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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know what we did in school, and

419
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Speaker 1: I can't even imagine nine times out of ten the

420
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 1: janitor had to come out and spread sawdust on top

421
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Speaker 1: of it. You are correct. So today we celebrate school janitors.

422
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,879
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for all you do. And that

423
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,639
Speaker 1: special closet do you have with that sink, ye, that

424
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Speaker 1: big stainless steel sink. We thank you. M the school

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00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,680
Speaker 1: janitor my son's old school. Everybody knew him, janitor Joe

426
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 1: and everybody, and he's the nicest guy and the kids

427
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 1: love him. And I'll tell you I've noticed something during

428
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 1: my school career anyway. Half of the janitors all had

429
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Speaker 1: a limp. And I'll tell you why, Okay, because they

430
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 1: wore that eighty pound key chain around their waist. That's

431
00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:00,080
Speaker 1: so true. I had fifty million keys. You're right to

432
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:04,959
Speaker 1: every door, well, every doors we've never seen. They've got

433
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 1: keys to doors that don't exist, and they know which

434
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,119
Speaker 1: each one is for. That's the crazy fire. I don't know.

435
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,239
Speaker 1: I was trying to clean up my keychain the other

436
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,120
Speaker 1: day and I just you're afraid to throw it away.

437
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: You're like, I don't know what this does. Let's toss

438
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 1: it weight, hold on, I don't know. That's for the

439
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 1: treasure chests. I don't know. One time I got in

440
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 1: a fight with someone and they threw my keys at

441
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,439
Speaker 1: me and I was in a position where I basically

442
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 1: had like Janitor keys and it cut me right in

443
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 1: the middle of my forehead and I was bleeding. Now

444
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 1: I only carry around one key, yeah of a death

445
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:39,200
Speaker 1: star the keychain. Anyway, let's get into the Daniel report.

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Speaker 1: So janitors, we salute you, thank you for being a

447
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 1: part of educating our kids. All right, Daniel, what do

448
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 1: you got going on? Okay? So, Felicity Huffman pleaded guilty

449
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 1: yesterday to cheating to get her daughter into college. Prosecutors

450
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 1: want her to do four to ten months behind bars,

451
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: pay a twenty thousand dollars fine, and her sentencing is

452
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Speaker 1: on a September thirteenth. She was crying wow court when

453
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Speaker 1: she was in court. Yeah. So, Sean mendes is to

454
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 1: wear once ended up in John Mayer's hotel room, but

455
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 1: it's not what you think. They were actually working in

456
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 1: the studio together Showan remembered that he was out of underwear,

457
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 1: so John Mayer's assistant went out and bought him a pack,

458
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: but he never took them. So that's how they wound there.

459
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,160
Speaker 1: So they're not using they don't count. Yeah, Okay. Billy

460
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 1: Eilish says that she wears baggy clothes so that you

461
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Speaker 1: can't judge her body, which to me makes total sense. Yes,

462
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 1: he game see somebody's body, you can't judge it, that's

463
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 1: all I look. Uh did you see it? The first

464
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 1: teaser for Maleficent Mistress of Evil is out. The movie

465
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 1: comes out in October. You scream? I screamed like a

466
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,679
Speaker 1: little kid. I tweeted it out for you at Danielle Manaro.

467
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 1: It looks so good and I cannot wait. I'm so excited.

468
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Speaker 1: BTS thank their fans for braving the rain during their

469
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Speaker 1: Chicago shows over the weekend. They took to Twitter. Thousands

470
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Speaker 1: and thousands of fans were out there in the pouring rain,

471
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Speaker 1: and they said, thank you for staying for cheering for

472
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Speaker 1: us even though it was so cold. I think I'll

473
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: remember Chicago Army all ways. We love you guys. We'll

474
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 1: come back next time. Make sure to drink hot water

475
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,400
Speaker 1: and take a hot bath before you sleep. Good night, Army.

476
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 1: So BTS making sure to thank their army is so cute. Hey, wait,

477
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: are you doing something with BTS? Pretty soon? You are? Oh? Oh,

478
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 1: I think we're not supposed to talk about secret secret

479
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 1: doing something with BTS. Okay, ignore Okay, do you know

480
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day. Oh, I'm trying to

481
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 1: throw you off the BTS Center. Okaysh and Kim Kardashian.

482
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Speaker 1: If you saw her at the met gala, you saw

483
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Speaker 1: how tight her her like waist was. It was like

484
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 1: she couldn't breathe. She actually had to take breathing lessons

485
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 1: because she could not breathe in that dress. Okay, you

486
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: had to have Yeah, she took corset breathing lessons from

487
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 1: this famous corset maker came over and taught her how

488
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Speaker 1: to breathe. All right, if you're gonna wear something that

489
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: requires breathing lessons or having a rib removed, should we rethink?

490
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: I think like rearranging her organs. And to be honest,

491
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Speaker 1: I have a lot of about so much money, don't

492
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Speaker 1: you think? I mean, I love the Kardashian but if

493
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: you can afford, of course, at breathing lessons, I mean,

494
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,360
Speaker 1: come on tonight on television, Jailbirds. I know you guys

495
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 1: are loving it on Netflix a lot of the show

496
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: now watching Impostors on Netflix. I watched Impostors a while ago.

497
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. I know Greg Tea's loving it. Garrett was

498
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: loving it. Jake, the NBA Draft lottery goes down tonight.

499
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 1: You've got the voice. Also, next hour, we're gonna talk

500
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 1: about Rihanna because she just got together with a little

501
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 1: Louis Vatton and she's going to give us a new

502
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 1: line the elf. Hey, thank you, Danielle. And by the way,

503
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Speaker 1: I'm supporting janitors in schools. I really should call them

504
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 1: custodians because that is the proper word. My apologies. Custodians. Hi, Stephanie, Hi,

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00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: Oh my gods, I cannot believe I'm talking to you.

506
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: Thanks for being on. I know you're taking time out

507
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: of your busy whatever you're doing to talk to us,

508
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: so let's talk about it. So are you a teacher? No, Um,

509
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm actually a police officer. We thank you, and police

510
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Speaker 1: officer to our list of people we love. All right,

511
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: So anyway you're you're looking, you're talking about custodian in

512
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: your school, your high school. Yes, um, we have a

513
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 1: custodian in my high school and I will never forget

514
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: him for as long as I live, because I would

515
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 1: throw my retainer out like it was my job. Every

516
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: almost every week, my retainer would end up in the garbage,

517
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: and this man blessed his soul. He would go through

518
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: the garbage mix for me to find my retainer all

519
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 1: the time. And I will never forget him for that.

520
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: You know, like when you take your retainer out, you

521
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: wrap it up in napkins while you eat. I would

522
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: always just throw it out and he would look at

523
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: for for me four hours. And he was amazing. Let's heart.

524
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: I kind of like, guy, I sorry, kid, mom and

525
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 1: dad have spent in the five thousand dollars on a retainer.

526
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Speaker 1: Learn your lessons a scary real quick? Yeah, go ahead. Yeah,

527
00:26:54,880 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 1: I'm really sad about about Corny. What she just saying

528
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: about Bishop Carney, the all girls Catholic School clothing closing. Yeah,

529
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: that's a local school in Brooklyn. Right. Do you know

530
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: what I thought she was gonna say? Why so scary

531
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: that they have a child together, Stephanie. That would have

532
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: made great radio. Well, thank you for listening, Stephanie. Have

533
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: a great day. Okay, thank you guys, All right, thank you.

534
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: There you have it. Custodians And there was always that

535
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 1: one kid who was a little nervous, who threw up

536
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: all over the place, and Custodian was always right there.

537
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: With the Sawdues take care of it. I had a

538
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 1: puker on my bus every day. Man can used to

539
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: throw up. So, you know, we've had a couple of complaints. Today.

540
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: I started saying they were janitors and I did not

541
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: mean that. I meant custodians, and a lot of people

542
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 1: sent me text because they're but hurt. It's okay. It's

543
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: like the other day when someone said, oh, I got

544
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: on an airplane and the stewardess came on and flight attendance.

545
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 1: But back in the day when t WA was big

546
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: and all that they were stewardesses. I know, but no longer. Right,

547
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: the word police are out and I full force today,

548
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: and I don't I think the word stewardess is beautiful.

549
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: I don't know why they were so glamorous. Well, let's

550
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: your name is Chuck, Well, okay, Stewart start Stewart, Stewart

551
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 1: a steward what Gregory? Oh no, I think that's very funny.

552
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: You're very you know, you're humorous. Yeah. The one quick

553
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: line you just noticed that after all these years, there's

554
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: the reason why your name was on top of the

555
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: show there had you guys, have you just read about

556
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: how this bride went off on one of the guests

557
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: at her wedding who brought ten tupperware bowls to the wedding.

558
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: First thing I thought about was Brodie. Oh yeah, yeah, Brodie,

559
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: were bringing a tough word on my wedding. You should

560
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: bring in a suitcase. I have no problem with it.

561
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: I think it's great. First of all, it's it's something.

562
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: It's one of the things we love about Brodie. He

563
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: always you know, when we have a big party with

564
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: there's a lot of food, you know, there's be leftovers,

565
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: and he's the first to take food home. I think

566
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: that's awesome and want a big leash. I'm bringing the

567
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: shot donkey home with me too. I think we've canceled

568
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: the shot donkey. You know some people are like, ah,

569
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: you're at using a donkey. You know, we're not. This

570
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: donkey lives better than all of us. Snowflakes. Got to

571
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: ruin it for everybody. I know, snowflakes. I wanted to

572
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: hang out with that donkey all night anyway. No, you're

573
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: not taking the snowflake donkey home. So why did she

574
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: just have like a caught bood cut out of a donkey? No,

575
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: And therefore then you're not using a co be a donkey.

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00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh God, go away these snowflakes and outside,

577
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: leave it alone. Anyway, No, we we vetted this donkey.

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00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: Let me tell you this donkey is. It has the

579
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Speaker 1: life of a superstar. They make sure the donkey has

580
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: so many hours per day he gets to rest. They'd

581
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: walk him in and you know the stuff like the

582
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: bottles and the shot classes on him that they don't

583
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: weigh anything nowhere near as much as a personal He's

584
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: a celebrity, is I know what people like? Yeah, animal man.

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00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: I would have given him so many snacks he would

586
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: have been happy. No, see, that's abuse. Next carrots, Well,

587
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: we don't have carrots at the wedding. That's how it

588
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: brings them roundhead. You know what you can do. I

589
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: mean I can walk around on my hands and knees

590
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: and you can put a table on me and I

591
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: can be like your shot chief. You do a new person,

592
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: it's okay, And then I feel like I'm you know,

593
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: giving back to you inviting me to your wedding. You'll

594
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:40,479
Speaker 1: be the shot jackass. Yeah, yeah, I can do it. Okay. Yeah, anyway,

595
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: So my apologies for those who have been affitted by

596
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: the following the word janitor, the word stewardess, and the

597
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: shot donkey god anything else. Back to this conversation, bro.

598
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I don't want you to

599
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: pack all that tupperware. I want you. I'll buy it

600
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: for you out and where we're having the wedding, and

601
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: we'll have it ready for you and will have it

602
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: frozen and shipped to your house. Wow, we're gonna have

603
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: a lot of leftovers. You're gonna get me the good stuff,

604
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: of the disposable stuff, everything you need. Yeah, a good

605
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: stuff on a real top away that burps. Yeah, you

606
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: didn't take you with this leftovers. He's no problem. But yeah,

607
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: the bride at this wedding was shaming these guests who

608
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: brought tupperware to the wedding. Well, you don't normally do that, Okay, okay,

609
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: but what's wrong with it? I guess, I guess if

610
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: I guess, there's nothing wrong with it, but it just

611
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: doesn't happen. I would think if I saw that, this

612
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: person must really be in need of whatever's going on,

613
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: or they were just raised maybe terribly, I don't know,

614
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: but either way, it's like, oh, I feel bad for them.

615
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: I would think that they're getting their checks worth, like

616
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: they wrote a check for like whatever it is. Can

617
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: when we talk about that, Yeah, and so they're like, listen,

618
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: I'm getting mine worth. I mean, Brodie took food home

619
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: from his own wedding, but that's fine. He paid for it.

620
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,959
Speaker 1: Baby lamp Chops took him home. Yeah all right. Oh

621
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: my gosh, I told you about what happened to mine.

622
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: What we took home two things, big boxes of pace trees.

623
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: The next morning they were gone. My husband had eaten

624
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: both box. You know what, I don't want anything. I

625
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: don't want any food to go to waste. And by

626
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Speaker 1: the way, the food at our wedding will not go

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Speaker 1: to waste. We have food banks there in the area

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Speaker 1: that can accept food. So we're good. Hey, let's talk

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Speaker 1: today's phone Tap, which is fabulous. Yeah, Scary gets phone Tap.

644
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Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear it. You know, I told

645
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: Scary a long time ago. The only rule about what

646
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: you can and cannot say on this show. By the way,

647
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want to say, But what

648
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,479
Speaker 1: did I say? You said that, But that doesn't mean

649
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Speaker 1: that you don't have to pay the consequences for what

650
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Speaker 1: you say. Yeah, you may. You can say whatever you

651
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: want to say, but sometimes there are consequences. And I

652
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: felt like I suffered consequences. So the other day, we're

653
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: talking about getting married versus not getting married, right, and

654
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: so I'm like, I don't know, try to talk me

655
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Speaker 1: out of it. And I was just kidding. I'm getting married, right.

656
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: So Scary goes on the air and says, oh, man,

657
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Speaker 1: you're sure to get married, so we're freeing over right.

658
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: So and so so Alex pretended to be mad. It's scary, like,

659
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,720
Speaker 1: how dare you tell my fiance not to get married

660
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 1: on national radio? So? Now, was this like a setup

661
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: to the phone tap? Like did you were you guys

662
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:17,919
Speaker 1: planning this the whole time for close to a week.

663
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,720
Speaker 1: That's perfect every morning? I did you talk to Alex?

664
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 1: It was Alex's idea, he said, he I got it

665
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: all planned up him for that. So Alex called Scary

666
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: and phone tapped him. You're gonna hear that in like

667
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: ten or fifteen premeditated phone tappery. Yeah, I mean I heard,

668
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: I heard it gets emotional. Did Scary go into like

669
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 1: straight spas mode? You'll see it's coming up. It's on

670
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 1: the way, love it? Uh? Jake? Where's Jake? Producer? Jake

671
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 1: speaking of a wedding stuff? I mean, well, let's get

672
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: it out all out in the open. No married, married,

673
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: all right? So Jake, you're coming to the wedding. I

674
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: am coming to the wedding. I'm very excited, very good

675
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: so what's your question. So I have another wedding before yours,

676
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: one of my friends from college, and this is my

677
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: first wedding without my family, So I'm responsible for giving

678
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 1: the gift, okay, And I have no idea what I'm

679
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: supposed to give as a gift, okay, like amount of money.

680
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: Obviously I'm going to give money. Are you going by yourself? No,

681
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: I'm bringing a plus one okay. Okay. First of all,

682
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: not all people getting married want money. Okay, a lot

683
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 1: of them do, so, so first of all, just snoop

684
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: around and find out do they definitely want money? Well,

685
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: how do I know if they don't want money? Well, well,

686
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: normally when it's around here, that's what they want. We're

687
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: a bunch of cheap If it's my friends, they want money.

688
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: And in other place is like in different air and

689
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: where you grew up it was a registrate, right, Yeah. Yeah.

690
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: When I'm in the South where I grew up, they

691
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: unless your parents you didn't give money to the right,

692
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter. So you're pretty sure that they

693
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 1: want money. Yeah, And then I asked everyone around here

694
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: what I should give, and every single person gave me

695
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 1: such a different answer. Yeah. Well, some of these answers

696
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: from some of these people are shallow. Yeah, and I

697
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't listen to them. I actually want to change the

698
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: answer that I gave you. Okay, you said one hundred dollars, right,

699
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: and now I think it should probably be two. Why

700
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,399
Speaker 1: because you're bringing someone else with you? Gotcha? So Brody said,

701
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: wait until I get there, and then write the check

702
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: once I'm there. Why why see how nice it is,

703
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 1: he said, change the He said, change the amount depending

704
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: on how nice it is. That is so shallow. That

705
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: is a scary move. Oh yeah, by Brody would never

706
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: give anywhere close to what it's worth. What I said was,

707
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: you should give what at least what it costs, So

708
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: you should call the catering hole in advance and find

709
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: out what they charge. Yeah, I've never understood this concept.

710
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: I learned about this when I first moved to New York. Yeah,

711
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: they said, hey, is it like a really nice wedding.

712
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: You know, if they're spending like two hundred dollars on

713
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 1: your plate, you should give them at LEAs two hundred dollars.

714
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, it makes no sense to me. Well, how

715
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 1: am I supposed to know what they spend on the plate.

716
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 1: It doesn't. My point is it doesn't matter what they spent.

717
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: You give them what you're comfortable giving. But Gary's idea was, well,

718
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: if they spend one hundred dollars to pay for your lunch,

719
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: you've got to give them one hundred dollars back at least.

