1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,120 Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight. We gotta call you here. 2 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: It is Strawberry letter. Subject I have tried, but I'm 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 1: not being satisfied. Dear Steve and Ms Strawberry. I have 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 1: been dating my boyfriend for over a year and I 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: love him so much. We hardly ever argue or fight 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: because we live an hour away from each other, so 7 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:22,920 Speaker 1: when we are together, we make the best of our time. 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: We do everything together except one big thing. When we 9 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,639 Speaker 1: do see each other, I always find a way to 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: avoid having sex with him. He is very handsome, but 11 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,559 Speaker 1: when it comes to the bedroom, he just doesn't have it. 12 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: I hardly ever get in the mood with him. He 13 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 1: doesn't complain much, but I can tell he gets frustrated. 14 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 1: Sometimes I just lie there and fake moan and lie 15 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,199 Speaker 1: about how good he is in bed. He said it 16 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 1: makes him feel good when I give him feedback. I 17 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 1: feel bad for saying this, but he is lacking in 18 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: the packing. I blame Steve because I waited for six months. Uh, 19 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: You're it's right there in bullprint. I blame Steve because 20 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 1: I waited for six months before we were intimate, just 21 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: to later find out that the sex is bad. I 22 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,679 Speaker 1: often find myself thinking of a man from my past. 23 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 1: While I'm intimate with my boyfriend. His friends have been 24 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 1: giving me hints that he is going to propose to 25 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: me soon. So I just want to know what can 26 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: I do to make our bedroom life better so I 27 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: can marry this good man and live happily ever after? 28 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: Is this even possible? Please help? I don't want to 29 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 1: deal with this every night. Okay, you pretty much answered 30 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,680 Speaker 1: your own letter. Your your own letter when you said 31 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with this every night? Uh, 32 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 1: happily ever after? I mean, yeah, that's possible in fairy tales, 33 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,919 Speaker 1: and this is real life. This is not a fairy tale. Uh. 34 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,080 Speaker 1: You know, I don't want you to marry this and 35 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: just out of obligation or just because he asked you. 36 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: You have to marry him because you love him and 37 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: you guys think you can make a future together and 38 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: have a great life together, not because of some obligation 39 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 1: you feel toward him. He says he's very you say 40 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: he's very handsome, but when it comes to the bedroom, 41 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,359 Speaker 1: he doesn't have it. You waited for six months. You 42 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,080 Speaker 1: blame that on Steve, and Steve is gonna speak to that. 43 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: Trust me. But you lie to him to make him 44 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: feel good. What about your feelings? Why can't you tell 45 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 1: him in a nice way, how what you need in 46 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,959 Speaker 1: this relationship if you're going to marry him, Steve, we 47 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: kind of ran out of time, but you want to 48 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 1: say something in the thirty seconds we have left. She's 49 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: mad at you. Go ahead because she mentioned your name. 50 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 1: What you blame because you made her weight? She says, 51 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: You know, anybody told you what to weight on? You know, 52 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 1: I'll get to that in a second. I've tried, but 53 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,519 Speaker 1: I'm not being satisfied. You know how many letters we 54 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:18,359 Speaker 1: get from women who just upset because they dude ain't packing, 55 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: he ain't bringing it, he ain't slanging. He don't make 56 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,919 Speaker 1: me feel like I want to feel. He won't more. 57 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,079 Speaker 1: I don't won't more. You know how many times we've 58 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: had this letter? Huh? Yeah? What what what are you doing? Why? See, 59 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: I'll be paying attention to No, you ain't gonna drift 60 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 1: off while I'm doing this. Sorry, I did you know, 61 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: But you're gonna do it like I'm the dude in 62 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: the letter. You're just bored now. You just all trying 63 00:03:56,760 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 1: to occupy your mind with your You're all on Instagram. 64 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 1: All right, I'm back, I'm back. I'm focused, Steve, I'm focused. 65 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 1: I've been dating for over a year and you just 66 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: love him so much. Down Ever, all fight cause they 67 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 1: live all the way from each other. So when we 68 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: get together, they just make the best of day time. 69 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: They do everything together except one big thing. When we 70 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: do see each other, I always find a way to 71 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 1: avoid having sex with him. He's very handsome, but when 72 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:35,479 Speaker 1: it comes to the bedroom, he just don't have it. Well, 73 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: I think one of the reasons he ain't having it 74 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:40,919 Speaker 1: it's because you keep avoiding him. The man can't practice. 