Speaker 1: Look may oh, I see you my own look over
Speaker 1: there is that culture. Yes, goodness loves culture.
Speaker 2: Ding dong lost culture. He's just calling, oh my god,
Speaker 2: take two, Take two. So what people will never know
Speaker 2: is that this is some bts. We had to do
Speaker 2: it again. We had to take the intro again, but
Speaker 2: one had some adjustments to make.
Speaker 1: You keep me am the listeners honest, well, we were
Speaker 1: saying this is rarefied air.
Speaker 2: We're back on our talk shit on.
Speaker 1: Our text show, which is challenging me. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's because I had to buy a new podcast
Speaker 1: to Mike at an our Ghost, which is a British
Speaker 1: chain of I guess like electronic stores. It's like, gosh,
Speaker 1: it's a step below a best Buy, but it's above.
Speaker 2: I hate it already.
Speaker 1: Did I say I went into a best Buy recently?
Speaker 1: Wanted to give no all my love to best By
Speaker 1: because I have been public in the past about my
Speaker 1: coming of age at best Buy.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to mourn, you know, something still here some I
Speaker 1: don't want to mourn something that is like literally a
Speaker 1: corporate chain. Well, of course there's no sentimentality there.
Speaker 2: And I don't forget No, this is a human moment
Speaker 2: of you just remembering best Buy as it was. You're
Speaker 2: allowed to grieve.
Speaker 1: Best Buy was flop. Best BUYE was flopped in the
Speaker 1: last week that I went.
Speaker 2: What exactly happened? And let's keep the service out of it.
Speaker 2: Let's not say anyone did a bad job, but what
Speaker 2: was it at best Buy was not a service issue?
Speaker 1: And gause floor plan layout.
Speaker 2: Oh and I know this really gets to you, do
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's like, get in line, okay, sure, where where is?
Speaker 2: Where is that over there? Over there?
Speaker 1: I go to where the person points. I don't see
Speaker 1: any kind of stanchion or indicator that this is where
Speaker 1: the like you were at c you really care about
Speaker 1: this too.
Speaker 2: This is cue experience.
Speaker 1: This is all about sort of crowd control and efficiency
Speaker 1: in terms of like moving people. This is one of
Speaker 1: society's great challenges and puzzles that constantly sort of reinvents itself,
Speaker 1: and we have not caught up to the solution.
Speaker 2: So if we can't figure this out, we're going to
Speaker 2: need congestion pricing for walking around. And I don't think
Speaker 2: anyone wants that. We're gonna have to say you want
Speaker 2: to get in here to this best Buy sixty cents,
Speaker 2: sixty cents a cover. It's just it's congestion pricing. Bow
Speaker 2: we need less people in there, so sixty cents to
Speaker 2: get into the best Buy. You a tax would be
Speaker 2: a tax on foots, a tax on feet. Can you imagine, bo,
Speaker 2: my god, tyle of that attacks on feet, attack on feet?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you you're speaking of orienting yourself. That's
Speaker 2: really what this is about. You are trying to orient
Speaker 2: and I am literally in my new space orienting. So
Speaker 2: this is the first ever Lost Culture recording from my apartment.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. And I literally was looking around just now
Speaker 2: and I said, I can't wait for Bowen and I
Speaker 2: to join in hands here and be tactile an episode
Speaker 2: from here, my new home. How are you feeling?
Speaker 1: First of all, let's just say, Matt Rogers, what homeowner?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I joined my sister the congratulations.
Speaker 2: Honestly, yeah, thank you. It feels. It feels really nice,
Speaker 2: and it's in It's in an area I always if
Speaker 2: you told me in college, like, oh, you'll get an
Speaker 2: apartment there, I'd been like, fuck off, there's no way.
Speaker 2: So I'm like loving the area I'm in.
Speaker 1: Out of anybody, I know you are living the Carrie
Speaker 1: Bradshaw Serena Vanderwoodson fantasy like.
Speaker 2: You York girl, Honey, I listen, those are some big
Speaker 2: shoes to fill, Okay, So I don't take that lightly
Speaker 2: at all. Both my neighbors are vibes. Both my new
Speaker 2: vapors are like vapors I said, guys, fabors or little
Speaker 2: reefer in my new apartment. So I understand that's where
Speaker 2: we're at. Both my neighbors with an n uh huh
Speaker 2: vibe love. I love weapors, webers, my vibe. Neighbors my
Speaker 2: vabors something good, something rare, Okay, So the vibe is there,
Speaker 2: both straight but horny little vibes in their own way.
Speaker 2: And I am doing this ASMR style because I actually
Speaker 2: literally don't know if they can hear me clear as
Speaker 2: a bell or not. Bow. I swear to God so
Speaker 2: I will be on the conservative side in terms of
Speaker 2: how much I give vocally Okay, okay, to my right.
Speaker 2: My neighbor to my right like sixty years old, always
Speaker 2: walking around either shirtless or with a crisp white crew
Speaker 2: neck tee. So like like must be bleaching the shit
Speaker 2: out of when I would have and our twenty white
Speaker 2: teas in there. It's one other other uniform white curly hair.
Speaker 2: A vibe today, he says to me, I'm evan an
Speaker 2: amazing day. I worked out and I got a juice
Speaker 2: perfect day. And I'm like, sir, is this a portal
Speaker 2: into the future? You like him? To say I like
Speaker 2: him would be an understatement. Interested. So then to my
Speaker 2: left we have this other gentleman, much younger, young professional
Speaker 2: black hair. Is it too long, maybe, but he's wearing it,
Speaker 2: he's rocking it. I know he's a vibe because the
Speaker 2: other day Melissa came here to visit me, and she
Speaker 2: left the elevator and he's chatting her up. And that's
Speaker 2: when I say, Hi, I live here. Now, this is
Speaker 2: my friend Melissa. He's like, oh, we met. I have
Speaker 2: to come over and bring you a cup of sugar.
Speaker 2: I say, sir, get your cup, fill it to the
Speaker 2: brim with sugar, and get on over here. I'm interested.
Speaker 2: My neighbors are vapors there, vibey neighbors. How do you
Speaker 2: know straight? How do you know straight? I don't think
Speaker 2: my gaitar is good. I think my straight tar is perfect.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense? Yes?
Speaker 1: But sometimes it's horseshoe theory and that the radar it
Speaker 1: just loops, It just loops to gay. This could be
Speaker 1: the start of something, something rare.
Speaker 2: Wow, Oh my god, it's amazing that Lost Coach has
Speaker 2: a new single, something something rare?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 2: Just did I somehow write the song from the new
Speaker 2: Wicked for Good? Oh?
Speaker 1: Are you implying that you are working on the project,
Speaker 1: because it's possible.
Speaker 2: What if I heavily implicated that again and again and
Speaker 2: again for months, and then everyone found out it wasn't true,
Speaker 2: not even the thing. No one ever even asked me like,
Speaker 2: but but I was here, and I was like, there
Speaker 2: might be something coming with Wicked for Good, maybe a
Speaker 2: song that I wrote, and then it never happened. That
Speaker 2: would be something good, something rare. This is this is
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 1: Why can't the rumor mail ever work in our favor?
Speaker 2: How cool? I mean, it's never like, oh did you
Speaker 2: hear about Bowen Yang's oscar buzz for the new Like
Speaker 2: it's never.
Speaker 1: Like for overcompensating. He's up for an oscar by the way,
Speaker 1: with overcompensating.
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, that's so fun to see it take off
Speaker 2: like that. And also that was a really fun, good
Speaker 2: day vibes. It could not happen to a nicer, cooler, funnier,
Speaker 2: more giving person than Benito.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and shout out to Desiree Akavan, who directed our
Speaker 1: episode and many of the episodes. It was a fun,
Speaker 1: great day in Toronto, a city I love. Period.
Speaker 2: Oh see, that's where you go to sort of. Toronto
Speaker 2: is where you go to breathe again. Shall we to Toronto soon?
Speaker 2: It'll be the only place to breathe soon, my girl.
Speaker 1: Sorry to flaunt our real estate selves, but the only
Speaker 1: place I'm looking I'm not looking at vacation homes or
Speaker 1: beach homes or you know, Pieta tears anywhere else. I
Speaker 1: The next place I'm thinking about is somewhere in Ontario,
Speaker 1: because that is the safest place from sorry climate. And
Speaker 1: we have to bring it up on the podcast.
Speaker 2: In the words of Camille, Now we said it. Now
Speaker 2: we said it, and I say that with the most
Speaker 2: serious voice I've used on this podcast every Now we
Speaker 2: said it.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about Kyle, one of the few Kyle
Speaker 1: Richard's moments that I love. Such a fucking liar, Camille,
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something, Don't be disrespectful towards Kyle.
