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Speaker 1: Jubles Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, what's up? Do you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: I do?

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Speaker 2: Sweet? What is it?

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Speaker 3: So? Long story short? My ex best friend doesn't realize

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Speaker 3: that her great sex life with her husband is because

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Speaker 3: of me.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh girl.

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Speaker 3: Why a little bit of backstory. I was dating a

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Speaker 3: guy that we worked together, and he got a new

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Speaker 3: female best friend who, so you said, was great. So

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Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, well she's so great, I'll be

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Speaker 3: your friend. And she was. She was absolutely my best

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Speaker 3: friend in the whole world. We did everything together, and

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Speaker 3: apparently we were all through doing my boyfriend together and

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Speaker 3: I didn't know about it.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow.

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Speaker 3: We had the boyfriend and I had been together for

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Speaker 3: three and a half years, and I found out because

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Speaker 3: we had gone to a car show she got injured.

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Speaker 3: We all stayed at his place after that and they

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Speaker 3: were texting while I was sleeping next to him. Dirty

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Speaker 3: things back and forth. Wow wow, Oh yeah, you get better.

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Speaker 3: So her and I we're still friends. I tell her that,

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Speaker 3: you know, I'm heartbroken, but she's my best friend and

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Speaker 3: I stay friends with her whatever. We end up going

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Speaker 3: to a bar one night, we meet a guy. We

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Speaker 3: both go on a date. I have a terrible date.

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Speaker 3: She has a great date. Her and this guy start dating.

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Speaker 3: So I tell this guy, hey, you know, it's really

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Speaker 3: not fair. I had a terrible first date with you,

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Speaker 3: like I'm kind of awesome, and we missed out. So

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Speaker 3: we started drinking one night and one thing led to another,

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Speaker 3: and I am the polar opposite of her in the bedroom.

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Speaker 3: I'm wowed and she's not. So she told me when

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Speaker 3: she got home from her weekend away that her boyfriend

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Speaker 3: wanted her to do some really weird stuff that he's

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Speaker 3: never asked for before, and she was super into it.

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Speaker 3: And that's what their sex life turned into. They're married

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Speaker 3: with kids now.

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Speaker 1: So the things that you like, Oh, oh wow, I

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Speaker 1: guess he got back.

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Speaker 3: She still has no idea.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Really yeah, it's been twelve years.

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Speaker 2: Are you you're not friends anymore? Though?

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Speaker 3: Oh god no, oh.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're not. Wow.

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Speaker 3: No, But I am saving a lovely happy anniversary card

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Speaker 3: where I let her know I think your twentieth anniversary.

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Speaker 3: I'm missing that. Sure?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Long game?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, seriously. Oh yes, well, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome, have a great ticket, you too? Nice?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Hello, Hey, what's up you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, So my different little secret is I work

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Speaker 3: at a call center, and some of the times when

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Speaker 3: I put people on hold, it's like, so I can

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Speaker 3: like take a little break and like eat a lunch

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Speaker 3: or a sack.

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Speaker 2: I've always feard that was always happening. Explains a lot.

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Speaker 2: Actually it's not always.

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Speaker 3: But you know, if if I'm hungry and I want

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Speaker 3: to grab like a Luna bar, you know, I'll be like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to transfer you home. Please.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been caught doing that?

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Speaker 3: They know, I mean, you know, they don't know why

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Speaker 3: they're on hold.

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Speaker 2: Sure, right, yeah, unless you come back on chewing.

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Speaker 3: I make sure all the evidence is gone. I swallow.

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Speaker 3: I'm good at that point, and I'm like, oh, sorry,

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Speaker 3: the other departments just had a bass up in their

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Speaker 3: hole center and blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Now I know exactly how angry to get when I'm

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Speaker 2: on hold. Thank you me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome.

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret.