WEBVTT - Garry Owen Interview

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a real key for real celebrity joined the Breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Everybody's DJ mvy angela Ye show him in the

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<v Speaker 1>God we are the Breakfast Club. We got a special

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<v Speaker 1>guest in the building this morning, comedian Gary Right all

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<v Speaker 1>my own jokes word America. This is America's first transracial comedian. Really, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>of comedy. No, I know. I'm like though, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to be black. I know exactly why I

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<v Speaker 1>have good Gary Nothing just in New York, get them now.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna be in New York this weekend, so I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>to Caroline. I'm excited. Yeah, it's fun. Carolines is cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you yelling? I don't know. I haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>here ever. I don't know where you're volume that like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on in the mic. Yeah, this is awesome. Does

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<v Speaker 1>it ever get tiring for you? Just doing stand up

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<v Speaker 1>like you? Does it feel like work ever? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>always fun? The travels hard? Getting up in the mornings,

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<v Speaker 1>that's hard. The stand ups the easy part on it,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's the travel like getting up and I enjoyed

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<v Speaker 1>you on radio, but that's the hardest part. And then

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<v Speaker 1>get on planes, you know what I mean. The audience

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<v Speaker 1>is black, right, Yeah, we're starting to cross over. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have I'll have the interracial couple show and be

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<v Speaker 1>like see see you know because of my wife being black.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, Well it's different now Like before people

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<v Speaker 1>are like, oh, interracial dating. Now they're like, oh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>so cool, you're married to a black girl. I'd be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>heasan's days. What's the worst part about being married to

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<v Speaker 1>a black woman? Can't win an argument? You can't. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do what you're being white. I know I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm saying that's the worst thing. Yes, with the

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<v Speaker 1>worst part, I'm married to a black girl. I never

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<v Speaker 1>win when i know I'm right right, not leave the room.

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<v Speaker 1>Just look at you. I told her, I said, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard you say I'm sorry. I've never once heard

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<v Speaker 1>my mom. I've been telling everybody that if black women organized,

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<v Speaker 1>they could be the most powerful organization in the world,

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<v Speaker 1>better than the Anti Defamation League. Glad anybody that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>You do not want a bunch of angry black women

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<v Speaker 1>on your ass. My wife's like full black, I mean names.

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<v Speaker 1>Kenya dad was in the Black Panthers from Oakland. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I went all in La. She worked for Shack. She

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<v Speaker 1>used to run his you know was twism. Wow, yeah, twins.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody knew Kenya back in the day. My father must

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<v Speaker 1>be racist and that's his call. His son married the

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<v Speaker 1>blackest woman in America, my father, Yeah, yeah, you're you're

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<v Speaker 1>kind of right. Yeah, yeah, I call it was. My

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<v Speaker 1>stepdad called him like a functional bigot, like he wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>admit it, but you know, like he don't like rap,

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<v Speaker 1>but also on eminem he's listening to it, like you

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<v Speaker 1>don't like rap. You know, Larry Bird was better. Michael Jordan.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't even like he was. He was all in.

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<v Speaker 1>Wally Serbiac like he go, dude, that's the next one.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch out for Wally. He's coming. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>things going on now. We want to get your view

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<v Speaker 1>in your opinion on certain things, okay, like hip hop,

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<v Speaker 1>like a hip hop Yeah, let's talk about h Hogan. Okay. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you heard about this. They came

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<v Speaker 1>out of left field, random not cocoa. Beware. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to get you. I want to get your diamond now

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<v Speaker 1>because this morning the w W they took him off

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<v Speaker 1>the website. Everything no more on Hoogan and all because

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<v Speaker 1>they said he did some racist rant or whatever. Is

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<v Speaker 1>what are you going to do when the white man

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<v Speaker 1>runs wild on you know what he said? He say that,

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<v Speaker 1>He did not say that. That's kind of dope, though really,

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<v Speaker 1>you know they probably was saying it. They pulled up

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<v Speaker 1>an old, old interview he did with who Kid where

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<v Speaker 1>he's using an N word and everything. Oh, that's where

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<v Speaker 1>you mess up. But that wasn't. But it wasn't. That

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't using a racist way. I guess there's some new

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<v Speaker 1>audio that's going to surface that they felt was very

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<v Speaker 1>racist because you know, he said that, yeah on air. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you just can't say it, guys. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>white guys think you're No matter what's setting, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>come off bad. I never said it in public. In public, no,

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<v Speaker 1>in private? Come on, what about you? What I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 1>How do they say it to you? Because yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I never you can't say it back. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care how cool you think you're wrong with somebody because

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<v Speaker 1>people say to me like you can get away with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I have five thousand people in

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<v Speaker 1>the audience and four thousand, nine hundred ninety nine are

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<v Speaker 1>cool with it that one guy is upset, he gets

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<v Speaker 1>on Twitter blah blah blah. I'm done, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. So I don't know why white guys be

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<v Speaker 1>like they get that comfortable. Like you're stupid, you're dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>You called me. I can say it back. You're hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out with Kevin Hodge. You would do you right? Whoever?