720
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: I don't understand the connection. The connection makes no sense

721
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: a gift if you don't at least cover the cost

722
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: of the place. Wearied. The wedding is not a break

723
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: even moment. It's not like, hey, listen, we didn't break

724
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 1: even here. I mean, it's you give them what you

725
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: feel for that person. But I want them to have

726
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: a gift on top of what they paid for me

727
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: to eat. Oh my god. Okay, if you can afford that,

728
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: that's great. Yeah. Kathleen told me that I should give

729
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dollars to two hundred because I'm

730
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: under thirty years old, and then as soon as they

731
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: hit thirty then the price has to go up. Okay, Well,

732
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: is that true? Like I get a per person? I

733
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: think okay, I think you need to give at least

734
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: two hundred per person. That's a lot of money for

735
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: a lot of people. People do not daniel Danielle hear

736
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Speaker 1: me out. No hold on what if? What if you

737
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: don't make a lot of money. I'm just going to

738
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: say that, do they know that you're not making a

739
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: lot of money. If they know you're not making a

740
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: lot of money, then I would say that they totally

741
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 1: get in. They totally understand. So when you get wedding gifts,

742
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: do you open up up the check and you're like, hmm,

743
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: this person I know makes this much, this gift acceptable

744
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: when you do that for every single parson. I'm sure

745
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: you could, but I don't think you should. I wouldn't

746
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: do that. I kind of did that. Did Yeah, there

747
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: was somebody that went to my wedding when Lisa and

748
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: I got married. I know this person has a lot

749
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: of money, and they gave us fifty dollars. I was very,

750
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: very disappointed. Huh, that's not why you count them. Gandhi,

751
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 1: are you listening to this? I am, and I'm appalled

752
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: at all of it. I am too. I'm I kind

753
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: of thought the gifts just came from the heart. And

754
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: you are under thirty, I know that you probably are

755
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: not going to be able to just willing nearly throw

756
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: around four hundred dollars, So I think you should get

757
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,399
Speaker 1: them something from your heart, whatever you can afford, get

758
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: them if they've registered somewhere, there's plenty. I think people

759
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 1: should definitely do that too, because there's plenty that you

760
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 1: can get for under these amounts that were tossed. Isn't

761
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: it funny how we all look at gifts, whether we

762
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 1: give them or receive them, from a different point of view. Yeah,

763
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: I just from the heart, and what you can do

764
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: make sense to me, and Gandhi the rest of you

765
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: are like, no, this is this is a business exchange.

766
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: You've got people calling them venue to find out how

767
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: much the plate was. I mean, I get it. It

768
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: makes sense if I'm if I'm going somewhere that I

769
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: know is super fancy, I'm going to give more than

770
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: I would if I'm going somewhere that's like in somebody's backyard.

771
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: But then again, who paid for it? You know, maybe

772
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: the couple didn't pay for it. Maybe the parents who

773
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: have more money paid for it. That is true, I

774
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: don't see sometimes Also, like we had friends that flew

775
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 1: in for our wedding, so I was like, well, that's

776
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: our gift. I mean, they flew in they spent money

777
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: to get here. I wouldn't expect something. And then we

778
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: had a couple of friends that we knew had no

779
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 1: money and we were just happy that they were at

780
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: the venue. Thank you. So it's a chance. Yeah, at

781
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: least you're closer close, Gandhi, she's closer, way closer. But

782
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: I'm just all of this makes me want to get

783
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 1: married because you guys are like making it rain over here. Yeah. Look, no,

784
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: and my wedding, no gifts are are allowed. No gift.

785
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: No are we donating to Yeah, we're asking you give

786
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: money to Trevor that's cool. Yeah, we're asking you give

787
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: money to Trevor Project if you can and you don't

788
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: have to. Well, this was one hundred and fifty dollars

789
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: a plate. You gotta give one hundred and fifty dollars

790
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: to Trevor Project. No, it doesn't work that way. It's nice,

791
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: or you could just just not go opt out, don't

792
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: go to the wedding. Oh, I'm definitely going go to

793
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: the wedding. Yeah, well, there's so many layers. Then I'm like,

794
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: what happens when my best friends get married and then

795
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,839
Speaker 1: I'm in the wedding party? Does the gift change. If

796
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm a if i'm a groomsman, here, here's what you

797
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: could do. You how close are you to these people

798
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: who are getting married? We're just friends, like friends from college,

799
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: best friends. If you're gonna, if you're if you assume

800
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 1: if they're they're shallow, like scary, you could say, hey,

801
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: I just want you to know. I'm so happy for

802
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: you guys, And if if I could have, I would

803
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: have given you a car, but I just can't afford it,

804
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 1: so I'm giving you all I can. I hate even

805
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: have to think about that. I hate that people even

806
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: have expectations of what they think you should give them.

807
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: I just it should just be a gift like here,

808
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: here's an ash tray for a piece of your heart.

809
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: That's all it is. That's what it's supposed to be,

810
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: because I'm happy for you. Oh I'm gonna get married soon.

811
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: Man you're showering with has nothing to do with them.

812
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: It has to do with you showing off. That's what

813
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: it has to do with And you know you've always

814
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: been like that, Scary. I'm happy for you, So you

815
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: scary Like someone had a baby once and said, oh,

816
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 1: Scary walked in and all the year said, I went

817
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: to Tippany and bought how was me rattle mine? Kid's thirteen?

818
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: That thing is still in the closet. Scary shows up

819
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: in the envelope of cash and goes attention to everyone, Bam,

820
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:34,760
Speaker 1: here's your money. I have friends who have a sheet

821
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: on their computer and when they have a party, they

822
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: write down how much everyone gave so that when so

823
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: that when they get invited, they'll go, oh, scary, let

824
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: me see how much he gave us. Oh okay, so

825
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: he's gonna get the same friends that do that, keep

826
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: in score. All right, well, okay, we just just Gandhi.

827
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: I don't blame you. You're being knots in quiet. I'm

828
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: wrong with you. Yeah, whatever you can give, give and

829
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: if not, I don't even know what to say. Right,

830
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: don't go, I guess spreadsheets. We got to get into

831
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: the three things you need to know other than this

832
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 1: room is full of shallow a hole. You get what

833
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: you can give, honey, don't worry about it. Don't worry.

834
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: You got this, jake. They just don't know if they

835
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: think less of you than that to their problem, not yours.

836
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: When they opened that car and they go PU put

837
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: a cheap baths, Gandhi, What do you got going on?

838
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 1: All right? Twitter and What's App both dealing with some

839
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 1: security issues. Twitter apparently partnered with a trusted partner that

840
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: ended up being able to see your location, what you

841
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: were doing, and where you were. They said that that's over,

842
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. What's App. If you got a

843
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: call sometime recently from a What'sapp number and didn't answer

844
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: it and it disappeared you could have spywear. How is that?

845
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: How can that happen that technology? Man, dude? I know

846
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: it's like black mirror, all right. A man completed the

847
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: deepest solo dive in human history and found for a

848
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: new species of crustaceans down at the bottom of the ocean,

849
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: which is really cool and also sadly a bunch of

850
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 1: trah So it has made it all the way down

851
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. We need to

852
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 1: do better and clean up the oceans. He found trash

853
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: down there. I can't believe it. And finally, this is

854
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: a great idea, but not sure how long it's going

855
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: to last. A movie theater in Switzerland just opened and

856
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: instead of having seats, it has fully reclinable beds. Oh,

857
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: how can you not fall asleep watching a movie if

858
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: you're in a bed? I would I would too, but

859
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: they have it. So we're going to see how that

860
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 1: one goes bad idea. Yeah, all right, this incredible phone

861
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,439
Speaker 1: tap Scary gets phone taped by my Alex. Let's see

862
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: how that works out next. Elvis's personal Instagram account Follow

863
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: him now at Elvis Duran. I think I'm ready to

864
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 1: start a modeling career. Elvis Duran in the Morning show Elvis,

865
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran, The Elvis durand phone tap. All right, it's

866
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 1: time for my fiance Alex to phone tap Scary. It's

867
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: so excited. I haven't heard this at all. I'm so

868
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 1: excited to hear it. So Dave Brody, Yeah, you were

869
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: there to help out explain this phone tap and let's

870
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 1: roll it. Okay, So Scary said something could have been

871
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: offensive on the air about you getting married to Alex.

872
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,959
Speaker 1: Alex said he had a great idea. Let's phone tap Scary.

873
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: I'll pretend I'm mad at him. Can you help run

874
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: the board make it happen? I said, absolutely, So this

875
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: is what it came to be. So it's all self explained,

876
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: that's all Alex calling Scary to give him grief for

877
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 1: what he said on the air about you guys. All right,

878
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: let's see. Yeah, Scary's on the air saying don't marry him. Yeah,

879
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: all right, so let's let's hear. Here we go, let's

880
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: just let it work here, here we go, Scary getting

881
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 1: phone taped by Alex. Alex, Yeah, oh what's up? No, No,

882
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: I'm at work and uh Elvis told me to be Yeah, listen,

883
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, dude, I am so so

884
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: sorry I said what I said on the air. I

885
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: did not need it. We were doing a bit. I

886
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: texted you ahead of time, and I heard you were

887
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: a little offended. Little offended. You know, ever since he

888
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: did it, always been acting weird for me, and you know,

889
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: like maybe we didn't really don't when you've been married

890
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 1: you but you know, hey, my mom heard it and

891
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: she was crying. And this is important to me that

892
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: you know, I knew the in my life though, and

893
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 1: I would be able to get married for this world

894
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: and then I'll have the opportunity. And then you say

895
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: that over to old my room, my family. It's embarrassing

896
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 1: and I'm so sorry. Man. You know, dude, how many

897
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: years do we know each other? You know we always

898
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: laugh and joke. This is that I never meant any

899
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: harm by that. Do you want me to talk to

900
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: your mother? What's your what's your dress? I want I

901
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: want to send your mom something. I feel really really

902
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: awful about this, I really do. You know, sometimes we

903
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 1: say what we do for the entertainment of the show

904
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 1: and just to take an opposition to make stuff sound interesting,

905
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: and you know, and I know at that point that

906
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: that's when I start to like, you know that that's

907
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: the radio way that just takes over and you know

908
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: that that that's not who I am. Do you know that? Yeah?

909
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: But given the opportunity, and then I would like, you know,

910
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: a laughing joke. You know, you know it's really please dude.

911
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,439
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, man, I would never want to drain

912
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: on your parade. I'm really I don't understand. I'm really

913
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 1: excited for the both of you. I genuinely am. You've

914
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: made Elvis the happiest I've ever seen him in his

915
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: entire life. And I want when I was under the bus,

916
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: but he you know, he was just like, somebody's got

917
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: to tell you not to get married, so I can

918
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: argue the point of why I do want to get married,

919
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: because he really does want to get married. He loves you.

920
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: He sees stars. When he sees you, he's like, yeah,

921
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: you know, it seems like Earl loves a group to you.

922
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 1: It's not a joke. I swear, alex As I'm standing

923
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: here right now, you have to understand that I that

924
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: I meant nothing by it. It was just words. It

925
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: wasn't even it was there was no emotion behind it. Dude,

926
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it. I but and then Brodie, Brodie

927
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: wrote me a joke. He's like, he goes, tell him

928
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 1: I give it five years. So I said, yeah, by

929
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: the way, I give it five years. Well, now you

930
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: blame him somebody out. I mean, what you know, you

931
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:40,399
Speaker 1: can pay the responsibility. I'm just annoyed that I think.

932
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. How can I make it? How can

933
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: I make it up to you? Dude? You know, maybe

934
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: pay vis at the something a thousand percent. I can't

935
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: get I can't get a meeting with him. He he's

936
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: always busy. He's he's busier than him. He's you know,

937
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: he's a star. What do you want me to say?

938
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: I want to get you guys, to take you guys out.

939
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: I would love nothing more maybe a nice steak dinner.

940
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: I want steak, all right. I'll take you guys out

941
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 1: to a stake dinner, all right. I swear to God,

942
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: Where do you want to go? Do you want? What?

943
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: Are you laughing? I'm laughing because you know that I

944
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: hope Brody steak dinner. But I don't know how mistake

945
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: dinner because I gave it. I brought up at a day.

946
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: That's a whole other story. That's not what we were

947
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 1: talking to. I will, I will do anything. I kind

948
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: of make it right, all right. I would never want

949
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,320
Speaker 1: anything to come between you guys. Ever. No, No, you know,

950
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:31,359
Speaker 1: I just need some think about this. Okay. Oh are

951
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: you all right? Are you crying? Yeah? You know you

952
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:53,720
Speaker 1: don't really upset? I'm sorry man, your phone tap, bitch, Oh,

953
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,720
Speaker 1: Elma said it. I was told me to say. Brody

954
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: wrote the jokes. But you right, though, Joe, I have

955
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: you on tape saying you want me a steak dinner. Bitch. No,

956
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: I don't dinner, Alex, A steak dinner and a master

957
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: regard you. This is Dave Brody. You've been phone tapped

958
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: showing up. You know it's telling me I, no, I'm

959
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: not up? Is your mom up? Set? No? Now we

960
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: made that stop scary. It's a phone tap. Well, what

961
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: I could understand was pretty good. I couldn't understand what

962
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 1: word Alex said. How come we played that? It's a

963
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: great phone tap. You're a great scary throwing everyone under

964
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: the bus like that, I mean they Brodie Brody wrought

965
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: me a joke. Yeah, you're very quick to throw people

966
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: under the box. I don't want to throw all this

967
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,800
Speaker 1: under the bus, but I I have to defend myself

968
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: something I was hung out there to dry. Brodie, great job.

969
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: We're gonna take it back and trying to fix it,

970
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 1: all right, make it so you can understand Alex anyway.

971
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: So there you have it here, he got phone tap.

972
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: You know what, you pick up the phone, you get,

973
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: you get twisted. You just like you stop and you

974
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 1: don't think, well, maybe they're phone tapping me. I was

975
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: didn't you once think you were being phone tap? Oh? Yeah,

976
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 1: as soon as he said that, you owe me and

977
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: Elvis is Stake did and then I knew something was up.

978
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: Happy Alex was great. Yeah, Well I didn't understand him anyway. Uh,

979
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: phone taps every day. If you have an idea for

980
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 1: a phone tap, let us know, go to Elvis Durant.

981
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: Recorded permission granted by all participants. Phone tap on Elvis

982
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 1: Durand in the morning show. We're waiting for you to

983
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 1: join in conversation. Text your comments at standard data and

984
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 1: messaging rates. Me apply Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.

985
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: All right, think about what your faults are, all right,

986
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: you know, and every relationship, and here's how you can

987
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: sort of focus on it. Okay, think about every relationship

988
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: you've had. There's a always one common thread. Each one

989
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:03,800
Speaker 1: of the people you dated said, you know what it

990
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 1: is about you that you need to work on this,

991
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and you still do that. Whatever that is. Okay,

992
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 1: it's just a fault of yours. It's just a part

993
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: of who you are. You're not going to change. As

994
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: a matter of fact. Here's another way to focus it

995
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: on it. Let's say you're about to date someone new,

996
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: haven't even met him yet, okay, and you have this

997
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: line ready to go. I want to apologize ahead of

998
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: time because I blank Okay, mine would be I have

999
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: no patience none, Okay, no patience another one of mine.

1000
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 1: You need to read my mind. So if I was

1001
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: in a new relationship with someone, I would say, hey,

1002
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: we're just meeting each other in case things work out.

1003
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: I want to apologize ahead of time for not having

1004
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,879
Speaker 1: any patience. And I want to apologize ahead of time

1005
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 1: for expecting you to read my mind because because I'm

1006
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: not changing it. And these are faults but it's who

1007
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: you are, right, sorry, So there, take it or leave it?

1008
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:02,720
Speaker 1: Do you have a take it or leave it faulty?

1009
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: You're not gonna change. I have a list of them

1010
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 1: somebody would like to change. I just know what's not

1011
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: gonna happen. So gandhi, but you've decided you know what,

1012
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen. This is who I am. You

1013
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: know what. It's not good, but it's not changing. Give me,

1014
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: give me one. I am the world's worst human being

1015
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: to try to wake up. If you wake me up

1016
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: like I want to salt your mother, I'll take a

1017
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: swing at you. And I usually wake up pretty early.

1018
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: But if I'm taking a nap, like, leave me, let

1019
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: me die wherever I am. If you're worried about it,

1020
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,439
Speaker 1: because it will be ugly okay, so ugly not gonna

1021
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: change it. No, I can't. I don't know what happens.

1022
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: You know, I think it's okay. Okay, it's okay. At

1023
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: least you acknowledge, all right, Yeah, Danielle. So I have

1024
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: a list. So first I will apologize for my shoe

1025
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: addiction because that is not changing. Sorry. Then I will

1026
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 1: apologize for my snoring because unfortunately that's not changing. And

1027
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna apologize it for my farting because that's

1028
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: not change. I gotta list. I want to keep on

1029
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,479
Speaker 1: keep going. I'm gonna apologize for my communication skills because

1030
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 1: I lack them a lot of times, and I curse

1031
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: like a sailor and that's not changing either. There you go,

1032
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: you go. So in the past, people have said, you

1033
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,359
Speaker 1: know what, you should work on the thing. Okay, great,

1034
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: thank you. No, not gonna do it. No, I can't

1035
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 1: work on the farting part. I mean, it just happen,

1036
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: duth happened. You could take gas X, I guess, but

1037
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: you know what, but you don't have to know. I

1038
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: have decided to go ahead and make it my mind.

