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Speaker 1: I'm a real key for real celebrity joined the Breakfast

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Speaker 1: Morning Everybody's DJ mvy angela Ye show him in the

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Speaker 1: God we are the Breakfast Club. We got a special

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Speaker 1: guest in the building this morning, comedian Gary Right all

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Speaker 1: my own jokes word America. This is America's first transracial comedian. Really, yes,

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Speaker 1: of comedy. No, I know. I'm like though, it's not

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be black. I know exactly why I

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Speaker 1: have good Gary Nothing just in New York, get them now.

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Speaker 1: Gonna be in New York this weekend, so I'm coming

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Speaker 1: to Caroline. I'm excited. Yeah, it's fun. Carolines is cool.

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Speaker 1: Why are you yelling? I don't know. I haven't been

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Speaker 1: here ever. I don't know where you're volume that like

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Speaker 1: I'm on in the mic. Yeah, this is awesome. Does

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Speaker 1: it ever get tiring for you? Just doing stand up

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Speaker 1: like you? Does it feel like work ever? Is it

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Speaker 1: always fun? The travels hard? Getting up in the mornings,

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Speaker 1: that's hard. The stand ups the easy part on it,

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Speaker 1: Like it's the travel like getting up and I enjoyed

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Speaker 1: you on radio, but that's the hardest part. And then

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Speaker 1: get on planes, you know what I mean. The audience

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Speaker 1: is black, right, Yeah, we're starting to cross over. Like

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Speaker 1: I'll have I'll have the interracial couple show and be

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Speaker 1: like see see you know because of my wife being black.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Well it's different now Like before people

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Speaker 1: are like, oh, interracial dating. Now they're like, oh, that's

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Speaker 1: so cool, you're married to a black girl. I'd be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: heasan's days. What's the worst part about being married to

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Speaker 1: a black woman? Can't win an argument? You can't. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do what you're being white. I know I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: but I'm saying that's the worst thing. Yes, with the

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Speaker 1: worst part, I'm married to a black girl. I never

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Speaker 1: win when i know I'm right right, not leave the room.

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Speaker 1: Just look at you. I told her, I said, I've

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Speaker 1: never heard you say I'm sorry. I've never once heard

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Speaker 1: my mom. I've been telling everybody that if black women organized,

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Speaker 1: they could be the most powerful organization in the world,

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Speaker 1: better than the Anti Defamation League. Glad anybody that's true.

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Speaker 1: You do not want a bunch of angry black women

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Speaker 1: on your ass. My wife's like full black, I mean names.

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Speaker 1: Kenya dad was in the Black Panthers from Oakland. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I went all in La. She worked for Shack. She

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Speaker 1: used to run his you know was twism. Wow, yeah, twins.

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Speaker 1: Everybody knew Kenya back in the day. My father must

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Speaker 1: be racist and that's his call. His son married the

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Speaker 1: blackest woman in America, my father, Yeah, yeah, you're you're

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Speaker 1: kind of right. Yeah, yeah, I call it was. My

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Speaker 1: stepdad called him like a functional bigot, like he wouldn't

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Speaker 1: admit it, but you know, like he don't like rap,

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Speaker 1: but also on eminem he's listening to it, like you

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Speaker 1: don't like rap. You know, Larry Bird was better. Michael Jordan.

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Speaker 1: You can't even like he was. He was all in.

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Speaker 1: Wally Serbiac like he go, dude, that's the next one.

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Speaker 1: Watch out for Wally. He's coming. There's a lot of

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Speaker 1: things going on now. We want to get your view

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Speaker 1: in your opinion on certain things, okay, like hip hop,

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Speaker 1: like a hip hop Yeah, let's talk about h Hogan. Okay. Now,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard about this. They came

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Speaker 1: out of left field, random not cocoa. Beware. I want

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Speaker 1: to get you. I want to get your diamond now

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Speaker 1: because this morning the w W they took him off

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Speaker 1: the website. Everything no more on Hoogan and all because

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Speaker 1: they said he did some racist rant or whatever. Is

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Speaker 1: what are you going to do when the white man

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Speaker 1: runs wild on you know what he said? He say that,

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Speaker 1: He did not say that. That's kind of dope, though really,

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Speaker 1: you know they probably was saying it. They pulled up

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Speaker 1: an old, old interview he did with who Kid where

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Speaker 1: he's using an N word and everything. Oh, that's where

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Speaker 1: you mess up. But that wasn't. But it wasn't. That

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Speaker 1: wasn't using a racist way. I guess there's some new

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Speaker 1: audio that's going to surface that they felt was very

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Speaker 1: racist because you know, he said that, yeah on air. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you just can't say it, guys. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: white guys think you're No matter what's setting, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: come off bad. I never said it in public. In public, no,

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Speaker 1: in private? Come on, what about you? What I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: How do they say it to you? Because yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I never you can't say it back. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I have five thousand people in

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Speaker 1: cool with it that one guy is upset, he gets

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Speaker 1: on Twitter blah blah blah. I'm done, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. So I don't know why white guys be

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Speaker 1: like they get that comfortable. Like you're stupid, you're dumb.

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Speaker 1: You called me. I can say it back. You're hanging

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Speaker 1: out with Kevin Hodge. You would do you right? Whoever?

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Speaker 1: You like? Right? Are you might you yere? You might?

