Speaker 1: I'm a real key for real celebrity joined the Breakfast
Speaker 1: Morning Everybody's DJ mvy angela Ye show him in the
Speaker 1: God we are the Breakfast Club. We got a special
Speaker 1: guest in the building this morning, comedian Gary Right all
Speaker 1: my own jokes word America. This is America's first transracial comedian. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: of comedy. No, I know. I'm like though, it's not
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be black. I know exactly why I
Speaker 1: have good Gary Nothing just in New York, get them now.
Speaker 1: Gonna be in New York this weekend, so I'm coming
Speaker 1: to Caroline. I'm excited. Yeah, it's fun. Carolines is cool.
Speaker 1: Why are you yelling? I don't know. I haven't been
Speaker 1: here ever. I don't know where you're volume that like
Speaker 1: I'm on in the mic. Yeah, this is awesome. Does
Speaker 1: it ever get tiring for you? Just doing stand up
Speaker 1: like you? Does it feel like work ever? Is it
Speaker 1: always fun? The travels hard? Getting up in the mornings,
Speaker 1: that's hard. The stand ups the easy part on it,
Speaker 1: Like it's the travel like getting up and I enjoyed
Speaker 1: you on radio, but that's the hardest part. And then
Speaker 1: get on planes, you know what I mean. The audience
Speaker 1: is black, right, Yeah, we're starting to cross over. Like
Speaker 1: I'll have I'll have the interracial couple show and be
Speaker 1: like see see you know because of my wife being black.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Well it's different now Like before people
Speaker 1: are like, oh, interracial dating. Now they're like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: so cool, you're married to a black girl. I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: heasan's days. What's the worst part about being married to
Speaker 1: a black woman? Can't win an argument? You can't. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do what you're being white. I know I'm saying,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying that's the worst thing. Yes, with the
Speaker 1: worst part, I'm married to a black girl. I never
Speaker 1: win when i know I'm right right, not leave the room.
Speaker 1: Just look at you. I told her, I said, I've
Speaker 1: never heard you say I'm sorry. I've never once heard
Speaker 1: my mom. I've been telling everybody that if black women organized,
Speaker 1: they could be the most powerful organization in the world,
Speaker 1: better than the Anti Defamation League. Glad anybody that's true.
Speaker 1: You do not want a bunch of angry black women
Speaker 1: on your ass. My wife's like full black, I mean names.
Speaker 1: Kenya dad was in the Black Panthers from Oakland. Wow,
Speaker 1: I went all in La. She worked for Shack. She
Speaker 1: used to run his you know was twism. Wow, yeah, twins.
Speaker 1: Everybody knew Kenya back in the day. My father must
Speaker 1: be racist and that's his call. His son married the
Speaker 1: blackest woman in America, my father, Yeah, yeah, you're you're
Speaker 1: kind of right. Yeah, yeah, I call it was. My
Speaker 1: stepdad called him like a functional bigot, like he wouldn't
Speaker 1: admit it, but you know, like he don't like rap,
Speaker 1: but also on eminem he's listening to it, like you
Speaker 1: don't like rap. You know, Larry Bird was better. Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1: You can't even like he was. He was all in.
Speaker 1: Wally Serbiac like he go, dude, that's the next one.
Speaker 1: Watch out for Wally. He's coming. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: things going on now. We want to get your view
Speaker 1: in your opinion on certain things, okay, like hip hop,
Speaker 1: like a hip hop Yeah, let's talk about h Hogan. Okay. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard about this. They came
Speaker 1: out of left field, random not cocoa. Beware. I want
Speaker 1: to get you. I want to get your diamond now
Speaker 1: because this morning the w W they took him off
Speaker 1: the website. Everything no more on Hoogan and all because
Speaker 1: they said he did some racist rant or whatever. Is
Speaker 1: what are you going to do when the white man
Speaker 1: runs wild on you know what he said? He say that,
Speaker 1: He did not say that. That's kind of dope, though really,
Speaker 1: you know they probably was saying it. They pulled up
Speaker 1: an old, old interview he did with who Kid where
Speaker 1: he's using an N word and everything. Oh, that's where
Speaker 1: you mess up. But that wasn't. But it wasn't. That
Speaker 1: wasn't using a racist way. I guess there's some new
Speaker 1: audio that's going to surface that they felt was very
Speaker 1: racist because you know, he said that, yeah on air. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just can't say it, guys. I don't know why
Speaker 1: white guys think you're No matter what's setting, it's gonna
Speaker 1: come off bad. I never said it in public. In public, no,
Speaker 1: in private? Come on, what about you? What I'm saying?