1039
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:28,400
Speaker 1: I do these things. It's who I am. I'm not changing,

1040
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 1: and you let me tell you, being the oldest and

1041
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 1: the eldest in the room, the older you get, the

1042
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 1: less you're changing. Stuff. So funny at Lisa Froggy's wife,

1043
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: she turned fifty and she told me, listen, one day,

1044
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna get to the point what you just said, Well,

1045
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna say, I don't give a you know what.

1046
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: And this is me take it or leave it. It's true.

1047
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: And I don't know why that is. I don't know

1048
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 1: if you've if like you know what, I've I've paid

1049
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 1: enough dudes in life. I'm not caring anymore. Why do

1050
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: we not do that earlier? I will tell you this.

1051
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 1: I've noticed that there is a common thread again between

1052
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: people who are young and successful. They are the ones

1053
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: who decided early in life they're not going to take

1054
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: bs from people. They are the people. They are the

1055
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: people who decided early in life that they are who

1056
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: they are, and they are buying into it and they

1057
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: are accepting it. I love that, So keep that in

1058
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,399
Speaker 1: mind next time someone says you have a fault. Yeah,

1059
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: fault list is very very long. Well, speaking of long

1060
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: fault lists, well, hold on, let's go talk to Brooke.

1061
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: Hello Brooke, Hello, Oh, my gosh, it's so excited write

1062
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 1: out let me. Okay, so finish this sentence. I hope

1063
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:38,439
Speaker 1: my future significant other will forgive me for what being

1064
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: so brutally honest that it feelings. It would say that again,

1065
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: it will, it will? Okay, she said it will hurt

1066
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: your feelings. I would rather have that though, than someone

1067
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: who's going to blow smoke up my you know really? Yeah? Okay,

1068
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 1: all right? Yeah? Well sometimes you know, you can squelch

1069
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,800
Speaker 1: things just because you think them doesn't mean you have

1070
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 1: to say them, right, you have a film the politeness filter.

1071
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: But Brooke, you're saying, Look, if you're gonna date me, understand,

1072
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say things and it's gonna piss you off. Absolutely,

1073
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: It's not going to be what you want to hear,

1074
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: and it's gonna make you upset. And I'm sorry about

1075
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: it ahead of time, but that's just who I am.

1076
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 1: So it's like a blanket apology for all the stuff

1077
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna say. And can you take it back when

1078
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 1: people are brutally honest with you, Yes, I counted it

1079
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: too in extent. Oh, come on, I try to be

1080
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: a little hurt about it too. Okay, Okay, all right,

1081
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: all right, I guess we're all allowed to hurt a

1082
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:35,919
Speaker 1: little bit and then move on. All right, Thank you, Brooke,

1083
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: Thank you for being brutally honest with us. Thank you. Now,

1084
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: great tea has a long list. Okay, I was trying

1085
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 1: to be honest with myself. If I if you guys

1086
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: are gonna tell me, these are the things I wrote down. Okay,

1087
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: So the line is this. If you're going to date me,

1088
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: please understand, I'm apologizing ahead of time. Here are my faults. Hey,

1089
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: I'm a needy person. I'm a mushy person. I'm competitive person.

1090
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 1: I'm instag pure person. I'm I'm extremely neat. I make

1091
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: up stories in my head kind of a person, and

1092
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: I expect an instant response from you kind of a

1093
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: person as well. There you go. I have a hanger

1094
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 1: issues person. I'm a lex scary scary. You're gonna date someone,

1095
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: warn them ahead of time. This is your fault and

1096
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: you're not going to change it. I don't pay attention,

1097
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: and I constantly ask you to repeat things. Okay, that's true. Right,

1098
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: Oh did you ask Nate? Because Nates is going to

1099
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 1: be Nobody loves me more than me. I don't let

1100
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: you know I may fall in love with you, but

1101
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 1: I will not be in love with you as much

1102
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: as I'm in love with me. Correct, What about like

1103
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: you may end up dead? Right dead? My apologies ahead

1104
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: of time, I may kill you. Yes, mine? Are I

1105
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 1: talk loud? I say inappropriate things and I have a

1106
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: potty mouth, I tell long story and I'm a perfectionist.

1107
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:06,879
Speaker 1: There you go, Yeah, it's all true. But keep in mind, good,

1108
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: it's all good. Keep in mind you're not going to

1109
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: change it. Nope, No, this is just in How come

1110
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 1: nobody else had farting on their list? It's okay, Maria, Maria,

1111
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: how are you good? How are you doing well? All right?

1112
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: You have a fault, and even though you know it's

1113
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 1: a fault, you're not going to change it or even

1114
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: work on it. What is it? Um? My fault would

1115
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 1: be is I don't listen at all and I do

1116
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 1: what I want anyways? Right? You and I share the

1117
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 1: same line. Really happy? There you go your opinion, but

1118
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,399
Speaker 1: it doesn't really matter exactly, and you're not and you're

1119
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:46,479
Speaker 1: not even thinking about changing that, are you not? At all? Nope? Nope,

1120
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: there you go. I love thank you, Mariah. I love

1121
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: how we have come to accept our fault. I think

1122
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: that's a beautiful thing. Yes, Producer, Sam, I over communicate

1123
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: and it's horrible. Like if I'm a little upset, no

1124
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: matter the situation, and William goes Sam, what's wrong, We'll say, well,

1125
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: you brought dinner and you didn't ask me if I

1126
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: wanted anything, like in front of his friends and family,

1127
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,399
Speaker 1: because I don't like things building up, right, So I'll

1128
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 1: just tell you right off the back. You get it

1129
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: off your chest. Yeah, but it's not always the timer play.

1130
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: There's a price to pay for being with Sam. Yeah,

1131
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: there's a price to pay with being with any Yeah,

1132
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: but that's the point. Hello, is this is that? Lou? Lou?

1133
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: What's going on? Lou? Uh? Yeah? Go ahead apologize ahead

1134
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: of time as you get into a relationship. My apologies

1135
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: something about me and it's not going to change. What

1136
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: is that? I'm just gonna have way much better hair

1137
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: than you, and it's not going to change whatsoever I've

1138
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: got the better. You can deep condition all you want, Baby,

1139
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: You're not gonna have hair like Lou. That's that's the trick.

1140
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 1: That's the only flaw. I'll take it. That's not a

1141
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 1: bad flaw. Perfect hair. But no, his flaw isn't that

1142
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 1: he is perfect hair. His flaw is that he refuses

1143
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: to allow you to think you have better hair. Right, Yeah,

1144
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I like that, lou all right,

1145
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: thank you very much, and there you go. I have

1146
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: a bunch more if you need them, you need absolutely

1147
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 1: What other faults do you have? But you refuse to

1148
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: change them? You're totally okay with them. I would like

1149
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: to apologize to my future significant other because I get

1150
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 1: easily bored and I will yawn and I can't help it.

1151
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: I will ignore you if an animal walks by. It's

1152
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 1: not on purpose, but if there's a cute dog, Like

1153
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: I'm not listening to anything that you're saying. I get

1154
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 1: pissed at you when I have a bad dream. I'm

1155
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 1: an unreasonably angry person. When I'm hungry, get away from me.

1156
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: And I joke around too much. Yep, yep. I've been

1157
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: told a lot like a serious situation. I'll find something

1158
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: to laugh at and people don't like that. Are you

1159
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: going to change that? Now? Hello, Ashley? Hi, go ahead,

1160
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 1: we're doing well. Go ahead. You don't have to apologize.

1161
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: It's a fault you're not changing it. What is it? Um?

1162
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 1: I would not or I would apologize ahead of time

1163
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 1: for being a bad hog because I yeah, noize. What

1164
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 1: size bed do you sleep in? Am? I sleep in

1165
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: a full bed? Okay, so it's not the hugest bed,

1166
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: but it's your bed, and if you have someone sharing

1167
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 1: it with you, there's a chance they're gonna end up

1168
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: on the floor. I just get cold at night. So

1169
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: if they have more body heath than me, I automatically

1170
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: moved to them. So they don't have a lot of rooms. Yeah,

1171
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 1: it's goodly, but not everyone likes that. But they have

1172
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 1: to get over because that's how Ashley rolls off the bed.

1173
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: All right, Actually, thank you very much. All right. So

1174
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: in closing, you have what you may think is a fault.

1175
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 1: It may be a fault, it may be something you

1176
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: desperately need to change in order to live a better life,

1177
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 1: but you're not going to fine. Live with it. I

1178
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: own it, live with it, live with it, own it,

1179
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 1: love it. Just it's you. It's good. It's good. I

1180
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 1: love that. Let's get into the Danielle report. We're gonna

1181
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 1: go around the room in a second. Should we got

1182
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 1: around the room first. Let's go around the room. We'll

1183
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 1: start with you, Danielle. What's up? All right? So I

1184
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: was telling you guys this before that. I was trying

1185
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: to pack a little bit for Puerto Rico and I

1186
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 1: try on a couple of dresses that used the fit

1187
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: and they don't fit anymore. So I looked in the

1188
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: mirror and at first I cracked up laughing, and then

1189
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 1: I started to cry. And then my husband told me, honey,

1190
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 1: you look great. What do you stop? And then I

1191
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 1: stopped for a minute and I went, you know what,

1192
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: this is what I have. I'm very lucky. My life

1193
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 1: is very lucky. Who cares I put on a couple

1194
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 1: of pounds. What is the difference? Use what you have

1195
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: and go with it. And that is it. And that

1196
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 1: is what I've decided to do and to be positive

1197
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 1: about it. And that's my point. Own it. Own it.

1198
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna own my new boutet. I love your body

1199
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 1: over over here. You know, Danielle. When I even when

1200
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: I was at my largest yea and I was huge,

1201
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 1: I never had a problem with me. I didn't. I

1202
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 1: had a problem because it was difficult to find clothes

1203
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 1: that fit and I sweat a lot. Other than that,

1204
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 1: I didn't have a problem with me, And I think

1205
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 1: that's so important. Yeah, just it's you're okay, I think,

1206
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,439
Speaker 1: so I am okay. Don't define yourself by your body,

1207
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: to find yourself by the great things you do. Confidence

1208
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 1: is the sexiest thing anyone can have anyway. Yeah, and

1209
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: you are what's I'm producer Sam. So this is some

1210
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: advice my therapist gave me, and I love it and

1211
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: I got to experience it yesterday. When something happens, you

1212
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 1: don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

1213
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 1: It's just a thing because it takes some time to unravel.

1214
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 1: And I had lunch the other day with someone who

1215
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: got out of a nine year relationship and it was

1216
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,919
Speaker 1: the most devastating part of his life. And he met

1217
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 1: his soulmate recently, which is the weirdest thing to observe.

1218
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 1: But if I told him in the past that it

1219
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 1: was good that he and his ex broke up, he

1220
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't you know that he would have never believed me.

1221
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 1: But that needed to happen to meet this new person

1222
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 1: in his life. And someone else got let go from

1223
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 1: their job a few months ago, and this incredible opportunity

1224
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: is opening up now. Neither of those things wouldn't have

1225
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: happened for my friends unless that quote unquote bad thing

1226
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: happened before. Things are good or bad things. Just let

1227
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: the wave ride, let him play out. Hell, yeah, what's up, Froggy?

1228
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 1: So we just said that exercise or we talked about

1229
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 1: what our faults are. I just got a text on

1230
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: my wife. She says, oh, honey, you forgot a few

1231
01:01:56,400 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 1: call me during the break. Yeah, there you go. Isn't

1232
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 1: that nice? Oh yeah, that's get back to us on

1233
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 1: that list. I will sure because I have if I

1234
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: think you left off Okay, okay, I think you got

1235
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: them all. Hey, Gandhi, what's up? I just had a question,

1236
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 1: an etiquette question for the room that maybe you could

1237
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 1: help me answer. If you if someone does something nice

1238
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: for you and you want to give them a thank

1239
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 1: you gift or a card, how quickly do you have

1240
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: to make that happen? I don't know, Like, is there

1241
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 1: a time limit and they a month? At least a month?

1242
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:31,919
Speaker 1: You can you imagine? Okay, Let's say Daniel did something

1243
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 1: great for you and the next day you gave her

1244
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: a thank you card. What if Daniel did something great

1245
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 1: for you and a year later you said you know what,

1246
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 1: I can't get what you did off my mind. Even

1247
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 1: though it was a year ago. I'm still thinking about it.

1248
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 1: How powerful is that I would postpone the thank you.

1249
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 1: That's a great way to spin it. And now maybe

1250
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 1: I will do that because we wait a little too

1251
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: long to do something. And now I'm going to use

1252
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 1: what you just said. I know, are they listening. Probably?

1253
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: Oh damn it, they don't know who they are. They don't.

1254
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 1: I love that. Okay, if it still impacts you, like

1255
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: a month later, it's good. That's even more powerful. I've

1256
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 1: been thinking about you this whole time. Oh you're so smart.

1257
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 1: I'm brilliant. All right, Danielle, what's going on? All right?

1258
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 1: So Drake has been known to curse his favorite teams

1259
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 1: by wearing their logos, their swag. You know. So he

1260
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: reversed the curse. You ready. He wore Sixers gear so

1261
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 1: they'd lose to his rafters. So Sixers fans rude, you

1262
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 1: can blame Drake when Drake, I'm telling you, let's start

1263
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 1: the hashtag this morning. You know who Josh gadd is, right,

1264
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 1: Olaf from Frozen. He's gonna start in a honey I

1265
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: shrunk the Kid's remake. If you never saw the original,

1266
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,920
Speaker 1: well don't worry about it, just wait for the remake.

1267
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 1: Congratulations to our girl Lizzo on her debut into the

1268
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 1: Billboard Hot one hundred Truth Hurts debut at number fifty. Um,

1269
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 1: So that is amazing for her and she she is

1270
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 1: just I mean, she got thirteen point six million streams

1271
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: in America. I mean, she's just she's climbing up there,

1272
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 1: and I'm glad we got her when we when we

1273
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 1: got her her and Sasha Flute, yeah, Sagan us now

1274
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 1: they all yeah. So John Legend trailer talk. If you

1275
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 1: haven't watched this on his Instagram, it's so funny. He

1276
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 1: sets up a keyboard outside of his trailer on the

1277
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 1: set of the Voice to kind of pass the time,

1278
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 1: and he has like Blake Shelton come on, and he

1279
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 1: has you know, other people. He had Chrissy Teagan on

1280
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,240
Speaker 1: the other day and she said she was so honored

1281
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 1: to be part of it. It's so cute and he's

1282
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:28,640
Speaker 1: just so adorable. I can't stand it. So check that

1283
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 1: out when you get a chance. Rihanna, our girl got

1284
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 1: together with Louis Vaton and they are giving us a

1285
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 1: new fashion line. It's going to include ready to wear clothing, shoes, accessories.

1286
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 1: It's going to launch the spring twenty nineteen season as

1287
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:45,160
Speaker 1: the first house established by this group. Uh So it's

1288
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 1: very exciting and I'm sure very affordable that it is.

1289
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 1: I'm sure we're gonna be able to afford two of everything. God,

1290
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 1: I love her. So ABC is getting ready to give

1291
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 1: us American Idol again for a third season, but the

1292
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: judges are not signed yet. It sounds like there could

1293
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:04,240
Speaker 1: be some changes. There's fifty million dollars that they're spending

1294
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 1: on judges, a loan, and the host because Ryan gets

1295
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: a lot of money. But I think that the show

1296
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:11,720
Speaker 1: is so perfect right now and it works so well

1297
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,960
Speaker 1: that they need to do what it takes to keep

1298
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 1: it intact because people are loving this new brand. So

1299
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, though they're saying some changes may be coming,

1300
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 1: so I will keep you posted on that. One change

1301
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: is good. So I guess you weren't here listening to that.

1302
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 1: Wait a second, so I know you guys probably heard

1303
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,600
Speaker 1: this already, but people thought there was another error on

1304
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones this week when a promotional photo showed

1305
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 1: one of the characters with a hand that he lost

1306
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 1: in season three. The hand was back in the promotional. Well,

1307
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:41,920
Speaker 1: the photo was taken during filming before the CGI was added,

1308
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 1: and apparently you never saw the hand in Sunday's episode.

1309
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 1: So I don't know, did you see the hands? I

1310
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 1: wasn't paying attention, was missing everyone, Joel. Is it true

1311
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 1: that in the last episode of Game of Thrones you

1312
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:58,640
Speaker 1: could actually see someone's Xbox on the shelf in the back.

1313
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 1: I'm hearing you're hearing Xbox. Jailbirds on Netflix, imposts on Netflix,

1314
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 1: NBA Draft lottery going down tonight, don't forget the boys,

1315
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 1: and I love Master Chef Junior. I'm just amazed that

1316
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:14,560
Speaker 1: those kids can cook the way they damn cook. Crazy.

1317
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 1: It makes me feel bad about myself, I say, it

1318
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 1: really does. Yeah, I'm like that. So what is it

1319
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 1: that cupcake? Oh? That is a vintage chocolate with black Mike,

1320
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: Shut the hell up, you're eight years old. Yeah. I

1321
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,040
Speaker 1: love that they could do that. It's amazing to me.

1322
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're in here. Producer sam oh Dear. Okay,

1323
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,280
Speaker 1: is it true that the other day you were checking

1324
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:37,960
Speaker 1: out at the grocery store and you open your wallet

1325
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 1: to take some cash out of your credit card whatever,

1326
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 1: and there's a nude photo not on your phone, but

1327
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 1: a picture in your wallet, A nude photo of your boyfriend.

1328
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 1: Will Yeah, call me old fashioned, wow, old school, I know,

1329
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:56,080
Speaker 1: like Titanic. Yeah, I have a polaroid. I snuck of

1330
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 1: him about a year ago, and I keep it in

1331
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,880
Speaker 1: my wallet and it usually is pretty safe. But it

1332
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 1: kind of fell out right there on the whatever it

1333
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 1: is where they put the grocery. Okay, but I love that. Look. Look,

1334
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:10,160
Speaker 1: I'm not one of them, but almost everyone in this

1335
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 1: room probably has some photo on their phone along with

1336
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 1: you know, five hundred thousand other photos of something suggestive

1337
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:22,720
Speaker 1: or tasteful and nude whatever. But I the thought of

1338
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:27,760
Speaker 1: having a hard When I say hard, I mean a

1339
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:31,560
Speaker 1: real picture. Yeah, a photograph as they used to call them,

1340
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 1: in your wallet. I find that so interesting. Yeah, I

1341
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 1: felt kind of romantic having it. Like I said, he

1342
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 1: has a peach butt, so I said it was a

1343
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 1: good lighting. I took the opportunity and I snapped the photo.

1344
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 1: And I like having it in my wallet because it's

1345
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:47,480
Speaker 1: better to take out a photo and hold it except

1346
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 1: when it falls out or other than that. Can you

1347
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 1: hold it? Do you show it to other people other

1348
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 1: than the stranger that's checking you out of them, like

1349
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,160
Speaker 1: put it next to me on the couch sometimes we

1350
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 1: watch TV. No, I just like having the tangible photo.

1351
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 1: And it hasn't been a had idea up until this

1352
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 1: week when I really embarrassed the cashier. I mean it's

1353
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, go ahead going to ask for a copy.

1354
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:08,760
Speaker 1: Oh girl, it's good. Would you like to buy when

1355
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:13,440
Speaker 1: I have? I mean, isn't just his but yeah, he's

1356
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 1: laying down as if he's waiting for someone to paint him. No, no,

1357
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 1: I think it show us all the picture at least

1358
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,760
Speaker 1: let us judge. Maybe a quick flash, Yeah, I'm sure.

1359
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:28,800
Speaker 1: Do you have full frontal nudity photos of him? Not

1360
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:35,120
Speaker 1: a polaroid in the cloud? I think that's I think

1361
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,439
Speaker 1: that's so interesting. You have a real photo of him,

1362
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,559
Speaker 1: his little booty. Yeah, people so cool. Usually it's school

1363
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,800
Speaker 1: photos of their children in their wallet. But you know

1364
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,599
Speaker 1: that's my version. So you know what have you ever?

1365
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:49,400
Speaker 1: Has anyone ever accidentally have they seen like a photo

1366
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:52,040
Speaker 1: you have maybe on your phone something they should not

1367
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 1: have seen. Yes, all the time, Well you don't who

1368
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:57,479
Speaker 1: the person was, Sam, I have a great luck in

1369
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:59,840
Speaker 1: this category. What do you mean talk about it? Because

1370
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,800
Speaker 1: Andy gave me a stack of photos. She wanted me

1371
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 1: to choose a photo to give her friends. So I

1372
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:05,120
Speaker 1: was looking through different ones to put in a frame,

1373
01:09:05,439 --> 01:09:07,240
Speaker 1: and then one fell out. I'm my Goddhi, I don't

1374
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:09,840
Speaker 1: think he meant to put this into sash. I think

1375
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:12,600
Speaker 1: this is supposed to be in the secret pile. What

1376
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,760
Speaker 1: was it? It was a gentleman's hand in a very

1377
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 1: promiscuous area. It wasn't that promiscuous. It was a media

1378
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 1: promiscuous in Las Vegas. Yes, it was a hand in Vegas.

1379
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,880
Speaker 1: It was weird. Las Vegas is a very promiscuous area, right.

1380
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:27,639
Speaker 1: And then Sam was like, can I keep this? So sure?

1381
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:29,560
Speaker 1: If you want it? Thank you so good to me.

1382
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:33,759
Speaker 1: What the hell do you want it for? I like photos, clearly, Danielle.

1383
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:36,720
Speaker 1: Daniel Danielle, you did not hesitate. You have obviously some

1384
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:39,559
Speaker 1: photos that people have seen on your phone. I think, well,

1385
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 1: you know, when we go away on trips sometimes my

1386
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 1: husband will say, hey, send me a little something before

1387
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:48,559
Speaker 1: sweet I do, and he does and whatever, and then

1388
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:50,800
Speaker 1: I delete them right away. But I forget that you

1389
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:52,280
Speaker 1: have to delete them off this and they got a

1390
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:56,840
Speaker 1: deleted items for Sometimes you know it's going by and

1391
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:58,880
Speaker 1: you go, oh, and I grabbed the phone so fast.

1392
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:00,920
Speaker 1: I'm like giving that phone back. Well, let's not look

1393
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 1: at that, and then deleted, deleted. I always worry about

1394
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,479
Speaker 1: my kids looking because they've seen a great teammaked on

1395
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:08,800
Speaker 1: my phone. Oh god, that's bad enough, you know. I

1396
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,360
Speaker 1: will tell you. There have been times I've been on

1397
01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:12,400
Speaker 1: an airplane and you can see the people in front

1398
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:13,600
Speaker 1: of you looking at the stuff on their phone, and

1399
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:16,000
Speaker 1: it's right there. Yeah, they forget there's a crack between

1400
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 1: the two seats and you can see everything they're looking at.

1401
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:22,040
Speaker 1: I remember that time I accidentally sent one to you.

1402
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,680
Speaker 1: Oh god, you didn't accidentally send that. You sent that

1403
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:29,200
Speaker 1: on purpose accent. Oh my god, you have a stockpile

1404
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:31,679
Speaker 1: of these in your phone. I do not, I truly

1405
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 1: do not. All right, A long time ago, I used

1406
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 1: to have one of those fake calculators on my phone.

1407
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,600
Speaker 1: You can push the number in the vaults opens and

1408
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,640
Speaker 1: you can see all all gone. Yeah, oh no, my

1409
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:42,920
Speaker 1: fake calculator is still there. But you know, Daniel brings

1410
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:46,000
Speaker 1: up a good point. You can't really Oh yeah, Daniel

1411
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:47,880
Speaker 1: brings up a good point. If you want to see

1412
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:51,519
Speaker 1: what people have deleted, checked their deleted file, because sometimes

1413
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 1: you forget to delete them. That's the thing I now

1414
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:54,880
Speaker 1: in my head. I go get into this, then I

1415
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:56,200
Speaker 1: got to do that, and I gotta go to here.

1416
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:58,160
Speaker 1: But is it a purget? Does it live on the

1417
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 1: cloud forever anyway? Say it doesn't, but I think it does?

1418
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,840
Speaker 1: Can you Dean? I don't know? Hello, Kristen, Hi, Hey,

1419
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 1: so you have nude polaroids of your girlfriends? Uh? What girlfriend?

1420
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:14,240
Speaker 1: In your wallet? They're not nude by any means, but

1421
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:18,280
Speaker 1: I took kind of risque polaroids of myself and snuck

1422
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,720
Speaker 1: them into her wallets. That way, when she went to

1423
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:23,280
Speaker 1: go buy coffee or something. The next day, she's finding them.

1424
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 1: That's genius. God, it is like, okay, Starbucks card is

1425
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 1: right here, Oh my god, pretty much. That's wasn't sad

1426
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:35,280
Speaker 1: about it by any means. See, this is why we

1427
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:40,920
Speaker 1: love We love having instant photos absolutely, you know, because

1428
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:45,360
Speaker 1: love instack in stacks. That is the best. That change

1429
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 1: the nude photo game all the way. Some of them

1430
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:51,080
Speaker 1: are small enough though, you can hide them in your wallet, yeah,

1431
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:54,040
Speaker 1: or in Christian's girlfriends. Oh and they have a printer.

1432
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,280
Speaker 1: You can send pictures from your phone to that little printer,

1433
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,360
Speaker 1: so you can just cut out the moment altogether. It

1434
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,120
Speaker 1: all right. Thank you, Kristen. A great idea. Hide them

1435
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 1: in your partner's wallet, and then every time. I love it.

1436
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. To be honest, I've seen Danielle

1437
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:13,080
Speaker 1: take some of these scandalous pictures. I saw it. I

1438
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 1: watched that happen. It was in the room and it

1439
01:12:15,479 --> 01:12:18,240
Speaker 1: was just down my shirt. It wasn't that scandalous. It

1440
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 1: was your husband. She wasn't in the room. It was okay,

1441
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:29,599
Speaker 1: let's just move one embarrassed. I've been married a long

1442
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,599
Speaker 1: time and we've been together. Log and send him whatever

1443
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,600
Speaker 1: I want. It makes me so happy that you still do.

1444
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:37,120
Speaker 1: I love that. Peter. Is a different problem with your

1445
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:41,240
Speaker 1: Apple TV. Why why what's going on? Peter? Well, when

1446
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:44,960
Speaker 1: the Apple TV first came out, and uh, you would

1447
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,479
Speaker 1: hook up your eye cloud to it, Oh yes, and

1448
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:50,640
Speaker 1: I didn't, so I didn't know that the screensaver was

1449
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:55,439
Speaker 1: all of your pictures. Well, fast forward to my mother's

1450
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:58,840
Speaker 1: birthday one year, my entire family's over and there's a

1451
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:03,800
Speaker 1: picture of my boyfriend and completely nude. So what kind

1452
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:07,880
Speaker 1: of comments did you get? What kind of comments did

1453
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:10,160
Speaker 1: you get from your family when your boyfriend's naked on

1454
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:14,519
Speaker 1: your TV? They're all screaming. I just went and unplugged

1455
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:18,000
Speaker 1: the Apple TV real quick. Oh my gosh, how do

1456
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:21,040
Speaker 1: you turn this thing off? I would panic too. How

1457
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:24,080
Speaker 1: fun though, That's one of those moments. Eventually, eventually you

1458
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:26,479
Speaker 1: laugh and then you call a local radio show and

1459
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:29,240
Speaker 1: talk about it on the show. So you're you're okay.

1460
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:32,200
Speaker 1: I definitely never connected it again. That's sure. There you go.

1461
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:36,040
Speaker 1: All right, Peter, Thank you, Thank you. Peter is not

1462
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,280
Speaker 1: in charge of the av at our school. All right,

1463
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:42,040
Speaker 1: thanks Peter. The three things you need to know from Gandhi, Gandhi,

1464
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 1: what's going on? All right? Former President Jimmy Carter is

1465
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:47,320
Speaker 1: recovering from surgery. He fell in his house. He's ninety

1466
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:49,320
Speaker 1: four years old, and he went and got it taken

1467
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:51,920
Speaker 1: care of. He's okay, he's recovering now. But the most

1468
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:53,680
Speaker 1: interesting part of the story is that he was on

1469
01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 1: his way out at ninety four years old to go

1470
01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:59,160
Speaker 1: turkey hunting. I didn't know he was like that spry,

1471
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:01,600
Speaker 1: so good for him. Someone's gonna shoot the turkeys at

1472
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:05,000
Speaker 1: ninety four. All right, Walmart is gonna do what they

1473
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,599
Speaker 1: say is a great thing and match Amazon's free one

1474
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:09,920
Speaker 1: day delivery. If you order something from Walmart dot com

1475
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 1: for more than thirty five dollars, you will get it

1476
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 1: in a day. So that might make a change their

1477
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:18,439
Speaker 1: game a little while. Okay, Yeah, And finally, NASA plans

1478
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:21,000
Speaker 1: to land a woman on the Moon within the next

1479
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,479
Speaker 1: five years. They want to send a man and a

1480
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:24,560
Speaker 1: woman to the Moon by twenty twenty four, and it

1481
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:26,400
Speaker 1: will be the first human landing on the Moon in

1482
01:14:26,479 --> 01:14:29,880
Speaker 1: more than fifty years. Cool does great t know about this?

1483
01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:32,640
Speaker 1: He doesn't. He may be eligible to be the man

1484
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:35,960
Speaker 1: that goes well, thank you very much, welcome. He's not

1485
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 1: My wife would like to send him. Then, great tee.

1486
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:39,960
Speaker 1: They're going to the moon? You ready to go? Well,

1487
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:43,519
Speaker 1: you know, finally somebody will get up there. It's about time.

1488
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:45,320
Speaker 1: I mean, if they're sitting there, we have to say

1489
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:48,719
Speaker 1: thank you to inter Brianna. Come here a second, intern Brianna.

1490
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:50,920
Speaker 1: This is her last day. Not only does she does

1491
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:54,080
Speaker 1: she keep a knife in her braver, but she wants

1492
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:56,280
Speaker 1: to say a very special thank you to her boyfriend.

1493
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:59,840
Speaker 1: Listen to what her boyfriend does every single day you

1494
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,400
Speaker 1: come in for your internship your boyfriend does what? Yes,

1495
01:15:02,479 --> 01:15:05,200
Speaker 1: I have the best boyfriend ever. His name is Julius Bessara,

1496
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:09,599
Speaker 1: And um, I wouldn't have this internship without him. Why that, Um,

1497
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:13,680
Speaker 1: Because we're from Philly. So it's literally over an hour

1498
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,880
Speaker 1: and a half drive, and so we're up at two

1499
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,840
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning and he drives me here to

1500
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:21,120
Speaker 1: make sure I'm here on time, and he drives me back.

1501
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:25,639
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wait, yeah, he went back to Philly.

1502
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:27,679
Speaker 1: He's gonna come back and get you. No, he waits

1503
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:29,600
Speaker 1: in the city for me. What does he do? He

1504
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,040
Speaker 1: makes his moves. He's an entrepreneur, he's living his life.

1505
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:37,760
Speaker 1: He is the girlfriend here. That's eight years so us out.

1506
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:41,479
Speaker 1: He has been driving you from Philly to New York

1507
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:46,400
Speaker 1: City every internship day. Yes, it's amazing. We should thank him.

1508
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:49,759
Speaker 1: We should thank you. What's his name again, Julius, Julius, Julia.

1509
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:53,600
Speaker 1: You know what, stop down, think about it. You're significant

1510
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,600
Speaker 1: other the things they do for you, and you just

1511
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,800
Speaker 1: gloss over the moon. You just don't think about him.

1512
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:00,280
Speaker 1: That is awesome. You should really stop it at fight

1513
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,840
Speaker 1: what those things are? Thank you so much, Thank you Julius,

1514
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:07,320
Speaker 1: I love you well. You are both lucky because you're

1515
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:10,200
Speaker 1: both great people. All right. In turn, Brianna, thank you,

1516
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,760
Speaker 1: thank you so much for all you've given us. And

1517
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,120
Speaker 1: did you really have a nipe in your bra um? Yes?

1518
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:22,280
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta be safe. His name is Dan

1519
01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:26,600
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Getting up early is tough, but

1520
01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:29,280
Speaker 1: sometimes falling asleep at a decent time is actually tougher.

1521
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:31,720
Speaker 1: If you struggle to fall asleep, try what I use.

1522
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1523
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Speaker 1: free way to fall asleep naturally without feeling groggy in

1524
01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:45,920
Speaker 1: the morning. All right, what do you want to talk about?

1525
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,639
Speaker 1: You want to talk about Howard Stearn's new book, which

1526
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about. Do you want to talk about

1527
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:54,240
Speaker 1: the fact that adults, uh don't make new friends as

1528
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:55,479
Speaker 1: much as it used to. As a matter of fact,

1529
01:16:55,479 --> 01:16:57,519
Speaker 1: some adults haven't made a new friend in five years,

1530
01:16:57,640 --> 01:16:59,479
Speaker 1: oh god? Or do you want to talk about America's

1531
01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:03,800
Speaker 1: self pleasuring habits? Okay? I like that? All right, of course,

1532
01:17:04,439 --> 01:17:06,639
Speaker 1: all right, So Howard's book comes in second place after

1533
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,640
Speaker 1: self pleasuring. I bet he would appreciate that. But you

1534
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:11,160
Speaker 1: know what, the one you decided not to choose is

1535
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,840
Speaker 1: where we're going? Oh, when's last time you made a

1536
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:16,439
Speaker 1: new friend? I feel like this doesn't this isn't fair

1537
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:18,000
Speaker 1: for me because I just moved to a new city.