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Speaker 1: Don't say no? Likewise, I feel you. I'm rubber in

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Speaker 1: your glue, right yeah? Are you gonna be watching Caitlyn Jenners?

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Speaker 1: I am Kate on Sunday. Here's the thing I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know enough about that world. You're not talking

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Speaker 1: about transit. It's like weed, like somebody like you should

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Speaker 1: do some weed jokes, Like I don't smoke weed, right,

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Speaker 1: I don't know anything about trans You can talk about

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Speaker 1: other people who smoke weed or around you, right, but

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't don't any transgender You have any

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Speaker 1: I don't have. There's none of my crew right now?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yeah? I'm pretty sure. Yeah that's real.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, people don't call you transphobic just

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Speaker 1: for saying that. But it's the truth. I don't know

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Speaker 1: enough about I don't know enough about him. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know any not like physically, I know, I'm not

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Speaker 1: you know on TV and yeah, I know, come now, transgender.

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Speaker 1: I do know a few transgenders though, so really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know any I don't. I'm thinking I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't think it's a big deal.

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Speaker 1: You think this hole Caitlyn Jenner thing, because they've been

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Speaker 1: talking about it NonStop. Caitlyn Jenner won the sp Award,

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Speaker 1: the Courage Award. I mean it's a big deal, but

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Speaker 1: you know, I guess I didn't think of the significance

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Speaker 1: until I saw the SPS and I saw Caitlin Bruce

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Speaker 1: talking about you know, people commit suicide and being a

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Speaker 1: comfort when you in your own skin. So in that

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Speaker 1: just don't know enough about that community even to even

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Speaker 1: address it. Honestly, I gotta know enough about black people.

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Speaker 1: I can address the N word, but I don't know

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Speaker 1: if about transient blad Yeah, I got I mean, you

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Speaker 1: have kids, Yeah, let's have my act. I really just

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Speaker 1: add you got kids to a black woman? We had

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Speaker 1: our kids before we got married. That's how black they are.

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Speaker 1: Racial baby my kids was my sun is the Ring Barrett.

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Speaker 1: They're they're mixed. They're completely mixed. Do you worry about

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Speaker 1: them when you see everything that's going on with police brutality,

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Speaker 1: I I you know, it's funny, I always say, but

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Speaker 1: our neighborhood, they probably never pulled their weapon out. You know,

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Speaker 1: get with a black woman, true right, act like act

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Speaker 1: They're not gonna admit they're wrong. Just roll with it,

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Speaker 1: Caroline's all weekend long? Yeah? Yeah? Do you know the

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Speaker 1: Times non thin dot com day on Saturday and seven

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Speaker 1: right now though, just my kids. Billy, yeah, without question.

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Speaker 1: Now that he did it, now it's free game like

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Speaker 1: Hannibal birds got the heat right, but now it's like

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Speaker 1: should be charged with like accessory to murder. And Bill

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Speaker 1: best Bill guys going to do right now just die? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: good lord. One girl said Bill Cosby. One ladies literally

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Speaker 1: said nineteen sixty two. I go, hold up, fifty three

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Speaker 1: is Bill Cosby. So if Bill Cosby did something to you,

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Speaker 1: you know, I never forget. Got some Benjamin Button stuff

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Speaker 1: lest you never get over it. I guess, man, none

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Speaker 1: of them are dead, Like I know Bill coswatch TV.

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Speaker 1: all of the Cosby Show episodes off TV? Or that's

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Speaker 1: Cosby Show. And I mean there's some sitcoms like Martin

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Speaker 1: Fresh Prince they never get old. Classic Cosby never gets old.

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Speaker 1: But now you're watching it and we Bill Gotta gives

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Speaker 1: hold one of the girls. You're like, okay, Like they

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna get dry rubbed. I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: I've never met him. I saw him one time. I

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Speaker 1: I've heard that, and now you know it's funny too,

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Speaker 1: because you talk about this. We're on the hip hop station,

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Speaker 1: the hip Hop Beef. You know, it seems like, uh,

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Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of comics come at Kevin, and

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Speaker 1: I can go from the comedy aspect Kevin Harry. I

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Speaker 1: just I don't know what the goal is when people

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Speaker 1: come after Kevin, you know what I mean. I don't

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Speaker 1: get it either. Like I've seen Mike Epps do it?

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Speaker 1: Are spit like I don't. I don't. I don't understand

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Speaker 1: it because on the road with Mike Apps, has he

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Speaker 1: ever discussed that, like, uh No, you know what it is?

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Speaker 1: I give everybody their space. I don't me honestly, Me

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Speaker 1: and Mike's on the road so much and sometimes I

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Speaker 1: you're going to be doing movies with Kevin Hart, you

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Speaker 1: can't be out here, you know the cheese. I just

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Speaker 1: be cool with everybody. Perfect example is Kevin's School with

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Speaker 1: Drake and mcmill and they're they're arguing Kevin's School with

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Speaker 1: both of them. I just I've worked with all those

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Speaker 1: out there for all of us. Kevin can actually give

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Speaker 1: Drake at vices in that department because Ari Spree has

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Speaker 1: got on Sway Show and said the exact same thing.

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Speaker 1: Kevin as writer is right, there's a different though. I

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Speaker 1: Caroline's all weekend long. He's doing six shows Caroline's dot

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