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: Maybe we were into saying. We just start seeing these
Speaker 1: flashlights like a search party, and it ended up being
Speaker 1: the workers of the maze. They were like, I mean,
Speaker 1: coming pretty fast too, because they were hearing all these
Speaker 1: screaming noises. Yeah, and they kind of looked at me
Speaker 1: like I was crazy. But whatever, we ended up getting
Speaker 1: out and everything was okay. I just I don't know
Speaker 1: where we should stand really because I haven't been able
Speaker 1: to get a hold of her. So wait, you got out,
Speaker 1: and then what happened? Did you just part ways or no?
Speaker 1: I took her home, and again I was trying to,
Speaker 1: you know, light in the mood. I don't think it
Speaker 1: was probably the smartest at another story about when you
Speaker 1: were seven and you were left in a Walmart. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just told her that the GPS wasn't working like
Speaker 1: it was the GPS was going crazy, oh like in
Speaker 1: your car. Yeah, And it was just like a subtle thing,
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't even think a think of it,
Speaker 1: and then she did not appreciate that. Okay, So at
Speaker 1: this point she feels like you're making fun of her
Speaker 1: for overreacting in the corn maze. I'm guessing I can
Speaker 1: see where that, Yeah, that logic comes in. And have
Speaker 1: you talked to her at all since your day? No,
Speaker 1: I've been trying to text her, even called her a
Speaker 1: couple of times, just kind of see how she is
Speaker 1: because I just want to know about her well being. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you're okay with dating someone who may be a
Speaker 1: little emotional. Yeah, I mean it was my fault because
Speaker 1: I put her in that situation and if she wanted
Speaker 1: to go out again, I wouldn't take her to a
Speaker 1: place like that. So okay, yeah, less a big less
Speaker 1: and learned. All right, Well, we'll play a song and
Speaker 1: then come back and call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. Okay, all right, all right, hang up fucking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. What are some of the scariest
Speaker 1: things in life? Right? Sharks? Most likely? Most likely sharks,
Speaker 1: and then there's the corn maze. Right, Yeah, those are
Speaker 1: probably the two scariest things or worth The shark in
Speaker 1: a corn maze that would be horrible. Also, a great
Speaker 1: new movie that should come out. They had Shark Nado.
Speaker 1: Why out Shark in a corn Maze? Anybody called Sarah
Speaker 1: Michelle Geller about that one. I'm sure she's got a
Speaker 1: clear schedule for it, and I'm already frightened. We'll work
Speaker 1: on that after the second date update. But right now,
Speaker 1: Matthew is on the phone and he wants to call
Speaker 1: a girl named Sarah. That's what they did on their
Speaker 1: first date. They went out to a place that had
Speaker 1: a corn maze, and things got bad because they got
Speaker 1: lost in the corn maze. Eventually, she was crying because
Speaker 1: she just wanted to get out of there. They were
Speaker 1: finally found by the staff. They got out, they drove home,
Speaker 1: and he made a joke at the end of the
Speaker 1: evening about his GPS not working in his car. She
Speaker 1: didn't like that joke very much, and she hasn't talked
Speaker 1: to him since. So we're about to get her on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out if we can get Matthew
Speaker 1: a second date. You ready to go, Matthew? Yep? Okay,
Speaker 1: I just you know, hope she wasn't actually crying because
Speaker 1: she was scared she was going to be stuck with
Speaker 1: you forever. Out. Yeah, I'm just saying prepare for that.
Speaker 1: We've heard some not very nice kind things during these
Speaker 1: second date updates. Yeah. Like I said, I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure you know, everything's okay and she's not
Speaker 1: completely traumatized, and maybe we can, you know, do something
Speaker 1: else besides go to a corn maize. Okay, Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1: Well dollar phone numb right now here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: I to Sarah. Please, This is Sarah. How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: This is whol Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Jubel. No, that's my sister. My
Speaker 1: name is jew Bowl jew Bowl okay and Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning is a radio show. And we
Speaker 1: got an email about you from one of our listeners.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling you, m Okay, okay. We do
Speaker 1: a segment our show. It's called the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody and then end up not calling them back after
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone
Speaker 1: and ask what happened. And Matthew, the guy that you
Speaker 1: went out with to a corn maze recently, oh god,
Speaker 1: he emailed us because he says he's been trying to
Speaker 1: get a hold of you, but you're not calling him back. Well,
Speaker 1: that will be correct. No. Wait, is that reaction because
Speaker 1: of him or because of how terribly the date ended?