Speaker 1: How do they say it to you? Because yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I never you can't say it back. I don't
Speaker 1: care how cool you think you're wrong with somebody because
Speaker 1: people say to me like you can get away with it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I have five thousand people in
Speaker 1: the audience and four thousand, nine hundred ninety nine are
Speaker 1: cool with it that one guy is upset, he gets
Speaker 1: on Twitter blah blah blah. I'm done, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So I don't know why white guys be
Speaker 1: like they get that comfortable. Like you're stupid, you're dumb.
Speaker 1: You called me. I can say it back. You're hanging
Speaker 1: out with Kevin Hodge. You would do you right? Whoever?
Speaker 1: You like? Right? Are you might you yere? You might?
Speaker 1: Don't say no? Likewise, I feel you. I'm rubber in
Speaker 1: your glue, right yeah? Are you gonna be watching Caitlyn Jenners?
Speaker 1: I am Kate on Sunday. Here's the thing I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know enough about that world. You're not talking
Speaker 1: about transit. It's like weed, like somebody like you should
Speaker 1: do some weed jokes, Like I don't smoke weed, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about trans You can talk about
Speaker 1: other people who smoke weed or around you, right, but
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't don't any transgender You have any
Speaker 1: I don't have. There's none of my crew right now?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yeah? I'm pretty sure. Yeah that's real.
Speaker 1: And you know what, people don't call you transphobic just
Speaker 1: for saying that. But it's the truth. I don't know
Speaker 1: enough about I don't know enough about him. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know any not like physically, I know, I'm not
Speaker 1: you know on TV and yeah, I know, come now, transgender.
Speaker 1: I do know a few transgenders though, so really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know any I don't. I'm thinking I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't think it's a big deal.
Speaker 1: You think this hole Caitlyn Jenner thing, because they've been
Speaker 1: talking about it NonStop. Caitlyn Jenner won the sp Award,
Speaker 1: the Courage Award. I mean it's a big deal, but
Speaker 1: you know, I guess I didn't think of the significance
Speaker 1: until I saw the SPS and I saw Caitlin Bruce
Speaker 1: talking about you know, people commit suicide and being a
Speaker 1: comfort when you in your own skin. So in that
Speaker 1: aspect I saw and I got some sympathy. But I
Speaker 1: just don't know enough about that community even to even
Speaker 1: address it. Honestly, I gotta know enough about black people.
Speaker 1: I can address the N word, but I don't know
Speaker 1: if about transient blad Yeah, I got I mean, you
Speaker 1: have kids, Yeah, let's have my act. I really just
Speaker 1: add you got kids to a black woman? We had
Speaker 1: our kids before we got married. That's how black they are.
Speaker 1: Racial baby my kids was my sun is the Ring Barrett.
Speaker 1: My daughter was a flower girl. Do they look black?
Speaker 1: They're they're mixed. They're completely mixed. Do you worry about
Speaker 1: them when you see everything that's going on with police brutality,
Speaker 1: just just the way white supremacy seems to be coming back.
Speaker 1: I I you know, it's funny, I always say, but
Speaker 1: our neighborhood's different, like where we live. We live in Cincinnati, uh,
Speaker 1: and we're in a good neighborhood. Like the cops in
Speaker 1: our neighborhood, they probably never pulled their weapon out. You know,
Speaker 1: they're doing like the most they get his d Y
Speaker 1: and I in any situation, just be polite, even if
Speaker 1: you know they're wrong. Just you're not gonna win in
Speaker 1: the end, you know what I mean. It's like I'll
Speaker 1: get with a black woman, true right, act like act
Speaker 1: like the cops of your mom. You're not going right,
Speaker 1: They're not gonna admit they're wrong. Just roll with it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So you're gonna be at
Speaker 1: Caroline's all weekend long? Yeah? Yeah? Do you know the
Speaker 1: Times non thin dot com day on Saturday and seven
Speaker 1: thirty on Sunday. I believe, so it definitely get your
Speaker 1: tickets at Caroline. I'm gonna be going on Saturday stage
Speaker 1: right now though, just my kids. Billy, yeah, without question.
Speaker 1: Now that he did it, now it's free game like
Speaker 1: Hannibal birds got the heat right, but now it's like
Speaker 1: should be charged with like accessory to murder. And Bill
Speaker 1: ever dies what he is going to die eventually? The
Speaker 1: best Bill guys going to do right now just die? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's bad. Yeah, he completely I just wanted to that's
Speaker 1: any of his host die. I never see so many
Speaker 1: old women with viving memories in my life. I'm my
Speaker 1: good lord. One girl said Bill Cosby. One ladies literally
Speaker 1: said nineteen sixty two. I go, hold up, fifty three
Speaker 1: years ago, that's before Selma. That doesn't count. Just be
Speaker 1: happy to remember that to take that end. But it
Speaker 1: is Bill Cosby. So if Bill Cosby did something to you,
Speaker 1: you know, I never forget. Got some Benjamin Button stuff
Speaker 1: going on there. I guess you never get a life
Speaker 1: lest you never get over it. I guess, man, none
Speaker 1: of them are dead, Like I know Bill coswatch TV.
