WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Car Wash & Face Bombs 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:01.560 Kabbooms. 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:05.480 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.519 --> 0:00:09.280 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.600 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:15.600 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:17.560 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:18.480 Wow. 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:22.400 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break Free for something Special. 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:29.520 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:35.559 In the a Everywhere back in the podcast Dojo. The 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:39.919 Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny g Radio. As 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:44.600 you were locked in on this eleventh day of November, 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:48.800 a happy Saturday, a college football Saturday. As we're actually 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:50.559 at the time of the year, Danny, we're starting to 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:54.360 wind down the college football season a little bit. It's 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:57.840 gonna be the bowl season before you know it, which 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:03.320 is really just an opportunity for holiday programming for ESPN. 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.640 They have so many bowl games and most of them 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:09.280 are just so they have something to show over the holidays. 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:11.120 The only thing they're good for. 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:16.400 Yeah, yeah, any point from the bowl games start right 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:19.200 around Thanksgiving, right a little after Thanksgiving, like the week 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:22.040 after Thanksgiving, first week of December, and they go all 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:26.440 the way till till early January, and there's like pretty 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:28.800 much every night or every other night, there's some kind 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:33.640 of a bowl game on this podcast. Though it being Saturday, 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:36.880 we're hanging out here. We thank you for being with 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:40.360 us and hanging out. Obviously, I do the overnight show 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:43.000 during the week and come in here and do the 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.160 podcast on the weekends, and Danny's on with Covino and 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:47.840 Rich during the week, and I want. 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:47.960 To thank you. 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.280 Last week was crazy. We got at the car wash 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:56.680 f phase, back scratcher phrase of the week. That's a 0:01:56.680 --> 0:02:00.480 new bit, Danny Frase of the week. Times two and 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:04.880 Pop goes the culture. But we start with this a 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:10.440 first for the Fifth Hour podcast. We had two pods 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:14.600 last Friday, well not yesterday, but last Friday last week. 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:18.240 We did the morning one, which was like ten eleven, 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:24.000 twelve minutes something like that, and then we joined sixteen minutes. 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:25.560 We really outdid ourselves. 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:27.480 Oh yeah, we only needed to do ten. We did 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:31.320 an extra six minutes of content. But then we met up, 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:37.040 we formed Voltron and hung out at the iconic Santa 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:40.520 Anita Racetrack. You were there all day. I got there 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:45.000 late in the day and got there the last last 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:48.799 couple hours of the racing before they shut down the 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:51.520 racing for the day at the Breeders' Cup. But it 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:53.600 was great. I thought the pod went very well. We're 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:56.040 not horse racing guys, Danny. I go to the track 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:57.480 every once in a while, but I'm not a hard 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:01.280 old horse racing guy. And I thought, all things considered, 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:04.440 you know, our guy was pretty good. I thought it 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:06.840 was entertaining. I don't know, but it's up to you, 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.560 the listener. I thought, all things consider, it went pretty well. 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:13.760 No, it's fine. I think that both shows that I'm 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:18.000 on took the right angle, which was, Hey, we do 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.440 kind of like to gamble here and there. We don't 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:25.080 know anything about horses, so explain to us rather than 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:28.280 pretending like you're an expert all of a sudden just 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:30.400 because you're there. Yeah. 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:33.720 Well that's what one of my mentors, Lee Hacksaw. Hamilton 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:35.920 would have to be an expert at everything. I love Hacksaw, 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.000 but he would have to be like an expert at everything. 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.040 But yeah, just you know, have a good time. And 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:43.120 I love the vibe we talked about on the podcast 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:46.000 last week. Walking around you see people all dulled up, 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:48.560 all dressed up ready to go right, and then you 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:53.440 see other people slubs exactly, total slubs, probably haven't showered 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:56.400 in a couple of months, and they're there for the 0:03:56.520 --> 0:04:00.920 slim chance, the remote possibility that they the you know, 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:05.480 the trifecta, and they nail it, they slay the dragon 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:10.000 and they achieve the impossible, to fight the odds and 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:13.720 win a ton of money. And it's it's just funny 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:15.480 because you walk around there and as you know, they 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:16.960 got that vibe. You got the guys that are looking 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.960 at the daily racing form and they're just like all 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:22.240 over it. And then you've got other people. They seem 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:23.720 like a lot of people they didn't even bet. They 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:25.240 were just kind of hanging out. They were just like, 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:27.159 you know, I have a good time, have some drinks 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:30.640 or some food. Here I can knock it out. So 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:34.040 always fun, always fun to go to the track and 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:34.719 hang yeah. 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:36.719 And I look up and you're live on AM five 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:39.560 seventy as a guest on Petros and Money. 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:42.599 Well, I have not seen Petros. Me and Petrols go 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.520 way back there. I had not seen Petros. I don't 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:48.320 see it. I sometimes fill in with Fred Rogan on 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.240 the local station in La AM five seventy, which is 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:54.159 the flagship of Fox Sports Radio in LA and so 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:57.840 I'll fill in with Fred, but I'm usually remote, I'm 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:00.040 not in the studio, and I have not seen I 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:05.120 had not seen Petros probably since before the pandemic, so 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:07.000 at least and probably a couple of years before that. 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:09.160 So it's been it's been a fair amount of time, 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:12.880 and so it was great to catch up. I actually, 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:16.400 fun fact, Danny, when I was doing local local radio 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:21.560 in LA in the nineties, Petros was a full back. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.360 He was a pullback for the University of Southern California. 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:26.760 We had him on as a guest. He was a 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.960 guest on the Ben and Dave show that I did. 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:31.640 Could you guys tell that he was going to be 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:34.359 in radio or in broadcasting? 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:37.080 Well, we thought he would do something because he had 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.919 He definitely had the gift for gab. You know, he 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:44.800 had the genesee quah, but we weren't sure. USC made 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:47.200 sure that he did a lot of interviews. They always 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.120 he was the go to guy. He was kind of 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:53.200 the de facto sport spokesperson. And not that they had 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:54.560 great teams when he was there. 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:55.040 They didn't. 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.680 They were not particularly dominant when Petro's played there, but 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:01.480 he the peat. It was great to see him, and 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:04.600 we had a similar mantra. We were talking about the 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:06.880 business a little bit and schmoozing, and then I went 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:10.760 on with him and Bill Plashy had seen Bill, good 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:16.240 old Bill who always throws it down. Disagree with about 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:18.160 ninety five percent of what Bill says, but I like him. 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:20.800 We get along, and so it was good to see him. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:22.600 He was there. Money was away with the Chargers. Who 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:24.800 does the show? Petros some money, but money was away 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:26.520 in New York. So yeah, that was the thing. I 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:29.560 was at the car wash, so I did not expect 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:31.960 that either day. So we did the interview. The way 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:34.440 it was set up, it was like being at the 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:38.200 super Bowl, but only with iHeartMedia. It was like I 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:40.599 didn't see anybody that it was all our There's a 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:43.919 whole of radio and podcasting set up on. 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:46.480 It was iHeartRadio Row. 