Speaker 1: I don't know it. All I can say is I
Speaker 1: don't know. It just wasn't a good experience, so I'll
Speaker 1: just leave it at that. I mean, I don't think
Speaker 1: he met for you guys to get stuck in the
Speaker 1: corn maze and for things to get that bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fuck you know. My mother has always told me that
Speaker 1: when you hold a man's hand, if you don't feel
Speaker 1: safe and secure, then he's not the one. When I
Speaker 1: held his hand, it was all sweaty and clammy and disgusting,
Speaker 1: and he just didn't act like a real man on
Speaker 1: the date, Like I don't understand how we're lost. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're lost. And I'm usually not that emotional, but I
Speaker 1: showed a lot of emotion. I'm crying, I'm upset, and
Speaker 1: he's just like sitting down on the ground with his
Speaker 1: legs up, not gonna move. I'm just gonna chill here
Speaker 1: until someone comes and get us. Like, who goes that?
Speaker 1: When he sat he sat down. He said that, like,
Speaker 1: this could have been a real life or death situation. Okay, last,
Speaker 1: let's slow it down. You're in a corn maze. It
Speaker 1: wasn't actually a life or death situation. Maybe not necessarily,
Speaker 1: but what if it was. You just sit down on
Speaker 1: the ground and throw your legs up in the air
Speaker 1: and like, oh, I don't know what to do. Well,
Speaker 1: I will say, I will say to his defense, if
Speaker 1: you're ever lost in the woods somewhere, you're told to
Speaker 1: stay put, like oftentimes going further is just going to
Speaker 1: get you into more trouble. Okay, listen, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: don't know your name, whatever, but this is not the
Speaker 1: wood hunt. It's simple corn made. It literally goes in circles.
Speaker 1: I mean, how much lost could we have gotten? And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, get out of my mind? And he's
Speaker 1: doing nothing, just like ha ha, cracking jokesol. I had
Speaker 1: this happened to me before? Well, guess what, It's never
Speaker 1: happened to me. So I would like to like, you know,
Speaker 1: I love my life, hello, you know, and I want
Speaker 1: to get out of here, Like now, wait, you were
Speaker 1: really honestly that scared. It's pitched black in a cornfield
Speaker 1: no light, no nothing. I didn't want to spend the
Speaker 1: night there, and he was just acting like, well, some
Speaker 1: want to find us, We'll be all right. What okay?
Speaker 1: So basically you don't think he's the type of man
Speaker 1: you want to be with because he wouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to take care of you in like a life or
Speaker 1: death or any kind of situation. Basically, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: what if it was a real disaster, like an earthquake
Speaker 1: or you know, we've had hurricanes and stuff. What are
Speaker 1: we gonna do just sit on the ground and chill, like, oh,
Speaker 1: we'll get sucked the way. But some want to find us.
Speaker 1: I just feel like that's a pretty una got in
Speaker 1: a fetal position and was like giving up hope or anything.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Oh sir, that's Matthew. He's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Apparently just started talking to you. Jesus, take the whole wheel. Really,
Speaker 1: I wasn't like I was just giving up. That wasn't
Speaker 1: the point. I wasn't trying to be this like whoosy guy.
Speaker 1: Well that's what it looked like to me, Matthew. And
Speaker 1: then on top of that, when we get in a car.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, yeah, my GPS is screwed up. I
Speaker 1: can't even get a home. What what's that? I was
Speaker 1: going for another joke, I mean another I think, and
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out you want to make another joke. We
Speaker 1: were at a corn made supposed to be fun, lighthearted,
Speaker 1: and and it just got so serious, and you were
Speaker 1: yelling at the top of your lungs like I was
Speaker 1: going to kill you or something. So my emotions aren't
Speaker 1: valid to you? Is that what you're saying. That's how
Speaker 1: you were acts. It was like I was your girlfriend
Speaker 1: and I was freaking out about something. You're just like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: it's just this, that's how. That's how. That's your answer.
Speaker 1: You know. I was trying to be calm and trying
Speaker 1: to calm you down. I mean what, I was supposed
Speaker 1: to freak out too, But no, you weren't supposed to
Speaker 1: freak out. You were supposed to validate my emotions and
Speaker 1: make me feel like I was face and securing you
Speaker 1: didn't do that. I was trying to get your mind
Speaker 1: off the situation, and I guess it just did not work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're I feel like you're not giving
Speaker 1: him enough chance, like you were over emotional. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but you were in a cornmaze. I understand you were scared,
Speaker 1: but to be screaming and crying at the top of
Speaker 1: your lungs and then blame him for your emotions seems unfair.