1538
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:19,800
Speaker 1: So every person that I know right now is a

1539
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:23,519
Speaker 1: new friend, right right, right? Uh, we we make new friends.

1540
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:25,200
Speaker 1: I tell you why. Because we go to bars and

1541
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:29,080
Speaker 1: we drink. Right. Matter of fact, last time we went

1542
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:31,840
Speaker 1: out and ripped and roared it up. We actually took

1543
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:35,599
Speaker 1: a couple home with us. Oh Kinki. Well, and halfway

1544
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:37,400
Speaker 1: to the house, I said, you know, we could murder you.

1545
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:40,400
Speaker 1: You don't know us. You made it weird. No, they

1546
01:17:40,439 --> 01:17:41,840
Speaker 1: just came over. I had a couple of cocktails and

1547
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:43,679
Speaker 1: then they went home and there was nothing. There's nothing

1548
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:46,400
Speaker 1: about it. Okay. It was an older man and woman

1549
01:17:46,479 --> 01:17:48,040
Speaker 1: and it just you know what I'm saying, We just

1550
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:51,200
Speaker 1: hit it off with you can look like it was

1551
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,720
Speaker 1: really funny. Halfway to the house, It's like, you know,

1552
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:56,639
Speaker 1: we could kill you. You know, making new friends it's

1553
01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:58,400
Speaker 1: easier when you're at a bar and when you're drinking

1554
01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:00,240
Speaker 1: you find some commonality because you know some of the

1555
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:03,040
Speaker 1: same people or whatever. But you know what, it's always

1556
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:06,040
Speaker 1: good to be churning new friends through your life, you know,

1557
01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 1: I just I you should be. We have we have

1558
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,680
Speaker 1: some new friends. We're trying to figure out which we

1559
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:12,640
Speaker 1: invite them to the wedding. Well, because there's a lot

1560
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:14,280
Speaker 1: of old friends we can't invite to the wedding because

1561
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,200
Speaker 1: we just don't have room. So we're you know, we're

1562
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,040
Speaker 1: thinking it through. Which, less to me, we made a

1563
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:20,639
Speaker 1: new friend, Danielle. I don't know, it's probably been a while.

1564
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:24,320
Speaker 1: I'm very sad. I tend to be a little guarded. Yep.

1565
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,720
Speaker 1: I think it's because of what we do, because you

1566
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:29,120
Speaker 1: don't want the people to like you for the wrong reasons, right,

1567
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:30,599
Speaker 1: you know. So I tend to be a little guarded

1568
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:33,000
Speaker 1: with that. Um so it's I mean, I don't know.

1569
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:35,599
Speaker 1: I guess it's been a why I talk to everybody, right,

1570
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:37,720
Speaker 1: But I don't think I like become friends. I don't

1571
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:40,240
Speaker 1: become friends. They say that you peak at the age

1572
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:43,559
Speaker 1: of twenty three in making the most friends at any

1573
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:45,760
Speaker 1: given time. Yeah, because you're out of bars, you're being

1574
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:48,560
Speaker 1: very social, right, you know, and you sall have like

1575
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:50,360
Speaker 1: maybe all of your college friends, and then you're meeting

1576
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:53,200
Speaker 1: all of your new work friends and yeah, well hey,

1577
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:56,560
Speaker 1: so okay, best friends? Yes, how many do you have?

1578
01:18:57,479 --> 01:19:01,280
Speaker 1: Best best friends? Someone you can depend on? Your life

1579
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:05,040
Speaker 1: depends on them or could. I would say seven? Seven.

1580
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:07,120
Speaker 1: That's a lot, is it. I was a maid of

1581
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,120
Speaker 1: honor and three weddings last year. I know. But okay,

1582
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:11,400
Speaker 1: these are good friend versus best friends? No, I would

1583
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:15,240
Speaker 1: say best Wow, Okay, trust, there's a lot of trust. Yes,

1584
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:16,479
Speaker 1: I know. I could call them in the middle of

1585
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:17,600
Speaker 1: the night and be like, you gotta come get me

1586
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:19,240
Speaker 1: out of jail, and they'll be there in Gandhi. They

1587
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:22,439
Speaker 1: all feel the same about you, yes, Daniel. Five five

1588
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:26,720
Speaker 1: best friends? Yeah, I have five that I know what Like,

1589
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:29,160
Speaker 1: you know what they're there for too, Like you know

1590
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:31,800
Speaker 1: which one you can call if you got put in jail, right,

1591
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:34,200
Speaker 1: you know which one to call not to call when

1592
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:36,680
Speaker 1: you're in jail. So there is a difference between best

1593
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:39,000
Speaker 1: friends and good friends. Well, no, these five are my

1594
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:42,720
Speaker 1: good friends that I can rely on for anything anything. Yeah,

1595
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:44,559
Speaker 1: these five would do anything from you. You just say

1596
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,240
Speaker 1: good friends, best friends. Okay, now you're saying best friend.

1597
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:52,120
Speaker 1: Yeah you heard that right, Yeah, okay, froggy best friends.

1598
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:58,400
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here counting six. God, that's a lot. Okay, Well,

1599
01:19:58,479 --> 01:20:01,680
Speaker 1: and I guess we all I guess our own individual

1600
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:05,280
Speaker 1: definition of best friends is how we change the account. Yeah,

1601
01:20:05,439 --> 01:20:08,040
Speaker 1: and they don't have to live like near you or

1602
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:10,200
Speaker 1: right around you. They could be anywhere. And that's the

1603
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:13,200
Speaker 1: thing is that I have formed best friends in different places.

1604
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:15,600
Speaker 1: So I have a couple of different spots where I

1605
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:17,479
Speaker 1: have best friends or if I know, if I need anything,

1606
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,519
Speaker 1: I can call that person no matter how far away

1607
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:21,519
Speaker 1: they are, they'll be there for me. You got hose

1608
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,639
Speaker 1: in different area code. You're one of them, and another

1609
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,479
Speaker 1: I'm one of your host And another thing is and

1610
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:28,880
Speaker 1: my definition of best friends is you you can actually

1611
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,599
Speaker 1: go a year without talking to them, that's still your

1612
01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:33,160
Speaker 1: best friends. You know you can trust them? Can you

1613
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:35,880
Speaker 1: pick up what you left off? Yeah, Froggy exactly where

1614
01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:39,280
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Just drives me nuts. When people start

1615
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:42,280
Speaker 1: guilting you never well you know what, don't start. That

1616
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:46,280
Speaker 1: means they're not your best friend. Yeah? Yeah, four? Maybe

1617
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:48,639
Speaker 1: three now though I mean one of them is falling

1618
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:51,240
Speaker 1: off a beat. Okay, that's natural. Three and a half,

1619
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:56,280
Speaker 1: that's natural. What about you? How many do you have? Two? Two? Three?

1620
01:20:56,600 --> 01:21:01,120
Speaker 1: Including Alex okay, and I consider him of one of

1621
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:02,760
Speaker 1: my best friends, but I took him out for some reason.

1622
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:04,720
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird? Yeah? I didn't mean that, Nate. How

1623
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:08,439
Speaker 1: many a guns? I've actually exactly like you? Two three

1624
01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:11,360
Speaker 1: with my significant other? Yeah, great team talk to me.

1625
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:16,679
Speaker 1: I am so scared. It's a number best friends. God,

1626
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:19,960
Speaker 1: I really think I was thinking deeply about this. Um,

1627
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:25,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say maybe, and I mean maybe three. Okay,

1628
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:28,720
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if it's By the way,

1629
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:30,800
Speaker 1: this is not an exercise to drive you nuts, but

1630
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,240
Speaker 1: I really I liked your question. I'm just really trying

1631
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:36,400
Speaker 1: to think, like seriously, not good friends, but like absolute

1632
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:39,840
Speaker 1: best best friends. Look, there is nothing wrong in having

1633
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:42,519
Speaker 1: one best friend or no art. You know, if you

1634
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:45,280
Speaker 1: have no best friend, maybe you could stop and think,

1635
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:46,800
Speaker 1: well why is that. It doesn't mean you have to

1636
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:49,040
Speaker 1: change it. No one's saying you're right or wrong. There

1637
01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:51,040
Speaker 1: is no wrong answer here. There is no wrong. I'm

1638
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:54,680
Speaker 1: gonna say three. What scary question? Does a significant other

1639
01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:57,560
Speaker 1: have to be part of the best friends? Well, I

1640
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:59,400
Speaker 1: think that's a really interesting thing to think about it.

1641
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:02,080
Speaker 1: If they're not now, I would hope that they are.

1642
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:05,120
Speaker 1: I would hope that they are too. Yeah, I would

1643
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:07,800
Speaker 1: hope they're the first person you go to like that,

1644
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:10,800
Speaker 1: Like I know, Sheldon's the first person I would go to, yeah,

1645
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:13,479
Speaker 1: if I had any questions or any trouble with anything.

1646
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:15,439
Speaker 1: But you know, I got to be honest with you there, Danielle.

1647
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:18,599
Speaker 1: There are some things that Alex would not be first

1648
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:20,000
Speaker 1: on my list to go to it because there are

1649
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:22,360
Speaker 1: some things he processes better than others and not as

1650
01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 1: you know, what I'm saying makes sense, I don't know.

1651
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:26,000
Speaker 1: It's like, I know, if I need tough love, I

1652
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:28,720
Speaker 1: go to Froggy's wife Lisa, because I know that she

1653
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:30,120
Speaker 1: is going to just lay it out for me and

1654
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:32,640
Speaker 1: be like, listen, bitch, get your face up off the

1655
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:35,160
Speaker 1: floor and move on. You're better than this, blah blah blah.

1656
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:37,800
Speaker 1: Because I know that that's how she is, and that's

1657
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:39,760
Speaker 1: what I need sometimes. All right, So you know, there

1658
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:41,640
Speaker 1: you go. Let's move on to Howard Stern's book. It

1659
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:45,720
Speaker 1: comes out today. Howard Stern comes again. Rock stars and

1660
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:50,680
Speaker 1: rap gods, comedy legends and a list actors, supermodels and centerfolds,

1661
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:55,320
Speaker 1: moguls and mobsters, and a president. He's interviewed the biggest names.

1662
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:58,040
Speaker 1: And even though he is interviewed many more than he

1663
01:22:58,479 --> 01:23:01,080
Speaker 1: is talking about in his book, he gave he gives

1664
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:04,160
Speaker 1: us the ones he feel are most interesting. Wow, that

1665
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:07,000
Speaker 1: this is a guy who once flew around on over

1666
01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:13,759
Speaker 1: a stage as fart man. Right, Yeah, he has so evolved.

1667
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:16,960
Speaker 1: Howard Stern is just the best example of how you

1668
01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:20,200
Speaker 1: can evolve and you can you can still be at

1669
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:23,040
Speaker 1: the core you. Your foundation is his foundation is still

1670
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:25,880
Speaker 1: Howard Stern. But you know what, through life he has

1671
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:28,519
Speaker 1: never been afraid to say talk about the things that

1672
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:31,280
Speaker 1: have made him scared. He's never been afraid to talk

1673
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:38,439
Speaker 1: about going through um uh bouts of mental not mental illness,

1674
01:23:38,479 --> 01:23:43,160
Speaker 1: the depression right, and dealing with a great life now

1675
01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:46,360
Speaker 1: that he's he's going through therapy sometimes four times a week.

1676
01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:52,240
Speaker 1: Just great. He's so honest and in the interviews he

1677
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:58,000
Speaker 1: does are so great because the people he's interviewing, no,

1678
01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:01,160
Speaker 1: he's honest, they're knowing, they know he doesn't hold anything back.

1679
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:03,479
Speaker 1: If he goes on the year, says he has a

1680
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:07,240
Speaker 1: small penis. He had a far from perfect marriage to

1681
01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:11,559
Speaker 1: his wife which ended, you know, and he's not afraid

1682
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:12,920
Speaker 1: to talk about all the things in his life that

1683
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:17,280
Speaker 1: are aren't perfect. So therefore when he interviews you, you're

1684
01:24:17,479 --> 01:24:20,680
Speaker 1: totally at ease with him. You're like, Okay, I love him.

1685
01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:23,599
Speaker 1: Look at this. I've never seen you so excited about

1686
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:28,519
Speaker 1: a book before. We you know what, name anyone else

1687
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:30,600
Speaker 1: I'm as excited about as Howard. I don't think. I

1688
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:32,599
Speaker 1: don't think, well, because you know what we're we are

1689
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:35,400
Speaker 1: sitting here today being free to say whatever's on our

1690
01:24:35,479 --> 01:24:38,640
Speaker 1: minds because of him, and because of what he was

1691
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:40,880
Speaker 1: not afraid to do and what he was fired for

1692
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,479
Speaker 1: doing in the past. I mean, the guys, he's great.

1693
01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:46,680
Speaker 1: He got Robert Pattinson in here, He's got everyone in

1694
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:50,479
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, Brian Cranston interview. What's that scary? Um? We

1695
01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:52,479
Speaker 1: should have him on, We should have him in studio.

1696
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:54,840
Speaker 1: I think we've tried. He's not coming on our show.

1697
01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:58,920
Speaker 1: Why not? Well, first of all, he works while we're on. Well,

1698
01:24:58,960 --> 01:25:00,280
Speaker 1: then he say those are his days on. Look, I

1699
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:01,680
Speaker 1: don't expect him to come on the show. And I

1700
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:03,040
Speaker 1: got to be honest with you. I don't want him

1701
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:05,120
Speaker 1: on our show. And I'll tell you why, because I

1702
01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:08,400
Speaker 1: put him so high on a pedestal. It would just

1703
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:13,280
Speaker 1: be the most awkward interview. Would I would be an idiot? Yes,

1704
01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:16,559
Speaker 1: I would. Really, that's the one you're gonna fangirl over Frog?

1705
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:18,240
Speaker 1: You agree, you know what I'm saying, right, I would?

1706
01:25:18,479 --> 01:25:21,559
Speaker 1: I totally. You know, I've seen you be around people

1707
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,680
Speaker 1: that you really do, you enjoy and you admire, and

1708
01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:26,639
Speaker 1: you do act a little different. And I do agree

1709
01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:28,560
Speaker 1: that you would fangirl over Howard because he is the

1710
01:25:28,680 --> 01:25:31,720
Speaker 1: one that you credit for putting us where we are now,

1711
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:34,439
Speaker 1: giving us the opportunity. It would be the worst interview ever.

1712
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:36,280
Speaker 1: What if we could have him come in and he

1713
01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:39,960
Speaker 1: interviews you. No, no, yeah, Okay, here's the thing. Do

1714
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:41,800
Speaker 1: you know what he says in this buys book one.

1715
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:44,240
Speaker 1: He wants the book to be very positive, and he

1716
01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:46,519
Speaker 1: put in an interview that he did with Harvey Weinstein,

1717
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:49,360
Speaker 1: and he said that he had to think a lot

1718
01:25:49,439 --> 01:25:51,600
Speaker 1: about whether or not to put this interview in this

1719
01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:54,439
Speaker 1: book because he really wants this book to be all about,

1720
01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:57,720
Speaker 1: you know, being positive and stuff that's interesting. Well, that's

1721
01:25:57,760 --> 01:25:59,880
Speaker 1: the thing about his interview. He could interview someone as

1722
01:26:00,120 --> 01:26:06,880
Speaker 1: is well as Harvey Weinstein. Yeah, crappy, whatever, but he

1723
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:09,799
Speaker 1: can still point out some interesting points in that interview

1724
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:12,200
Speaker 1: that we all need to know about whatever. Okay, Howard

1725
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:14,880
Speaker 1: Stern's book. Now we've got to move on to masturbation. Yeah,

1726
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:23,040
Speaker 1: of course, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh, pleasuring yourself, self pleasuring.

1727
01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:28,320
Speaker 1: I love statistics. Eighty four percent of Americans say they've

1728
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:34,439
Speaker 1: pleasured themselves, sixteen percent haven't, sixteent lying, well, we don't

1729
01:26:34,479 --> 01:26:37,840
Speaker 1: know that, we don't know that. Okay, Okay, God, I

1730
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:40,040
Speaker 1: mean you have to understand. I'm sure there are people

1731
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:42,240
Speaker 1: are out there who never They're just they don't they're

1732
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:44,599
Speaker 1: not interested, they don't need the feeling, the sensation. They

1733
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:49,559
Speaker 1: don't do it, Okay. Ninety one percent of men, seventy

1734
01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:55,400
Speaker 1: eight percent of women say so, it's more men, you're saying,

1735
01:26:55,439 --> 01:26:58,479
Speaker 1: admitting okay, the average age when people do it for

1736
01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:02,320
Speaker 1: the first time fourteen and a half. Thirty seven percent

1737
01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:05,000
Speaker 1: of women twenty twenty one percent of men say getting

1738
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:06,800
Speaker 1: it on with themselves is better than having sex with

1739
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:13,160
Speaker 1: another person, and it's not high numbers. Sixty percent of

1740
01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:15,000
Speaker 1: people say they do it at least once a week.