75 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: You can't practice if you keep avoiding. That could be 76 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: one thing. But let's read deeper, let's go. I hardly 77 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,720 Speaker 1: ever get in the mood with him, that cause he 78 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: don't know nothing about folk play. See getting in the 79 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: mood it is foulk play. See all this stuff y'all doing, 80 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: going shopping and all is here. Y'all need to be 81 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:11,039 Speaker 1: doing something that to work towards the culmination of the evening, 82 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: make your afternoons a little bit more special. He doesn't 83 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: complain much, but I can tell he gets frustrated. Well, 84 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: why is that? Because sometimes I just lay down and 85 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 1: I fake moan and I lie about how good he 86 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,480 Speaker 1: is in bed. He said, it makes it feel good 87 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: when I giving feedback. I feel bad for saying this, 88 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: but he's lacking in the packing. Well, see you fake moaning. 89 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: What do you mean he say he feels good when 90 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:51,160 Speaker 1: he gets feedback. Stop lying to the man. Thank you. 91 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 1: She's got to tell him, see you are uh think 92 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:03,280 Speaker 1: he's really doing something? Oh lord, change that to this hill. Mhm. 93 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: So what sucking her teeth? Do that one time? Like 94 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:14,719 Speaker 1: she's bored her mind? Why he doing it? Paint your nails, God, 95 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: reach up on the nice day and get some water. 96 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:28,719 Speaker 1: Check your emails, Text your mama right now. Call your girlfriend. 97 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 1: That's how you met him. Know he's doing nothing. He's 98 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 1: on the phone while he's call your mama. You're gonna 99 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:41,240 Speaker 1: church this Sunday. Yeah, check your counter. Paint your nails. 100 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:48,680 Speaker 1: Why he doing it? Oh? Man, Wow, that'll crush his ego. 101 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: Why he doing to take that fittish sheet and fit 102 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 1: it back on one of the corner because they always 103 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 1: come off. She's up out of the bed now, you know, 104 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,720 Speaker 1: because that's when you really do And she just got 105 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:05,480 Speaker 1: him thoughts just in there. Stop making up the bed 106 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 1: with him? Is it hate that finished? He put it 107 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:14,080 Speaker 1: back on that cold that's the first thing come up. Alright, 108 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 1: See all right, Steve, come on, let's get to part 109 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,640 Speaker 1: two of your response to today's strawberry letter. I have tried, 110 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 1: but I'm not being satisfied. Satisfied came home boy, ain't 111 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:30,840 Speaker 1: got it. He don't do what he posted. Do now 112 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 1: you all in here just laying that fake moaning. You 113 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,800 Speaker 1: lie about how good he is. I said, he said 114 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: to make him feel good when he giving feedback, and 115 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 1: I told you some stuff you can do. You say, 116 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:49,240 Speaker 1: but he's lacking in the packing. Okay. Then the lane 117 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: right after that is I blame Steve. Let's get to it. Finally, 118 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 1: blame you. I blame because I waited six months before 119 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,120 Speaker 1: we were into me, just to later find out that 120 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:12,400 Speaker 1: the sexest bad. Well, waiting six months, six weeks, or 121 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 1: six years ain't the reason the sexiest bad. And it 122 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 1: ain't cause I told you to wait on it. You 123 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: can't blame me for little fellas inability to perform and 124 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,679 Speaker 1: bring the heat, because if he knew me, you wouldn't 125 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 1: be in this damn letter. He did what Uncle Steve did, 126 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,720 Speaker 1: this wouldn't even be a damn letter. You would be 127 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:42,440 Speaker 1: somewhere trying to catch your breath, pull yourself together. You'd 128 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 1: be somewhere calling in to work. I said, just to 129 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,120 Speaker 1: be clear, now, I don't give it. I put pressure 130 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:55,520 Speaker 1: on people. Uncle Steve was in the pressure bringing biss 131 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 1: the back of your somewhere. Yeah. Nothing, I make all 132 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,680 Speaker 1: for the corners, come up off the sheet and fit 133 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 1: it sheets all for the corner. But she's still in 134 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,440 Speaker 1: there making the bed. Hell no, you ain't not trying 135 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: to climb out escape. I have you looking like Eddie 136 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,840 Speaker 1: Murphy and the nuttie Professor, where Dave Chappelle was cracking 137 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,360 Speaker 1: on his mama and he tried to climb out that booth. 138 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:32,200 Speaker 1: You know what I had you? Yeah? Are you sitting 139 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:38,960 Speaker 1: in the barber chest spinning yourself around that what I 140 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:42,720 Speaker 1: was doing? I don't actually have sparks coming off the 141 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:45,960 Speaker 1: sheet from where my toes were slipping off getting traction. 