1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:05,600 Speaker 1: Today's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Okay, 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 1: interesting text that came through from David online nineteen. Let's 3 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:12,399 Speaker 1: go see Hi to David. Hello, David, welcome to Friday. 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 2: Hello. 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: Hello, is it working? Can you hear us? 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,240 Speaker 3: Yeah? I can hear you as on your ends? 7 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:26,799 Speaker 1: What Yeah, we hear you? Just fine, You're great. I 8 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: can hear you now. Okay, I'm glad we got that 9 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,559 Speaker 1: out of the way. Okay, So David, I'm gonna read 10 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,319 Speaker 1: your text. It says, Hi, my name is David. I'm 11 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,840 Speaker 1: a construction worker and I do only fans and stand 12 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 1: up comedy on the side, not as a hustle, but 13 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 1: just for fun, and nobody really knows. Well, let me 14 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,520 Speaker 1: ask you this, David, stand up comedy. There are usually 15 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 1: people you know watching you and know who you are, 16 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: and only fans. Maybe someone would recognize you unless you're 17 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 1: like not putting your face on there. How does this work? 18 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: And how does this work for you and staying anonymous 19 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: at the same time. I don't get it. 20 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 3: I mean I don't hide it, but I don't go 21 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 3: around work like, hey, you want to see me naked? 22 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: I do. Okay, let's start. Hold on let's start with 23 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 1: the stand up comedy thing. I mean, so you what 24 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: got you into that? And do you do? 25 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:19,960 Speaker 3: Like? 26 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 1: Do they hire you? I mean, are you on the 27 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 1: bill that? Oh my god, David's in our club this weekend? 28 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 3: Uh? So I went to a couple of the mics 29 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 3: just with some friends. I was like, you know what, 30 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 3: I think I'm pretty funny. I could probably do this, 31 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,399 Speaker 3: And then I found out that you really can't unless 32 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 3: you're actually funny. So I started. I started one or 33 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:43,959 Speaker 3: two of mics a week a month, I mean, and 34 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 3: then I've opened for a couple of local shows. But 35 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 3: I don't really put it out there until I started 36 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 3: getting more consistent reactions. 37 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 1: Wow, you know what we're learning from you so far 38 00:01:56,120 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: is you have confidence. It takes a lot of commons 39 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: to get on a stage and try to be funny, 40 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: and confidence to go naked on only fans? You really do? 41 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 1: I mean, have you always been a confident, go getting, 42 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,519 Speaker 1: go getting kind of guy? 43 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:11,639 Speaker 2: Oh? 44 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 3: Absolutely not. No. In high school I was six too, 45 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 3: like one hundred and thirty pounds. I was scared of 46 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 3: strong breezes and angry ducks. 47 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 2: So can I ask, does your family know that you 48 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 2: do this? 49 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 3: I mean, if they asked, like, hey, man, so what 50 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 3: are you doing asidelment? Do you really want to know? Like, yeah, sure, 51 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 3: I'll hint around it, and if they keep asking, I'll 52 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 3: tell him I was raised questions. You don't want answers 53 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 3: to there, you go, Yeah, you're from Oklahoma. 54 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 1: I'm from Texas. We live in the land of denial 55 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: down there, and that's safer that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 56 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: Gandhi what. 57 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 2: Okay, David, do you have with with whatever it is 58 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,080 Speaker 2: that you're doing on OnlyFans like a specialty? I know 59 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 2: there are little subcategories of what people are. 60 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:05,519 Speaker 3: Uh show, so uh I would I'm going to refer 61 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 3: to as a sauce dom in the kink community. 62 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: So okay, wait wait, hold on, hold back up, a 63 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 1: soft dom in the kink community. Is that what you said? 64 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 3: Okay, yes, that's exactly what I said. 65 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, yes, sir, yes, sir. Please don't beat me, Okay, 66 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: beat me, but softly? All right, go ahead, go ahead. 67 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 3: And so it's it's less about you know, the impact 68 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 3: or anything like. It's it's more about willingly giving up control. 69 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 3: And so I'll do voice recordings like as MR. But 70 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 3: a little bit spicier, and then I've gotten some pretty 71 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 3: specific requests that I was like, I don't know if 72 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 3: I like this, but the check cleared. 73 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, it was as long as you're comfortable 74 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 1: and you're in control. You know. We have another friend 75 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:01,839 Speaker 1: of a friend of the show, just this World guy. Yeah, yeah, 76 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: we got to know him because he was friendly with 77 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 1: a pet squirrel. He would and now he's on only 78 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 1: fans as well. You know, doing stuff, I mean only 79 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: fans is very unique. Do you do You do a 80 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: great business with only fans? 81 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 3: Are you? 82 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: Are you make him some change? 83 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,920 Speaker 3: Uh? So, my my profile is actually free. I only 84 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 3: charge if it's like really weird or really custom, I 85 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,480 Speaker 3: really need to do it. It's not a useful I 86 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 3: do it for fun. 87 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 1: Okay, that's interesting. You only do it. You do it 88 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,560 Speaker 1: for fun. But if they want something very specific, you 89 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: will go, well that's gonna. 90 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 3: Cost you, okay, right, get it do anyway? Like eventually 91 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 3: I'm like, oh yeah I should, I'll just I'll just 92 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 3: move up the timeline. But if it's something that I 93 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,599 Speaker 3: was never gonna do, like on my own, I'm like, 94 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 3: all right, you know, here, here's the estimate for that. 95 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 3: Here's your quote. 