1741
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:20,439
Speaker 1: Shall I go around the room? We don't gotta ask

1742
01:27:20,479 --> 01:27:24,120
Speaker 1: Greg Tea, we know that Friday. Now he schedules it right,

1743
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:27,680
Speaker 1: I am a professional. That means you get paid for it. No, meaning, like,

1744
01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:29,880
Speaker 1: that's what that means. Oh, I'm saying that if there

1745
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:33,960
Speaker 1: was a little you're an expert. Thank you, thank you,

1746
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:37,400
Speaker 1: thank you. You're a gold medalist. Okay, So that means

1747
01:27:37,439 --> 01:27:39,600
Speaker 1: you competed against other people. What did that look like? No,

1748
01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:42,080
Speaker 1: that's what you're saying. I just know if I did,

1749
01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:44,080
Speaker 1: what do you eve somebody else? I would be the best?

1750
01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:46,560
Speaker 1: Did you ever think about what you say? I'm a

1751
01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:50,760
Speaker 1: gold medalist? Okay? One silver? Well, I don't know one

1752
01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:52,599
Speaker 1: kind of gold. Did you reach to get that medal

1753
01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:55,040
Speaker 1: we're going to score? Did you get a great tea

1754
01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:57,200
Speaker 1: earlier said this? You know, the old saying is too

1755
01:27:57,320 --> 01:28:00,120
Speaker 1: much of Okay, it's an old saying. You know, no

1756
01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:02,880
Speaker 1: saying is too much of a of a good thing

1757
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:06,760
Speaker 1: is not a good thing. It's true, too much of

1758
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:10,040
Speaker 1: a good thing is maybe not a good thing. All right.

1759
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:16,000
Speaker 1: Two percent of men, twenty percent of women regularly self

1760
01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:19,559
Speaker 1: pleasure in the shower, like say, get it done, got

1761
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:21,679
Speaker 1: to go to work. Six percent of men two percent

1762
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:24,320
Speaker 1: of women do it in the car. Okay, what that's

1763
01:28:24,439 --> 01:28:27,479
Speaker 1: danger while it's moving? Don't judge not just it's a

1764
01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:30,679
Speaker 1: safety issue. Three percent of men two percent of women

1765
01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:36,800
Speaker 1: do it at work. You're judging. Why are you so judging?

1766
01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:40,320
Speaker 1: We have a lot of equipment. You can get messed

1767
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:42,160
Speaker 1: up with someone. Somebody could be doing it in the

1768
01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:45,400
Speaker 1: room right now, right now, in this room, I'm cleaning

1769
01:28:45,479 --> 01:28:48,840
Speaker 1: my oven. Look at BRONI. He shows us his hands.

1770
01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:51,639
Speaker 1: Hands are missing, great teas, hands are on his crotch.

1771
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:55,920
Speaker 1: Stop it. Twenty seven percent of men, nine percent of

1772
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:59,920
Speaker 1: women say they've had a quote mishap happen while they

1773
01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:02,320
Speaker 1: were doing it, like someone walking into the room. Oh

1774
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:05,519
Speaker 1: have you have you guys ever been caught? I don't

1775
01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:11,640
Speaker 1: think so of one. Garrett, Garrett, Garrett, look, let look right,

1776
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:14,360
Speaker 1: I had to think about it. Seventy five percent of

1777
01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:17,280
Speaker 1: met women, seventy five percent of men. Fifty five percent

1778
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:20,920
Speaker 1: of women use porn. Five okay, this is a big one.

1779
01:29:21,360 --> 01:29:24,400
Speaker 1: Five percent of men. Thirty nine percent of women use

1780
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:29,800
Speaker 1: a vibrating toy, and finally, thirty nine percent of men.

1781
01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:32,640
Speaker 1: Twenty nine percent of women say they've pleasured themselves in

1782
01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:36,160
Speaker 1: a quote weird way, like using strange objects or in

1783
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:39,720
Speaker 1: a strange place. What's weird? A lot of questions about that,

1784
01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:44,439
Speaker 1: No details, no, great tea, I just I don't want

1785
01:29:44,479 --> 01:29:48,920
Speaker 1: to know. Was it like a did you warm up

1786
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:53,600
Speaker 1: a cantalope in the microwave? I'll try anything. Remember my

1787
01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:56,960
Speaker 1: friend in college? No move on. I won't say who

1788
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,160
Speaker 1: it was, but there is somebody in this room or

1789
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:01,960
Speaker 1: the other room who got a severe injury doing something

1790
01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:07,880
Speaker 1: to himself. Who's younger? Great tea, No, I'm not. I'm

1791
01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:09,920
Speaker 1: not saying who it is. You really don't know Scott,

1792
01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:12,400
Speaker 1: I mean Scottie. He's the weirdest set of all of us,

1793
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:14,840
Speaker 1: the stuff he comes up with. All right, look, it

1794
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:16,720
Speaker 1: might be, it might not. I don't know. My apologies

1795
01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:19,040
Speaker 1: if we've upset you, if it made you uncomfortable, But

1796
01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:21,599
Speaker 1: you know, we're just talking about real life stuff. What's

1797
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:24,920
Speaker 1: your question, Scary? I wonder how many people are what

1798
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:27,719
Speaker 1: percentage of the audience have done it while they're listening

1799
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:32,800
Speaker 1: to this broadcast. Oh, I'm just thinking about what percentage.

1800
01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:39,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's number exactly. Did you go do

1801
01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:43,000
Speaker 1: some research? A lot people who he'll stop, look in

1802
01:30:43,080 --> 01:30:46,400
Speaker 1: the air and go, okay, I'm thinking twenty three percent.

1803
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:49,560
Speaker 1: You remember when he did this with Stevia like the

1804
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:54,080
Speaker 1: artificial sugar. He goes froggy, it's a thousand times better

1805
01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:57,080
Speaker 1: for you than sugar, and you're like, where did you

1806
01:30:57,120 --> 01:31:00,599
Speaker 1: get that number? I don't know. When we go back

1807
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:02,840
Speaker 1: to one of those statistics really quickly, you said two

1808
01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:04,679
Speaker 1: percent are doing it at work, and then I laughed,

1809
01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:06,920
Speaker 1: and you're like, why are you judging now? I think

1810
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:08,600
Speaker 1: if you can't just keep it in your pants for

1811
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:11,080
Speaker 1: the time that you're at work, that's worth being judged over.

1812
01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:14,040
Speaker 1: I know. Okay, look, I haven't done it at work. Okay,

1813
01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:16,479
Speaker 1: I've had sex with other people at work, that's fine,

1814
01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:21,720
Speaker 1: but never pleasure myself. No, I think, don't you have

1815
01:31:21,840 --> 01:31:23,560
Speaker 1: to leave a little room for people who like the

1816
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:28,000
Speaker 1: excitement of maybe maybe getting caught. Oh yeah, I'm not

1817
01:31:28,040 --> 01:31:29,960
Speaker 1: saying don't do it. I'm just saying I might side

1818
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:31,400
Speaker 1: on you, like I really got to go in the

1819
01:31:31,479 --> 01:31:35,120
Speaker 1: lactation room right now. Okay, that's kind of weird. Okay,

1820
01:31:35,840 --> 01:31:42,720
Speaker 1: so you're judging, I mean, right you really, I don't

1821
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,400
Speaker 1: think less of you if you've been in your pants

1822
01:31:44,479 --> 01:31:47,960
Speaker 1: at work, unless you're with somebody else at work, and

1823
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:49,640
Speaker 1: then you're doing it for the thrill of doing it

1824
01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:52,240
Speaker 1: at work and getting caught all right, moving on, I

1825
01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:55,760
Speaker 1: think I think we've really h We've run this one.

1826
01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:58,400
Speaker 1: We've run this one as long as we can run it.

1827
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:00,880
Speaker 1: Let's get bored. Well, sorry, you don't want to mess

1828
01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:07,200
Speaker 1: up a board here with like sat right here where

1829
01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:11,960
Speaker 1: my microphone is located and had sex sitting with Heather

1830
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:17,720
Speaker 1: whatever she was sitting. Was she sitting you? Can you

1831
01:32:17,800 --> 01:32:26,439
Speaker 1: bring me that? Do we have those towelets? Yeah, we

1832
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:29,720
Speaker 1: gotta get into sound. I have a sex story coming

1833
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:33,400
Speaker 1: up from the news. So the Bachelor, right last night

1834
01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:36,719
Speaker 1: it was the awkward icebreakers when every all the guys

1835
01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:38,600
Speaker 1: can come out of the limo and meet Hannah for

1836
01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:42,439
Speaker 1: the first time, like Matt, I'm mad, Donald and I'm

1837
01:32:42,520 --> 01:32:46,519
Speaker 1: really nervous and I hope I catch your eye. Goodbye? Yeah,

1838
01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:49,719
Speaker 1: what about Cam the rapper? I gotta keep a fresh

1839
01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:52,439
Speaker 1: lot and coming out the limo? What you know about me?

1840
01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:56,280
Speaker 1: This the rap demo? It is your boy Cam? Yea

1841
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:59,640
Speaker 1: all right, So, so normally this happens towards the end

1842
01:32:59,640 --> 01:33:01,679
Speaker 1: of the show, but had to found out that Scott

1843
01:33:02,040 --> 01:33:04,479
Speaker 1: had a girlfriend as of last week before we started

1844
01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:07,120
Speaker 1: filming the show. Well, your girlfriend thinks that you're coming

1845
01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:09,840
Speaker 1: back for her after all this is done, and like,

1846
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:13,400
Speaker 1: that's not okay. There's twenty out other guys in there

1847
01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:16,439
Speaker 1: that I'm hoping are here for the right reasons and

1848
01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:18,560
Speaker 1: don't have other girls just waiting at home. If this

1849
01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:22,000
Speaker 1: doesn't work out and you're here and taking up so

1850
01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:24,320
Speaker 1: much time, it's not fair to me. It's definitely not

1851
01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:26,400
Speaker 1: fair to that girl who thinks that she's your girlfriend

1852
01:33:26,439 --> 01:33:30,559
Speaker 1: back at home. You're not here for what I'm wanting,

1853
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:33,720
Speaker 1: then it's your teams to leave, all right? Oh yeah,

1854
01:33:34,439 --> 01:33:36,040
Speaker 1: he had a girlfriend two days before he went on

1855
01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:40,120
Speaker 1: the show. Surprise anyone. No, I have a girlfriend who

1856
01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:42,960
Speaker 1: tried out for the show with a boyfriend. She knew,

1857
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:47,120
Speaker 1: they knew going into this is a bull. You know what?

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Speaker 1: Give me wake up that, don't let it go. We

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Speaker 1: we really got to keep all right. Last week tonight,

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Speaker 1: Bill Nye. He's mad as hell and he's not gonna

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01:33:58,080 --> 01:34:00,360
Speaker 1: take it anymore. About the Earth, it's on fire. It

1862
01:34:00,520 --> 01:34:02,240
Speaker 1: makes sense. Listen to what he says here. At the

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Speaker 1: end of this century, if emissions keep rising, the average

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01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:07,879
Speaker 1: temperature on Earth could go up another four to eight degrees.

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01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:12,600
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is the planet's on fire. There are

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Speaker 1: a lot of things we could do to put it out.

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Speaker 1: Are any of them free? No, of course, not not

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01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:20,639
Speaker 1: things free. You idiots. Grow the up. You're not children anymore.

1869
01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:24,080
Speaker 1: I didn't mind explaining photosynthesis to you when you were twelve,

1870
01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:27,240
Speaker 1: but your adults now. And this is an actual crisis,

1871
01:34:27,479 --> 01:34:35,080
Speaker 1: got it. Safety glasses off? Mother, getting real, all right?

1872
01:34:35,160 --> 01:34:37,600
Speaker 1: And then we're just talking about sex stats. Let's go

1873
01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:40,599
Speaker 1: to Fox four in Texas. Why was this guy arrested? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Hamilton guy arrested for simulating sex with a pink pool

1875
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,280
Speaker 1: raft in public? And why did it have to be pink?

1876
01:34:48,479 --> 01:34:51,080
Speaker 1: What else you got? Really? What else you got? And no?

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Speaker 1: That that's it. Now there's gotta be more. No, you

1878
01:34:53,520 --> 01:34:55,519
Speaker 1: can't end with that. Well, no, he was arrested eight

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Speaker 1: times for doing it with eight other inflatables. Oh oh,

1880
01:34:58,240 --> 01:35:04,200
Speaker 1: different colors, different things. Yeah, Hamilton guy arrested for simulating

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01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:08,000
Speaker 1: sex with a pink pool raft in public. And it's

1882
01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:10,479
Speaker 1: not his first time. Somebody called police to report a

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01:35:10,600 --> 01:35:13,720
Speaker 1: naked man en Route four in Hamilton's interacting with a

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Speaker 1: plastic pool floaty in full view of the public and

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Speaker 1: passing vehicle. He's actually been arrested for this sort of

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Speaker 1: stuff eight times, but he's also been charged with incidents

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Speaker 1: with a an inflatable pumpkin and an inflatable Santa clause.

1888
01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:35,479
Speaker 1: No he did Santa. This is not a pupkin pumplin.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, thank you. You're not a good American today.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Hyeah, you're a good American absolutely, Danielle. Oh,

1891
01:35:44,760 --> 01:35:46,640
Speaker 1: I'm looking up the picture of the guy. This is

1892
01:35:46,720 --> 01:35:52,240
Speaker 1: the guy that had sex to be inflatable. Oh, he's hot, kidding?

1893
01:35:52,960 --> 01:35:55,160
Speaker 1: Is it okay to judge him? Or no? No? Stop

1894
01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:57,559
Speaker 1: judging might be part of the two percent at work.

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01:35:58,120 --> 01:36:00,640
Speaker 1: I don't think so. All right, I'm having sex with

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01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:04,800
Speaker 1: inflatable santas, all right, daniel all right. So I don't

1897
01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:08,080
Speaker 1: know if you've seen it yet, but the next Moleficit movie,

1898
01:36:08,320 --> 01:36:11,920
Speaker 1: the clip for it with Angelina Jolie is out. I

1899
01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:14,240
Speaker 1: actually tweeted it out for you at Danielle Narrow if

1900
01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:16,120
Speaker 1: you want to go check it out. It looks like

1901
01:36:16,160 --> 01:36:18,639
Speaker 1: it's going to be amazing. It comes out in October

1902
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:22,639
Speaker 1: and it's called Maleficent Mistress of Evil. Is it's still Angelina?

1903
01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:27,040
Speaker 1: It is still Felicity Huffman pleaded guilty yesterday to cheating

1904
01:36:27,040 --> 01:36:29,479
Speaker 1: to get her daughter into college. She did cry when

1905
01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:32,080
Speaker 1: she was up there. Prosecutors wanted her do to four

1906
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Speaker 1: to ten months behind bars. Pay it's twenty thousand dollars fine.

1907
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Speaker 1: Her sentencing is on September thirteenth. Sean Mendez is underwear once.

1908
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Speaker 1: It ends it up in John Mayer's hotel room, but

1909
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Speaker 1: it's not for the reason you think they were actually

1910
01:36:44,320 --> 01:36:46,640
Speaker 1: working in the studio together. Sean remembered he was out

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Speaker 1: of underwear, so John Mayer's assistant was kind enough to

1912
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Speaker 1: go out and get him a pack. He forgot to

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Speaker 1: take them, and so they wound up in the other room.

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01:36:54,160 --> 01:36:55,679
Speaker 1: So they were still in the rapper there. It's still

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Speaker 1: in the rap That doesn't count, I guess. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't say it was still in the rapper, but

1917
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess it was still in the Billie Eilish

1918
01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:04,439
Speaker 1: said that she wears baggy clothing so you can't judge

1919
01:37:04,479 --> 01:37:07,280
Speaker 1: her body, which makes sense to me. If my clothes

1920
01:37:07,320 --> 01:37:09,639
Speaker 1: are baggy enough, you can't see what's going on underneath.

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Speaker 1: Name right, Come on and BTS. They thank they're fans

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Speaker 1: for braving the rain during their Chicago shows over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the rain was ridiculous. They took to Twitter

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Speaker 1: they said, thank you for staying for cheering for us

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Speaker 1: even though it was so cold. They're gonna remember Chicago's

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Speaker 1: army forever, and they said they told their fans make

1927
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Speaker 1: sure you drink hot water and take a hot bath

1928
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Speaker 1: before you go to sleep. Self care. So yeah, they

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Speaker 1: were very very sweet. Let's see, Lizzo is in Billboard's

1930
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Speaker 1: Hot one hundred. Congratulations to her, so that's her first

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Speaker 1: time there. I know she's very excited. Tonight on television,

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Speaker 1: you can watch Joe Birds on Netflix. A lot of

1933
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Speaker 1: us are like in that imposters on Netflix. The NBA

1934
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Speaker 1: Draft lottery goes down tonight. You do have the voice

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Speaker 1: and a little master Chef too. Here. Hey, I think

1936
01:37:53,560 --> 01:37:55,519
Speaker 1: I'm inde a mistake. I was talking about Howard Stern

1937
01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:58,080
Speaker 1: who always talks about how he goes to see a

1938
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Speaker 1: therapist sometimes four times a week, and I said that

1939
01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:02,760
Speaker 1: he was dealing with depression. I don't think that's the case.