Speaker 2: And you've been you've been heavily sort of leaning on
Speaker 2: it with Kyle over the past few episodes. And just
Speaker 2: because we've had guests, I have ale to cock you
Speaker 2: because you know what, you're nasty towards Kyle and Kyle
Speaker 2: is me when I look in the mirror.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you better than Kyle? You're you're red na.
Speaker 2: I love you, Lord, I love you Lord, and I
Speaker 2: take that from you graciously. But let me just say something,
Speaker 2: but why the quarrel, Why this quarrel? Why quarrel? You Listen,
Speaker 2: Kyle might be going through a rough couple of seasons,
Speaker 2: but we there have been high highs with Kyle. We
Speaker 2: are all Kyle. And every word of that sentence is
Speaker 2: capitalized when you when you write it out later, it's
Speaker 2: actually real culture number six.
Speaker 1: We are Every word of that sentence is capitalized.
Speaker 2: Yes. And I'm just saying like, just because Kyle, you know,
Speaker 2: gets that mealy mouthed thing that you did the impression
Speaker 2: on the podcast and she Doug like when she's crying,
Speaker 2: it's come on, it's kind of iconic.
Speaker 1: She's so like such a little stamp.
Speaker 2: Boat.
Speaker 1: Oh shush, oh shush, so angry man, You are you
Speaker 1: are Wait, what were we talking about that we started this?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry Toronto climate change? Climate change? Oh yeah, climate change. Wait,
Speaker 1: so why is it the safest say, from earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes,
Speaker 1: like fires. Who says the maps says the map overlays
Speaker 1: on North America. The coasts are going to be like
Speaker 1: underwater the middle of the country, and you know a
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of fire hazard tornado risks in
Speaker 1: the middle of the country, earthquakes in the mountainous area.
Speaker 2: Is like Ontario is safe and it's safe. People. You're
Speaker 2: saying that neither the Republicans or the Democrats are gonna
Speaker 2: save us.
Speaker 1: Hopefully, hopefully one of them rises up by the name
Speaker 1: of to say Marderie Taylor Green. I love that girl,
Speaker 1: my girl, resident Green president green girl. Cut this out,
Speaker 1: cut this out, and cut that out.
Speaker 2: I would love if they were like Wow, in a
Speaker 2: shocking move, Lost Coach endorses Marjorie Taylor Green far ahead
Speaker 2: of the twenty twenty eight race. That is how dumb
Speaker 2: some of the like coverage has been out there, like
Speaker 2: it's what you do so like I'm watching so much
Speaker 2: of it right now because of the Biden book, Like
Speaker 2: I'm back up watching him the news again. No, man,
Speaker 2: it's a bad No. I'm just like it's just wild
Speaker 2: because well, the whole it's a rabbit hole. I don't
Speaker 2: really want to get into. But like some of the
Speaker 2: media coverage, I'm just like, wow, how can we watch
Speaker 2: anything now when then it wasn't truthful? Okay? Anyway, this
Speaker 2: this could be a.
Speaker 1: Word are you about to I don't think Sony Jake Tapper?
Speaker 2: It's not I don't think Sonny Jake Tapper because I
Speaker 2: think that probably what's in that I believe everything in
Speaker 2: that book. I believe everything in it, but it's just
Speaker 2: like laughable to me that it comes from him who
Speaker 2: was a part of being Like, that's ridiculous about it.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if he's taking accountability for that.
Speaker 2: Maybe he has, maybe he hasn't. It's just like when
Speaker 2: I hear it's coming from him, that's my immediate response
Speaker 2: is like really because the last I checked, it was
Speaker 2: no big deal how old he was for years? Coming
Speaker 2: from y'all. So it's just like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, I don't know, Hugh stuff, tough stuff?
Speaker 2: Are you is this about?
Speaker 1: Is this gonna be a weed forward summer for you,
Speaker 1: because I need to pick one thing and stick with it.
Speaker 1: I go on that long tie right about like you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's in interesting right.
Speaker 2: Like me about the media, Like I sound so fucking
Speaker 2: stupid and I'm just going no, no, and you just go.
Speaker 1: So it's gonna be a weeds forward summer for you.
Speaker 1: Huh No, you're right, it's so sad. I'm really ostrich
Speaker 1: mode over here, like head in the sand and like
Speaker 1: I don't know what else to do.
Speaker 2: What do you mean about like all of it?
Speaker 1: Talking to people at work, and this one writer I
Speaker 1: won't say his name, not that this is like a
Speaker 1: damning or anything, but he has this professor in college
Speaker 1: who like, up until very recently has been like everybody
Speaker 1: likes stop freaking out of her AI, Like it's not
Speaker 1: there's something about the human touch and the human sort
Speaker 1: of like layer on things that like humanity will like
Speaker 1: abide by and it's like we will seek out as
Speaker 1: a culture in a society. And then something something turned recently.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was, uh, But then this
Speaker 1: writer said that this professor is finally now like writing
Speaker 1: articles where he's like I get no joy from eating
Speaker 1: meals or talking to my children anymore because because we're dude,
Speaker 1: Jesus and your twos no, and we can't be having
Speaker 1: this conversation because you're stone.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we literally can. I have to tell you so.
Speaker 1: And I also don't know anything. I cannot substantiate any
Speaker 1: of what I'm saying with like actual with in depth knowledge.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just that I'm getting older or that this
Speaker 2: stuff is becoming so much more common now, like the
Speaker 2: quote unquote end of the world talk. It used to
Speaker 2: terrify me, the concept of like the apocalypse, like nuclear war,
Speaker 2: Like I remember when I was a kid. You ever
Speaker 2: have those like irrational fears when you're a kid, Like
Speaker 2: a lot of kids are obsessed with death my thing
Speaker 2: for a little bit of a time there, And I
Speaker 2: honestly think it was around like the Iraq War when
Speaker 2: they started to say weapons of mass destruction. I became
Speaker 2: so obsessed with that idea that I would actually be
Speaker 2: low grade depressed. Like now though maybe it's just like
Speaker 2: I said, getting older, it's just that the stuff is
Speaker 2: kind of like piecemeal or not piecemeal, but like very
Speaker 2: every day to talk about it doesn't bother me. I
Speaker 2: had my friend send me that book Nuclear War. Yeah, Chloe,
Speaker 2: my friend sends it to me, and I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: to send it to me, And now it's I got
Speaker 2: home one day, I looked down, I saw it the
Speaker 2: words nuclear war in my home, and I was kind
Speaker 2: of unfazed, and I was like, well, I've come a
Speaker 2: long way. This doesn't terrify me the thought of it anymore.
Speaker 2: Whether that's good or bad, I don't know, but like,
Speaker 2: I'm willing to engage in the idea, of course for
Speaker 2: some reason.
Speaker 1: But this is the thing. Being a prepper is a
Speaker 1: choice one hundred you know, I mean the right choice
Speaker 1: here's but yes, this is what I'm asking. Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what choice I'm gonna make or I am
Speaker 1: to have a go bag of any kind?
Speaker 2: No, me neither. And I think we know people that do.
Speaker 1: Yes, we do, We certainly do. And I think we
Speaker 1: should we start being those people. Should we be?
Speaker 2: We need to.
Speaker 1: We need to talk to your friend, to our friend Chloe.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, because we love her.
Speaker 2: Yeah. A vapor if I ever had one, if this
Speaker 2: person was my neighbor, it will be a vapor.
Speaker 1: It would be such a she is, such a vabor
Speaker 1: she is I love everything about Chloe.
Speaker 2: You no an icon, a walking icon, a walking icon.
Speaker 1: When I found out that she was a prepper, I went, well,
Speaker 1: now I should start taking this seriously. My version of
Speaker 1: prepping is getting a house in Ontario for my friends.
Speaker 2: You know, you always are being like, guys, let's get
Speaker 2: a house. I know, what's what's with that? Because someone
Speaker 2: has to be the person that's like, we're going on vacation.
Speaker 2: Somebody has to somebody has to be the person that's like, Ultimately,
Speaker 2: in a group of friends, you do need those people
Speaker 2: that are proactive. I've tried to become one over the
Speaker 2: past couple of years, partly because I don't want you
Speaker 2: soldiering all of it, because I noticed that you do do.
Speaker 1: A lot of kind to me. You are I try
Speaker 1: to be Wait, are you going to Fire Island this
Speaker 1: weekend or.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I fly back in Friday morning, and I
Speaker 1: might I have to like take a passport photo and
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna maybe catch the night.
Speaker 2: Ferry in and then leave Saturday night. Okay, let me
Speaker 2: know I'll be there. It's Friday night under our party.
Speaker 2: I should we should know this is Friday night. Is
Speaker 2: underwear party. It's just famously it's Saturday Night in the
Speaker 2: Fire Island film because that's what it needed to be.
Speaker 2: More the script, and that is what we call movie magic.
Speaker 2: And sometimes you need to make things a little different
Speaker 2: than you guys in real life. Okay. Also, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: gag you that wasn't even the real Ice Palace movie.