Speaker 1: He don't recognize half these women he's I ain't, I
Speaker 1: ain't missing. Nobody looked like that. So they put up
Speaker 1: the old picture and he's like, oh, okay, okay, the
Speaker 1: mom squad. I forgot that was Sidney Poltier introduced me
Speaker 1: to her. You think, do you think they should take
Speaker 1: all of the Cosby Show episodes off TV? Or that's
Speaker 1: just taking it sucks because I used to love the
Speaker 1: Cosby Show. And I mean there's some sitcoms like Martin
Speaker 1: Fresh Prince they never get old. Classic Cosby never gets old.
Speaker 1: But now you're watching it and we Bill Gotta gives
Speaker 1: a little look or something, or he's you know, he's
Speaker 1: hold one of the girls. You're like, okay, Like they
Speaker 1: did one. They showed one on the internet where we're
Speaker 1: talking about some barbecue saw right, like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna get dry rubbed. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I've never met him. I saw him one time. I
Speaker 1: never met him. It's amazing because, like, you know, he's
Speaker 1: one of the those guys that people would hush for
Speaker 1: so long about it because they felt like he could
Speaker 1: ruin you in the business if you speak about anything
Speaker 1: he was doing. Yeah, I've heard that. I've heard that before.
Speaker 1: I've heard that, and now you know it's funny too,
Speaker 1: because you talk about this. We're on the hip hop station,
Speaker 1: the hip Hop Beef. You know, it seems like, uh,
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of comics come at Kevin, and
Speaker 1: I can go from the comedy aspect Kevin Harry. I
Speaker 1: just I don't know what the goal is when people
Speaker 1: come after Kevin, you know what I mean. I don't
Speaker 1: get it either. Like I've seen Mike Epps do it?
Speaker 1: Are spit like I don't. I don't. I don't understand
Speaker 1: it because on the road with Mike Apps, has he
Speaker 1: ever discussed that, like, uh No, you know what it is?
Speaker 1: I give everybody their space. I don't me honestly, Me
Speaker 1: and Mike's on the road so much and sometimes I
Speaker 1: don't even see them because I get on stage, I
Speaker 1: get off, I leave, you know what I mean. If
Speaker 1: you're going to be doing movies with Kevin Hart, you
Speaker 1: can't be out here, you know the cheese. I just
Speaker 1: be cool with everybody. Perfect example is Kevin's School with
Speaker 1: Drake and mcmill and they're they're arguing Kevin's School with
Speaker 1: both of them. I just I've worked with all those
Speaker 1: guys so much. I just like, guys, there's so much
Speaker 1: out there for all of us. Kevin can actually give
Speaker 1: Drake at vices in that department because Ari Spree has
Speaker 1: got on Sway Show and said the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: Kevin as writer is right, there's a different though. I
Speaker 1: liked Kevin's response because he said, you know, no, I
Speaker 1: got my boys and I'm comfortable with and we'll just
Speaker 1: you know, you run stuff together. It's no different than
Speaker 1: I got the same opener for the last three years.
Speaker 1: I go, we always talk like I watched Zak and
Speaker 1: be like, hey man, don't say this or tag this,
Speaker 1: or do this joke lass and do this joke first,
Speaker 1: move it around a little bit. I always say. When
Speaker 1: you're with me on the road, I go, like, if
Speaker 1: we're Carolines and we got six shows this week, I go,
Speaker 1: if you do the same show every night, verbatim, I said,
Speaker 1: you're you're cashing the check. You're not trying to put
Speaker 1: yourself and move it around a bit, like I'll do,
Speaker 1: like the joke that is my clothes. I'll do it first,
Speaker 1: and then I'll flip it around just to mess around,
Speaker 1: because it's a club, you know what I mean. There's
Speaker 1: no cameras in the clubs. Have you been pitching any
Speaker 1: television shows or I know you've done a lot as
Speaker 1: comedy specials. Yeah, we you know, me and uh Me
Speaker 1: and pack Will Packer went out last year to all
Speaker 1: the networks and I thought we had a great show,
Speaker 1: but for some reason they passed. And Will said it.