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:48.800 Yeah, it was. It was iHeartRadio. So we had a 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:51.880 podcast booth which we were in. The next booth over 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:56.040 was our local station, A five seventy that was Petros, 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:59.400 and then the next booth over was you guys, Covino 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:02.919 and Rich and then Rob Parker did his show from there, 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:07.280 and then the one that I did not know was 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:14.320 the Conway Show, our guy Tim Conway from KFI. I 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:15.840 know Tim a little bit. I didn't seen Tim in 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:17.080 a long time. I didn't even know he was there, 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:20.720 and I ended up going on KFI. I did a 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:25.000 hit on KFI for which is the number one news station. 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:30.360 That's news talk, Danny, that's serious, KFI, more stimulating. 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:32.680 What did he ask you about when you were on 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:33.240 that station? 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:36.480 No, it was funny. So Conway is a really hard, 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:38.960 oh gambler when it comes to horsing, like horse racing, 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:41.960 like you know, I'm not that into it, but he 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:45.360 really is into it, Like he went Tim Conway is 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:47.480 the son of the more famous His dad, Tim Conway 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.600 was a huge star in the seventies in the eighties, 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.640 and so Tim would go out That was like how 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:55.080 they bonded. He and his dad would go to the 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:57.360 track and they'd go to Santa Nita and they used 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.720 to be Hollywood Park and they just knocked themselves out 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:01.880 and amble and the whole thing. I think sant Anita 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:04.240 was the go to. So Tim goes out there, so 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:06.600 I'm doing you know, he was asking me about the 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:09.240 TV show, so he wanted me to promote the TV show. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:11.480 So I went on there and we you know, just 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:15.600 shot the you know what. I did a segment. It 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:16.920 was cool. It was like top of the hour. But 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:21.040 the funny thing was that Tim Tim Conway was so 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:23.560 into the races. There was a race that was happening 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:27.720 as I was talking and Tim I'm talking, he stands 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:31.400 up and starts walking so he can get a better 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:33.599 view of the TV because he wanted he had the 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:36.440 number three horse, you know, he had to he had. Yeah, 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:39.520 that that played out, so so yeah, I ended up 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:41.760 doing our podcast. They did the petrol some money thing. 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:45.640 I also went on with Tim Conway and they call 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:48.840 that the car wash. I was not planning on doing 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:50.440 the cars. I was planning and getting out of there 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.160 and going and looking at some of the races and 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:56.000 then we had We ended up having dinner kind of 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:59.440 in that area right around there. So it was a fun, 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:03.439 fun little trip, had a good time. And nobody nobody 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.280 said hey, your f face. Nobody said that to me. 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:07.439 Nobody got in my face and said that. They were nice. 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:10.480 Yeah, when you walked in, you were popular. You were 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:13.480 mister popular. Everybody wanted you to do a hit off 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:16.800 the Raio station. It was great because you're a TV 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:17.640 guy now. 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:19.520 I guess so maybe I don't know, But then then 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:22.400 I ran in Danny too. There were some listeners that 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.439 came up to me and said they were fans of 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:26.600 the podcast and the show and all that. That was cool. 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:29.800 Oh, that's very cool. Yeah, because there were there was 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:33.320 a group of AM five seventy listeners that were there 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:37.480 gathered around Petros's booth, so I thought there'd probably be 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:38.880 some some mixing. 0:09:39.679 --> 0:09:41.040 Yeah, yeah, there was a There were a couple of 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:42.520 people that came up to me, which was cool. They 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:43.960 were like, they're a big fan, you know, and they 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.720 were they were very nice and so that was it 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:49.360 was great to meet him. So I appreciate that, Yeah, 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:49.680 for sure. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:53.480 Yeah, you mentioned, uh, you mentioned f face a couple 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:56.480 of days ago. I'm sitting at my desk at the 0:09:56.679 --> 0:10:02.240 campus and super windy outside. But they always blast the 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:06.240 heater in these classrooms and they have those things over 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:09.720 the temperature gauge the lock box. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:11.559 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:15.640 I hate those things because I want to be in 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:18.680 control of what the temperature is in the room, not 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:22.120 the custodian or the vice principal or whoever the hell 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:27.680 sets that. Yeah, they're blasting the heater in the classrooms 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:30.959 in the morning. So I opened up the window next 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:36.640 to my desk, and what was outside of my classroom. 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:43.440 Take a guess, A donkey. They're a live donkey outside. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:45.760 I want a camel. 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.520 I might as well have been. The way these kids 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:54.280 were talking. Oh oh oh, it was a little group 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:58.320 of seventh grade boys. And now I say seventh grade 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:01.240 because they see seemed like they were trying to be 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:05.360 cool like not nerds or little like sixth graders. But 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:08.760 I could tell that they weren't mature like the eighth graders. 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:12.360 So I'm guessing, Ben with malord math, that they were 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:13.679 seventh graders. 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:16.240 Makes perfect sense, because that's a very annoying age when 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.640 you're in seventh grade. Seventh and eighth grade very annoying. 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:24.360 Yeah, especially seventh graders. I mean, usually the sixth graders 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:26.360 are too shy to get into a lot of trouble. 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.120 The eighth graders have already been there and done that. 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:32.160 The seventh graders are usually the ones that pop off 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:32.959 and talk back. 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.040 Okay, so they're they're they're they're the schmucks. 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:39.360 Not all of them, but that's kind of how the charge. 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:42.040 It's not a picnic with these guys, right, you know, 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:44.200 they're you know, they're throwing food. 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:47.840 This is the conversation I hear and I had to 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.240 like do a double take. And this is when when 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:54.200 I glanced out the window. They have no idea that somebody, 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.400 an adult is on the other side of the window 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:57.720 that they're standing outside of. 0:11:57.920 --> 0:11:59.880 Not a cannon microphone, but might as. 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:04.200 Well bit exactly. The one says to the other, quit it, 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:09.360 quit it, you fuck face. So it gets my attention 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:11.600 because it's you know, whenever you hear a kid drop 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:14.640 the F bomb, you're like, okay, here we go, blank 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:18.640 my blank and blank you. Now the next kid says, 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:24.960 fuck you, you're a fuck face. I'm like, boy, let 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.800 me get my F bomb counter out because now it 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:33.719 was on I'm minding. Third kid chimes in, he's like, hell, 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:36.839 you guys better be quiet. I see a campus supervisor 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:40.360 over there, and they both said shut up, fuck face, 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.120 because he was telling them they were going to get 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:48.520 in trouble. So yeah, this was like our old thing 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:51.400 with pencil neck ray. You know, we used to count 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:53.559 how many times he'd say pencil neck. 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:55.840 Like pencilnck, pencil necks. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:13:01.079 Campus supervisor did come walking up towards them and he's like, see, 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:07.839 I told you you're the fuck face. And she walks 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:09.800 up to them, She's like, what are you guys doing 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:14.360 over here? And they're like nothing and then they walked away. Hey, 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:17.440 it was awesome though, because I haven't heard that many 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:21.679 bombs since a certain podcast that I listened to sometimes, 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:25.160 but on a middle school campus that was a treat. 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:29.080 The seventh graders in their own habitat, there, their own domain, 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:31.840 and they think that there's no one, no one that 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:34.480 can hear them, right, And it's like, yeah, they're going 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.960 for that, you know, all the bad words, and they 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:40.120 are They're ready, they are ready. 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:44.120 Are blank by blank and blank you blankny. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:46.040 Blank blank blank bank by man. All right, Yah, we 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:51.120 have backscratcher or do we have backscratcher? Last week we 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:55.200 set a current record for this year for the most 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:59.640 reviews on the Apple podcast page. So, Danny, this week, 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:05.440 were we getting three? Did we get three reviews? One 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:07.439 review or no reviews? 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:08.840 Man? 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:13.400 I was wrong on this last time. I'm gonna say three. 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.800 Three awesome you're you're mister positive over there. 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:19.680 I'm the opposite of who are you saying? Does negative radio? 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:21.960 Well? Everyone does negative radio. 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:25.800 That's what the opposite of that, damn it. 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.960 Okay, all right, so you're not stammering, you're not cautious, 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:31.560 you're not hesitant, You're you're you're like, hey, we finally 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:36.120 broke through. We crossed the rubicon, and we have been 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.880 able to figure out how to get people every week 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:42.560 to not give us a charcuterie board, but to just 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:51.200 give us a nice review. Survey says zilch, we got zilch. 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:56.400 We got bumpus this week, which is disappointing. But there's 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:58.600 new opportunities. You can do it right now, you can 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.280 do it later. You can do it. You'll probably forget 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:02.600 if you do it later. But the Apple podcast page 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:06.600 podcast dot Apple dot com, or just on your phone 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:10.000 Apple podcast page and the fifth Hour No. 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:12.440 Yeah, you can just click on the link that's in 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:14.360 the description of this show right here. 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:16.320 Yeah, So just do that. That's the easiest way to 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:16.600 do it. 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:19.080 And unless you have an Android phone, then you're just 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:21.400 you know, then you're you're screwed. 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.280 And they do that intentionally, right, the Apple people, they 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:27.640 think their phone's better, so they don't want you to 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:32.920 have the same joy that the Apple users have, and so. 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:34.720 They don't think it's better. They know it's better. It's 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:38.720 way better. Alien technology. 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:40.320 Have big eyes. 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:41.840 Yeah. 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:45.560 No, I'm an iPhone guy. And the one thing about 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:47.320 the phones is it's such a pain in the ass 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.080 to go from like an iPhone iPhone to an Android. 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:52.640 Once you go Android, you don't go iPhone. Once you 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:54.480 go iPhone, you don't go Android because you'll lose all 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:56.240 your music, you lose all everything. 0:15:56.760 --> 0:16:00.520 The Android users who finally switch to Apple, they kick themselves. 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:03.080 They're like, why didn't I do that sooner? My WIFEI 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:06.560 she was like that right before we met. She said 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:09.880 she had an Android. She got her first iPhone right 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:13.400 before we started dating, and she said it was like, 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:15.400 holy crap, why didn't I do this sooner? 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:19.240 Yeah, it's it's pretty cool. But also, like to me, 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:23.280 with computers, I don't work. We have PCs at work, 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:30.720 but suck terrible. The Apple laptop a laptop is the 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:31.240 way to go. 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:35.040 Oh if there were Apple computers at our job, my 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:40.000 job would be so much smoother because I'm constantly dealing 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:44.960 with that wheel that pops up and spins and yeah, 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:50.720 and shit crashing, stalling out and freezing. And my laptop, 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:54.160 my Apple laptop. It never does that ever, never, ever. 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:59.520 If we had Apple products at work, oh, I bet 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:01.320 you that would save me an hour of to day. 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:04.480 Oh, I'll be wonderful. And they generally are better products, 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:08.800 they last longer, there's not as much circling wheels on them. 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:14.720 It's just ridiculous. It's such a as al Michaels say, 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:21.679 farcical situation because these computers they have to update like 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:24.080 every day or every other day. And when do you 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:26.720 think they program these computers to update, Danny, When do 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:29.760 you think the automatic update is? Uh? 