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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings. That's twenties. This is Lauren. How many director calls?

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Speaker 1: Oh wonderful, got exactly who I was looking for on

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Speaker 1: the phone. Hello, cow Killer, cow Killer? Really? Okay? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming that's your last name, since your first name

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Speaker 1: is obviously Lauren. Uh, that's not my last name, but yes, Lauren, Yes, Hi,

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Speaker 1: How are you going to introduce myself? I was in

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Speaker 1: there the other day and that's why I'm calling. My

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Speaker 1: name is Kareen, and I'm calling from Peter the People

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Speaker 1: for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Okay, Hi, Karee. How

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm not very well, thank you. I'm a

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Speaker 1: little firm. I don't know what to what you're referring to.

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Speaker 1: So you're in your office the other day, okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: referring to the fact that you were wearing a very

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Speaker 1: loud cow print dress when I was in there and

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Speaker 1: I left and I haven't stopped thinking about it, and

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Speaker 1: you've officially been reported. So like you're from Peter, Yes,

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Speaker 1: the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. If you

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Speaker 1: haven't heard of us, yeah, yeah, I mean you you

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Speaker 1: realize that, like I wasn't wearing an actual cow, right,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. And I know who else doesn't care.

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Speaker 1: The cows they also don't care. I mean, like, okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not really sure you're Is this a common thing

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Speaker 1: for you to wear animal print clothing? Is this a

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Speaker 1: common thing? Cow print is fine, it's not actually made

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Speaker 1: of cow. But I wear a lot of cows. Oh

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Speaker 1: my goodness. And she admits it. It's my thing, like it?

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Speaker 1: She admitted it. Oh my gosh, did you hear that?

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Speaker 1: We're all shocked here like that? What? Yes, admitted it.

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Speaker 1: Told me straight point blank that she enjoys wearing cow prints.

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Speaker 1: It's actually really silent, exactly, Thank you very much. What

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Speaker 1: about the cows, they're flattered. They like it. Oh, they're flattered.

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Speaker 1: Have you spoken to any cows and ask them how

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Speaker 1: they feel about wearing cow print as a human, mocking

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Speaker 1: them and mocking the fact that some people do wear

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Speaker 1: cow hides and furs and things like that. You think

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Speaker 1: that's funny. I know who doesn't think it's funny. Oh

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Speaker 1: the cows, Yes, very good. The cows and also us

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Speaker 1: PETA People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. We don't

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Speaker 1: think it's funny at all. You guys don't think anything

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Speaker 1: is funny. You have no sense of humor. You're calling

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Speaker 1: me about cowprint and treating me like I'm wearing a

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Speaker 1: cow fur. Okay, I'll have you know that we have

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Speaker 1: a great sense of humor here at PETA People for

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Speaker 1: the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Why the other day I

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Speaker 1: heard a great joke. I'll give it to you. Why

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Speaker 1: did the chicken cross the road? I don't care. I

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Speaker 1: don't care about. Why did the chicken cross the road

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Speaker 1: to get to a free range where it could live free?

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a good around here. See, I told you

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Speaker 1: we have a good sense of humor. Anyway, the cowprint

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Speaker 1: needs to stop. This is an official warning from Peter

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Speaker 1: or else. I'm not going to submerate cowprint and official

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Speaker 1: warning of what. Official warning that you will be posted

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Speaker 1: on our national Instagram and across all of our national

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Speaker 1: social media platforms as Lauren the cow Killer. Unless you

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Speaker 1: agree to stop taunting cows by wearing cowprit clothing post

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Speaker 1: me on your social media, I'm going to do you

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Speaker 1: for defamation. Oh, you've already defamationed yourself by wearing colprint

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Speaker 1: in the first place. You're a coward calling me and

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Speaker 1: harassing or cowprint. I have someone on the phone that

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Speaker 1: wants to speak with you. What the hell is going on?

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Speaker 1: Those are cows? Do you hear them? Yeah? You know

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Speaker 1: what I done with this conligation and it doesn't even snatter.

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Speaker 1: I have other calls to come through, and I don't

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Speaker 1: want to lose my job over your It seems like

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Speaker 1: you probably don't get laid. I hope that you do

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Speaker 1: get laid. You're not so frustrated causing all kinds of

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Speaker 1: dramas that you can blame cows. Foret the hold on.

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Speaker 1: Before I do that, I have to tell you that Carl,

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend, is actually on the phone and this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you. And Carl told us what you wear a

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Speaker 1: lot of cow print. It's kind of your thing and

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Speaker 1: everybody messes with you, so we figured Peter should call

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Speaker 1: you about that. You know, I love your cow print.

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Speaker 1: I think it's great. You know what, I should have

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Speaker 1: known it was a prank when he started with a

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Speaker 1: stupid chicken joke. That was a good one, wasn't it.

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