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Speaker 1: Jubila on the twenties to me, I'm moving point five.

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Speaker 1: Oh Hi, I was looking for Ray. Yeah, this is right, Hi, Ray,

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Speaker 1: this is doctor Evans. I'm the one that's performing the

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Speaker 1: call on oscopy on you next tuesday. Oh yeah, yeah right.

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Speaker 1: How how are you dark? I'm okay. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to call and touch base with you, see how you're

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Speaker 1: feeling about the whole thing. Um. To be honest, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous about it. You know. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: really my idea. My wife wanted me to make us

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Speaker 1: you know, she even made the appointment for me. But uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, it'll be It'll be fine. I think it

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Speaker 1: should go well. I really am surprised that you're not

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Speaker 1: more excited. This can be a really freeing experience for

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Speaker 1: you if you just let it happen correctly, let it,

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Speaker 1: let it happen. I don't set it happen correctly. That

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Speaker 1: doesn't I was under the impression. I'm not really doing anything.

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Speaker 1: You're the professional, you know, so I think it sort

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Speaker 1: of is. Yeah, it sort of is. Well, I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: once we get you strapped down, you and I are

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Speaker 1: going to become very good friends over that six hours.

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Speaker 1: So well, slow, hold on, hold on. I thought this

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Speaker 1: was a thirty minute procedure. That's what I've been told,

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Speaker 1: So I don't how why would it be six hours.

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Speaker 1: We want to make sure we check every nook and

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Speaker 1: cranny and that it's all taken care of. I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to coming back to my office unsatisfied. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I really just want the standard procedure. You know, buddy

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Speaker 1: of mine, have this done. I think like a year

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Speaker 1: ago or something. He said he was in and out.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't that bad. He just sort of grinned and

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Speaker 1: bart I don't know what the whole six hours that's well,

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Speaker 1: And in my case, you're not gonna be grinning and

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Speaker 1: bearing anything. You're just gonna be grinning. You are going

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Speaker 1: to have just what really, Uh, Doc, I'm sorry, this

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Speaker 1: is uh, this is making me incredibly uncomfortable right now.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why You're like it sounds like you're

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Speaker 1: hitting on me. It's what it sounds like, to be honest,

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Speaker 1: like it sounds like this is a paint or something.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to be uncomfortable, sir. I'm just

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to you're making me uncomfortable right now? All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just want to make sure that you

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Speaker 1: when you come in for your colonoscopy, you have a

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Speaker 1: pleasant experience. So with that being said, what kind of

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Speaker 1: music do you like? How is that relevant? I don't

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Speaker 1: you see ray? Having the right music can help put

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Speaker 1: you in the right mind frame for the procedure. That's

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Speaker 1: why I prefer shade. Unless you have any objections. I've

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Speaker 1: never heard of anyone listening to music during their colonoscopy.

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Speaker 1: To be coast to coast, elate to shica, are you

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Speaker 1: actually singing to me right now? I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: show you what the property you're singing to me on

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Speaker 1: the phone. I don't want you singing to me any

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Speaker 1: in the procedure. Well, I'm just trying to paint the

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Speaker 1: picture for you of how your procedure is going to go.

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Speaker 1: The pictures painted pretty clearly, like I'm thanks over on

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Speaker 1: your table, and the last thing I want is you

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Speaker 1: singing to me while your fingers are okay? Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: so you don't want any music music? Okay, well, standard procedure,

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Speaker 1: bare bones, nothing, oh nothing perfect. That leads me to

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Speaker 1: my next question. Do I need to wear gloves because

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Speaker 1: I really prefer not to? Oh? Okay, all right, your

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Speaker 1: hand gloves or no gloves are not coming anywhere near

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Speaker 1: my master view. I'm champion is appointment right now? You're right,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to be performing on you because this

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Speaker 1: is actually jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: tap on you? What uh? Your wife set you up?

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Speaker 1: She says you've been really stressed out about having to

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Speaker 1: go get a colonoscopy. Oh my god, yes, why wouldn't

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Speaker 1: I God, Oh, I'm never I'm not. I mean she

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Speaker 1: I don't know if she was serious or not about

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Speaker 1: meet anyone, but it's not happening now, that's for sure. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna actually do it for you. Still, come on

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Speaker 1: down to the studio. Yeah, yeah, I'm very funny. Put

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Speaker 1: a little shade, moved music, nibble on your ear. Oh

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On Moving ninety two

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