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Speaker 1: Jewbels dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, hello, hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Hey?

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Speaker 3: Uh. You know, whenever I would like let one go

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Speaker 3: or you know, flatulate, I would blame it on the

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Speaker 3: kids or my wife.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh, did you hear that? And

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Speaker 1: it'd be my fault.

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Speaker 3: Well, then we got this little Chihuahua named Pup Pup,

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Speaker 3: and so that little dog would let one go and

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Speaker 3: it'd run away, And so I said, did you hear that?

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Speaker 1: My wife's like, that was you guy. That wasn't the chihuahua.

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Speaker 1: That wasn't pop up, that was you. And I'm like, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm serious.

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Speaker 3: This dog farks and runs away. Well then one day

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Speaker 3: she didn't believe me because I was always blaming the

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Speaker 3: kids and everybody else for my flatulence.

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Speaker 1: Or one day when she was home alone, Pup let

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Speaker 1: one go and ran, you know, into the kitchen. And

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Speaker 1: it was so funny that little dog would run every

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Speaker 1: time it would fart. It was just a kid, say.

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Speaker 2: That's funny. Say dogs are just like their owners. So

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Speaker 2: that dog wasn't going to take great of that. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Wanted to say. I was going to use my dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret.

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Speaker 3: Was going to be to be on the Jubil Show

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Speaker 3: and give a promo for my band, Theater of Secrets.

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Speaker 2: But I'm not going to do that. Yeah good, I'm

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Speaker 2: glad you didn't do that. Yeah you too. Take care man,

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Speaker 2: Thank you for your secret. Bye bye? Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 2: You have a dirty little secret? I do a little

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Speaker 2: sweet What is it about? Ten years ago?

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Speaker 1: I hoped were my college buddies and spend the weekend

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Speaker 1: at his house. Unfortunately I hoped up with his mom.

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Speaker 2: What is that? Unfortunate or fortunate?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it was one of those things that just happened.

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Speaker 1: I was in the kitchen late at night, seek care. Man.

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Speaker 1: We've been drinking, kind of like a barbecue thing, and

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Speaker 1: one thing looked to another and we made up.

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Speaker 2: You said college, right, Okay, it's a clarifyer. Is she

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Speaker 2: your wife?

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Speaker 1: Now? No? No, the funny the dirty little secretive. A

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Speaker 1: couple of months ago, almost ten years later, I met

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Speaker 1: them in the grocery store. Oh yeah, they got a kid,

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Speaker 1: and my buddy said, man, this dude reminds me of

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Speaker 1: somebody's like deja wo no no way bo. Yeah. So

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Speaker 1: I took a pick of him and then I went home.

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Speaker 1: And started looking at my kids photos and oh damn,

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Speaker 1: you knocked up your friend's mom. Not intentionally, but.

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Speaker 2: That's funny.

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Speaker 1: Man, Thank you for very familiar.

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Speaker 2: That's hilarious. This is a movie. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to get confirmation, so I so I told

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Speaker 1: him that you were. Where did you take the holy.

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Speaker 2: Oh? Man?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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