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Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show and you texted

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Speaker 1: us at four one oh six one and said you

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Speaker 1: have dirty little secrets. So now we're calling you back.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Hey, good morning? Yes, what's up? What's up?

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Speaker 1: Not much? Um? Do you have time to tell us

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Speaker 1: what your dirty little secret is right now? Or are

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Speaker 1: you busy? No? Yeah, I got time. I'd love to dude,

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Speaker 1: let's do it. Then do it too? Yeah, what's your

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? My dirty little secret is

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Speaker 1: I have been secretly sneaking into my girlfriend's parents' house. Um,

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Speaker 1: beause they have an awesome house in a really nice pool,

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Speaker 1: and while they're at work in the city, I've been

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Speaker 1: kind of going there and swimming like a nice bar area. Um,

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Speaker 1: nobody's found out. I've kept it really on a DL.

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Speaker 1: But can we come? Secret sounds fun? Never had anyone

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Speaker 1: over yet? Anybody over yet? Your girlfriend? No? Um? I

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Speaker 1: actually haven't told her so major secrets. Oh well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so she has no idea that you've been basically breaking

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Speaker 1: into her parents' house to hang out. How do you

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Speaker 1: break it? Also, why can't You're just asking them. There's

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Speaker 1: like I don't know, like you can get in through

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Speaker 1: the back very easily, like there's no lock, and then

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Speaker 1: I do have a key to like the front anyway,

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Speaker 1: you have a key or your girlfriend has a key.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriends a key. Let's clarify. I mean, have you

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Speaker 1: thought about what you're gonna say if they walk up

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Speaker 1: on you and there one day when you're not expecting it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, I've been hoping that just is not going

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Speaker 1: to happen. I mean, but yeah, it is kind of

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Speaker 1: I should tell somebody and maybe just ask if I

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Speaker 1: can do that, But I don't know. I don't want to, Like,

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Speaker 1: you don't you need to ask, you know, just keep

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Speaker 1: doing what you're doing. If they show up, just blame

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Speaker 1: it on her. Just go. She said I could come over.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. She told me to. Actually, well, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I don't have a job right now. Um oh my girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: she I don't know if she makes a lot of money,

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Speaker 1: and I kind of just like go with that. Definitely

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Speaker 1: don't like Yeah, her parents definitely don't like it. I

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Speaker 1: don't have them a job right now. I kind of

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Speaker 1: think I'm like freeloading. That might be a reason why.

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Speaker 1: So the parents are like your butterfriend. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: that's a good idea. You sounds that you've got it

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Speaker 1: made though, Like you don't have to worry. You get

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Speaker 1: to hang out of the people all day. Do you

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Speaker 1: have to get out of there at a certain time,

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Speaker 1: like you know when they're going to get back or yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean you know there's been some close calls, like

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Speaker 1: one time I fired up the barbecue girl and made

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Speaker 1: some cheeseburgers. Okay, like where you know where about where

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Speaker 1: our cheeseburgers at? So I just didn't say anything, But

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Speaker 1: I want to be seriously, what are you telling your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend you're doing during the day? Just come out, you know,

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Speaker 1: a part or something. So she's at work and she

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Speaker 1: doesn't even know that I'm gone, so I get I

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Speaker 1: get home before she before she gets home. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you're just playing everyone. Yeah, good for you, honestly seriously,

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Speaker 1: and you have a life that I would aspire for.

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Speaker 1: So congratulations man, thank you. Yeah, if you ever need

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Speaker 1: anybody to hang out with the pool cheeseburgers with you,

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Speaker 1: I'm in just hit us up. We're all in. Actual well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you guys are serious, and maybe you

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Speaker 1: can have a party like next week or something. Definitely,

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Speaker 1: let's do it at a time that the parents are

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Speaker 1: out of town. I'm not taking any I'll put you,

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Speaker 1: I'll put you on hold and our producer get your

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Speaker 1: information and we will come over and have a pool

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Speaker 1: party with you. All right, Thanks for telling us your

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Speaker 1: little secret. Yeah, the problem, all right, See you then.

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