Speaker 1: Magic, movie magic. It was on a sound stage in Brownsville, Brooklyn. Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow. Period. Listen. Here's the thing too about us being
Speaker 2: around at Fire Island. You know what I'm having this summer?
Speaker 2: Say hi, summer, let's let's say hi. I'm interested. You know,
Speaker 2: this is the first time in like two years I'm
Speaker 2: not like depressed a fun summer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Matt, it never and I'm not saying that like
Speaker 1: your your moments of depression in the summer were nonsensical.
Speaker 1: I just to me, it never made sense that you
Speaker 1: hated summer so much. I understood it, but it didn't
Speaker 1: make sense.
Speaker 2: Does that? Does that? Does that? Does that make it? Yep?
Speaker 1: It's to quote our friend Celestim, I do it.
Speaker 2: I do believe what you were saying. I believe you're
Speaker 2: telling the truth, but I don't believe what you're saying saying, true,
Speaker 2: you No, I think I think that I was just
Speaker 2: like and I here's the thing, Like, when you're depressed,
Speaker 2: it's just no of course I know, for a reason
Speaker 2: to opt out of things. And so I just was, so,
Speaker 2: this is the first summer I've had in like two
Speaker 2: years where I'm not going to be depressed, and I'm
Speaker 2: very excited about it. And I can't believe it was
Speaker 2: like a year ago around now I was crying on
Speaker 2: this podcast by my social anxiety. I feel so turned
Speaker 2: around and happy, like I love excited to have a
Speaker 2: good summer. Let's have a good one.
Speaker 1: But also if it doesn't end up being a good
Speaker 1: one for whatever reason, if you have it's I'm.
Speaker 2: Not setting any bars. I'm just saying with my intention
Speaker 2: is to like have a fun this summer and not
Speaker 2: be you know, just not be a drag.
Speaker 1: No, And it's okay to be a drag. And if
Speaker 1: you're out there right now readers Katie's Kyle's Publicists finalists
Speaker 1: and you're a drag, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you are the drag, No, it's okay to
Speaker 2: go home.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: You don't need to like I feel like we were
Speaker 2: on one vacation in particular last summer and I hit
Speaker 2: a drag wall, and I wish I had just gone home. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I wish for everyone's sake, I had just gone home,
Speaker 2: and it wouldn't have been a thing of like, oh,
Speaker 2: he bailed on the vacation. But I just think, in
Speaker 2: thinking about everyone else's energy, like it's okay to sometimes
Speaker 2: to just take yourself out of stuff, or you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I love going home early on a
Speaker 2: vacation if you feel like you have to. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Speaking of fun summers, we kicked hours off in style.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, isn't it wonderful? What happened? They crowned
Speaker 2: us through the Princes of Celestial Park and we got
Speaker 2: to walk the blue carpet at the fucking opening of
Speaker 2: Epic Universe. I said, my eight year old self was
Speaker 2: dying gorgeous. I was so happy. I was so happy
Speaker 2: for both of us. I was so happy for you.
Speaker 1: I kept telling you, you made it like we're here,
Speaker 1: like you talked about this for so long.
Speaker 2: I am so happy the people that you and I
Speaker 2: got to bring perfect vibes, like it was just it
Speaker 2: was so great, like Universal Orlando, thank you for that.
Speaker 2: That was really the treated us so forgettable, and we
Speaker 2: did some fun content for them. We did this co
Speaker 2: stars now on YouTube. Yeah it's we rode the STARTUS
Speaker 2: Racers and they filmed this on the damn go Pro.
Speaker 2: We were so ill for the second time. Holy fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was tough. She's a little demon that start
Speaker 2: US Racers.
Speaker 1: Well it was so funny because we did Startist Racers
Speaker 1: and then some people in the group hadn't done Velosit
Speaker 1: Coaster at the North Campus at Yes.
Speaker 2: You love calling up the North Campus. I love it.
Speaker 1: I you know, I'm a company man. I used the
Speaker 1: corporate lingo. We go to North Campus and everyone was like,
Speaker 1: is this worse or better? Then? Is this more intense
Speaker 1: or less intense than start Users?
Speaker 2: This is less?
Speaker 1: And then I guess there was some room for debate
Speaker 1: on that because they were like, no, that was crazier
Speaker 1: than Startus. I was like, yes, I understand why it
Speaker 1: was crazier, but it's smoother not to ring, not to
Speaker 1: compare them against and to each other. But I feel
Speaker 1: like Startist is it tosses you in the craziest ways.
Speaker 1: Some of those barrel are there? Are they barrel spins? Like,
Speaker 1: how would you describe those?
Speaker 2: So there's a new element on the start US Racers.
Speaker 2: It's called the celest shield spin, which is a really
Speaker 2: coaster trick where like they essentially it's like a.
Speaker 1: Barrel roll around each other. So that was really pretty incredible.
Speaker 1: And also it's like probably two.
Speaker 2: Or three other inversions I don't know the exact version
Speaker 2: number on that coaster, but one of them, the green one,
Speaker 2: is known as being a little bit more intense, and
Speaker 2: the yellow one is like supposed to be like a
Speaker 2: step below it, but not even in terms of intensity.
Speaker 2: We did the green one twice to shoot this thing
Speaker 2: on the GoPro, and my vibe is I only need
Speaker 2: to do a ride once, really, unless I'm on a
Speaker 2: drama mean.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, unless you're on drama mean But this kind
Speaker 1: of I think helps make the case that waiting in line,
Speaker 1: waiting in the quy was a necessary part of the
Speaker 1: experience of the experience because we did it back to
Speaker 1: back and I was like, whoa, It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: it maybe wouldn't have been bad in between a couple
Speaker 1: of these things to have like fifteen to twenty minutes
Speaker 1: to just get a breather because just the g forces on.
Speaker 2: What are thirty four and thirty five year old bodies?
Speaker 2: You know, it was cuckoo. But then I will say
Speaker 2: took a drama. I mean for the next time we did.
Speaker 1: It was chuved okay, But overall roller coasters are not
Speaker 1: is not like DJing.
Speaker 2: You can't do B to B. You can't do back.
Speaker 1: To back, Babe, babe, you can that's.
Speaker 2: A royal of culture. That's a rural culture.
Speaker 1: Number seventy seven coaster like d not like DJ or
Speaker 1: not like DJing. You can't do to be back to back.
Speaker 2: You can't do B and B. Wait, but I will
Speaker 2: say this. I here's what I'm ready to say. Velosco Coaster.
Speaker 2: The reason why it felt less intent is because it's
Speaker 2: so it's like got like it picks up energy as
Speaker 2: it goes.
Speaker 1: Veloster is the best roller coaster I've ever done, from
Speaker 1: the theming to like the way that the elements seemed
Speaker 1: to increase and excitement and surprise factor, the fact that
Speaker 1: the last element on the Veloco coaster is that insane,
Speaker 1: like it's like it's like a barrel roll over the lake.
Speaker 2: It's like a it's crazy it's such a quick, little
Speaker 2: wrench of a turn. It's like whoop. It only has
Speaker 2: a lap bar too, so you're like really bucking. And
Speaker 2: that is the best roller coaster I've ever done. For sure,
Speaker 2: Startus Racers is great because it's duels and it's you know,
Speaker 2: it's really it's wild, it's quick, you're whipping. But for me,
Speaker 2: Velasta Coaster remains untouched. I love all coasters equally. You
Speaker 2: aren an equal opportunist. Yes, Crystal, the werewolf that tore
Speaker 2: us up.
Speaker 1: I love Curse of the Werewolf. Oh my god, we
Speaker 1: loved that. I just love Dark Universe in general.
Speaker 2: We love it's our home's that's we feel really at
Speaker 2: home there. The monster's unchanged. So we've officially this is
Speaker 2: the first time we can tell everyone exactly about doctor
Speaker 2: Victoria Frankenstein and what her deal is, because now we've
Speaker 2: seen it with our own eyes, like we now have
Speaker 2: met her, we understand her. She is about her legacy.
Speaker 1: M bowen Yang let out a cackle so loud after
Speaker 1: she delivered the last line of the ride.
Speaker 2: It was so funny.
Speaker 1: I'll butcher the line, but it was like the Frankenstein
Speaker 1: name is preserved.
Speaker 2: It they will to the name Frankenstein, and Bowen just
Speaker 2: lets out a huge cackle and Celestiung goes, it's about legacy.
Speaker 1: Well, Celesti goes, it's really interesting that this is a
Speaker 1: ride where the stakes are my family.
Speaker 2: It's so good you get there, okay, so you get
Speaker 2: to the fucking Frankenstein manor it's a gag. Everything that
Speaker 2: there's like light, it's so good. And then all the
Speaker 2: feving is so good. You walk through like she's got
Speaker 2: like all the monster pieces, like she's got like Frankenstein's
Speaker 2: torso it's like on display it's of old, but it's
Speaker 2: like they've got this like modern touches throughout to show
Speaker 2: she's like a scientist.
Speaker 1: Now, and she's like, but she's a scientist, while also
Speaker 1: giving like van helsing but cunt.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, you've never seen literally. Bowen turns to
Speaker 2: me and goes, Evangeline Lily, and I was like one hundred.
Speaker 1: Per Evangeline Lily. If she believed in science.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Yes, exactly, Okay, if
Speaker 2: only she would be so powerful, if only.
Speaker 1: If you took the shot, if you took the backstage
Speaker 1: you take them the shot.
Speaker 2: Kate Beck and Sale two kind of down, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. So you you're walking through and like
Speaker 2: it's like, okay, so she has captured a lot of
Speaker 2: the monsters, and her whole thing is I'm going to
Speaker 2: show them off. And because I hear people talking shit,
Speaker 2: like it's a lot of that. Like in the pre show,
Speaker 2: she's like, let me tell you something. I hear people
Speaker 2: talking shit, and like you need to understand, like this
Speaker 2: is the game that I run monster catching and I'm
Speaker 2: about to really gag you because i have Dracula like
Speaker 2: locked up and I'm gonna show him off.
Speaker 1: He's in my little hovering prison, in my little like however,
Speaker 1: she like captures these monster she has them in this
Speaker 1: like Vitruvian man hold with electricity. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, basically it's like it's sort of an electrical prison
Speaker 2: for monsters or a zoo or something, and you're you're
Speaker 2: gonna go through it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so pretty much right away you realize Dracula is
Speaker 1: that girl.
Speaker 2: Like ultimately it's not gonna work. Doctor, And I put
Speaker 2: that in quotes Victoria. I'd love to know what her
Speaker 2: doctorate is in. I'd love to see that accreditation. I
Speaker 2: think she had a doctorate in dramatic writing, bo dramatic writing.
Speaker 1: I think she had a doctorate in foolishness and foolishness.
Speaker 2: You're anti votil. I think she certainly exposed us to
Speaker 2: something that could kill us again and again. Oh you're right.
Speaker 2: You're still thinking, Oh, at least they're locked up. This
Speaker 2: woman knows what she's doing. She's a doctor. You get
Speaker 2: in That is not the case. It's actually quite the opposite.
Speaker 2: You're exposed to demons, monsters and more.
Speaker 1: Two wolf men, the wolfman and the were wolf, which
Speaker 1: are different, by the way.
Speaker 2: So different it's not even funny.
Speaker 1: Look it up. Look it up. But you know who's
Speaker 1: helping her? Who I think is there? So he's sort
Speaker 1: of You will go in there thinking, oh, this is
Speaker 1: just her sidekick whenever he ends up factoring and huge,
Speaker 1: because you know, no, I love him of him and
Speaker 1: will appreciate him for what he does himself out there,
Speaker 1: which could not have been easy. Also, if Frankenstein's monster
Speaker 1: walked into the club with his height and his proportions,
Speaker 1: some of y'all would drop trow.
Speaker 2: Including me. You just have to be very extroverted with him,
Speaker 2: like you if you have to shoot your ship and
Speaker 2: follow up because it's you know, he's got limitations socially.
Speaker 1: We talked to him and Brida Frankenstein outside the park
Speaker 1: and I, I know what, I realized, the original.
Speaker 2: Himbo one hundred percent, Frankenstein's monster was the original Himbo.
Speaker 2: That's real culture number forty nine, Frankenstein's Frankstein's o hinneal Himbo.
Speaker 2: What do you think of her the bride? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: can't get a read. I think she's iconic. Well, I mean,
Speaker 2: she's definitely a star.
Speaker 1: There's there's some little like TikTok thing that I don't
Speaker 1: quite have memorized. But it's like, you know, girlfriend, pretty
Speaker 1: girlfriend who has like it's but it's like these kids
Speaker 1: who go to like universities in the South or something.
Speaker 1: It's like the pretty girl who does all the talking
Speaker 1: and then like the quiet boyfriend.
Speaker 2: It's very it's giving that. Yeah. Yeah, and like I.
Speaker 1: Think she's the she's the chatty when she's she does
Speaker 1: a lot of the pr and the communication for them
Speaker 1: as a couple. Yeah, certainly I find her to be
Speaker 1: very controlling. I guess that's all I'm saying. Look, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe she knows him better than me. She knows what
Speaker 1: he needs. Would you rather Brida Frankenstein or Victoria Frankenstein.
Speaker 1: Not that you have to choose us, but you are
Speaker 1: in this scenario and making you choose gone to your head.
Speaker 2: Like Victoria Frankenstein is so in her own thing. She
Speaker 2: speaks for her. I don't think. First of all, I
Speaker 2: don't think she has a partner. I don't think it
Speaker 2: would work. I think a lot of guys and say nothing, because,
Speaker 2: like I said, I have issues with the fact that
Speaker 2: she exposed us to such danger in the Monster Castle.
Speaker 2: But I would say a lot of men are probably
Speaker 2: very threatened by her because you know what I mean
Speaker 2: her last name Frankenstein. I mean she's a doctor. She's uncompromising,
Speaker 2: she's very committed to what she does. She looks like that.
Speaker 2: I don't think men would be strong enough. I don't
Speaker 2: think there's any a single man, straight man that's secure
Speaker 2: enough to date doctor Vittoria Frankenstein. I just don't.
Speaker 1: Well, I think there's something really incredible about doctor Victoria
Speaker 1: Frankenstein in the way that she is like, shall we say,
Speaker 1: like rendered in this world, which is you can imagine
Speaker 1: that she grew up having to apologize for being alive
Speaker 1: because everyone's like Nepo baby, Neppo baby, Nippo baby. But
Speaker 1: she is literally she has turned that sort of thing
Speaker 1: that animus from society into I'm gonna do something and
Speaker 1: make sure that the Frankenstein name is preserved. And that
Speaker 1: actually is pretty incredible if you think about it, because
Speaker 1: it's like, well, is nepotism a bad thing when it
Speaker 1: comes to like family honor when you have to uphold
Speaker 1: this name and this name that is bastardized by culture
Speaker 1: for all these years, everyone's oh frank it's Frankenstein's monster,
Speaker 1: it's doctor Frankenstein. No one knows what the name even
Speaker 1: means anymore.
Speaker 2: It has completely lost its meaning. And also, I think
Speaker 2: you're giving people too much credit because I think there
Speaker 2: are many more people than we even want to admit
Speaker 2: that are out here pointing to the gentleman with the
Speaker 2: bolts in his neck and the flat head and they're pointing,
Speaker 2: and you know what they're saying.
Speaker 1: That's Frankenstein, no right, and they are wrong.
Speaker 2: And that is why doctor Vittoria Frankansline gets a lot
Speaker 2: of license from me. Yes, because it's not even just
Speaker 2: a bastardization. It's a complete ignorance. It is a complete
Speaker 2: ignorance in society today. And I think that that's why
Speaker 2: she gets a lot of credit for me for trying,
Speaker 2: because you know what, she's actually also an elder millennial icon. Yes,
Speaker 2: and she said, I will be caught trying hard. Doctor
Speaker 2: Vittoria Frankenstein has worked hard and you can see the work.
Speaker 2: You can hear her sweat. She actually can't control the
Speaker 2: volume of her voice. Have you noticed, all right?
Speaker 1: Yes, she's always yelling, shouting, shouting, which we love, shaw.
Speaker 2: A tension, really serious stuff.
Speaker 1: You know. I just rewatched the movie Run Lola, Run
Speaker 1: m because of reasons, and I realize that she's a
Speaker 1: character who shouts and screams, and it's a power she has.
Speaker 1: And I realized screaming is the biggest, most clearest proof
Speaker 1: that someone is alive.
Speaker 2: Whoa that you're making.
Speaker 1: Noise, that you have vitality, that you can produce a
Speaker 1: sound loud like that, that you and I love screaming.
Speaker 2: This is way.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, they're screaming, it doesn't matter. Oh
Speaker 1: that person shouts too much in their performance. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's not a bad thing. Shouting is proof that you
Speaker 1: were alive when you scream, what you say is remember me,
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here.
Speaker 2: Remember my sound. When you scream, you're saying, remember my sound.
Speaker 2: That's actually real culture number fifty.
Speaker 1: When you scream, you're actually saying remember my sound.
Speaker 2: That actually is title of app remember my sound.
Speaker 1: This is a very interesting culture cutter because the vibes
Speaker 1: are you are being top form stoned icon. I am
Speaker 1: being also classic tired as buck jet lagged boeen can barely.
Speaker 2: One was f thinking about No, I was tired, jet
Speaker 2: lagged or more. You brought that up. I wasn't thinking
Speaker 2: of you as tired. I was thinking of it was
Speaker 2: incredibly vivid.
