1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,320 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's borrowing the dual lingo model 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 1: to teach Americans a new skill, introducing reflingo, teaching you 3 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,159 Speaker 1: fun new insults to yell at the umpire during your 4 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 1: kid's Little League baseball icy repeat after me, Hey Blue, 5 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 1: why don't you bend over and use your good eye? 6 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 1: You'll have that fourteen year old volunteer crying and no 7 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: time that kid. 8 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 2: Some kids like why bend over? Thanks. 9 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:37,599 Speaker 1: The Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news 10 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 11 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,480 Speaker 1: we've got a laser and o the Ballbusters just don't 12 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,560 Speaker 1: we hackled to This first laser story is out of Missouri. 13 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: The other day, a woman named Tara Smith walked in 14 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,560 Speaker 1: the front door, made a bee line towards the kitchen, 15 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 1: then poured herself a large bowl of fruity pebbles and 16 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: sat down to enjoy it. 17 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 3: It's such a nice afternoon tree. 18 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, problem, it wasn't her house much. 19 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 3: Wait, how did she know where the fruity. 20 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:10,039 Speaker 2: Pebbles and the family was home at the time. Oh wow. 21 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 1: A woman says her son smelled something burning, so he 22 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,680 Speaker 1: walked downstairs to the kitchen, and that's when he saw 23 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: the strange lady eating cereal and petting the family dog. 24 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 4: Don't nobody can tempting the good cereal? 25 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, like the kid may have let it go if 26 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,039 Speaker 3: she was eating like the Raisin brand or. 27 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 2: Something, but that was too far. 28 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: The oven was also on, so maybe that's where the 29 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: smell was coming from. But the son ran back upstairs 30 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:39,959 Speaker 1: and told his mom, who called nine one one. But 31 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 1: before cops arrived, the mother confronted Tara and demanded that 32 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,399 Speaker 1: she clean up the mess that. 33 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 4: She just made. 34 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 3: Thank you such a dish. 35 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,279 Speaker 1: It seems like a little bit of an odd request, 36 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: but fruity pebbles and milk were apparently scattered everywhere. 37 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 4: Okay. 38 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: Finally the police showed up and determined that Tara was 39 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: on something. 40 00:01:58,480 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 2: She later told. 41 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: Them that she could assumed an entire bottle of marijuana. 42 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 3: You know, it's funny with edibles now, you actually could 43 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 3: do that. 44 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 2: I like little lemonades and stuff. 45 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,640 Speaker 3: You can't feel bottles. 46 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 1: She was walking around outside and mistook the house for 47 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 1: a county fair. 48 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 2: Okay, that's not. 49 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 3: It's not her fault that they had a ferris wheel. 50 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 1: In the front yard exactly but she was then charged 51 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: with first degree burglary. 52 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:30,920 Speaker 2: A dark fruity pebbles though worth it. 53 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, this next laser story is out of Vero Beach, Florida. 54 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:35,639 Speaker 4: All Right. 55 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 1: The Sheriff's office had a barbecue fundraiser recently, and good news, 56 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,079 Speaker 1: a bunch of low level inmates got to work the event. 57 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 1: One of them was thirty five year old Hartley Sanchez, 58 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: who was serving food until he snuck off midshifts. Sneak 59 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: security cameras caught him on video talking to two women 60 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,359 Speaker 1: near a bank of porta potties. Then one of the 61 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: ladies went inside and after checking to make sure the 62 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: coast was clear, he joined her. 63 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 3: Dou I thought he was trying to escape. No so much. 64 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:09,799 Speaker 2: No, No. 65 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:12,799 Speaker 1: It turned out that she's a former inmate, and it's 66 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: not clear if she knew Hartley before their encounter or 67 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,080 Speaker 1: if this was just a you know, random sudden fling. 68 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,519 Speaker 1: But he was questioned about it and freely admitted it 69 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: happened inside that honeybucket. 70 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 3: Whoa smell the whole time. Don't touch that, No, don't 71 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 3: touch that. Don't touch that either. 72 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 2: That's the only thing worse than an airplane bathroom. I'd say, 73 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 2: now here's the weird part. 74 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: She's apparently not in any trouble, but Hartley is, oh yeah. 75 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 3: Is it like because he's an inmate. Is that was 76 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 3: the issue. 77 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: He's been in jail awaiting trial for theft and drug possession, 78 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: but because under Florida law, even leaving a work assignment 79 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: for just a few minutes can qualify as an escape attempt, where. 80 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 3: He's yelling them, hey, it was more than a few minutes. 81 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 3: I swear he's. 82 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 1: Now facing up to fifteen years in prison. 83 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 3: Not worth it, my man. 84 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 2: I don't know a nooner in a honey. 85 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 1: Bucket, Yeah, and fifteen years in prison. This next laser 86 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: story is out of Sweet treat Central. If you know 87 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,720 Speaker 1: the candy brand Choopa Choops, then you know what they're 88 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: famous for. 89 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 3: Wallsuckers. 90 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a photo of them, not just their lollipops, 91 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: but the way that their package. 92 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,159 Speaker 3: Yes, thank you. I always have to use scissors to 93 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 3: get these open for my kids line. 94 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: A lot of the customers say the plastic wrapping is 95 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 1: so tight you sometimes will need scissors, knives, or several 96 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:51,040 Speaker 1: minutes of twisting just to get to the candy. It's 97 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: kind of like when you get your to goers, you 98 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,840 Speaker 1: just bust the whole bag open rather than like undoing 99 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 1: the not. 100 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's way too difficult. 101 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,159 Speaker 1: So Choopa Choops knows that customers have complained about it 102 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:03,839 Speaker 1: for years, so they're now leaning into it and they'll 103 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,279 Speaker 1: be making limited edition suckers where the rapper is literally 104 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,920 Speaker 1: impossible to get off. 105 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,039 Speaker 3: That's actually really funny because you want one? No, yeah, 106 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,159 Speaker 3: you want to try it. 107 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. The lollipops and cased in an ultra tough shell 108 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:23,479 Speaker 1: made from carbon composite materials, metal fibers, silicon carbide coding, 109 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: and liquid rubber. 110 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 111 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:28,119 Speaker 4: Yeah. 112 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:32,599 Speaker 1: They say it's resistance to blades, saws, heat, and of course. 113 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,479 Speaker 2: Normal hand strength. 114 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,719 Speaker 1: And the marketing team that came up with the idea 115 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: sent the impossible suckers to multiple popular YouTube channels that 116 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:44,479 Speaker 1: are known for destroying objects with extreme tools, and so far, 117 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: no one has been able to get inside of one. 118 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 3: Said one to us, I want one. 119 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,599 Speaker 1: The fun catch if you can manage to get through 120 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: the indestructible shell. There is a new easier to open 121 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: wrapper for regular Chuop with Choops lollipops inside of it. 122 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 3: Oh, I think we could do it. 123 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, lesget one. 124 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 3: Maybe I'll just eat the outside. 125 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:09,479 Speaker 4: Yeah. 126 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 1: From Stoppingbrook, let's go to your final laser story out 127 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 1: of Mount Ranch More. Who, if you're wondering how you 128 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,160 Speaker 1: should dress this morning, open a weather app If you're 129 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: wondering how you should dress your salad today, well here's 130 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:30,120 Speaker 1: an idea, because today is National Ranch Day, and if 131 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:33,039 Speaker 1: you love ranch, you are not the only one. 132 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 3: But it is so good. 133 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:38,280 Speaker 1: Americans consume about one hundred million bottles of it annually, 134 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: which is worth around one point seven billion dollars day. 135 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 1: Americans were recently surveyed on their favorite condiments, and thirty 136 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,719 Speaker 1: percent of people say they love ranch dressing. Yeah, thirty 137 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:53,159 Speaker 1: five percent like it, and only eight percent say they 138 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 1: hate it. 139 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,640 Speaker 3: Those are the people that are trying to be contradictory. 140 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 2: It's still and it's good. This is weird. 141 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: Sixteen percent of the people who said they love it 142 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:05,159 Speaker 1: admit to carrying their own personal ranch in a purse 143 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:09,279 Speaker 1: bag or backpack everywhere they go in their car or 144 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 1: even in an office drawer. 145 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 3: It needs to be refrigerated, y'all. 146 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of growing it fast enough. 147 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 1: You know, who's really excited about National Ranch Day? This 148 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 1: guy is otherwise known as the. 149 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 4: King of Cream and he will put ranch on literally whatever, 150 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 4: on pizza, lettuce, adidas, you name it, he will splotch 151 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 4: it on there. 152 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 2: And that means Laser Stories has come to an end 153 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.