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:31.520 Oh right when you're on the air. 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:38.479 Yes, to absolutely destroy what I'm doing. It's like a 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:43.320 nightly rebellion against what I'm trying to accomplish. You can 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:47.359 really cock it up. At first, I thought it was 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:50.160 kind of cute. I thought it was fine, you know whatever, 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:52.520 But every single night. 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:56.360 Why do these PCs need to update so often? 0:17:57.000 --> 0:18:02.840 I agree, it's so stupid. Everything in moderation, even updating 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:08.280 your stupid software. Okay, and if your software sucks that much, 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:12.119 why not get somebody hire somebody that can make software, 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:17.040 program software where you don't have to update it three 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:20.639 times or four times a week. It makes me nauseous. 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:25.000 I'm nauseating thinking about it. It's so stupid, always in 0:18:25.000 --> 0:18:28.040 the overnight. No. I actually tried to change that. I 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:30.480 thought it would be funny when Cowhord's on, I could 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:32.520 somehow do it. He's not even there anyway, he wouldn't care. 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:34.720 So I tried to do it, and I got to 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:38.680 the final page on the setup. So I'm like, Okay, 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:40.640 this is great. I'm gonna get back at these guys. 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:43.679 I'm gonna have it go at a different time when 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:46.440 one of the big shows is on and they'd all 0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:48.760 be mesmerized and hypnotized and all that. They'd be like, 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:50.639 oh man, I can't believe. So I got to the 0:18:50.680 --> 0:18:53.199 final page and then I needed a password I didn't have, 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:56.840 and it ruled the whole thing. I was like, so close. 0:18:56.920 --> 0:19:00.360 I needed a final password and then I would in 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:03.399 and I couldn't get the final password because it was 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:06.000 one of the engineering guys and I don't know him. 0:19:06.080 --> 0:19:08.320 It wasn't it wasn't our guy, curious, it was somebody 0:19:08.320 --> 0:19:11.159 else and was it? Is it? Fred is that the 0:19:11.720 --> 0:19:12.760 yeah Fred. 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:16.520 That PC said in your face? Malor said in. 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:19.280 Your face, Ha, I'm Fred. No, no, no, no, no, no no. 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:23.639 Uh so, but yeah, that's really a pain in the 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:27.399 in the behind. But you know what is not a 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:30.880 pain in the behind. That would be the priraise of 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:33.840 the day times to the praise. 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:35.520 Of the day. Oh oh you said day again? 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:39.880 Oh I said. Phrase of the week of the week, Daddy. 0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:42.640 Take three the phrase of the week. 0:19:43.160 --> 0:19:45.639 All right, take three, take four? Whatever. Now this is 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:51.080 by request, by request, today's Saturday's phrase of the week. 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:56.280 It is dollars to donuts. Dollars to donuts. And I've 0:19:56.320 --> 0:19:57.440 used this a few times. 0:19:57.160 --> 0:19:59.600 Over the years. Yeah, I was gonna say, I've heard 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:00.520 you use this one. 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:05.320 Yeah, this is in my lexicon, and it means that 0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:11.200 an outcome that is almost assured is that you say 0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:14.880 dollars to donas. It's it's guaranteed, right, it's a certainty. 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:19.480 Like if you go to an NBA game, a star 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:23.639 player is going to complain that they got fouled and 0:20:23.720 --> 0:20:26.879 you didn't call some kind of hissy fit. You to 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:29.639 an NFL game, someone's gonna get hurt. Go to a 0:20:29.680 --> 0:20:33.280 baseball game, someone's going to hit the ball to the 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:35.560 second basement of the shortstop or hit a fly ball. 0:20:35.720 --> 0:20:39.200 There's certain things that are certain in life. And in 0:20:39.640 --> 0:20:44.040 additioning the history of the word dollars to donors, the 0:20:44.160 --> 0:20:48.040 phrase it's similar to dollars to buttons, which is a 0:20:48.080 --> 0:20:52.120 phrase I'm not I'm not familiar with, and dollars to cobwebs, 0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:57.359 and those phrases date back to eighteen eighty four and 0:20:58.160 --> 0:21:01.200 nineteen oh four, so we're going way back in the 0:21:01.560 --> 0:21:06.480 uptime machine. It's an American phrase dollars to donuts, and 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:13.200 it is used as donuts rather than the actual notation donuts. 0:21:13.960 --> 0:21:17.639 So there's a as opposed to do and uts as 0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:21.760 opposed to do U g H. N uts. Now, in 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:27.040 the earlier days, the legend goes that the dollar was 0:21:27.080 --> 0:21:30.320 worth more back back before the United States government ruined 0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:33.479 the value of the dollar, when it actually meant something 0:21:34.200 --> 0:21:36.760 and it had you know, cachet, and you had the 0:21:36.800 --> 0:21:43.040 gold at Fort Knox and all that. The phrase in 0:21:43.080 --> 0:21:46.520