Speaker 1: I'm owning it. I'm not saying I'm not insecure about
Speaker 1: Oh can people tell that I'm tired. I'm saying this
Speaker 1: is the class Matt and bow and vibe in a
Speaker 1: lot of ways. You don't seem tired to me for
Speaker 1: some reason. Didn't have the scaries or anything except that
Speaker 1: it was Sunday. But it's a long weekend anyway in
Speaker 1: the UK. I've had a free day. Couldn't fall asleep.
Speaker 1: What fellacy? Finally at seven am? Woll how to get
Speaker 1: up at ten am to transfer hotels? No, So I'm
Speaker 1: like I'm on no sleep and so that's why do
Speaker 1: you think that is happening? And can you put the
Speaker 1: phone away?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's probably that I need a zan
Speaker 1: Ex prescription.
Speaker 2: Period. Girl. Let me tell you something last night I
Speaker 2: took half a drama meme out out tied a little
Speaker 2: bit left over from the theme park. I'm telling you
Speaker 2: drama mean was everything? Wait? Can we just say what
Speaker 2: happens to Victoria ultimately? Is she? Actually? I'm sorry, so Frankens'
Speaker 2: monster ends up? Like but this is a spoiler, I guess,
Speaker 2: But I don't know if you thought you'd leave the ride.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, oh, well maybe on this one you
Speaker 2: would think that Dracula one, but he doesn't.
Speaker 1: But Dracula has a very interesting journey in this and
Speaker 1: I actually think Dracula is kind of the most fascinating
Speaker 1: figure in this whole story in a lot of ways.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what I would love to explore more
Speaker 2: are the brides of Dracus. I was interested. That's a
Speaker 2: really good section of the ride is when they get
Speaker 2: to sort of s say this but sligh. Yeah they
Speaker 2: really do slay.
Speaker 1: And but it makes you think that Dracula is serial monogamist,
Speaker 1: and that is maybe his biggest personality trait that we're
Speaker 1: not talking about.
Speaker 2: As a culture.
Speaker 1: This ride is really peeling back the layers of who
Speaker 1: these monsters quote unquote and these scientists are in real life,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. We haven't been exposed to
Speaker 1: them as a culture in a long time, and I'm
Speaker 1: really excited that we had the opportunity again.
Speaker 2: Can I also say, in an actual real way, these
Speaker 2: animatronics on that ride, Oh, I have never seen anything
Speaker 2: like it, and I'm including all of them, like at Disney,
Speaker 2: at whatever, like the animatronics in the Monster's Unchained ride
Speaker 2: at Epic Universe are the best I've ever seen, bar
Speaker 2: no one, bar none, period. Well, and that's just Dark Universe,
Speaker 2: that's just our universe. Can we just say when on
Speaker 2: the Battle of the Ministry, I heard it's had a
Speaker 2: five hour wait, guys, it is really good. It is
Speaker 2: not worth a five hour wait wait wait till later
Speaker 2: in the year. We went on it a couple of
Speaker 2: times seamless. Then the third time we went we went
Speaker 2: on it. This is who was in the cart, Jessica
Speaker 2: Alba and her lovely stunning hair and makeup team, stunning
Speaker 2: the hair and makeup team, and the ride broke the
Speaker 2: fuck down almost immediately and the rest of it went.
Speaker 2: We were moving in motion without any of the with
Speaker 2: no sound, with no sound, it was the funniest thing
Speaker 2: I've ever experienced.
Speaker 1: Just like next to Jessica Alba, like while the ride
Speaker 1: goes out of control, we're cackling.
Speaker 2: We got out.
Speaker 1: That was fun guy to see you later. It was
Speaker 1: just I will never forget. I've never been happier that
Speaker 1: a ride broke down. Oh that we literally I was
Speaker 1: telling the story later and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, that was so funny. That was awesome. The Dark
Speaker 2: Angel herself does a gotten.
Speaker 1: The Dark Angel herself the maker of the best bubble
Speaker 1: bath ever produced in history. I'm saying, honest, bubble bath.
Speaker 1: Everyone by it now. Now, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: That was the kind of thing you were getting at
Speaker 2: the grand opening, where like everywhere your turn, you're like,
Speaker 2: oh they're here. You know who? Fine?
Speaker 1: You know, Like it hit me today that she was there,
Speaker 1: was Jojo Siwa and like we didn't really operately process that, but.
Speaker 2: When but when I almost stopped us, I almost during
Speaker 2: the red we were on the red carpet, the blue
Speaker 2: carpet rather getting interviewed. And then I turn around and
Speaker 2: I see Jojo Siwa right in our line of sight,
Speaker 2: and a little bit inside me, I was like, I
Speaker 2: have to stop everything until but when that's Jojo Siwa.
Speaker 2: But of course you saw. I knew, and why didn't
Speaker 2: we say anything? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Literally came on trouble today. I was nerve. I'm like,
Speaker 1: she's a fucking icon.
Speaker 2: I'm intimidated by Jojo. I am you know who else
Speaker 2: was there? We were two guys just say hi was
Speaker 2: Gerdy from Miami? I know, stunning. Do you see what
Speaker 2: I'm saying?
Speaker 1: This is how I am with housewives, Like there's something
Speaker 1: about them that really gets me shaking in my boots.
Speaker 2: No, but bo then part of me was like, we
Speaker 2: should have gone over to her because she's one of
Speaker 2: the queens of Florida. It was us. I know, you
Speaker 2: have to remember we were princes of Celestial Park, like
Speaker 2: it's our job to hope she's the queen of Florida.
Speaker 2: Like that was a big moment, and I feel like
Speaker 2: we didn't do the right thing by going up to
Speaker 2: Gerdy and being like, Gerty, you're a legend because and
Speaker 2: you look amazing. Yeah, she did look amazing. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And Russell is that her husban's name? Yes, of course
Speaker 1: he was there. What a lovely family, what a lovely
Speaker 1: couple there. And I just feel like that was that
Speaker 1: was a mistake.
Speaker 2: Andy was there.
Speaker 1: Andy was It's so funny to just be like, oh hey,
Speaker 1: there's Andy.
Speaker 2: Hilarious. That was one of my favorite nights ever. Like,
Speaker 2: and then they did the fireworks and the drone thing
Speaker 2: that was unbelievable, like that was it was such a funday.
Speaker 2: Nintendo World in Epic Universe is so overwhelming, like it's joyful.
Speaker 2: We took my sister and she was like on the
Speaker 2: Virgin chair, she was like, wow, it's really it brings
Speaker 2: right back.
Speaker 1: It's so cool. They crushed, they crushed, and it was
Speaker 1: so cool seeing the Nintendo people there. Shaheerimamoto and Doug Bowser,
Speaker 1: iconic legend CEO of Nintendo America. His name is literally
Speaker 1: Doug Bowser, no relation, no relation to King Koopa, but
Speaker 1: is just kind of walking around in Isle of Burke,
Speaker 1: enjoying the meatballs, writing on hiccups, wing gliders. Wait can
Speaker 1: you talk on that ride? Because that was really sort
Speaker 1: of magical huh. I loved Hiccups wing gliders so much.
Speaker 1: You have spoiler alert, you see you see. I think
Speaker 1: their names are little gronkles. The little dragons kind of
Speaker 1: pop out and they're the cutest little creatures you've ever.
Speaker 1: It's just darling, and I don't I don't use that
Speaker 1: word too much, but that's the only word that comes
Speaker 1: to mind when I when I think about Isle of Burke, darling.
Speaker 2: It's just darling. It really was just darling. And we
Speaker 2: tried the meatballs, pretty good meatballs. I also had a
Speaker 2: good burger from the meteor astropub.
Speaker 1: Can I say something? You can say all the things
Speaker 1: in my own life. This is meat loaf summer for Bella.
Speaker 1: I'm making meat loafs this season.
Speaker 2: Can I Can I have a piece?
Speaker 1: Yes, you can have a piece. You're coming over. I
Speaker 1: have a new deck. I'm going to learn how to grill. Wow,
Speaker 1: this is a new life.
Speaker 2: You've always been good at the grill, though, I mean,
Speaker 2: like Jared, Jared is the girl master.
Speaker 1: Jared is the girl Master. No, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't really know my way around the girl and that's
Speaker 1: that's sort of my final boss.
Speaker 2: With cocaine. You got last night, Melissa made us turkey burgers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I maybe there's something here. Maybe there's something here with
Speaker 2: turkey burgers. I could actually I could get into that.
Speaker 2: Can I say something another thing? Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Get all this stuff about, like, oh, lean meat is dry, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fine.
Speaker 2: One of the moistest things that I've ever eaten last night,
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, like, I don't mind it when
Speaker 1: a chicken breast is like a little overcooked, and like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this just means I can dip it in a sauce.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, Like, I don't want to call
Speaker 2: this person out, but I will. Jared doesn't like condiments.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like any sauce.
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 2: Does anyone out there identify as someone doesn't like condiments
Speaker 2: at all, sauce of any kind.