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<v Speaker 1>You like? Right? Are you might you yere? You might?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't say no? Likewise, I feel you. I'm rubber in

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<v Speaker 1>your glue, right yeah? Are you gonna be watching Caitlyn Jenners?

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<v Speaker 1>I am Kate on Sunday. Here's the thing I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know enough about that world. You're not talking

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<v Speaker 1>about transit. It's like weed, like somebody like you should

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<v Speaker 1>do some weed jokes, Like I don't smoke weed, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know anything about trans You can talk about

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<v Speaker 1>other people who smoke weed or around you, right, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't don't any transgender You have any

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have. There's none of my crew right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure? Yeah? I'm pretty sure. Yeah that's real.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, people don't call you transphobic just

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<v Speaker 1>for saying that. But it's the truth. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>enough about I don't know enough about him. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know any not like physically, I know, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>you know on TV and yeah, I know, come now, transgender.

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<v Speaker 1>I do know a few transgenders though, so really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know any I don't. I'm thinking I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You don't think it's a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>You think this hole Caitlyn Jenner thing, because they've been

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<v Speaker 1>talking about it NonStop. Caitlyn Jenner won the sp Award,

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<v Speaker 1>the Courage Award. I mean it's a big deal, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I guess I didn't think of the significance

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<v Speaker 1>until I saw the SPS and I saw Caitlin Bruce

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<v Speaker 1>talking about you know, people commit suicide and being a

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<v Speaker 1>comfort when you in your own skin. So in that

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<v Speaker 1>aspect I saw and I got some sympathy. But I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't know enough about that community even to even

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<v Speaker 1>address it. Honestly, I gotta know enough about black people.

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<v Speaker 1>I can address the N word, but I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if about transient blad Yeah, I got I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>have kids, Yeah, let's have my act. I really just

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<v Speaker 1>add you got kids to a black woman? We had

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<v Speaker 1>our kids before we got married. That's how black they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Racial baby my kids was my sun is the Ring Barrett.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter was a flower girl. Do they look black?

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<v Speaker 1>They're they're mixed. They're completely mixed. Do you worry about

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<v Speaker 1>them when you see everything that's going on with police brutality,

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<v Speaker 1>just just the way white supremacy seems to be coming back.

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<v Speaker 1>I I you know, it's funny, I always say, but

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<v Speaker 1>our neighborhood's different, like where we live. We live in Cincinnati, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're in a good neighborhood. Like the cops in

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<v Speaker 1>our neighborhood, they probably never pulled their weapon out. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing like the most they get his d Y

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<v Speaker 1>and I in any situation, just be polite, even if

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<v Speaker 1>you know they're wrong. Just you're not gonna win in

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<v Speaker 1>the end, you know what I mean. It's like I'll

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<v Speaker 1>get with a black woman, true right, act like act

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<v Speaker 1>like the cops of your mom. You're not going right,

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<v Speaker 1>They're not gonna admit they're wrong. Just roll with it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. So you're gonna be at

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<v Speaker 1>Caroline's all weekend long? Yeah? Yeah? Do you know the

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<v Speaker 1>Times non thin dot com day on Saturday and seven

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<v Speaker 1>thirty on Sunday. I believe, so it definitely get your

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<v Speaker 1>tickets at Caroline. I'm gonna be going on Saturday stage

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<v Speaker 1>right now though, just my kids. Billy, yeah, without question.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that he did it, now it's free game like

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<v Speaker 1>Hannibal birds got the heat right, but now it's like

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<v Speaker 1>should be charged with like accessory to murder. And Bill

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<v Speaker 1>ever dies what he is going to die eventually? The

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<v Speaker 1>best Bill guys going to do right now just die? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's bad. Yeah, he completely I just wanted to that's

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<v Speaker 1>any of his host die. I never see so many

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<v Speaker 1>old women with viving memories in my life. I'm my

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<v Speaker 1>good lord. One girl said Bill Cosby. One ladies literally

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<v Speaker 1>said nineteen sixty two. I go, hold up, fifty three

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, that's before Selma. That doesn't count. Just be

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<v Speaker 1>happy to remember that to take that end. But it

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<v Speaker 1>is Bill Cosby. So if Bill Cosby did something to you,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I never forget. Got some Benjamin Button stuff

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<v Speaker 1>going on there. I guess you never get a life

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<v Speaker 1>lest you never get over it. I guess, man, none

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<v Speaker 1>of them are dead, Like I know Bill coswatch TV.