1940
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Speaker 1: It was different, different kinds of things he was dealing with.

1941
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Speaker 1: I don't think depression was on the list. So I

1942
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Speaker 1: didn't want to let anyone think that reporting. Yeah, I

1943
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Speaker 1: just want to let you know. You know, I don't

1944
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Speaker 1: want to do false news, fake news anyway, So go

1945
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Speaker 1: buy his book. If you don't buy Howard's book today,

1946
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Speaker 1: I can't be your friends. Thank god they sent me

1947
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Speaker 1: Hello lady, we take chances on this show. I need

1972
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Speaker 1: to go back to break because I'm eating. Yeah, can

1973
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Speaker 1: you put the food down for Can you step away

1974
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Speaker 1: from the Mozodali states just a moment. Great tea has

1975
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Speaker 1: statistics you want to share with us? In a sea way?

1976
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Speaker 1: Do you find out how many of us do love

1977
01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:03,280
Speaker 1: the smell of gasolene? How many of us don't? This

1978
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Speaker 1: is very important stuff. Let's say, Hello, I had a

1979
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Speaker 1: caller there. Where did she go? Hi? Is this Brandy? Yeah?

1980
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Speaker 1: It is Brandy. How's everything in beautiful Columbus, Ohio where

1981
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Speaker 1: Gandi used to live? Oh h yes, it's beautiful, little

1982
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Speaker 1: chillier than usual. So Brandy wanted to tell us she's pregnant.

1983
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Speaker 1: She's put on a few pounds but she needed to

1984
01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:29,240
Speaker 1: hear our show today. It's making her feel good. What

1985
01:40:29,840 --> 01:40:32,080
Speaker 1: did we do to make you feel good? Ah, you

1986
01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:34,160
Speaker 1: guys were talking. I think it was a while ago

1987
01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:36,320
Speaker 1: about how Dani always talking about how she's put it

1988
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:38,840
Speaker 1: a few pounds and embracing it, and it's something I

1989
01:40:39,040 --> 01:40:41,800
Speaker 1: struggle with even before if I was pregnant. So I

1990
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Speaker 1: just kind of needed to hear that today. Oh, oh

1991
01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:47,960
Speaker 1: my gosh. I remember when I was pregnant, and I

1992
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Speaker 1: remember everyone going in the backyards put on the bathing

1993
01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:52,920
Speaker 1: suit for the first day of the season, and I

1994
01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:57,960
Speaker 1: remember crying just like you because I'm like, Hi, same thing.

1995
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Speaker 1: I've been there. We've all been there, you know, especially

1996
01:41:01,040 --> 01:41:03,280
Speaker 1: if you've been pregnant, so just you know what the

1997
01:41:03,360 --> 01:41:05,760
Speaker 1: most important thing is the little person growing inside of

1998
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Speaker 1: that belly and keeping that person healthy. So there, you know,

1999
01:41:08,320 --> 01:41:11,479
Speaker 1: don't worry about the other stuff. Feel feel beautiful and

2000
01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:14,040
Speaker 1: glowing when you're pregnant, because that's when you're close fit

2001
01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:17,880
Speaker 1: to the best. Absolutely, Thank you so much. You guys.

2002
01:41:18,439 --> 01:41:22,160
Speaker 1: By the way, don't let anyone use that oh you're emotional,

2003
01:41:22,280 --> 01:41:25,519
Speaker 1: because you know it's the hormones and you're pregnant. It

2004
01:41:25,680 --> 01:41:28,519
Speaker 1: may be, it may not be, doesn't matter. You're feeling

2005
01:41:28,560 --> 01:41:30,400
Speaker 1: what you're feeling. You go with it. Don't let anyone

2006
01:41:30,439 --> 01:41:32,919
Speaker 1: try to tell you, well, you know you're a hormone

2007
01:41:33,120 --> 01:41:36,160
Speaker 1: been balance is making you No, you you feel the

2008
01:41:36,200 --> 01:41:37,960
Speaker 1: way you feel, and you know what, Like what I

2009
01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:40,360
Speaker 1: said when when you're pregnant, you're supposed to be bigger,

2010
01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:42,560
Speaker 1: but your I felt like my clothes fit me the

2011
01:41:42,560 --> 01:41:44,600
Speaker 1: way they were supposed to fit me because that's the

2012
01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:46,360
Speaker 1: way I was supposed to look because I got a

2013
01:41:46,400 --> 01:41:51,360
Speaker 1: baby in my belly. So you know, yeah, yeah, I know. Hey,

2014
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Speaker 1: you know what, can I give you something else to

2015
01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:58,760
Speaker 1: chew on for a second? What's that? Isn't it remarkable

2016
01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:03,160
Speaker 1: how we let things, We let things in our lives

2017
01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:07,120
Speaker 1: identify who we are. For instance, like when when when

2018
01:42:07,200 --> 01:42:08,880
Speaker 1: people found out I was gay, they made like a

2019
01:42:08,960 --> 01:42:13,120
Speaker 1: big oh, well, look, you know, I have no problem

2020
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Speaker 1: with me being gay. I love it, I'm embrace it,

2021
01:42:14,960 --> 01:42:18,479
Speaker 1: I'm fine with it, But it doesn't identify who I am. Right,

2022
01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:23,799
Speaker 1: Let's say you name anything you are Indian. You're an Indian.

2023
01:42:24,439 --> 01:42:26,320
Speaker 1: Now that's a major part of your life. It is

2024
01:42:26,760 --> 01:42:29,800
Speaker 1: is that your full identity. There's a lot more to

2025
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:31,320
Speaker 1: me than just the color of my skin and when

2026
01:42:31,360 --> 01:42:33,720
Speaker 1: my parents came from Yeah, frog quick. When you have

2027
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Speaker 1: a rare disease or you have a disease of some

2028
01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:37,640
Speaker 1: kind that doesn't identify who you are, you have it,

2029
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Speaker 1: but you're still who you are without it, that's right, Froggy.

2030
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Speaker 1: You know, we can't sit here and go well, Froggy

2031
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:46,360
Speaker 1: had you know, brain surgery, so therefore we have to

2032
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Speaker 1: treat him like he's someone that's not who he is. Right,

2033
01:42:50,040 --> 01:42:54,360
Speaker 1: and you you have body issues with your body whatever, Okay,

2034
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Speaker 1: it's not who it's not who you are, very true.

2035
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Speaker 1: I need to hear that day. Guys, thank you so much.

2036
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Speaker 1: Can I just say to like, you know, everyone's got

2037
01:43:04,080 --> 01:43:05,800
Speaker 1: their own issues and whatever's going on, but if your

2038
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Speaker 1: body is healthy, and if you're in the place where

2039
01:43:07,520 --> 01:43:09,439
Speaker 1: you are able to have a baby in your belly,

2040
01:43:09,520 --> 01:43:11,320
Speaker 1: like that's a lot of really really great things about

2041
01:43:11,360 --> 01:43:13,160
Speaker 1: your body. You should just hugger and say thank you

2042
01:43:13,200 --> 01:43:15,320
Speaker 1: because a lot of people you know can't even get

2043
01:43:15,560 --> 01:43:18,880
Speaker 1: get that going and are dealing with sicknesses and all

2044
01:43:18,920 --> 01:43:20,519
Speaker 1: the kinds of things. So even though it might not

2045
01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:22,080
Speaker 1: be the body you want, it's a really really good

2046
01:43:22,120 --> 01:43:25,200
Speaker 1: one for you right, and my I mean, according to

2047
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Speaker 1: my doctor, you know, my body is doing a really

2048
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Speaker 1: good job taking care of my baby. So very nice

2049
01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:32,120
Speaker 1: here for your body. Yeah, do what it was supposed

2050
01:43:32,120 --> 01:43:35,840
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, think about who you are identifying yourself as.

2051
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Speaker 1: And I'm a little chunky. That's that's really all I am.

2052
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Speaker 1: That's all I have going for me. I'm chunky. No,

2053
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Speaker 1: you're beautiful. All right, you guys, I love you. I'm

2054
01:43:46,439 --> 01:43:47,800
Speaker 1: kind of start struck right now. I can't believe you

2055
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Speaker 1: called me. Listen, do I have a beautiful day? Thank you?

2056
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Speaker 1: We have to get into stats. Do you like the

2057
01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:56,439
Speaker 1: smell of nail polish? By the way, maybe before I

2058
01:43:56,640 --> 01:44:01,439
Speaker 1: was pregnant? Now do you like the smell of gasoline? Absolutely? Yeah,

2059
01:44:01,479 --> 01:44:03,200
Speaker 1: there you go. All right, listen, thank you for listening

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Speaker 1: to us. Okay, great t stats. Okay, So I really

2061
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Speaker 1: like to ask really weird questions and get to know

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Speaker 1: you guys a little bit more because I feel like

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Speaker 1: you really can dive in a little bit more. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's to the stats, so let's learn more about us.

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Speaker 1: So I walked around and I asked everybody on the

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Speaker 1: show all these questions, like one, do you love the

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01:44:17,960 --> 01:44:20,840
Speaker 1: smell of nail polish. What did you what do you think?

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Speaker 1: You guys said, Well, we're asking you that you how

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01:44:23,760 --> 01:44:28,439
Speaker 1: people liked it or more less people? I would say, ye,

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01:44:29,120 --> 01:44:31,879
Speaker 1: nails is not a good smell. You'd be you'd be shocked.

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Speaker 1: It was split down the middle. Half the room liked

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Speaker 1: the smell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mixed On your list is gasoline?

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01:44:39,720 --> 01:44:42,479
Speaker 1: Do you like the smell of gasoline? Yeah? So yes,

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01:44:43,320 --> 01:44:45,720
Speaker 1: A lot more people like the smell of gasoline than

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01:44:45,920 --> 01:44:48,559
Speaker 1: did not like it. Now, how about have you ever

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01:44:48,720 --> 01:44:51,679
Speaker 1: had a credit card declined while at a cash register?

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01:44:51,920 --> 01:44:55,160
Speaker 1: Yea all the time. You guys are so normal, because yes,

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Speaker 1: you're right, more people than I asked had their credit

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01:44:58,160 --> 01:45:01,439
Speaker 1: card declined than not decline. Okay, have you ever gotten

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01:45:01,479 --> 01:45:05,519
Speaker 1: an F on your report card? Yes? No, I'm sorry.

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01:45:07,520 --> 01:45:10,880
Speaker 1: I was shocked. I was shocked. I thought more people

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01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:13,120
Speaker 1: would have said that they all got at least one F,

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01:45:13,560 --> 01:45:15,920
Speaker 1: and it turned out no, that a lot more people

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01:45:16,040 --> 01:45:19,200
Speaker 1: did not get fs than got FS. I was very surprised. Yet,

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01:45:19,920 --> 01:45:23,000
Speaker 1: start identifying who got the fs. If we're guest, I

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01:45:23,120 --> 01:45:26,519
Speaker 1: got an I got many? Did you do you know

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01:45:26,640 --> 01:45:29,720
Speaker 1: how to play an instrument like a piano? Or a saxophone,

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01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:35,240
Speaker 1: or yeah, so you know what instrument? Do you play

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01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:39,400
Speaker 1: an instrument? I played the saxophone. Really, yes, that's what

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01:45:39,479 --> 01:45:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Gandhi, Yes I do. I played the drums

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01:45:42,200 --> 01:45:45,960
Speaker 1: and the piano. I played about five chords on a

2092
01:45:46,000 --> 01:45:53,200
Speaker 1: guitar and the recorder. Uh three, what can you play well? Four?

2093
01:45:56,000 --> 01:45:58,920
Speaker 1: And then I asked, do you honestly believe that there

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01:45:59,000 --> 01:46:03,320
Speaker 1: are aliens among us? And Elvis? More people said yes

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01:46:03,439 --> 01:46:06,680
Speaker 1: than no. Yes, yeah people. Yeah. So I just kind

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01:46:06,720 --> 01:46:09,440
Speaker 1: of figured, like, on the scale of being normal or abnormal,

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01:46:09,800 --> 01:46:12,760
Speaker 1: I think this show is pretty normal. No, no, we

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01:46:12,920 --> 01:46:15,320
Speaker 1: identify with a lot of people out there. No, well,

2099
01:46:15,400 --> 01:46:17,840
Speaker 1: there are other things that make us very abnormal. Yeah, okay,

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01:46:17,880 --> 01:46:25,000
Speaker 1: do we all agree we're abnormal? Yes. You can see

2101
01:46:25,080 --> 01:46:27,960
Speaker 1: when you're hearing by following the Morning Show on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Search Kelby's Duran Show and follow us. Now, this is

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01:46:32,080 --> 01:46:34,280
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. If you didn't love

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Speaker 1: summer enough, Tates Bakeshops given you two more reasons to

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Speaker 1: love summer New Smores and Coconut Blondie Limited editions Summer Cookies,

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Speaker 1: two new flavors, amazing look for the red Smores and

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Speaker 1: blue coconut blondie bags available at Whole Foods Now. Man,

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01:46:58,479 --> 01:47:01,080
Speaker 1: I sure can't tell you when I'm having like a

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01:47:01,160 --> 01:47:06,280
Speaker 1: frustrating day or something. I eat what I eat my

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01:47:06,439 --> 01:47:09,840
Speaker 1: feelings right, and it weirdly never feels better. No, No,

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Speaker 1: at the end of the day when I'm like, I'm

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01:47:11,240 --> 01:47:13,600
Speaker 1: gonna puke. No, you know. And when you have the

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01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:17,880
Speaker 1: gastric sleeve procedure done like I did, when you get

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01:47:17,960 --> 01:47:20,760
Speaker 1: full your it's not your stomach, it gets full, what

2115
01:47:20,920 --> 01:47:23,560
Speaker 1: happens your stomach only let so much stuff in. It

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01:47:23,640 --> 01:47:27,040
Speaker 1: starts stacking up. So now I have I have fruit

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01:47:27,080 --> 01:47:31,960
Speaker 1: loops in my throat to throw up because it's stuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

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01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:35,920
Speaker 1: But enoughing about the vomit part. It's it's just you know, eating.

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Speaker 1: There's so many times I've said this before on the show.

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01:47:38,520 --> 01:47:40,479
Speaker 1: And I'm on the phone, I'm having a conversation that's

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01:47:40,479 --> 01:47:43,880
Speaker 1: sort of a challenging conversation. I find myself at the

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01:47:43,960 --> 01:47:48,280
Speaker 1: refrigerator looking in. It's just so yeah, predictable with me.

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01:47:48,400 --> 01:47:50,400
Speaker 1: It same with you. Yeah, oh, and you just like

2124
01:47:51,120 --> 01:47:52,439
Speaker 1: I do it. I feel like I do it out

2125
01:47:52,439 --> 01:47:53,960
Speaker 1: of boredom a lot of times too. I go to

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01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:56,080
Speaker 1: the refrigerator in the afternoon sometimes when I get home

2127
01:47:56,120 --> 01:47:57,720
Speaker 1: from the show, and I just open it and I

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01:47:57,880 --> 01:48:00,800
Speaker 1: just stare like, and I'm not hungry, but I'm like,

2129
01:48:00,920 --> 01:48:03,600
Speaker 1: I don't want something something. I should have something, and

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01:48:03,640 --> 01:48:05,960
Speaker 1: I'll find something. But you know why, No, I'm not

2131
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:08,240
Speaker 1: gonna eat tonight because I'll be reading my Howard's turn about.

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01:48:10,120 --> 01:48:12,400
Speaker 1: Someone send a texting, why don't you keep talking about

2133
01:48:12,520 --> 01:48:15,240
Speaker 1: Howard's Caring about? Well, I'm excited about it. Let me

2134
01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:17,719
Speaker 1: be excited about something. I never get excited about anything.

2135
01:48:17,800 --> 01:48:21,519
Speaker 1: You don't enjoy your thing. It's my thing. Damn it

2136
01:48:21,600 --> 01:48:25,000
Speaker 1: to hell? What are you excited about right now? These days?

2137
01:48:25,040 --> 01:48:29,040
Speaker 1: Go Danielle. Actually about my audio books that I've been reading.

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01:48:29,120 --> 01:48:32,800
Speaker 1: I'm loving just being able to take my audible books

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01:48:32,840 --> 01:48:36,120
Speaker 1: with me. It's fantastic. It's I'm not even kidding, Like

2140
01:48:36,160 --> 01:48:39,240
Speaker 1: I keep downloading all these books and wait, Kathleen keeps

2141
01:48:39,280 --> 01:48:41,840
Speaker 1: giving me these great titles and stuff. Is Howard on

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01:48:41,880 --> 01:48:44,080
Speaker 1: a I wonder to get check? Oh, oh my god,

2143
01:48:44,120 --> 01:48:46,000
Speaker 1: I'll listen to it because that's a heavy book to

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01:48:46,040 --> 01:48:48,920
Speaker 1: take with you. Like, here's I love the heavy book.