Speaker 1: The concentric circle out of that is that you don't
Speaker 1: like seasoning at all, which is it says, and they're wrong.
Speaker 1: It's an expression, like it is an expression, put your
Speaker 1: sauce on it.
Speaker 2: Condiments are an expression. It's actually a little culture number
Speaker 2: seventy four. Condiments are an expression. Oh and you can
Speaker 2: get so creative with it. Condiments are creations, condoments are Christians.
Speaker 2: Dressings are fabulous. By the way, I did want to
Speaker 2: unveil my new drag name, tell us beautiful dress, Oh,
Speaker 2: because you want like imagine coming around the corner and
Speaker 2: then says, is beautiful dress? Hi, beautiful, Well beautiful was
Speaker 2: saying that you didn't really rest of the challenge in the.
Speaker 1: In the main today, Well beautiful was wrong about that, Beautiful.
Speaker 2: I think beautiful needs to mind her own beautiful business.
Speaker 2: What is the most beautiful dress ever? The most beautiful
Speaker 2: dress ever was, of course Cinderella's dress.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that too, and I'm dead ass
Speaker 1: it was the most beautiful dress.
Speaker 2: Let's just get thing one thing straight. You go, anyone
Speaker 2: that ever hits a red carpet is trying to do
Speaker 2: what Cinderella did at the ball. If you are in
Speaker 2: a modern fashion and you do anything where you show
Speaker 2: up to a place and hope to gag someone with
Speaker 2: what you're wearing, you are trying to do what Cinderella
Speaker 2: first did. And that is period.
Speaker 1: But the tragic thing is that Cinderella never walked the carpet.
Speaker 1: She just kind of shows up at the ball.
Speaker 2: You know. It's like the people that first created fire
Speaker 2: never got to see the fireworks display at Epic Universe.
Speaker 1: But they should rest knowing that they triumph. They should
Speaker 1: rest knowing that they try, that they triumphed.
Speaker 2: I hope that's how they rest, knowing that they trying it,
Speaker 2: they triumphed. I think I swear to God he rests
Speaker 2: knowing he triumph. I'm not kidding. Write that down and
Speaker 2: put that on my tombstone. And you are in charge
Speaker 2: because I do diverse. I've seen the future. Stop. No,
Speaker 2: we're not doing that. We're not doing it because it's
Speaker 2: too sad to get into the way I die. I've
Speaker 2: seen it, I've seen the future. You stand by watching
Speaker 2: spoiler alert. You do nothing. You're hapless.
Speaker 1: I hate this. I'm so upset right now.
Speaker 2: It's because we're standing on a roof and I and
Speaker 2: I fall off the roof and you stand hapless. Why
Speaker 2: are we on the roof? Why?
Speaker 1: I don't know if we get, if we get, if
Speaker 1: we get invited into a roof party in the future.
Speaker 2: No, that's mighty where it happened.
Speaker 1: Then I'm never going on a roof.
Speaker 2: You can't allow me to go on the roof.
Speaker 1: Bo When you say hapless, do you mean helpless or
Speaker 1: do you mean hapless as it like lucky?
Speaker 2: You're both You haplessly watched me fall through if it
Speaker 2: wasn't so lucky for you that you were there to watch.
Speaker 1: And I'm also helpless, like I can't help you were happless,
Speaker 1: helpless and more.
Speaker 2: I don't like that at all. Man can do something.
Speaker 2: I can't see the future. I was doing a sort
Speaker 2: of bit things out of hand, you know what. Sometimes
Speaker 2: I think you do bits, sometimes things get a little crazy.
Speaker 2: Can I say one of the reasons why I missed
Speaker 2: recording virtually is because we're using the cans, and I
Speaker 2: love knowing the effect you can give when you when
Speaker 2: you wear the cans, Like I don't know, I love
Speaker 2: it. It's better explain this podcast performance because you can see
Speaker 2: a lot your voice can do. You can sort of
Speaker 2: you know, be a little ASMR go down, you can
Speaker 2: you can do so much with the cans. I do
Speaker 2: think that wearing cans is like a podcast thing. And
Speaker 2: when we when we have guests and we don't wear
Speaker 2: the cans, I'm always like, is it I see?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you need to go on British radio
Speaker 1: because they love the cans.
Speaker 2: I need to go on British radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you love saying cans. Are you still saying modus operandi?
Speaker 2: I'm a little in my head about it now, that's
Speaker 2: for sure. No oh no, I know, I feel like, well,
Speaker 2: I feel like we're like it's modus operanda And I
Speaker 2: was like, I've never heard it like that. That was
Speaker 2: Birbiglia being Birbiglia. It was him being superior. Okay, yes,
Speaker 2: he was acting very superior in the moment. So what
Speaker 2: else did we talk about? I saw Hugh Jackman perform
Speaker 2: at Radio City. Oh my god, yes, yes, absolutely electric show.
Speaker 2: But the highlight was when he brought out this woman.
Speaker 2: Her name was Burgundy Williams and she sang because I
Speaker 2: saw that Never Enough from the Greatest Showman was on
Speaker 2: the set list, and I was like, is you gonna
Speaker 2: give never Enough? Is that how deep in it we are?
Speaker 2: Is miss already here? She was not? So basically like
Speaker 2: Burgundy Williams, and Burgundy Williams came in and slayed Never
Speaker 2: Enough and that got me to of course search her
Speaker 2: name in the YouTube search bar. So then I'm watching
Speaker 2: a little bit of Burgundy Williams X Factor UK performances.
Speaker 2: I find out that's where she's from. I'm watching one
Speaker 2: performance of Aretha Franklin's song Respect well known? Did they
Speaker 2: remind you of? He knows that everyone loves it? Not
Speaker 2: only was everyone loving it and knowing it so much.
Speaker 2: They cut to Simon Cowell, who's a judge still to
Speaker 2: this day, my girl has her arms up over her
Speaker 2: head dancing. Simon said, does Simon dance now? He never
Speaker 2: would have danced in the Simon Cowell dancing with his
Speaker 2: hands above his head. He changed their Franklin's respect. I
Speaker 2: was like, don't tell me that people can't change and
Speaker 2: then we can't have growth. No, And I wasn't sure
Speaker 2: how I felt about it, because I'm like, should Simon
Speaker 2: be dancing hands up in the air sometimes? But but
Speaker 2: he was. I was like, now I have to process
Speaker 2: how I feel about this.
Speaker 1: There's a Christmas Carol story in that, Oh, Simon Cowell
Speaker 1: was Scrooge, but he was visited by by ghosts.
Speaker 2: You know. I think the ghost that visited him was
Speaker 2: the American Idol contestants that he was shitty to. Yes,
Speaker 2: I think William Hung was definitely one of the ghosts
Speaker 2: of American Idol.
Speaker 1: Past alive and well, as far as we know, they're
Speaker 1: just specters. They're just like they're just like conceptual. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: these are conceptual ghosts, right Like I think that Jennifer
Speaker 1: Hudson is probably one of his conceptual ghosts because I
Speaker 1: don't think he did enough right, right, He didn't do
Speaker 1: enough to save her.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You know that Simon cow said something
Speaker 2: crazy about Beyonce when she first was going solo. He
Speaker 2: said like, she's not talented and not attractive. Literally, he's
Speaker 2: on record saying those things something to that degree.
Speaker 1: There's that Times review of Dangerously in Love where they're like,
Speaker 1: she's no Ah shanty, like, it's so funny the people
Speaker 1: who are eating such crow right now, it's well, how
Speaker 1: is now?
Speaker 2: Boy Carter Tour, I want to say, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: So you and I are going together. So we're going
Speaker 2: to be in France next month and for a few
Speaker 2: days in can and then we're going to Paris because
Speaker 2: Matt Whitaker and Tom and I were going to to
Speaker 2: be there seeing her in Paris, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, let's just go where it's kids. But
Speaker 2: we're gonna go. But I couldn't help myself and went
Speaker 2: on Thursday at MetLife. Can I say, not so crazy
Speaker 2: getting in and out of Met Life this time? What
Speaker 2: a relief? Not so crazy? And it also was cold
Speaker 2: and raining a little bit. Yeah, so I dressed for
Speaker 2: comfort and functionality and not cowboy Carter fashion right the
Speaker 2: way I will.
Speaker 1: And oh I'm dressing for cowboy Carter fashion in Paris.
Speaker 2: I might even wear a little something that you gave me. Hmm.
Speaker 2: But the show was phenomenal. I'm so happy I dressed
Speaker 2: to be warm because we could, like, you know, not
Speaker 2: even think about it because and she just is getting better.
Speaker 2: She's literally getting better. There's no one that's ever looked
Speaker 2: hotter ever in anyone's life. Then Beyonce doing this tour.