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<v Speaker 1>He don't recognize half these women he's I ain't, I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't missing. Nobody looked like that. So they put up

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<v Speaker 1>the old picture and he's like, oh, okay, okay, the

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<v Speaker 1>mom squad. I forgot that was Sidney Poltier introduced me

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<v Speaker 1>to her. You think, do you think they should take

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<v Speaker 1>all of the Cosby Show episodes off TV? Or that's

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<v Speaker 1>just taking it sucks because I used to love the

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<v Speaker 1>Cosby Show. And I mean there's some sitcoms like Martin

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<v Speaker 1>Fresh Prince they never get old. Classic Cosby never gets old.

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<v Speaker 1>But now you're watching it and we Bill Gotta gives

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<v Speaker 1>a little look or something, or he's you know, he's

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<v Speaker 1>hold one of the girls. You're like, okay, Like they

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<v Speaker 1>did one. They showed one on the internet where we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about some barbecue saw right, like you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm gonna get dry rubbed. I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never met him. I saw him one time. I

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<v Speaker 1>never met him. It's amazing because, like, you know, he's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the those guys that people would hush for

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<v Speaker 1>so long about it because they felt like he could

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<v Speaker 1>ruin you in the business if you speak about anything

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<v Speaker 1>he was doing. Yeah, I've heard that. I've heard that before.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard that, and now you know it's funny too,

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<v Speaker 1>because you talk about this. We're on the hip hop station,

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<v Speaker 1>the hip Hop Beef. You know, it seems like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen a lot of comics come at Kevin, and

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<v Speaker 1>I can go from the comedy aspect Kevin Harry. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I don't know what the goal is when people

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<v Speaker 1>come after Kevin, you know what I mean. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get it either. Like I've seen Mike Epps do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Are spit like I don't. I don't. I don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>it because on the road with Mike Apps, has he

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<v Speaker 1>ever discussed that, like, uh No, you know what it is?

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<v Speaker 1>I give everybody their space. I don't me honestly, Me

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<v Speaker 1>and Mike's on the road so much and sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even see them because I get on stage, I

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<v Speaker 1>get off, I leave, you know what I mean. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to be doing movies with Kevin Hart, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't be out here, you know the cheese. I just

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<v Speaker 1>be cool with everybody. Perfect example is Kevin's School with

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<v Speaker 1>Drake and mcmill and they're they're arguing Kevin's School with

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<v Speaker 1>both of them. I just I've worked with all those

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<v Speaker 1>guys so much. I just like, guys, there's so much

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<v Speaker 1>out there for all of us. Kevin can actually give

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<v Speaker 1>Drake at vices in that department because Ari Spree has

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<v Speaker 1>got on Sway Show and said the exact same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin as writer is right, there's a different though. I

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<v Speaker 1>liked Kevin's response because he said, you know, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>got my boys and I'm comfortable with and we'll just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you run stuff together. It's no different than

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<v Speaker 1>I got the same opener for the last three years.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, we always talk like I watched Zak and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, hey man, don't say this or tag this,

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<v Speaker 1>or do this joke lass and do this joke first,

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<v Speaker 1>move it around a little bit. I always say. When

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<v Speaker 1>you're with me on the road, I go, like, if

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<v Speaker 1>we're Carolines and we got six shows this week, I go,

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<v Speaker 1>if you do the same show every night, verbatim, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're cashing the check. You're not trying to put

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<v Speaker 1>yourself and move it around a bit, like I'll do,

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<v Speaker 1>like the joke that is my clothes. I'll do it first,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'll flip it around just to mess around,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's a club, you know what I mean. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no cameras in the clubs. Have you been pitching any

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<v Speaker 1>television shows or I know you've done a lot as

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<v Speaker 1>comedy specials. Yeah, we you know, me and uh Me

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<v Speaker 1>and pack Will Packer went out last year to all

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<v Speaker 1>the networks and I thought we had a great show,

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<v Speaker 1>but for some reason they passed. And Will said it.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, the problem with you, Gary is nobody doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to do with you. They go because you're