2145
01:48:49,000 --> 01:48:51,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the Howard's turn Audible and just play

2146
01:48:51,560 --> 01:48:53,080
Speaker 1: it on our show. We just take the day off,

2147
01:48:54,080 --> 01:48:56,479
Speaker 1: you know, says a good idea. Next on the Elvis

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01:48:56,560 --> 01:49:00,320
Speaker 1: Drand Morning Show, Howard Interviews the Top. You know, I

2149
01:49:00,400 --> 01:49:03,439
Speaker 1: read along sometimes too, Like I'll have my audible book

2150
01:49:03,439 --> 01:49:05,000
Speaker 1: on my ears and then oh yeah, the book in

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01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:06,479
Speaker 1: front of me and I read along, Like what am

2152
01:49:06,479 --> 01:49:08,920
Speaker 1: I doing? They do they read word for word? Yes,

2153
01:49:08,960 --> 01:49:10,439
Speaker 1: it's word for word. The book I was reading was

2154
01:49:10,479 --> 01:49:12,559
Speaker 1: word for because when I do mine, it's I'm gonna

2155
01:49:12,600 --> 01:49:16,360
Speaker 1: have to break off. Okay, you can't find him on audible.

2156
01:49:16,520 --> 01:49:19,400
Speaker 1: We'll find it. Maybe it'll get there. What are you

2157
01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:22,160
Speaker 1: excited about these days? Gandhi? Thursday, we're all going to

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01:49:22,200 --> 01:49:25,559
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico, and I cannot wait. I've never been. I've

2159
01:49:25,560 --> 01:49:27,320
Speaker 1: been googling all the different things I want to see.

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01:49:27,360 --> 01:49:28,880
Speaker 1: I'm excited to take a trip with all of you.

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01:49:29,080 --> 01:49:31,200
Speaker 1: This is gonna be my first one, so I can't

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01:49:31,240 --> 01:49:34,639
Speaker 1: wait for that. Puerto Rico is so beautiful, and especially

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01:49:34,680 --> 01:49:36,639
Speaker 1: if to be able to walk through Old San Juan

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01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:39,960
Speaker 1: at night, it's just so romantic. It's so great. The

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01:49:40,040 --> 01:49:43,840
Speaker 1: beach is beautiful. Creeb a Hilton, they just renovated. They

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01:49:43,880 --> 01:49:45,840
Speaker 1: spent like a a billion dollars renovating this thing is

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01:49:45,840 --> 01:49:50,000
Speaker 1: supposed to beautiful Puerto Rico, considering everything they've been through

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Speaker 1: with the hurricane, and they continue to go through to rebuild.

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01:49:53,200 --> 01:49:56,000
Speaker 1: It's just so I'm so happy that we we could

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Speaker 1: talk to him into letting us show up so we

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01:49:57,479 --> 01:49:59,599
Speaker 1: could show our support. It's too and they have something

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01:49:59,680 --> 01:50:01,479
Speaker 1: that I am planning to see if I can. That's

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Speaker 1: all my bucket Listen has been there for a while,

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Speaker 1: the Bioluminescent Beach at night, right, Oh my god, it

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01:50:05,680 --> 01:50:07,720
Speaker 1: looks amazing. Now. Okay, so I know because I've been

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Speaker 1: over to Vieks, you know the island. I know there's

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Speaker 1: a lake that we swam in over there that you

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Speaker 1: know we were glowing at night. There's a WL hotel

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Speaker 1: over there that's really great. I don't know is that

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about or is it a different place?

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Speaker 1: It said Bioluminescent Bay, So yeah, this is different, I think.

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Speaker 1: And if you find me missing, go look for where

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01:50:25,040 --> 01:50:28,280
Speaker 1: the lights are and you could travel over Vks. It's

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01:50:28,280 --> 01:50:29,920
Speaker 1: such a cute little island. I love it. I love it,

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Speaker 1: I love it. We love you, Puerto Rico. Thank you

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01:50:31,760 --> 01:50:37,880
Speaker 1: Ricky Martin. Fabulous. It's a founder of Puerto Rico. Now,

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01:50:37,880 --> 01:50:39,960
Speaker 1: I remember when we first met Ricky Martin years and

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01:50:40,040 --> 01:50:41,920
Speaker 1: years ago. He started talking to It's like, you gotta

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01:50:41,960 --> 01:50:44,479
Speaker 1: go to Puerto Rico. I'm like, why he's and I

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01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:47,040
Speaker 1: get it? And how isn't he the nicest human ever? Yeah?

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01:50:47,120 --> 01:50:49,160
Speaker 1: He's so great. All right, let's get into the three

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Speaker 1: things you need to know. By the way, the phone

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Speaker 1: tap this morning, Alex, my fiance, played a phone tap

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01:50:54,720 --> 01:50:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm scary and the sound wasn't quite right. We think

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01:50:57,080 --> 01:50:58,880
Speaker 1: we fixed it a little bit, so we're gonna listen

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01:50:58,880 --> 01:51:00,160
Speaker 1: to it again and see if we can underst what

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01:51:00,200 --> 01:51:02,720
Speaker 1: you're saying. Cool, that's all the way. But the three

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Speaker 1: things we need to know, Gandhi, what are they? All? Right?

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01:51:04,760 --> 01:51:06,920
Speaker 1: We heard from Bill Nye a little while ago about

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01:51:06,920 --> 01:51:08,800
Speaker 1: the Earth heating up, and there are lots of reasons

2201
01:51:08,840 --> 01:51:11,000
Speaker 1: for that, but the world's carbon dioxide levels right now

2202
01:51:11,080 --> 01:51:14,240
Speaker 1: are at highs that have never been seen in human existence.

2203
01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:18,120
Speaker 1: Stop donates, hal yeah, just hold it in. God know

2204
01:51:18,200 --> 01:51:20,000
Speaker 1: what we need to do is apparently plant more trees

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01:51:20,040 --> 01:51:23,200
Speaker 1: and stop decimating the forests, and that would be very helpful.

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01:51:23,240 --> 01:51:24,679
Speaker 1: So if you can plant a tree, planet tree, whether

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01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:27,479
Speaker 1: it's Earth Day or not, all right today, if you

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01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:29,439
Speaker 1: want to stress eat, you can get a free ice

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Speaker 1: cream cone at Hogindag between four and eight. If you

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Speaker 1: feel like waiting in the line for the ice cream,

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01:51:35,000 --> 01:51:38,479
Speaker 1: go get it. Yeah. And finally, if you're looking for

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01:51:38,600 --> 01:51:41,400
Speaker 1: an internship over summer, this could be the one for you.

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01:51:41,720 --> 01:51:44,640
Speaker 1: If you, Elvis, are into beer, Natty Light wants to

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01:51:44,720 --> 01:51:47,640
Speaker 1: pay an intern to spend the summertime drinking beer and

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01:51:47,800 --> 01:51:51,240
Speaker 1: creating social media content. There'll be a brand ambassador and

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01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:54,000
Speaker 1: you get paid a decent amount to do it. Wow.

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01:51:55,040 --> 01:51:57,479
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, and you want to be a beer sipping intern, yes,

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01:51:57,640 --> 01:51:59,280
Speaker 1: go do it me too. I kind of want to

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01:51:59,320 --> 01:52:02,720
Speaker 1: do this again. I'll do it again. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Gandhi. All right, your phone tap coming up.

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Speaker 1: The Morning Show's official Twitter accounts to us Elvis Durant

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01:52:08,680 --> 01:52:12,920
Speaker 1: Show hashtag You're an ass Elvis duran in the Morning Show.

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01:52:13,120 --> 01:52:15,280
Speaker 1: Bef me, work and family. I'm always on the go,

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01:52:15,600 --> 01:52:18,479
Speaker 1: and with audible audio books, it's easy for me to

2225
01:52:18,560 --> 01:52:22,439
Speaker 1: listen to a juicy celebrity memoir or maybe a sexy romance. Well,

2226
01:52:22,439 --> 01:52:25,760
Speaker 1: I'm doing other things. It's fantastic. Try it your first audiobook.

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Speaker 1: It's free at audible dot com. Slash Elvis, Elvis, Elvis

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01:52:30,720 --> 01:52:34,000
Speaker 1: durand the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, it's time

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01:52:34,080 --> 01:52:38,080
Speaker 1: for my fiance Alex to phone tap Scary. It's so excited.

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01:52:38,800 --> 01:52:40,479
Speaker 1: I haven't heard this at all. I'm so excited to

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01:52:40,560 --> 01:52:43,760
Speaker 1: hear it. So Dave Brody, yeah, you were there to

2232
01:52:43,840 --> 01:52:46,599
Speaker 1: help out explain this phone tap and let's roll it. Okay,

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01:52:46,680 --> 01:52:49,400
Speaker 1: So Scary said something could have been offensive on the

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01:52:49,479 --> 01:52:53,000
Speaker 1: air about you getting married to Alex. Alex said he

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01:52:53,040 --> 01:52:55,120
Speaker 1: had a great idea. Let's phone tap Scary. I'll pretend

2236
01:52:55,160 --> 01:52:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm mad at him. Can you help run the board

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01:52:57,080 --> 01:52:58,760
Speaker 1: make it happen? I said absolutely. So this is what

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01:52:58,840 --> 01:53:01,080
Speaker 1: it came to me. So it's self explained. It's all

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01:53:01,439 --> 01:53:03,240
Speaker 1: Alex calling Scary to give him grief for what he

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01:53:03,240 --> 01:53:06,559
Speaker 1: said on the air about you guys. All right, let's see. Yeah,

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01:53:06,600 --> 01:53:10,760
Speaker 1: Scary's on the air saying don't marry him. Yeah, all right,

2242
01:53:10,800 --> 01:53:13,200
Speaker 1: so let's let's hear you here. You let's just let

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01:53:13,280 --> 01:53:17,920
Speaker 1: it work, and here you go, Scary getting photed by Alex. Alex. Yeah, oh,

2244
01:53:18,000 --> 01:53:21,160
Speaker 1: what's up. No, no, I'm at work and uh yeah, listen.

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01:53:21,200 --> 01:53:23,719
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, dude, I am so so sorry.

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01:53:24,320 --> 01:53:26,280
Speaker 1: I said what I said on the air. I did

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01:53:26,360 --> 01:53:28,719
Speaker 1: not mean it. We were doing a bit. I texted

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01:53:28,760 --> 01:53:30,560
Speaker 1: you ahead of time and I heard you were a

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01:53:30,560 --> 01:53:34,720
Speaker 1: little offended. But little offended it was, you know, ever

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01:53:34,840 --> 01:53:37,200
Speaker 1: since we did it, always been acting weird to me,

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01:53:37,600 --> 01:53:40,200
Speaker 1: and you know, like maybe maybe really doesn't one's been

2252
01:53:40,240 --> 01:53:43,040
Speaker 1: wronged and maybe youse them, but you know, hey, my

2253
01:53:43,240 --> 01:53:47,000
Speaker 1: mom heard it and she was crying, and he's important

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01:53:47,040 --> 01:53:49,600
Speaker 1: to me that. You know. I never, in short, I

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01:53:49,640 --> 01:53:51,880
Speaker 1: would be able to get married for this world, and

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01:53:52,000 --> 01:53:54,120
Speaker 1: now I have the opportunity. And then you say that

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01:53:54,240 --> 01:53:56,680
Speaker 1: over the radio and all my room, my family. It's

2258
01:53:56,720 --> 01:54:00,320
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing and I'm so sorry. Man. You know, dude,

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01:54:00,320 --> 01:54:02,000
Speaker 1: how many years do we know each other? You know,

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01:54:02,360 --> 01:54:05,200
Speaker 1: we always laughing joke. This is that I never meant

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01:54:05,200 --> 01:54:06,720
Speaker 1: any harm by that. Do you want me to talk

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01:54:06,760 --> 01:54:09,400
Speaker 1: to your mother? What's your what's your dress? I want

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01:54:09,840 --> 01:54:11,840
Speaker 1: I want to send your mom something. I feel really

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01:54:11,880 --> 01:54:14,719
Speaker 1: really awful about this, I really do. You know, sometimes

2265
01:54:14,920 --> 01:54:16,960
Speaker 1: we say what we do for the entertainment of the

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01:54:17,000 --> 01:54:19,559
Speaker 1: show and just to take an opposition to make stuff

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01:54:19,560 --> 01:54:22,479
Speaker 1: sound interesting, and you know and that you're not at

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Speaker 1: that point that that's when I start to like, you

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Speaker 1: know that that's what the radio late that just takes

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Speaker 1: over and you know that that's that's not who I am.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that? Yeah? But given the opportunity, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, you know, a laughing joke. You know,

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Speaker 1: you know it's really please dude, I'm so sorry. Man.

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Speaker 1: I would never want to drain on your parade. I

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01:54:41,160 --> 01:54:43,600
Speaker 1: really don't understand. I'm really excited for the both of you.

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01:54:43,680 --> 01:54:46,520
Speaker 1: I genuinely am. You've made Elvis the hot piest I've

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Speaker 1: ever seen him in his entire life. And I want

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Speaker 1: to throw Els under the bus. But he, you know,

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01:54:50,440 --> 01:54:52,080
Speaker 1: he was just like, somebody's got his telling not to

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Speaker 1: get married, so I can argue the point of why

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01:54:53,600 --> 01:54:54,920
Speaker 1: I do want to get married, because he really does

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01:54:54,960 --> 01:54:57,040
Speaker 1: want to get married. He loves you, He sees stars

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01:54:57,080 --> 01:54:59,600
Speaker 1: when he sees you. He's like, yeah, you know, I

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01:54:59,600 --> 01:55:03,680
Speaker 1: don't it's not a joke. I swear, Alex As I'm

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01:55:03,720 --> 01:55:05,920
Speaker 1: standing here right now, you have to understand that I

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Speaker 1: that I meant nothing by it. It was just words.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't even it was there was no emotion behind it. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean it. But and then Brodie, Brodie wrote

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01:55:15,640 --> 01:55:17,440
Speaker 1: me a joke. He's like, he goes, tell him, I

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Speaker 1: give it five years. So I said, yeah, by the way,

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01:55:19,840 --> 01:55:22,800
Speaker 1: I give it five years. Well, now you're blaming somebody out.

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01:55:23,040 --> 01:55:26,480
Speaker 1: I mean, what, you know you should take responsibility. I'm

2293
01:55:26,600 --> 01:55:31,520
Speaker 1: just annoyed. I think that's pretty up. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: How can I make it? How can I make it

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01:55:32,680 --> 01:55:38,400
Speaker 1: up to you? Dude? You know, maybe a thousand percent.

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01:55:38,520 --> 01:55:40,240
Speaker 1: I can't get him. I can't get a meeting with him.

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01:55:40,240 --> 01:55:42,840
Speaker 1: He he's always busy. He's he's busier than ever. He's

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01:55:42,920 --> 01:55:44,640
Speaker 1: you know, he's a star. But what do you want

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Speaker 1: me to say? I want to get you guys, to

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Speaker 1: take you guys out. I would love nothing more. Maybe

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01:55:49,600 --> 01:55:53,960
Speaker 1: a nice steak dinner. I love steak, all right. I'll

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Speaker 1: take you guys out to the steake dinner, all right.

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01:55:56,080 --> 01:55:57,240
Speaker 1: I swear to God. Where do you want to go?

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01:55:58,080 --> 01:56:02,280
Speaker 1: You want? I'm laughing because you know that. I hope

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01:56:02,320 --> 01:56:04,600
Speaker 1: Brody steak dinner. But I don't know how mistake dinner

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01:56:04,600 --> 01:56:06,520
Speaker 1: because I gave you a day. That's a whole lot

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Speaker 1: of story. I thought we were talking to I will

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Speaker 1: do anything. I kind of make it right. I would

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Speaker 1: never want anything to come between you guys. Ever, No, no,

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01:56:13,960 --> 01:56:18,080
Speaker 1: you know, I just needed some time think about this. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Oh are you all right? Are you crying? You know

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01:56:22,800 --> 01:56:26,800
Speaker 1: you don't really? I'm sorry. Man. This is Dave Brody

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Speaker 1: from Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show. And you've been

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Speaker 1: phone tapped. Your phone tap? Bitch up? Oh, Elvis said it.

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01:56:37,440 --> 01:56:39,120
Speaker 1: I was told me to say, Brody wrote the joke.

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01:56:41,840 --> 01:56:43,800
Speaker 1: You know what's telling me? I know I'm not up?

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01:56:44,280 --> 01:56:48,520
Speaker 1: Is your mom up set? No? Now, we made that up. Scary.

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01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:53,760
Speaker 1: It's a phone tap. Have an idea for a phone tab?

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01:56:53,840 --> 01:56:55,960
Speaker 1: Go to tells Dran dot com. Click on the phone

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01:56:56,000 --> 01:56:58,200
Speaker 1: tap tap tell us what you want to do. This

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Speaker 1: phone tab was prerecorded quick mission granted by All Party Space.

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01:57:02,200 --> 01:57:05,880
Speaker 1: See Ellie's Duran phone tad. We're on Ellie S Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Oh girl, that has happened to me.

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Speaker 1: I think you're at a time. Actually, this is Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show. It's been work and family.

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Speaker 1: easy for me to listen to a juicy celebrity memoir

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Speaker 1: or maybe a sexy romance while I'm doing other things.

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