Speaker 1: He goes, the problem with you, Gary is nobody doesn't
Speaker 1: know what to do with you. They go because you're
Speaker 1: the white black guy. Well and to that, But I'm
Speaker 1: still white, he goes. You'd be better off if you
Speaker 1: acted more black. He goes, but you're so accepted with
Speaker 1: black people, but you're still white. He don't. You're the
Speaker 1: only guy. He We said it in Vegas when we
Speaker 1: were shooting thing like a man. He goes. Everyone go
Speaker 1: to the casino clubs. They go, Gary knew where all
Speaker 1: the hood stuff was, and he's just being there blending in.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, come on, yeah here the Hennessey. I got it.
Speaker 1: But you never try to act black, dude. That's the thing, like,
Speaker 1: I've never you don't try to act black. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know the point. I don't get it. I
Speaker 1: just I don't get point. You know, my wife said,
Speaker 1: that's why, that's why she fell for me. And she goes,
Speaker 1: you wasn't trying to be nobody else. She goes, and she,
Speaker 1: I said, why did you fall from me? Because my
Speaker 1: wife's way too attractive for me to be with form
Speaker 1: one and then women like funny guys though they like
Speaker 1: funny guys. And she said, you were you were phony.
Speaker 1: Like when I picked her up, I had an S
Speaker 1: ten pick up and there was a crack in a
Speaker 1: win show. She goes, there's a crack, and I go,
Speaker 1: I can't afford to fix it right now, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? She was like she was in LA.
Speaker 1: She's like with Shack and all these other guys. She goes,
Speaker 1: everyone be fronting, you know, renting, And he was like, nah,
Speaker 1: I own my S ten not I literally I owned it.
Speaker 1: I saved them ten thousand dollars and I bought it.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You always attracted the black
Speaker 1: women always. Yeah, it's like being gay, like gay guys
Speaker 1: another gay. They don't know why I knew. I always
Speaker 1: like black girls and I don't know why. Yeah, I'd
Speaker 1: be watching like you know, I'll be watching good times,
Speaker 1: just like yo up with her. I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: when it was on the day. I'm talking when it
Speaker 1: came on of three, you know what I mean. I'm
Speaker 1: not that old, you know what I mean. It's like
Speaker 1: good time you ag. Yeah, I always I always like
Speaker 1: black girls. I don't know what it is. Man always
Speaker 1: like my They're funny too, because my boys be like
Speaker 1: white girls come to you with so much hope. Can
Speaker 1: you be looking at him like it's not happening like
Speaker 1: reverse racism? Yeah, it wasn't reversed. I knew what I liked,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I remember going to mall
Speaker 1: with my mom and I went to an all white
Speaker 1: high school. I didn't see a lot of black people
Speaker 1: growing up, and then we would go to the mall
Speaker 1: and I like, see a black gird at the mall,
Speaker 1: and they wouldn't realize. I would just start following her
Speaker 1: like in every story. Yeah, I know, you're looking at
Speaker 1: her like you probably scaring so many black Oh it
Speaker 1: was ridiculous. White man, who is just cop following me.
Speaker 1: I'm not fealing nothing. I'm shopping all in Chess. King
Speaker 1: of Merry go Round. We appreciate you joining check at
Speaker 1: Caroline's all weekend long. He's doing six shows Caroline's dot
Speaker 1: com tell him the time, ge I don't know the time,
Speaker 1: seven thirty and ten, the Black Station seven nine thirty six,
Speaker 1: and you got I'll have a Gary Owen comedy. Also
Speaker 1: the One Last Question, the show with you and Will
Speaker 1: Scrap Done. Yeah, I mean, Will's always the good about
Speaker 1: Will Packer's. He's used me a lot, like he just
Speaker 1: put me in. Think like a man, Think like a man. Guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta deliver, though, you gotta deliver, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. But uh, I don't know. You had such
Speaker 1: a good show, and I wish you would have went.
Speaker 1: But he said, he goes, probably you're going to the networks.
Speaker 1: He goes, they don't have to do with you because
Speaker 1: it's you're pitching a black show. But you're you're just
Speaker 1: you know, you're Middle America, white dude. But that seems
Speaker 1: like a show in itself. Really it is. That's about
Speaker 1: your life right now. Would be good black white guy,
Speaker 1: black wife. It's time. But it's just, you know, the networks.
Speaker 1: I don't know why why they don't see it, but
Speaker 1: you know it could be you know, it is what
Speaker 1: it is. I'm doing all right, though you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I'll take the real life black wife in
Speaker 1: the fake one. Well, it's the Breakfast Club. Is Gary
Speaker 1: always