142 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:51,960 Speaker 1: You don't understand me, really, I blame Steve. If your 143 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:58,559 Speaker 1: man was me, you wouldn't have it damn letter on 144 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:07,679 Speaker 1: the headboard something where you got it going on hustage Cheley, Charley, listen, 145 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,560 Speaker 1: to me, girl, I don't know what I'm doing. To hell, 146 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,960 Speaker 1: you've heard a lot of things about me on the internet, 147 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:19,439 Speaker 1: but you never heard that that ain't been out there. 148 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:23,560 Speaker 1: They can't even put that out. They don't good in hell. Well, 149 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:30,439 Speaker 1: Steve answers praying somewhere. Tell me I don't need that. 150 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:36,800 Speaker 1: What is he doing? Fake money, fake motor He ain't 151 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:41,880 Speaker 1: doing nothing. Sounds like a man, So it don't sound 152 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:46,640 Speaker 1: good at all. Somewhere, Man, all the stuff out and 153 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 1: done in my life, I'm talking about you. Blame Steve, 154 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,040 Speaker 1: could have yourself in the real relationship. You knew what 155 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:59,839 Speaker 1: I knew. Huh. So we're looking for the bottoms. Some 156 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:04,920 Speaker 1: looking looking for water bottles. What do you need? What's 157 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:09,520 Speaker 1: the water bottles for? Set up in here? Just thirst. 158 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:14,560 Speaker 1: I don't even understand the stuff out. I had out 159 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:17,680 Speaker 1: had people bring lunch cooler, eaglood, set it on side 160 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:21,959 Speaker 1: the bed. I ain't trying to go nowhere. Let me 161 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:26,400 Speaker 1: get I'm no eglooed a little cooler the cooler. I 162 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 1: didn't had him bring a cooling that because I don't 163 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:32,959 Speaker 1: want to go nowhere. But something thought he was in Alaska. 164 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 1: He's talking about a snack we're gonna be in here 165 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:41,960 Speaker 1: a few days coming out. I don't need your help, Junior, 166 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: and tom tell you no more about when I'm doing straw. 167 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:53,080 Speaker 1: Two little rookies. You two little rookies, sit over here 168 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 1: and learn yourself something so you can better do your 169 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:04,360 Speaker 1: what's your little segment, Junior? But just in case, well, okay, 170 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,040 Speaker 1: Steve said, what should she tell? What does she need 171 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,680 Speaker 1: to tell him to do? First of all, you can't 172 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:14,680 Speaker 1: marry him. Yeah, small packages can't. Hell look unless well 173 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:18,400 Speaker 1: tell us Tommy, I'm not in that. I'm not in 174 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 1: the world. Say the small packages can't get as man, 175 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,079 Speaker 1: didn't you, I'm talking about this man, and that's only 176 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,520 Speaker 1: I'm tending to shut it in the satellite. He was offended. 177 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,079 Speaker 1: It's not like it. To me, it sound like that. 178 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,080 Speaker 1: It's just bad timing, bad timing. That sound like you 179 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:38,079 Speaker 1: were speaking up for certain group of people. Give him 180 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:42,520 Speaker 1: some advice, Steve, seriously, now, both, Yeah, she needs to 181 00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:45,320 Speaker 1: know what to tell I mean, really, she's got to do. 182 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,400 Speaker 1: You need to help your man get to this point 183 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,600 Speaker 1: because you are in love with him in here, good dude, 184 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,360 Speaker 1: so you gotta do something. Yeah, you might have to 185 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 1: be one of them people. One of the the women, you 186 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:58,319 Speaker 1: might have to get a suitcase. What do you mean 187 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,199 Speaker 1: is she going somewhere? Not that little trunk they keep 188 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:05,079 Speaker 1: under the bed. You want this in the closet. Oh, 189 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:13,120 Speaker 1: the gadgets up, and maybe we have to hell him 190 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:17,000 Speaker 1: him be well versed in these gadgets. Oh, he got 191 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,240 Speaker 1: to control everything. See, and then they get what you 192 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:25,720 Speaker 1: want from him? What do you get? He happy? It 193 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,360 Speaker 1: doesn't matter to him. It's her. He didn't write the letter. 194 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:32,000 Speaker 1: She did. No, See he happy? Yeah, so you don't 195 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:37,040 Speaker 1: have to wear it about. See. Some people need a 196 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 1: lot of sound effects for their jokes, didn't. I just 197 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,000 Speaker 1: tell him I don't need to know him now. I 198 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:45,439 Speaker 1: just say that you need the moaning sound now he 199 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,080 Speaker 1: revving up an engine. This is just how this mentoring 200 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,559 Speaker 1: thing that's gonna go just like this. You gotta tell 201 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:54,640 Speaker 1: him something and he's not gonna stop doing. He's not 202 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:58,400 Speaker 1: gonna listen. He's not gonna listen. You don't listen to me. 203 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:03,960 Speaker 1: I listen, No, you don't. You listen to me, But 204 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,800 Speaker 1: you don't. If you told me to take five hundred 205 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:10,520 Speaker 1: thousand from Netflix, I take it. We're back on that. Well. 206 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 1: I hate to break it to you, but don't you don't, 207 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:18,440 Speaker 1: don't don't crush, Crush. This is not crushed time at 208 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,080 Speaker 1: third Cush. Don't you do that. You can't ment him 209 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:27,440 Speaker 1: and then crush. Don't stop that. You can't ment to crush. 210 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,280 Speaker 1: You're listening to The Stave Harvey Morning Show.