Speaker 2: Her voice is unreal. And what I loved about this
Speaker 2: tour too is she threw she throws it. Well, no
Speaker 2: spoiler on set list if you don't want them, but
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dive in here. You hear irreplaceable, You hear
Speaker 2: if I were a boy. You hear single ladies by
Speaker 2: the end, like she also gives Renaissance a section and yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean like it's a two hour, forty five minute
Speaker 2: show that it feels like it could keep going.
Speaker 1: I love that. It's how I feel about errors. To her,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh why I could? I could use more.
Speaker 2: I am so anticipating this Lord era.
Speaker 1: Mm because I've been saying we're so bad.
Speaker 2: I love what was that.
Speaker 1: I am watching her in interviews now and I'm seeing
Speaker 1: the NB jump out and I get what she's saying
Speaker 1: when she's like, I don't really know if I should
Speaker 1: call myself non binary right now, non binary right now,
Speaker 1: but they're but just the way that she is, just
Speaker 1: like even posing and just carrying herself, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: very powerful and connected. Yeah, the center of gravity is
Speaker 1: different in a way. It is fascinating to me, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm interested to see where this goes next.
Speaker 1: I love the Lord obviously love Lord.
Speaker 2: Love that.
Speaker 1: One of our inspirations for this album was, uh, Julio
Speaker 1: Torres loving the color clear.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that's the best, the best. And I,
Speaker 2: by the way, I'm I'm really in love with green
Speaker 2: Light because I saw John Proctor as the villain on
Speaker 2: and Oh You're gonna fucking love it, and green Light
Speaker 2: by Lord factors in in a big way and I
Speaker 2: was just like, this is one of the best songs
Speaker 2: of the past.
Speaker 1: You know got twenty seventeen?
Speaker 2: Was that? Was that melodrama? Eight years ago? What was? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know who hosted that? She did it on SNL
Speaker 2: and I watched the performance again. It was such a
Speaker 2: good performance on SNL and then Scarland hosted that one.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I remember when that album came out. It
Speaker 1: was a fire Island summer. We were just all we
Speaker 1: did was just play Melodrama and it love twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, we've been going a while. It's perfect. Green
Speaker 2: Light is one of the best.
Speaker 1: I want to say, can I'm I'm kind of like
Speaker 1: excited at some of the movies I don't really like.
Speaker 1: I think it's probably too early to like cherry pick anything.
Speaker 1: But we're you gonna say, I mean, it's Jennifer Lawrence's year.
Speaker 1: It cannot wait to say.
Speaker 2: I mean, she's just the best. She should have gotten
Speaker 2: oscaring on for no hard feelings. I said it, I agreed, agreed.
Speaker 2: Who who else carries comedy that easily and isn't not
Speaker 2: for nothing but feeling they're trying too hard, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like she's effortlessly funny. She's like also
Speaker 2: like balancing all of the like grounded aspects with the
Speaker 2: comedy in that movie, like that that was fucking good.
Speaker 1: Locked in with the Andrew breath Feldman so well, they
Speaker 1: were so good together, so underrated. Absolutely, it was just
Speaker 1: an accident pon d'Or. I'm excited to see that. And
Speaker 1: then I'm excited to see the Nouvelle vagny, that Richard
Speaker 1: Linkler movie m about the making of Breathless, about goodar
Speaker 1: making Breathless. And then there's that the guy who did
Speaker 1: Worst Person in the World and that actress from from
Speaker 1: that movie doing another movie and sentimental value. I'm excited
Speaker 1: to see that. I need to rewatch that movie because
Speaker 1: I only give it one pass, and I'm like, I'm obsessed.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch this for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: That's actually a blind spot for me.
Speaker 2: I have never seen it, so maybe Meet Loaf and
Speaker 2: Worst Person Wait.
Speaker 1: Actually, for you and I that's a great movie to
Speaker 1: watch for some really, do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Yay, yes, yeah, you guys. The Wave the Last Coach
Speaker 2: has the wheels turning. Should we tease anything from upcoming
Speaker 2: Cultural Awards there's not really much to say yet.
Speaker 1: There's not much to say yet, but we're excited to
Speaker 1: get the team together.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. We have fun ideas. They're bruin. They're bruin.
Speaker 1: And for those of you who were expecting it to
Speaker 1: be in New York this summer, we apologize that it's
Speaker 1: a bit of a curveball, but we love to sort
Speaker 1: of balance it out. We would love to bring it
Speaker 1: back to New York sometime in the future if we're
Speaker 1: able to, but for now, we are so excited to
Speaker 1: be in LA and we will have more information very
Speaker 1: soon about how to attend the event in person. And
Speaker 1: the other upside to it is that anyone can watch
Speaker 1: from the comfort of their home, unlike pastors where we
Speaker 1: had to gate keep it unfortunately, because we were trying
Speaker 1: to sell it like that was the reason why in
Speaker 1: the years past we could post the full video online.
Speaker 1: You know, we've had wonderful people publicists really like stream
Speaker 1: from the audience that was really good.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, we couldn't.
Speaker 1: We did not have like the mechanisms in place for
Speaker 1: that kind of access for people, but now we do,
Speaker 1: and it was all kind of building towards this, and
Speaker 1: so we just want to do a great job for
Speaker 1: you guys, and we hope and know you'll love it.
Speaker 1: I think the mechanisms are in place for I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, What do you think? I I think
Speaker 1: so as well. I I have a random one. But
Speaker 1: I hope you agree. But do you want to go first?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I guess we'll go first. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 2: Is our sixty second segment where we take a second
Speaker 2: sixty Actually, excuse me for my mistake there to rail
Speaker 2: rantom more against something in culture that has to be stopped,
Speaker 2: preferable soon. So this is mine. I I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is Matt Rogers. I don't think so many
Speaker 1: as time starts now.
Speaker 2: I don't think so honey. Gay guys making weight jokes
Speaker 2: in front of women, what about themselves? Like oh God,
Speaker 2: like you're not a gay AI from twenty seventeen, Like
Speaker 2: please stop acting like one people being like ugh, I
Speaker 2: don't want to snack on something or just like anyone
Speaker 2: that's like being annoying and making weight jokes in front
Speaker 2: of women. You're a gay guy, like the way that
Speaker 2: your body like you're allowed to be feel however you
Speaker 2: want to feel but just like understand that like thirty seconds, Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't want to eat that in front of women.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know, like this this really bothers me.
Speaker 2: It's like gay guys like not understanding like the way
Speaker 2: that you talk about your body is the way that
Speaker 2: women feel about it all the time. Like I feel
Speaker 2: like the summer is just occasional for people to be like, God,
Speaker 2: I'm fucking fat, and it's like because it's just be
Speaker 2: more careful with the way you toss this shit around,
Speaker 2: even if you think you're being funny, like it really
Speaker 2: I've seen it shut down some social situations, and it's
Speaker 2: because people just aren't thinking, like, don't be so ignorant.
Speaker 2: I don't think so honey, that's one minute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that's just this is just I guess
Speaker 1: something that hopefully these people learn relearn every year when
Speaker 1: like they think about that in a more apparent way
Speaker 1: because it's summer, idyka.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think when summer approaches, it like
Speaker 2: gets everyone in their head about their bodies and especially
Speaker 2: like I don't know, I just think like gay men
Speaker 2: because we often are casual around women with like because
Speaker 2: like you know, we're comfortable with them. Sometimes we say
Speaker 2: things about our own bodies or like you know, comment
Speaker 2: and like a body culture, like in the gay community,
Speaker 2: which I think can be a little careless around women
Speaker 2: who have to deal with that three sixty five. You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, it's just like then, and so
Speaker 2: I just think it comes off a little disrespectful and
Speaker 2: a little I don't know, just as if you're not
Speaker 2: thinking of the comfort of the people around you when
Speaker 2: you are so casual and like low key body fascist.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean. It makes people feel bad.
Speaker 2: So I just think gay's it's a little hikey chill.
Speaker 2: And also, no one's thinking about your body as much
Speaker 2: as you are. You don't need to vocalize it. I
Speaker 2: think sometimes people are like, oh, I better say this
Speaker 2: thing about my body because I know it's fucked up,
Speaker 2: like it's probably that. And also no one is thinking
Speaker 2: about it right So because once you bring those issues
Speaker 2: to the table, understand that someone else is going to
Speaker 2: be feeling those issues in a much deeper way, and
Speaker 2: especially women. I've just seen it really like shut down
Speaker 2: some things, and it makes me feel not good. This
Speaker 2: is Bowen Yang's random I don't think so, honey, and
Speaker 2: his time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Azure.
Speaker 1: First of all, how do you pronounce it?
Speaker 2: Azure? Azure? Second of all, just say blue.
Speaker 1: I looked it up. It's just sky blue. We could
Speaker 1: say sky blue instead of putting too much so to
Speaker 1: speak sauce on and say azure, which is a name
Speaker 1: for a company. It's it's it's a name for a
Speaker 1: company first, and not a color name.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's like it's too corporate sounding A, zure and I
Speaker 1: it's just a random assortment of letters A, Z, R, E.
Speaker 1: First of all, to have letters A and Z in
Speaker 1: the same word is very powerful, and it only is
Speaker 1: reserved for the best words, such as pizza, jazz, crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't have other examples, but azure it does not
Speaker 1: belong in that pan of amazing, what's amazing? Plaza's powerful
Speaker 1: when a word has A and Z in it because
Speaker 1: it spans the entire alphabet in a way, in a sense,
Speaker 1: but not azure.
Speaker 2: You don't belong up there. And that's one minute. Do
Speaker 2: you agree with me? Can I say something? I'm walking
Speaker 2: through it in the moment, I don't know because I
Speaker 2: agree with you, But there's something beautiful about azure.
Speaker 1: No, but see, but listen to how I say it.
Speaker 2: Azure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish you don't want to hear that all
Speaker 1: the time. I wish that's how.
Speaker 2: It was pronounced.
Speaker 1: But I think it's pronounced azure, which sounds crazy, and
Speaker 1: it is an inefficient way of describing a plain blue color.
Speaker 1: It's not like cerulean, which is a gorgeous word by
Speaker 1: the way, for the word blue.
Speaker 2: There are all these words for the word blue.
Speaker 1: Azure is like so random sauce to me, like I
Speaker 1: don't like it's.
Speaker 2: Always bothered me this word bohen. If you don't like
Speaker 2: your reality, change it, say azure like me. You can
Speaker 2: live a fabulous life if you just so choose. If
Speaker 2: you start saying azure, know that you've created a path
Speaker 2: forward for yourself toward happiness.
Speaker 1: Azure. It's not how it's pronounced azure. It feels like
Speaker 1: it's the name of a pastry or a company, and
Speaker 1: it's not the name of a color. And for that reason,
Speaker 1: it should be a proper noun only, and it should
Speaker 1: not be in the dictionary. It should be It should
Speaker 1: just be like a startup. Well, I think this is
Speaker 1: all very azure of you. No, that's not even the
Speaker 1: right usage. I think you're actually being quite azure at
Speaker 1: the moment. Your azurity is showing things of such an
Speaker 1: azure nature of which you speak. Oh, it's really a sure,
Speaker 1: such an azure nature of which you speak.
Speaker 2: You committed an azure against me.
Speaker 1: Ah see, you used the word azure in like ten
Speaker 1: different ways. None of them were in the color way.
Speaker 1: Because that's my issue.
Speaker 2: Let me reassure you. I can give you an assurance, okay,
Speaker 2: that your assurance is inequitable. Right now you're acting azure. Oh, well,
Speaker 2: you've gone azure.
Speaker 1: They've gone azure if you know what I mean. Sure,
Speaker 1: if you gather my meaning, I think you've gone suddenly.
Speaker 1: It's become a front runner for word of the year suddenly,
Speaker 1: and as we come a front runner, it's just it's
Speaker 1: a word that doesn't mean. But don't you don't you
Speaker 1: agree with me that words such as jazz, pizza, crazy, amazing, that.
Speaker 2: Those are the words.
Speaker 1: Yes, those are some of the best words we have.
Speaker 1: And azure as not. How do you spell it?
Speaker 2: Oh no, the spelling is universal A z you are
Speaker 2: e Okay, well, I have to tell you, I'm getting
Speaker 2: like a Microsoft Azure. What is that? Exactly?
Speaker 1: This is what I This is what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 1: a company, it's like a service. It's it's it doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like a color. It sounds like a corporate shitty
Speaker 1: of a fucking clinical ass name.
Speaker 2: And I'm saying that I like. Can I say what
Speaker 2: I like? Yeah? I like a soul bowen. Okay, So
Speaker 2: I just literally googled is azure a word? And it is.
Speaker 2: It is a bright blue color and it also is
Speaker 2: a small butterfly that is typically blue or purplish, with
Speaker 2: color differences between the sexes. I can only imagine that
Speaker 2: the purple are girls because pink. Now, listen, I think
Speaker 2: that you are not understanding that there's an opportunity here
Speaker 2: to franchise Azure, because if it's not out there enough,
Speaker 2: let's make it out there. Let's try. I think.
Speaker 1: Sure, I'm saying it's out there, you much. I don't
Speaker 1: want it out there anymore. The s CEO is terrible.
Speaker 1: You googled us your and the first thing that popped
Speaker 1: up was Microsoft Azure.
Speaker 2: Whatever that is? So what who are they? They're not
Speaker 2: even that Microsoft not even that big of a deal anymore.
Speaker 2: It's all about Apple, know what I'm saying. It's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: we can't take on Microsoft. Please try me. I'm not
Speaker 2: Can I say something on record, I'm not worried about Microsoft.
Speaker 2: I'm not at all Apple this Apple, that Apple, this
Speaker 2: Apple that I'll take them on for Azure and in fact,
Speaker 2: can we get our lawyer on I would like to
Speaker 2: file a lawsuit, a copyright claim. I would like to
Speaker 2: get legal about this and let Tijo sephen against Microsoft
Speaker 2: for the word is zero. I think we've lost the thread.
Speaker 2: This is Rogers versus Microsoft, and the only one well,
Speaker 2: we'll leave with the word azure. I'm telling you readers, publicists, finalists, Katies,
Speaker 2: Kyle's and more, because there are more coming in the future.
Speaker 2: Oh God, start making a sure a thing for a
Speaker 2: lost colach. I'm serious. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I just want to quickly shout out, Audrey Hobert, sue me,
Speaker 1: I love that song to me, relegitiousness.
Speaker 2: I'm loving that you're loving this song. I love it too.
Speaker 1: I mean it came out like a few weeks ago,
Speaker 1: but I'm late to the party. But the music video
Speaker 1: have you seen the music video.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't yet. It's a little brain scratcher. I
Speaker 2: love it. It makes me feel a little fuzzy in my head.
Speaker 2: I know me too, me too, But you should watch
Speaker 2: watch the music video. It's phenomenon love. So she works
Speaker 2: with Gracie a lot, who I love. We love Gracie,
Speaker 2: you know who.
Speaker 1: Gracie said her dream podcast guest is for Last Coach Corner,
Speaker 1: and I said it was in the works, but Matt
Speaker 1: and I are kind of Matt Morrisea was kind of
Speaker 1: afraid that she would analyze this to destruction.
Speaker 2: I think, honestly that might have been a reflection of
Speaker 2: where I was at the time, because I would love
Speaker 2: to have doctor Orna on. Let's have doctor Orna on. No,
Speaker 2: we should, and also that would be really great. And
Speaker 2: also Charlie XCX it is on record on this podcast
Speaker 2: she's saying she's the sexiest one. I'm alive. She she
Speaker 2: just was.
Speaker 1: She and I just connected about that today where she
Speaker 1: replied to my story and said she's my god, my crush,
Speaker 1: my everything.
Speaker 2: Wow. Charlie Cake stands.
Speaker 1: Orna and the craziest way as we know, I mean,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't Orna is on everybody's lips and the new
Speaker 1: season of Couples Have you started a new season of
Speaker 1: Couples Therapy?
Speaker 2: No, I have to, I have to, I have to.
Speaker 2: I have excellent, excellent this season. Well, with that to
Speaker 2: look forward to and a culture catchup in the can,
Speaker 2: the boys logged off to enjoy the rest of their
Speaker 2: Memorial Day, but not before they finished the episode of
Speaker 2: Lost Cauldrees, this titled sure, like they always do with
Speaker 2: the song. Well, no, we had another title that was
Speaker 2: really good. What was it? That was another one? It
Speaker 2: was like, go, did you write it down? She didn't
Speaker 2: write it down?
Speaker 1: Damn it?
Speaker 2: Oh, Becca, she says, Lol, No, I'm sorry, all caps
Speaker 2: begging for forgiveness, groveling. We'll see gravel. We'll see about that.
Speaker 2: We'll have to keep.
Speaker 1: Her guessing whether or not we forgive her. So tune
Speaker 1: into the next Last Culture to find out.
Speaker 2: Sum I want to be wanted. I want to Oh.
Speaker 2: I need to keep listening to it. It's great. I'm
Speaker 2: in that thing where I'm listening to a lot of
Speaker 2: the same thing again and again and again and again.
Speaker 2: And it is Baron Morris's album. I love it.
Speaker 1: It's excellent. Dreamsicle stream Nickel. You gotta stream Dreamsicle and
Speaker 1: love Maren. Okay, We're already sing a song, so that
Speaker 1: can by.
Speaker 2: Last.
Speaker 1: Culture Racist is the production by Will Ferrell's Big Money
Speaker 1: Players in the Heart Radio podcasts, created and hosted by
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers and Bowen Ye, executive produced by Anna Hasnier
Speaker 1: and produced by Becker Ramos, edited mixed by Doug Baby
Speaker 1: and Nikola Boord.
Speaker 2: And our music is by Henry Komirski