Speaker 1: I'm even emotional all over again just thinking about it,
Speaker 1: Like she doesn't know what my childhood was. Maybe I
Speaker 1: got stuck somewhere and he just made fun of I
Speaker 1: told you a situation from my childhood, and you didn't
Speaker 1: even care about that. I did care, Matthew. I was crying.
Speaker 1: You cared too much. Now you didn't care about it,
Speaker 1: But now she cared too much, Matthew, which one is it? Look,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but what I do know is that
Speaker 1: whenever they found us, they did take us the way
Speaker 1: I wanted to go. Oh oh, I wouldn't put it,
Speaker 1: and I told you so in that right now, Matthew,
Speaker 1: that's probably super smart. I'm just saying, if you would
Speaker 1: have trusted me, Sarah and let me be the man,
Speaker 1: I would have saved you and got you out of
Speaker 1: the situation like you wanted to. How So now you
Speaker 1: want me to trust you after you sat down on
Speaker 1: the ground, and threw your legs up and made jokes. Nasan,
Speaker 1: I'm not believing you, Sah. We just kept going in
Speaker 1: circles and circles and circles, and at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, it is a Cormez and children had done
Speaker 1: this Cormets and since we obviously couldn't figure it out,
Speaker 1: maybe we just should have gotten naked in the corn
Speaker 1: mais and done stuff that would have been what you wanted.
Speaker 1: At that point, you couldn't even get me, so, okay,
Speaker 1: come on, come on. Just you know, earlier when I
Speaker 1: talked to people at the radio station, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to go to a Cormez. But I think we should
Speaker 1: go back to the Cormes and to face our fears,
Speaker 1: show you that I can be a man and take
Speaker 1: control the situation. Okay, all right, Sarah, Hey, Sarah, would
Speaker 1: you like to go on a second date with Matthew.
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. You guys, go back to
Speaker 1: the corn maze. He can punch a seven year old
Speaker 1: in the face, so he's a man, and you can
Speaker 1: handle any kind of adversity. What do you think? So
Speaker 1: let me get this straight. He wants me to go
Speaker 1: back to the corn maze. The place where we had
Speaker 1: all of this disagreement at and try to no, no, no,
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, I don't think you guys are a
Speaker 1: very well fit couple. It'd kind of be like a cute,
Speaker 1: fun story the way we started out our relationship, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I don't think you guys went to a corn maze,
Speaker 1: you questioned his manhood. Back to the corn maze, you
Speaker 1: probably still would question it again after, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like it'd be a cute story, Sarah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I've done enough crying for the entire year already. Guys,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it again, thank you? All right?
Speaker 1: All right, well it's your loss. You're missing out on this,
Speaker 1: and if we thank it, you have my number. No,
Speaker 1: actually I don't. I'll blast and deleted you, all right, Sorry, Matthew,
Speaker 1: no second date. But I'm sure there's a woman out
Speaker 1: there who will hold you when you're scared, So don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. Yeah, at the very least, somebody who's
Speaker 1: not going to break out and go out lunatic crazy
Speaker 1: on me at the corn maze. I mean, that's the
Speaker 1: type of girl I'm looking for. Welcome luck, Homie, find
Speaker 1: her because I'm done block in the morning. The text
Speaker 1: in at seven eight, five nine two that says, See,
Speaker 1: that's why I don't go to corn mazes. It's ruined
Speaker 1: three of my relationships. Talking about today's second date update
Speaker 1: if you missed it, Matthew and Sarah spent their first
Speaker 1: date lost in a giant corn maze. Oh man, she
Speaker 1: didn't think that he handled the situation like a man.
Speaker 1: He was wondering why he wasn't getting a call back,
Speaker 1: and she thought he didn't handle like a man because
Speaker 1: instead of taking charge and finding a way out of
Speaker 1: the corn maze, he just sat on the ground and
Speaker 1: made jokes and waited for people to find them. Matthew
Speaker 1: said that he's only trying to take Sarah's mind off
Speaker 1: the situation with a little bit of humor. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: Sarah was completely turned off by his attitude and doesn't
Speaker 1: think that he could handle himself in stressful situations. Because
Speaker 1: of it, they decided not to go on a second date.
Speaker 1: I just feel like she's looking for like a super
Speaker 1: like pumped up testosterone dude that would like, oh, try
Speaker 1: to walk straight through it. I don't care. Remember if
Speaker 1: you want to do a second day update, all you
Speaker 1: have to do is email the show and we will
Speaker 1: call the person who didn't call you back, who the
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