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<v Speaker 1>the white black guy. Well and to that, But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still white, he goes. You'd be better off if you

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<v Speaker 1>acted more black. He goes, but you're so accepted with

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<v Speaker 1>black people, but you're still white. He don't. You're the

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<v Speaker 1>only guy. He We said it in Vegas when we

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<v Speaker 1>were shooting thing like a man. He goes. Everyone go

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<v Speaker 1>to the casino clubs. They go, Gary knew where all

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<v Speaker 1>the hood stuff was, and he's just being there blending in.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, come on, yeah here the Hennessey. I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>But you never try to act black, dude. That's the thing, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never you don't try to act black. Yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know the point. I don't get it. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I don't get point. You know, my wife said,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why, that's why she fell for me. And she goes,

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<v Speaker 1>you wasn't trying to be nobody else. She goes, and she,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, why did you fall from me? Because my

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<v Speaker 1>wife's way too attractive for me to be with form

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<v Speaker 1>one and then women like funny guys though they like

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<v Speaker 1>funny guys. And she said, you were you were phony.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when I picked her up, I had an S

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<v Speaker 1>ten pick up and there was a crack in a

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<v Speaker 1>win show. She goes, there's a crack, and I go,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't afford to fix it right now, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? She was like she was in LA.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like with Shack and all these other guys. She goes,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone be fronting, you know, renting, And he was like, nah,

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<v Speaker 1>I own my S ten not I literally I owned it.

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<v Speaker 1>I saved them ten thousand dollars and I bought it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? You always attracted the black

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<v Speaker 1>women always. Yeah, it's like being gay, like gay guys

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<v Speaker 1>another gay. They don't know why I knew. I always

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<v Speaker 1>like black girls and I don't know why. Yeah, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be watching like you know, I'll be watching good times,

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<v Speaker 1>just like yo up with her. I'm not talking about

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<v Speaker 1>when it was on the day. I'm talking when it

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<v Speaker 1>came on of three, you know what I mean. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not that old, you know what I mean. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>good time you ag. Yeah, I always I always like

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<v Speaker 1>black girls. I don't know what it is. Man always

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<v Speaker 1>like my They're funny too, because my boys be like

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<v Speaker 1>white girls come to you with so much hope. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you be looking at him like it's not happening like

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<v Speaker 1>reverse racism? Yeah, it wasn't reversed. I knew what I liked,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. I remember going to mall

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<v Speaker 1>with my mom and I went to an all white

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<v Speaker 1>high school. I didn't see a lot of black people

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<v Speaker 1>growing up, and then we would go to the mall

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<v Speaker 1>and I like, see a black gird at the mall,

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<v Speaker 1>and they wouldn't realize. I would just start following her

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<v Speaker 1>like in every story. Yeah, I know, you're looking at

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<v Speaker 1>her like you probably scaring so many black Oh it

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<v Speaker 1>was ridiculous. White man, who is just cop following me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not fealing nothing. I'm shopping all in Chess. King

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<v Speaker 1>of Merry go Round. We appreciate you joining check at

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<v Speaker 1>Caroline's all weekend long. He's doing six shows Caroline's dot

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<v Speaker 1>com tell him the time, ge I don't know the time,

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<v Speaker 1>seven thirty and ten, the Black Station seven nine thirty six,

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<v Speaker 1>and you got I'll have a Gary Owen comedy. Also

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<v Speaker 1>the One Last Question, the show with you and Will

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<v Speaker 1>Scrap Done. Yeah, I mean, Will's always the good about

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<v Speaker 1>Will Packer's. He's used me a lot, like he just

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<v Speaker 1>put me in. Think like a man, Think like a man. Guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta deliver, though, you gotta deliver, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. But uh, I don't know. You had such

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<v Speaker 1>a good show, and I wish you would have went.

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<v Speaker 1>But he said, he goes, probably you're going to the networks.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, they don't have to do with you because

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<v Speaker 1>it's you're pitching a black show. But you're you're just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you're Middle America, white dude. But that seems

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<v Speaker 1>like a show in itself. Really it is. That's about

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<v Speaker 1>your life right now. Would be good black white guy,

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<v Speaker 1>black wife. It's time. But it's just, you know, the networks.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why why they don't see it, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know it could be you know, it is what

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<v Speaker 1>it is. I'm doing all right, though you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. I'll take the real life black wife in

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<v Speaker 1>the fake one. Well, it's the Breakfast Club. Is Gary

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<v Speaker 1>always