96 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, David. David, you know, as your agent, 97 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 1: you're given you're giving away the milk for free here, 98 00:04:54,800 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, go ahead. Day. Well, okay, the. 99 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 2: First question is, if you can answer this in a 100 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:08,040 Speaker 2: clean way, what was the craziest thing anybody's ever asked 101 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 2: you to do? 102 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,679 Speaker 1: And have you ever turned anything down? 103 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 3: Yes? Yes. The thing I turned down is they wanted 104 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 3: me to role play as their dad. Oh okay, And 105 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 3: I was like, well, that's not going to be a thing, 106 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 3: but I do anytime soon ever, Okay, okay, okay. 107 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:32,640 Speaker 1: So you turn that down. 108 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 3: And then the weirdest thing they wanted me to be 109 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 3: a wizard in them, to be an orc in the 110 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 3: in the recording and basically fantasy degradation. 111 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:55,919 Speaker 1: Oh boy, and that's deeply psychological stuff. 112 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was. It took me a minute to 113 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 3: wrap my head around how I would even think about 114 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 3: doing that one that's a wizard. But they seemed happy 115 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 3: with it, and they said they might want another one, 116 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:13,360 Speaker 3: so I uh, okay. 117 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,480 Speaker 2: So follow up questions that to be the wizard, how 118 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:17,720 Speaker 2: much did you charge? 119 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 3: I guess I think I asked them for fifty bucks. 120 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,359 Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay, that's a bargain in mind like this. Well, okay, 121 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: as we as we talk to you, David, a lot 122 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,599 Speaker 1: of people are texting in wanting to know your your 123 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 1: your name on on army fans. So I mean, you 124 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: know that if we if we put it out there, 125 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:43,279 Speaker 1: you're gonna get a lot of response and and and 126 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,359 Speaker 1: I don't mind that at all, but I just I 127 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,839 Speaker 1: just want to make sure we're not sending them to 128 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 1: some some place that's going to frighten them. It sounds 129 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 1: like in like a wizard, you know, uh be my daddy. Way, 130 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 1: but if it sounds like you're you're totally cool, and 131 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,760 Speaker 1: I don't know she should we would you mind giving 132 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:05,360 Speaker 1: it to us? Sure, it's hold on, let me get 133 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: my pen hold on, all right, okay, go right ahead. 134 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's shrimp underscore salad. 135 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 1: Shrimp, Oh god, oh, shrimp salad. Now why did you 136 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 1: choose shrimp under Why David, David? Why did you choose 137 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,720 Speaker 1: shrimp underscore salad? 138 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 2: Oh? 139 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 3: Comedy of everything? 140 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 1: Okay? All right, all right, well I gotta go find this. Okay, 141 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,080 Speaker 1: By the way, let me just make it really clear, Uh, 142 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 1: David is his own dude, we're not under he's not 143 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,800 Speaker 1: under contract with us. We're not under a contract with him. 144 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: You go there on your own, your own, uh, your own. Okay, 145 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 1: We'll just leave it at that, and we'll well, okay, 146 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 1: what Gandhi's looking? 147 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm trying to find him. I don't I've 148 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 2: never really used only fans before. But we're going to 149 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 2: give this a shot. 150 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 3: I make an account. I don't take you about ten 151 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 3: minutes to register. 152 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 2: Oh I can't just a preview, this is nonsense. 153 00:07:59,240 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 1: Well I have one. 154 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 3: Let me check it out to the miners off. 155 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, have a credit card, exactly, exactly. Well, look, 156 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,239 Speaker 1: we wish all the luck in the world. I find 157 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: this fascinating, by the way. I think it's great. And 158 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,880 Speaker 1: you said that you were a very very shy kid 159 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,680 Speaker 1: growing up. Again, to get on stage and try to 160 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 1: be funny in a comedy club and be able to 161 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 1: turn the camera on and do things for people like 162 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:26,560 Speaker 1: that while you're naked, that takes a lot of confidence, 163 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,240 Speaker 1: I think. And so give yourself some credit there, you know. 164 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,920 Speaker 3: And I'm a radio star, so there's that too. 165 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:35,160 Speaker 1: Superstard Oh my gosh, that's right. Let's add that to 166 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 1: the list. As last question, yes, please. 167 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,960 Speaker 2: For somebody who maybe wanted to do this on the side, 168 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,720 Speaker 2: like you know, what can you make like in a year, 169 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 2: say just what do you. 170 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:52,000 Speaker 3: Think my fiance did it and she would make you know, 171 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:55,560 Speaker 3: between five hundred or you know, three thousand a month, 172 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,440 Speaker 3: depending on on what the order she got in, on 173 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,760 Speaker 3: what request she got n And then there's a big 174 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,160 Speaker 3: people that you know, the average person that I've seen 175 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,560 Speaker 3: like does it as a career. They make enough, you know, 176 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 3: for their bills and some comfort, maybe a trip or 177 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:09,839 Speaker 3: two because they have they have the time for them 178 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,880 Speaker 3: to do that because they can still work on their trip. 179 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 3: But people that are like make it, they make hundreds 180 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,960 Speaker 3: of millions, they. 181 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 1: Make well, yeah, they make called many many a million. 182 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,560 Speaker 1: So there you go. Well, David, it's been a pleasure 183 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 1: speaking with you. You and your fiance have a very 184 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:29,320 Speaker 1: very merry Christmas, and there you go. Shrimp Underscore Salad. 185 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,480 Speaker 1: At the at the end of the day, we always 186 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,720 Speaker 1: have to make a list of what we did, what 187 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,320 Speaker 1: we talked about and under the guests on the show 188 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,559 Speaker 1: today was David Shrimp Underscore Salad. I'm very proud of this. 189 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,920 Speaker 1: I love it. I love it, and uh, thank you 190 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: for thank you for talking to us, and best of 191 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:46,880 Speaker 1: luck with all of the above. 192 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,520 Speaker 3: Okay, you'll have a wonderful morning.